Ciaphas Cain - the emperor’s finest - part 1

I love this book and can’t wait to read more of it
Sorry for not posting anything in awhile now just had a bit of recording troubles lol

[@AnIdiotsLantern]

Thank you so much for this story. I really hope you finish the rest. We all need more Cai-cai-Caiaphus Caine in our lives and your accent is very charming. I like that we can hear you turning the pages too. That’s something I wish more readers did.

[@americanslav2262]

Cai Cai Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium.

[@abysswalker2594]

@@americanslav2262 sounds of imposter syndrome

[@dorogundam]

Its a lucky thing I listened to Aborderprince prequel short story of this and finding this playlist right after.

[@someimperialfist1404]

How lucky indeed 🙃

[@tedybomber1713]

More please, u saintly soul.

[@johnsears6077]

If you publish the rest of this story I’ll be eternally grateful

[@go5083]

Imma be honest, I’ve never fully finished this log. I don’t even manage to get more than a minute through because something about the crackle of your mic in this, the tone and the rhythm you take to reading it knocks me out. For the past couple nights I’ve set this to play when I want to get to sleep and it works too damn well. From memory I get up to where jurgen is introduced at the latest. Maybe someday I’ll finally be able to hear the story but until then you sir have helped an ADHD insomniac shut off and get to sleep, thank you for your service.

[@almarioustavion9841]

Same here, I think It's cause he reads in such a slow, thoughtful and brooding way. Most reader-ers don't do that, haha.

[@grayprincezote57preceptsag51]

I can't tell if this comment is a complimentary insult or an insulting compliment lol

[@andref8246]

The emperor pacifies

[@FLoooT]

@@grayprincezote57preceptsag51 It is a compliment as OP suffers from insomnia and with this audiobook, could finally get some real sleep.

[@Falsh125]

The depiction of Cain walking behind the Astartes and trying to look impressive cracked me up! I don't think I have laughed so hard in a long while, especially while listening to Warhammer! 🤣 Your deadpan voice modulation and comic timing suited the moment so well! 😛🤣

[@maxwellheenan458]

Its funny but you have to keep in mind, in cains last stain the book before this he has slain a traitor Antares.

[@KillTeamHungary]

Omg i thought at first this story is narrated by Zap Brannigan

[@someimperialfist1404]

😂

[@mig1739]

honestly I would have loved to hear this fully narrated by Zap Brannigan lol

[@themcradical1]

Thank the algorithm i found you great work

[@zachariahmorris833]

Your voice is the perfect mix of cowboy and regal. It's the voice I imagine Cain having.

[@someimperialfist1404]

Why thank you kindly mister

[@superdrew907]

Its been said many times already however I'm gonna say it again. Awesome job! Thank you for all the work you put into this. You have a voice gifted for story telling. God bless and may the Emperor protect you!

[@goliath1179]

Alright. Six books down, now for seven. I think this chapter has been referenced since book two, but I’m finally glad to have some context for how Cipahis met, fought alongside, and befriended at least one of the Emperor’s chosen.

[@BungaUnga111]

Yarrick and Cain the only two commissars that can kick a spacemarines ass with zero consequences

[@adamfox1669]

Thank you for sharing these! I appreciate your time and effort. Thanks

[@notsae66]

You have a very smooth voice, it works quite well for Cain. This was a delight.

[@billyelliot4141]

Just finished the Necron tomb world book. Thanks for this, its good soup. 🇮🇪💪📖

[@Rawr-a-Saurus]

I would like to get the traitor’s hand in audio from you, always loved cain’s adventures, run like frak, dodge and survive

[@jamesrichards802]

It’s like Christopher Walken is reading, and I love it

[@lightningchegg4823]

I love this! Thank you very much!!! I do hope you keep doing this!

[@davidk6269]

Thank you for this reading!!!

