Clarkson, Hammond and May's Best Jokes

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2 жыл бұрын

hopefully one of those videos you show to someone who's never watched them. all the clips are submitted by you.
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@sharpshooter13ify
@sharpshooter13ify Жыл бұрын
“Which arm have you broken?” Gotta give Hammond props for maintaining that look for that long
@zooker7481
@zooker7481 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it, can someone exlpain?
@gearem_fx8099
@gearem_fx8099 Жыл бұрын
In that episode, James May broke his arm, so hammond pretended like his arms weren't broken
@reecehayden7731
@reecehayden7731 Жыл бұрын
@@zooker7481 Don’t read the idiots comment below. Look at which arm he’s broken and you’ll figure it out
@mullac90again
@mullac90again Жыл бұрын
@@zooker7481 May was explaining that his arm was broken. The joke is asking him, who's arm is in a sling, "which arm have you broken", delivered straight faced.
@simonkatz3779
@simonkatz3779 Жыл бұрын
@@zooker7481 it's an anti-joke. The joke being that it's obvious which arm he'd broken.
@vinzramirez2796
@vinzramirez2796 Жыл бұрын
"Speed doesn't kill. Suddenly becoming stationary does" -Jeremy Clarkson facts
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
Best part is, he's actually right
@bradleymorgan8223
@bradleymorgan8223 Жыл бұрын
suddenly transforming into office supplies is not great for one's health.
@RedJLP
@RedJLP Жыл бұрын
​@@JetFalcon710 Even if experience doesn't show you, stunt people have known it for years as in their words, "It's never the falling that hurts, it's the stopping"
@lxmitless2999
@lxmitless2999 Жыл бұрын
@@bradleymorgan8223 🤣🤣
@aussiebloke609
@aussiebloke609 Жыл бұрын
@@JetFalcon710 After all, the earth spins around at close to 1000 mph at the equator, and no one ever claims that's particularly dangerous. 👍
@ManCannotRide
@ManCannotRide Жыл бұрын
Top Gear was not a car show, it was a show about great friendship between 3 car guys, which makes it unique and great, and awesome.
@dougaldouglas8842
@dougaldouglas8842 Жыл бұрын
True, and turning a serious subject into absolute comedy, the like we shall not see again.
@unknownentity742
@unknownentity742 Жыл бұрын
They’re not really friends outside of the show.
@VaciliNikoMavich
@VaciliNikoMavich Жыл бұрын
There just happened to be cars *in* it ;)
@Sosa10.0
@Sosa10.0 Жыл бұрын
@@unknownentity742 they are, you can’t spend years and years and years in a group, travelling to so many different countries and not be friends lmao.
@youei
@youei Жыл бұрын
You forgot legendary
@FokkerBoombass
@FokkerBoombass Жыл бұрын
Clarkson's Princess Diana joke was always the best one for me as it even made the film crew laugh behind the camera, and the joke just works on so many levels. Absolute perfection.
@ishaanhiranandani226
@ishaanhiranandani226 Жыл бұрын
Till date I have never understood why that joke works, context pls?
@FokkerBoombass
@FokkerBoombass Жыл бұрын
@@ishaanhiranandani226 Princess Diana was well known for her work with organisations and charities centered about landmine removal. Furthermore, she drove a Ford Escort - at the time it was a popular joke phrase about the car in the UK (and also a bit of advertisement really) to say "Princess Diana had one of these, you know."
@Kessler1996
@Kessler1996 11 ай бұрын
@@FokkerBoombass incredible, thank you!! Hahahahha that is amazing 😅
@loyalpiper
@loyalpiper 10 ай бұрын
Fancy seeing you here
@noahboat580
@noahboat580 10 ай бұрын
​@@FokkerBoombass i didnt realise it was a landmine flailer until you mentioned princess diana's love for clearing-out minefields
@ickyy.
@ickyy. 2 жыл бұрын
"He's got a sweet fellow really, i think i'll call him Bob, moments later, Bob is dismembered" LMFAOOOOOOOO
@JoshuaC923
@JoshuaC923 2 жыл бұрын
Rip Bob - Bim
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 2 жыл бұрын
James called him Bob. The chef called him "lunch".
@GoGetYourShinebox
@GoGetYourShinebox 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoshuaC923 Hey Bim, guess what!
@wednesdayaddamsismyinnerbeast
@wednesdayaddamsismyinnerbeast 2 жыл бұрын
I got attached I was like aw he’s kinda cute then bam Bob is dismembered 👁👄👁
@razmann4k
@razmann4k Жыл бұрын
Ex-Bob
@donaldsayers7257
@donaldsayers7257 2 жыл бұрын
"Richard Hammond was the smallest living organism for miles." 😂😂😂
@solid_fire9388
@solid_fire9388 Жыл бұрын
i was hoping someone quote that 😂
@hohohohehehe6910
@hohohohehehe6910 Жыл бұрын
@@solid_fire9388 you could have
@JurgenErhard
@JurgenErhard Жыл бұрын
Billions of gut bacteria would like to have a word…
@By-s
@By-s Жыл бұрын
@@JurgenErhard Yeah, the total bacteria count on the human body outnumbers the cells 10 to 1.
