Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: Retaliation In 22 Minutes Or Less

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@grfrjiglstan
@grfrjiglstan 3 жыл бұрын
Bonus points for actually remembering events from the first film.
@BawonoSA173
@BawonoSA173 3 жыл бұрын
Still fresh on my mind… Duke is buddy with Ripcord, the jet horny Gen. Hawk is the alpha of the Joes Baroness was Duke's fiance, who he then left cuz of shame he failed to bring her brother home safe Snake Eyes is a white homeless boy in Japan, immediate rival with Storm Shadow who has superiority issue Nanites eats through a good chunk of Eiffel tower Cobra Commander is revealed to be Baroness's brother Duke & Baroness coming back together
@tskmaster3837
@tskmaster3837 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't tell if this was the first film or the second one. I still can't and I wear my ignorance of GI Joe movies as a badge of honor because KNOWING is half the battle.
@bobbyfryer7758
@bobbyfryer7758 3 жыл бұрын
There was a first film?
@tanielap624
@tanielap624 3 жыл бұрын
Huh? I dont remember anything from this one! Watching this sin was freakin eye opening
@W2ATL
@W2ATL 3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed how London was completely obliterated in this movie and they really don't say much about that.
@kevinw4267
@kevinw4267 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s only London…
@falcon1378
@falcon1378 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinw4267 ikr. What about the rest of Europe? Why is it always just London.
@sheahunsinger9801
@sheahunsinger9801 3 жыл бұрын
They did a good thing we can all agree on
@kevinw4267
@kevinw4267 3 жыл бұрын
@@falcon1378 bruh, this whole movie is full of American Exceptionalism… they just don’t care about anywhere else but America
@SennaHawx
@SennaHawx 3 жыл бұрын
"America just threw nukes at London. That definitely means retaliation, right?" "Nah. It totally was a rogue military cell that did all of that. We're definitely all cool now."
@DarkShadow84
@DarkShadow84 3 жыл бұрын
The biggest question is, how the hell did they get multiple of these giant weapon satellites into orbit without anyone noticing? Pretty much every developed country is capable of noticing/tracking a rocket launch anywhere on the world.
@nbyv
@nbyv 3 жыл бұрын
Ah you know just tell the world they are used to provide internet. Works every time
@RedHeadKevin
@RedHeadKevin 3 жыл бұрын
They used the MASS Device.
@girlywench
@girlywench 3 жыл бұрын
Actually the real biggest question is how the hell they got these actors to agree to this trash
@cephalonplant4087
@cephalonplant4087 3 жыл бұрын
Simple they were paid and funded by China and as you know if China says its a lie the world will ignore it even if it isn't c:
@spacedive7700
@spacedive7700 3 жыл бұрын
If you have the money or backing of a major country it is vary simple to do. It is easy to call it a weather Satellite.
@leotetaz-josse1088
@leotetaz-josse1088 3 жыл бұрын
Hi, French guy here, at 18:55, we see the nuclear buttons with "bras" written on it. "Bras" means "arm" as the body part, but the verb "to arm" would be closer to "armer", "to weaponise", they used Google translate with just the word and got the noun instead of the verb, not even capable of translating a word ffs.
@valkyrie9646
@valkyrie9646 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they still use Google tells you all you need to know about their intelligence.
@CoralCopperHead
@CoralCopperHead 3 жыл бұрын
@@valkyrie9646 As opposed to what, Bing? Yahoo? They're freakin' search engines, gimmie a break.
@arkoudiou
@arkoudiou 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Hollywood at its best
@KuroniX
@KuroniX 3 жыл бұрын
Leo Tetaz would be great at Cinema Sins *Ding*
@horminmangfi5653
@horminmangfi5653 3 жыл бұрын
Nah They probably just wanted to wear bras
@geardog24
@geardog24 3 жыл бұрын
So glad they built up Destro at the end of the first movie, only to get rid of him by the beginning of the sequel.
@MrAim-gm7gi
@MrAim-gm7gi 3 жыл бұрын
They are nice like that.
@slayerdwarfify
@slayerdwarfify 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Scarlet and Heavy Duty and all the other classic big name Joes. And killing Duke, the very face of G.I Joe within like a half hour if that.
@KingCARROT19
@KingCARROT19 3 жыл бұрын
@@slayerdwarfify destro wasn't in the move except for the beginning because the actor didn't want to be in it, Duke was requested by the actor, to be killed off super early because he hated the film and didn't get to play snake eyes as he orginally wanted
@slayerdwarfify
@slayerdwarfify 3 жыл бұрын
@@KingCARROT19 At that point you cancel the whole film or just reboot the series. Or hell, recasting is maybe an option. It's just not G.I Joe without those classic characters imo. If you make it far enough into your series, fine, do crazy stuff like that, but after 1 movie you haven't really earned that yet.
