Mad Because Small 5.01 Shadowbringers Part 2 - Il Mheg

[@Ultrapyre]

I presume writing Urianger's slam-poetry was why this part took months to come out.

[@amask777]

Worth it

[@nestrior7733]

That and getting stuck enjoying the story while jamming out to the music.

[@Trelior]

It was also probably hard to not bust out laughing instead of laying it out.

[@Edrialyse]

Urianger best guy

[@redwitch12]

*-eth*

[@Torvar]

"Pray restraineth mine pimp hand, that it doth not strike." I spit out my drink.

[@Jokerspencil]

This one and "Pray return to being silent" are gonna get macro'd

[@mememaster5748]

I almost pissed myself laughing at these two, god damn

[@d.3nd352]

I Spat thy tea upon hearing those words.

[@Torvar]

@@d.3nd352 I spatteth mine herbiferous liquid upon the utterance of those sylables.

[@telhelki8338]

Finally, a line to rival "Dunketh thou shalt"

[@OmegaEnvych]

"Get out of my room or I'm skipping this cutscene!" - scariest threat ever in Shadowbringers.

[@SorrenRaclaw]

I really feel like each video is better than the last. The fact that you managed to Uriangier-speak for a solid minute is beyond impressive!

[@platinummyrr]

Let alone writing it, just managing to say it outloud is impressive XD

[@MrBCWalker01]

I wonder what Urianger's EN VA thinks of this.

[@abs_nobody]

"flying lingere asparagus posessed by the souls of dead children" couldn't have said better myself

[@prismcrystahla]

"I wish this script got sundered..." this made me laugh W A Y harder then it should have.

[@Nehfarius]

But then he'd have to deal with variants of the script on every Shard and reconsider.

[@RosutoKitsune]

"Pray return to being silent" is such a good line 8D The Urianger and Emet parts were perfect. A+

[@ambereeeeee]

"Once upon a time betty spaghetti got killed by dominoes" that line killed me XD

[@misterturkturkle]

Zimmerman St. Charles is dead

[@znpbar225]

Emet is so in character it makes me A N G R Y.

[@antivanelfroot6111]

I was thinking the same thing. That's EXACTLY what he would say and I love it

[@OmegaDoesThings]

Eulmoran Soldier: Maybe we should get helmets with eyeholes next time. Ryne: How'd I get caught by *these* guys? Me: How *did* she get caught by those guys?

[@deadlyponys8096]

10:40 It may be a parody, but Emet-Selch is still very much in character 🤣

[@ValkyrieTiara]

"Pray restraineth my pimp hand, that it doth not strike" is the new best line in this series.

[@ecromancer]

So happy to see the continuation of "Mad Because of Small." I hope you keep making these videos!

[@WriterRaven_]

If Thancred's introduction broke me, Urianger's absolutely slayed me. Mad props to you, ser.

[@veilofmemory]

"Commendations or else" I felt that in my healer soul

[@Beretta249]

_Tank sends you one_

[@aaronlefebre5060]

I felt that in my Red Mage soul!

[@thephantomwolf1002]

Me whenever I res at least one person (or do healer LB3 when everyone's dying)

[@masterridley8593]

*cries in White Mage*

[@EmoEmu]

Angry machinist noises

[@essayenjoyer]

I was JUST thinking about this series and how I missed it.

[@Letham316]

We all remember the classic story of Angry Baby vs Goliath, and baby wins by destroying his shins. 😤

[@drih_hawkeye]

"Prithee begone thine thottens!" This is the most beautiful sentence in history of mankind and no one will convince me otherwise.

[@adriannash2705]

Thottens is prithee begone’d

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

I really like the running gag of every time that Ryne complains about her problems, she's interrupted by someone else saying that they had that problem first, basically implying that Ryne is just copycatting every other character's role in the story.

[@clymacs9241]

Thank you for sticking true to Emet-selch's original dialogue, King 👑

[@Nekrotix12]

I enjoy that even in this parody short-form synopsis of Shadowbringers, Emet-Selch has the same amount of sass. Very excited to see the next parts :D

[@PedroShaPe]

Well... I binge watched every single Mad Because Small video and now I'm here...