@failedabortion1894
@failedabortion1894 Жыл бұрын
@@By-s That turned out to be a myth, it's actually about 1 to 1
@johnwilson1794
@johnwilson1794 Жыл бұрын
15:40 You can really see how these guys are genuine friends. The way Hammond and May roast Clarkson and he just sits there and takes it with a smile on his face.
@hifly1929
@hifly1929 Жыл бұрын
What Hammond is doing there is a whicked improv scene 🤣
@Berchol
@Berchol 11 ай бұрын
“Ladies and gentleman, the sound of bitterness and jealousy” ahahaha 😂
@tonychan8558
@tonychan8558 10 ай бұрын
You can tell the Hammond and May knew about the letter, but didn't tell Clarkson what they were going to say about it!
@srchamb05
@srchamb05 Жыл бұрын
James May’s “He’s saying take the Third Reich.” is the funniest jokes EVER to come from Top Gear 😂😂
@trainmaster844
@trainmaster844 Жыл бұрын
"...Ow." 😂
@justamicrowave2572
@justamicrowave2572 11 ай бұрын
It’s a brilliant joke
@CameronSalazar2113
@CameronSalazar2113 10 ай бұрын
I've heard this joke numerous times the setup still manages to make me laugh It's brilliant, with him talking about a cars with six wheels than showing us that photo with the drop of " Take the Third Right" then his look at the camera. Its all comedy Platnuim.
@Gigidag77
@Gigidag77 10 ай бұрын
nah, "great news!" "WHAT!?"
@kaylynvandermerwe
@kaylynvandermerwe Жыл бұрын
"hello horse, i shall call you tesco" it's unreasonable how much this always makes me giggle
@PinkPanther4958
@PinkPanther4958 Жыл бұрын
Same😂
@iBeerus-
@iBeerus- Жыл бұрын
i saw this comment right as Clarkson said it lmao
@theredguy8746
@theredguy8746 Жыл бұрын
Am I being stupid and not seeing that there's a reason why he called the horse tesco, or is it just a random name?
@PinkPanther4958
@PinkPanther4958 Жыл бұрын
@@theredguy8746 Basically Tesco (A massive superstore chain in the UK) Got into a little trouble for selling beef products etc Lesangue that contain horse meat. They called it the horse meat scandal.
@theredguy8746
@theredguy8746 Жыл бұрын
@@PinkPanther4958 I see.
@oskareriksson3835
@oskareriksson3835 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how Jeremy manage to roast almost the entire world individually in less then 20 seconds.
@treyjetson5320
@treyjetson5320 Жыл бұрын
And yet he wont whiten his teeth..
@NEUNELFER911
@NEUNELFER911 Жыл бұрын
@@treyjetson5320 British be like
@acejamy12
@acejamy12 Жыл бұрын
@@treyjetson5320 Because Hammond used all the whitener
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale Жыл бұрын
He is the most offensive man IN THE WORLD.
@teamglbfortnite7274
@teamglbfortnite7274 Жыл бұрын
@@JoshSweetvale and loved for it haha
@leonkagika4993
@leonkagika4993 Жыл бұрын
"Richard Hammond was the smallest living organism for miles" The banter in this group is top tier 😂😂
@joesykes4226
@joesykes4226 Жыл бұрын
24:46 "she's effectively saying is you've given me the baby now get in the back" Jeremy's reaction was priceless lol
@AKSHAY-bu4ox
@AKSHAY-bu4ox 2 жыл бұрын
"No we can't be, we would see a big dotted line"
@Sweaty__Sheep
@Sweaty__Sheep 2 жыл бұрын
That one has cracked me up for years lmao
@savigg174
@savigg174 2 жыл бұрын
One of my fav joke.
@IceeFish
@IceeFish 2 жыл бұрын
I still don't get it unfortunately
@mrtylaak4927
@mrtylaak4927 2 жыл бұрын
@@IceeFish Look at a World Map, Équateur is represanted as a dotted Line on the map
@crashfan9997
@crashfan9997 Жыл бұрын
Or the Polar Challenge when they are near the North Pole: "I expected a shining beam of light coming out of the Earth's core" 🤣
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын
I love how Jeremy has the uncharacteristic humility to just sit there and take it when he's being roasted by Hammond and May, he just smiles and absorbs the abuse like a boss, I love that. Shows they're real mates.
@LOOKINVERTED
@LOOKINVERTED Жыл бұрын
Way to take it yeah. I think he's enjoying it, as are they all when they're feeding off of each other like they do. Comes across far more authentic, besides - if you can't take the piss out your mates, who can you?
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 Жыл бұрын
Well, Hammond seems like a cute little hobbit roasting Smaug for all I notice. 😶 He has so much fun at doing it you just have fun with him.. I'd laugh if he roasted me.
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 Жыл бұрын
@@LOOKINVERTED people who cannot laugh themselves off are JUST sad.
@uncledoctor6920
@uncledoctor6920 Жыл бұрын
He knows one of them is bound to say something that'll make them all laugh out loud so he waits
@bodyrumuae2914
@bodyrumuae2914 Жыл бұрын
I've seen multiple times Jeremy say Alex Paylor is intelligent.