@neeljavia2965
@neeljavia2965 3 жыл бұрын
@@slayerdwarfify And the solo snake eyes movie has an Asian guy playing him.
@chiggsy7313
@chiggsy7313 3 жыл бұрын
The redeeming factor wasChannin Tatum but they exploded him and the previous films story in the first 20 minutes
@ggrarl
@ggrarl 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't even like being in the first one, so of course he's going to do like Harrison Ford and get killed off.
@markposner4735
@markposner4735 3 жыл бұрын
@@ggrarl he wasn't even supposed to BE in the 2nd one... but they added him in after he got popular from Magic Mike
@slayerdwarfify
@slayerdwarfify 3 жыл бұрын
All that aside, its nuts that they killed DUKE of all people, in the second movie. There's no way they planned on continuing the series after this movie.
@windsweeper8002
@windsweeper8002 3 жыл бұрын
The redeeming factor was killing off Channing Tatum.
@neeljavia2965
@neeljavia2965 3 жыл бұрын
And snake eyes.
@grfrjiglstan
@grfrjiglstan 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad you mentioned that they just let London get totally obliterated. That really bothered me when I watched this.
@thatoneguyyoudontknow7242
@thatoneguyyoudontknow7242 3 жыл бұрын
Just a moment to remind you all that cinemasins never clickbaits.
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 3 жыл бұрын
*clickbait. I'm not sure if clickbate would be SFW, haha
@thatoneguyyoudontknow7242
@thatoneguyyoudontknow7242 3 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 LOL. English is not my native language so a little spelling mistake is bound to happen.
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguyyoudontknow7242 no worries, just thought you may want to know, and it was (almost) a funny word play
@thatoneguyyoudontknow7242
@thatoneguyyoudontknow7242 3 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 missed opportunity
@darthpandinus1746
@darthpandinus1746 3 жыл бұрын
If they weren't clickbaitey why hide the outtakes?
@noxid1974
@noxid1974 3 жыл бұрын
First movie: A live action G.I. Joe movie. Second movie: A movie about an over-exaggerated version of the Marines.
@juanluismendoza8655
@juanluismendoza8655 8 ай бұрын
Clearly the studio intended for this movie to be a soft reboot because the first movie was not beloved by people. That’s why they didn’t bring back the cast of the first movie.
@Jason-ji8ql
@Jason-ji8ql 3 жыл бұрын
The cover of "Everybody wants to rule the world", is priceless
@MaiAolei
@MaiAolei 3 жыл бұрын
You mean, Pryce-less? I'll see myself out.
@MrBlonde47
@MrBlonde47 3 жыл бұрын
We need an extra 100 sins for Lady Jaye having her hair down in ASUs.
@Hostilehippie13
@Hostilehippie13 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a uniform violation sure but she’s also the best looking thing in the movie so I’m cool with it
@MrBlonde47
@MrBlonde47 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hostilehippie13 no doubt she would’ve looked just as good with a bun.
@Hostilehippie13
@Hostilehippie13 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBlonde47 solid point
@ebee-uz1oz
@ebee-uz1oz 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, no kidding, i frowned at that every time they showed her with her hair down; same with roadblock firing his weapon at the end of the movie.
@TheCrazyfighter19
@TheCrazyfighter19 3 жыл бұрын
Eh. It's adrinee palecki. I'll let it slide
@J4R0D
@J4R0D 3 жыл бұрын
This movie makes Rise of Cobra look at least somewhat creative.
@BawonoSA173
@BawonoSA173 3 жыл бұрын
It is a better one, indeed Directed by Steven Sommers after all, while this one's not
@cinemagraphic6324
@cinemagraphic6324 3 жыл бұрын
And, *slightly* more comic accurate (Madam Fortress Baroness notwithstanding) than THIS Walking A.D.D. Knock Knock joke. 🤦🏾‍♂️
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 3 жыл бұрын
@@cinemagraphic6324 It seems like they were trying to splice together 4-6 comic plotlines without sticking to any of them with conviction. That's why it's so ADD - you can't tell the Hard Master story at the same time as the Joes-on-the-run story AND the Joe Colton storyline.
@kysike666
@kysike666 3 жыл бұрын
It was a bad movie but much better than this heap of shit
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 Жыл бұрын
@@roguishpaladin This movie even committed the unforgivable sin of making a fight between Dwayne Johnson and Ray Stevenson boring!
