We raced the most chaotic Mario Odyssey challenge

Please don’t comment talk tuah… we’ve had enough
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edited by AllieTheWump
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[@wiggletonthewise2141]

I’m glad CJ finally stopped calling it “the worst Mario Odyssey challenge” and finally came to terms with the fact that he actually enjoys doing this more than most people in the community

[@CrashCubeZeroOne]

I mostly remember him referring to 100% taĺkatoo, which is very justified.

[@kellyedwards421]

I usually root for the obvious underdog in any verses video I watch. This is the first time I've rooted for Smallant

[@DevourerSated]

Same. It felt good to see small ant not win something for once

[@Gabe-78]

I always root for fir 😂

[@greepinggomers6142]

@@DevourerSatedcjya has always been better than smallant. so its really impressive smallant has even been winning these. i have always rooted for smant anytime but its sad he lost the abilities he used to have. (i prolly always root for smant because i have been a long time fan)

[@Ordinaryhumanbeing-cg5vx]

@@greepinggomers6142Cj has not been better than smant most of the time. Cj may have better outright gameplay and speedrunning skill, but smant is smarter and is a lot better at things that Cj doesn’t have more experience than him in. They’re both good, but saying Cj is better than smant is definitely just wrong. Smant winning the second match and almost winning the third, even when Cj has done this run with the same translated moon names multiple times, shows how good smant is and that they’re probably of equal skill.

[@_poisoned]

i usually just root for smant bc i first discovered these sorta vids from him.. and if i'm not rooting for smant, its cj

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

Mmm, my favorite place in Mario Odyssey, “Lake Lamordesj?n”

[@chrislawson3536]

45:40 EDITOR YOU MISSED THE BONK, THIS IS ILLEGAL, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@MrCatzWiiU]

8:30 as well

[@coleslaw4040]

@@MrCatzWiiU it was put on 8:30

[@pokezach494_]

@@chrislawson3536 It’s a different editor than normal, she barely showed SmallAnts’ perspective as well 🥲

[@Zora412]

39:05 one here

[@MrCatzWiiU]

@@coleslaw4040 oh I’m just blind lmao, just woke up a bit after I sent that

[@Waffles17643]

Technically the optimal strategy would’ve been to throw game one and lose by like 3 hours so u can learn all the moon names and reverse sweep

[@randomname285]

would only really work if you carried on playing after the other person finished, otherwise you wouldn't know any for the later kingdoms, also its a hell of a risk completely throwing one

[@kaiheale8317]

Watched this video yesterday and today I walked past a cafe called Lavante. So I ended up looking like a lunatic laughing in the middle of the street for no reason lmao

[@leesmith9161]

31:13 Pharaoh Thutmoses I of the 18th dynasty in Egypt in 1500 BC conquering a strategic buffer zone between Egypt and the Hittite Empire

[@tiredeq]

this is unreasonably funny

[@Bupboy]

Creativity like this is the reason recontextualization jokes are top 3 for me

[@sleepyrose69]

white pharaoh cjya

[@emilyrln]

Lmfaoooo

[@DawidOchot]

2:03 Smallant is way too relatable Also in Bowser's kingdom, CJ just pulled out his credit card

[@robertpashchuk7565]

fax

[@Luffy267-p1d]

Fax

[@hugoforcada2167]

13:08 This moon probably got translated into spanish, because bench and bank are the same word in spanish, "banco"

[@MrTobiT]

Same for German

[@Bomsanchu]

same for the netherlands both are "bank" in dutch

[@Rebublic_of_austria]

German too

[@fowox_]

dutch too

[@stevenholleman]

Dutch also has metro as word for subway

[@player_ranfie]

13:10 for refernce a bench in german, dutch and belgium is bank so that might be it

[@pholidia8175]

Belgian isn't a language btw, north half of the country speaks a dialect of Dutch, south a dialect of French and there's a little corner that speaks German

[@joseantoniorodrigueslopes6979]

As well as in portuguese, I can relate.