[@kurtadixon]

thank you very much for reading this and sharing this with us. :)

[@justinmoore4088]

@Some Imperial Fist I can hear your delivery just fine.. Also, this is one of my favorite Cain books, which I've read and previously listened too several times. You've done well with this story and I look forward to your future endeavors!

[@NecoLumi]

I am in a depression because of TTS ending, so this is awesome. Love your voice!

[@skywatcheradept]

2:00:25 Heroic Astartes build-up

[@Scrombo2]

Your Dorn daddy would be proud, of how you fortified this book

[@ordakhan631]

Nice job!

[@morgs456]

Thanks for uploading mate

[@israelbernal9854]

Great work

[@slitherthewizardofwither6959]

Omg I love you I will watch every commercial when add that comes on this KZbin channel

[@someimperialfist1404]

I get ads?

[@slitherthewizardofwither6959]

@@someimperialfist1404 well you probably will soon

[@lordcarl3374]

Whoever you are, thank you for this.

[@gordonperkins4042]

im interested in the chronological order of the cain story would love to see this on the channel already so much here

[@billyelliot4141]

This is the prequel to this story i think. Its a great character i want to get it all too. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5XVhJWdrqupr8U enjoy this one dude. Dont know what comes before it though.

[@kacpadestro8086]

Great job mate your voice clicks for Cains for me

[@blakekatuin9679]

Brilliant been looking for a warhammer reader who good and you are good sir Sorry to hear about the money but hassle them get them to give you your fair share

[@320466]

Hey man thanks for the reading bro

[@IallenIallenI]

I'm not sure, but it sounds like you're speaking in an accent that isn't your own and it's really impressive how well you keep it together. Occasionally a little slip here and there, but otherwise it's a really spot on "neutral" English. Good work!

[@JeanLucCaptain]

Cian need to meet the Death Korps AT LEAST ONCE... i would love to see him walk away from those guys.

[@someimperialfist1404]

This is how i think it would go and buy no means is it my best work for writting but its what i came up with on the spot lol "Thanks for the tena jurgen, uhh buy the way colonel." Cain says and continues after taking a sip "what new regiment are we going to be fighting alongside?" Slowly adjusting himself from the slanted seating position he was in giving me full few of his roal hineass he pulls out a data slate to double confirm who we will be fighting with in the next plannet swarming with orks. One of my most favorite enemys to deal with i would say if my head was missing a few screws. "The Death Korps of Krieg i belive." He finally says with his lower lip dribbling a bit of saliva only for him to slurp it back up. "So will they work well with my vallhallens?" I ask wanting to know if they can be trusted to watch my back or if given the chance to use them as a meat shield for a onrushing ork who wants my fancy hat. Chugging along in what used to be a chimera jurgen was able to acquire for us. I exit the vehicles remins leaving behind the massive body still laying ontop its head inside on the floor. Was it that i noticed that he parked us in a artillery field full of empty shells. Making our way to the trenches almost slipping on a few shells left for someone to fall arse over tit on, jurgen and i finally make it to the forward operation bace in the soggy trenches. Off in the distance machine gunfire and the almost never ending bombardment of the outgoing artillery can be hurd. After my eyes adjust to the dark of the fob do i notice that im being stared at by multiple empty eyes on the gasmask of the fellow men in the room. "Is there a gas leak we should know about?" Jurgen says a matter of fact lacking his usual timly matter for offhand comments. "Apologies for my aid field marshal, but i do share the same worry along for the rest of my men." They make no movements and dont utter any words besides just standing at attention and just looking at us. It starts to get at my nerves and i feel a bit uneasy. Thankfully another commissar enters with another gasmask person in toe but this one has on a silver helmet with gold trim and a rugged old leather trenchcoat that has seen better days along with other users if im to judge from the few bullet marks and burn damage in some areas of the coat. "Sorry for not meeting you when you arrived Commissar cain, you did show up early and without warning. Mind telling us what happened?" I motion to my aid and Jurgen places on the table a ork warboss medal "we ran into a scrap of trouble." A whole frakton if you ask me, if it wasnt for Jurgens driving and the guardsmen manning the storm bolter we wouldn't have made it at all. "We got attacked buy the orks warboss and when it tore open the roof of our vehicle i was able to give a killing blow." Maintaining my ever growing reputation without ever needing to try as always. No one needed to know how much i was holding back tears or that i almost relieved myself the moment the roof came open, or how the damned ork claw came a mere few inches from my face. "And as to why we didnt vox in our arrival, lets just say ork rokets do a good number to equipment." Thats all im writting