@joseda3rd354
@joseda3rd354 3 жыл бұрын
Never complaining about hearing Jeremy sing
@amgprod.55
@amgprod.55 3 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this for nearly a decade
@BanaDoyabad
@BanaDoyabad 3 жыл бұрын
U and I both, friend... U and I both lol.
@amgprod.55
@amgprod.55 3 жыл бұрын
@@BanaDoyabad this is gonna sound racist as hell but I hope that when he reviews Snake Eyes he points out that he's Asian. I love the character of Snake Eyes but this new movie threw away his established origin
@SweetChickenSir
@SweetChickenSir 3 жыл бұрын
Cobra Commander may have all the nukes and satellites, but even those are no match for family.
@amgprod.55
@amgprod.55 3 жыл бұрын
That's a lot better than the one I was gonna say
@NICKCAMP04
@NICKCAMP04 3 жыл бұрын
How is this comment 8 hours ago?
@edwindyap1616
@edwindyap1616 3 жыл бұрын
@@NICKCAMP04 ikr
@thefoxcritic1
@thefoxcritic1 3 жыл бұрын
@@NICKCAMP04 patreon ffs
@thatonetroll1059
@thatonetroll1059 3 жыл бұрын
did you say family?
@1trushadowclw642
@1trushadowclw642 3 жыл бұрын
Loved "evidently the Joe's have started recruiting Jedi Knights"-straight spit take-
@peteestrada1371
@peteestrada1371 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this movie for actually having non stop action. 10 minutes don’t go by without someone getting shot.
@bolestah
@bolestah 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s like if Detroit was a movie
@Sturym
@Sturym 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, how I absolutely love the Equilibrium addition at the end... Perfect for that scene.
@doomy_mcdoomerson
@doomy_mcdoomerson 3 жыл бұрын
Will you please sin Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters?
@terranova1203
@terranova1203 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd want to see that
@FFKonoko
@FFKonoko 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they already did
@doomy_mcdoomerson
@doomy_mcdoomerson 3 жыл бұрын
@@FFKonoko Nope.
@leoelvis524
@leoelvis524 3 жыл бұрын
5 sin off due to Gemma Arterton wearing a skin tight leather clothes for the whole movie
@terranova1203
@terranova1203 3 жыл бұрын
@@leoelvis524 Good idea
@smithwesson1896
@smithwesson1896 3 жыл бұрын
What a tragic waste of Channing Tatum AND Duke -_-
@BawonoSA173
@BawonoSA173 3 жыл бұрын
My rage as well I feel like this is some kind of symptom for movies when the sequel(s) having ENTIRELY different director; first movie is by *Steven Sommers,* this one is by *Jon M. Chu,* who also directed "Now You See Me 2" which had Henley replaced by different character, Lula, just to fill in the gap of female role, and TOO THINK Avengers 2 can have ScarJo's stunt double taking over majority of Black Widow's role during her maternity leave & can still looks ScarJo, he could have take notes from that, but nooo… he decided to just drop the character entirely
@_Salok
@_Salok 3 жыл бұрын
19:00 good on you for accidentality (?) sinning the biggest translation mistake I've seen in a WHILE ! While "bras" does mean "arm" in french, it stands for the damned limbs ! :'D
@nadinewesterveld5597
@nadinewesterveld5597 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously! I had to go back and doublecheck this one. They should have gone for "armes" or, better yet, asked an actual translator.
@leomiles8658
@leomiles8658 3 жыл бұрын
I did not remember who was in this movie, or what the plot was, but this nuclear briefcase, I've never forgotten. All the labels are badly translated by the way. "Power" as "Puissance" is pretty bad, the others are passable but it would not be those words on french equipment.
@_Salok
@_Salok 3 жыл бұрын
@@nadinewesterveld5597 google without double checking is all you need c:
@MystLunarabne
@MystLunarabne 3 жыл бұрын
0:41 I think it's also worth noting that even with them managing to do that undetected at the time. Wire cutters would also be far more untraceable than whatever the fuck those heat glove things are. Like a guard comes by in the morning notices the giant hole in the fence and the notes that it seems to have been melted rather than cut, the first thing any superiors with a brain a gonna do is check who the fuck has access to and commonly uses a tool to melt through fences and that's probably gonna be a fairly short list.
@CopShowGuy
@CopShowGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Could have been a dragon...