[@tijmmeulendijks6469]

yah when i saw bank i thought the same, bank means both bank and bench

[@PhantomOfficial07]

@@pholidia8175 no its real i speak belgian as my first language and american as my second

[@JamesAddams-yu8dy]

@@PhantomOfficial07 ja? Laat je Belgisch maar horen dan, it's just Flemish or Dutch or another dialect

[@stone5against1]

25:00 "It's not cheating, it's AIr Bud rules!"

[@Bupboy]

34:10 the reason this happened was because the poison entered mario's bloodstream and killed him after he warped

[@tobi_play3802]

Underrated comment

[@ShuckleShellAnemia]

Next time you and Smant hide n seek together you have the perfect code names for places that nobody else will know

[@pair_of_dice]

captain toad has died for the second time, he still couldn't avoid the wall decorations. guess he couldn't escape the crazy people with problem's second pan of attack, cause he forgot his password to Shiveria.

[@Mechanical_mishaps]

Video idea MOON lock out where the game has been modded where you can't collect a moon someone else has collected who gets to the end of the game first.

[@loyalimperial]

Wouldn't you get possibly be softlocked in Lost?

[@Mechanical_mishaps]

@@loyalimperial possibly. It may need to be done with the moon rock moons unlocked as well.

[@Bupboy]

​@@Mechanical_mishapssoftlocks could also be prevented by shrinking or enlarging the "board" depending on the kingdom

[@Mechanical_mishaps]

@@Bupboy this is also true.

[@Gabe-78]

🤯🤯🤯

[@Frogg-YT]

mario odyssey videos like this around halloween time is peak vibes

[@longpenguinboi5824]

"merging with baggage" me after a successful therapy session

[@rakitox]

Dropping an F for Captain Toad May he forever rest in peace

[@FanOfZigzagoon]

NGL that last Luncheon was truly insane

[@mintyemerald3935]

Scut just means, "the short tail of a hare, rabbit, or deer."

[@DevourerSated]

hey you can’t say that

[@purpleluckxd371]

It is also an Irish insult, according to Google

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

still sounds like a slur tho

[@eimazd]

I'm really surprised it was so close. Having seen a lot of renamed moons beforehand seems like it would be a massive advantage.

[@cjya]

I was worried about that too but I didn’t see all the moons, and it’s been almost a year since I played the mod so i forgot basically all of it

[@eimazd]

@@cjya A whole year? Holy shit, time flies. I feel like I first watched it only a month or two ago. Nevermind then lol

[@doomse150]

​@@cjya Wouldn't it be possible to just generate a new set of names by shuffling the translation sequence (which languages it gets translated to) or is replacing the names complicated?

[@Luffy267-p1d]

@@eimazdyea I know right?

[@kielich7408]

the fact that "crazy people with problems" makes sense is so funny to me

[@chrislawson3536]

25:26 BALLS

[@Zack_589]

@@chrislawson3536 lol i noticed that

[@RandomGuySMO]

Hi Chris

[@chrislawson3536]

@@RandomGuySMO *balls*

[@cuttululu]

oh boy I can't wait for the many inevitable talk twua comments which are very very funny yay

[@musicbyimpulse]

I bet its going to be like half of the comments.

[@cuttululu]

@@musicbyimpulse i wish it were only half man, it's going to be at least 80-90%

[@KirbyCom]

As of when I saw this, this was the 6th comment down and 4 of the 5 comments before this were Talk Tuah

[@0304dina]

The longer it takes people to stop saying it, the more it's like watching a car crash. Some impressive inability to spot when something has overstayed its welcome and how it makes most people uncomfortable at this point

[@Rebublic_of_austria]

No

[@Gavinkiraplay0]

Rip captain toad, he couldn't avoid the wall decorations 2.

