Everything Wrong With Prometheus in 26 Minutes or Less - 10th Anniversary Re-Sin

[@LazarheaD]

The Prometheus school of running away is a KZbin classic.

[@Ziutu01]

Same on 9GAG :D

[@joels5150]

It really should be the Prometheus School of How Not to Run Away from Large Falling Things 🤷‍♀️

[@OversoulGaming]

@@joels5150 that's too wordy. Comedy doesn't work when it's too wordy. It has to be zippy enough to roll off the tongue in a way that sounds quick-witted.

[@gfs5551]

Literally i clicked expecting the meme, and they delivered right on

[@scalzmoney]

Would have fit perfectly on their shirt.

[@radicalkeag]

David constantly stating, with full confidence, that he can speak to the engineers gives off the exact same vibe as dory saying she can speak whale and honestly it's kind of hilarious

[@kennykiller]

Wow.....Sure wish I could speak whale..

[@jacksongibbs8998]

It makes the outtake that uses audio from Finding Nemo even funnier.

[@JennifuhhGilardi]

But they both can speak to both

[@OversoulGaming]

Ah, I see somebody went to the Prometheus School of Re-sinning Things.

[@Voltaic_Fire]

Ah, I see somebody went to the _'Prometheus School of Commenting on Things.'_

[@idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam]

@@Voltaic_Fire I graduated from the Prometheus School of Replying to a reply on a comment

[@The1andonlyy]

@@idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam I graduated from the Prometheus school of replying to a reply to a reply on a comment

[@ThrowbackJTT]

*Ding*

[@Untrendyworld]

😂😂😂😂

[@Maehedrose]

Seriously, as an anthropology hobbyist, I was horrified at how haphazardly and unscientifically this team blundered through the ruins without any kind of procedure.

[@Durwood71]

The best explanation I've heard for this movie is that it's a parody, but Ridley Scott forgot to let everybody else in on the joke.

[@MrChupaFisher]

@@Durwood71 A parody of what? Being kind of smart?

[@seane6599]

Yeah it's actually ridiculous how unscientific they are. It's more forgivable in Covenant because they're pretty much just a group of colonists - they're not scientists. But here it's completely stupid.

[@Alondro77]

I'm a research biologist... and this movie hurt my brain.

[@СусаннаСергеевна]

The biologist and the geologist were on drugs for most of their overnight cave romp, which may explain what they later get up to with the suspiciously phallic snakes.

[@Alondro77]

And then "Alien Covenant" was like, "If you think THOSE morons were dumb, wait until you meet OUR cast!"

[@Skyebright1]

David winning was awesome ;)

[@captaincrunch784]

LOL especially poking alien life forms with NO PPE!!!!

[@majorgear1021]

@@Skyebright1 It wasn’t

[@johnlennon1155]

@@captaincrunch784Is that a serious complaint?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I can’t even lie, seeing this movie being sinned again is pretty nostalgic

[@fail_011]

Ok

[@mattstyles2498]

A bland NPC comment that could be put on any of these 10 year videos. How could anyone expect anything more.

[@Finchspielberg]

Npcs have way more interesting things to say that someone's fanfiction inserted into a silent protagonist

[@Easy-Lovers]

didn't know you also liked cinema sin, its nice to see you again

[@Yea___]

Gosh i am glad it's not just me

[@oompie815]

The funniest thing that came from this, is the response CinemaSins gave to Damon Lindelofs tweet: *DL:* Instead of making fun of movies that people love, why don't you make something original? *CS:* We're not only making fun of movies that people love, we've also made fun of Prometheus.

[@anon_y_mousse]

Not the only one either. They've made fun of many movies that people definitely don't love. And quite frankly, these videos are at their best when I do love the movie.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

AS a biologist I can only say this: The movie _Prometheus_ is so full of absolutely braindead-stupid characters, plot devices, concepts, pseudoscience and cringyworthy let's-shoehorn-religion-in that is created a whole new category of stupid.

[@SweatySheets]

@@anon_y_mousse lol, so is a sin something wrong with the movie? Or is it Jeremy making fun of the movie?

[@anon_y_mousse]

@@SweatySheets I'm not sure what it is exactly, but when I love a movie he sins the video is just funnier.

[@ulyssesthedm]

YESSSS

[@Dinchev666]

One of the greatest sins in this movie is "Why is there a need of briefing for people, who SHOULD KNOW where they are going and why? Is this kidnapping?"

