Cleared Hot Episode 246 - Coffee Time with Evan Hafer

[@seanskip1554]

Now that we have both Of the CEOs of BRCC here we can get what the people want and that’s some dang poncho liner hoodies back in stock

[@Patrick_Bateman____]

“Both of the CEO’s”?? We all know Andy is the one true CEO.

[@seanskip1554]

@@Patrick_Bateman____ I’m not trying hurt anyones feelings these days lol if Evan wants to identify as a CEO that’s fine by me

[@dacr8928]

Woobie lives matter

[@hamschh]

Quit simping

[@kukaliemikalie8157]

CEO of Fitter

[@rjcarboy]

I'm sure some of you can relate to this. One of the most difficult things in life is to watch a podcast with Evan and Andy, while at work, and try to hold in your laughter. It's quite impossible. I could only imagine the guy next to my office listening to my ass snicker and shoot short bursts of air from laughter, sounding like an absolute idiot orca whale coming up for air every other minute. Thank you gentlemen, for always being awesome.

[@michaelchurgin7027]

Amazing, me too man. They're wildly funny without even trying to be

[@abrigman]

thinking this exact same thing this morning at the gym, I probably looked like a whack job hysterically laughing for the entirety of my workout

[@BRADLEY856]

Yep

[@johnsheetz7983]

Both of you have a great sense of humor

[@d.j.ashley]

Out of Focus Evan is the best Evan.

[@aposey75]

Ok, so I'm not the only one that was thinking Even's chair back was the focal point.

[@stephaniecepeda1097]

This episode isn’t complete without Mike glover . #bringbacktheglover

[@papabear328]

No Glove(r), no love(r) 😂

[@tejassingh6800]

Osama Bin Glover

[@justindodge7147]

love these podcasts!!! thank you guys for the great conversation!

[@garrettreid9229]

switched to a tension release last month, total game changer. broke me down to the basics and got me to appreciate archery all over again

[@hewhosplanisclosesttogodwi643]

Making my Monday start awesome. And yes he is baseline. It’s probably my favourite personality type.

[@markspanton2985]

Thank You for this, I have been laughing my ass off all morning long listening to this.

[@michaelchurgin7027]

Calling Glover"Gaysian" is the funniest thing I've heard this year

[@yup4792]

Andy you have to get DJ Shipley on … what an amazing story !!! He would be an awesome guest !!!

[@bayramtounsi2982]

David Rutherford coming to Evan and Shawn: WHAT'S UP DUDE?WHERE U BEEN? WHAT YOU BEEN DOING? Evan Hafer: hey bro, seriously, are you always like this? Always wanted to know more about Evan since then X)

[@robparsons7929]

I was crying at the stove story. Every trip I have ever taken with buddies of mine winds up the exact same way, and while I may have the mind of a 4th grader, that shit is hilarious.

[@paulwhatever1455]

Here's a scarier exercise with the phones. Next time you're at a stoplight, watch the cars that pass through the intersection and see how many of them are looking at their phone while driving. For me it's usually in the 6-7 out of 10 range.

[@andrewcappiello5585]

The baby/hamburger and dog suppository made me laugh so hard, i had to shit. Thanks guys.

[@santhony74]

13:15 I love doing crap like this. Once I was in the car with a colleague and she needed to take her mom flowers for her birthday. When we got there I grabbed the flowers and walked in pretending to be a delivery boy. I told the mom, who had never met me, that the florist was trying to save paper so we were using body parts to sign for deliveries. I offered my neck or my hand. She looked at me like I had 3 heads but signed the palm of my hand...reluctantly. We all laughed for an hour or so.

[@ryanconroy7188]

I'm 17 minutes in and am dying lol. Laughing so hard I'm gonna crash on my way to work lmao

[@ampedturtle4033]

Saaame!

[@jonbondavis8725]

Evan..? How can you being the CEO of BRCC go to Scheels and not get absolutely bombshelled with all the SF wannabes???? That’s amazing

[@jcc1ked]

I’m 8 minutes into this gem and I’m fucking dying!!!!! Hahahahahaa I love these guys man

[@rc123theycallme]

Watching a BRCC podcast while drinking Invader Coffee. I don’t give a fuck.

