(ASMR) My thoughts on England at the Euros so far...

[@DjTiesticles]

You're lucky that you're not English like me. Imagine watching each of the group games and wanting to walk your dog over watching the second half in all 3 games. Southgate would be a great ASMRtist as he already has vast experience of making people fall asleep

[@donegal7]

😂😂😂😂

[@possessedslig]

Then imagine being a West Ham fan and having to suffer this after a season of total Moyesball 😴

[@Samouraii]

Something that I don't think many people have highlighted is that Palmer and Gordon both won the Under-21 Euros last year. I know the standards are a lot lower but you can see (even in the small amount of time that they have played) how much more enthusiasm they have to be playing. I wonder if their tournament win with England is a factor in that or its just that they are young and more determined.

[@StarBlue5752]

Palmer at only 21 or 22 he is already better than joe cole

[@Yaknose]

Group C was a beautiful demonstration of how an art degree prepares you for a career as a footballer since you'll be drawing so often.

[@RT363]

I feel that Lineker is critical because he cares about the success, I really think it is far worse if nobody cares or lying about the performances and accepting never winning anything despite having some of the worlds best players at club level.

[@assortedbile5381]

We had a similar problem in 96, no natural left sided player, then along comes Steve Stone, respectable for his club but in an England Shirt he turned into prime Cruff! That was because Venables was an excellent man manager knowing a boot up the backside from a consolatory shoulder. Southgate on the other hand is a waistcoat mannequin.

[@Aymen23ii]

Gordon is right there on his bench Southgate just hates him

[@assortedbile5381]

​@@Aymen23iiToo right and Gordon is a much better player than Steve Stone. Southgate hasn't even got to encourage the lad, finished article coming off a great season.

[@jorgereyna1796]

Loved this, absolutely spot on

[@tdotrtz2107]

They can't put Saka in a defensive role. There's a reason why he longer plays there since the academy. He made a comment about it. It's like the Trent experiment at central mid it's not going to work.

[@asmrcarine]

I had a similar thought. Even if he CAN play in the back, he's definitely not match-ready for it.

[@lukethomas6936]

Trent in the middle isn’t a bad shout tbh the issue is, Southgate has Declan Rice doing the exact same thing on the other side so none of them know what to do

[@Frakkles]

Oooooh, this might trigger me in a very different way than intended. 😂😂😂

[@asmrcarine]

Hahaha! Hey, if you were triggered, my job is done. No need for semantics 😂

[@danr573]

I agree with you especially with Gordon. As soon as he came on he was taking a defender on and also made a quick forward pass to Kane which made space for Palmer. I would change Bellingham to an 8 or play Mainoo, play Palmer or Foden at 10 and Gordon on the left. The passes also need to be quicker and if we do play Kane we need to get more crosses in the box. Hopefully our tournament starts on Sunday because we haven't turned up yet!

[@theTommoBFC]

This is an interesting perspective, thank you. I was absolutely livid yesterday, even when Bellingham scored I didn't celebrate because I was so angry. I cheered up a bit when Kane scored 😄

[@francisdl22]

Really like your whispering🙌🏻

[@edwardking1192]

NUFC, England and ASMR fan here... this is a winning combination. Expectations remain low about Southgate though...

[@playlist9980]

Euro 2024 ASMR...I never thought I would witness that.

[@patanderson4666]

Would love a video recapping the NHL 1st round of the draft and maybe the free agent signings so far

[@salvatore2453]

I'm an Italian fan and were we to pass against switzerland i'm still scared af of England. Even though what we achieved 3 years ago remains in history, I think England will achieve way more success in the future. Honestly i'm of the opinion that you'll go all the way to the final, hence congratulations 👏

[@GOZAGSGO]

Thoughts are VAMOS ESPANA 🇪🇸

[@asmrcarine]

Spectacular!

[@evanschris103]

Can't wait for your NHL Draft video. I fell in love with Beckett Sennecke over the past month and his reaction to getting drafted 3rd was priceless 😆I badly wanted him in Columbus but I guess I could always watch more Ducks games

[@trailerparkboyz245]

Off topic, but would you ever consider reuploading your old videos? Your hockey strategy video was probably the best ASMR video I’ve ever seen in my life

[@longhairdontcareiify]

I would start Rice & Jude in holding midfield, Foden or Mainoo @ #10 (prob mainoo actually but to be fair I’m United😅), Cole Palmer LW, Saka RW , Ivan Toney up top.

[@sox3194]

What team do you support?

