Pro Postal Christmas II - Happy Night

[@ivanthespacehiker4693]

24:33 "In loving memory of Milena Glushko (Anime_Nyuu). You were a wonderful person and will remain in our hearts forever ^_^" Translated from russian. The weapon you get from that secret is a reference to the anime Elfen Leid that she liked.

[@tentacledood5784]

Awe

[@BenersantheBread]

What weapon do you get?

[@ivanthespacehiker4693]

@@BenersantheBread some sort of magical hands from the Elfen Leid. They act like a very fast machete.

[@mrscruffles801]

Wow that's sad

[@ootdega]

Well... My heart just grew three sizes, but I don't think this is how it wanted it to happen

[@ashirogielric2489]

Can’t believe I was able to pick up the subtle difference between normal Civvie voice and cold Civvie voice

[@rickperrine1059]

You're a true fan

[@ModelK-8904]

Same bro

[@Doctor-Infinite]

welp i’ve been spoiled by the comments lmao yeah i agree

[@ilkeshostvids44354]

"Go ahead and pat yourself on the back." - civvie

[@FlashTheSnowman1]

i miss shitty audio civvie lol

[@bogixl8806]

14:11 that gave me whiplash. I thought the Quake 3 BFG was going to be the peak oddity of the mod, then it pulls Undertale out of nowhere

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

I think the most fucked up part is that tonally it makes perfect sense since Postal 2 and Undertale share the same basic gameplay conceit of "You don't have to kill anyone, but you WILL be fighting for your goddamn life either way." Postal 2 even has a pacifist run ranking!

[@Confussed-Oddish]

@@spinyjustspiny3289 Undertail is secretly a Postal 2 sequel.

[@jcdenton6427]

@@Confussed-Oddish prequel

[@Confussed-Oddish]

@@jcdenton6427 Frisk = Postal Dude confirmed?

[@salmon_wine]

@@Confussed-Oddish >underTAIL kek

[@sevrengrey3689]

"Infidel! I crash a plane into your mother!" Holy shit I didn't expect that line lol.

[@cookieface80]

It's from the vanilla game, I think it's just an agro line that they say at random.

[@hollenhammer]

@@cookieface80 I remember being very drunk and playing Share The Pain with friends. It's one of the taunts when you use the Bin Laden skin. I laughed so hard I had to stop playing for a while

[@nickdirienzo2849]

I said that to my mother and she said "Go ahead"!

[@steelgriffin7716]

Civvie's genuine laugh sells it too.

[@snakethefox9586]

replying at 747 likes

[@Scarfulhu]

Congrats on working 'scromiting' into the script for this one.

[@Civvie11]

It dropped right into my lap.

[@insurgentlowcash7564]

@@Civvie11 Dude that whole moment had me literally standing laughing! The absurdity of it all!

[@afivey]

"Scromiting" sounds like pranking Rickroll style but without Rick Astley and instead Rule 34 for Wallace & Gromit.

[@FoxMacLeod2501]

That portmanteau, "scromiting," was a legit bit of nonchalant comedy precious metal!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Ooh my nads.

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

I love the idea that Dude and his Dad have a father-son relationship built exclusively around Dad being an absolutely unhinged lunatic that exclusively murders people for fun, and the Dude being a PARTIALLY unhinged lunatic that murders people to convenience himself. Like they're playing the most fucked up game of cops and robbers.

[@drdoctor2362]

I swear that theres a brain wave that goes through everybody when civvie uploads. All of us think about it simultaneously.

[@tempuraaaaa]

exactly what i was thinking, "should be a new civvie this time this month" and 46 seconds ago for me there was.

[@faoltaem]

same dude, i knew

[@PRI3STSPAGE]

Wtf. You're goddamn right

[@peanutbutterdijonnaise]

Ctrl-V

[@roninmarketingproductions]

I literally just saw it pop up a minute after he got it on there.

[@Gupiczek2117]

"A Christmas tree! Guess it's never too early to introduce a major fire hazard into the home."

[@DisorientedWanderer]

Why not? We plug 12 things into one outlet so I see no problem with it.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

I didn't expect to see Stewie.

[@davidoom]

My boy Civvie doing again Postal during Christmas. So happy!

