If Your GTA Online Character Was Charged For Their Crimes

[@MazWayGaming]

I knew I was bad, but I never expected I was THAT bad.

[@mentiquebakabila4254]

it's only the intro and all 4 heists, Casino and Cayo heist replay is canon and there's also all the other missions...

[@CatLov3r10]

@@mentiquebakabila4254I mean, for the finale on the Cayo Perico heist, you could do it stealth and only kill the guy with the bike when you exit the compohnd

[@samteckor8125]

I don’t know if you’re referring to the crimes committed or the sentence but honestly I thought the sentence was going to be worse

[@zimknxckb4ck]

@@mentiquebakabila4254 There's not all other missions. Example: Salvage yard robberies, after hours, dax missions, martin madrazo missions...

[@DumbHomieJay]

Honestly pretty tame

[@TheUnimaterLp]

There is only one thing to say: "You recived 2000 $ for good behaivour"

[@MortemPlayz]

I’ve never seen that message lol

[@goatfacee]

@@MortemPlayzdamn cuh😭

[@mikaeel_m3243]

@@MortemPlayzaw, unfortunate

[@agent6941]

​@@MortemPlayz I have see it whilst committing domestic terrorism by blowing up cars on a road (most likely a highway).

[@madsgadekr1900]

@@mikaeel_m3243 nah bro you evil😭

[@OhioanGhost]

Your character never ages so he’ll be fresh as soon as his 13,000+ year sentence is up.

[@deandre15]

Life in prison😂

[@MrPix.]

@@deandre15 there is no life in prison in america

[@SuperiorIronMan0]

Funny​@@MrPix.

[@Dimonkaj]

And GTA VI still didn't come out

[@southpaw1364]

@@MrPix.found the non American

[@skvirascz_]

And he only counted crimes committed during heists. :D

[@Dctctx]

Of course he did, those are the only cannon ones

[@Veloni-k8v]

These are Franklins story

[@veronicamulotti4202]

​@@Dctctx yes, they truly are a cannon

[@mr.manface1492]

​@@Dctctx The heists aren't the only things that are canon 😂 Franklin mentions the player's tanker-boosting days for Lamar (contact missions) and Madrazo's missing witnesses (also contact missions). Also, how would English Dave know the player if the Nightclubs weren't a thing? Going back to Contact Missions, the Fleeca Job is literally the character proving themselves to Lester after doing the missions beforehand. The Casino Story missions are also referenced during the Casino Heist and by Vincent (although that's subjective). Basically, without the yapping: every mission and business is canon. Other than the realistic races, like Street Races, Pursuit etc, they aren't, same with all the crazy modes.

[@jeriesawwad6306]

if u wanted him to count the committed everyday crimes in gta online like killing other players (grefing) destroying each others stuff and god knows what else yall crazy people do then the sentence would literally be infinite and the amount of fine u have to pay is also infinite at the same time would u want that? if not then be happy that he only did the during heists ones and not including the regulary crimes yall do daily too

[@KL4B]

“There’s enough evidence to put you away for consecutive life sentences you're going to spend the next ten years of your life going from a cell to a courtroom before you even start serving your time.” - Interpol Officer

[@perrylim9728]

I will have died in prison without ever stepping outside of it again

[@almightybree2779]

Many times I did rooftop rumble I should never see light again

[@georgemakrov6174]

My favorite movie bro

[@CoralCopperHead]

**Calls the FIB**

[@hank780]

"My family disowned me. My wife and son left me. My brother's dead. Believe me, I fully appreciate the seriousness of my situation."

[@cinemacop]

Bro Made Trevor Philips Look Like Mickey Mouse

[@therealrailfangamingboi]

Fr 😂

[@Underhumilityforchrist]

Do wei shen next bro pla

[@M4DAttack]

If the playa from saints row 1 was charged

[@jokerwick69420]

I know right trevor isn't jack compared to us

[@Sean11nez]

Lol

[@justbethinking]

can’t wait for the gta v references in gta 6. “hear about that shit happening in LS? heard they got one dude running the entire state, from corner store drug deals to corporate business”

[@simpled5755]

Be cool as hell if they do that

[@akiyomer]

It'd be cool asf if our character is the main villain in gta 6

[@akiyomer]

@DantiellPR one girl

[@akiyomer]

@DantiellPR one woman

[@akiyomer]

@DantiellPR one feminist individual

[@topdoomslayer3913]

Buddy. The amount of shit I’ve done in this game is damn near impossible to calculate, let alone START to charge my character…

[@KJ.420]

Throughout the years, I've killed more than 70 thousand players in gta online and at least a few hundred thousand cops. My character will witness the death of the sun behind the bars tbh.

