What Kind of Person Are You?

[@goldrush255]

I'm a nurse in Poland and sometimes I don't like my job and what's happening in medical field - but I spread joy and positive energy, I talk to people and I'm kind to them. I thought I'd be a 3D model graphics designer, artist, I'd be drawing things... But look where I am :) I'm happy, I drink my tea, read books, watch videos - I'm finally at peace at 33 y.o. - and my life was really sad and miserable not that long ago. Cheers everyone!

[@ClausKellerman]

thanks for sharing!

[@Stahodad]

Nice ... I like my job too. Cheers from Canada.

[@mudducke8]

I'm very happy today. I brought my right foot onto my left knee and put my socks on unassisted for the 1st time since April 30th. I had a total knee replacement.

[@garythorstenson6783]

I'm retired now and pretty much where I was planniing to be for most of my adult life. The one threat to my happiness is my seeming inability to deal with the fact that I am getting older exponentially. I can no longer do the things that have brought me so much joy, like ski, ride my motorcycle and mountain bike, hike and camp, etc. The idea that all of us go through this and we need to adapt and change has not been very effective. So i continue to do what I can to maintain my lifestyle; (I'm probably having my second knee replaced this fall) and really feel bleesed and am truly appreciative of the life I have. But I'll soon be in my 70's and it's only going to get tougher. Before my first knee replacement, my Dr. asked me: "How long do you expect to ski?" I answered "Until I can't ski anymore!" He said "Congratualtions, yu've made it!" So I changed doctors and got another year of skiing on a new knee. Now the other needs replacing. So I'll get it done and maybe get a few more years on the slopes. "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light". -Dylan Thomas

[@jameslanning8405]

The Mouse is in a crossfire, getting smashed, and NONE of his team will come assist him. They could have taken the base cap. But the girl scouts in the back, wanted to hide in the bush and wait for the other team to win the match... "WHY do they even come into WOT?" The sheer idiocy is very disturbing. People get into WOT, to do nothing in the game to win. The Mouse was the best hope they had capping the base. And watched him get taken apart instead of pushing up and attacking the swarm that ganged up on him. Worthless girl scout botz!

[@kevinmckay5052]

you know you cant out rant klaus however that was a good try now heres your participation ribbon :)

[@Daves_Not_Here_Man_76]

Well over half the player base are actively playing to lose as though they're paid in cocaine and underage child sex slaves.

[@321minder]

yeah, triggered me too....

[@midnightkaos]

Sometimes I run into many trying to assist a team mate knowing I will get destroy most likely, but at least I know tried. Seen the mouse like this made me mad as well.

[@jameslanning8405]

@@midnightkaos If you look at the map in the match, you'll see the rest of the Mouse's team, on the far side of the map, sitting in the bushes,hiding from the opponents. This happens WAY too often. TDs sitting across the map from doing anything of value.

[@StevenAndrews]

you all don't realize, we were "this" close to having claus on stage INSTEAD of taylor swift.

[@WOTArtyNoobs]

I think Taylor dodged a bullet there!

[@treadheadpete4770]

I am currently on holidays in my country's capital city of Ottawa, which makes me happy! I went to the National Gallery, and the War Museum, both were great! I have also managed to avoid politicians, which makes me happy, because I would say and/or do something that would get me arrested!

[@KOS762]

The Maus did not focus on the one shot tanks. This is a problem with most players, they only worry about how much damage they get, instead of trying to win. He ignored the easy kills and was shot by those same tanks, over and over. Then when it came time to reset the cap, he chose the target he would never pen in a million years, to secure the loss. We call this type of game play, "Pub Mentality". Sad but true.

[@jasontucker3016]

I'm a person who can't stand people's BS anymore and am VERY blunt about calling them out on it (even my bosses). But I feel like SOME people appreciate my bluntness

[@Kers1970]

Well... obviously I'm a person who's watching a tank wiggling back and forth for more than 7 minutes... Where did it all go wrong...

