Bonus points for actually remembering events from the first film.
@BawonoSA1733 жыл бұрын
Still fresh on my mind… Duke is buddy with Ripcord, the jet horny Gen. Hawk is the alpha of the Joes Baroness was Duke's fiance, who he then left cuz of shame he failed to bring her brother home safe Snake Eyes is a white homeless boy in Japan, immediate rival with Storm Shadow who has superiority issue Nanites eats through a good chunk of Eiffel tower Cobra Commander is revealed to be Baroness's brother Duke & Baroness coming back together
@tskmaster38373 жыл бұрын
I couldn't tell if this was the first film or the second one. I still can't and I wear my ignorance of GI Joe movies as a badge of honor because KNOWING is half the battle.
@bobbyfryer77583 жыл бұрын
There was a first film?
@tanielap6243 жыл бұрын
Huh? I dont remember anything from this one! Watching this sin was freakin eye opening
@W2ATL3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@grapeshot3 жыл бұрын
I noticed how London was completely obliterated in this movie and they really don't say much about that.
@kevinw42673 жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s only London…
@falcon13783 жыл бұрын
@@kevinw4267 ikr. What about the rest of Europe? Why is it always just London.
@sheahunsinger98013 жыл бұрын
They did a good thing we can all agree on
@kevinw42673 жыл бұрын
@@falcon1378 bruh, this whole movie is full of American Exceptionalism… they just don’t care about anywhere else but America
@SennaHawx3 жыл бұрын
"America just threw nukes at London. That definitely means retaliation, right?" "Nah. It totally was a rogue military cell that did all of that. We're definitely all cool now."
@DarkShadow843 жыл бұрын
The biggest question is, how the hell did they get multiple of these giant weapon satellites into orbit without anyone noticing? Pretty much every developed country is capable of noticing/tracking a rocket launch anywhere on the world.
@nbyv3 жыл бұрын
Ah you know just tell the world they are used to provide internet. Works every time
@RedHeadKevin3 жыл бұрын
They used the MASS Device.
@girlywench3 жыл бұрын
Actually the real biggest question is how the hell they got these actors to agree to this trash
@cephalonplant40873 жыл бұрын
Simple they were paid and funded by China and as you know if China says its a lie the world will ignore it even if it isn't c:
@spacedive77003 жыл бұрын
If you have the money or backing of a major country it is vary simple to do. It is easy to call it a weather Satellite.
@leotetaz-josse10883 жыл бұрын
Hi, French guy here, at 18:55, we see the nuclear buttons with "bras" written on it. "Bras" means "arm" as the body part, but the verb "to arm" would be closer to "armer", "to weaponise", they used Google translate with just the word and got the noun instead of the verb, not even capable of translating a word ffs.
@valkyrie96463 жыл бұрын
The fact that they still use Google tells you all you need to know about their intelligence.
@CoralCopperHead3 жыл бұрын
@@valkyrie9646 As opposed to what, Bing? Yahoo? They're freakin' search engines, gimmie a break.
@arkoudiou3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Hollywood at its best
@KuroniX3 жыл бұрын
Leo Tetaz would be great at Cinema Sins *Ding*
@horminmangfi56533 жыл бұрын
Nah They probably just wanted to wear bras
@geardog243 жыл бұрын
So glad they built up Destro at the end of the first movie, only to get rid of him by the beginning of the sequel.
@MrAim-gm7gi3 жыл бұрын
They are nice like that.
@slayerdwarfify3 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Scarlet and Heavy Duty and all the other classic big name Joes. And killing Duke, the very face of G.I Joe within like a half hour if that.
@KingCARROT193 жыл бұрын
@@slayerdwarfify destro wasn't in the move except for the beginning because the actor didn't want to be in it, Duke was requested by the actor, to be killed off super early because he hated the film and didn't get to play snake eyes as he orginally wanted
@slayerdwarfify3 жыл бұрын
@@KingCARROT19 At that point you cancel the whole film or just reboot the series. Or hell, recasting is maybe an option. It's just not G.I Joe without those classic characters imo. If you make it far enough into your series, fine, do crazy stuff like that, but after 1 movie you haven't really earned that yet.