@excalibur7783
@excalibur7783 3 жыл бұрын
16:15 "that's ninjist" bro I'm wheezing
@jameswormsley460
@jameswormsley460 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@LegionIscariot
@LegionIscariot 3 жыл бұрын
9:20 "Jinx. Cousin to Storm Shadow" I find is hilarious that pointless detail was necessary 😂
@Locadel2003
@Locadel2003 3 жыл бұрын
I think the first was a bit better, this one feels forced and I hated they killed off Channing Tatum. Also Bruce willis looks bored and in a total different movie
@JCO78
@JCO78 3 жыл бұрын
this one sucks cuz they apparently killed off all the joes from the original movie
@bob_ross0059
@bob_ross0059 3 жыл бұрын
I wish it was more like the original gi-Joe comics/ cartoons
@stryph42
@stryph42 3 жыл бұрын
Lots of lasers in a toy commercial where no one actually gets hurt?
@smeltikozuyesmelti
@smeltikozuyesmelti 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anybody would want a body massage? lol
@unknownchoujin1436
@unknownchoujin1436 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Storm Shadow even stopped his own heart so easily, let alone restarting it. I don't care if he's a ninja or if he somehow gained full muscle control. That still doesn't explain jacksh*t.
@JakkFrost1
@JakkFrost1 3 жыл бұрын
Don't know how valid it is in real life, but it's an old, old trick in all sorts of fiction for highly trained martial artists to be able to meditate and slow their heartbeat to a crawl.
@ledheadification
@ledheadification 3 жыл бұрын
He used ninja focus to slow his heart rate.
@KingShibe
@KingShibe 3 жыл бұрын
Wym he used a skill point and upgraded it in his skill tree
@Uglysad
@Uglysad 3 жыл бұрын
All things are possible through the power of our lord and savior, ninjutsu.
@theobserver887
@theobserver887 3 жыл бұрын
What really doesn't make sense is how is storm shadow still alive after being severely sliced up and falling into icy cold water.
@franktedder1236
@franktedder1236 3 жыл бұрын
Half of the star power on that poster gets less than like 15 minutes of total screen time. Also, just the doors on the presidents limo weighed like 1000 pounds. Back in the 90s. It almost doesn't matter what's being pointed at it, it's a literal Cadillac tank.
@cormacmacsuibhne2867
@cormacmacsuibhne2867 3 жыл бұрын
5:30 loved that part.
@Skypost4ever
@Skypost4ever 3 жыл бұрын
I say scrap the live action movies and bring back renegades.
@aegis6485
@aegis6485 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! Someone else who loved Renegades
@Skypost4ever
@Skypost4ever 3 жыл бұрын
@@aegis6485 it was great, I hate that it got cancelled. Though tbf I like all the G.I.Joe shows, renegades just didn't get the treatment it deserved.
@aegis6485
@aegis6485 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skypost4ever At least they ended the season, even if it ended on a cliffhanger
@Skypost4ever
@Skypost4ever 3 жыл бұрын
@@aegis6485 I need to rewatch it, kind of missing older shows
@aegis6485
@aegis6485 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skypost4ever I recommend Tron: Legacy as well. Another show that was mistreated by its network
@Mortismors
@Mortismors 3 жыл бұрын
It's sad when the first G.I. JOE is the good one.
@Cookie_Monster369
@Cookie_Monster369 3 жыл бұрын
The worst sin of these movies is they never explain who joe is
@masol3726
@masol3726 3 жыл бұрын
Joe who?
@Cookie_Monster369
@Cookie_Monster369 3 жыл бұрын
@@masol3726 Joe nuts
@SgtSupaman
@SgtSupaman 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cookie_Monster369 , "Joe momma" was right there...
@Cookie_Monster369
@Cookie_Monster369 3 жыл бұрын
@@SgtSupaman I'm sorry, I failed the mission Sergeant. 😔
@JessicaBiggers
@JessicaBiggers 3 жыл бұрын
It's okay@@Cookie_Monster369, my family and I always use "Joe Baby Daddy". 🤷🏿‍♀️
@SofosProject
@SofosProject 3 жыл бұрын
0:53 Think he means that, since he attacks from behind, enemies can't see him, which would be required for them to comment on his attack style.
@ChildishGambeaner
@ChildishGambeaner 3 жыл бұрын
No dude. He's saying the ones he's knocked out (on their back) can't say anything about how he fights because it's still effective. I thought that was obvious
@mikecollier80
@mikecollier80 3 жыл бұрын
And yes I started singing along tears for fears with you
@ThisFaceWasMadeForRADIO
@ThisFaceWasMadeForRADIO 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@cinemagraphic6324
@cinemagraphic6324 3 жыл бұрын
0:14 - This movie exists. Period. *DING.*
@packedentertainment2866
@packedentertainment2866 3 жыл бұрын
Yessss, I’ve wanted this video since forever now … since the “Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe Rise Of Cobra” video.