[@KiloHertz]

Mr Claus, what you saw at the back of the Maus is the mighty mouse ;)

[@jimmybob3756]

Many people look back and get sad about their past, I don't because there is no point, you can't change what has already happened. I've made choices and some were good and some not so good, it just doesn't matter.

[@AmO-z5h]

"I'm happy that I can get angry". Love it :)

[@carlvondrunker7855]

Gotta live that Stoic life. Replace "living the dream" with..."The horrors persist and so do I"

[@KOS762]

I heard it like this. "you will regret the things you don't do in life, more so than the things you do". Would of, could of, should of, is not living life.

[@carlvondrunker7855]

@@KOS762 cool.I wasn't dissecting Claus, I was answering his question. "What type of person are you?"

[@gurugolf7438]

Claus invented quiet quitting.

[@aussiechris9111]

This whole episode felt very Seinfeldesque. Pretty sure Claus worked for Kruger Industrial Smoothing.

[@miniondawes2382]

I must say, I am so thankful I live in this universe where Clause Kellerman is a KZbin personality. I realized at a young age that I'm a regular schmo. Trying to live my life intentionally taking the road less traveled. It gives me a sense of joy and fulfillment. I always relish the opportunity to joke about the hardships in life, especially with my fellow peers. My wife and I watch your videos everyday at 7 am, first thing in the morning, while getting ready. Thank you Clause for the no bullshit. It is the best way to start the day!!!

[@ernestpaul2484]

The key to true happiness is applying the phrase: "Who gives a shit" to those events or experiences in life that don't mean anything of consequence in the big picture. Some fulfilling love of another is beneficial also, but for some that is a difficult or somewhat difficult thing to find. That is why dogs are the ticket as opposed to humans. Just a take on Claus's comments on "true happiness". No in-depth Freud today.

[@offpherj7884]

I hate this game, haven't played it for a long time, really don't remember the last time I played. I do enjoy listening to Claus go off on things (Anything) and this makes me happy! Catching trespassers on my property makes me MAD... Watching Claus makes me happy, so it all works out in the end..............................................................

[@jack-xf6il]

Thanks Claus for entertaining us with your annoyance and frustrations at WoT. Some people aren't happy unless they are miserable. But so long as you turn it into something positive then why not. What I don't like it people who are miserable and always spread negativity. Thanks for being you Claus!

[@lvolvanov9334]

Claus, hope you find the peace you deserve! It's all up to you, man! And you got all of us there, who will never stop like you for being so nice of you! No matter what your current work is! Enjoy life! Take this as a spread of joy!

[@offhamsterwheel2789]

i got tired working Covid as frontliner, now i am at peace, earning less BUT workin for myself at home and much happier, carry on in minimalist life with No Debt, i have more options in life and choosing where to relocate with my life. Just like WOT, nowadays, i have no Premium days and i join a Clan who doesn't care when i log in and what I play.

[@johncodmore]

Having a good rant is very cathartic, like the euphoria you experience after vomiting.

[@alex.mielus]

Ohhh fuck! It feels so goooood! 😱😱 Or after a dump :)) About the same feeling ..

[@Oxy_Cotton]

High m8, I'm happy to be cancer free, in 2019 I had a right nephrectomy and on the 27 of March 2024 I had a left partial nephrectomy. which left me with 60% of ONE kidney resulting in 37% kidney function. Less than 30% require dialysis. But now I'm pissing out of 2 holes, so now i have a stent from kidney to bladder then an 8mm catheter to a bag then to a larger detachable drain bag and another pig tail drain that enters through my back into the bag of urine that my body made to contain the leaking urine which pass's into another bag.The drain isn't that uncomfortable but the catheter sux balls and i've had it in since the 9th of April. 😞

[@deGraaff-s8p]

Wish you lots of acceptans abillity and recovery .dont frust you in wot 😊

[@billybobjohnroane1692]

Love every stinking minute! Living the dream! Get out of my yard!