@almacpherson8786
@almacpherson8786 Жыл бұрын
11:14 - I remember when this scene came on the tele and I was genuinely choking with laughter. “They do not have the right to measure children. You’ll see a policeman measuring your child and say quick call the um ooh” “Go to your own kids sports day”😂
@aquilinorodrigo
@aquilinorodrigo 10 ай бұрын
I don't understand it.. 😭
@Chineseconcrete
@Chineseconcrete 10 ай бұрын
@@aquilinorodrigo well, if a police man is illegally measuring your children, who’s gonna arrest him?
@aquilinorodrigo
@aquilinorodrigo 10 ай бұрын
@@Chineseconcrete No no, I mean the second one
@Epicdude2211
@Epicdude2211 10 ай бұрын
@@aquilinorodrigo he's implying that he's trying to take photos of a random kids' sports game (calling him a pedophile)
@tybull3440
@tybull3440 9 ай бұрын
What episode was this
@KJPGamingChannel
@KJPGamingChannel Жыл бұрын
8:59 "he is my partner and also my lover" that line kills me 🤣🤣
@dove3853
@dove3853 Жыл бұрын
Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.
@Nusbenhehe
@Nusbenhehe 11 ай бұрын
@@dove3853 that’s right
@felwinter4024
@felwinter4024 9 ай бұрын
@@dove3853 🤣
@pilummurialis6490
@pilummurialis6490 2 жыл бұрын
"Princess Diana had one of these" that is the funniest Clarksonism that made the entire Crew laugh, and "Take the Third Reich" is the best James Mayism
@unspezifische5924
@unspezifische5924 Жыл бұрын
The best James Mayism is actually his response to Jeremy’s story about his new glass shower or something like that and the plumber who sold it to him, but I remember absolutely nothing else about when he said it, other than during a news segment.
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon Жыл бұрын
And I would argue that "Well, go to your own kid's sports day" is the best Hammondism
@photographybyliamanderson1659
@photographybyliamanderson1659 Жыл бұрын
Third reiche shook me haha. Brilliant
@busking6292
@busking6292 Жыл бұрын
It's a subtle reference to the fact that every time the Reliant Scimiter is mentioned ANYWHERE there's always a point where someone says 'Princess Anne had one of these'
@TheBenoonjamingo
@TheBenoonjamingo Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but I would love for someone to explain the Princess Diana joke. I know nothing about her so I'm a bit lost lol.
@tidmouthmilk12
@tidmouthmilk12 2 жыл бұрын
"Which seat do they put in as standard?" Has got to be one of my favourite ever quips from TGT
@Jeff.78
@Jeff.78 2 жыл бұрын
Hammond to May, with a broken arm, during Top Gear*. Edit: *TGT Which arm have you broken? I laughed when it was the first clip🤪
@charlesdemers1197
@charlesdemers1197 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it... :(
@Jeff.78
@Jeff.78 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesdemers1197 You can easily find both short videos here on KZbin...🤷🏼‍♂️
@tombowombo-
@tombowombo- Жыл бұрын
@@charlesdemers1197 If the car can be optioned with a single seat, you'd presume that it only has 1 seat: the driver's seat. When May asked which seat comes as standard, you imagine a car that has a single seat that's not behind the steering wheel, which is ridiculous and funny.
@abbieoconnell3595
@abbieoconnell3595 Жыл бұрын
@@charlesdemers1197 it's the best example of British humour :)
@garymyambo4176
@garymyambo4176 11 ай бұрын
you know the show is gold when even the crew busts into laughter 1:35
@cryptoinanutshell
@cryptoinanutshell 10 ай бұрын
What did he mean plz explain
@Kinnulol
@Kinnulol Жыл бұрын
I've seen the joke at 9:32 thousand times and it never fails I laugh every time 🤣 Jeremys reaction is just too much
@cryptoinanutshell
@cryptoinanutshell 10 ай бұрын
Can you explain it I didn't get it
@boazspronk3819
@boazspronk3819 10 ай бұрын
@@cryptoinanutshell if you get older you'll understand
@carlomiguelcortez6610
@carlomiguelcortez6610 10 ай бұрын
Either he's referring to it as a bong or a butt plug for may.
@valeriypupkin
@valeriypupkin 7 ай бұрын
​@@cryptoinanutshelli didn't get it too
@SanguisDiabolus
@SanguisDiabolus 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao James really calls the French "treacherous, land burning, work-shy peasants." And then goes on to say the British are better because the French are "rude".
@SuperPerry1000
@SuperPerry1000 2 жыл бұрын
They love the French, secretly. In fact they're Europhiliacs in general. You can tell in modern Grand Tour episodes as they spend a lot of time lovingly sucking the EU's balls.
@nobody-pr7fg
@nobody-pr7fg 2 жыл бұрын
@@SuperPerry1000 I smell an American
@SuperPerry1000
@SuperPerry1000 2 жыл бұрын
@@nobody-pr7fg incorrect, actually.
