Cigarette Wife meets Crowbar Husband (Signalis + Half Life Mashup)

when you miss your wife, but you miss your crowbar more
songs: cigarette wife + military precision

[@daz211]

Military Wife

[@hectorhdez3087]

Cigarrete Precision

[@AndroidNoir-L06k]

​@@hectorhdez3087they both kill, slowly with attrition.

[@juggernut1418]

Haha good name

[@lusa3002]

Cigarrete military... Wife precision...

[@jacextreme6432]

@@lusa3002Wife precision 😳

[@josephvirtuoso3382]

"Elster doesn't need to hear all this, she's a highly trained professional!"

[@dylanbourassa4507]

"We've assured the Protektor that nothing will go wrong". "Ah yes, you're right. Elster, we have complete confidence in you".

[@UtubeH8tr]

@@dylanbourassa4507 "Alright, let's let her in now."

[@bambblamb3734]

@@UtubeH8tr (In the mines) "Testing, testing."

[@Frille512]

- Now now if you tollow standard penrose procedures everything will be fine - I don't know how you can say that, although i will admit that the possibility of a bioresonance cascade is extremely unlikely

[@redback3]

​@@bambblamb3734Alright Elster your gestalt should keep you comfortable throughout all this.

[@goblingallahad2838]

The right elster in the wrong place can make all the difference in Rotfront.

[@Aezrt-17]

So wake up, Elster. Wake up and remember our promise.

[@goblingallahad2838]

@@Aezrt-17 thats so good XD

[@Hidan237]

I love this so much

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

The right bioresonant on the wrong planet, more like...

[@rjgamersxbr4241]

The right replika in the wrong place, could make all the difference in the world

[@osakanone]

They are neighbours. They grill together, and talk about their respective wives.

[@Galilupottepeak]

i don't think gordon is married

[@lerbronk]

neither is Elster@@Galilupottepeak

[@Galilupottepeak]

@@lerbronk what about the girl that you dance in the flashback?

[@Adamaspotestas]

Gordon is married to the game (half life goldsrc)

[@lerbronk]

@@Galilupottepeak ***spoiler**** that is elster and her "wife", ariane, even though they arent married

[@deadcatisbad2673]

"Don't shoot, we're with the Eule team!"

[@The_Hanged-Man]

"Oh my God, we're doomed!"

[@durandol]

​@@The_Hanged-ManDo you know who ate all the doughnuts?

[@The_Hanged-Man]

@@durandol "I really don't know."

[@dylanbourassa4507]

"Elster, you fool!"

[@stormcrow5617]

"Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous berets?"

[@DaleTwokey]

All I can think of is Elster bunny hopping through the entire Sierpinsky to get to Ariane as fast as possible without saying a single word.

[@mechmaster-so4hr]

lmfao

[@ImNotFunny541]

Forgetting those Gauss Cannon and Grenade Jumps are we?

[@killercards7733]

@@ImNotFunny541Elster initiates an accelerated back hop and skips to from floor 1 to nowhere in 10 minufes

[@Nnneemo]

Long Jump Module, and Tau cannon..

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

*Do you wanna know how many times I’ve read that as “Easter bunny”?*

[@tuscanlegate2303]

"I thought we would never live to see a Bioresonance Cascade, let alone create one"

[@dylanbourassa4507]

"We tried to warn them..."

[@isaakboes6781]

this comment is gold! how does it now have more likes!?

[@dylanbourassa4507]

​@@isaakboes6781 "Elster? You're alive! Thank God for that Replika Suit!"

[@NIRDIAN1]

When the Joke Comment describes The Entire Plot Of The Game...!

[@AuroraAustralis_]

LSTR-512 🤝 Gordon Freeman Being highly trained professionals

[@ImNotFunny541]

They don’t need to hear allat.

[@kellerweskier7214]

hope you finished the game cuz a lil spoiler here... You never actually play as LSTR-512, she died in the ship before impact from cancer due to radiation leak. you play as LSTR-S2301 looking for Alina, to then get memory overwritten after enough by act 3, to LSTR-512, to then complete the promise for Ariane. If you complete the game too soon, you forget the promise cuz your memories havnt fully been implanted.

[@AuroraAustralis_]

Elster doesn't need to hear all this. She's a highly trained professional!@@kellerweskier7214

[@freekda]

That's awesome, man. You made a half-wife.

[@Randomperson-tg5gx]

Lmao

[@freekda]

Yeah, sounds like a DLC, actually

[@joshuabapple112]

Full wife consequences.

[@darnoc001]

"Morning Mrs. Elster, looks like you're running late." *Elster proceeds to bunny hop towards the HEV locker room*

[@dylanbourassa4507]

"Weren't you supposed to be in the Mines half an hour ago?"