[@TheOmegaXicor]

It is kidnapping, we the audience have been kidnapped by a bunch of idiots in film making outfits and they are trying and failing to explain why.

[@jacobpeters5458]

I thought it was to introduce everyone to each other...but that probably would happen at the beginning lol

[@MjolnirFeaw]

They obviously know why they're going: to get paid. Or so they thought..

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

8:50 "God does not build in straight lines". Did you hear that? That's the sound of a million geologists facepalming simultaneously.

[@jukzhee8911]

I came here just to experience the re-sinning of the Prometheus' school of running away from things, and I must say, I was not dissapointed

[@95mudshovel]

I use "the Prometheus school of running away from things" in regular conversation sometimes and I look forward to the day when someone understands my reference.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

It'll be funny when someone points out some flaws in that.

[@PanSpaceman]

What kind of talks do you have where regular conversation allows you to use a particular term for the specific situation of fleeing from mono-directional danger in the very same direction?

[@technopoptart]

@@PanSpaceman politics

[@anon_y_mousse]

@@technopoptart Isn't it always.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Maybe you need to specify "Not the mythological Titan Prometheus (because he was chained down and couldn't run away), but the stupid Alien prequel movie's School of Running Away from Things."

[@kalebmehlberg3133]

I want to see a 10 year anniversary re-sin of cinema sins

[@camwyn256]

Well you'll have to wait another year for that anniversary

[@spoompls42069]

Spoiler: They’re still assholes and not real critics

[@stevenseagull3867]

Th3Birdman look him up

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

@@stevenseagull3867 no

[@NotTheGrimmReaper]

@@stevenseagull3867 Who wants to watch that crybaby bitch about Jeremy? lmao...He and many other people take this channel way too serious. CS is the goat, hell with th3turdman

[@philb707]

When the "engineer" woke up an snatched David head off his body an immediately went back to completing his mission was my favortie part of the whole movie.

[@NotDr.Evil137]

Even he was like "Y'all really ARE stupid.."

[@chopper2429]

Fun Fact: the entire scene of David killing time en route was inspired by a similar scene that would have depicted Bishop doing the same thing during Aliens, but was ultimately cut from the movie to make Bishop's reveal as an android minutes later a surprise.

[@SuperFlawless2010]

And Ridley Scott said he never saw Alien sequels. Is he a jealous liar cuz James Cameron took his movie and made it better?

[@anon_y_mousse]

@@SuperFlawless2010 I'd wager he's a jealous liar because Aliens was the best in the whole franchise.

[@redsoxu571]

@@SuperFlawless2010 I think it's a huge stretch to say Cameron "made his movie better". Besides the fundamental reality that Aliens is a vastly different sort of movie than Alien, Alien covered all the fundamental groundwork in terms of design, aesthetic, casting aim, etc. Alien is a magnificent film; I'd never diminish Aliens in terms of being a terrific sequel, but a sequel it was and I don't think anyone is going to successfully pitch that it more action-oriented focus is objectively superior to the horror film that is the first. You'd have a better shot at pitching T2 over T1, but again their tone and aims are different enough that I'd pitch appreciating each rather than trying to force-claim one as better than the other.

[@majorgear1021]

Alien is much better than Aliens.

[@BunnychanFarabee]

Aliens wasn't better, just a different kind of movie. However, Promethus is unequivocally terrible.

[@SK4M_Freal]

This seems the right place to drop one of my nitpicks with Prometheus.... When explaining with "CUBE" why they're there, he says "There's one moon that can sustain human life and we arrived there today!" (Not verbatim) then 10mins later proceed to say the atmosphere would kill you in 3mins and they all need spacesuits!!! WTF??😂

[@JennifuhhGilardi]

Earths getting the tbf 😂

[@BloomingEclipse]

23:52 i remember watching this with my dad, and i was literally yelling at the movie saying "GO TO THE SIDE! GO TO THE SIDE!" Over and over, and my dad was laughing so hard.

[@ZombifiedWatermelon]

The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things is just down the street from the Stormtrooper Acadamy of Aiming

[@Durwood71]

I was riding my mountain bike one day when a rabbit suddenly jumped out in front of me and proceeded to run straight down the trail ahead of my bike for about 10 yards before finally veering off to the side. The first thing that popped into my head was, "The _Prometheus_ school of running away from things."

[@patbracken]

The rabbit is still smarter than these characters. It believes you are chasing it, and therefore veering off is less advantageous than running at full speed.