@nickbode5211
@nickbode5211 3 жыл бұрын
*Count Dooku voice* “I’ve been looking forward to this…”
@JoshDanielAnglo
@JoshDanielAnglo 3 жыл бұрын
0:17 my goodness, that was fast 😂😂
@TheProtagonistDies
@TheProtagonistDies 3 жыл бұрын
Ex machina
@sheahunsinger9801
@sheahunsinger9801 3 жыл бұрын
They did it 3 years ago lol
@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail 3 жыл бұрын
More people probably would have went ape sh*t over Edward Gibbon's 1776 published "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" if it had included exploding fireflies.
@l33t9r0u93
@l33t9r0u93 3 жыл бұрын
18:55 *sigh* my brother showed me that one... in french "bras" are the "arms" the limbs not "arms" the weapons... which are called armes... While "avorter" is technically correct for "to abort" I have only seen it in the case of an abortation... "puissance" is "power" in google translate sure but when you have a "power" button in french it is 100% called "start" or "démarrage"
@2nd_a_dad4791
@2nd_a_dad4791 3 жыл бұрын
The explanation in the comics concerning Zartan killing the Hard Master wasn’t any better than this movie’s, IIRC. Can’t believe I remember that 30 years later, lol.
@BmanTheChamp
@BmanTheChamp 3 жыл бұрын
5:31 I was hoping you would go there, and you did, and I fucking love it.
@LuckyBeerCamper
@LuckyBeerCamper 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love it, a lot, when these videos are of movies Jeremy hates. It really makes for the most entertaining videos.
@dengyaohou
@dengyaohou 3 жыл бұрын
The Rock turned G.I.Joe into another generic The Rock movie.
@joshfarmer8408
@joshfarmer8408 3 жыл бұрын
Witch is why the rock is not a good cast for every action movie, especially for a franchise like G.I joe
@JamailvanWestering
@JamailvanWestering 3 жыл бұрын
Because in essence that’s what the Gi Joe were?
@TheSacredHunter3
@TheSacredHunter3 3 жыл бұрын
Tbf, not like it was anything other than bad generic action movie before.
@JamailvanWestering
@JamailvanWestering 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSacredHunter3 pretty much
@tombstonejones9581
@tombstonejones9581 3 жыл бұрын
You say this as if G.I. Joe was some masterpiece of film, some hugely cerebral IP.
@momojr3153
@momojr3153 3 жыл бұрын
OOOOH you had me at the singing lol. You sir are God send... Stay Golden CinemaSins... Stay GOLDEN.
@myinnovativeodyssey1998
@myinnovativeodyssey1998 3 жыл бұрын
In some parallel universe, that's the MCU.
@myinnovativeodyssey1998
@myinnovativeodyssey1998 3 жыл бұрын
So in the Tradition of small KZbinr get's more than 10 likes. I Think it's my duty to write something like this... Don't wan't to bother anyone but i would love to hear your opinion about the nostalgic stuff i make:) anyways have a great day✌😀
@myinnovativeodyssey1998
@myinnovativeodyssey1998 3 жыл бұрын
@Alex 😂😂😂😂
@myinnovativeodyssey1998
@myinnovativeodyssey1998 3 жыл бұрын
@AlexIf you think about it the JL Statement is more accurate than it should be😂😂😂
@anubusx
@anubusx 3 жыл бұрын
In a parallel universe the DCEU is the MCU.
@olleselin
@olleselin 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@CrunchySoftServe
@CrunchySoftServe 3 жыл бұрын
Have literally been waiting for this video for like 7 years
@tyresethompson5450
@tyresethompson5450 3 жыл бұрын
O
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized they cast Elodie Young as Elektra in The Defenders thanks to her ninja skills in this movie 😂
@VideoWulff
@VideoWulff 3 жыл бұрын
Firefly and Cobra Commander were the best thing about this movie. They were literally their cartoon counterparts brought into the real world and both played their parts perfectly. Everything else though? Oof
@valmarsiglia
@valmarsiglia 3 жыл бұрын
"Murder Hobo Joes" Beautiful. There's a band name for ya.
@diplomatsking
@diplomatsking 3 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT JEREMY! I was trying to take a nap but I'm laughing harder than I have in months! "No matter what, you got to strut!" I love CinemaSins!
@drewpamon
@drewpamon 3 жыл бұрын
4:34 doing that with his gun will get him kicked off any military range
@brunozeigerts6379
@brunozeigerts6379 3 жыл бұрын
For the bodies dropping past the window, I might have gone with the Monty Python bit, ;"Look... two men... three men... have just fallen past this window to their deaths!'