@okbutwhocares
@okbutwhocares 2 жыл бұрын
@@nobody-pr7fg smells like wokeness?
@RapidVidsProductions
@RapidVidsProductions 2 жыл бұрын
good ol' british xenophobia
@owenryan2005
@owenryan2005 Жыл бұрын
“Moments later, bob is dismembered” has to be the greatest May quote of all time
@zyriuz2
@zyriuz2 11 ай бұрын
He just have it a name so that you would be personally attached to it before it got brutally dismembered.
@DONKFORTRESS6956
@DONKFORTRESS6956 9 ай бұрын
​@@zyriuz2 isn't that an actual thing in psychology
@vizorman11
@vizorman11 Жыл бұрын
How I love these dudes. 3/4 of my childhood consists of jokes and different challenges with cars. Many thanks to Clarkson, Hammond and May. God bless you and wish you high ratings.
@realcanadian96
@realcanadian96 10 ай бұрын
The chemistry between these 3 is impeccable. The nostalgia really gives me the feels.
@olliebarker9979
@olliebarker9979 2 жыл бұрын
I still think the Princess Diana jokes is one of the best Clarkson's ever made 🤣
@jacobnewnham1719
@jacobnewnham1719 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand it - what's the joke?
@justinfouts2094
@justinfouts2094 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to know what the hell he's on about
@JohnSmith-my7rj
@JohnSmith-my7rj 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinfouts2094 Taken from a reddit post about the same topic: Princess Diana was very anti landmine and a lot of her public image was derived from the work she did with victims of them.
@Slenderslayer351
@Slenderslayer351 Жыл бұрын
@@justinfouts2094 Check the aftermath of her crash and you'll get it
@jan-davidburger6513
@jan-davidburger6513 Жыл бұрын
ja but shes dead so is it really funny?
@MarshallRedmon01
@MarshallRedmon01 Жыл бұрын
4:57 That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life when James said "You look like something found at a pyramid" and Jeremy laughing at the joke 🤣🤣🤣
@benbelk2928
@benbelk2928 Жыл бұрын
which episode is that clip from? @internet
@martinsg_
@martinsg_ Жыл бұрын
@@benbelk2928 the grand tour colombia special
@aro_ger_
@aro_ger_ 9 ай бұрын
"The mummy returns" - Grandma wants to know again..
@angelaigs1133
@angelaigs1133 9 ай бұрын
"i'm not putting that in the British museum"
@DarcyIsLame
@DarcyIsLame Жыл бұрын
"Yeah it'll be a small gathering, not too much should happen tonight." *Me and the lads the next morning:* 8:12
@pewtergamer8600
@pewtergamer8600 Жыл бұрын
Standing in the desert: “Richard Hammond was the smallest living organism for miles.” I laughed myself to tears.
@jolly5319
@jolly5319 2 жыл бұрын
i guess the whole top gear and grand tour is just full of best jokes😂
@e70_x5_guy4
@e70_x5_guy4 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! My favorite joke is when they have the three boats and Jeremy and James write “tizzle drizzle” on Hammonds boat
@chrisanwatchmework8233
@chrisanwatchmework8233 2 жыл бұрын
Tis!!!!!!
@jbritain
@jbritain Жыл бұрын
@@e70_x5_guy4 it was Jizzle Drizzle which is even worse
@uncleweirdbeard86
@uncleweirdbeard86 Жыл бұрын
These 3 have a chemistry between them that makes the jokes write themselves. They are the jokes, and not in the usual sense that term is used. Take away even 1 of them and their carrier would have never reached the heights it did. I sure af would feel dumb had I done anything to upset any of these 3 and cause them to quit or be fired. Something like, promising them a hot meal and giving them a frozen TV dinner after traveling several hours, cooped up on a bus or train. A pinch in the face would be far too kind for such an action. I would rather beat myself in the nads with a baseball bat repeatedly. After all, it would have ruined my reputation with other stars as well as sunk the value of the broadcasting company the show was on. It would be a fitting self punishment as well. That way I wouldn't be able to reproduce. After all, we cant have more idiots that stupid being born into the world. I mean, we wouldn't want some idiot with famous family doing something as dumb as inviting a well known famous person for a lunch with promises that it would have 900 calories only to get them a cheese burger of the dollar menu
@Welshmanshots
@Welshmanshots Жыл бұрын
its always been full of jokes.
@captaincornflake
@captaincornflake Жыл бұрын
24:41 I LOVE the cut to Clarkson being absolutely astonished for about half a second before he breaks down in a fit of laughter lol
@jaka3661
@jaka3661 Жыл бұрын
That face is priceless lol
@oofitsjasmine9920
@oofitsjasmine9920 Жыл бұрын
i love the amount of time the audience takes to also start breaking into laughter too
@electrozed86
@electrozed86 10 ай бұрын
I dont get why he laughed so hard
@xbaldwin97
@xbaldwin97 Жыл бұрын
These 3 are absolute legends never will there ever be another trio like these ever again
@bjornk3429
@bjornk3429 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, me a German never thought about what would happen if I drove without a license until I first watched that bit at 12:25. I just didn’t think to that part I just knew that you could loose it and would be prohibited to drive then. To be fair I was only 15 years old but still amazed by this until today.
