ClassicMan D’s Ultimate Slander Compilation

[@eneldontmiss]

Remember kids, it's not slander if it's correct!

[@ClementeBacinillo]

Everything he literally says is true tbh

[@Awkhalil_7]

literally almost everything his said about rigby was not true. Its like he doesnt even watch the episodes

[@yulee3266]

@@Awkhalil_7 what did he get wrong about rigby?

[@eneldontmiss]

@@Awkhalil_7 go watch the show again bruh, rigby ain't nothin

[@PGO5490]

And if it’s in print, It’s liable

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

I can never understand why people applaud Quagmire for what he said to Brian, Quagmire is worse than Brian and all the things Quagmire said about Brian can easily be applied to himself and more. He also hit on Lois, he uses women and even rapes them, he’s a groomer that preys on his friends’ daughters, he’s a deadbeat to countless children, and so on. Him being “honest” about it doesn’t change anything or make him any better.

[@okami-chan9772]

Exactly, Quagmire is nothing more than a massive sex pest! He went out of his way to go full on Bill Cosby and drugged that one lady from The Bachelorette show in one episode and in another episode he assaulted an unconscious woman in a changing room where everybody thought he was giving her CPR!

[@mongooseunleashed]

Yeah, but at least Quagmire has some positive traits. Brain does not.

[@Chadmiral]

Facts

[@rashan141]

@@mongooseunleashed No, no he does not. You can't have 'positive traits' AND be a damn groomer/rapist/predator. This isn't some karmic scale. He's a piece of shit.

[@Bon_Beifong]

hmm🤔

[@patinthesnow752]

“Painting his wife’s walls with “The Colors of The Wind” I’m so dead. That would make a crazy bar 😆

[@DmarcusBaus]

Let's not forget Stan once made Hailie a sleeper agent, which definitely didn't backfire on him at one point, but he's such a great father though right?!

[@robertnelson9599]

And he did it so she would marry a rich guy.

[@dreamspacex3734]

​@@robertnelson9599 and it was against her will

[@mayapeterson3072]

"But she looks 40 in the third grade" had me straight up dead. 😂 And Myrtle had the nerve in one episode to imply that Lilo's hair was wild and unruly. Jealous, much?

[@altechelghanforever9906]

She mad she ain't got those Polynesian genetics with her midget Ms. Frizzle lookin-ahh. 😂

[@Alterego912]

Ikr? Her hair is always drawn straight. Myrtle, meanwhile…

[@mayapeterson3072]

@@Alterego912 As someone who doesn't have straight hair, there's nothing wrong with that (although, her style doesn't do her much justice). It's just that Myrtle was really grasping at straws. Plus I've always thought that Lilo was prettier than Myrtle and that she was in denial that she was better than Lilo.

[@Alterego912]

@@mayapeterson3072 I admit, what I said came out wrong. My apologies.

[@mayapeterson3072]

@@Alterego912 I appreciate that.

[@mrsporadicsporkguy5481]

"Khan that GAWK was SUPER NICE"😂

[@KeeKage37]

Man Bryan is the longest character assassination on this list. Started out as the voice of reason to Peter’s stupidity. Then as the series went on they made him worse and worse. Maine problem that I have with that solid minute of Quagmire roasting Bryan is that out of all people, it’s Quagmire that does it. Like seriously how are you going to try and shame Bryan for going after his best friends wife? YOU’VE DONE THE SAME! Are we really going to forget about the time Quagmire got caught peeping on Lois in the bathroom? Kinda funny how the minute it looks like Peter is out of the picture Quagmire is there take his place. And let’s not forget this is the man that slept with Cleveland’s first wife! So he’s already a home wrecker. Man Quagmire goes after so many women, and it’s not even consensual sometimes. This man’s really going to call Bryan a dead beat dad, when he’s got illegitimate kids all over the world. The one time he’s faced with his own kid he ultimately gave her up for adoption, then was like “I’ll hit her up when she turn eighteen.” Like what?!

[@Kain01able]

People seemed to willingly forget this because Brian increased hit scumbag behavior while Quagmire toned it down as the seasons went on.

[@RandoSando.]

THANK YOU. Quagmire has been a homewrecker from the jump and constantly pervs on Louis, but he wants to act high and mighty because Brian doesn't go to a soup kitchen ? He's a dog. That's unsanitary

[@Sunny-uz8cw]

Quag’s the one doing it because like he said: He’s an asshole but at least he owns it. Bryan’s pretending to be a good person and Quagmire’s sick of it. And also he really just hates Bryan. 🤷‍♂️

[@mr.allclass1442]

Facts

[@Lorenzo3K]

Well that's the thing though. We literally expect that behavior from Quagmire he even calls himself out during that rant, Quagmire doesn't pretend to be anything other than a scumbag whereas Brian is quick to call out everyone else's flaws while ignoring his own. Like the episode when his book finally took off and Stewie was his manager then it all fall apart and he blamed Stewie for everything. Quagmire never did that.