[@rickstaism]

Ten yards isn't that far. The characters in this turd of a movie went far longer than that.

[@Durwood71]

@@rickstaism It's far for a rabbit. It's roughly 30 times his body length!

[@rickstaism]

@@Durwood71 They have tiny brains!

[@The_Moons_Heart]

The intelligence of these characters...is truly astonishing to witness again

[@MsZeeZed]

13:22 - “No contagion present - except the giant alien head” (still my favorite original sin) 😹

[@kickballjedi]

"Shaw's internal organs survive this!" and "David's head survives this!" had me crying laughing.

[@zurichsee706]

the alien didn't break the placenta yet

[@WhiskeyPapa42]

10:05 We have technology orbs that float and automatically map entire tunnel systems. We also only use flashlights from the 1950s, instead of having a floating orb that emits standard available-in-2012 bright LED light.

[@talithasuya8908]

I was completely befuddled by the flashlights.

[@montydonnell9715]

@19:06 if the med pod was only used for males, Miss Vickers what was the point of you even bringing it on the ship

[@soonerfan4321]

Great touch getting Chris to narrate considering he narrated the original video

[@MsZeeZed]

Do we really have to wait 10yrs for a decent narrator? I must set my alarm again 😹

[@rickstaism]

I just love the fact that Prometheus and the resinning of Prometheus are the only two CinemaSins videos that Jeremy hasn't narrated (that I recall anyway and I have seen them all).

[@flatulentman1142]

There was also the Amazing Spider-Man 2 with the honest trailer guy.

[@starbrand3726]

I've heard the "Prometheus School for Running Away From Things" used in many other movie reviews. So you guys definitely started it. I've never understood why Guy was old or why he hid himself. Neither made any sense. When I saw that he was buried under tons of make up, I literally said "Oh, they are going to turn him young again by the end of the movie." ...Nope! And I hated the flip flops.

[@-MrFozzy-]

There’s a bunch of unused footage and extra content with him in it. But yeah, as it was released….it was confusing

[@byronheath8925]

That OK GO treadmill reference was a top-notch internet nostalgia fix.

[@davidgreenwitch]

Also at the time they painted the map in the cave, the Isle of Man was covered by a huge shield of ice glacier. But that's probably too much of a nerd issue to check in a multi million dollar movie...

[@jameswatts4400]

An alien ritually sacrificed itself to seed a planet with life, it evolves to the point where humans (who are physiologically nearly identical to engineers and are somehow genetically identical) become the dominant form of life, and you're worried about sketchy cave dating? Obviously it's a movie which requires a fair amount of suspension of disbelief, that being said, it really seems like they actively tried to irritate the viewers with the scientific aspect of the movie. I mean if you don't wanna put the effort in to make believable or consistent explanations you could just insert some technobable and get on with it, why spend half the movie explaining the scientific reasoning behind everything, if you're just gonna call it in?

[@tehbonehead]

Shut up, nerds!! 😉

[@codyb0831]

The original script and deleted scenes where so good it made no sense that those scenes where deleted

[@senju31]

I've been upset about that since highschool

[@codyb0831]

@@senju31 the whole original script is online it makes everything make sense and deleted scenes where so much better then what they went with.

[@gbbricks]

Hello

[@blackrex828]

This was amazing and I'm trying to figure out how the heck did these "scientists" get qualified for the opportunity to explore an unknown moon.

[@antney7745]

The were the only ones stupid enough to accept the offer to go. Real bottom-of-the-barrel in terms of competence.

[@anon_y_mousse]

@@antney7745 I'm beginning to think that's how all of our public facing scientists are picked.

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

Probably because they're so incompetent that the scientific world will be better off without them.

[@SK4M_Freal]

Vickers actually changed the original crew to find some dumber ones coz she wanted the mission to fail. Apart from learning to veer off to the right when a mothership is falling on you she got what she wanted.🤪

[@blackrex828]

@@SK4M_Freal 😂😂😂 okok that makes sense, so mission failed successfully...

[@TheWarmachine375]

3:36 Heimdall sure is enjoying his time with the mortals of Midgard.

[@grapeshot]

I do not know why dude decided he would try to pet that serpent like creature when it clearly folded out it's hood in an aggressive defensive posture. The first thought that would have popped into my mind is this thing reminds me too much of a cobra. I'm not trying to get close to it.