[@topdoomslayer3913]

@@KJ.420With how many crimes I’ve committed, I would’ve been able to witness the start to the universe and the very end of it. Twice.

[@Hazzards864]

Every crime you commit is registered on your stats

[@aaronlaughter6471]

Dude lets be honest, we all make Hitler, Stalin and Mao look like Jesus when it comes to GTAO.

[@peconi47]

you would die from old age while the charges are still being read out

[@Calvin_Yoder]

The jump from 1 year to 207 years killed me lmfao. I was not expecting it that early.

[@VoltaicDegree11]

Objectively the greatest GTA protagonist of all time lol

[@fewkeyfewkey5414]

and they don't talk just like calude

[@nghihuynh6631]

After all of these crimes, the only thing that keeps me awake is that one time i failed to pay the taxi guy 120$ 💀

[@WarCat600]

I feel u. I was broke once too

[@TheLordSatan]

Worst crime in GTAO 💀

[@okijir]

300+ hours, and out of missions you’re forgetting the countless murder, grand theft auto, domestic terrorism, robbery! my character is definitely going under the prison for eternity

[@okijir]

(in game)

[@ABigBowlOfChips]

And putting bounties on other players. Don’t know how many years to get charged for that but out of self defense at the same time because someone will retaliate and place a bounty in return

[@SkullEdits32]

the description says that the crimes would be counted under heists and under that only

[@Pra-VosuDIE]

And it's only heists, i bet, my character got around 120 000 years after 2,6K hours played

[@theotherguy6951]

My character would be serving a million years minimum

[@steezykane4738]

after about 40k plus hours played i think mine would be well over a few million years 😂😂

[@Pra-VosuDIE]

@@steezykane4738 Brooo, get a life, sounds hopeless

[@steezykane4738]

@@Pra-VosuDIE 😂😂 why are you so mad over a comment also dont be talking discord mod

[@Pra-VosuDIE]

@@steezykane4738 not really, it's just a little unhealthy

[@mr.manface1492]

The GTA Online Protagonist is officially the greatest protagonist in history, folks. They're too good. And all of this is only just the heists and the intro, not counting every other main DLC (anything with missions/businesses), which are all canon, by the way. All of this makes me think that for the final DLC before GTA VI comes out, we either pull off some grand heist or get hunted down by the government.

[@Mat30321]

Bro got 2 life sentences his first day in los santos😂😅

[@thirdpierce2]

they would have sentenced you to death but you'll just walk out of a hospital

[@Jay05944]

my gta character would be sent to death , not even saul goodman can scrape off a day

[@RobHorrorLive]

California doesn't have a death penalty.

[@s0m3h4x0r]

They'd make an exception ​@@RobHorrorLive

[@Jay05944]

They would.

[@TheDon_Vito]

@@RobHorrorLiveoh true damn forgot about that

[@mrautismo420]

@@s0m3h4x0rfr ☠️☠️

[@cinemacop]

Who Is Crazier - GTA Online Protagonist or Trevor Philips ?

[@Najut-du]

Online Protagonist

[@M4DAttack]

Protagonist, Lester says were unpredictable

[@jokerwick69420]

Me

[@Scoobis925]

Glad manhunt exists in the GTA universe

[@epicplayz7895]

Online protagonist

[@goobergaminghah]

4:01 I wasn’t expecting the sound to be played and I choked on my drink lmao

[@xxj._minty]

Time Stamps for each job/heist 0:25 - Lamar Davis's Job 2:10 - Your First Robbery 2:48 - The Fleeca Job 5:17 - The Prison Break 10:51 - The Humane Labs Raid 17:02 - Series A Funding 23:00 - The Pacific Standard Job 31:40 - The Doomsday Heist 43:33 - The Diamond Casino Heist 53:26 - The Cayo Perico Heist

[@ketkruveixasofficial]

the fact that this ONLY covers the heists is absurd, I can only imagine the sentence given everything else the GTAO protag canonically gets into

[@cinemacop]

Is there anything else that is confirmed canon?