[@Whatisthisgremlin]

I love that Classic just straight DRAGGED Myrtle 😂

[@joshuajackson8120]

Satisfaction.

[@frenchiesottises8193]

And it's 100% deserved.

[@Dayday-xj3hc]

Deserved!

[@blackhearted_af]

Should’ve mentioned the part how even in the future as a teen she still ain’t shit. How you go w insulting someone’s whole fit, yet you’ve been wearing that same color scheme since you were 6 years old, let alone look like you grew out of your clothes 😂

[@dreamspacex3734]

Bro straight up sent her to hell

[@RJLiams]

At this point, I'm 100% positive that Quamire only hates Brian because of how similar they are. Each new episode only confirms it with Quagmire acting exactly the same way he hates Brian for.

[@trevorlaing8635]

Brain fucked Quagmire's dad.

[@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor]

Quagmire is honest about him being a creep Brian pulls the holier than thou card every time he gets a chance to belittle everyone around him to take the heat away from him

[@RJLiams]

@@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor Quagmire tried to blame all his problems on his mother when he was being charged for statutory. He is the least honest person in the group. We've also seen him play the holier than thou card on occasions as well.

[@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor]

@@RJLiams I've seen Quagmire be a more honest about his stuff More often than not :p

[@AFAIK-l8k]

Being honest about being a piece of crap doesn't make it any better stop coping

[@moebiusjdx7288]

Lol the rant on Myrtle always sounds personal every time I hear it.

[@i_omor.]

"Khan. That gawk was super nice!" With the accent and everything You're killing me lmao

[@fissshy7]

This man has watched every cartoon and other respective series under the sun. I'm struggling to work out if he missed the boat on any fandom at this point.

[@SKtheGREAT]

I NEED more PB slander, yes it helps me sleep at night

[@drewwilson5026]

Who tf is PB?

[@SKtheGREAT]

@@drewwilson5026 princess bubblegum bruh

[@villainkaiju]

​@@drewwilson5026 i am late to the party but princess bubblegum :P the lady from adventure time

[@blueboxy21]

God the Slander episodes are definitely one of my favorites, I hope to see more of them in the near future!

[@00Jj262]

Nah you right about Stan. I've realized the reason my brain thought Stan was a better dad Than Peter is because the shitty things he does are much, much funnier than what peter does. So i have to actually think for a second to realize that "Oh yeah, that's actually heinous"

[@jeremycase3047]

"slander" when it's all absolute facts

[@MaidenAmerika]

*Ted voice* "Khan that gawk was SUPER nice!" 😭😭😭💀

[@snapdragoon1236]

Captain marvel may have punched thanos but only one avenger drew blood

[@maux9175]

Plus that avenger is basically a normal human with pure tactics and willpower who earned that blood

[@aaronjackson8204]

I’m here for D to straight up talk shit about anyone and everyone. Keep up the good work. 😂

[@dreamieskies056]

"They're a weirdo but they're YOUR weirdo." I cant count how many times that had been said about me.

[@MilestheIcon]

I need DC to realize how much we like Hawkgirl and don’t care about Hawkman smh

[@jalengriffin1358]

"Khan that gat was super nice😀" took me out🤣🤣🤣

[@jamichealgates]

11:35 Not the bird spinning the block🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GoatHim-cv3ej]

Quality slander gotta respect it ❤❤😂😂😂

[@You-Tube-n5k]

Ngl, I would pay this man actual money to slander my least favorite character(s). His delivery is absolutely perfect. Like, I'd just give him a list of all the stuff I don't like about the character and he'd turn it into art lol

[@villainkaiju]

I would watch him saying plenty on Ash Ketchum or any other character by a mile dawg

[@simplicitysitruc]

He gave Ed his just dessert by killing that obsession

[@cosmiccosmic5468]

Ngl to you when u clicked on this video I thought it was going to be entirely princess bubblegum slander

[@TheTimbs_]

Imagine going into someone’s bathroom and peeing everywhere but the toilet just because of road rage.

[@alcatrazjyh6293]

Honestly, Warner Bros. should’ve trusted Seth MacFarlane to make a mature Scooby Doo show for them instead of Mindy because at least _he_ knows how to respect the source material!

[@zer0_iz_d34d]

Or Trey Parker and Matt Stone

[@alcatrazjyh6293]

​@@zer0_iz_d34d You mean the masterminds behind South Park? Oh, I would *ABSOLUTELY* pay good money to see an adult Scooby Doo cartoon made by those guys! 😎😎😎

[@enderknight1442]

Exactly, and Family Guy proves it.

