Cities Skylines Gets Audited

Cities: Skylines is free to play on Steam from May 18th - 22nd | Sponsored by Paradox @citiesskylines #citiesskylines

[@TheJacksonField]

Cities: Skylines is free to play on Steam from May 18th - 22nd | Sponsored by Paradox

[@EmmausEdits]

Nice

[@danielfrost4329]

Sounds sick

[@georgeandrews1394]

That makes sense. I was wondering why they were paying for promotion for the first game when the first trailer for the second game dropped a month or two ago.

[@GreenDude_Gaming]

don't forget that the mayor somehow has the power to cause natural disasters on a whim

[@LunaProtogen]

Lol they're still selling this game? It's years old by now

[@alexanderchristiansen1664]

I wasn't paying attention and put a garbage dump right next to my water tower. Turned the game into a surprisingly dark epidemic simulator.

[@gabrielle4821]

LMAO I did something similar! I thought that there was just a disease going through. Killed half my people lol.

[@pseudotasuki]

A big chunk of my city's population died because I added a dam to a river and it caused the flow to briefly reverse.

[@gabrielle4821]

@@pseudotasuki nooo! That’s terrible!

[@gabrielle4821]

@ManWithTheHat LOL yup… I had to restart cause there were to many bodies. The hearses couldn’t get them all 😭

[@pumkin610]

"Bro this water is garbage"

[@indiana47]

"And the taxes go to where?" "I'm sorry, but you paid for the meteor strike?!"

[@jackjefferson5166]

I love your profile picture from Xbox 360 also no comments but 415 likes? Ima change that

[@hydrophonic8282]

yezzir

[@dogerunner2171]

@@jackjefferson5166 I love how whenever us gamers see that profile we can always recognize it

[@nt33_old]

@@dogerunner2171 true, I instantly recognized that Xbox 360 avatar. Good old days of the Minecraft legacy demo

[@chibibeben3784]

Bellpepper reaction

[@akmal94ibrahim]

Ah, the spaghetti interchange. Every city needs to have one. The craziest, most complicated ans knotted interchange yet somehow still efficient. Such glorious road planning

[@Ratkill9000]

They are ao great, Las Vegas has one.

[@D3FA1T1]

Now what you are describing is just every single Metropolis in the USA

[@Geo_TV]

​@Ratkill9000 When my sister lived in Las Vegas for about two years, she would text our eldest sister that she was going to or coming home from work and that she loved us because she was scared of the spaghetti interchange when she made it home or to work, she replies just kidding to indicate that she was Alive. There were four of them between where she worked and her boyfriend's apartment.

[@GreenDude_Gaming]

don't forget that the mayor somehow has the power to cause natural disasters on a whim

[@negativetenstars]

bold of you to assume this isn't the case irl

[@sonofliberty8872]

@@CT-1035 I’d like to have a word with flint Michigan

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@mintz9782]

@@sonofliberty8872 yeah there ain’t much liberty in flint Michigan tbh.

[@agenteiegaming]

how do you think they stay as mayor

[@nicolaspeigne1429]

You could make a whole series about this in which people submit their cities to you to get audited

[@StarboyXL9]

I second this

[@thedlinkgaming4050]

I third this.

[@Keke-O]

I fourth this

[@Keke-O]

I fourth this

[@user-fq3jv7pl5k]

I fifth this

[@Ender_Onryo]

Now *this* is how you do an ad. I didn't even realize it was one until they explicitly said it.

[@erroroliver]

then you dont realise it and move on

[@davidbronstein2040]

No, advertisements should be obvious from the outset.

[@erroroliver]

@@davidbronstein2040 true true

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

"The perfect ad doesn't exis-" My famous last words.

[@xOkayu]

💀

[@nesnibila4888]

i didn't even realise it was an ad until i read this why am i not mad and betrayed? why do i feel like i'd watch this again?

