A VERY PRO POSTAL CHRISTMAS

[@jackblack3718]

I love how Civvie keeps finding cheaper and cheaper crack and killing dealers who overcharged him until the crack gets so cheap it literally rains down upon him from the sky.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Now I have the mental image of Civvie walking out of a portal, saying "excuse me what?" as he's buried by 100,000 crack pipes raining from the sky, then yelling "WHAT THE FUCK?!" as he bursts out of the pile. ...y'know, considering that Civvie is now a canon character in Postal 4, maybe this is how he got his inventory? He crossed dimensions by way of an occult ritual, ended up taking a detour to the Crack Dimension, and finally ended up starting a new life in Edensin.

[@solairewarriorofthesun9213]

this is amazing

[@GmodPlusWoW]

@Denam Pretty much, I guess. After all, given RWS's appreciation for Civvie, I wouldn't be surprised if this Christmas special helped inspire the character of Postal Civvie being a crack dealer who sells it so cheaply. For all we know, Postal Civvie still knows the incantations needed to open a portal to the Crack Dimension, enabling him to sell Health Pipes super cheap while still seeing a satisfactory net profit. Maybe this could even lead to a sidequest on Friday, where Civvie calls on the Dude to enter the Crack Dimension to combat the insidious Smackarii, intrusive eldritch gribblers made of elemental heroin. "I can't have these rat-fuckin' bastards tainting my product, y'hear?"

[@singletona082]

@@GmodPlusWoW wait civvie is canon to postal now?

[@GmodPlusWoW]

@@singletona082 Yeah, he's the main crack-dealer in Postal 4 at the moment. Look for "Civvie's Medicinal Emporium", otherwise known as "Civvie's Crack Shack", and you'll find him there selling Health Pipes for 20 bucks a pop.

[@MarphitimusBlackimus]

This Steam Workshop version of AVPC is well-intentioned, but unfortunately a great deal was lost in the conversion process. It's the only version with a working errands list and (sorta) working map, but the original code wasn't ported over, so most of the new weapons, NPCs, and so forth were lost and substituted with very different replacements. Rather than Garys and CrocoGarys, the mausoleum and cave were supposed to have Gremlin movie Gremlins that could be fed and tamed like dogs.

[@thecoolcatsproductions8034]

so what else is diffrent i wish Civvie has done that version

[@Civvie11]

MARPHY RETURNS TO DROP HIS ENDLESS KNOWLEDGE ON US.

[@ghoulhellbilly2528]

@@Civvie11 Civboy, is pro blood 3 gonna drop on the last monday of the year? that would wrap 2018 real good

[@Civvie11]

Probably won't have a video that soon because of the holidays, but that's the next one coming.

[@ghoulhellbilly2528]

@@Civvie11its okay, but i hope i finish episode 3 before you put up the video also: i have some time ago realized that i am that kinda pal that when gets drunk and hears somebody talking about shooter games at a party, starts rambling on about build engine trilogy and why they're delicious - and then i introduce my pals to your pro series

[@Pecogo1]

"I have three dozen crack pipes, I'm practically invincible"

[@karisasani7006]

Anyone else who says that; *Gets a rocket to the face one shotting them*

[@Dickkickem460]

That's what most crackheads say before they get shot

[@AlmostAzun]

@@Dickkickem460 they would be invincible if they spammed t

[@ShotgunSurge0n058]

"i have three dozen crack pipes. I'm practically-" *title card, blood splatter*

[@argentsin3199]

8:14 Civvie sells it for $10 in Postal 4. Now _that's_ a steal. He makes you wait in line though and freaks out if you attack anyone in his store so sometimes that can take a while due to NPCs not moving in the line.

[@xotl2780]

The notion of Civvie disapproving of line-budging is preposterous.

[@captainahab2711]

@@xotl2780 now I sure as shit wanna play Postal 4

[@ohmygoditisspider7953]

@@xotl2780 remember, discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to our beloved boomer. And truthfully I agree with him.