[@sorrenblitz805]

Your comment reads like slav-jank 😂

[@baconweave5159]

Merry Christmas my fellow Men ages 25 to 45

[@DuskFox7]

thanks dad

[@justinbruce9808]

Many good eatins and Christmas dranks to you all Even non alcoholic eggnog, I ain’t judging kings

[@siegfriedgottz698]

Thanks bud crack a cold one for us

[@Cappytain101]

I’ll drink to that!

[@alexanderrahl7034]

@Justin Bruce non alcoholic eggnog is fine too. Just add 3 spoonfuls of nutmeg and make it a Malcom X eggnog. ... ... ...I'm not responsible if that kills anyone who reads this. Do it in minecraft and all that lol

[@WolfyFancyLads]

You know, as old as it is, the amount of references they put in, as old as some of them are, is actually impressive. And somehow still decent, it's not like "Urgh, cringy humour time", they somehow feel like a decent addition to the mod and not just tacked on.

[@benismann]

i think postal setting helps a lot. Like yea postal is filled with dated humor, might as well find some enjoyment in it

[@guilhermehank4938]

The key is to not overstate its welcome.

[@garrettsattem4799]

“Funny story, I stole it off of this serial killer while I was doing a job for the Grinch, who got his leg blown off by a suicide bomber.” That is the most ‘Postal’ sentence I have ever heard in my life. Merry Christmas, Civvie!

[@Spadetothebrain]

14:14 this is the last type of reference I’d expect to see in a mod for postal 2 of all things

[@DudeWithPineapple]

That game hit indie and Internet scene like a truck, a few weeks after it released. I'll sort be surprised if indie projects didn't give a nod to it within the first two years of it's original release.

[@shiethegal]

A real surprise would be if Deltarune made a Postal reference.

[@Spadetothebrain]

@@shiethegal now that i would pay to see!

[@5uperM]

@@shiethegal that'd be interesting.

[@schizofreniccunt1952]

@@shiethegal Susie packs a Uzi

[@fmsyntheses]

Now The Dude needs to have a tropical adventure.

[@mrscruffles801]

And a "Dude it out in DC" expansion

[@KiatnissNZ]

Dude needs a vacation

[@jhj22]

There are two Tropical themed mods for Postal 2. One is Postal 2 Tropic, which changes the classic Postal 2 into a tropical city and Postal 2 Tropical Mod, which gives an entire new story line on a tropic island.

[@arthurbarros5189]

He could come to brazil, be robbererd and then fight the drug dealers, corrupt police and other weirder creatures you can find around here.

[@mrscruffles801]

@@arthurbarros5189 Or the cartel in Mexico.

[@BigHailFan]

I like how he finds the Undertale reference and he's like "Moving on."

[@Exerillo]

24:27 That's an Elfen Lied reference btw, an anime that the person that was dedicated to watched. BTW, I'm glad you actually played the REAL Postal Christmas workshop game.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Memorialized with an Elfen Lied reference... that's... an odd choice... but oddly fitting for Postal.

[@SuperPerry1000]

Okay the Sanic joke actually got a laugh out of me this time. The Sonic Adventure 2 shoes was a nice touch. Honestly, it IS nice RWS hired a lot of the people who worked on this mod to make Postal 4. It still blows my mind that RWS, of all developers, are the ones truly passionate about their creation. Postal 4 is a janky mess but it's more than just a name on a release calender or the ticket to Bobby Koprick's second island purchase. It's made with heart and soul, even if it doesn't always shine. And there's just something...nice about that. Merry Christmas Civvie.

[@xAxCx]

Bobby "Boob Milk" Koprick (apt last name) stepped down. It's some other douchebag now

[@SuperPerry1000]

@@xAxCx It doesn't matter. Same old parasitic old shits. Also means Kotick got away with his abuse scott-free because damn this fucking termite ball.

[@xAxCx]

@@SuperPerry1000 Man, I haven't thought of that, but you're right about Koprick. Now I'm sad and mad. Fuck this termite ball to hell.

[@orinyakobold9022]

*Bobby Kockdicks (and yes to everything in your comment, it's really heartwarming)

[@RubyRangerr]

The Dude delivering the presents was so heartwarming and full of Christmas spirit that it put a smile on my face and made my heart grow three sizes. I needed that this year, so thank you Postal Dude. And Civvie, too, I guess.