[@Aegon6]

These are Zero Maximum's last words because he died after drinking his own piss

[@sheevpalps3846]

I thought this was SimCity in the beginning

[@top_fin]

And so, he died

[@keithtx9897]

"Please make a better city then this" *New Donk City being 1000 meters away from the ground*

[@SuperJman1111]

And don’t even get me started on the insides of buildings and the underground

[@cyberneticsanity]

City IN the Skylines

[@amppari_234]

RCE be like

[@anyalundberg2174]

HANDRAILS people! HANDRAILS!

[@yuantingkung378]

HANDRAILS

[@jaydenhite8142]

Its a "Lets game it out" level of effort.

[@mrgandskydiverandmrt4014]

True

[@EvolvedShrimp]

Josh made this world for grace and grace alone

[@Madpiggaming]

​@@EvolvedShrimp recently I found the origins of Grace. The Parkitect video, I'm pretty sure is the first video where he singles out Grace to be the test dummy.

[@EvolvedShrimp]

@@Madpiggaming oh nice 👍🏻, i have watched Post Anthony videos multiple times so i get them confused sometimes.

[@En-V-ious]

Ever heard of GrayStillPays?

[@leonidnosov7872]

RTgame fans: Wait until you hear about our terraforming tools and sewage system

[@weirdbookshelf49]

spaghetti junction got a mention, that counts for something

[@Besaro123]

That was the only thing I could think of during the entire video, let's hope he doesn't find it. ^_^

[@theGhostWolfe]

Honourable mention to Real Civil Engineer.

[@zeldamaster24]

I think all of this was a reference from RTgames.

[@minimapperogf]

oh yes...

[@dogsareawesome6663]

If Mason ever sees a city with the road anarchy mod, he would have a heart attack

[@bishop8958]

There are sometimes completely reasonable things you can only do with Anarchy though, the amount of space the game wants to clear above a road is far more than it really needs, and I've really got to minimize the slope for that pedestrian overpass for cyclists and wheelchair users.

[@dogsareawesome6663]

@@bishop8958 but it does also allow you to build dumps on top of schools and gaps in reality because it is really easy and fun to break

[@twoslimes7251]

road anarchy can be used in 2 ways: break the game or bypass stupid placing rules to make a good city

[@dogsareawesome6663]

@@twoslimes7251 and the former is a hell of a lot funner than the latter

[@dustojnikhummer]

@@dogsareawesome6663 Not for me.

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

"I'm actually impressed it even functions" Thanks, it's like UNO: The users do most of the work.

[@DevonO1]

Paradox really went ahead and paid jack to say "s**tsville"

[@wombatstu2006]

Most common city names 😅

[@metalvoiceguy1232]

I mean, half of their other games are incest and eugenics simulators, so I don't think shitsville is over their line

[@GimmickBox39]

His name is MASON💫

[@EdgySniper497]

I mean, have you seen Paradox sponsorships? They really could not give less of a s**t

[@blueblazegaming3326]

"The water's a bit tangy" 💀 Bro must've vomited his guts out after realising 😂

[@Anonymouslikemydad]

It probably came out the other hole

[@thenoobynoob3331]

@@Anonymouslikemydad*_A Y O_*

[@redskulldude9695]

I don’t get it

[@antsofflorida7592]

​@@redskulldude9695 Poo water

[@ploopy2436]

@@redskulldude9695sewage water goes into drinking water pump

[@lordpuff]

Congrats on the sponsorship! You deserve that.

[@redfoxfoundation2919]

As a cities skylines player, this is how everyone’s first city was

[@Doomscrolled]

3rd* 😢

[@Soemguywhoask]

20th*

[@eduardomeurer3232]

And even more terrifying: real cities sometimes have problems like these... 😂

[@MartinFinnerup]

@@eduardomeurer3232 *cough* Flint, Michigan. *cough*

[@Wallybea]

Same

[@higbeez]

This is the way to do advertising. Not those minute long ad reads that everyone skips.

[@suprise2311]

this is an ad?

[@AbiBomb]

@@suprise2311 yep, really impressive one

[@xenthia]

Shorts description (top right menu) says sponsored by Paradox, so this is an ad, ye

[@Neko.091]

I genuinely had no idea that this was an advertisement, it was so masterfully done, and I genuinely want to try the game now.