@neeljavia29653 жыл бұрын
@@slayerdwarfify And the solo snake eyes movie has an Asian guy playing him.
@chiggsy73133 жыл бұрын
The redeeming factor wasChannin Tatum but they exploded him and the previous films story in the first 20 minutes
@ggrarl3 жыл бұрын
He didn't even like being in the first one, so of course he's going to do like Harrison Ford and get killed off.
@markposner47353 жыл бұрын
@@ggrarl he wasn't even supposed to BE in the 2nd one... but they added him in after he got popular from Magic Mike
@slayerdwarfify3 жыл бұрын
All that aside, its nuts that they killed DUKE of all people, in the second movie. There's no way they planned on continuing the series after this movie.
@windsweeper80023 жыл бұрын
The redeeming factor was killing off Channing Tatum.
@neeljavia29653 жыл бұрын
And snake eyes.
@grfrjiglstan3 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad you mentioned that they just let London get totally obliterated. That really bothered me when I watched this.
@thatoneguyyoudontknow72423 жыл бұрын
Just a moment to remind you all that cinemasins never clickbaits.
@andiward70683 жыл бұрын
*clickbait. I'm not sure if clickbate would be SFW, haha
@thatoneguyyoudontknow72423 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 LOL. English is not my native language so a little spelling mistake is bound to happen.
@andiward70683 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguyyoudontknow7242 no worries, just thought you may want to know, and it was (almost) a funny word play
@thatoneguyyoudontknow72423 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 missed opportunity
@darthpandinus17463 жыл бұрын
If they weren't clickbaitey why hide the outtakes?
@noxid19743 жыл бұрын
First movie: A live action G.I. Joe movie. Second movie: A movie about an over-exaggerated version of the Marines.
@juanluismendoza86558 ай бұрын
Clearly the studio intended for this movie to be a soft reboot because the first movie was not beloved by people. That’s why they didn’t bring back the cast of the first movie.
@Jason-ji8ql3 жыл бұрын
The cover of "Everybody wants to rule the world", is priceless
@MaiAolei3 жыл бұрын
You mean, Pryce-less? I'll see myself out.
@MrBlonde473 жыл бұрын
We need an extra 100 sins for Lady Jaye having her hair down in ASUs.
@Hostilehippie133 жыл бұрын
It’s a uniform violation sure but she’s also the best looking thing in the movie so I’m cool with it
@MrBlonde473 жыл бұрын
@@Hostilehippie13 no doubt she would’ve looked just as good with a bun.
@Hostilehippie133 жыл бұрын
@@MrBlonde47 solid point
@ebee-uz1oz3 жыл бұрын
yeah, no kidding, i frowned at that every time they showed her with her hair down; same with roadblock firing his weapon at the end of the movie.
@TheCrazyfighter193 жыл бұрын
Eh. It's adrinee palecki. I'll let it slide
@J4R0D3 жыл бұрын
This movie makes Rise of Cobra look at least somewhat creative.
@BawonoSA1733 жыл бұрын
It is a better one, indeed Directed by Steven Sommers after all, while this one's not
@cinemagraphic63243 жыл бұрын
And, *slightly* more comic accurate (Madam Fortress Baroness notwithstanding) than THIS Walking A.D.D. Knock Knock joke. 🤦🏾♂️
@roguishpaladin3 жыл бұрын
@@cinemagraphic6324 It seems like they were trying to splice together 4-6 comic plotlines without sticking to any of them with conviction. That's why it's so ADD - you can't tell the Hard Master story at the same time as the Joes-on-the-run story AND the Joe Colton storyline.
@kysike6663 жыл бұрын
It was a bad movie but much better than this heap of shit
@MrChaotic4 Жыл бұрын
@@roguishpaladin This movie even committed the unforgivable sin of making a fight between Dwayne Johnson and Ray Stevenson boring!