[@iliveagain5933]

hey ruby! love your videos bro

[@RubyRangerr]

@@iliveagain5933 oh hey! Thank you so much, I really appreciate that!

[@corruleumblue3317]

Thank you for not only having subtitles but also crediting your subtitlers. Really shows the commitment you have to making something *everyone* can enjoy. Also I was not expecting to have an existential crisis over christmas trees today but I'm not complaining.

[@AliaImmortalis]

👍

[@ryanmac8829]

"Pre-2010's internet" was the best version of the internet. Good times.

[@TheWarmotor]

"We're gonna need a bigger crackpipe" should be Civvie's official slogan.

[@ellekringo395]

As an eastern European and A person who grew. Up with postal thank you ,for this Civvie . You always will warm my Heart . Merry Christmas, and happy new year

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Of all the places for an Undertale reference, a Postal Christmas mod is not one I would expect Merry early Christmas Civvie!

[@therealshug]

9:20 the romero face flashes are getting so good

[@smackerooonii7001]

I assumed that Postal Dude took the contents of the gifts out and put bombs in the presents instead. But, him and his dad giving the orphans a chainsaw to open the presents was nice too

[@TheFucere]

Thanks civvie, im currently locked down for quarantine in a PTSD ward after 8 years of service in the US marines and this made my day a little bit better, so thanks.

[@madmonty4761]

Hope you break out

[@TheRealAtello]

Civvie and obscure postal mods, a true Christmas tradition. Like kissing under the mistletoe, or covering grandma with a blanket after she piledrives the dining table naked after going a bit too hard on her nitroglycerin.

[@DisorientedWanderer]

Thought my grandma was the only one to do that

[@ArcturusOTE]

Sometimes it surprises me that an explosive is used as heart medication

[@TheRealAtello]

@@ArcturusOTE imagine the looks the guy got who tried it first.

[@DisorientedWanderer]

@@ArcturusOTE it's an explosive? I always associated it with that super freezy stuff from terminator 2

[@alwombat7]

​@@DisorientedWandererthat is liquid nitrogen

[@artyomalekseyevichchyornyj3746]

Once again Civvie brings us much Christmas cheer in the best way he knows: massacring innocents and painting the streets red (Wow, really getting into the holiday spirit!) with our favorite dude! This is the best early Christmas present I could have asked for!

[@DPCP-h9u]

17:25 You sneaky glorious inmate. Playing "A Real Hero" on the low. You are truly a Real Human Being, and a Real Hero.

[@attractivegd9531]

Merry Christmas Civvie 11! You were a nice slave this year, the video production rate was good my man. It was hilarous to see the Quake 3 Arena's plasma gun in Postal.

[@Helios8170]

Couldn't think of a better gift for my 21st birthday. Thanks, Civvie!

[@Dequ011]

epic games is giving every single isometric fallout game for free today

[@felipearellano2811]

Happy birthday Helios, good holiday season for you!

[@ArcturusOTE]

HBD and have a wonderful holiday!

[@TheGreatPooyah]

Postal Xmas is one of Civvies best videos… and here we go with round 2 let’s go

[@camillosteuss]

Hahaha, wow, so great seeing fresh postal 2 stuff... the matrix idea implementation was a good practical joke and the rest of the mod apart from some voices was quite a success... It was a pleasure seeing ya play this through!

[@woadblue]

13:45 my new favorite out of context civvie quote

[@Soundwave04]

Going nuts with Plasma weaponry is a great way to spend Christmas! I think there was a bit of an ambiguous syntax when Tony said "We stopped f*cking fanatics"

[@XEvil9]

Thank you for playing it Civvie And of course happy holidays folks!

[@adrian5409]

ive rewatched the pro postal series so many times, excited to watch this!

[@DrumsTheWord]

Merry Christmas, buddy. Thank you for the amazing content over the past year. I get so excited to see new videos from you...you fill my inbox with salt and joy!

[@Andrew28b]

So nice of civvies care givers to let him upload such a cheery video in a nice cozy cabin.

[@JoeTAC]

And here I was on a nostalgic binge watching pro postal and ludichristmas and what do I get? Both at once.

[@electricboogaloo8615]

Oh boy this is gonna be a wild one.