@amg_aly
@amg_aly 2 жыл бұрын
That moment @15:32 is so wholesome... Clarkson is genuinely enjoying his best friends taking a dig at him... like he's genuinely looking at them with love and appreciation, as if he's realising how lucky he is to be working with them... and that was such a joy to watch. I might be overshooting this, but I truly get that impression from him, cheers!
@regularbloke2117
@regularbloke2117 2 жыл бұрын
Richard was having an absolute field day with that one
@Half_Finis
@Half_Finis 2 жыл бұрын
His face is actually so great there
@CptAngelKGaming
@CptAngelKGaming Жыл бұрын
This is just an awkward scripted scene. He's sitting there not saying anything while they're trying to make it funny because that's what he was supposed to do in this scene.. Nothing more to it..
@kielba5a
@kielba5a Жыл бұрын
Think you're reading way too much into it. Certainly more reading than Hammond and May were doing off the script in that bit.
@click8708
@click8708 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same, where you just have to sit back and appreciate the pelters heading your way.
@Nicholas86753
@Nicholas86753 2 жыл бұрын
20:00 the argument between James and Richard his is both incredibly hilarious and surprisingly wholesome because they both know they aren't going to convince the other and they are both such good friends that they know every joke they are making is not malicious. Plus Jeremy just standing by watching this argument with a smile on his face just solidifies what good friends they all are. Also James annihilated Richard with the jokes 🤣
@Cubemaster
@Cubemaster Жыл бұрын
I can't figure out what words were bleeped out 😂
@nothajzl
@nothajzl Жыл бұрын
The destruction power of Sigma May is unmatched 😂 If he goes after you, you better watch out
@DannyChamberlin41
@DannyChamberlin41 Жыл бұрын
i think when james said "if we strip everything off of you your like a racecar driver as a boy" james should have said "if we strip everything off of you your just a Crash test dummy"
@Jedi_Spartan_38
@Jedi_Spartan_38 Жыл бұрын
Not only that but it's the one time the Nurburgring is mentioned and James ISN'T the one ranting about it...
@Valigarmanda
@Valigarmanda Жыл бұрын
@@Cubemaster A wanker, presumably. Considering they're british.
@cameronwulff
@cameronwulff Жыл бұрын
Everyone misses these boys. The were true entertainers
@Th4t_guy_
@Th4t_guy_ Жыл бұрын
"I think I'll call him Bob. Moments later, Bob is dismembered." 😂😂😂 Also, "Which seat do they put in as standard?" is perhaps the moment I replay most when watching the full episode 🤙
@isaacmelgar9647
@isaacmelgar9647 2 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I can keep up with their dialogue because I've memorized them so much
@katakai7117
@katakai7117 2 жыл бұрын
It is bad but only because you wont experience them for the first time again
@dootanimations1687
@dootanimations1687 2 жыл бұрын
No, it's perfectly normal for Top Gear fans
@RedJLP
@RedJLP 2 жыл бұрын
@@katakai7117 Would it be worse if you can accurately determine what challenge(s) are in a given episode only from the "Tonight!" intro?
@BlacK40k
@BlacK40k Жыл бұрын
You are allowed to enjoy things to that kind of level
@broadkiwi6882
@broadkiwi6882 Жыл бұрын
Well I guess we're all going to hell then.
@minorkeymv
@minorkeymv 2 жыл бұрын
'Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationery..thats what gets you... that's the killer." ~ Jeremy Clarkson
@RedJLP
@RedJLP 2 жыл бұрын
He must have heard an old saying from the stunt business: "It's never the falling that hurts, but the stopping".
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, suddenly turning into a pad of notepaper might well be fatal. *stationAry..🙂
@auzabraar
@auzabraar Жыл бұрын
can confirm, my uncle once drove a car then suddenly turned into a pencil, i still miss him to this day
@bedtimerat
@bedtimerat Жыл бұрын
5:02 this is easily the funniest joke in the entire series for me
@TheWhipidhinio
@TheWhipidhinio 10 ай бұрын
My favourite jokes are when it truly delivers them joy from a bit of clever wit. They appreciate each other and you can tell when it’s a joke not rehearsed with them sometimes.
@Chan-zv5kb
@Chan-zv5kb 2 жыл бұрын
" She's effectively saying 'you've given me the baby now get in the back' "
@MichaelCoombes776
@MichaelCoombes776 Жыл бұрын
The segment starting at 19:58 is such a fun example of their friendship. They're talking crap about each other and loving it.
@ajaini1709
@ajaini1709 Жыл бұрын
That just U.K. humour in general, mates just take the piss out each other haha
@penariktuasreaktornuklir
@penariktuasreaktornuklir Жыл бұрын
these 3 are legends. nobody WILL replace them
@automation7295
@automation7295 10 ай бұрын
I bet that in the year 2100 - 2199 nobody even hear or care about Top Gear and these 3 legends. How would you all feel about that?