[@UnfitElvis3rd]

@@xotl2780 Now that you mention it I feel like it would be way more in character for Civvie to watch The Dude murder a line of customers and then respond with “Yeah I can’t blame you I woulda done the same”

[@cushpnk]

It's the beta, my guess is that they're gonna bump the price up.

[@generalhorseradish1702]

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ME, BUT I FEEL GREAT

[@ootdega]

_THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ME, BUT I FEEL GREAT_

[@Skyrilla]

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ME, BUT I FEEL GREAT

[@DaveMiller6042]

*THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ME, BUT I FEEL GREAT*

[@mrasbestos9127]

ThIs CaNt Be GoOd FoR mE, bUt I fEeL gReAt

[@chickenanims9895]

T H I S C A N T B E G O O D F O R M E B U T I F E E L G R E A T

[@Connor-dl4hq]

Imagine if every time someone hit crack in Chicago or New York you’d hear “This can’t be good for me but I feel great!”... *o h g o d h o w h o r r i f y i n g*

[@julianlocileno2968]

No one would be able to sleep

[@idiot5292]

The gep gun

[@somegoddamnstupidname6595]

say i wont

[@bananabuns1369]

@@julianlocileno2968 i think that's why new york is called a city that never sleeps

[@zackschilling4376]

Chicago is a heroin city

[@thezambambo2184]

"There's evil in this town, it can't be Christmas until it is cleansed!" Careful there Civvie, you're startin to sound like Dude Sr.

[@thatoneguy3921]

thankfully he's not as good at Postal 1

[@TheTestoyer]

Dude sr died before the events of postal 1, it's heavily believed postal 3 dude was responsible for 1

[@zigfaust]

@@TheTestoyer Dude Sr died at the end of P1. You even piss on the same model grave as his in P2 waht do you meaaaan?

[@turricanrocks1552]

@@zigfaust Well, Postal 1 takes place in 1997 if the date in the journal entries between levels are to be mentioned, while Postal Dude Sr. died in 1996 according to his grave.

[@crack4184]

@@turricanrocks1552 Probably RWS fucking with us. I mean, their goal is to fuck with everyone

[@DMCdantenero112]

"I have three dozen crack pipes, I'm practically invincible, it's time to win the war on terror again!" I love these out of context quotes from Civvie.

[@timidhobgoblin207]

I love how seriously Civvie takes the acquisition of crack in Postal games, right down to realising the first guy was charging him higher on the price so he heads straight back to murder him :D

[@poofoo5471]

These Croc Colemans are actually daedroth from oblivion

[@noisyheretic215]

I knew it

[@xotl2780]

They clearly had Gary Coleman DNA.

[@petyoszusz]

So the OG Gary Coleman is a Daedric Prince?

[@ianlove4876]

They fooking got the most derpiest creature from oblivion in this game wtf

[@UnfitElvis3rd]

This skooma can’t be good for me, but I feel great

[@glue105]

*THIS REVIEW OF POSTAL CONTENT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ME, BUT I FEEL GREAT!* I REGRET NOTHING. _*Explodes_

[@ethanmueller8218]

*Comes back to life* The last thing I remember was killing Santa.

[@vahlok1426]

Okay, I've played a lot of Postal 2. That was crazy even by Postal standards...

[@OnixTheTeddy]

Question. Why did you pass the chance to call it "Prostal"

[@di5450]

It would sound too similar to 'prostate'

[@OnixTheTeddy]

@@di5450 isn't any pro series a potential pain in the prostate tho

[@di5450]

@@OnixTheTeddy It's rather stimulant to it ;)

[@jay-zdenton6094]

"Pro Postal" does sound a bit like proposal, soooooo...there is a play on words, I guess.

[@handsomebrick]

@@di5450and both words are too similar to 'prostrate' which is too similar to "pro strat".

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

“Looks like some secret areas on these unmarked walls here and-“ SPLAT

[@tubbiele2]

The funniest part :DDD

[@terrorkaka]

19:30 “You’ve got a small army on the- no wait, you have *the* army on it’s way. The van can’t wait, so hustle!”

[@noway9320]

TIGHTEST CREW EVER

[@IamSandpaper]

"This dude looks shady, let's go talk to him." Never change, Civvie.