[@x_gamin69]

this is some thing that "let's game it out" Josh would do

[@krabby4456]

love that guy

[@Coco11d7]

Dude I said the exact same thing! 😂

[@krykoe801]

RTGame would do this, Actually he did do this.

[@randomnessal6811]

Or dangerously funny

[@funktcat]

I was about to do this then I saw yours lol

[@plumagranate]

What is a spaghetti interchange that sounds terrifying

[@awesom1ser264]

it is

[@tobleroneilluminati5048]

Ah, an American eh? Don't have spaghetti junctions over the pond?

[@harrisonnightingale6600]

There a thing called a spaghetti junction in the UK. Don't ask me why it's called that cause I don't really know.

[@uhoh8115]

@@harrisonnightingale6600 cos it looks like spaghetti

[@tobleroneilluminati5048]

@@harrisonnightingale6600 it's called a spaghetti junction because it is exactly what it sounds like

[@Its_a_me_KaylieD]

This is literally like “let’s game it out” omg💀🤣

[@En-V-ious]

Ever heard of GrayStillPays?

[@HeisenbergFam]

Mason's realization at the end is golden, bro really casually drank it

[@savageraccoon787]

Bot

[@d.unterreiner161]

​@@Ratsarehomies I think I have lost count on how many times I have run into Heisenberg. I think it is a sign that I should finish breaking bad.

[@-chirpchirp-]

@@d.unterreiner161 yeah same

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

its golden, just like the drink

[@muhammedemirfiliz1277]

Yup

[@weareharbinger914]

The one true problem of city skylines is the traffic all wants to go IN ONE FUCKING LANE. Mainly because theres bugger all you can do to encourage them differently.

[@dustojnikhummer]

Lane mathematics.

[@sonicboy678]

In fairness, it's not completely divorced from reality.

[@justinolsen488]

There’s a mod called TM:PE that fixes that, also comes with a bunch of other AI changes you can toggle in settings and intersection managers so you can manage where each lane is allowed to go, and rules, and customize traffic lights, and setup road rules like no parking, speed limit, etc. you can also setup yield signs and stuff the list of things it adds is too much to add here

[@User-xw5mk]

​@@justinolsen488cities skylines 2 has it all fixed

[@Quittedd.]

Because the pathfinding means the fastest way to destination. If that's their route, they will not change it no matter what. If it's traffic with 100 cars lining up? Nahh, that's fine. (Leaving the other lanes completely open) Cities Skylines horrible traffic AI was what caused My power plants failing. Yeah, power plants. Which every of my services rely on. I don't even have a single wind turbine or solar panel! But luckily, the upcoming Cities Skylines 2 got that covered! 👍 Edit: No matter how hard I try to fix it, It won't work.

[@wheezus2000]

Dont forget the massive sewage pit overlooked by the eye of sauron or something

[@Verlarn]

This is the best ad I've seen in a while.

[@Thawhid]

Ye

[@OMEGA11734]

Agreed

[@alishiagregory7213]

“The way it’s set up, we could all be drinking our- oh no.”

[@More.h]

High school? Never heard of it😂

[@AnhTrieu90]

Save kids from being traumatized by sending them straight to college from elementary.

[@snakewithapen5489]

​@@AnhTrieu90 I feel like that would traumatize them in new and exciting ways

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

Did I go to "high school?" No, I went to 🍃high🍃 school. please get this comment to 420 likes.

[@More.h]

@@snakewithapen5489 exactly🥲

[@More.h]

@@Salt_Master_Queue maybe try writing it in the main comment section as well Who know how high can you get out there😉

[@tadferd4340]

I remember that in order to unlock a super building, you literally need a high percentage of the population to be sick. So the game literally encourages you to pump sewage into your water supply temporarily.

[@ShootingDrive]

Temporarily? Nah, I built a dummy city to unlock the unique building for that. Drinking sewage water is forever their fate.