[@Skyebright1]

And you would have better self preservation skills than that guy

[@metallboy25]

Logic goes strictly against the writers plan for this movie.

[@theDudemanok]

If you want to transfer from the star trooper school for shooting at things, to the Prometheus school for running from things, do you keep your class rank? And do all the credits transfer?

[@laurenk1766]

Oh my god, Data singing about the precious little life forms made me bust out laughing!

[@faaznoushad1718]

17:40 Notice how the earth looks exactly like Earth today, rather than Earth from whenever Engineers created human life. Not sure if it's a sin or not, but I think that's interesting and has some implications. Does it mean they have been secretly mapping us all this time or something ?

[@trashwebsite_user01]

You are correct... its strange not many have noticed this but they couldnt have this model of earth... the vfx guys forgot about plate tectonics.

[@DanialTarki]

23:35 “Welcome, one and all, to the ten-year anniversary of the opening of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things! As you can see the festivities have already begun with a rather stunning aerial display and it won’t be long until the main event that you’ve all been waiting for. Here we go! My goodness, such athleticism, such poise, such utter and complete obliviousness to the lateral alternatives available. You have to admire the absolute commitment to the idiocy that can only be found at this fine Sinstitution.” -Chris Atkinson

[@headlessspaceman5681]

12:38 "This is just another tomb." Worst. Archaeologist. Ever. Classic. Also if the Redhead guy has an accent, and the main lady has an accent, why can't the spaceship captain speak with the actor's actual accent? I wonder who makes these decisions, and why.

[@garethmurtagh]

It also has its own School of Physics. The Juggernaut is heading away from Shaw, the Prometheus rams it from behind, according to Sir Isaac Newton the wreckage should start falling on ballistic trajectories and land further down range. Instead according to Scott’s Laws of Motion, the Juggernaut falls backwards and then starts rolling towards them. Nope, just Nope.

[@InvertedBurial]

This is still the most beautiful movie I've ever wanted to punch in the face.

[@MisokaStrife]

I'm just here to celebrate Noomi Rapace rightfully getting a sin off. 🖤

[@nimeshsingh4943]

The surgery scene was everything- the closest any of the sequels have come to touching upon pregnancy, the horror of unwanted pregnancies (like in the original Alien) and a subtle nod towards reproductive rights. Definitely worth a few sins off.

[@jenh101]

When I saw the notification I was so sure that they were going to have Jeremy do this but it’s so amazing to see Chris get the chance to speak at a more normal pace, now they make videos that are more than 5 minutes 😂 there’s just too much to talk about for those kind of restrictions!

[@OverthinkingConde]

It had to be Chris. I think I've seen the original forty times 🤣

[@ACWells13]

Feels really weird to me. It's like watching a knock-off channel copying the cinema sins format, even though it's 100% legit. I DON'T LIKE CHAAAAANGE 🤣

[@lambrosk3790]

@@ACWells13 agreed. This is worse than that time Peter took apart Stewie’s room to make his own tree house 🏡

[@Heisenberg21420]

@Why do you try? lmao gatekeeping a youtube channel? Who cares if they are new. Jeremy does most of the videos, doesn't take a genius to figure out it comes as a surprise (not a bad one though) that Chris does a video instead.

[@2coolhipdude]

@@ACWells13 You got that right. It's taken them years to get the pace and delivery to make these vids enjoyable. Going back is never a good thing. Sorry Chris, but you aren't in the same league as Jeremy.

[@CorporateBillionaire]

Prometheus is 10 years old, but looks better than 90% of today's movies. Look at the effects and everything, it is beautiful.

[@SuperFlawless2010]

A polished turd is still a turd.

[@anon_y_mousse]

The movie looks great, but it's story and writing are still just as bad as 99% of today's movies.

[@squamish4244]

I can't believe that it's ten years old, and that depresses me.

[@bertcarroll1243]

Talk about?

[@house684]

Which makes all of these dumb moments even more unforgivable. We'd forgive them in a trash B-movie, not in a movie of this caliber. 'Here little snake alien lifeform, here sweetie'

[@emantabrizi8218]

Where is CinemaSins guy??? Yeah, I know I'm a bit high, at the moment, but I'm still sober enough to know that this is NOT THE USUAL GUY!

[@davecaveentertainment243]

Chris did the original video so it makes sense that he did the resin

[@rasheedhawkins3372]

HES BACK! Love the revisiting and new takes for the anniversaries. And of course this is one of my favorite videos you guys have done because I have a serious love hate relationship with this movie.