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@alcatrazjyh6293 If they were to have Seth McFarlane do a "Mature Scooby Doo" show, the least Seth could do is get rid of those ugly Mystery Gang drawings he constantly uses in his show and replace it with the "Be Cool" designs, because the latter is much more appealing. I mean, I would love to see this scene reanimated with the "Be Cool" designs of the Mystery Gang: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIWkoYJ6g7prlc0

[@TheTimbs_]

It’s a good thing they improved rigby’s character.

[@Mellydday]

That intro goes HARD! 🔥

[@reyis_here945]

That intro though 🔥🔥🔥

[@wgs5643]

“It’s about that time for a headache” that’s a new one so true though

[@darkvizardking69]

You know a character is trash when you use their name as a verb for being shit. Then again Rigby causes as many problems as he's forced to solve.

[@Kain01able]

As bad as a person Brian can be, i will never understand why people respect Quagmire so much. If previous episodes matter so much for a character, why do people like the serial pedophile rapist?

[@phoenixfire482]

No fr bc Quagmire has admitted several times in the past that he is not above drugging women to sleep with them even if they don't want it, he victim blamed his sister who was in an ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP and told her it was her fault her boyfriend beats her, even if it's a gag he's also admitted to lying about wearing condoms with women he sleeps with and I'm pretty sure Quagmire also made some predatory moves towards high schoolers. Quagmire frickin sucks and I'm glad someone else said it.

[@thebadger622]

Someone commented that if it was Joe that had said that to Brian, it would've made more sense. Quagmire's a f*ckin hypocrite when he's done way worse than Brian

[@bigred212]

I think its he accepts he's a piece of sh*t but at the same time i still don't f*ck with him despite Messin with teenagers Traps in his house for women he brings over Cheated with his friends wife And always flirts with his friends wives mans is diabolical. Sure brian is weird but quagmire is a predator he doesn't really have a right to speak on anyone being terrible

[@SKtheGREAT]

He’s definitely not a good guy in action, i suppose we “forgive” because unlike Brian or other bad people, he’s honest about it, granted that DOES NOT make it better, but it’s a 1 + 0 sort of deal

[@ichigokage]

@@SKtheGREAT him trying to help his heavily abused sister probably helps endear people to him a bit.

[@gtcproductions4097]

I never realized how similar BP and Odin are

[@squeet0]

Intros cold af

[@Kobi342]

Colours of the wind is crazy 🤣🤣🤣

[@GNackers53]

I don't care how dumb or misguided he is, I still say that Jeff is one of the best characters on American Dad. I mean, it would take a person with Buddah like patience to tolerate Stan's antics.

[@RandoSando.]

Stan is such a great father. Remember when he bullied Steve and didn't stop until Steve hired Stelio Contos to beat his ass.

[@kingzkb2195]

I didn't know there was an intro. Absolute gas!

[@shogomakishima9742]

I need a rose quartz slander video asap

[@zer0_iz_d34d]

I love how half of it is just King of the Hill characters

[@RealSlendyBoi]

Bro really saw THAT version of Velma on that list and STILL picked Brians sorry ass. 🤣😂

[@rhiannonhamilton4427]

The Mertle slander made me spit out my drink! 'She looks 30 in the 3rd grade!'

[@prestongiles9917]

That Ted Wassonasong impression was on point

[@kingmufasa9900]

LOOOOOOOOOL my boy said Everytime myrtle on screen he gets scabies loooool

[@Hugelag]

6:51 oh that's just a term now Please continue with the slander videos, they always make my day.

[@marar17]

WAKE THE HELL UP CLASSICMAND DROPPED

[@TheCEOMrGrizz]

Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.

[@GabesEdtiz]

W J. Jonah Jameson reference 💯

[@Grok_the_Lich]

Bro's giving me a nostalgia trip straight to the veins with that intro!

[@JDWalker495]

Hold up we missing some contenders Where’s Rose and Mordecai

[@flawedandnotperfect]

Damn... I missed this intro and a full vid what a way ta start a new week of the new year

[@piercepatterson9274]

Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick. (Voice of Dale Gribble)

[@supernovavoidking6169]

God damn that theme song is amazing you made me rewatch every episode of Ben 10

[@kopawhite1399]

This is a whole roast session on multiple cartoons for 14 mins straight😂😂😂

[@blankblank3600]

coolest youtube intro. great insights. you go deep. nice.