[@AlesterMyersWick]

"Elster! Man, am i glad to see you. what the hell are these things? and why are they're wearing elue team uniforms?!"

[@thisisgarbage9892]

"So, Wake up, Miss Elster. Wake up and remember our promise."

[@revolterocelot]

Morphine Husband But what about Beer Uncle and Crayola Nephew?

[@durandol]

You mean Barney and Shepard?

[@revolterocelot]

@@durandol yes

[@revolterocelot]

@@Aditya-px9zd MUHREENS! HOORAH!

[@notanaveragedoktah8390]

Cigarette wife and Morphine Husband makes LSD Son/Daughter (Morgan from Prey)

[@Nombrenooriginal]

Why shepard is described as crayola?

[@xgamer2mil]

-Trapped in a science facility gone to shit -Both have SPAS-12 shotguns in their arsenal -Both prolly have PTSD They're not so different. . .

[@dylanbourassa4507]

Plus, they also got great voice actors! *for legal purposes, this is a joke*

[@ikahanung2154]

don't forget the revolvers

[@ikahanung2154]

@@dylanbourassa4507 To be fair Ashley Quills and Ross Scott has done a good job

[@dylanbourassa4507]

​@@ikahanung2154 regrettably, I never heard of these 2

[@ikahanung2154]

@@dylanbourassa4507 Ashley Quills voiced several Signalis characters in some fan works (channel is Voice Quills); Ross Scott plays Gordon in the webshow Freeman's Mind (ch. Accursed Farms)

[@user-fn5xu2ee4n]

WE'RE GETTING OUT OF SERPINSKI COMPLEX WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mdd4296]

Adler: NOT SO FAST GULAGITES

[@oxotnik_na_shalav]

We're getting out of Black mesa

[@hydratorthealmighty5687]

Serpinski "complex?" Really, I find (playing the game) ... oh my, that is really complex.

[@KingThrillgore]

"Let me guess, trapped in a dystopian hellhole trying to save someone with a overpowered revolver?" "..." "Haha yeah, that's so relatable creamsicle man!"

[@glibchubik4090]

Who would Freeman be saving?

[@KingThrillgore]

@@glibchubik4090 Eli? Alyx? Have you even played Half Life 2?

[@kurisumakise2098]

@@glibchubik4090humanity?

[@narcoticman7310]

​@@glibchubik4090himself? his species?

[@kiokyyikune]

​@@KingThrillgoreits half life 1,so he's saving the science team and himself

[@Ice-lv8sh]

AND NOW, BLACK MESA

[@BruceForte]

The little horror stingers in military precision never fail to make me smile

[@just-mees]

the foghorn-like brass does fit with half life's larger than life machinery.

[@tenjenk]

Half life mashup? more like Freeman's Mind + Signalis. "For somebody who's NOT escaping from prison, it sure feels like I am."

[@toddkatz9700]

Elster's Mind when?

[@sunrisejackdaw1779]

@@toddkatz9700 elster apparently has a deeper voice than ariane and is fairly factual and reserved it'd be a lot of dry humor I think

[@lucaballarati9694]

"Fucking typical Eusan engineering. Do you want a whole artificial person? Sure, no problem! Do you want a washing machine that doesn't break every other week? Hold on there future girl! We're not wizards!"

[@Chaosian]

"This place is deeeead..."

[@smallfork72]

"Ah, I'm not the only one who's late." "SUCKER!"

[@Stonetear]

Spreading like wildfire already. Hope people find their way back to the original!

[@parallellia1509]

This remix is how I found out Signalis and I don't regret it

[@iplyrunescape305]

we need a Signalis mod for Half-Life ASAP

[@aarondale3550]

SIGNALIS: Source

[@NoExplosionsMcgee]

I'd love to see this as well just to see how the modding community will be able to adapt everything from Signalis into the first person perspective.

[@The-Enemy-Medic]

Oddly if you draw a face on the base signalis game models, it wouldn't be too out of place in the goldsource engine.

[@kellerweskier7214]

iv made some pretty complex maps for gmod. if i only had the textures or atleast color pallets, i could make Act 1 and 3. that flesh pit section though... though easier to make, id need the proper texture, unless i use the base flesh texture of Source, which would look like the inside of a vagina.

[@nine-tailedfox1243]

@@kellerweskier7214I mean it would be pretty appropriate for signalis all things considered

[@fukudacal]

god this hits so hard

[@skytop082]

*On the way to fulfill the promise* "Ah, geez, I'm runnin' laaate!"