[@Foxy_AR]

I just used a mod to unlock everything

[@janthecoo4964]

the ads on gold fm (i think thats how the 'radio station' is called) perfectly represent the game. they are so stupid and bad. highly recommend listening to them sometime

[@QuanticEagle]

With a recent update, you can do that to generate an insane amount of money

[@SpadeTheShadowKing]

Lets Game it Out (Josh):. . . . okay were just gonna trap you in a isolated wall for forever

[@tatsächliche_Verzögerung]

If mason ever walked onto the scene of a letsgameitout incident, he'd probably implode

[@jimwormmaster]

"What happens if i build everything using only handrails?"

[@_jpg]

Yeah, imagine him walking into his restaurant...or zoo...or theme park...or basically anywhere else xD

[@tatsächliche_Verzögerung]

@@_jpg Could you imagine how long it would take to nit-pick at every detail, probably as long as an actual letsgameitout video lol

[@eliteshyguy88]

*Josh from Letsgameitout has enter the chat*

[@jimwormmaster]

I actually kinda want to see the collab now

[@maybe6536]

RT Game, CallMeKevin and Real Civil Engineer all start to sweat 😂

[@lewisgoestrainspotting]

RT game did make a literal spaghetti interchange

[@Jaypcreeper666]

Don't forget LetsGameItOut

[@CollinRezac]

*Real Civil Engineer/RCE

[@crusty_]

RCE casually making every roads to look like penises

[@superNova5837]

So we gonna ignore martincitopants’ and RTgamrs poop volcanoes

[@kateb1127]

Ypu should do this with Camp Half Blood. Kids running around with swords propably counts as a violation

[@TheMysticalSerpent]

Also the fact that there's a rock climbing wall with no harnesses that shakes and pours lava on u

[@kateb1127]

@@TheMysticalSerpent Yeah, propably. Also the camp being protected by a single tree that has no protection around it so anyone can just kill it and doom the camp

[@TsarOfLeFoogs]

Perfectly describes my city, EXCEPT for the 9 nuclear plants placed beside each other.

[@kodycoplen2395]

Fr

[@averagechessplayer79]

high chance of a super nuke explosion.

[@The_1ntrepidHero]

what

[@TheBlueDeclan]

Bro can't be bothered using wind

[@gesundheitlicht2054]

Am I the only person attempting to build something normal?

[@edopronk1303]

Aber Natürlich. But actually, no. I wanted to say bad cities give good Viewrates. But Teaville by Biffa (KZbin) is also a normal city

[@bishop8958]

I try my best to make actually good cities. And I'm the kind of person that uses mods for realistic parking requirements, population density, rush hours, etc. I basically use CS as a form of wish fulfillment for an actually well designed city instead of whatever the fuck America is doing.

[@gesundheitlicht2054]

@@bishop8958 there are mods for that?

[@mysterycatto]

I make poop dams

[@mysterycatto]

Am i ok

[@aberfordwest4003]

Bro the spaghetti interchange?? Welcome to Birmingham

[@navycalvin9337]

"Country roads....take me home!"

[@ducksinmyhead6320]

RTGame pride!!!

[@B.e.r.s.e.r.k.1989]

To the place

[@luciejohnson4081]

I belong!

[@davidslife989]

Cities Skylines, take me home country roads!

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

​@@luciejohnson4081WEST VIRGINIA

[@tucegs522]

bro would have an aneurysm if he saw greystillplays cities

[@Vexnatos]

YES

[@ducksinmyhead6320]

Or RT Game's

[@blitzpsycho1560]

I gotta say, this is my favorite ad I've seen in a while. I didn't even realize it was an ad until the very end, it was just entertaining and funny. The spaghetti interchange got a good laugh out of me.

[@ytaltacc8008]

I once did a city that had a sewage dam to produce power, and it actually kinda worked. I placed a few tourist attractions there as well, like a floating cafe and a pier.

[@mentalchild360]

Absolutely fucking not

[@superNova5837]

Next or the sewage?!?

[@mentalchild360]

@@superNova5837 imagine trying to enjoy your latte and you just smell shit

[@ytaltacc8008]

@@superNova5837 the dam produced power with only the sewage the city of 70,000 generated. It wasnt a lot of power, and it was not a steady flow of power, but still. As I said, it kinda worked.