[@nataliebateman1151]

If you had to be friends with either Velvette or Lute from Hazbin Hotel, who would you choose? (By the way I love your videos, they always bring a smile to my face)

[@WolfofSid64]

Ngl, I felt kinda bad for Myrtle in the first Lilo and Stitch movie, when Lilo went Lalo as they say and bit and punched Myrtle. The show then showed me the error of my ways and I no longer feel bad

[@donathan2933]

Love when Classic slanders characters 😂

[@angerybigdaddy8541]

I love your vids man, theyre so creative and actual good points are being made

[@amercline2640]

Will always love your vidoes❤❤

[@thechristsknight7758]

I agree with you on EVERYTHING... ...except for Hawkman. Imagine if you were in his shoes, all you wanna do is live a happy immortal life with your wife, but every time you two die and reincarnate, she keeps forgetting you exist and keeps trying to shack up with someone else all because she doesn't remember you. And even when you try to at least get her to remember what you two were to each other, odds are she _still_ won't get with you... THAT IS HEARTBREAKING AS HELL BRUH. I'm surprised Prof. Carter Hall doesn't just up and leave back to Thanagar and tell his remaininmg relatives and in-laws "Yeah, she didn't make it..."

[@artsenalproductions4813]

Brian has been banned from the internet for abusing his keyboard looking for bad stuff.

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

4:55 that's not true, he managed to get Lela to like him by spelling a message in the stars for her, she wasn't dumped by someone else, fry wasn't in danger, and he did it all by himself

[@ramdomgeek3567]

Fun fact: this video was released on my brother's 17th birthday

[@finalbossgamer5481]

4:04 even then, i don't know a single person who actually sat down and watched this, purely because just looking at it RADIATES stink and hate.

[@sophielobato4495]

Nice intro dude

[@Temachan4343]

ay yo i didnt realize stan smith could count as a straight up yandere

[@womblemonkey.]

As soon as i saw this i shared to the tv bc this mans insults are another thing

[@wizofauzz]

I need to watch Beef, that shit sounds crazy

[@GoliathPyroson]

I remember Stan literally held God at gunpoint

[@Juggtacula]

LaBarbara Conrad is way worse than Leela. She's basically been cheating on Hermes with Barbados Slim since they got together, their son Dwight might be Barbados' kid, and Hermes has caught her cheating on him multiple times and she is never sorry.

[@rpgrage7711]

Oh this is going to be GOOD come get ya popcorn people 🍿

[@gdragonlord749]

Hawkmsn in the JLU was done well because his arc revolved arround his obsession and becoming better

[@kingkryptonite-b1z]

That intro hits HARD

[@MC_Guy]

Time for my fav videos to be a comp

[@gren8te319]

6:05 was one hell of a burn

[@ljmoore6780]

Rigby had great character development though, he wanted to be better and he did

[@Evantheone5]

Leela has too high of expectations and fry is a simp and leela takes advantage of that

[@comicracer5155]

we can all admit that intro hard

[@HavaNickle]

Nah fry fumbled the biggest bag losing amy chasing Leela.

[@sharpthunder]

Thanks!

[@cj_.44._cf]

“That gawk was SUPER NICE!” will absolutely never not make me die laughing

[@jayflame5100]

0:26 so you’d rather be around Cartman more than Brian???👀

[@antoniowoodson1262]

Cartman can actually be cool sometimes, Brian just does shit to be annoying.

[@whimsicalchronicles8798]

eric cartman usually needs prep time to do most of the bad shit he does if you're locked in a room with him he's just a fat little meatball who at worst just farts in the room constantly

[@blackskullknight9062]

Ah it good to see a Compilation of Slander

[@cameronbaldwin3415]

That intro goes hard AF.

[@Meme_Jesus]

I’ve been waiting for this

[@dhillz958]

That gak was super nice lmao

[@kingmagikarp97]

I haven't watched the full video yet at the time of writing this, but I hope bubblegum is in the compilation

[@deadlock9085]

We need more of this

[@jellybean3201]

Oh I’m gonna love this.

[@inktirrell5016]

Been Awhile Since Classic Made A Video.

[@torntokoroa]

Redcorn is scummy as all hell too. Funny enough there is a theory that Dale knows exactly what's happening but doesn't care because his wife is rich as shit and she lets him do whatever the hell he wants. In exchange he just lets a stranger sleep with her.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Aight a new CMD video, let's do this

[@sdwxrld6024]

11:10 Dude my first thought is Oskar Kokashka from Hey Arnold

[@nanosmokex6998]

Hawkman take is so correct because I watched the CW show "Legends of Tomorrow" and he acted just like that

[@clayturtle9256]

You’ve got the Omnitrix but you can only transform as 3 aliens, which one you choosing

[@nathanielhairston303]

oh my goodness you dropped an video much love of all your content hope for best health and good life.

[@michaelchristie8329]

14 minutes of straight roasting. Sign me up.