[@RolloTonéBrownTown]

I love how the muzzle flash for the M16 is just 1 orange circle

[@RsKnDR0991]

*i M M E R S I O N.*

[@RolloTonéBrownTown]

@@RsKnDR0991 great username

[@RsKnDR0991]

@@RolloTonéBrownTown hey thanks fren :)

[@RolloTonéBrownTown]

@@RsKnDR0991 my... Birader

[@christopherwall2121]

It looks like a laser on an episode of 80s Doctor Who

[@patafian]

In Poland you can actually still find boxed copies of Postal 2 with the original AVPC mod, which actually works like intended

[@RajTamil]

It is a tradition in my house that each year we all get together to watch "A very pro postal christmas"

[@escapefr0mslender]

Wack ass family

[@dimitripia5156]

This can’t be good for me *BUT I FEEL GREAT*

[@P1NKPVNK_]

Civvie: [shoots Krotchy, despite the fact that Krotchy is immune to bullets in vanilla] Krotchy: [doesnt die, what did you expect] Civvie: Well I guess I can't take krotchy down... bruh

[@deadchannelxd4782]

Yeah he needs to know

[@zigfaust]

He's explained many times he doesnt really go into hidden mechanics and such in games. It's understandable as even I never knew Krotchy was bullet proof untill I went on a grenade only run and had infinitely easier time with him. Also doesn't help he is still effected by guns with knockdown but takes no damage making it look like your weapons actually have effect on him. I'm willing to bet, besides the clods that learned from the internet, most players never realized he was bullet proof untill we ran out of ammo and had to resort to more explosive means.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I always thought Krotchy was supposed to be a dog biscuits mascot.

[@evanrichards5546]

This cant be good for me but I feel great.This cant be good for me but I feel great.This cant be good for me but I feel great.This cant be good for me but I feel great.This cant be good for me but I feel great.This cant be good for me but I feel great.This cant be good for me but I feel great.

[@elchubacabra2840]

This cant be good for me but I feel great.

[@thunderspark1536]

This can't be good for me but I feel great.

[@metalboozyjupiter6474]

This can't be good for me but I feel great.

[@XzMondayNightzX]

This cant be good for me but I feel great.

[@4Wilko]

14:57

[@missingindy]

The noise that is played when you smoke the weed sounds like you’re trying to get the rest of the soda in a cup when there’s barely any left

[@Gwestytears]

Sounds like my grandmas skin

[@Geyrider]

It’s a bong

[@robertmitchell7133]

Can't wait for the Postal movie review. :^)

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Same

[@Wattstone]

Unironically not that bad of a movie.

[@dirpyturtle69]

@@Wattstone have you not seen it?

[@sinfulreaper5025]

Movie is good, over the top randomness, extreme and insane, also hilarious if you understand the jokes

[@WasheyTGL]

@@sinfulreaper5025 I mean to be fair you need a pretty high IQ to understand postal.

[@Wattstone]

Your content is amazing, your video output is consistent, your production values are great. How the hell aren't you at 300k subs already?

[@vahlok1426]

I asked myself the same thing. Civvie's freaking awesome!

[@unfa00]

I think that's just a matter of time. Share Civvie's videos :)

[@cykanic]

He really deserves more subs

[@GriefingSatori]

Stix N' Stones I would too

[@robobugg459]

wtx TIME TO TELL EVERYONE IN MY DISCORD SERVER ABOUT CIVVIE

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

That seems to be a Daedroth. Guess Dude will have to add "Close Shut the Marble Jaws of Oblivion" to his To-Do list.

[@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604]

17:30 Aaaaand then the Cyberdemon music came on and I lost it. Good choice Civie!

[@Shotokan1001]

Leaning Tower of Babel is the name of the song

[@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604]

@@Shotokan1001 No one told me about id.

[@Shotokan1001]

@@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604 Damn, I can't believe I forgot that, ya Tower of Babel was the remix. Thank you. And I'm from the original Doom era, preeetty embarrassing.