[@Sub2Cider]

​@@cinemacop we won't know for sure till gta 6 confirms what happens here. But I could see all missions being canon

[@My0ldFr13nd]

@@cinemacop All the contact missions I imagine (in story mode, Franklin makes a mention of Lamar's tanker missions), MOC Operations too. We could probably also count source and ressuply missions for many of the businesses. Auto shop contracts are all probably done at least once as well, same with Salvage Yard (although salvage yard mission dialogue implies that they can happen more than once). Dr. Dre contract also took place once and there are many smaller security contracts as well. Not to mention street races.

[@degenratex4834]

​@@cinemacop the casino story missions

[@yaboinamedblank76]

@@cinemacopanything and everything made reference to after the fact, for example, the GTA community used Tao Cheng’s reference to the story mode during casino story missions as canon.

[@XxSanderMLGamerXx]

At the start, the main character basically did almost nothing and he is already will be 1 year in prison!

[@damnsonxd]

I mean he did illegal racing murder and selling drugs for money so I think that’s a pretty big charge for itself

[@folderboy]

To be fair he murdered 8 people did an illegal street race and sold drugs

[@bumblebell07streammod]

Been WAITING FOR THIS!!!! All I am going to say our characters if they were made on day 1 of GTA ONLINE would have MILLIONS OF LIFE SENTENCES, THOUSANDS OF DEATH SENTENCE CHARGES, and pretty much “every fucking crime under the fucking sun” 0:01

[@AyitSiemen-000]

No sexual crimes... big W in my eyes.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@AyitSiemen-000 Technically you *can* hire prostitutes which, depending on the area, can be illegal. I know what kind of crime you mean though

[@s0m3h4x0r]

with the destruction of government property during the lazer dogfight, I feel like a 2.5 million flat ain't gonna do shit for the fact that EACH of those lazers are 6.5 mil. EACH.

[@infinitemsi]

There’s probably so many crimes committed for my character, that there wouldn’t be enough time to review each case to actually sentence him before he passes away with old age.

[@Silent_Guy-f2w]

Lamar before race: 😂 Lamar after race:☠️

[@wildpride1119]

An hour and three minutes of crimes. This is quite a treat. 😁

[@masonlowman3528]

I loved how every time I was charged with grand theft It did "mission passed" 😂

[@Texasindoorbaseball]

Wait that’s your character in the video?

[@GhostHunterGore]

When I saw 1 hour in the video, I knew that you were only just scratching the surface of the online protagonist.

[@elkyubi4281]

There's also all the crimes you commit that could add up if of all the businesses you can have are canon; With these ones you can skip committing more crimes directly than the setup by buying the supplies - the cocaine business - meth business - counterfeit money businesses - weed business - illegal document business, - the bunker business (weapons are being made there) - the acid lab There is the ones that you have to steal the stuff that you later sell like: - the special cargo business ( you steal all the stuff to resell it) - the special warehouse ( same as the previous one but with cars) - the hangar Business (stealing stuff as well but in the air and land all across los santos) but there’s an option of getting stock through rooster if unlocked through the operation terminal missions And there is also the ones could be with illegal activities as follows: - the nightclub: some of the promotion missions, the restock mission with yohan and the selling of illegal stuff - the autoshop: you repair and modify honest clients cars but also can decide to do the heists as well that sessanta offers - the scrapyard: we are towing cars and there’s supposedly a legality to it but we are never sure when we are doing it and there is also the robberies of all the special high end cars (5 different heists in total) Furthermore in the end there’s also the missions we do for Lamar, Gerald, Lamar, Simeon, Trevor, the missions of agent 14 inside the M.O.C. (Mobile operation center), the missions of Paige inside the terrorbyte, the ones for the casino with Agatha (needing the penthouse), the agency with the contracts (absolutely canon), the operation terminal missions that you buy for the avenger, the captain’s missions in the yacht, the missions for the freaks (first dose), the Clucking bell raid with Vincent and maybe something else that I don’t remember Postdata: arena wars it’s shady but let’s say legal under contract in that universe and ULP as well this could be for a part 2

[@Cody-Bear]

If we have to pay for the CEO cargo, how would that be stealing?

[@PhoniexStudio]

​@@Cody-Bear because you literally steal it, with the exception of paying someone to source it

[@Wastelander1972]

That’s just the bare minimums with no other missions from when the online first released. My character has a death sentence at this point.