[@GraveDigger388]

See, this is smart. The floating cafes and piers don't need restrooms. You can eat/drink, then when you really HAVE to go, you're already there.

[@RyanTheWolf]

This feels like a direct shot at CallMeKevin And I love them both

[@kiwigaming09]

Get the poopvolcaino and we got rtgame

[@hiraeth_neevous]

​@@kiwigaming09 POOPVOLCANO POOPVOLCANO POOPVOLCANO

[@scootincoop]

Lmao 😂😂

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

"Everyone would be drinking their own..." *Looks at glass* "Oh no." Had me dying XD

[@robertagren9360]

Don't worry it is sterilized

[@FuckGuidelines]

Bro is in Call Me Kevin's city lmao.

[@pointcrowscreepyuncle]

nah the spaghetti roads make me thinks it rts

[@FuckGuidelines]

@@pointcrowscreepyuncle rts game has chaotic order, but Kevin is just chaotic childish lol

[@RuffianLivesOn]

I hope to god Mason never visits any town I've ever made. He'd have an aneurysm.

[@kryptixGD]

I can only imagine what would happen in the CS2 audit 💀

[@adamlxD]

As a Cities Skylines player, this is what every single of my cities looks like. (Just forgot about the dumps on every street corner as well as windmills placed unsafely close together)

[@MikanW]

Jaden And Jackson created ads for cities skylines????? Holyshit cities skylines's marketing teams got taste

[@ssttpy]

the 10 miles of traffic backed up on the exit ramp enjoying the scenic view of 8 garbage incinerators

[@vladimirlenin843]

For a town named shitsville Sewage in water is definitely intentional

[@no1bandfan]

RT: Makes a city. City: Why do I hear boss music?

[@the_man_emperor_of_mankind]

🎶 country roads... Take me home🎶

[@superNova5837]

To the place I belong

[@pingableuser]

You make the best advertisements because this is one of the only ads I've saw that make me actually want to play it

[@gery505]

He met Real Civil Engineer-

[@vampyreo2861]

loll

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Glad he didn’t find the strongest shape…

[@numberfork]

Wait till he meet let's game it out

[@elderjoe1]

got my city to 400k pop and 80% positive on traffic flow. was pretty proud of that.

[@gabrielle4821]

GG! My traffic is terrible lol

[@snickers7494]

pov: "Lets game it out" made the city

[@iamethnique]

the first 3 seconds is how i see Kevin getting audited with his playthroughs

[@lowlife1368]

And RTgame

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

"Hi, I'm Mason, and I'm conducting the safety audit on... West Virginia? It's just a town, not the actual state of West Virginia." "So first off, I saw this giant stone column as I came into town, care to tell me what that's all about? ...It's full of what? That... no, you never build waste disposal UPHILL, it'll seep into the ground and- * sigh * Right, I'm just gonna..." * starts writing * "What is... is this supposed to be a road? What do you mean 'It works'?! Cars can't just- * car goes up the vertical road * What the-" "Ok, I'm getting a lot of complaints saying 'the school's a dump'. Did you provide enough funding for them to hire... * sees school * janitors... YOU BUILT A GARBAGE DUMP ON TOP OF THE SCHOOL?!" "Ok, I think we're just about done here. It's not looking good. You can probably expect a pretty hefty fine from the state in the mail soon..." * country roads starts playing * "?" Random citizen: "Oh no." * everyone starts screaming * "What's going on, why is... OH SH-"

[@Foxy_AR]

Hello fellow RTGame fan

[@RezTH3Liberator]

W

[@Frui.t.]

Let’s Game It Out got half of a city underwater😂

[@natethesnake1768]

Dude did a safety audit on a city skylines design less psychotic than Greystillplayz…

[@spacekid9680]

Heh. Gotta love Graystillplayz!

[@slayeryt637]

That was the smoothest ad I've seen in a while

[@roxyndra]

Best ad I've ever seen. I already have the game so I'm just ROFLing at the accuracy.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

RTGame’s Cities Skylines attempts in a nutshell

[@silversonome5360]

"attempts"? Mind you, they were all very efficient and functional cities. You need _a lot_ of people to live comfortably in a place to fill an entire volcano with shit...