@ggrarl
@ggrarl 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, must be a board meeting."
@reidfever1866
@reidfever1866 3 жыл бұрын
Watching Space Jam 2 seven times *Ding*
@edwindyap1616
@edwindyap1616 3 жыл бұрын
How is this comment 2hours ago when its just uploaded
@reidfever1866
@reidfever1866 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwindyap1616 TVA
@captaincaptain2128
@captaincaptain2128 3 жыл бұрын
Watches Space Jam 2 once *Ding*
@eddieschwab864
@eddieschwab864 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Jonathan Pryce characters, I'm pretty sure Elliot Carver would have spotted the change in language long before Lady Jaye even did...
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
These GI Joe movies get stupider and stupider.
@Alysa-Aiday
@Alysa-Aiday 3 жыл бұрын
As do the Michael Bay Transformers movies
@neeljavia2965
@neeljavia2965 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alysa-Aiday Exactly. Ruining childhood classics.
@robertkenny1201
@robertkenny1201 2 жыл бұрын
Funny that was pretty much the case with the Spider-Man movies.
@mellodee29
@mellodee29 8 ай бұрын
I love it when you sing in snark
@djl_cyber_yt
@djl_cyber_yt 3 жыл бұрын
If CinemaSins reviewed “ Foodfight! “, He would’ve called it a day.
@AFordFlex2377
@AFordFlex2377 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, THIS! Is what we all got to see!
@thekiller7994
@thekiller7994 2 жыл бұрын
It would break the sin counter more than the Fast and Furious films
@SerathDarklands
@SerathDarklands 3 жыл бұрын
8:45 - It's called Zeus because it's literally a "rods from god" system, a weapons system that has been theorized in the real world. The system works by dropping large tungsten rods from orbit, which accelerate as they enter Earth's atmosphere, and upon impact, strike with force far exceeding even a nuclear explosion. The devastation is very reminiscent of Zeus throwing his bolts of lightning in Greek mythology, hence the name in the movie.
@azurhadzic2908
@azurhadzic2908 3 жыл бұрын
Except rods wouldn't do jack shit compared to nuclear weapons
@SerathDarklands
@SerathDarklands 3 жыл бұрын
@@azurhadzic2908 They actually would. The only 'advantage' - if you can call it that - that nuclear weapons have over the 'rods from god' concept is the radiation, making the area unlivable for years, if not decades. The reason the 'rods from god' system is so devastating is because it's pure kinetic bombardment, it's comparable to an asteroid impact if the majority of the asteroid didn't burn up during atmospheric entry - the twenty foot long, foot wide rod creates a blast roughly the same size that a nuclear bomb would, but due to the sheer speed, it also can penetrate bunkers that are buried deep underground that a traditional nuclear strike wouldn't touch. What's even more dangerous is that since they're launched from a satellite, and move so fast, they're far harder to counter than a nuclear missile. You can shoot a missile down. You can blast it with an electromagnetic pulse. You can't do that to a metal rod that's falling at supersonic speeds.
@jakushkadarkstalker6278
@jakushkadarkstalker6278 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The movie that made me lose all respect for and despise Chaning Tatum. It did indeed happen.
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
Any time I see his name on a movie I know it's going to suck.
@schmitty3776
@schmitty3776 3 жыл бұрын
for anyone actually interested the food in 16:04 is some seed encrusted cheese (at least i'm pretty sure it is)
@What.99
@What.99 3 жыл бұрын
15:09 Even funnier is that Zartan not only framed Storm Shadow, but also impersonated him. That means a fully-grown Zartan, who’s likely in his late 20’s/early 30’s (even though he looks old as fuck in the clip), impersonated and dressed-up as a 12-year-old boy, then murdered an old man, and nobody saw anything unusual lol. I like The Rise Of Cobra much better than Retaliation. Sure, neither of them are great, but TROC at least has some good writing (and Rachel Nichols… DAYUM she looks good in that movie), which is much better than the garbage in Retaliation.
@amalohatorres2038
@amalohatorres2038 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve been waiting for this
@lamontjones2007
@lamontjones2007 3 жыл бұрын
Please do a CinemaSins for Hitman: Agent 47. That movie has a lot of sins😂
@maksimvolkov5233
@maksimvolkov5233 16 күн бұрын
14:15 As Flint and Roadblock were warning Jaye of the guard who was approaching, we didn't know right away that she was not there, so there actually was some suspense.