[@sketch6360]

I concur, more please

[@someimperialfist1404]

I do have a part 2

[@sketch6360]

@@someimperialfist1404 very well done. I feel asleep to it, going to have to start over but I enjoyed it a lot

[@darionietlispach2470]

very good work mate left an abo =D

[@angelocavar8610]

Oi! Nice! Keep it up!

[@playtoyx]

Amazing

[@johnmartinez5722]

Solid voice

[@blakekatuin9679]

Live it thank you

[@danielrowell2119]

I really enjoyed your reading. You have a wonderful resonant voice. Maybe brush up on pronunciation unless it was your recording equipment that kept muddling words?

[@superdrew907]

@Daniel Rowell when is last time you picked up a novel and you read it aloud? I challenge you to try it sometime, record it and post it up here. So we all can confirm your pronunciation when reading aloud is as flawless as you seem to expect from a fan reading. . Thanks brah.

[@JimSwim308]

sounds like wheel of fortune in the background

[@someimperialfist1404]

😂

[@alejandroblanco7369]

Thanks for this champ 50-0!

[@Haiphong778]

The voice is so good but I can barely hear the audio :'c I am sad to have to miss out on this. I just can't balance it.

[@someimperialfist1404]

Yea, my old content is pretty cringe now that I’ve gotten better at. Everything lol

[@PaWnAable]

Thank you

[@ztcgamer9652]

this isn't a criticism this is a legit question are you sure you're not a clone of William Shatner P.S great work

[@goliath1179]

Damn. I thought this would be book one.

[@someimperialfist1404]

Sorry to disappoint, hopefully this one still brings you some joy 😁

[@ThePumpkinRot]

If it makes you feel better, this book takes place before the first in the timeline.

[@goliath1179]

@@ThePumpkinRot not particularly. I want all the books and need to read them in order.

[@ThePumpkinRot]

@@goliath1179 I know the feeling.

[@forestflyr9940]

This lastest epsiode of twilight zone it unexpected but welcome

[@mohamdmlg9027]

Very nice but the audio was a pit low

[@mezec4317]

Ffs and I've been listening to it paid on audible.

[@mikayelalikhanyan1587]

honestly, I don't understand why people give that much credit to this Ciaphis he spent this whole book either on a medical bed talking to strangers or not doing anything

[@someimperialfist1404]

It is rather silly isnt it?

[@mikayelalikhanyan1587]

@@someimperialfist1404 eh almost I've just read another ciaphis Cain book "choose your enemies" and that was even more silly if you have a patrion I'll pay you to do that for 5 or 10 dollars I'm poor

[@someimperialfist1404]

@@mikayelalikhanyan1587 That’s up next soon, and patron is set to be $1 a month unless you want to do $5 or higher. That’s 100% up to you tho

[@ringolfheinrich9680]

für den algorythmus

[@goldxahn5247]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist leider noch nicht Teil der BRD :(

[@aphmaufan8838]

I came

[@501ststormtrooper9]

We came. We saw. We conquered.

[@ozen4909]

Do you have book 6 to book 1?

[@someimperialfist1404]

I’m working on them, I’ve just been busy with life lately and haven’t posted much on the channel

[@Ng-zg4dq]

👍

[@scottbruckner4653]

Is this imposter syndrome or is this [ *B A L L S O F S T E E L* ]

[@watchletter]

Your voice is great

[@someimperialfist1404]

Thank you

[@captaincombat9384]

You sound like George Takei

[@lgjm5562]

52:00

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

The Emperor's finest piece of shit!