@noahtheowl7107
@noahtheowl7107 Жыл бұрын
5:50 man that smile and laugh may had, had me lying in bed at screaming my head off in laughter
@TehRuiAlv3z
@TehRuiAlv3z 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm just going outside to wax the Growler"
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 2 жыл бұрын
They have another model called the Minge.
@iankirkpatrick264
@iankirkpatrick264 2 жыл бұрын
@@Psiberzerker 2 new models you’ve forgotten about, the Beaver Mk2, plus the Military version called the Snatch
@roroisnthere
@roroisnthere 2 жыл бұрын
@@iankirkpatrick264 a Beaver will Snatch your Growler
@alexquargnali6810
@alexquargnali6810 Жыл бұрын
Didn't get the growler joke, what does that mean in britain?
@giantelftoys5466
@giantelftoys5466 Жыл бұрын
Apparently, a woman with a very hairy groin is called a “growler”
@EchosTackyTiki
@EchosTackyTiki 2 жыл бұрын
29:37 "We're not saying you should do that, *_you shouldn't_ * we're just saying you can do that." Story of my life.
@oldwelshlady6584
@oldwelshlady6584 Жыл бұрын
Yep good fun innit 👍
@piggypaps
@piggypaps Жыл бұрын
*james may blowing raspberries*
@derekshowalter60
@derekshowalter60 Жыл бұрын
15:10 I just now realized, after watching this clip hundreds of times, that Richard opens his door into James’ car 😂
@melon-yg2yb
@melon-yg2yb Жыл бұрын
i love that these 3 actually make me laugh like im there with them, they give me the laughs you get when your friend does some dumb thing and fails. i hope they continue giving me the laughs they have given me since top gear aired
@zaqway
@zaqway 2 жыл бұрын
at 17:40 I have not noticed it before, but when James is fiddling about with the computer to find the clock settings, he accidentally folds down the rear blinds. Brilliant, even if it's scripted.
@LuckyOctober
@LuckyOctober Жыл бұрын
what episode is this
@dannylagangonzalez6832
@dannylagangonzalez6832 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why that would need to be scripted.
@T05H18A1037
@T05H18A1037 Жыл бұрын
Well spotted! I didn’t notice that myself! 😄
@dominicgama3362
@dominicgama3362 Жыл бұрын
@@LuckyOctober S15E3
@legoface
@legoface Жыл бұрын
14:48 definitely the epitome of OG Top Gear’s humour
@paul_109
@paul_109 Жыл бұрын
The scene starting at 27:50 is pure, condensed comedy gold
@EatMyAxe69
@EatMyAxe69 9 ай бұрын
the crew deserve a rise, the fact they don't laugh as loud when they around these 3 is impressive
@larnregis
@larnregis Жыл бұрын
24:42 lol. I love how slow the penny drops. You can actually see it floating in mid-air for a second or two.
@amadan3869
@amadan3869 Жыл бұрын
Can you explain this i don't get it
@ghost_ib9928
@ghost_ib9928 Жыл бұрын
@@amadan3869 when may was referring about the baby he gestured to Hammond, insisting that since Hammond's height is shorted hes like the baby
@Pond721
@Pond721 Жыл бұрын
@@ghost_ib9928 No that is literally the furthest thing from what it meant
@joshuawilmar1697
@joshuawilmar1697 Жыл бұрын
@@amadan3869 If I'm not mistaken from some Google searches, the penny term basically means that it took everyone a second or two to understand the joke. *The joke* it self is that when he says "You've given me the baby, now get in the back." the back is poop hole. (If you still don't get it then maybe you're too young to understand it in the first place)
@amadan3869
@amadan3869 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuawilmar1697 ahhhh ok i get it now thanks
@clover658
@clover658 Жыл бұрын
20:22 I love how clarkson is just there too let them argue this through 😂😂
@lawrencesmith6
@lawrencesmith6 10 ай бұрын
01:35 ---> Princess Diana 09:48 ---> What's Better Hard Than Soft? 10:15 ---> Bentley And Germany 10:55 ---> Measuring Children 21:48 ---> Richard Swearing 22:07 ---> Silly Names 1 23:48 ---> Michael Richards commits a mistake 25:19 ---> Silly Names 2 27:51 ---> The Influenza Car - Best Segment 28:47 ---> Richard Admitting His Crimes 29:28 ---> Irony 30:01 ---> Ice Cream
@TheClone123456789
@TheClone123456789 2 жыл бұрын
"Is there anything worse than an upturned plug for treading on in the middle of the night ?" "A landmine !"
@Robyamdam
@Robyamdam 2 жыл бұрын
You might wanna change your profile pic look up the worst KZbinr by penguinzo if you don't know what I mean
@TheClone123456789
@TheClone123456789 2 жыл бұрын
@@Robyamdam does it look like i care?