[@NojhLivic]

That was totally worth the wait. You take all the time you need for these videos. The Urianger slam was amazing, and I love what you did with Thancred and Minfilia and Emet. Really just keep it up!

[@akiathered]

Ok, the early access to Endwalker line really got me. Good job as always CS.

[@aaronlefebre5060]

"Looks like you just rolled... a nat 1" I do love a good D&D reference! I lol'd!

[@scottybarnard753]

I haven't played a final fantasy game since FFX and I don't know most of this lore but I love every second of these MBS vids.

[@LowCountryMatt]

The Tight Pants/ Body Rolls reference keeps sending me every time I hear it

[@MintoButton]

It's been so long since I've heard a Tight Pants/Body Rolls reference

[@KILLRAIN42]

Best cover of What Angel Wakes Me ever made and I will die on this hill.

[@taicanium]

I will return to the star on this hill.

[@RoyalLeoKnight]

3:11 THE TIGHT PANTS / BODY ROLLS REFERENCE. I actually cackled at this!!! 🤣

[@lavenderrain3379]

SAME THO

[@shadraavroart9915]

I WAS UNPREPARED

[@cosplaypainting]

fk i didnt realise at first, nice spot

[@driotari]

First person I've ever seen references that other than the friend who showed it to me

[@GTurner1812]

Thicc Thanc the Dank Tank gets me every time and is now the only way I shall refer to him

[@Sheryl4]

The way the Urianger part actually helped me remember what happened in that scene.. incredible

[@SubduedRadical]

"Pray return to being SILENT" "Than-gry" "Uri-ANGER" "Pray restraineth mine pimp hand that it doeth not strike" HAHAHA!!!

[@vfaulkon]

Congratulations. I hearby declare thee the greatest executor of Lyse puns in the FFXIV community.

[@TantrumFTW]

"I don't speak book, can you translate?" I died. 🤣

[@SonicXCII]

You are truly a wordsmith, absolute banger.

[@Dio____Brando]

just got one question, how many retry did you need to do Urianger's lines xD

[@delsin1126]

The legend has returned

[@FINISHHIM09]

"Your knees never stood a chance against crippling arthritis." That made me laugh my ass off

[@MrSparknote]

I lost it at the "Not in the Lyse-t" pun. Had to pause and come back. Well done again.

[@adriannash2705]

Me too and I haven’t gotten that far in the story

[@EratoTiaTuatha]

okay I can only now catch up on these since I finally finished ShB and OH MY GOD YOU NOT ONLY MADE A QUEEN REFERENCE, IT'S AN OBSCURE QUEEN REFERENCE, I LOVE YOU FOREVER

[@meriwidget3474]

Those Urianger parts tho! Amazing as always Cider!

[@ReaverPrime]

Spider and JoCat need to team up and write cartoons together.

[@Sarcasticmoocow]

OH GOD PLEASE!

[@matthewhostetter8974]

The best video series on KZbin has returned. Another classic Cider and it's funny to think you are still early in Shadowbringer with this and we still have more to see play Endwalker. I can't wait.

[@abxv_]

I’m so happy “angry because small” is back! I was about to give up hope! Please continue this series! ❤️❤️❤️

[@stellasol5265]

You are amazing! Everything Urangier said, Emet's interruption, I Loved everything!

[@Khailward]

"Pray restraineth mine pimp hand that it doth not strike."

[@JadeHarleyBizarrely]

i've been playing through ffxiv for the first time and while i enjoyed the Mad Because Small series a lot before i had any context, now that i've caught up to this point in the msq and actually know the context it's even funnier. here's hoping there's more soon! 🤞

[@starlitdown]

This was so freaking good XD THICC THANC and the body rolls reference ... LOL

[@ChroniclerofLore]

Urianger's speech was the best part by far 🤣🤣🤣

[@baldipogchamp8926]

An emotional moment, I've been watching these as I've completed each expansion since starting the game early this year, a fun look back on what just happened. Now it seems I'm moving into the part of the story beyond what these videos have caught up to. Thanks for the laughs!

[@DonPetexX]

The small, the legend, the angry has returned

[@andreadigney6247]

I applaud you for being able to do that much Urianger speak at that speed.

[@omegagilgamesh]

"Pray thee, what say thee? Allay thee certainty, entertain me explaining faithfully what awaiteth thee." That was difficult enough just to copy down. You are a beast!

