Claude - There's a Dragon in the Hospital

In which Claude makes an analogy about the current political state.
Audio from John Mulaney's "There's a Horse in the Hospital": • There's a Horse In The...

[@mjuno2909]

that 'okay okay okay okay okay okay' part is literally the best summary of verdant wind

[@Cerbleur07]

The plot: Claude tries to cope by choosing which poison is less deadly for Fodlan meanwhile embraces a big tittied strong woman.

[@zippacna]

i mean... to be fair... this whole video is a pretty objective view of verdant wind

[@MayAwesome]

Yeah if Claude wasn't out shooting people with his bow he would be a comedian

[@nono7075]

He's probably his own court jester

[@theunknowncrusader4362]

He’s not the clown, he’s the entire circus

[@mylesmohammed901]

Marianne is like “DORTE, NO”

[@theunknowncrusader4362]

DORTE YES

[@SCI3N3N0mber1]

DORTE, ALWAYS YES

[@baalgodofrain]

3:01 this is soo accurate it hurts

[@pikaace]

If Claude was actually doing this routine at Garreg Mach, Edelgard and Hubert would probably be rolling with laughter

[@theunknowncrusader4362]

Rhea would probably be screaming and Byleth would be just standing there unsure how to feel

[@randomperson8571]

Claude and Edelgard should have been friends to make the story more interesting (and give Claude more character development that the poor guy, my man, is sorely lacking in the canon) but IntSys was like "nah lol Claude can uhhhh just be there I guess" thanks IntSys -.-"

[@Therunawayglacon]

I know I’d be on the floor screaming laughing

[@marksirdashney6000]

Actually, they’d still be mad about the budget.

[@mobgabriel1767]

​@@theunknowncrusader4362 "flayn pack UP your things we are going trought the dragongate"

[@ejelecflametails6657]

A dragon loose in the hospital

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Dragon loose in a hospital?

[@thegamingknight642]

I was waiting for that to be mentioned, but it was just Rhea as a... actually I haven't gotten to that explanation yet.

[@zippacna]

I would have said 'dragon loose in the monastery'

[@tay1064]

Good god, this reminds me so much of Takumi comedy and it's beautiful

[@roaringthunder115]

Yes the old Takumi vibes

[@kl3321]

Claude the inheritor of Takumi's legacy

[@Rapidfre]

I never knew a needed a John Mulaney skit over Claude from fe3h until today. This is art.

[@dylanbaillie7085]

There need to be more claude stand up videos

[@dylans.1741]

There should not be a dragon in the monastery!

[@jacobdraconic5358]

Nemesis: Well, if there's gonna be a dragon in the monastery im going to get resurrected. Claude: Those don't match up at all.

[@dylans.1741]

@@jacobdraconic5358 Thales: I'm a supernatural shapeshifter! I'm fucking crazy!

[@jacobdraconic5358]

Anna: We're now joined by a Crest Scholar that once saw a merc with a crest of flames.

[@dylans.1741]

@@jacobdraconic5358 Rhea: I have fired the dragon catcher

[@jacobdraconic5358]

Rhea: I'm going to run towards the child (soon to be) traitor and smash them with my claws, I have nice claws and a long tail, I'm a dragon. Claude: Oh, that's what I thought you'd say you dumb flipping dragon!

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Three Hopes: Claude hates the horse.

[@xionmemoria]

Why is that so accurate

[@wanderlustwarrior]

As a member of the Edelgang, I love this! This is why you spare Claude at Derdriu!

[@cometgravity]

i love this so much please do more

[@BlueMageWithSoulEdge]

Stopped that damn hippo.

[@kl3321]

This fits so well.

[@lizabey]

I didn't know Aesop was still writing new fables.

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Dragon from more ancient Terra?

[@rossvegas1346]

I really hope Joe has seen these

[@Robin-234]

I saw this and somehow thought "Joe Biden? But this is from before he was president..." Only to be hit with the realisation that that's dumb, and you meant Claude's VA.

[@rossvegas1346]

@@Robin-234 I want Biden to see this too

[@frisolaxod3835]

Why do the lines fit Rhea so goddamn much is she really the Trump of Three Houses except she was the one who took the racism??

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Rhea's more like Bush than Trump, but it wouldn't fit the skit as well.

[@CptRanger]

really ripping off John Mulaney?