[@funnyyellowdog2251]

This has been one tough year, and ending it with a Pro Postal is one of the best ways to end it. To anyone seeing this, Merry Christmas :]

[@pRaX85815]

That was some wholesome family entertainment. Merry Christmas everyone and a happy new year.

[@foggygolem]

8:52 God Damnit! Dark Heresy Continues to find ways to lurch back up and haunt me

[@muttipi]

happy night was one of the first postal 2 mods I played when they added steam workshop compatibility, seeing this video is a real christmas miracle. Postal dude life was also a great mod, this video makes me want to revisit postal 2.

[@Emoziga]

24:32 Here is the translation for those who interested: "In memory of Milena Glushko (her nickname). You were a wonderful person and will always remain in our hearts."

[@Milkbutter]

Damn.

[@LeGeNdSlAyEr2234]

Merry Christmas civvie. May the view from your holding cell be splendid

[@LetsGoMakeMistakes]

The best Christmas gift KZbin can provide: Civvie 11.

[@eezokk]

This can't be good for me but i feel great

[@neino36]

The whole video I had a shit eating grin on my face, laughing out loud occasionally. Thanks for the awesome vid, Civvie. And happy holidays.

[@Thaif010]

The timing is impeccable. Have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy the New Year you strange and delightful man.

[@warriorsrace6960]

Merry Christmas Civvie 11, and Happy New Year!

[@bogixl8806]

Love the use of "Kitchen Ace", definitely my favorite Doom song. Love Andrew Hulshult's rendition for anyone who hasn't heard it

[@DjentFoxProductions]

The System of a Down reference at 3:31 was mint.

[@rley3826]

I’m supposed Civvie didn’t say anything about it lmao

[@clrodrick]

The genius with Civvie vids is it really does help if one has played the game beforehand as Civvie is not always holding hands on game info. Having said that Civvie always does an amazing job of including enough info to get one primed to dive into the game oneself to experience it

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Civvie uploads a new Christmas episode. Me: This can't be good for me but i feel great.

[@danielhall5226]

Merry Christmas from Australia Civvie. Thanks for everything.

[@Seki1987]

Merry Christmas, Civvie. Wish you and the crew on the block the very best.

[@CleverCover05]

The Sanic Adventure woke me up because I usually send myself off to sleep with your lovely voice and the noise of murder in the background. I was afraid I accidentally opened my music playlist. Fun video and a mostly wholesome ending.

[@XEvil9]

Was sanic that bad so it woke you up?

[@CleverCover05]

@@XEvil9 oh no, I love that song. Its just jarring to hear that music after being lulled to sleep by shooty bang bang noises and computer generated screaming. Good thing too, because I was at work.

[@OKNewman]

22:39 Not enough games have moments where you simultaneously have to crouch jump and smoke crack as fast as you can to save your own life. Really helps elevate the media into a form of high art.

[@gumeater6371]

The mental lapse that occurred seeing an undertale reference in a postal 2 mod- led along a Civvie vid- is paralleled only by strokes.

[@kemox3329]

Merry Christmas Civvie!

[@thekillingjoke8982]

This is the second shittiest day this year and i appreciate you releasing a video right now. Thank you for that.

[@unduloid]

Those selfies in the end ... so wholesome!

[@glub-kitchen-imp]

The best part of the month, a new Civvie video, also missed opportunity to have a Civvie version of the Grinch while stealing said presents song

[@chrisbingley]

Civvie abusing the Hell Doggo glitch is the Christmas present I needed.

[@vitalitydoesstuff3603]

Civvie11 has such a good chuckle, almost makes you wish he played games that make him do it more

[@joeyparkhill8751]

6:13 That brick phone has SOME uses: Making phone calls, playing Snake & Bludgeoning people to death spring to mind...

[@Embrace_Nothingness]

i was waiting for this one after the glowing reviews I've heard. thanks for being such a champ civvie

[@morbidone88]

Hell yeah! Merry Xmas civvie, and to all of you as well, merry f'n Xmas!

[@deananderson6896]

Another great Christmas with postal dude! Thank you and have a merry Christmas Civvie. To bad cancer mouse couldn't be in this vid.