[@itisimatadvc]

You start off by reading loud and clear but within one minute you trail off into a low mumble, I can barely follow way you're saying. ☹️

[@craigmccormack3255]

I second that. With respect one must place more energy into the vocal chords, elevate your head and make sure your neck is straight. This will greatly assist.

[@derekforster6096]

Without offence are you using headphones

[@WhereIsJaune]

I for one am using one. I'm not bothered by the somewhat quiet delivery but unfortunately there are quite a lot of words and phrases that I found difficult to understand due to the unclear delivery. Still, I appreciate the man's work and his efforts.

[@andref8246]

I don't know what you're listening on but I'm using headphones and have no issues understanding despite a few mistakes here and there.

[@joebutler4275]

Dont worry about it, keep making great content ❤🎉

[@protivogazer2445]

Жаль что я не знаю английский

[@goldxahn5247]

Damn bro feel your pain

[@protivogazer2445]

@@goldxahn5247 "totally agree" google translation.

[@skywatcheradept]

Dang it - 4 books narrated at the same time: Cain, Gotrek, Fists & Cadia. I would much prefer you finish at least one of these books before you start the next. All of the narrations are awesome but its hard to follow the storyline when we have to jump from book to book in pieces.

[@vextay7199]

Lmao I'm sorry but sometimes your voice reminds me of obiwan

[@yelloabdamin1877]

Man its a good story but you could talk louder

[@someimperialfist1404]

KZbin compresses my videos. I’m sorry for this

[@yelloabdamin1877]

@@someimperialfist1404 That sucks all good though i still listen to them just now at work

[@jasonwright8546]

I am going to be honest in my review. I am continuing to listen through because there are no other options I can find. The pacing is Shatner-esque. Every fith word or so is mumbled and incomprehensible. Sound quality is poor. Reading is monotonous, emotionless, and it is difficult to keep my attention. I hope it improves as it goes on.

[@jasonwright8546]

Nope sorry. I can't do it. I am about a third of the way through the video, and I couldn't tell someone anything about what is going on. I hate to be so critical, but this is just unlistenable in my view.

[@someimperialfist1404]

That’s okay, my old content makes me cringe too

[@dgondavies1472]

i wanna listen, you have a good voice but the rhythm is all over the place you need to read a bit smoother it sound like your surprised or asking a question all the time really takes me out or the story sorry but you need more practice reading with a better flow.

[@ShaNagmaImmuru]

Good voice for it but you must re record this , you had too many fuck ups

[@someimperialfist1404]

Oh yea, it’s a few years old now. Gotten alot better recently and I keep the older videos up so I HAVE to look back and cringe at how auful I used to be. Even now I’m trying to improve

[@theforlanjoker4457]

Bit monotone tbh

[@someimperialfist1404]

Later on i ad more personality into the characters. This is my older work m8

[@theforlanjoker4457]

@@someimperialfist1404 better than I ever could do just not getting into it, maybe edit out and redo, I think the start to an audio book is critical, gets you in if you get what I mean.

[@spacegear9379]

Stopped listening cause the reader has 0 energy

[@ambletime3209]

Bro slow down and pronounce your words

[@someimperialfist1404]

I did in later videos, hopefully I fixed it

[@ambletime3209]

@@someimperialfist1404 Great I’ll check them out

[@nikolailevchenko5529]

You need to work on your diction, pronunciation and rhythm dude. This is a struggle to listen to.

[@someimperialfist1404]

Old videos of mine tend to be like that. The Newer ones are better

[@MrGoonGod]

Not bad. Took me awhile to get used to your narration but I did wind up enjoying it

[@someimperialfist1404]

Thank you, I’m sorry it was a hassle to endure.