@joseda3rd3543 жыл бұрын
Never complaining about hearing Jeremy sing
@amgprod.553 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this for nearly a decade
@BanaDoyabad3 жыл бұрын
U and I both, friend... U and I both lol.
@amgprod.553 жыл бұрын
@@BanaDoyabad this is gonna sound racist as hell but I hope that when he reviews Snake Eyes he points out that he's Asian. I love the character of Snake Eyes but this new movie threw away his established origin
@SweetChickenSir3 жыл бұрын
Cobra Commander may have all the nukes and satellites, but even those are no match for family.
@amgprod.553 жыл бұрын
That's a lot better than the one I was gonna say
@NICKCAMP043 жыл бұрын
How is this comment 8 hours ago?
@edwindyap16163 жыл бұрын
@@NICKCAMP04 ikr
@thefoxcritic13 жыл бұрын
@@NICKCAMP04 patreon ffs
@thatonetroll10593 жыл бұрын
did you say family?
@1trushadowclw6423 жыл бұрын
Loved "evidently the Joe's have started recruiting Jedi Knights"-straight spit take-
@peteestrada13713 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this movie for actually having non stop action. 10 minutes don’t go by without someone getting shot.
@bolestah3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s like if Detroit was a movie
@Sturym3 жыл бұрын
Oh, how I absolutely love the Equilibrium addition at the end... Perfect for that scene.
@doomy_mcdoomerson3 жыл бұрын
Will you please sin Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters?
@terranova12033 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd want to see that
@FFKonoko3 жыл бұрын
I thought they already did
@doomy_mcdoomerson3 жыл бұрын
@@FFKonoko Nope.
@leoelvis5243 жыл бұрын
5 sin off due to Gemma Arterton wearing a skin tight leather clothes for the whole movie
@terranova12033 жыл бұрын
@@leoelvis524 Good idea
@smithwesson18963 жыл бұрын
What a tragic waste of Channing Tatum AND Duke -_-
@BawonoSA1733 жыл бұрын
My rage as well I feel like this is some kind of symptom for movies when the sequel(s) having ENTIRELY different director; first movie is by *Steven Sommers,* this one is by *Jon M. Chu,* who also directed "Now You See Me 2" which had Henley replaced by different character, Lula, just to fill in the gap of female role, and TOO THINK Avengers 2 can have ScarJo's stunt double taking over majority of Black Widow's role during her maternity leave & can still looks ScarJo, he could have take notes from that, but nooo… he decided to just drop the character entirely
@_Salok3 жыл бұрын
19:00 good on you for accidentality (?) sinning the biggest translation mistake I've seen in a WHILE ! While "bras" does mean "arm" in french, it stands for the damned limbs ! :'D
@nadinewesterveld55973 жыл бұрын
Seriously! I had to go back and doublecheck this one. They should have gone for "armes" or, better yet, asked an actual translator.
@leomiles86583 жыл бұрын
I did not remember who was in this movie, or what the plot was, but this nuclear briefcase, I've never forgotten. All the labels are badly translated by the way. "Power" as "Puissance" is pretty bad, the others are passable but it would not be those words on french equipment.
@_Salok3 жыл бұрын
@@nadinewesterveld5597 google without double checking is all you need c:
@MystLunarabne3 жыл бұрын
0:41 I think it's also worth noting that even with them managing to do that undetected at the time. Wire cutters would also be far more untraceable than whatever the fuck those heat glove things are. Like a guard comes by in the morning notices the giant hole in the fence and the notes that it seems to have been melted rather than cut, the first thing any superiors with a brain a gonna do is check who the fuck has access to and commonly uses a tool to melt through fences and that's probably gonna be a fairly short list.
@CopShowGuy3 жыл бұрын
Could have been a dragon...
