CK3 Cannibal Christmas (SANTA ISN’T REAL, Cannibals are)

Happy Holiday stuff. Let's get fat in CK3. It works irl too. Let's do it in CK3 and not irl.
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[@gigachad1786]

They are radishes. However if you believe strong enough in the holydays, Santa will turn them into grapes.

[@DaFloove]

My minds telling me radishes, BUT MY BODY’S TELLIN ME GRAAAPES

[@DrPiggy101]

Honestly I think it's a beetroot. Them be pretty dark.

[@kittydaddy2023]

Every year I tell my kids Santa is bringing them presents. Every year they tell me their mom ruined it for them and told them Santa isn't real. I've been doing this for 5 years.

[@DaFloove]

AHAHAHA you have to keep the tradition going

[@Cho0c0]

To be honest I'm very glad youtube recomended me your channel out of nowhere, it made me appreciate this game even more and the stories you come up with are some of the most hilarious, cheers for good holidays and a good year for you, hope we keep seeing you around for many more Crusades.

[@DaFloove]

Hell yes. I really appreciate you saying this. I’m glad they recommended my channel to you and I’m excited to keep going! Cheers

[@Dryrubbersock]

You got it all wrong. Santa is real, Finland isn't

[@DaFloove]

This actually makes the most sense after finding out I was really in Norway. My lack of googling geography before starting is actually insane.

[@e34YT]

I love gaining weight! Very healthy.

[@DaFloove]

I might engage in some tonight!

[@ShalimkhaElsweyria]

Happy holiday Floove! Can't wait to see what you prepared for 2024 :) (Also, pretty sure the "grapes" are beet roots!)

[@FelixHistoryandGaming]

Or radishes

[@DaFloove]

I will be conducting many tests on grapes, radishes, and beet roots. I WILL GET DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS

[@AnimeJuggz_]

no, thank YOU for gracing us with such great tales as love pox and BABY ISLAND, may we have more grwat tales like those grace us in 2024

[@DaFloove]

Appreciate you animejuggz! Happy to have you around

[@FL0W..]

I felt it when Holiday Jimmy realised he had no access to Gregg's. How do you even cope with that? No crispy sausage rolls? Tough life...

[@DaFloove]

Finland or something in 867 or 1066 or something Greggless which is stupid and wrong, right?

[@amadeobordiga8464]

babies do actually have chew-toys. theyre just usually not made out of dogs.

[@DaFloove]

Wanna start a business?

[@rhyejam]

Holiday Jimmy gives me festive Brian Blessed vibes

[@DaFloove]

Oh my god. This 10000%

[@Zephmir]

We all know that Greg’s sausage rolls are made with human flesh.

[@DaFloove]

It’s why they’re so damn delicious

[@afatsexyguy]

Did this a bit. Made Naked Cannibal Vikings with gluttonous as a virtue. We ate the Catholics. Personally enjoyed the Pope.

[@DaFloove]

His pope hat really makes him more delicious

[@andrewwhittmore196]

A video for Christmas how nice 😂

[@DaFloove]

HOLIDAYS! Lol I just happen to live in Christmas land where everything is Christmas the second Halloween ends and it’s a nightmare. Cheers!

[@user-jb6jf3ic7s]

Regular Christmas in Finland, and i know about what I'm talking, my grandmother live there.

[@DaFloove]

Is it Christmas the whole year there? Do the radishes taste like grapes?

[@user-jb6jf3ic7s]

@@DaFloove don't know all, live whole life in Russia, but maybe I'll ask grandma more about that.

[@EnderPlayerTV]

Def. Beetroots, radishes are not fully red and have different leaves.

[@DaFloove]

Damn, you crazy knowledgeable about…wait, are beets a fruit?

[@towelstien4258]

Nice video floov

[@DaFloove]

Thank you. It was a fun one to make even if it was weird, random, and kinda pointless haha.

[@vaivarazmaite6779]

it really is christMASS

[@DaFloove]

AYYYYYOOOOOOOO. That’s a good one AND I MISSED IT!

[@vaivarazmaite6779]

@@DaFloove was that a mcweenie sighting? will we get to see our boi again?

[@DaFloove]

@@vaivarazmaite6779 that was! I’m not sure haha. I think he’ll probably show up in some mashup vid in the future where all the weirdos are in one playthrough

[@dctothapowerof3]

Have you ever played Rimworld? You'd love it

[@DaFloove]

Ohhhh I’ve got it’s and Ive got all the DLC babyyyy. You just put an idea in my head.

[@StarCrusades]

They're radishes, not grapes.

[@StarCrusades]

Actually, upon second glance, they might be beets.

[@kittydaddy2023]

@@StarCrusades they are Finnish grapes

[@StarCrusades]

@kittydaddy2023 well then, finish your grapes.

[@ohS0sassy]

they’re BEETS 😡😡 not grapes

[@DaFloove]

I’m getting a lot of radish and beet responses

[@gigachad1786]

NOOOO, SANTA IS REAL STOP LYING

[@DaFloove]

Alright. He real. It was Finland the WHOLE TIME TOO