[@sprinkle61]

This movie is just strait terrible, there are no redeeming qualities. The only good thing to come from it was the 'Promethius school of running away from things' meme.

[@ActualDrunkAtheist]

This movie is absolutely terrible, covenant was even worse but I'd take Resurrection over this trash heap where Scott wanted to create his own moronic origin story for the xenomorphs.

[@kylepeters8690]

This movie holds some special memories for me. It was the first movie in the aliens series I ever saw, It was the first horror movie I ever saw, and the first movie I fell asleep during as a teen.

[@Sunprism]

Those three should not be the same movie!

[@Gl-my8fw]

I 9nly enjoyed it because it was looked good on vr 3d.

[@breezywriter6572]

This is both the first movie in the Alien franchise AND the first horror movie you ever saw? Damn…. You done fkd up, bro 😔

[@gaqua2701]

thanks Kyle Peters👍👍👍

[@PittsburghSonido]

I remember renting this from Redbox back after it released. I read the plot description, not knowing it’s an Alien prequel, and thought “wow, an interesting story for the origins of human kind.” It was about forty minutes into the film when I actually realized it was an Alien move. Lol

[@click8708]

The Prometheus school of running away from things sin was so egregious it became a full on meme mainstay

[@magicmulder]

TBF the trope is way older, with countless people running away from cars in a straight line in the middle of the street instead of running to the side, behind a tree, down a small path between houses etc.

[@NutzBdragon]

a year later and I've yet to see ANYONE use this saying in or as a meme. +1 sin

[@LucianDevine]

10 year anniversary of the founding of the prestigious Prometheus School of Running Away From Things!

[@patriciodoria100]

The original sin video for this movie was the first video I watched from this channel. Very nostalgic.

[@NateLeePhillips]

The Galaxy Quest overdub was so fitting! "Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

Someday I will become a professor of running away from things and my first lesson will have "PROMETHEUS!" written on the chalkboard as the students walk in and I'll be all. "That word will become your best friend in this course. You WILL commit the lessons of that film to memory or you will fail." As I underline the word while saying the last word of that sentence and turning around to clap the chalk off my hands.

[@KressoftheKnight]

The "Old Spice" jingle f**king killed me. 🤣

[@TheFruitofTruth]

10 years since it came out?…. Holy fuck I’m old

[@AtheistOrphan]

YOU’RE old? I remember seeing the original Alien film on it’s release back in ‘79!

[@TheFruitofTruth]

@@AtheistOrphan shush I’m having my midlife crisis early xD

[@randalgraves6979]

I didn’t see it in theaters on its original release. I was a Month old 😮 Talking about Alien, not Promethious

[@maruko2901]

The fact that this is narrated by Chris fills my heart with joy, Happy anniversary Cinemasins!

[@WhyIsGhostInTheArena]

It's been 10 years and I've still only seen the sins videos for this movie but not the movie itself

[@shilohmagic7173]

I AM SO HAPPY THAT THEY STARTED IT WITH THANKING THE MOVIE FOR STARTING THAT SIN. I would like to appreciate my gratitude for that as well. *and is that a different guy doing the sinning?*

[@randalgraves6979]

It’s Chris, the other founder of CinemaSins

[@elizabethlacy8869]

You know i always wondered what the heck he was referring to when he would use the "prometheus school of-" sin and i never looked it up but now that i know it makes so much more sense 😌

[@grapeshot]

I know one thing when David unleashed the black spores on the Engineers that look he had on his face was one of the best villain faces I've ever seen.

[@samfields3086]

Those weren’t engineers just a different type of people

[@grapeshot]

@@samfields3086 interesting because everybody else describes them as engineers. A colony of Engineers.

[@SuperFlawless2010]

They looked like Albino savages compared to normal Engineers

[@sluggishnu]

No Jeremy, No Watchie.