@excalibur77833 жыл бұрын
16:15 "that's ninjist" bro I'm wheezing
@jameswormsley4603 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@LegionIscariot3 жыл бұрын
9:20 "Jinx. Cousin to Storm Shadow" I find is hilarious that pointless detail was necessary 😂
@Locadel20033 жыл бұрын
I think the first was a bit better, this one feels forced and I hated they killed off Channing Tatum. Also Bruce willis looks bored and in a total different movie
@JCO783 жыл бұрын
this one sucks cuz they apparently killed off all the joes from the original movie
@bob_ross00593 жыл бұрын
I wish it was more like the original gi-Joe comics/ cartoons
@stryph423 жыл бұрын
Lots of lasers in a toy commercial where no one actually gets hurt?
@smeltikozuyesmelti3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anybody would want a body massage? lol
@unknownchoujin14363 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Storm Shadow even stopped his own heart so easily, let alone restarting it. I don't care if he's a ninja or if he somehow gained full muscle control. That still doesn't explain jacksh*t.
@JakkFrost13 жыл бұрын
Don't know how valid it is in real life, but it's an old, old trick in all sorts of fiction for highly trained martial artists to be able to meditate and slow their heartbeat to a crawl.
@ledheadification3 жыл бұрын
He used ninja focus to slow his heart rate.
@KingShibe3 жыл бұрын
Wym he used a skill point and upgraded it in his skill tree
@Uglysad3 жыл бұрын
All things are possible through the power of our lord and savior, ninjutsu.
@theobserver8873 жыл бұрын
What really doesn't make sense is how is storm shadow still alive after being severely sliced up and falling into icy cold water.
@franktedder12363 жыл бұрын
Half of the star power on that poster gets less than like 15 minutes of total screen time. Also, just the doors on the presidents limo weighed like 1000 pounds. Back in the 90s. It almost doesn't matter what's being pointed at it, it's a literal Cadillac tank.
@cormacmacsuibhne28673 жыл бұрын
5:30 loved that part.
@Skypost4ever3 жыл бұрын
I say scrap the live action movies and bring back renegades.
@aegis64853 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! Someone else who loved Renegades
@Skypost4ever3 жыл бұрын
@@aegis6485 it was great, I hate that it got cancelled. Though tbf I like all the G.I.Joe shows, renegades just didn't get the treatment it deserved.
@aegis64853 жыл бұрын
@@Skypost4ever At least they ended the season, even if it ended on a cliffhanger
@Skypost4ever3 жыл бұрын
@@aegis6485 I need to rewatch it, kind of missing older shows
@aegis64853 жыл бұрын
@@Skypost4ever I recommend Tron: Legacy as well. Another show that was mistreated by its network
@Mortismors3 жыл бұрын
It's sad when the first G.I. JOE is the good one.
@Cookie_Monster3693 жыл бұрын
The worst sin of these movies is they never explain who joe is
@masol37263 жыл бұрын
Joe who?
@Cookie_Monster3693 жыл бұрын
@@masol3726 Joe nuts
@SgtSupaman3 жыл бұрын
@@Cookie_Monster369 , "Joe momma" was right there...
@Cookie_Monster3693 жыл бұрын
@@SgtSupaman I'm sorry, I failed the mission Sergeant. 😔
@JessicaBiggers3 жыл бұрын
It's okay@@Cookie_Monster369, my family and I always use "Joe Baby Daddy". 🤷🏿♀️
@SofosProject3 жыл бұрын
0:53 Think he means that, since he attacks from behind, enemies can't see him, which would be required for them to comment on his attack style.
@ChildishGambeaner3 жыл бұрын
No dude. He's saying the ones he's knocked out (on their back) can't say anything about how he fights because it's still effective. I thought that was obvious
@mikecollier803 жыл бұрын
And yes I started singing along tears for fears with you
@ThisFaceWasMadeForRADIO3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@cinemagraphic63243 жыл бұрын
0:14 - This movie exists. Period. *DING.*
@packedentertainment28663 жыл бұрын
Yessss, I’ve wanted this video since forever now … since the “Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe Rise Of Cobra” video.
