Clara and dates |

[@kaminariclara]

okay I forgot the biggest pro tip ever: you spend a few weeks learning how to rollerblade, then invite a girl who can't rollerblade to round 1, and you teach her

[@Vester13.]

Can you rollerblade?

[@durandus676]

I used to be good enough I could carry my siblings around a skate rink. Thanks for the brilliant idea Clara.

[@rokva5771]

Now that's some big brain thinking right there.

[@ChristianStout]

Who reaches adulthood not knowing how to rollerblade?

[@Deadgye]

I roller bladed when I was like 8, I'm sure I can still do it. But more importantly, wtf your round has roller blading? My round 1 has bowling, pool, karaoke with only one working outdated DAM machine that can't merge queues with EN songs. Cheap ice cream, beer, and plum wine though.

[@papapesky]

I love how Clara calls anything that tickles her "slutty". 😂

[@ThatRandomChuubaFan]

"Any relationship with Clara will last until she gets her robot Loki in 15 years" Underrated comment, and too true, Futurama was right 💀

[@norad_clips]

If more girls had Clara’s tastes, the world would be a better place… I think.

[@ulrickts]

Long walks along the Rainbow Bridge. Napping in the branches of Yggdrasil. Teasing the fire giants.

[@deadmeme887]

"Play resident evil and I'll watch" is literally how my parents told me they spent their time together before I was born, how am I supposed to feel about this?

[@RambleOn07]

You're Clara and Loki's imaginary child. Beware! If Clara ever takes her pills, you'll disappear.

[@profanepropane]

clara has a twin

[@MarcelHard]

@@RambleOn07 they'll be fine, then

[@000Krim]

Artistic?

[@Rytonic69]

I mean, it worked, didn't it?

[@raimyonlinewarrior236]

Imagine going to the arcades and win her a Loki plushy. You're in at that point. That or you never see her again because she's in love with the plushy

[@rokva5771]

Nah, either you or the plushy gets to watch.

[@whalecrown]

she is 100% running away with the Loki plush 😂

[@happybuttersblast8334]

She'll try really hard to repay you by setting you up with Dizzy while she's sneaking off into her room to be alone with the plushie.

[@braveagentg]

Oh no! She's starting to sound reasonable. What's happening to me?! 😫

[@DJDiarrhea]

I'll be honest, the more streams of Clara's I watch the more I find myself agreeing with her

[@CallMeRito]

Unironically would kill for a date like that with a girl I love

[@grafzeppelin4069]

clara: "Oh, God, if you can play DDR..." me: she's gonna say it's slu- clara: "That's kinda slutty." me: ☕

[@dragonknightleader1]

I have to admit that Round 1 (bowling arcade with a lot of rhythm/DDR games) is a date spot. Every time I go, I see at least one couple on a date.

[@I_saw_that956]

aight bet we playing spyro

[@pixelspy5791]

Chill hang out dates are amazing. I think it's fine to go on adventurous dates every now and then, but I think when you're just hanging out with someone at the house, or going on a walk together, that's when you can really be yourself and get to know each other.

[@Leon_Sullivan]

Best advice I ever heard is that dating just looking for a person you can be comfortable being weird with. Casual dates are definitely a good way to simplify that because both people are relaxed.

[@YourTypicalMental]

I got it guys. Start a gaming group, invite a bunch of people along with Clara, build that bond and trust. Eventually, invite only Clara over to give you (me) the emotional support to play through Resident Evil. Take her to Disney, smuggle a Loki cosplay and change into it. She'll be mine forever. I patented this, you shits. I.....I just to hit the gym again to help sell the Loki look.

[@thatoneguyyouthinkshouldbe2431]

Truly our Typical Mental.

[@ThatRandomChuubaFan]

But then s3xb0ts become real and affordable, and she ditches you for a Loki bot

[@Obsolete8301]

The bar is so much lower than I expected

[@SuperInsanewolf]

If you don’t know someone you’re interested in super well what ya need to do for a first date is take em to a nice n quiet place like a coffee shop, maybe a nice lil restaurant and you talk to each other more there. Get to know each other more and adjust dates closer to each others interests.

[@Urist_Mythrilforged]

The pros and cons of this are the same, you are dating Clara.

[@theonlytnargmatt]

I'm surprised the supreme uwu schizo princess isn't here yet, mabey her ego searching game is slipping?

[@Rytonic69]

My friend had his bachelor party at a barcade, which is an arcade that serves alcohol. I got a donkey kong cocktail that tasted like chocolate banana and challenged my friends to drunk driving on the racing games. Great time, would love to take a girl there

[@bennygairns2235]

If I were to date Clara, this is what it'd consist of: 1. Bring two canvases, paint and brushes so we can paint together while listening to calm ambiance 2. I cook lunch (options: potato quiche, Steak and salad or sweet potato& turkey bacon soup) 3. Go to a nice coffee shop 4. Take her to a restaurant of her choice (my financial limit for the restaurant is 80.00$ including tip) finally 4. Watching a movie of her choice on the couch.

[@lollypopalopicus]

Of course her fall back is Jafar.

[@philosopherkingzant2037]

My ideal date is Smash Bros Melee and pizza Halo 1 is good too if she prefers FPSs

[@pondfishrancher]

Loki and jafar? She definitely has a type

[@VinnyDeez-]

Thats where clara fucked up because the last person that said she would go on the tea cups i started spinning that thing at light speed

[@AmuterSI]

Showing off your muscles as you get her scareoused in a funny way, how slutty.

[@seanandrew262]

if it's Clara we can play anything together (except League)

[@wherethetatosat]

Your terms are acceptable. Just know, I will eventually hand you the controls so I can slowly document your growth.

[@CrysResan]

I thought it was mario party that caused problems?

[@Pers0n97]

Let's be real here, we only go on date because that's women expect. No man is actually excited to "go on a date", to have to go on public and spend money because that's "the thing to do". We want to "netflix and chill", we want to spend time together doing stuff we actually enjoy, we don't care about that lame song and dance, but women do. Ho god they do, they LOVE that song and dance.

[@Lovemy1911a1]

Yeah this is a you thing not an all guys thing. A lot of us like going out and doing things.

[@Pers0n97]

@@Lovemy1911a1 It's okay buddy, she isn't seeing you pretending right now, this wont help you to score.

[@Lovemy1911a1]

@@Pers0n97 LMAO dude, men do things outside of getting laid. Seriously be a bit more adventurous & creative. Probably make your dates a lot more fun for both parties.

[@Pers0n97]

@@Lovemy1911a1 For a guy that love "do things outside of getting laid", you sure try VERY hard right now. Anyway, go push your slop on someone that care.

[@guydunn8259]

I'm suprised Clara isn't here yet in the comments.

[@Katazo98]

Sounds like thet should date at a Barcade

[@matheuscoelho]

shit i don't have a house