[@wfc_0762]

Newcastle

[@somedude1666]

Hahaa 10 mins 30 in. Somebody said it at last. Exactly the point. As much as i want to see gordon on the left, foden in the middle and Bellingham next to rice playing the more box-to-box role. All of these ideas are mute because theyre being managed by GS anyway. No tactical plan whatsoever, not even something simple like "give the ball to X player at all costs, we can figure it out later" lol. I like palmer because he just has this "no fear, no respect" mentality, he will get the ball, face the full back and try to beat them. We need that kind of player on the wing to stretch the game, too many players with their back to the goal is too easy to press back in the mid-final third of the pitch. You need players that can beat a man in the team, the game quickly opens up after that.

[@nath.owen_]

You know ball. Very sound take and relaxing as per🙂

[@ICYBlurz]

Omg it’s Caitlin Clark 🤯🫵

[@RT363]

ASMR as a sleep aid has some real competition with the England national team.

[@cobracommander8133]

😂😂

[@VolatilePatient]

I think 'turgid' is the appropriate adjective to describe England in the group stages, very negative football. That said, the defence (out of possession at least) has been very solid and barely conceded a shot, though a bit nervy with the ball playing out. Would like to see Bellingham play slightly more advanced, Rice in the holding mid ; I think Kane needs a secondary striker or forward. I'd love to see Palmer and Gordon start too. Mainoo may well impact from the bench. Southgate will just play it safe probably, he's like ready salted crisps. Have a feeling we see more expressive football all round in the last 16...cagey group stage for many! Good tournament overall so far, though most of my predictions were very poor... apart from Georgia getting through which I am happy with. Poland were garbage Copa America has been great so far! Have been staying up to watch some matches. Uruguay look so so good and at the moment would be my favourites. How far do you think Canada could go? Impressive so far Damn I could honestly talk about this forever

[@asmrcarine]

I think we could get to the semis! We'd have a fair chance against Venezuela in the QFs and then have a rematch against Argentina in the SFs.

[@VolatilePatient]

Venezuela playing really well so that QF could be a great watch. You should do a Discord watchalong if Canada somehow make it to the final

[@asmrcarine]

Forget Discord... I'll livestream from Miami if we make it! 😅

[@Hawkkaii-ih2ps]

This will definitely trigger people in more ways lol and i have been loving the euros so much fun

[@Kuy91]

This video and Southgate’s football 🤝 ending insomnia

[@ADF86123]

I agree that Gareth Southgate has been too conservative with his tactics but as a Middlesbrough fan, I can't bring myself to be too critical of him because of everything he did for my club.

[@Axelespinola1994]

As an Argentinian, I believe that at the player level, England is always the favorite, but when it comes to proving it, they never succeed. Currently, it is the fault of their coach who cannot bring out the potential of their star players. Pd:good video

[@MynameisTMP-]

Falklands war loser opinion detected, opinion rejected

[@sincerelyspazz]

I thought Xavi was stubborn. Southgate is a different beast

[@matty5900]

What are your thoughts about Newcastle trying to sell Gordon to Liverpool Carine?

[@asmrcarine]

I'm in complete denial about Gordon and Isak leaving!

[@rossomac21]

According to The Athletic, England have the lowest XG for goals against, out of every team. It is absolutely turgid to watch. Southgate has to win the tournament playing like this or he's in trouble (sportingly I mean) The embarrassment of riches he has at his disposal and it's embarrassing how much it's wasted. Anyway, great content as always. Would be great to see Football Manager ASMR make a return.

[@donnieblanco17]

and waiting till the 75min to implement subs is diabolical imo… the bench is full of ballers waiting to make their mark… gotta give them some more time and pull the slackers off the pitch sooner! Too much walking around Fresh legs are needed sooner

[@623logan5]

Palmer on the bench is such a shame, he was with Foden the best player last Season.

[@gumdeo]

Cole Palmer should start the next game.

[@LordWay]

You still have a few hours to apply for England Manager btw

[@Professorprime]

Kane was misrepresented the comments in a press conference, he couldn't really dodge the question.

[@Griseus_ASMR_2]

Tell the truth, you live in a futuristic dome surrounded by 20 screens watching sports

[@asmrcarine]

The most wasteful use of a super villain lair!

[@achrafdz4430]

Hello carine)) i hope u will make another FM MANAGER 24 VIDEO)) i like those vids in your channel)) keep going)))

[@asmrcarine]

Thank you! I've been waiting to play a cup game vs Tottenham but we're in a heat wave and my laptop is struggling to handle all this heat on top of gaming and recording 😂 Definitely more to come!