@martian_turtle4070
@martian_turtle4070 Жыл бұрын
@@Robyamdam what a shame
@ThatCampingLad
@ThatCampingLad Жыл бұрын
Richard is underrated. Always comes out with the best one-liners when you least expect it
@primus4619
@primus4619 11 ай бұрын
4:27 to this day I consider this joke by James to be the greatest recorded use of wordplay on the internet
@OwenRic0
@OwenRic0 10 ай бұрын
“Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco” will never fail to make me laugh
@thebassplayer8506
@thebassplayer8506 2 жыл бұрын
You did justice to the Saudi Arabia joke. For years on KZbin you could only find the second half and now there's the full joke in context. Very well made video. cheers
@jimmyhopkinsman
@jimmyhopkinsman 2 жыл бұрын
Are you able to explain the Saudi joke by any chance 😅
@TetraDax
@TetraDax 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyhopkinsman They are talking about hydrogen storage, which is currently one of the biggest issues holding hydrogen powered cars back (even more so when that bit was filmed). Clarkson believes that hydrogen powered cars are what will eventually make internal combustion obsolete - And thus, Oil. Saudi Arabia draws it's entire influence and wealth from their massive oil industry. So the joke is, once petrol powered cars and oil becomes obsolte, Saudi Arabia will become poor and refocus on their famous export good before oil became important - Carpets. They also won't be able to afford cars anymore, so they have to use camels to get around.
@Jykobe491
@Jykobe491 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for saying this, for years i never really got that joke
@dascarboss2012
@dascarboss2012 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyhopkinsman Personally watching this from Saudi Arabia, I find it really funny. 😆
@thebassplayer8506
@thebassplayer8506 Жыл бұрын
Funny enough, now we can say the joke's on Clarkson since it's been some time since that episode aired, and we're still no closer (practically speaking) to use hydrogen as fuel in cars, despite the potential being there. Still, nothing beats that man's showmanship.
@youneslahyani2198
@youneslahyani2198 2 жыл бұрын
Hammonds Birmingham geography is something to stand back in amazement 🤣
@Sclumsy
@Sclumsy Жыл бұрын
9:22 this is easily one of the most hilarious jokes on this show
@i_amnotfauna
@i_amnotfauna Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@mokisan
@mokisan Жыл бұрын
What's the joke there?
@i_amnotfauna
@i_amnotfauna Жыл бұрын
@HT the demon has one seat as default when you purchase it, and James ask if it is the drivers seat or not, because the drivers seat is the only necessary seat to operate a car
@grqfes
@grqfes 10 ай бұрын
@@i_amnotfauna ok but whats the joke
@i_amnotfauna
@i_amnotfauna 10 ай бұрын
@@grqfes I deadass just explained it
@3dgar7eandro
@3dgar7eandro Жыл бұрын
I literally cannot love more this three... What a legends they are 😂👏👏👌👌
@10thdoctor15
@10thdoctor15 2 жыл бұрын
"And then something very small arrived... in a Mini."
@T.K.9
@T.K.9 10 ай бұрын
I feel like this trio are the original vloggers. But without the faf of dealing with the cameras themselves. 3 car guys just having good banter. Like I genuinely like the Top Gear specials like Vietnam (motorbikes), Burma (trucks), and the one in Africa and more. And the specials carried on in Grand Tour. A combination of comedy, travel, banter, between car enthusiast.
@I_SuperHiro_I
@I_SuperHiro_I Жыл бұрын
That dead serious stare, “well…which arm have you broken?” LOL
@alfievines5917
@alfievines5917 Жыл бұрын
I love the “you don’t think it fell out of James’s luggage” joke because it’s funny enough as it is, but then when James says “fell out of my what?” It becomes even smuttier
@ijt3852
@ijt3852 Жыл бұрын
Please explain this joke I don’t get it
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 Жыл бұрын
@@ijt3852 They have a running joke about James' sexual habits, and they are implying that it is some kind of sex toy. It is in fact an old East German TV tower, and I have been up it (oo er Matron!) just after the wall came down.
@skypentraico4322
@skypentraico4322 2 жыл бұрын
1:35 That one got the crew laughing!
@Junglist360
@Junglist360 Жыл бұрын
I love these fellas and I wish they were all 30 years younger so we could keep enjoying their antics for a lot longer.
@vegvisir9276
@vegvisir9276 9 ай бұрын
i really respect Hammond for being able to joke about his crashes considering how horrible they were and the state he was in after them
@sacrilegiousboi978
@sacrilegiousboi978 2 жыл бұрын
Richard’s sports day joke had me in tears 😂
@AlexanderDiviFilius
@AlexanderDiviFilius Жыл бұрын
It’s pretty underrated
@kaustubhh8466
@kaustubhh8466 Жыл бұрын
Where is it
@zooker7481
@zooker7481 Жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@worldcomicsreview354
@worldcomicsreview354 Жыл бұрын
@@zooker7481 Parents can't take cameras to their own children's sports days at school any more. Things will get better one day, we'll also have smoking back in pubs, tobacco liveries back on racing cars and the rifle back on our walls.
@liammeech3702
@liammeech3702 Жыл бұрын
@@worldcomicsreview354smoking back in pubs? No thanks
@jackyc311_
@jackyc311_ 2 жыл бұрын
when the camera crew started laughing at jeremy's joke about princess diana 😂😂
@tippyc2
@tippyc2 Жыл бұрын
The chemistry these three had/have is incredible
@heeeeeresrossy
@heeeeeresrossy Жыл бұрын
This is the best selection of clips...in the world!