[@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604]

@@Shotokan1001 It's fine, I'm a Doom fanatic, working on mapping for my mod right now. Trying to get it out for Christmas.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604 yo is it done

[@theSemiChrist]

Krotchy is immune to bullets, only explosives hurt him

[@NephilisThylord]

Why in Jesus’ name is the a portal that leads you to a million crackpipes.

[@ThatGuySarabia]

"Looks like some secret areas on these unmarked walls here and-" *walls falls right on top of you and dies* LMAO

[@deadliestvice5356]

The wall dies?

[@no1important777]

"i gotta get out of this cave im smoking too much crack" -civvie 11 you know this could explain the dungeon, too much drugs.

[@vengefulmage9064]

Postal 2 is running on an outdated engine that barely works and yet here we are the best game in the series. Strange how the world works huh?

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

This can't be good for me, but I feel great! / 10!

[@ChaseMC215]

Postal 2 Paradise Lost was the true-ish sequel to Postal 2, taking place after Postal 2 and it's expansion

[@PurpleColonel]

To be fair, if they had the ability to make it well, 3 could have been better.

[@athomicritics]

lots of games like that , Look at Stalker , the fucker will crash on you hard cause the X-ray engine is hold together with ductape but damn is it good

[@chrism1518]

The holy trinity of Build Engine games (Duke 3D, Shadow Warrior, and Blood) are also prime examples of great games running on an engine held together with glue and tape. A slight breeze and it’d fall apart.

[@TheToboen]

Hey civvie… Christmas came early postal 4 is in early access.

[@joejerkoff9095]

Joltfox he’s in the game on the radio

[@Bacxaber]

@@joejerkoff9095 Isn't he also a crack dealer now?

[@darkspawnsenior9488]

Civvie needs more subs, man, this guy got a work ethic and editing style you just dont see anymore.

[@Pc_98_Fan]

"this can't be good for me, but i feel great" Amen, dude

[@scribese7en]

Civvie: "And the police force in this town is..." Throws a grenade in a room housing every cop in town Me: "Dead. *They're dead Dave."*

[@10blinx]

Buncha smegheads

[@zigfaust]

@@10blinx If they wanted to be alive they should have been more useful than the average Rimmer.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

He's dead Jim.

[@christopherwall2121]

Hang on, are you trying to tell me everyone is dead?

[@matthieuleperlier251]

I've never played Postal 2, but it almost seems magic to me. It's the kind of game I would have liked to make when I started learning modding HL2. It just seems like a lovely, wholesome game.

[@davvvvo]

10:44 Seems like the Taliban were able to afford an aircraft with actual landing gear, unlike the National-Guard who just put theirs onto some cinder blocks.

[@ct3000]

This just proves that the reason Gary Coleman was so hard to kill was because he is actually multiple lizard people.

[@flashn00b]

0:24 did Rick Hunter voice the Dude for a mod? Also, those health pipes aren't crack pipes. They're *PISS* pipes

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

Year late, but that line was from the old Christmas patch for POSTAL 1.

[@farribastarfyre]

@@LonelySpaceDetective That's also why the audio quality is lower.

[@shannonnewman3091]

Yes , Rick Hunter did the voice work for me on AVPC

[@OVERKILL142]

Theory: civvie got trapped in an endless loop of santa because he found a whole bunch of crack after exiting a portal and eventually Santa got sick of civvies shit so he just teleported him to edensin

[@LoneWandererCollin]

He sent him to Corkscrew Rules first.

[@salokin3087]

Glad to see your channel finally blowing up, great videos as usual my man!

[@scribese7en]

This went from Civvie 11 to Marble Hornets quick and I love it.

[@super_pretendo]

These overviews are fucking excellent. Civvie is the real Christmas miracle.

[@captainjurgh8142]

Here's Fun Game for the Whole Family: Drink Eggnog every time Civvie throws Krotchy Bomb.

[@baxterbunny4403]

250 eggnog

[@GmansLegends]

I've just found your channel and want you to know the creativity and personality in these videos are so much better than many other youtubers today.

[@happyveliz]

Everyone: "This can't be good for me, but I feel great!" Me: "Sleeeeeep in heavenly P E E E E."