[@Hikariinu124]

THICC THANC THE DANK TANK

[@Majima_Nowhere]

_Why do the dead kid fairies have to be wearing grass unitards?!_

[@gateauxq4604]

Asparagus lingerie 😆

[@ShyGirlYukari]

Because final fantasy

[@RukilEngetsu]

didn't expect dog reference

[@jaeusa160]

"Oh no, it's my worst enemy: Stairs." XD

[@nitoramgames]

the worst enemie of Mona, Ayaka and Claptrap, the stairs!

[@SageTigerStar]

THANK YOU FOR THE "TIGHT PANTS" REFERENCE. I love when people share the degenerate songs I love :D

[@DarkDranzer88]

3:12 - I'm irrationally angry that I'm old enough to get that reference - thanks, now the bloody song I tried so hard to forget is now playing in my head repeatedly :P

[@saucentric]

I felt all of these old man comments literally in my bones.

[@AoD-Talons]

i was half expecting madworld to start playing

[@pretzelthedude]

Utterly brilliant as always. God I love these videos. Always the highlight of my day when a new one drops 😀.

[@Omiron8214]

Oh no, Ryne got turned into the Meg of the series XD

[@AnonymousCoward3000]

Mad Because Small keeps getting better with each episode!

[@sailor707]

"not in the lyse-t' xD

[@Bongaboi151]

Long awaited new episode. Nice job, Cider!

[@Tailionis]

Thank God he's back. I was worried

[@mikigirl18]

Good job with that slam poetry. I can't imagine how many takes all that took.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

9:44 'I wanna go to the moon!' 'Why wait?'

[@matthewbryant8378]

RETURN OF THE KING

[@swapertxking]

This video has single handedly ruined my friend circle from ever calling thancred by his name again. He is always thicc thank the dank tank and I blame you.

[@Wastingsometimehere]

Happy because back uploading. Bring up helmets is one way to make a Viera angry.

[@Crystan]

New episode! Always brings a smile to my face!

[@Sapheiorus]

"Angry besmall'd" is the best state of being I've ever heard of.

[@Wysperfauna]

Leslie Hall reference!!! Must go watch her videos again...

[@Nero_Coniglio]

The nod to tight pants body rolls made me so happy

[@NytingGayle]

You know...it should be illegal to make someone laugh so hard they get hiccups! Fantastic as ever!

[@LilithStormchaser]

Brilliant as always. Definitely must-see TV.

[@VanessaVersus]

Cider spider truly has a career in writing rap lyrics ahead of him

[@Beryllahawk]

Ahhhhh so happy to see a new one in the series! Giggling for 11 minutes straight!!

[@piedpiper1185]

OK, had to pause at 'Didn't expect dog'. 🤣

[@maracaegrizzley8734]

This is so glorious to watch! Marvelous work!

[@Tamamo-no-Bae]

The wait was worth it, this was amazing! ^^ Fox be with you Cider. 🦊

[@mikamischief1239]

Will now refer to my FC spending gil as "popping thine bands" from now on. Thanks.

[@ianharac5153]

Urianger’s patter songs would make Gilbert & Sullivan weep with envy.

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

"Pray restraineth mine pimp hand, that it doth not strike" should be a meme.

[@dingding12321]

After just beating Shadowbringers it felt stupid long compared to the others - wouldn't blame you if this took 5+ episodes to complete! And I definitely wouldn't complain about that either haha.

[@Este314]

LET'S GOOOOO. I've missed this series.

[@BurningFreesias]

3:11 I ADORE YOUR LESLIE HALL REFERENCE!

[@SaigaTenshi]

Oh my, Annie Fauscia is gonna love this new video

[@kurisu7885]

I can only imagine how many takes those tongue twisters take.

[@bfu-jeansshadow]

God I've missed these funny as ever! ❤️

[@pokrmonftw]

But how does he even dance in those pants?!

[@Edge2177]

Hands down Urianger, favorite part.

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

"I wish this script would get sundered..." ROFL Also from the pimp hand onwards was hilarious, really.

[@Bongaboi151]

2:38 THIS IS [REDACTED]

[@skyshield584]

Uncle Orange's lines are always fantastic

[@lexenharte]

This was so good! Glad you're back