[@FuzzyJeffTheory]

He found out where the city name came from

[@ItsLouisYT]

“City skyline” “Please make a better city than this” -TheJacksonField

[@philvanderlaan5942]

I love how you did the add and still made it as entertaining as the normal stuff

[@Goosiz]

It's a miracle that the water looks so clean, too.

[@petrik6714]

Happiest person in a let's game it out cities skylines video

[@justrecentlyi5444]

That city name was prophetic

[@Colonel_Jurten]

A safety inspector video on a hive city would be pretty cool ngl

[@NickAsNickName]

Warhammer 40k hive city or something else?

[@Colonel_Jurten]

@@NickAsNickName yep the 40k one

[@bozokiller420v2]

The best sponsored short that I've seen

[@Aedi_H._Dee]

I need an entire series of someone auditing RCE’s Engitopia :))

[@joemomma2189]

Please make this a whole series of cities that get audited- I swear, you'd never run out of content!

[@vixenplayz9351]

Just wait until he sees let's game it out

[@crlake]

"Tastes a bit tangy."

[@MyrnNecromanson]

this is what happens when call me Kevin plays it, minus the meteors

[@stephenbeta4431]

That defeated "please make a city better than this" got me howling

[@ghostyboi6565]

At some point Mason needs to either get a huge raise or the Medal of Honor with half the stuff he goes through

[@Shayhammowolf]

I would kill for a safety Audit for Wuhu Island from Wii Sports Resort/Pilotwings Resort/Wii Fit Plus.

[@alexkay3448]

I never knew how badly I needed this until I read your comment 👀

[@alexkay3448]

That volcano DEFINITELY didn't have handrails

[@ElectricityRaichu]

Most normal Schlatt's Cities Skylines stream:

[@massivechafe]

Ladies and gents, this is how you do an ad

[@fhm2]

Me, putting all the water towers in the industrial districts

[@Justakid819]

Whenever I play city skylines, my people be drinking doodoo water

[@darrianweathington1923]

Ahh, the water gave it away, welcome to Flint

[@tweety6380]

wait till mason see's real civil engineer's city💀

[@MusikgodThanatos]

His Architect city 😂

[@AnAverageGamer768]

@@MusikgodThanatos you did engitopia dirtier than the water💀

[@reiteration6273]

I love that you made a sponsorship into a skit all by itself, instead of just sticking it in the middle of a video like most people do. I really hope you do this with all your sponsorships.

[@olivierswanepoel3225]

You forgot the industrial zone right next to the residential zone.

[@chevelleroxanne171]

It's a bit tangy 💀

[@KennyCalvo]

I made a massive pitt put 30,000 people in and then removed a dam that blocked a massive lake of turds i've been building for 10 years.

[@LuxXLost]

I swear mason has the immune system of a god and the problem solving skills of Albert Einstein

[@ashenscales6181]

Mason would have a field day with the Imperium of Man from Warhammer 40k, and I will hire him for it

[@fledglingrockets]

This is one of the best ads I've ever seen

[@michaelclougher9486]

Love that RT's Spaghetti Junction is in this! At least the audit was done before the many apocalypses.

[@bLueguysixty]

I search “Let’s Game It Out” and get this as one of the videos. Perfect.

[@magnusthevaliant]

"Everyone could be drinking their own..." So that's why it's called that.

[@Pleiner_Kenis-sq4hh]

He Reviews a typical Real Civil Engineer City. Expecially the Spaghetti-Interchange.

[@trezov]

Fallout: war, war never changes Cities Skylines: traffic jam, traffic jam never changes

[@Jackth3ripp3rr]

This way you got me to play city skylines 170 hours later I regret nothing

[@AlessandroCecconi]

this is how you make a nice sponsored sketch lol

[@legendary_catzz930]

Didn’t realize it was sponsored, and even though it is, still a good short

[@dannybotepa]

this is one of the only ads i’ve ever enjoyed

[@elmerruiz3505]

bruh, this is awesome. you have no idea how long i've been waiting for this audit. praise the Lord!!