[@bekkayya]

passing another dead Elster unit: "haha SUUUUUUCKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

[@poke548]

"Give peace another chat, or at least stand still!"

[@GloriG_C17]

She is Signalis Girl ❤ He is Hλlf - Life Boy

[@RRVCrinale]

_Elster's Mind_

[@Blueberry_Koi]

Bruh why does the engineer all rounder type character pickjng up a shotgun go so hard

[@waroonh4291]

Welcome to SIGNALIS .. the loop, nobody can get out .. we are here together until the end of time.

[@heyyou9472]

when a hellish otherworldly incursion happens in your complex but you just gotta give that 1000 yard anomalous stare on a different note both tracks, as either leads or backing, compliment eachother so much. i love cigarette precision/military wife.

[@Thenameless1]

They bond over shared trauma like every workplace relationship.

[@astrosloth6342]

Both games make me want to buy them based off their soundtrack alone

[@alsnana00]

Half life 1 is now free for grabs for now!

[@averagecoldwaterenjoyer]

​@@alsnana00Not anymore, buddy😭😭😭😭😭

[@averagecoldwaterenjoyer]

​@@alsnana00Just glad that I got it in its anniversary for free

[@jasongarrett768]

Both are absolutely worth it

[@siskohwat473]

Both are masterpieces

[@gideongallant1185]

Gordon, Isaac, and Elster collabing on a alien zombie roasting mixtape would go hard

[@AleksWorkshop]

this is such a niche and specific piece of content

[@aunthunt]

это он

[@burrilljw]

Banger of a Mashup you made. Can't wait to see what other Mashups you have in mind that sound good together!

[@SinnerBeta]

Elster's Mind EP1

[@seththesheriff1275]

- Trapped in a broken-down research facility that's going to shit - Have overpowered revolvers as part of their arsenal - Have otherwise normal occupations (engineer, scientist)

[@Hervoo]

Cigarette precision of a Military Wife

[@Kira-np9eb]

okay this may be the best song mashup ever because it actually makes a song out of both songs instead of just playing them both at the same time

[@dylanbourassa4507]

"An Elster Unit, thank god. Get us out of here before those infected Replikas figure out where we're hiding."

[@ariannanightingale4054]

An unexpected surprise. But a welcome one.

[@aarondale3550]

*puts on glasses* "Uuhm acktually the quote is 'A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.' Get your facts right please!" *continues to have no life*

[@thedoomguy66]

@@aarondale3550 The imperial senate is pleased with your work citizen

[@zwimmy]

Your AEON workforce assignment: Black Mesa Research Facility

[@seththesheriff1275]

Black Mesa Research Facility on -Vineta- Earth

[@SuperBoyboys]

Somehow found this on Discord 30 minutes after it was uploaded here and then found it on KZbin to put it in my playlist.

[@NOGREE]

Great remix! When I heard Cigarette Wife, some of the trumpet notes reminded me a little of another piece of music from Half-Life 2 called Miscount Detected. But when I listened to it, I realized that they were not very similar, with the exception of a small trumpet passage. I think your version really suits the melody.

[@TheD736]

The combine theme is more in line with the tempo of the song and has those trumpet elements you mentioned. Look up half life 2 combine theme and telll me if that isn't what you were thinking of

[@mr.killwolf6667]

I do feel like Dr. Freeman will somehow find a way to break the never ending loop for Elster that she is in

[@Metalbringer92]

In my fatigue-induced fanfiction, he's going to pull some gman-ass mumbo jumbo and have those two lovely sebian dance and smooch in Rotfront capital, after he blows up their citadel and starts a revolution involving an unrealistic amount of guided-rocket launchers.

[@RBOBemployee]

THIS HAS NO RIGHT TO BE THIS GOOD

[@thenerd1153]

Tbh gordon would probably communicate purely through hev chirps, and everyone would understand

[@dylanbourassa4507]

Especially health kit and battery pickup sounds

[@macosh7979]

man this match up makes me imagine a team is inside the tunnels of some power core steam engine thingy that they have to repair on the way and escape that place since it's infested by aliens and the enemy nation trying to destabilize the core to take out the facility to erase all of what transpires there.

[@alface935]

Well people have already ported the Signalis Models into Source Film Maker so it is only a matter of time until They go to Gold Source for people to use it as a Singleplayer Mod or a Player Model for Half Life 1 Deathmatch

[@dylanbourassa4507]

Really? That's good news

[@alface935]

@@dylanbourassa4507 Heres what People have dobe with Signalis Models in SFM so far: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5ucoWl_e7ifpM0si=ej-9zzXt_LAXxwZI

[@Blind_Hawk]

I HAVE BECOME HALF AGAIN AND I LIFE EVERYTHING (Both like using the Spas-12)

[@user-tb8vr8yy4b]

this is maybe one of the most beautiful mashups i've heard incredible skill to come up with this idea and to execute it fantastic work

[@AlesterMyersWick]

elster freeman, in the flesh or rather in a combat suit.