@nickbode52113 жыл бұрын
*Count Dooku voice* “I’ve been looking forward to this…”
@JoshDanielAnglo3 жыл бұрын
0:17 my goodness, that was fast 😂😂
@TheProtagonistDies3 жыл бұрын
Ex machina
@sheahunsinger98013 жыл бұрын
They did it 3 years ago lol
@FuzzyStripetail3 жыл бұрын
More people probably would have went ape sh*t over Edward Gibbon's 1776 published "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" if it had included exploding fireflies.
@l33t9r0u933 жыл бұрын
18:55 *sigh* my brother showed me that one... in french "bras" are the "arms" the limbs not "arms" the weapons... which are called armes... While "avorter" is technically correct for "to abort" I have only seen it in the case of an abortation... "puissance" is "power" in google translate sure but when you have a "power" button in french it is 100% called "start" or "démarrage"
@2nd_a_dad47913 жыл бұрын
The explanation in the comics concerning Zartan killing the Hard Master wasn’t any better than this movie’s, IIRC. Can’t believe I remember that 30 years later, lol.
@BmanTheChamp3 жыл бұрын
5:31 I was hoping you would go there, and you did, and I fucking love it.
@LuckyBeerCamper3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love it, a lot, when these videos are of movies Jeremy hates. It really makes for the most entertaining videos.
@dengyaohou3 жыл бұрын
The Rock turned G.I.Joe into another generic The Rock movie.
@joshfarmer84083 жыл бұрын
Witch is why the rock is not a good cast for every action movie, especially for a franchise like G.I joe
@JamailvanWestering3 жыл бұрын
Because in essence that’s what the Gi Joe were?
@TheSacredHunter33 жыл бұрын
Tbf, not like it was anything other than bad generic action movie before.
@JamailvanWestering3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSacredHunter3 pretty much
@tombstonejones95813 жыл бұрын
You say this as if G.I. Joe was some masterpiece of film, some hugely cerebral IP.
@momojr31533 жыл бұрын
OOOOH you had me at the singing lol. You sir are God send... Stay Golden CinemaSins... Stay GOLDEN.
@myinnovativeodyssey19983 жыл бұрын
In some parallel universe, that's the MCU.
@myinnovativeodyssey19983 жыл бұрын
So in the Tradition of small KZbinr get's more than 10 likes. I Think it's my duty to write something like this... Don't wan't to bother anyone but i would love to hear your opinion about the nostalgic stuff i make:) anyways have a great day✌😀
@myinnovativeodyssey19983 жыл бұрын
@Alex 😂😂😂😂
@myinnovativeodyssey19983 жыл бұрын
@AlexIf you think about it the JL Statement is more accurate than it should be😂😂😂
@anubusx3 жыл бұрын
In a parallel universe the DCEU is the MCU.
@olleselin3 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@CrunchySoftServe3 жыл бұрын
Have literally been waiting for this video for like 7 years
@tyresethompson54503 жыл бұрын
O
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln3 жыл бұрын
I just realized they cast Elodie Young as Elektra in The Defenders thanks to her ninja skills in this movie 😂
@VideoWulff3 жыл бұрын
Firefly and Cobra Commander were the best thing about this movie. They were literally their cartoon counterparts brought into the real world and both played their parts perfectly. Everything else though? Oof
@valmarsiglia3 жыл бұрын
"Murder Hobo Joes" Beautiful. There's a band name for ya.
@diplomatsking3 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT JEREMY! I was trying to take a nap but I'm laughing harder than I have in months! "No matter what, you got to strut!" I love CinemaSins!
@drewpamon3 жыл бұрын
4:34 doing that with his gun will get him kicked off any military range
@brunozeigerts63793 жыл бұрын
For the bodies dropping past the window, I might have gone with the Monty Python bit, ;"Look... two men... three men... have just fallen past this window to their deaths!'
@ggrarl3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, must be a board meeting."