[@jakemichal1220]

it would be funny if the names changed every single run so they couldn't use prior knowledge

[@TISMJack]

If he aint speedruning talk tuah i dont wanna hawk tuah

[@A__random__nerd]

GET OUT

[@alimbis]

talk tuah woman bro

[@flaming7937]

The pfp really fits this comment

[@Goblinthief]

When ll l td

[@quircky6113]

1. No slurs or hate speech 2. No spamming or self-promotion 3. Check out the description before asking questions

[@Pulivari124]

15:38 SUOMI MAINITTU! TORILLA TAVATAAN!

[@morpheus1678]

@@Pulivari124 en ees tajunnu

[@Rabarbaraaa]

1:59 smant being acoustic

[@anonymousalligator7994]

Think this is the first time I've seen Smallant lose a race, well played by CJ

[@buttonasas]

The translation really spices it up, love it. Ought to make sure you can't memorise it based on any other metric (like order in list nor previous runs' translations)

[@literallylegendary]

1:20 Cjya poetic genius

[@GamerOverThere]

The hint toad thing was so rigged 😂. Very funny

[@lukaslp77]

16:44 YE-

[@88megagirl]

Am I the only one who wants a whole list of every translated moon to see how hilarious they all are?

[@Erlewyn]

It would be a lot of work for the editor, but it would be nice if it showed the correct name underneath the multitranslated one when you get a moon.

[@tyrannosaurus8583]

Online multiplayer in Mario Odyssey just got CRAZIER! Dictionary time Windward Bleak _Verb_ -to hide behind cactus when wind is blowing at you from the west lifting sand. Thoughts Mr. Cjya ? (PS i voted you speedrunner of the year)

[@80HP_and_ADHD]

3:20 my favorite part of vandalize by one ok rock

[@MelodiCat753]

Aaaa great comment!

[@HyperLexus]

idea: "locked talkatoo%": you're only allowed to talk to talkatoo again when you got all 3 moons he suggests if it's a hint art or impossible moon like taxi then it doesnt count

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

26:16 Cuckoo Cactus strikes again!

[@mrinfinity5557]

Smh cant believe you're bullying this smallant guy, he's probably a small time streamer and doesn't even play this game

[@bjl6264]

Smallant has like 3m subs😂❤ no offense tho that you didnt no it

[@betty.booooo]

@@bjl6264it was prolly satire

[@EvoisEvo]

Irregular Non convex rombicododecahedron

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

thank you, have a nice day

[@MoonSquoitle]

29:18 i thought bro said "bro can pull" 😭🙏

[@boredlake]

12:24 “These Incude” ha HA!

[@andrewcobble1259]

Seeing a smant race reminded me how much better life would be with another pokemon location randomizer

[@Rebublic_of_austria]

Friend of the bank was probably something witt German because bench and bank both are just bank in German

[@SWOOSH86]

Hey KZbin chat! If you’re like me and are craving more CJYA content, I just recently found out he has a VOD channel called CJYA Vods!

[@cosm1cstorm]

“lets go cjya!!!” we all say in unison

[@brunolepri8177]

A shrimp iced that cream?

[@sxastaronbroadway]

is that an actual ife cream flavor

[@proamateur9903]

50:51 ah, yes. Urbam. My favorite place.

[@theeternal_uchiha5566]

I saw this on the post and instantly knew it would make the greatest KZbin video🤩

[@Kharmzi]

Was such a fun stream to watch. Hope you can do another retranslated one!

[@fatamusballamus6004]

This comment section would never repeatedly make a certain joke of the talking variety

[@heeho6942]

its also related to a certain bird

[@chrislawson3536]

Never. We’re much too civilized for that (TALK TUAH)

[@jamierobinson7004]

@@fatamusballamus6004 tuah right

[@yaqootmirza7389]

ngl its more enjoyable when you can see both peopls pov

[@ItsAxis40]

Imagine if it was a real speedrun category

[@yuvrajdhesi6653]

CJ im not gonna lie, the best clickbait has to be smallants name, even if hes in it already

[@justinhink]

Lovin these hawkatuah% races

[@Prod_by_proto]

27:09 MIIIKE WASOOWSSSKIIII

[@ItsAugustlol]

47:33-47:36 is crazy out of context

[@BrankoVT]

I didn't realise this is a new video. I wanted to rewatch an old one. I guess I'll watch both...