[@vendetta3941]

Way more if you count the contact missions, illegal business ventures, and man slaughter when we drive.

[@TheSaltiestOne]

Our character could be given 1264829 consecutive death sentences and still show zero emotion

[@Willchannel90]

Warden (GTA online): Did you flip me!!! >8( Avatar (GTA online): No, I didn't. :/

[@rosaria8384]

Glad you made this and took your sweet time with it. I was really curious as to how heavy the Online character's rap sheet is 😂 Part 2 would be a good way to add the businesses of Online

[@Sean11nez]

If Claude Speed was Charged for his crimes

[@Corner-for-Assorted-Oats]

Death row right out the gate

[@jr_subz3ro]

Only 497x first degree murders??? My characters must have ran over or killed 300 NPCs in the last week because of cargo week. A lot were taken as their Brickades stop for no one and nothing on the way to their sell destinations.

[@Aospazz]

My gta character could be linked to so many murders that they would still be linking me to murders centuries after I die

[@RaveQuicksilverStudios]

Every time I see the grand theft along with the completed mission thing from gta:sa it always puts a smile on my face

[@Ganjagouda]

207 years after 2 minutes is crazy

[@Warhorse469]

for First-Degree Murder you better add 9 zero's on the end for my character

[@solidtok3nn770]

Our character is immortal so they theoretically could serve the sentence 😂

[@KirillEnin27]

If Vaas Montenegro was charged for his crimes.

[@prostenicolas8595]

Yea that would be good

[@_Diamond-Dog]

Who

[@Notimportant3737]

@@_Diamond-Dog one of the antagonist of far cry 3, probably the only good antagonist in the entire far cry series and the reason far cry 3 blew the series up so much

[@TheDon_Vito]

@@Notimportant3737pagan min and Joseph seed were good as well but not vaas level

[@KenSG-jz2zn]

​@@TheDon_Vitopagan min the chillest far cry villain

[@xXNP4CNuclearXx]

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

[@Sean11nez]

If Brian O Conner was charged for his crimes he commits reckless driving, illegal street racing, murder etc.

[@RobHorrorLive]

Let's wait until they stop making The Fast and The Furious movies.

[@Sean11nez]

@@RobHorrorLive you’re right man about that let’s just wait until they stop making the fast and the furious movies

[@Flatterland]

Stopping a world war definitely deserves a presidential pardon

[@Jason76762]

Man the character did all this without saying a word

[@khiville666]

hopped right off the plane and already got a year sentence 💀💀

[@ElodieHiras]

2:09 "Well, that escalated quickly"

[@LoicSuply975]

This is finally here!

[@xKCAZxLEADER]

With all the crimes against humanity GTA Online players have committed would put us under the prison

[@batmanvsjoker23]

Based on the nightclub safe that generates $50,000 every 48 minutes or one in-game day: 48 minutes irl = 1 day in gta 12 hours irl = 1 year in gta ~18.2+ years irl ≈ ~13,286.5+ years in gta Based on shark cards: $99.99 in irl = $10,000,000 in gta $48.98 in irl = $4,899,000 in gta 18.2+ years in prison and $48.98 in fines

[@Teuber45]

That is terrifyingly low

[@lleer00na.79]

whered you get 12 irl hours equaling a year?

[@dangerousjoe243]

If this is just the crimes we committed in heists and missions, imagine if the crimes we committed in free play were added to the list 💀

[@chriscarpenter3370]

all we have to do is get our friends to break us out.

[@drangehta]

this deserves way more support w vid

[@tonytheofficer]

A less than 5 mil fine? I guess I'll do 2-3 perico heists and pay that off.

[@Supperdude9]

Satan when your character finally dies for the last time: "Well I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan."

[@awvee]

Bro wouldn't even see Death Row. Straight to the chair.

[@ondatra_dt]

And then gonna respawn nearby

[@leoli6116]

Only 497 murders? My protagonist had at least killed 15000 cops + noose already

[@alexthegreat059]

If Wolverine was charged for his crimes

[@Slaking_]

This is just an average GTA Online player, imagine what the people in bad sport lobbies are getting hit with💀

[@ondatra_dt]

I was in bad sport twice, it’s unexplainably hard to comprehend whats going on because you are getting killed every 30 seconds

[@Calvincithesixth]

If my gta character got sentenced to his crimes I don’t think he’d see the light of day for atleast a couple of eons

[@markwilson4078]

That moment when the Genie from Aladdin got a lighter prison sentence than you did

[@Codark1242]

not gonna lie though you got good taste in clean builds for your car collection

[@KianWdx]

id be curious to see what my exact characters crimes are, considering the amount of heists ive done. ive earned a little over 600 million, ive killed 28.5k cops alone, and have a total of just under 100,000 total kills. ive single handedly reduced the los santos population by a crazy amount

[@EIC2299]

*Beginning of the video* "I'm thinking about 5,000 years" *A quarter into the video" "Well damn..."