@reidfever18663 жыл бұрын
Watching Space Jam 2 seven times *Ding*
@edwindyap16163 жыл бұрын
How is this comment 2hours ago when its just uploaded
@reidfever18663 жыл бұрын
@@edwindyap1616 TVA
@captaincaptain21283 жыл бұрын
Watches Space Jam 2 once *Ding*
@eddieschwab8643 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Jonathan Pryce characters, I'm pretty sure Elliot Carver would have spotted the change in language long before Lady Jaye even did...
Funny that was pretty much the case with the Spider-Man movies.
@mellodee298 ай бұрын
I love it when you sing in snark
@djl_cyber_yt3 жыл бұрын
If CinemaSins reviewed “ Foodfight! “, He would’ve called it a day.
@AFordFlex23773 жыл бұрын
Okay, THIS! Is what we all got to see!
@thekiller79942 жыл бұрын
It would break the sin counter more than the Fast and Furious films
@SerathDarklands3 жыл бұрын
8:45 - It's called Zeus because it's literally a "rods from god" system, a weapons system that has been theorized in the real world. The system works by dropping large tungsten rods from orbit, which accelerate as they enter Earth's atmosphere, and upon impact, strike with force far exceeding even a nuclear explosion. The devastation is very reminiscent of Zeus throwing his bolts of lightning in Greek mythology, hence the name in the movie.
@azurhadzic29083 жыл бұрын
Except rods wouldn't do jack shit compared to nuclear weapons
@SerathDarklands3 жыл бұрын
@@azurhadzic2908 They actually would. The only 'advantage' - if you can call it that - that nuclear weapons have over the 'rods from god' concept is the radiation, making the area unlivable for years, if not decades. The reason the 'rods from god' system is so devastating is because it's pure kinetic bombardment, it's comparable to an asteroid impact if the majority of the asteroid didn't burn up during atmospheric entry - the twenty foot long, foot wide rod creates a blast roughly the same size that a nuclear bomb would, but due to the sheer speed, it also can penetrate bunkers that are buried deep underground that a traditional nuclear strike wouldn't touch. What's even more dangerous is that since they're launched from a satellite, and move so fast, they're far harder to counter than a nuclear missile. You can shoot a missile down. You can blast it with an electromagnetic pulse. You can't do that to a metal rod that's falling at supersonic speeds.
@jakushkadarkstalker62783 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The movie that made me lose all respect for and despise Chaning Tatum. It did indeed happen.
@raydunakin3 жыл бұрын
Any time I see his name on a movie I know it's going to suck.
@schmitty37763 жыл бұрын
for anyone actually interested the food in 16:04 is some seed encrusted cheese (at least i'm pretty sure it is)
@What.993 жыл бұрын
15:09 Even funnier is that Zartan not only framed Storm Shadow, but also impersonated him. That means a fully-grown Zartan, who’s likely in his late 20’s/early 30’s (even though he looks old as fuck in the clip), impersonated and dressed-up as a 12-year-old boy, then murdered an old man, and nobody saw anything unusual lol. I like The Rise Of Cobra much better than Retaliation. Sure, neither of them are great, but TROC at least has some good writing (and Rachel Nichols… DAYUM she looks good in that movie), which is much better than the garbage in Retaliation.
@amalohatorres20383 жыл бұрын
i’ve been waiting for this
@lamontjones20073 жыл бұрын
Please do a CinemaSins for Hitman: Agent 47. That movie has a lot of sins😂
@maksimvolkov523316 күн бұрын
14:15 As Flint and Roadblock were warning Jaye of the guard who was approaching, we didn't know right away that she was not there, so there actually was some suspense.
@utspaz8493 жыл бұрын
I will always remember watching this movie and at the end realizing that the gun Bruce Willis gives to The Rock switches places between shots and my family got really confused at why that was keeping my focus more than the movie
@schrodingersgay61673 жыл бұрын
This video is the first time a "college girlfriend" joke made me laugh. Normally I just go "*sigh* really?"