[@karisasani7006]

0:43 The pickup model for the weed in case people were wondering is bong

[@user-ik4nc8ob8h]

This cant be good for me but i feel great

[@andrewjustice4810]

There's something about that god awful christmas intro. Something about it preluding civvie that makes it. So so good. One of the faves

[@henriquec8848]

I am so glad I've found your channel randomly yesterday. Definitely remembers me of the AVGN in a good way.

[@Acorn212]

He's the Angry Postal 2 Nerd!

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@Acorn212 Angry Doom Nerd

[@audiosurfarchive]

Civvie isn't a hack though. And _actually_ funny. And not a has-been YT aristocrat clinging on to any, and all; *attention = likes = money.*

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@audiosurfarchive Jesus Christ, who hurt you?

[@audiosurfarchive]

@@Rad-Dude63andathird Did you find those pack of cigarettes, Dad?

[@thewoods9684]

Rewatching old Civvie videos like "this can't be good for me but I feel great!"

[@angelangelis8362]

Let's be honest, this is why Civvie is in Postal 4 selling crack so cheap. He got so many from this mod he decided to sell them on the cheap.

[@Innomen]

Binge watched the entire playlist. Time well spent.

[@anamusingidiot2565]

Civvie after going through the rift: "Cocainum!"

[@ryan_currently_awake8445]

*kills two police men* “Ok, that’s it”

[@Cthuloop]

Easily one of my favorite channels, bravo Civvie, keep on being rad!!

[@fimmywa]

Oh hey weird, at 00:04 the billboard at the back advertising "Mr Brain's pork gamerwords" is an actual real food native to my country and yes they're really called that. It's a meatball with liver and stuff. Tastes great.

[@PurddyBirddy]

Postal 4 just got released into early access today, you know what to do Civvie

[@tatarilives8887]

Been playing Postal 2 again because of your videos. Merry Chirstmas!

[@restlessfrager]

I'm such a nerd I got chills when hearing the Tower of Babel theme.

[@DanielEhlmann]

*_THIS CANT BE GOOD FOR ME BUT I FEEL GREAT_*

[@598bryce]

The inside of the trailer is much nicer than I expected

[@tHiNk413]

I heard, Santa is supposed to be one HECK of a knife fighter. But that's just intergalactic rumours spread by the Easter Bunny...

[@michaelbuehler3897]

It's almost Christmas, time to rewatch this.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

Those gremlins are the daedroth skin from elderscrolls oblivion. They later used the model on deathclaws in fallout 3 and new vegas.

[@cinnamontoast1586]

you really gotta be on crack to come up with an idea of ripping models of daedroths from oblivion and putting them into a postal mod

[@Hellzonest]

Another case of KZbin's Recommendations bringing me to another amazing youtuber with incredible quality content that just doesn't have the recognition they deserve, you got a subscribe from me

[@DBZking119]

"this mod sure treats the player like it's Christmas, you walk into a garage theirs 4 crack pipes sittin there"

[@InvinciblKillerQueen]

The Postal Dude bitching out a kid for spelling poorly while also not knowing how to write is an A++ gag.

[@deusvult5124]

I swear, Civvie must be Postal Dude reincarnate.

[@ArcturusOTE]

Or at least one that channels his inner demons by playing old school games instead of massacring his state

[@RockyPixel]

Why do you think he’s incarcerated?

[@GmanForTheFreeman]

Steam Workshop really is hit or miss Some games like Gmod its a god send most others not so much

[@hody.8381]

I guess they never miss, huh?

[@DaveMiller6042]

@@hody.8381 really dude?

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@hody.8381 no, ger back to your corner bad hody, bad

[@gotd4m]

Channel is groing fast!! Im happy to see that. Been watching for about a month. I have binge watched all of your videos!! Keep up the goodwork!!

[@corruleumblue3317]

"Why is the water deadly?" Maybe it's holy water and The Dude is *that* evil? :P

[@PurvisT.Stinkbug]

It's a reference to "the lake of fire", which is actually a deposit of burning sulfur found in coal mines or volcanic caverns or something. The sulfur burns blue and ripples like a windswept pond. The classical, Dantean depiction of Hell is loosely based on reality.