[@josch5305]

Honestly given the reaction to masking there was during quarantine I'm totally willing to believe these people took off their helmets on the unexplored alien planet

[@jenh101]

Excellent point 😂

[@gbbricks]

“The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through material” -Dr. Anthony Fauci February 5 2020

[@gbbricks]

“The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through the material” -Dr. Anthony Fauci February 5 2020

[@gbbricks]

Crazy how KZbin won’t let people respond to this comment

[@LtFoodstamp]

Stanford and Yale have conducted large scale randomized studies on mask effectiveness. They found that there is about a 10% reduction in Covid infections if masks are worn. So, if 20 out of 100 people get Covid without masks, then with masks only 18 would. But wait, there's more! This was for surgical masks. With cloth masks (which 99% of people wore during the pandemic, the effecacy was only 5%. Meaning, if say, 20 out of 100 people got Covid normally, then with masks, 19 of out the 20 still would. Cloth masks basically did very little to combat Covid. The mental health effects of isolation and never seeing people face to face probably outweigh the minimal improvement in infection rates provided by cloth masks. Again. These are studies by Yale and Stanford. Aside from Harvard, they are the most prestigious colleges in the world.

[@FROLENGT]

It’s been ten years of great videos, sinning, and its awesome!

[@danielradebaugh6534]

Never knew how much I wanted Chris to narrate until right now

[@Azarya_Madness]

His voice is so goooood 🥰

[@Rob-uv6fb]

I don't know if Chris did the writing too, but this is one of the funniest in a long time. Love all the references and the comedic timing is spot on.

[@Azarya_Madness]

@@sharkieshablm2640 Im not a nazi! Whats wrong with you? Leave me alone! Geez...

[@grapeshot]

Yeah Idris Elba him and his crew went out like some soldiers. If you think the bet's off you have another thing coming. You can pay me on the other side.

[@OR56]

27:15 "Please state the nature of the medical emergency." LOL. The Doctor was my favorite character from Voyager.

[@evm6177]

'I am surrounded by idiots!' David seemed genuinely worried and totally lost there.

[@DoomRulz]

God damn, this re-sin was fucking savage. This is the first sins video I've seen since the F9 video that I can't be mad at. That is, you took the time with the sins and pointed out legitimate ones pretty much the entire way through.

[@vendoth]

Hmmm makes sense if David chose the crew it would mean people unable to work together with sup par skills were purposefully chosen to fail. Would make David even more unsettling.

[@janetdavison6506]

YESSS! I enjoy Jeremy as the narrator but I’m glad it’s Chris for this one it wouldn’t make sense other wise. 😂

[@Meg_of_all_threads]

My main reaction is: holy fuck , already 10 years!? Time does fly!

[@mattstyles2498]

It's such a tiny part of this video but Fk I love that " did u see what god just did to us man?" Best movie ever. Now that needs a sin in

[@shanchan8247]

I'm so glad you made this longer!

[@NanaWildflowers]

When this movie was announce to be released I was so excited. My son in law took me to the theater, ( my daughter didn't like Alien) I was so happy to be seeing this. When we left the theater I felt robbed. This was a huge piece of shit. The visuals was great but the storyline sucked. When will writers understand there will never be an answer for the unexplained?

[@Eden519]

Had to speed this up to 1.5x so I didn’t feel so lost, confused, and betrayed without Jeremy

[@dashingdreww1185]

10 years???? I remember seeing the original vid in my recommended list, I was 15 years old that’s insane

[@rickstaism]

I think it was only the 4th Sins video they'd done at that point and the only one not narrated by Jeremy.

[@WaightZer]

Now after watching this again, I'm glad shaw was tortured and killed off-screen between 2 movies. Good job David.

[@zachjones8445]

The cut scenes of the life probes and dory at the end got me so good 😂

[@PaulZebraski]

I'm glad you're finally lengthening up the old sin counts and I'm glad my comment about the founding members of the Prometheus school of running away from things was finally answered in this It's only been a year or more since I made that comment.!!!

[@sunteam]

This is the most passionate sin reading I have heard, and all the better for it.

[@Lukerogers0121]

You sinned Shaw saying “we were wrong, we were so wrong.” However, she was right. The reason why she said that was because she thought the mural was an invitation which it wasn’t.

[@taratron8570]

i mean we still dont know if it wasn't an invitation. maybe the alien that invited them was doing it as a dare or a prank or because his parents took away his xbox that weekend. "I'll show you mom and dad, i'll invite a bunch of people over!"

[@Littleprinceleon]

Or maybe it was a trap in order to invite people to get news on good old Earth whether it has enough easy preys on it yet 😅

[@Saiyanjohn415]

If you're continually walking to someone who's holding a flamethrower and you know they're willing to use it, and they're telling you to back off that's suicide.

[@999SickBoy666]

Nope. That still counts as murder.