[@josephna4403]

I drive a truck for a Woke Corporation that spends $$$ on JESTures to every PC cause that comes down the pike while being stingy about everything we actually NEED...Not to mention the camera and microphone they put into the cab with us to monitor us every minute of the day....Of course, i dread W O R K. If only i could get my $$$ for Nothing and my chicks for Free.😅 *Maybe i should take up making Video Games😂

[@DamonOgden-g5d]

I've been homeless for 15+mths now,and most days I wake up and think to myself 'Life ain't too bad',Thanx for the channel!❤❤❤

[@KevinTullock]

I’m a Ships Captain…… It’s ok I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️….. Sometimes….. Bloody passengers can be a pain though 😖

[@louis-philippedugal1796]

What makes me happy is listening Claus ranting about the meaning of life.

[@jornschneider2723]

happyness is a warm gun.... 🙂

[@chadjensen6118]

Awesome point Claus, thanks for sharing like always. glad to have tuned in a couple yrs ago

[@joshuaboudreau5258]

Carried playing music throughout my life. Then I was forced to retire for medical reasons but still play full time, paying the bills but I love it!

[@AntzWar]

My goal and motivation is to avoid the 9 to 5 job as much as possible, avoid wage slavery and surrounded by people in the workplace who are full of hate and bitch about you all day, and on top of that making money for a soul sucking company, no thanks rather be poor and happy

[@h3llrayzor59]

Claus the Philosophiser 😂😂

[@ggginforlab]

Im chasing my dreams. My dreams are faster.

[@bushidok9180]

when I stay up until 4 in the morning, theres nothing I like to do more than to listen to the philosophy of Claus. The video is added bonus

[@xerpenta]

This is THE best gaming channel on KZbin. Nowhere else do I feel so much at home as here. All thanks to the real talk. The moments when I were realizing that there is a tank destroyer in the background, driving back and forth were priceless too 🤣 I am a person that has this philosophy: do what you have to, to be able to do what you enjoy. I hate my job but I also love it. I am a software tester and so my job is basically hating on things and finding reasons for why what the others figured out will go to shit. And it couldn't fit my pessimistic nature more 🤣My success there (I'm a manager by now) thaught me to appreciate myself, a thing that I had trouble with earlier. I realized that every person is valuable and there's a role for every one of us. If you love to hate everything, find bad sides to anything, and poke holes in everything anyone says - there's a job where they will pay you for it; to keep in check the overly optimistic development and production people 🤣

[@scottwallen461]

So... You're not happy unless you're not happy?

[@fredsmith7538]

Enjoyment is always ranting amongst friend whilst drinking beer in the pub on a Friday night, removes all the stress of life and at the end you forget whatever it was that pissed you off.

[@matthewandrews9052]

Your work story reminds me of George on Seinfeld and the Pensky File episode.

[@JoeSteffy1932]

Attitude is everything my friend. The key to happiness is knowing when to care and when to not give a shit. 🤷🙂

[@piotrbednarek8425]

I am happy, that I came across Claus in my life!

[@willdodge200]

Claus is like a philosophical Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of Tanks.

[@arvehaugland710]

Angry old man that also spreads Joy. That sounds like Santa Claus!

[@mayhem_1sob120]

Claus has that Costanza vibe.

[@markwoodhouse7043]

"Always look on the bright side of life"😊

[@leeneal1131]

I’m happy you’re happy!

[@smittywerbenjaegermannjens8809]

'Do you ever yearn ?' 'I yearn, Often I sit...and yearn' 'Have you yearn?'

[@hubertovidiu]

I liked that strv 103 from the Maus replay was staying way in the back being useless lmao

[@fromhelltocell]

God Bless you Kellerman, we love you cause you're real 😁

[@Paul-xt3gl]

Racked up the hours on this game back in high-school and fell out during college with all the weird lines, but joined one of those 9-5 jobs. luckily my group are happy people, which does rub off on you. So far so good, we'll see if the next few years and worthwhile and climb the corporate ladder. The money is useful from time to time but wish I did go fully into voice acting which would be a dream. It's still time to go for though!!