@utspaz849
@utspaz849 3 жыл бұрын
I will always remember watching this movie and at the end realizing that the gun Bruce Willis gives to The Rock switches places between shots and my family got really confused at why that was keeping my focus more than the movie
@schrodingersgay6167
@schrodingersgay6167 3 жыл бұрын
This video is the first time a "college girlfriend" joke made me laugh. Normally I just go "*sigh* really?"
@BanaDoyabad
@BanaDoyabad 3 жыл бұрын
I missed having the "multiple choice" sin in this one. I still loved the video tho, per usual. 🙂
@Spacecookie-
@Spacecookie- 3 жыл бұрын
Once, about 10 years ago, I was talking to someone from the U.S, and she said that she wanted to visit London, and I said it had quite a few good sites for the tourists, and she responded with 'yep, I want to visit the whole country.' I said that England had ruins and such, and she said she would visit there too. It turned out that she thought that the country was called London and the City was England. I think that whoever made this piece of... stuff... had a similar perception. Needless to say, the visit never went ahead in the end.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын
19:00 is the best example of how lazy that movie is. See, "bras" is French for "arm", as in "the limb attached to my shoulder". The correct word for arming a missile would be : "armer". Whoever made that prop just google-translated "arm" and didn't bother to check with any French speaker if the result made sense. Along that line, "avorter" is French for "to abort" but is never used in that context. The word is really only used for one thing : abortions. As in stopping a pregnancy. Which makes this "nuclear football" absolutely hilarious :-D
@Kev0n05
@Kev0n05 3 жыл бұрын
0:52 is all we needed
@jamespewitt7430
@jamespewitt7430 3 жыл бұрын
I need everything wrong with paranorman or I might start screaming
@khoidangvinh622
@khoidangvinh622 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you my good sir I've been waiting for this
@MetgadethFan17
@MetgadethFan17 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even have to look at the timestamp to know this was gonna be a long video
@JasonScotchmer
@JasonScotchmer 9 ай бұрын
Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end: 1 (22:12): Broken Arrow (20th Century Studios, 1996) 2 (22:19): Tropic Thunder (DreamWorks Pictures, 2008) 3 (22:20): Star Wars (20th Century Studios, 1977) 4 (22:26): Neil deGrasse Tyson's "Life, the Universe and Everything" lecture (2nd June 2010) 5 (22:31): Tomorrow Never Dies (Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, 1997) 6 (22:45): The Matrix (Warner Bros., 1999) 7 (22:54): The Simpsons, "Deep Space Homer" (season 5, episode 15; Fox, 24th February 1994) 8 (22:58): The Nutty Professor (Universal Pictures, 1996) 9 (23:05): Equilibrium (Miramax, 2002) 10 (23:13): The Mandalorian, "Chapter 1: The Mandalorian" (season 1, episode 1; Disney+, 12th November 2019) 11 (23:19): Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (Warner Bros., 2010)
@handev2604
@handev2604 3 жыл бұрын
I request a sins video for “Dora and the Lost City of Gold”. That shitty film REALLY needs to be sinned.
@silverbells24
@silverbells24 3 жыл бұрын
Bro that movie was straight up terrible like bruh I thought the show was terrible but this movie was a train wreck
@reinbeers5322
@reinbeers5322 3 жыл бұрын
19:58 -rifle with a SUPRESSOR while Die Hard man gets to use an unsupressed pistol There's a good explanation for that, the muzzle flash won't be as disrupting, it will make less noise (obviously) which matters to whoever is nearby so you don't get to hear EEEEEEEEEEEEE for a while as well as being less jarring, and can help with recoil due to the extra weight up front. Besides, its a rifle. You have space for it, its already big. A pistol is going to be carried while concealed, and supressors take up a lot of space. This does make sense.
@davutsoze
@davutsoze 3 жыл бұрын
16:04 that food is a turkish delight with lots of pistachios.
@RedHeadKevin
@RedHeadKevin 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a pistachio-covered cheese log.
@soyuzdavillan721
@soyuzdavillan721 3 жыл бұрын
Christ what kind of Turkish delight have you been eating hahaha
@platonicbuu7454
@platonicbuu7454 3 жыл бұрын
It's cheese
@joshfarmer8408
@joshfarmer8408 3 жыл бұрын
It's very convenient that before watching this video I got an ad for the new snake eyes movie
@CeluiEtSeul
@CeluiEtSeul 3 жыл бұрын
4:44 Nah, One is the actor, the other one is the Pope doing a cameo.
@larontezmoore3313
@larontezmoore3313 3 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore Jeremy singing like an Angel at 5:30.
@PrincessMihai
@PrincessMihai 3 жыл бұрын
16:04 "That food" is most definitely a cheese ball. A pair of cheese balls. I've known too many Southern people not to know them when I see them.