@Account1746
@Account1746 2 жыл бұрын
11:48 hammond with an absolute banger there
@adamplace1414
@adamplace1414 Жыл бұрын
That's a joke even Lee Mack would be proud of.
@chrishallman6498
@chrishallman6498 Жыл бұрын
Legends of the car industry, there will never be another three like Clarkson, Hammond, and May.
@eleanorcooke7136
@eleanorcooke7136 Жыл бұрын
Hammond looks like Tony Stark mixed with David Tennant.
@scottlefaux
@scottlefaux 11 ай бұрын
They're not really car guys though. That's why they can appeal to the uninformed masses. They're just journalists.
@mechamax7919
@mechamax7919 Жыл бұрын
James May and Richard Hammond roasting each other like a car show rap battle is unbelievably hilarious! 🤣😂
@rudozemeu3357
@rudozemeu3357 Жыл бұрын
4:11 The man behind James May with the smile of eternal success !
@BLLACKSTTAR
@BLLACKSTTAR Жыл бұрын
"Name one thing that's better hard than soft" "Ice" That fucking broke me
@PerfectAlibi1
@PerfectAlibi1 Жыл бұрын
Soft ice also known as a slushy... 😉
@kieranharvey2767
@kieranharvey2767 2 жыл бұрын
James's May sense of humour is crminally under-rated by the wider public (outside of Top Gear fanbase).
@bradisyourboy4236
@bradisyourboy4236 Жыл бұрын
This is the only video I can rewatch over and over and it never gets old
@dooday1
@dooday1 Жыл бұрын
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" for real James is the best
@slovak4life1991
@slovak4life1991 2 жыл бұрын
That deadpan delivery of, “Which arm have you broken?” makes it that much funnier.
@marlene-sn3zs
@marlene-sn3zs 2 жыл бұрын
These 3 work so well together. They are a collective indeed.
@rippedgnome3985
@rippedgnome3985 Жыл бұрын
6:40 oh boy that joke from May is really what cracks me up
@TheHorrorFanatic450
@TheHorrorFanatic450 Жыл бұрын
I love how hammond and james have a 10 min argument about the two cars and whos is better while jeremy sits back and enjoys the ranting between them like an old married couple 🤣
@spoolingturbo9041
@spoolingturbo9041 2 жыл бұрын
15:11 i have seen this clips hundreds of times and only now realise how hard Hammond smashed his door into May's car xd
@steelixian1705
@steelixian1705 Жыл бұрын
4:38 Truly perfect comedy from james, the subtle build up into perfect delivery :D
@Spud_Farmer
@Spud_Farmer 10 ай бұрын
What we thought was a silly play on a picture turned out to be a hilarious play on words
@janethollman7894
@janethollman7894 10 ай бұрын
We need these guys back they are brilliant
@DrPerkele273
@DrPerkele273 Жыл бұрын
"And Richard forgets the abbreviation for America" "USB" i died XD
@davidbanchs1886
@davidbanchs1886 Жыл бұрын
i don't even know how he forgot that
@lukeaugulis
@lukeaugulis 2 жыл бұрын
17:55 possibly my fav joke ever lmao
@andifalatehan5193
@andifalatehan5193 Жыл бұрын
What episode?
@acerimmer563
@acerimmer563 Жыл бұрын
​@@andifalatehan5193 you've just got to binge top gear to find out
@plugoneone
@plugoneone Жыл бұрын
5:55 never gets old 😂
@shaggyego
@shaggyego Жыл бұрын
4:13 that cheesy grin has been burned into the deepest recess of my mind, ever since the episode first aired lol
@rubencoolidge
@rubencoolidge Жыл бұрын
May putting the lighter to a Nuke is one of the funniest television moments ever
@kevinsteur1
@kevinsteur1 Жыл бұрын
Best show ever! Even for “none-car-lovers”. They need to come back. It’s what the world needs right now!
@dragac90
@dragac90 Жыл бұрын
they didn't left bro
@macaco8899
@macaco8899 Жыл бұрын
@@dragac90 they were fired from top gear and they ended the grand tour
@dragac90
@dragac90 Жыл бұрын
@@macaco8899 that is what I'm saying. They didn't left, just watch grand tour😀
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK Жыл бұрын
@@macaco8899 grand tour isn’t over
@macaco8899
@macaco8899 Жыл бұрын
@@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK yes it is, they announced it on the show
@gofastavoidcats5303
@gofastavoidcats5303 2 жыл бұрын
About Hammond making a living with accidents, proudly: “And I did!”
@xcloudx01alt
@xcloudx01alt Жыл бұрын
I love how whenever Clarkson says something stupid, both Hammond and May scratch their heads automatically haha.
@ChristyFisher-jb5pm
@ChristyFisher-jb5pm Жыл бұрын
Such a wonderful feelings to watch this trio together again and again
@lovewinskindnessrules302
@lovewinskindnessrules302 Жыл бұрын
21:50 😂 you know it’s bad when Clarkson has to step in
@ZeGreatStick
@ZeGreatStick Жыл бұрын
27:15 Hammond’s own goal analogy is why I keep coming back here
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