[@crystalchandler6742]

Than you Evan for starting my week with laughter! i enjoy doing the random Poohoo from the movie Major Payne LOL OMG at 16:10 I cannot breathe im laughing so hard

[@ampedturtle4033]

As soon as Evan said vodka in a french press I got excited remembering the old Drinkin Bros days

[@wesleynichols1997]

In high school in class where we had sinks, I would make this perfect water droplet sound. It used to drive people nuts, they would go try and turn the water off as if it was actually on. Lol loved hearing your guys say you fucked with people

[@cb6816]

Andy Stumpf, do another agriculture one please, for our California Grandmother's, focus on the fruit trade if you could find someone from Salinas, that'd be interesting coverage from your Domain. King Andy of decent common sense and few, large failures. California loves you. I'm on the fence now.

[@RayRayReddington]

It sounds like Evan’s sense of order is offended by French press coffee.

[@domingochavez2552]

I am ready for the Shatner-esque pauses

[@r.goodridge6318]

Great episode so far. Cheers gents 🤣

[@trevergoick9341]

42:42 The Amish-leap! Evan has made it... To the starting line that is! Keep it up!

[@internet_internet]

If my French press makes me a bad person, I guess I humbly accept. If I’m going to drink brown water, I want it to taste like brown water.

[@nlee2492]

23:40 Yeah, it could be incompetence. But, being that it’s the govt, I really don’t think that they “didn’t know” those symbols are “All American”. They absolutely know. Which is WAY more troubling.

[@MsBritanie73]

"Can you?". Legend. Perfect blend of brilliance and asshattery as always guys. RLTW. 😘 Sorry Andy. #haferhilarityparexcellence

[@adamcarlson6004]

Andy! Reload your Cleared Hot podcast shirts. I want to wear a shirt that causes people to google your show OR causes them to ask me, “Didn’t that guy write Terminal List?”

[@sickstringbender1364]

I would mistake Evan for Marty McFly if I didn't know better.

[@Dk-rz5hd]

I thought I was the only one trolling the Dr during the ultrasound. 😂 I recently started strategically hinting twords my pregnant wife being my sister during the ultrasound or obvious date night dinners or buying flowers. . . Lol my wife tells people she has a beer gut when they ask about the baby in grocery stores. (She's obviously 8 months pregnant but tells people who ask it's just a swollen liver/beer gut) . . we've slowly quit giving a f*ck about everyone else's opinions and only care about amusing our selves and close friends. It started with my gma slowly trailing behind us and faking like she's mobility impaired and very publicly saying to us that we're mean for rushing her. ( My grandma normally walks faster than us in stores and only trolls for people's reactions/personal amusement)

[@EditingWithPopPop]

About the Tagging. I understand that the platforms do restrict us at times. I wonder if Joe's Social Media Team turned off the setting that allows people to tag. Wonder if he was being tagged on some nonsense posts, and they turned off that option.

[@kukaliemikalie8157]

Itd be interesting if Evan would visit Finland, the coffe land of the world. We use it as fuel.

[@ZacharyCox]

16 mins in and I'm already crying laughing, thank you Evan

[@austin3598]

Is the episode short because Evan is so short?

[@bray0012]

I see the CEO of Black Rifle, but who is this Evan guy?

[@partlysunny5402]

An anti 2A CIA operator.

[@jpdive8664]

The CEO of Folgers is watching this and telling his executive staff that we need to become Special Forces operators.

[@Frumpy_Mastodon]

Rather presumptuous of Evan to assume people who use a french press don't use a burr grinder, weigh the coffee, heat the water up to a precise temp, measure the volume/weight of the water, and control the steep time. As he was rattling off all those things it was essentially just a check list of all the steps I follow when making my coffee iN a FreNcH pResS.