@davutsoze
@davutsoze 3 жыл бұрын
Although I do not know the inside, I am sure that the coating is made of pistachios, which is an indispensable part of Turkish cuisine, especially in Turkish delights.
@jonathanhenley2936
@jonathanhenley2936 3 жыл бұрын
I always love these sin videos!!
@jacksongibbs8998
@jacksongibbs8998 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the team that gave us Star Wars: The Clone Wars could also produce a good G I Joe cartoon reboot (obviously people could actually die onscreen in said reboot seeing as there was a great deal of that in Clone Wars).
@MystLunarabne
@MystLunarabne 3 жыл бұрын
19:55 I mean to be fair there probably are some situations where it would help to spread confusion about the location and how many people assaulting the base with guns there are. E.g they might run towards/take cover from the obvious/louder shooter but then be perfectly in range for the more inconspicuous shooter. I have no idea if that's what the movie was going for in that scene but at least the general idea isn't as dumb as it may initially seem.
@joshuaquarshie1947
@joshuaquarshie1947 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorit sins he adds to the counter will always be the flat out. Nope.
@ClonePilotSwoop
@ClonePilotSwoop 3 жыл бұрын
You thought you could secretly slip in a Star Trek reference and I wouldn't notice, but I did. So sinning you for using the reference and not saying "I hope the 6th one, the Cobra and Joe's all have a peace conference."
@felixseiai8874
@felixseiai8874 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure if you’ve done them already- *but could you do boss baby family business* or *Luca* ?
@GooseWithAPassport
@GooseWithAPassport 3 жыл бұрын
i dont think he would do boss baby, those movies are plain shit also luca is a pixar movie, pixar movies are good
@Heavenlydrag
@Heavenlydrag 3 жыл бұрын
True, but they did sin CoCo which is arguably one of the best Pixar movies
@GooseWithAPassport
@GooseWithAPassport 3 жыл бұрын
@@Heavenlydrag even a good movie has flaws, its just less lightly for them to be sinned
@ChildishGambeaner
@ChildishGambeaner 3 жыл бұрын
@@GooseWithAPassport "he won't do Luca because it's a good movie" He did Coco, a good movie "Every movie has flaws" Lmfao what
@josephfergestrom842
@josephfergestrom842 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is seriously getting better at singing.
@QuanPham-mx6gg
@QuanPham-mx6gg 2 жыл бұрын
If they captures storm shadow that was in a snake eyes outfit doesn’t that mean the joes were not responsible for the assassination?
@DareToBeDeviant
@DareToBeDeviant 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to have heavy duty storage like Colton. His kitchen cabinets could hold all of those rifles (~7lbs each), handguns (2-4lbs), large stacks of ammo (1.25lb per box or more), and the metal cages without falling down. I put more than 30 jars of peanut butter in my cabinets and hear a slight creak.
@ninjamurai313
@ninjamurai313 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Cinemasins, did you not make a video for LOTR: The Return of the King?
@MrDrElectricon
@MrDrElectricon 3 жыл бұрын
They have. I think it was like TTT back in the day and disappeared
@swaneydude4327
@swaneydude4327 3 жыл бұрын
The return of the king has no sin video. The return of the king needs no sin video.
@JakkFrost1
@JakkFrost1 3 жыл бұрын
I think they did it, but it got taken down. You could check Cinemasins own website for it, if the site is still running. I went there a couple of times years ago, to watch some videos that were no longer available on KZbin.
@ninjamurai313
@ninjamurai313 3 жыл бұрын
@@swaneydude4327 Loooool, ok Boorimir
@cliftonsargent1572
@cliftonsargent1572 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing at the song part, thank you for that I needed it. Oh ya!! How about a memento or a requiem for a dream video????
@mrnobody9091
@mrnobody9091 3 жыл бұрын
I heard so much ding even after the video somehow I hear ding.
@johnpaulpomfret5032
@johnpaulpomfret5032 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, the beloved hard master home got me. Well done. Well done
@chrisreagan8651
@chrisreagan8651 3 жыл бұрын
“What kind of sad individual would … watch it over and over … just so they can nitpick”. Best Sins line EVER. Thank you for making an awful movie entertaining.
@grimreaper.-.8073
@grimreaper.-.8073 3 жыл бұрын
5:30 i want more... GIVE ME MOREEEE !!! (love the way you sing
@NICE-EYES
@NICE-EYES 3 жыл бұрын
For real, Bruce Willis dropping into a scene makes the rock look like a puppy, I know he’s twice his size but Willis is the fucking man!!
@ThomasMusings
@ThomasMusings 3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic outtakes this time!
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