[@Barghaest]

@@999SickBoy666 Nope. It’s standing your ground and considered self-defense. Just because you take a life doesn’t mean it’s murder. Murder is the unlawful premeditated killing of a person, killing them when you feel threatened and have warned them to stay back isn’t murder unless you planned for the encounter to play out specifically that way.

[@kennyrosenyc]

Well, you left out one VERY important sin. If Prometheesucks is a prequel to Alien, then why do they have better technology. Alien had old school CRT monitors but Prometheus had full VR tech.

[@mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976]

FIRST thing I thought of when coming back for this 10th Anniversary sinn'n (Prometheus School of Running Away). Fifteen billion square acres around and swear I shouted this at my cat just last week refusing to get out of wheelbarrow path AND SURE I shouted this at everything from Ring Necked Pheasants to rabbits to cattle, all honorable graduates! Was nature long before CinemaSins but damn if youse didn't define it and forever turn frustration into a laugh. "JUST GO TO THE SIDE!"

[@dhwyll]

Someone who has just had major abdominal surgery is capable of running around after being only stapled back together. And nobody notices the major abdominal surgery that was only stapled back together.

[@dhwyll]

Oh, and when nobody notices that I'm covered in blood and have a massive abdominal surgery wound that is only stapled back together, not telling anybody about it.

[@tehbonehead]

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Everything Wrong With Free Bird (2013) for Thanksgiving.

[@HonorThyTarkus]

Or Thankskilling

[@RBGolbat]

It’s the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu.

[@mattsamples9002]

Anyone else (for no real reason at all) not enjoy them as much when this guys doing the sinning?

[@mattstyles2498]

I really hope u keep doing this even after 10 years. So many great old movies in.... dated, videos

[@AlejandroLZuvic]

I can't believe you didn't sin the fact that they're debrief about the mission after months or years of traveling. And here I am convinced to not move a single muscle to go out with friends until they tell me where we're actually having dinner.

[@anon_y_mousse]

They started the conversation just before hopping in the stasis pods and 1000 years later continue it as if no time has passed.

[@dunebasher1971]

They're being briefed, not debriefed. Debriefs happen after the mission or project is complete.

[@TheListofMrRaguso]

Not a single crack about how the weylands were dressed like Dr. Evil

[@montgomeryfitzpatrick473]

Sorry but I can't listen to these videos without Jeremy

[@mikelmacrichard4772]

Forgot to cover theory that Doctor Elizabeth Shaw knew everything and more about the aliens because she's actually the former companion of The Doctor. 🤔

[@filioque4509]

Another sin: The hologram of Earth totally discounts what we know about plate tectonics and the Pangea.

[@jarretgardner3282]

Popped onto KZbin and this is the first thing I see. Started dying laughing because this movie has inspired one of the longest running jokes in CinemaSins history and here it is again. And I am totally freakin here for it. We applaud you!

[@andyjacobs7010]

Yes... it is indeed- a running joke.

[@hanli2042]

@andyjacobs7010 Lol this is gold 😂

[@Whatbrittanyeatss]

I come back to this once a month to hear you say, “HE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT THE GLASS!”

[@samfields3086]

In the future if people go to other galaxies and planets don’t touch things just take pictures and leave because you just might wake up the end of Humanity. Rest In Peace to Captain Janik and his two crew members on the USCSS Prometheus they are the real MVPs.

[@Noteven0]

How did any of these people survive to adulthood on Earth

[@Littleprinceleon]

Sadly that's the most basic "sin" of the real world: that people like these not only survive but also make children and even movies which are then praised by their kind. 😅

[@daddy_kolumbus8330]

i watched this movie on lsd with a friend and we cried through the whole thing, so beautiful.

[@eyfb616]

Ig acid really does make u rtarded

[@MizRouge]

I think you should sin Jason and the Argonauts (1963) as it is the predecessor to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

[@kickballjedi]

Well really just Hylas...

[@computernerd1101]

8:50 "God does not build in straight lines." But he does teach students to run away in them.

[@bittybaff3541]

I love this movie, that doesn't make it good but I love it

[@slowrest6041]

Same

[@Cdr_Mansfield_Cumming]

26:54 Your videos make me smile, chuckle and laugh sometimes, but the Data sound overlay made me laugh some much, that I knocked my coffee off my desk. You are a genius!

[@Skyrim_Shuffle]

Your end credits always make me smile! Thanks CS!

[@amandalisa708]

Not me only noticing that David put a finger in Holloway’s drink. I’ve been wreaking my brain trying to figure out how he got infected.