[@tonycarpaccio9550]

I have no idea what the hell he is talking about when he goes after the French Press. I make my coffee exactly the same every morning, measured, timed, it's completely repeatable and replicated. Idk what his deal is against it maybe if it was the Freedom Press it would be alright haha

[@Frumpy_Mastodon]

@@tonycarpaccio9550 I know BRCC sells a French press and if they don't already call it that, they need to. I always wanted to know why he thought the French press was so terrible, being the coffee nerd that he is I assumed he had some inside knowledge as to why it was inferior but at least now I know his bias is founded on a false premise. I wonder if he knows a lot of people who use a pour over just eyeball it and don't follow a coffee to water ratio.

[@Frumpy_Mastodon]

@@tonycarpaccio9550 He's got to be trolling people, his thought process just seems so illogical.

[@to8860]

Who knew that Evan and Dirk Durham were cousins?!!! That's awesome!!

[@nickalejandro5869]

Is the “my pillow guy” trying to cut into your coffee action? 👍

[@michaelalligood4622]

I never really noticed until this podcast in how much Evan sounds like Tom Cruise. 😂

[@msanders777]

8:50 my 6 year old nephew called me a cuck! I couldn't help but laugh.

[@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330]

Wait, both “alleged” CEO’s of BRC on the same pod? I call for a Thunderdome. To be fair, the audience will kill each other considering the 2A community can’t get along for shit.

[@debrafisher7373]

Osama bin Glover lmfao😂😂

[@Ghostridergt]

Soooo don't watch this episode if you have to wait for your wife to finish physical therapy, she won't be happy about all of the random chuckling you're doing. Ask me how I know...I'm only 13mins in btw 🤣🤣

[@purpskipiff6296]

Was pretty skeptical of Black Rifle Coffee....until I tried it. The PERFECT balance and boost you need every morning lads! YOU GOTTA TRY IT!!!

[@hulkangry5546]

I've seen a woman pushing a stroller down the street while looking down at their phone and then crossing a 4 lane road never looking up once.

[@terrycook477]

I am glad there is an alternative to the trendy liberal Seattle based coffee house franchises......come to Las Vegas!

[@ldn0224]

One has to wonder as I spent 25 years becoming and being an engineer trying to further myself and engineering science. Now I am a white horrible person for doing my service to country and providing a service? This stuff is crazy.

[@dirtwolf7721]

Morning gentlemen good times as always when creepin into listen…Ill make this short probably will go unnoticed anyway but if by chance you guys catch this I hope it may put a different view on whats going on in our country and I know this perspective can be a hard one to swallow but you know how evil life can be unfortunately…I think the issue of what party you vote has absolutely nothing to do with the insanity tearing through the nation, doesn’t matter your political beliefs theres been an ongoing war against the constitutional rights and freedoms enjoyed by all those blessed enough to call themselves Americans, made possible by men (& women) like you…I hate to say it but most if not all of fed agencies have been weaponized against ‘we the people’…Ofcourse theres many rank and file that still serve with integrity and honor to the oaths weve all sworn too however thats not making the cut…how is it that you can be denied your first amendment and be banned on these platforms, how can 90billion of military weaponry be left for them in Afghanistan while breaking laws and disregarding the constitution to rob us of our weapons, how many ppl are aware of all the history of the Bundy Ranch, BLM and Fbi actions during that shitshow, where they were poisonong their water, killing their cattle and burying them in mass graves, literally were actively trying to murder the Bundy family? Amin Bundy was thrown in fed prison for 2 years without ever being charged with a crime, the severity of this came to light when the AIC (cant remember his name) was the one to become a whistle blower because of how egregious the situation was? That was the HRT Team too btw…Our country has been infiltrated and under inversion and subversion, none of this is by accident, burning down of what 15+ of our food processing plants and farms, crackhead pedo hunter, WEF and the ‘Youll own nothing and be happy’ theme as Blackrock buys all housing in the country ect…If none of these few examples is good enough to question some things then Mike should be all you need to know about, how the fuck is that justified? It cant and wont be, anyone that they see as a threat, that being those of us that do love this country and all the freedoms we have esp the ones that keep tyrannical gov from doing whatever they please with you is a threat to the establishment, the ones that control shit arent of stellar character to say the least and going after giys like Mike as well as countless others isnt a slipup or mistake, its make an example out of a frw to discourage others from following suit, hard to grasp but theres been way too many ff and ops run by 3letters to entrap and coerce, look at whats come out about gov witmer, jan 6, some of these active bang situations, the ones pulling the triggers have had regular contact with active and retired agents…’Its easier to fool a man then to convince him hes been fooled’ our eyes and ego and values make us not wanna see whats right infront of our faces sometimes…sorry for the novel, tried to keep it short, as always Thank You for your sacrifices and continued service, you guys are much appreciated, Mike if ya see this you too brother, you have more support than you know🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@muscular_ninja]

Hell Yea 🔥

[@BobbyJpure]

Don’t get the BRCC subscription “Best” of Black Rifle so you wont be disappointed in them.