@BanaDoyabad3 жыл бұрын
I missed having the "multiple choice" sin in this one. I still loved the video tho, per usual. 🙂
@Spacecookie-3 жыл бұрын
Once, about 10 years ago, I was talking to someone from the U.S, and she said that she wanted to visit London, and I said it had quite a few good sites for the tourists, and she responded with 'yep, I want to visit the whole country.' I said that England had ruins and such, and she said she would visit there too. It turned out that she thought that the country was called London and the City was England. I think that whoever made this piece of... stuff... had a similar perception. Needless to say, the visit never went ahead in the end.
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
19:00 is the best example of how lazy that movie is. See, "bras" is French for "arm", as in "the limb attached to my shoulder". The correct word for arming a missile would be : "armer". Whoever made that prop just google-translated "arm" and didn't bother to check with any French speaker if the result made sense. Along that line, "avorter" is French for "to abort" but is never used in that context. The word is really only used for one thing : abortions. As in stopping a pregnancy. Which makes this "nuclear football" absolutely hilarious :-D
@Kev0n053 жыл бұрын
0:52 is all we needed
@jamespewitt74303 жыл бұрын
I need everything wrong with paranorman or I might start screaming
@khoidangvinh6223 жыл бұрын
Thank you my good sir I've been waiting for this
@MetgadethFan173 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even have to look at the timestamp to know this was gonna be a long video
@JasonScotchmer9 ай бұрын
Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end: 1 (22:12): Broken Arrow (20th Century Studios, 1996) 2 (22:19): Tropic Thunder (DreamWorks Pictures, 2008) 3 (22:20): Star Wars (20th Century Studios, 1977) 4 (22:26): Neil deGrasse Tyson's "Life, the Universe and Everything" lecture (2nd June 2010) 5 (22:31): Tomorrow Never Dies (Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, 1997) 6 (22:45): The Matrix (Warner Bros., 1999) 7 (22:54): The Simpsons, "Deep Space Homer" (season 5, episode 15; Fox, 24th February 1994) 8 (22:58): The Nutty Professor (Universal Pictures, 1996) 9 (23:05): Equilibrium (Miramax, 2002) 10 (23:13): The Mandalorian, "Chapter 1: The Mandalorian" (season 1, episode 1; Disney+, 12th November 2019) 11 (23:19): Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (Warner Bros., 2010)
@handev26043 жыл бұрын
I request a sins video for “Dora and the Lost City of Gold”. That shitty film REALLY needs to be sinned.
@silverbells243 жыл бұрын
Bro that movie was straight up terrible like bruh I thought the show was terrible but this movie was a train wreck
@reinbeers53223 жыл бұрын
19:58 -rifle with a SUPRESSOR while Die Hard man gets to use an unsupressed pistol There's a good explanation for that, the muzzle flash won't be as disrupting, it will make less noise (obviously) which matters to whoever is nearby so you don't get to hear EEEEEEEEEEEEE for a while as well as being less jarring, and can help with recoil due to the extra weight up front. Besides, its a rifle. You have space for it, its already big. A pistol is going to be carried while concealed, and supressors take up a lot of space. This does make sense.
@davutsoze3 жыл бұрын
16:04 that food is a turkish delight with lots of pistachios.
@RedHeadKevin3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a pistachio-covered cheese log.
@soyuzdavillan7213 жыл бұрын
Christ what kind of Turkish delight have you been eating hahaha
@platonicbuu74543 жыл бұрын
It's cheese
@joshfarmer84083 жыл бұрын
It's very convenient that before watching this video I got an ad for the new snake eyes movie
@CeluiEtSeul3 жыл бұрын
4:44 Nah, One is the actor, the other one is the Pope doing a cameo.
@larontezmoore33133 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore Jeremy singing like an Angel at 5:30.
@PrincessMihai3 жыл бұрын
16:04 "That food" is most definitely a cheese ball. A pair of cheese balls. I've known too many Southern people not to know them when I see them.