[@em3ryplays]

51:00 cj didn’t have to get the scooter clip moon he could’ve just done the roll clip

[@swervzz]

Oh man I just LOVE tawk touah percent!!!

[@YapWooHoo]

I just rewached a talkatu race of yours. That's actually kind of crazy

[@theoneandonlyever]

i'm laughing way too hard over scut and levant

[@レナータ-e8x]

57:29 cj kinda sounded like a disney character 😂

[@BlockyGaming367]

yay new cj vid

[@dendy0415]

#Welovetalkatoo

[@TinySpiny]

You should have it so the mod Re-translates the moons every run so you have to learn them each time.

[@jouzter]

what a well edited video

[@mrblueeyes803]

I think its better edited if u are able to see both streamer pov's

[@glackeon]

amen sister

[@truedude]

i have never cringed more at a comment section

[@chrislawson3536]

Talk tuah

[@Zora412]

Talk tuah

[@ViolentDuck_]

Talk tuah

[@Bupboy]

You've opened pandora's box in writing this

[@catfan2o23]

talk tuah

[@Gabe-78]

I wish we could have seen more of smants perspective

[@JosepiThe13th]

CJ lost to Fir so had to call in Smant to save his ego 😂

[@Agent_Flamez]

Crazy people with problems will never not be funny 😂

[@shalbic]

Well done, CJ. That was fun and exciting to watch. Thanks for sharing.

[@soldier7012]

Hello Cj this is the IRS we heard about your unfiled taxes

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

it’s fine, he’s just got them embedded in Ojas, so they will be filed soon

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

(57:00)

[@Rubbly]

Congrats! Crazy set here

[@Kakkemans]

Rip toad😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Bupboy]

Fly high todd 🦅🦅🦅 (couldn't find the 🕊)

[@Sub2MilesMorales]

Imagine bonking 🗿

[@Luckey.Monkey]

talk tuah

[@Drunkenoodles]

talk tuah percent run is crazy

[@charninja09]

Cuckoo Cactus 2: Cactus’ Strikeback (Ft. Smallant)

[@superhund_1234]

Talk Tuah

[@realkirbykart521]

Silly smant... There are 20 moons in Lost on the first visit, not 16. 😂

[@JosephTindel]

Talk tuah

[@CarterK-rj9dj]

If I did this I could cry

[@CarterK-rj9dj]

Not could WOULD

[@why3994]

@@CarterK-rj9dj why

[@deatomized3811]

@@why3994 Username checks out

[@Bupboy]

​@@CarterK-rj9djyou know you can edit your comment?

[@Cricket-human]

Talk tuah mentioned

[@ryanbos9271]

I dont know if anyone else noticed this, but at 49:20 it says in the top left cliffisde instead of cliffside

[@jan_harald]

lol funny how like 90% of the recording's cut out, and it's STILL basically an hour long

[@pitski1]

I like talk a to% so much

[@IndeedModern]

cjya Situation is Crazy

[@wabdyli]

The edit makes it feel like a soli speedrun, cant feel any of the tension

[@Random_Penguin]

jeez, perfect timing

[@gator-tater9827]

The fact that theyre both pronouncing cuckoo the same wrong way is really funny to me

[@Eric-th5my]

Really great video

[@VGMHabitat]

16:44 mysterious cut??

[@Yinithyn]

Talk tuah? I hardly know her

[@Tankste_r]

Bro he did it again.... Talk tuah%

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

there isn’t a dislike counter on comments anymore, so i just wanted to let you know: 👎

[@andres_disez]

25 seconds and only 21 views? damn he felt down

[@ONLY_RR7]

Someone should cheer him up then

[@03luigi14]

Is this a google translate run? Edit: it is, I'm just stupid