[@noteimporta195]

You have a great voice 😄 pd : Gibraltar Español

[@lilluch3988]

Do a video on the upcoming mlb draft

[@milesgrant3507]

The left side of the bracket is death lol

[@asmrcarine]

England's only saving grace 😂

[@Michael-on-1]

Can you do a Los Angeles Lakers countdown please 😊

[@AntiWokeBloke]

We have to start palmer next match and we need to give Gordon minutes at least a full half. Fodens really good but he’s only got a left foot and he can’t cut in from the left side and cause problems like he does for city I think we’ll beat Slovakia then go out in the Quarters Also I’d Start Mainoo Alongside Rice

[@asmrcarine]

Please can you call Southgate? 😂

[@BerliozTheAristocat]

4-4-2 Kane, Watkins Gordon, Bellingham, Mainoo, Palmer Trippier, Guehi, Stones, Walker

[@asmrcarine]

Interesting! I like this!

[@TGWithTheSoda]

Back with another one 😂😂

[@Sa17648]

Please do these euros vids in whisper voice too

[@footyfactsasmr]

Your honestly so lucky your not an England fan because it’s the most painful and boring thing in the world right now 😭😭

[@jamesalandixon]

Spoiler: Gordon and Palmer didn't start on Sunday.

[@asmrcarine]

That's when I decided my original prediction of England winning was definitely wrong 😅

[@miki_420]

Southgate is very good manager........... somehow he managed to convice world class players to play absolute crap.

[@nochilldil2414]

where are the UFC 303 picks?? 😢

[@Samouraii]

My biggest concern is that Southgate stubbornly will not change his tact at all. It's going to be boreball all the way until we are knocked out. When we had Steve Bruce I said that Eddie Howe would be a great replacement England manager, now I say Graham Potter because I don't want Eddie to leave us 😅 Having a bet on Austria since before the tournament has at least made it exciting for me so far haha

[@asmrcarine]

SO stubborn! At the very least keep the boreball and make changes to the starting XI that make sense 🥲 Austria have been incredible to watch!

[@guywilcox736]

It's been painful to watch, and Southgate is to blame. He's a Championship standard manager who got lucky in getting an international job. We were lucky in 2018 with an easy run of games, lucky in 2020 because we played every game bar one at Wembley. He's tactically clueless playing players in wrong positions, negative and conservative. If you were a player would he inspire you? When you've been used to playing under the likes of Pep, Klopp, Arteta, Tuchel, Ancelotti etc at your clubs can you imagine going from that level of management to him? I don't think we'll improve for the Slovakia game and there could be a horrible shock (like Iceland 2016!) at least he would get the sack then.

[@Beastlysimmer_uk]

We have been absolutely shit, I feel bad for the lads it’s predictable and slow, Southgate needs to sacked, on a positive note I went to the Howard if effingham school with Connor Gallagher he was a year above me

[@adamisonyoutube]

We are absolutely dreadful let's be real 😂

[@MarDuBronx]

I don’t really like asmr (I follow two accounts who make specific type I like to listen to) but it’s so hilarious KZbin showed me something niche to me as an asmr girl who talks about all sports I follow closely lol kinda scary/weird but cool.

[@inferiortwo]

need more UFC predictions it's been 2 ppvs already :(

[@somedude1666]

God damn it, love, i came here for ASMR but im too invested in your opinion now to fall asleep to this lmao. I dont want to defend linekar because he just annoys me. But its flat out embarrassing watching these coddled football players talk about their feelings. Customer service operatives get worse comments thrown at them every day for minimum wage and no chance at glory. Kane talking about player's not winning anything is a bit pot-kettle too. Saying that, i prefer it when players go off script and show 1% more personality. Fudge the sponsors, they can cry more for all i care too lol.

[@rollierolas]

PLEASE MAKE ASMR BARCELONA PSG COMEBACK

[@j.s3300]

4 down, 3 to go

[@deseanland.]

They should try to score some goals 👍

[@asmrcarine]

Southgate furiously searching for a pen and paper rn

[@deseanland.]

@@asmrcarine I am Jose Mourinho

[@Aymen23ii]

I think Gordon should start Foden can come off the bench for Saka if the situation demands it

[@darraghoreilly117]

It’s not foden or saka who have to take the hit

[@Aymen23ii]

Who then Genius? Foden is shit with England starting him is just a waste of space

[@boogywbs8564]

i think they will fire southgate and hire klopp

[@MR.K.J..Mixed.M.A]

Finalists

[@mattj5492]

they were absolute shite in the group stage. How on earth they won the group I'll never know.

[@playlist9980]

Easy - worst group in the Euros by far

[@joshpickup2581]

put Walker at LB and Trent at RB ffs. Walker cant attack regardless which side so might as well get some creativity.

[@samuelblachon95130]

Boring work only for France because we won a World cup by being boring

[@nbkyle5719]

Kane never won anything either and is a terrible leader on top of that. He's extremely good but that's it

[@asmrcarine]

Agreed! I don't think that "top scorer" should be the qualification for a team captain.