[@RDElisei]

He's preaching again!

[@Oxy_Cotton]

Ps. If I still played Waste of Time (WoT for short) I would have topped myself.

[@rmlarsen]

I'm an incredibly lucky person whose passions (math, physics, and computer science) lead to a very stimulating and fun career in Silicon Valley. I never chose this path because of the money, but because I love writing code that solves fun math puzzles. My favorite thing as a kid was playing board games with my cousins, and I feel that my job is kinda like that.

[@caglassc]

“Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms-to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.” - Viktor E. Frankl, Man’s Search for Meaning

[@singncarpenter6270]

When stuff goes wrong, laugh and enjoy fixing it or solving it, or getting past it. The key to life is enjoying the journey, no matter where it takes you, while trying to keep a smile on your face. You can't control everything, so enjoy the bumps in the road.

[@wardphilips2332]

your work story would make an excellent TV SITCOM

[@christophersims7060]

I'm a survivor, a simple man just trying to make my way and be a good dad.

[@generalpublic3744]

I hope the players got a crucial contribution, for which WG should provide a medal as well as a reward. I treasured my CC's.

[@tomwitte6369]

translation: Claus has no more fecks to give. Our three year old granddaughter does a fantastic rendition of "Let it Go" from Frozen. The cutest way to be reminded of what actually matters in life. BS is for the BSr's.

[@waynefromaustralia3792]

your displeasure pleases me

[@jeffhillstead3302]

I was a school sports champion in BC in the 70s.. I had too work after my parents split.. Old Trudeau killed dreams just like junior.. 😂

[@salty4496]

You are in fine fooling today Claus, have a good one :)

[@Morloch]

Just waiting for it to be over.

[@flukeman022]

Maus has a muscle mouse as a paint work! 👍

[@FatBikeRacer]

My boss's muppet saying was "I'll take attitude over aptitude any day!" Yep, he sure did, I was surrounded with morans. Miss light tanks and hard to play mediums. All hail algorithm.

[@brien656]

Asking the Question, what is the meaning of life and everything in a simplified answer? The answer is 42. 42? That can't be the right answer. Well then, you didn't ask the right question did you? I don't think anyone is really content with thier life. To rationalize everything in a way, is to lie to yourself. There is always something not to be content with. That is part of the human problem. It's just like saying, "I'm living my dream.". If that is so, you really don't having anything to dream for. That one is responcable for ones own happiness is also untrue. To say that, means you exclude every outside force that influences your life. The only thing you are in total control of, are your own decisions. You can be happy with the decisions you have made but, the outcome is not totally decided upon your decision. That's how I feel/think about it.

[@robbyrocksoo]

Poor Maus in first game. The rest of his team was hiding so far north, they were almost in the next map. What the hell were they thinking as the cap counter was ticking down?

[@jeffms5068]

Hey Claus - The question of the day: Who Am I? For starters, I'm the guy who likes to take potshots at our host when said host's rant cup overfloweth. But hey, that's what he's here for, eh? IRL, I'm in my late 70s and - thank the Force - retired, and I'm thrilled with that fact, unlike some of the hampsters I hear who complain about missing the hampster wheels of their past jobs. Although I actually liked my job(s) - they all revolved around industry sales - from the seller's side - I was always on the inside desk, acting as technical support staff assisting the customers in finding the correct product to solve their stated needs. And that made me feel useful rather than just a salesman pushing stuff on customers. Growing up, there were two significant TV shows for me - SKY KING and SEA HUNT ( haha - most of you will need to google those names to understand). So yes, they set the marker if I had a dream to follow. And as I sit at my keyboard today, I'm delighted to have met both of those waypoints. I have my pilot's and scuba diving licenses, so check and check. Finally, a regret I have, like Claus, involves music. I played a wind instrument from middle school through college, which provided a great deal of enjoyment, but I never learned to play a keyboard. Now, with the wide availability of fantastic electronic keyboards, I would love to be able to sit down and literally play piano with a symphony. Ah well, maybe in the next cycle.