[@nicosthompson1219]

It ain't Christmas til Civvie posts a holiday video

[@598bryce]

Thank you, Civvie. This is a GREAT Christmas gift.

[@Mogg798]

Would love to see Civvie play EYE Divine Cybermancy, its a perfect balance of having both silly jank and unique gameplay mechanics in one small game.

[@saschabewermeier3636]

Thank you civvie and have a nice Christmas.

[@chris92945]

Only Civvie can celebrate the joy of Christmas with Postal.

[@ianmcsherry5254]

Ahh, it's just about 1am here in Scotland, and I was looking for a relaxing, informative, edifying video to send me off to sleep. Lo! A new Civvie video! Not perfect, but ****, it'll do. 🙂

[@themarlboromandalorian]

YEAH CHRISTMAS CIVVIE! I LOVE YOU MAN. Don't opt for too much corrective treatment this season. Too cold to be expounding fluids.

[@Lex-dw7ng]

I really like that Corkscrew Rules has become the metric for "affront to basic human decency" levels of a game. Merry fuckin Christmas Civvie. Thanks for all the laughs

[@abysswalker2115]

Some one stole all my donuts, now you’re all gonna pay

[@natethegamelord]

Truly the best way to lead into Christmas. Glad to see more postal Christmas mods. Only Civvie knows how to make a good Christmas even better!

[@Anksikk]

The ongoing story arc of the hell doggos becoming civvies best friends is really heart warming.

[@laserdragonflying966]

Merry Killings Civvie and a happy New Boooom!!!💥💥 Also 10/10 maggotcorpses on the first half of the introduction, there is no end to the depth of your mind.

[@yourpalsammy9773]

They straight up sawed the dude's junk off. Lmao

[@hilbert7179]

39:30 Well. If you can't beat 'em. *Join them.*

[@thatguylego7667]

This is the best Christmas present that i didnt even ask for

[@OldJerzyDevil]

So much warmth, nostalgia and surprises that my dried up triple black heart grew three sizes! Thank you Civie, that was a much better way to celebrate then watching that damn Christmass Story movie 12 fucking times!

[@LindarFF9]

Aww, Postal Dude giving presents to the kids, he does care that's so sweet-- *sees Postal Dad going in with chainsaw* ..oh.. D:

[@casizle377]

Hey Civvie just wanted to say I discovered you about 6 months ago and you quickly become my favorite youtube-r of all time. I have your episodes consistently on repeat, at the for the most part the 'retro-style' FPS releases. You effectively allowed the discovery of some of these old-school build engine shooters that passed me by in the 90s like blood, as well as inspired me to obsessively fall in love with and play through these games (blood is now my favorite). If you take anything away from your popularity with this 'youtube thing', just know that you're hitting deep with 30-something year old gamers that are still finding the diamonds you're highlighting. Thank you, Civvie 11 and fuck off Randy.

[@kirbysbestfan]

34:15 Holy shit I wasn't ready for that.

[@WrightOnTarget]

This one's truly brilliant. I love the way you deliver the "Ladies and Gentlemen, we've stolen Christmas!" was amazing, that whole segment was great

[@Iron_Soil]

nothing makes chrismas better than a postal video

[@spearhead7777]

0:38 get better soon civvie and happy holidays!

[@andrewravenholm3170]

Civvie blessing with content while I’m sitting here during blackout in Ukraine.

[@mchyiporosty]

take care man

[@DeaconPain]

godspeed you

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 ♥

[@fadedGun]

The reason for the season is pleasing.

[@eldeefitty4473]

Anyone notice the string version of System of a Down's Vicinity of Obscenity over the "Happy Night" title screen? Fits p well

[@ShikariHybryd]

Unmissable (if you know the song). It's a classic

[@bcgazero6472]

Thats what i was just thinking about rn

[@andrewcooke4251]

Not even off the ads and I’ve liked this video. Civvie + postal = gold

[@TheGreatPooyah]

The Suicide Bomber dropping chocolate gifts in the jail cell had me cackling like a hyena

[@Diazepamo]

This was christmas magic. If my dear granny would still be alive we'll watch this together. thank you Civvie and all of you here on youtube have a wonderful christmas!

[@papayer]

Not gonna lie, the moment I saw the fat guy drag the body around my eyes widened. That was some legit impressive shit.