[@jor4114]

Now this is the true Christmas experience.

[@iroxudont]

*POSTAL 2: THE CRACKENING*

[@sreya9663]

"And that the fuck are these lizards?!" Oh shit that's a small Daedroth

[@greyfishbed8774]

21:06 H a l f L i f e R E F e R a n c e

[@jamessullysolipsist4860]

3:16 ''I don't have nearly enough drug money, that could be an issue going forward'' Imma get that on a t shirt

[@johnmoo8072]

This is the best thing I could receive before Christmas :,3 Thanks Civvie, remember: don't shoot Santa, maybe lay off the crack a bit not sure if one man has the ability to smoke that much, and watch out for the Ghost of Gary Coleman (rip) Have a very Crouchy Christmas everyone 🎄🐄

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

1:30 What? He's just out on the field testing out that new military stealth suit prototype! Still has a few bugs that need to be sorted out sure, but impressive none the less!

[@filipinorunemaster24]

This is the shit that keeps me glued to my phone and computer screen when watching Civvie. The fact that Daedroths (those big lizard humanoids you blast in the church, and a reptilian type of Daedra and servant of the Daedric Princes in The Elder Scrolls series) are here made me laugh even harder

[@Ph0s451]

As a lifelong resident of Maine I can say this is accurate

[@BonesAlexander]

If you're still wondering what those lizard things are, they're monsters from Oblivion.

[@gamerboy218]

Civvie can't be good for me, but I feel great!

[@karisasani7006]

My guess as to why these cops weren't fooled by the disguise is that they know the residents like the back of their hand.

[@taylorkelly6414]

I can't stop watching your videos Civvie. Your content is as addictive as Postal II crack.

[@zack_0psgaming150]

ahhhh postal, the game where you win the war on terror by losing the war on drugs!

[@jessb5437]

I only found out about you like a month ago Civvie. But every video you put is great. I personally can't wait for the rest of the Pro Blood series. Merry Christmas.

[@БорисЛебедзинский]

Man, thanks for all this Postal videos. I love those games, but i never has the pations to beat them - you did this for me, thanks. And Merry Christmas!

[@theSemiChrist]

Not gonna lie. Replaying Postal 2 a Week in Paradise and I'm jealous af of the 10,000 crack pipes.

[@Crowley9]

It takes about three seconds to smoke a crack pipe in this game. Therefore, smoking all those 101 038 pipes at the fastest possible rate would take nine hours and 21 minutes.

[@Knuhben]

This cant be good for me but i feel great! Absolutely love it :D one of your best videos

[@Hugmir]

Videos like these are like a comfy happy place.

[@ChocorocK]

Merry Christmas Civvie11. Well i suppose it would be a Christmas for you for quite a while.

[@deanfaeknaem2990]

This is a beautifully over the top video and definitely my favorite thing I've seen from Civvie so far in my incessant, irresponsible binging. I've quit my job and only eat flour vitamin milk balls that I've boiled down to nutritious goodness. I haven't slept in days. Send help.

[@hikikomorihachiko]

I'm so glad I found this channel. Keep up the good work, dude!

[@moebius2k103]

I've finished every Postal game multiple times except this one and it is only now that I realise why I've never finished this one. Son of a biscuit. I enjoyed the christmas music Civvie.

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

I like to think this mod is a hallucination that takes place in the Dude's mind when he's in the Hospital after shooting himse-er I mean after his "unfortunate firearms accident" since Gary is shown alive in Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost. And with how the Dude was passed out and stuck in a time loop caused by Santa, it makes perfect sense.

[@BlackV4You]

Civvie! I´d love to see you play some clive barker's undying! :)

[@Maggerama]

I second this!

[@Innomen]

Thirded. That is a brilliant fucking idea.

[@slappingshrimp4661]

Or Jericho

[@jamescarrino3696]

Well don't you feel lucky?

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@jamescarrino3696 do ya, punk

[@Jacketx]

A must play classic for the whole family.