[@lawrencelagerquist7947]

makes sense

[@kenmayo6906]

Awesome video for sure 😎

[@TheRealBozz]

Happiness is a warm gun.

[@mikesnow5890]

I can hold my hand up. I'm a professional musician and actor. Not famous or rich. But happy.

[@LowryYT]

i promise you, you wouldve hated doing music too, youre not playing songs you like, youre replaying same songs over and over again, youre a human jukebox at that point

[@grantderue]

That IS-7 (Maus battle) needs to turn in his IS-7 owner card. What was he doing?

[@kevinbrick-jv3fe]

I miss soooo much of the old Claus. Oh snap didn't realize you had a second channel

[@jessiescheller5895]

I come here for tanks and Claus' s pep talks

[@goaway7346]

Everyone is programmed to be exactly who (what) they are.

[@DeluxePrime]

a man used to say, ... "dream maus"

[@fulcrumsee5968]

This was one of your Top 20 stories. Gotta figure out the other 19 though.... I don't know what I am.. Recently divorced so I guess I can say I'm a sad person

[@peterk_hh]

I am not that happy how my life went by, but I am 56 now and cannot change easy doing only what makes me fun as I need money for rent and all that stuff. So in a next life I would change things, but the thing is you don't know about all that when you are young...

[@lajosgy3062]

I do not play WoT anymore but I keep watching you Claus! Try to bring me back to the game :)

[@davidlabedz2046]

I'm in a good mood today. I don't play the Maus.

[@scewston420]

Tortoise rolled 230 every single shot lol

[@curiousgeorge5992]

Lack of justice😡

[@bert2530]

I am very happy becoming an old angry prick.

[@vojkanvilimonovic2831]

Nice definition :)

[@josiptijanic7389]

Follow your drem even if is all about E FUCKING 100

[@darkhowling6425]

Did anyone count the amount of shots the tortoise took?

[@rustynail6363]

Ahhhh! You sticking something in yur coffee boy? :))

[@Biomorphic44]

I am trying to see to some dreams and great you mention about dreams Claus :)

[@DCG-dg5sd]

if you are angry, annoyed, pissed off, ranting, raving, irritated, in pain, "swimming in a sea of bs", but are happy about it and enjoying yourself .... then you are a masochist 🤔 .... I dont think thats necessarily a good thing Claus 😋

[@bradleymuro6807]

Yea and then Tom Hanks went to epstiens Island and well got scared when that was found out and then moved to Greece and became a citizen cuz they don't expedite people who r suspected of a crime

[@kevinbrick-jv3fe]

Didn't they finally nail you when you said something to someone at the water cooler?

[@urabampot]

whats the answer?... you did a lotta acid in the 80s Clause, LMFAO!!.... love ya buddy!!....

[@kevinmckay5052]

the only regret is that i didn't quit my job sooner instead of medical issues forced me out

[@2tone209]

AY UP CLAUS

[@KOS762]

The 2nd game.... .... ....I missed it. I think I fell asleep. Did he ever move from that spot?

[@robbyrocksoo]

I am retired and playing in bands as my retirement job. Of course I am a dreaded bass player, so I will never have the status, women, or money, of real musicians, but I make enough to fund my Timmies addiction. Lol.

[@ClausKellerman]

do what paul mccartney did. turn the bass volume up until they notice you.

[@wild1971child]

i feel sorry for the guy playing the mouse. he's against most of the other team and the rest of his team sitting back on the other side of the map :) lol

[@davidgallimore9656]

The world does not (did not) need another Bryan Adams.

[@oneagentfrog]

Hmmmm....Taylor Kellerman. It has a certain ring to it doesn't it?