@davutsoze3 жыл бұрын
Although I do not know the inside, I am sure that the coating is made of pistachios, which is an indispensable part of Turkish cuisine, especially in Turkish delights.
@jonathanhenley29363 жыл бұрын
I always love these sin videos!!
@jacksongibbs89983 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the team that gave us Star Wars: The Clone Wars could also produce a good G I Joe cartoon reboot (obviously people could actually die onscreen in said reboot seeing as there was a great deal of that in Clone Wars).
@MystLunarabne3 жыл бұрын
19:55 I mean to be fair there probably are some situations where it would help to spread confusion about the location and how many people assaulting the base with guns there are. E.g they might run towards/take cover from the obvious/louder shooter but then be perfectly in range for the more inconspicuous shooter. I have no idea if that's what the movie was going for in that scene but at least the general idea isn't as dumb as it may initially seem.
@joshuaquarshie19473 жыл бұрын
One of my favorit sins he adds to the counter will always be the flat out. Nope.
@ClonePilotSwoop3 жыл бұрын
You thought you could secretly slip in a Star Trek reference and I wouldn't notice, but I did. So sinning you for using the reference and not saying "I hope the 6th one, the Cobra and Joe's all have a peace conference."
@felixseiai88743 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure if you’ve done them already- *but could you do boss baby family business* or *Luca* ?
@GooseWithAPassport3 жыл бұрын
i dont think he would do boss baby, those movies are plain shit also luca is a pixar movie, pixar movies are good
@Heavenlydrag3 жыл бұрын
True, but they did sin CoCo which is arguably one of the best Pixar movies
@GooseWithAPassport3 жыл бұрын
@@Heavenlydrag even a good movie has flaws, its just less lightly for them to be sinned
@ChildishGambeaner3 жыл бұрын
@@GooseWithAPassport "he won't do Luca because it's a good movie" He did Coco, a good movie "Every movie has flaws" Lmfao what
@josephfergestrom8423 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is seriously getting better at singing.
@QuanPham-mx6gg2 жыл бұрын
If they captures storm shadow that was in a snake eyes outfit doesn’t that mean the joes were not responsible for the assassination?
@DareToBeDeviant3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to have heavy duty storage like Colton. His kitchen cabinets could hold all of those rifles (~7lbs each), handguns (2-4lbs), large stacks of ammo (1.25lb per box or more), and the metal cages without falling down. I put more than 30 jars of peanut butter in my cabinets and hear a slight creak.
@ninjamurai3133 жыл бұрын
Hey Cinemasins, did you not make a video for LOTR: The Return of the King?
@MrDrElectricon3 жыл бұрын
They have. I think it was like TTT back in the day and disappeared
@swaneydude43273 жыл бұрын
The return of the king has no sin video. The return of the king needs no sin video.
@JakkFrost13 жыл бұрын
I think they did it, but it got taken down. You could check Cinemasins own website for it, if the site is still running. I went there a couple of times years ago, to watch some videos that were no longer available on KZbin.
@ninjamurai3133 жыл бұрын
@@swaneydude4327 Loooool, ok Boorimir
@cliftonsargent15723 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing at the song part, thank you for that I needed it. Oh ya!! How about a memento or a requiem for a dream video????
@mrnobody90913 жыл бұрын
I heard so much ding even after the video somehow I hear ding.
@johnpaulpomfret50323 жыл бұрын
Okay, the beloved hard master home got me. Well done. Well done
@chrisreagan86513 жыл бұрын
“What kind of sad individual would … watch it over and over … just so they can nitpick”. Best Sins line EVER. Thank you for making an awful movie entertaining.
@grimreaper.-.80733 жыл бұрын
5:30 i want more... GIVE ME MOREEEE !!! (love the way you sing
@NICE-EYES3 жыл бұрын
For real, Bruce Willis dropping into a scene makes the rock look like a puppy, I know he’s twice his size but Willis is the fucking man!!