[@uglybird1167]

Inside you are two gays: Lesbian space robot Gay orange scientist

[@Pyth_Gamig1324]

WRONG! in me theres 2 other things. jet fuel, and hamburger.

[@noggy3133]

WRONG! There are 2 MORE things. Morphine, and a butt plug

[@uglybird1167]

@@noggy3133 so TRUE

[@noahdigit430]

These fit REALLY well.

[@hadookin47]

Cigarette wife is actually Revy from Black Lagoon

[@bekkayya]

most mashups like this dont work for the whole song or fall out of sync, but the quality stays high throughout! Very impressed, excited to see if you post more :D

[@Dominator150395]

"I miss my wife, but I never miss a shot."

[@Baderbear]

that was good mashup

[@leon-ks9yn]

time mss Elster... is that time, really again?

[@aliceamineva5757]

G-Man: Doctor Freeman..We had our new Guest. Please welcome.. Elster. Doctor Freeman: Who the heck is Elst- *sees Elster* .................

[@trevorfranks69]

Ride wife, life good

[@astrosloth6342]

Think about wife..... Regret

[@phantomsanic3604]

"Sooo, Miss Elster we meet at last..."

[@dylanbourassa4507]

"Who are you? You're not Adler."

[@MTNDEWGANG]

We really need more of these.

[@seanocso3315]

i saw this on reddit and its an absolute banger!

[@yeahimgood2]

6 months later its still the best mashup ive ever heard

[@sergeant3869]

Holy shit, why do these two fit so well????

[@pimiento3428]

this microwave casserole is intentionally ruined

[@JohnnyJoez]

they're beer buddies

[@parallellia1509]

I found Signalis thanks to this song big thanks dude, big thanks

[@bigcoffinhunter5500]

This is super dope dude

[@Gundyar]

"Forget about Elster" - Ariane Yeong (memory ending)

[@JuanxDlol]

AND NOW: SURFACE TENSION.

[@Helljumper425]

Workout music

[@MaximillianRobesphere]

Nice mashup!

[@grato_g5525]

“You’r problem must solve with your solution.”

[@squid1712]

We smoking crowbars with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@kilroy4123]

This keeps me going

[@SaltCan]

Perhaps, this is Xen

[@kittyvlekkie]

i fucking love this and this comment section so much

[@dylanbourassa4507]

Isn't it fascinating?

[@user-lb7pu8zv5p]

very cool i want this ambient in game

[@Moddeang123]

Crazy mix mashup man! I can imagine Gordon bunny hop through Seroenski xD

[@gambitschema]

incredible mix i LOVE how sludgy it is

[@Galilupottepeak]

it's beautiful

[@BlackCatRedScarf]

Damn... That slaps hard. As industrial as it can get.

[@artemis2314]

She's waiting for you LSTR. In the cryo chamberrr...

[@christiangottsacker6932]

It just works

[@barclaybower512]

“This is not a democracy! I have Bioresinance so i am in charge l!”

[@spacepirate9999]

This one is good... really good..I like that

[@pachystomiasmicrodon1948]

damn this is awesome

[@Solustos]

this is dope

[@jeebz31]

Damn that switch-up was NICE

[@SparselyUsed]

THIS is a mashup. THIS isn't just 2 songs playing at the same time, THIS is a mashup.

[@fonebbmaster1697]

I never understood shippers and the intersection of different worlds, but now... I have become one of them... help...

[@dylanbourassa4507]

What do you mean?

[@fonebbmaster1697]

@@dylanbourassa4507 i mean that's a little bit strange for me to ship characters from different universes, before that moment...

[@dylanbourassa4507]

@@fonebbmaster1697 ah, I understand now.

[@ikahanung2154]

Sometimes when worlds collide you gotta buckle up for a wild ride

[@Claymann71]

Just added this to +5 Playlists. I think I found my new favorite song today! 🤘😎

[@axelprino]

Mhh, half wife.

[@AngelTwilight]

Why is this so fucking good?

[@asystoles5087]

Magnificent

[@LANSl0t]

I don't even know what to say except play Signalis

[@MagikalKrabical]

I instantly heard military precision when I heard that fuckin song

[@dodgingrain2936]

Cigarette military wife precision leads backing

[@SamPaste928]

>Makes Channel in 2007 >2023, Posts on of the arguably most badass video game OST mashups >Leaves

[@TukyVideo]

i need more signalis x half life collabs now