[@funnynamelol3156]

I gotta remember our protagonist is probably not even American and they’re doing all this shit lmao.

[@Ace-Intervention]

“Not bad for the first page”

[@plushskitz2119]

Let’s just say with our online crimes, it’s a miracle we haven’t got an elaborate maximum security prison dedicated solely to contain us.

[@dogo110]

Well you forgot where they saved the world so it was all probably paroled and got a clean slate

[@totalgamers602]

You’re gta online character would roughly be looking at 66,000 years in prison

[@CHAOS_INSURGENT_0420]

Well if you complete the doomsday part 3 last you clear your entire criminal history as a reward

[@Starkiller-Sniper]

You are the most innocent GTAO player in the game.

[@Luke-u3u3n]

I think the character would get the death penalty with all those charges if caught

[@JoCaTen]

My character? Yeah, apart from heists, I've done some ruthless things that would make me question my ways myself.

[@NeinTails]

"How many years did you get?" "I would say 'yes', but even that would not suffice."

[@mrautismo420]

We aint getting out before gta 6 ☠️

[@Edgar_munsen_tpose]

If tony cipriani charge for his crime

[@Veloni-k8v]

GTA biography has it already

[@Pikaling3408]

He possibly could get at least one life sentence for terrorism (blowing up Fort Staunton).

[@Allahisthecreatorofall]

They're technically immortal too, because no matter how many times you die, you can just reincarnate randomly on a different street, and we don't feel pain either because whenever we take a gunshot we just walk it off as if nothing happened.

[@Codark1242]

the amount of times I have done the cayo heist my character wouldn't see the light of day at all and would be considered crazy and be put into a cell for the crazy inmates

[@TheRealRealMClovin]

Damn didn't think about it that much but our character is worse than any other GTA main character XD

[@RinOtonashi]

We’re gonna need a part 2 when Rockstar releases future expansions.

[@justjoshuaaa]

This is insanely impressive!

[@Angel19king]

My online character has like 50k murders on his record bro going to jail for 2M years

[@magic3577]

The amount of people that I have accidentily killed alone is enough to call it genocide let alone all my other crimes in game

[@WoKfeM]

Bro has a whole millennial of years in prison

[@JamesTrifolium]

Good thing all of this is authorized by the IAA.

[@DRDIII25]

If Deadpool was charged for his crimes

[@Charles_Mortals]

I just skipped a little bit and it already went from 1+ to fkin 207+ 💀

[@gamingmoth4542]

Yeah... We'd probably get the Death Penalty for Terrorism Charges. EDIT: Also, I personally think that the cinematic at 29:29 looks cooler when Noose also show up.

[@Levi_West]

I did the maths and my gta online character would have a sentence of 378 127.9 years in jail and somewhere around 120-200mil fine

[@shawdcummings2160]

My character on a hill: *deep breath* "Im a horrible person" Edit: the state will now have to prove those charges without a shadow of a doubt

[@platface2]

TCC:This is our crime list. Players: Dear God... TCC: There's more. Players: No...

[@nitsuA_LH]

The amount of mass shootings/rampages to try to get five stars done by our characters because of boredom will probably land us at least another 30,000 years in prison.

[@rogueraccoon1840]

I mean with all the military grade weapons, tanks, fighter jets, and orbital cannons we'd be enemies of the state at this point

[@ReySkywalker2]

Yet you can still walk past every police station full of cops in town and not be noticed

[@degenratex4834]

We should get a part 2 covering all the story missions that came with each update

[@scypxhMANE]

At first i was like "nice, gonna know what not to do in the US" but then I saw the lenght of this video.

[@ishaqedrees5849]

You forgot to charge us for war crimes since we can start world war 3 randomly at anytime

[@fridaythe13fan61]

Dude if this happened in a no death penalty state they would make an exception