[@mikeg3754]

Ten year olds trapped in adult bodies. Hilarious. Too bad Glover was not there. Love it.

[@Cadetff22]

Andy needs to have Steve Rinella on

[@BRADLEY856]

I’m unable to walk and talk on the ifone concurrently - I keep walking into shit

[@wiscokid9890]

I live in a town of 3K people and I rarely leave.

[@roselee1974]

😂😂😂, love this podcast

[@diamondplate]

YES! Let's turn them off and put the phones away. It's the only way to recapture what the tech companies leech from us, our attention. Give that attention back to loved ones and friends.

[@samneedsanap7802]

Yes!!!

[@billmorton6977]

Hey girl how have you been

[@samneedsanap7802]

@@billmorton6977 I’m ok. How are you?

[@billmorton6977]

@@samneedsanap7802 oh not to bad . It's been hot here and the typical scrambling around before the daughters wedding on the 27th

[@samneedsanap7802]

@@billmorton6977 that’ll be so much fun!

[@billmorton6977]

@@samneedsanap7802 ehh I reckon. Lol . How are the kids doing in Jujitsu

[@zachcravens4620]

someone get the guy coughing a glass of water.

[@hatetofail9888]

The irony... I'm drinking BRCC coffee right now!!!!!

[@MotoNoir86]

That’s called coincidence

[@randyjimenez3849]

@@MotoNoir86 😂😂😂😂😂 that poor guy

[@chrisnorton3123]

@@MotoNoir86 it’s ironic he’s having BR and Evan isn’t or it could be sarcasm.

[@DirtSpud]

Those canned BRCC's are dirty....but in a good way. Like an ice cold natty lite.

[@requited2568]

@@MotoNoir86 or called successful marketing

[@tsechejak7598]

The warning on French press is its French!

[@vickyblaskovich9265]

Percolated coffee ☕

[@ShaunsJeep]

We miss ya MIke...

[@ruready4ou2rock]

Is Evan wearing the Garmin Tactix 7 Pro w/ballistics calculator? #WatchNerd

[@r_cubafornia3406]

Coffee collaboration with Mike Lindell soon? 😆

[@mikelonde9567]

I think you guys have to much time on your hands. Evan being creative with the kids? Let's let Aunt Heather babysit them. 🙄😂

[@derekpham6722]

What time frame he drops osama bin glover

[@hulkangry5546]

Anyone know if Baker is Mike Baker(ex-cia)?

[@matthewellisor5835]

I still do but I used to too...

[@lwhite530]

Hahaha I’m Filipino and I do the pssst (time 12:44) all the fucking time to see who would look! Bwahahahahaha!! I do that shit all the time

[@noodlesswe5687]

nice one but the unfocused camera irritated me all the way

[@squatch2461]

🍻

[@padilla2435]

Ain't this the guy that doesn't support self defense. 🤔

[@MermaidMusings7]

This was hilarious.

[@hewhosplanisclosesttogodwi643]

Looks me up in NS CANADA. I’d start a Black Rifle coffee up here. Get at me.

[@stephbrandenburg9957]

The twist

[@waldooo851]

This the guy getting sued for fraud? LOL not surprised since hes also friends with the cringe Lions Not Sheep who got caught switching tags hahahaha

[@georgecoull1883]

Evan and BRCC took a lot of shit over their stance on shit that happened in the civilian world and they've already served this country and should be able to say whatever the fuck they want to have an opinion on. True leader, American badass coffee entrepreneur and conniseur. 🇺🇲

[@obamavariant9128]

He wrongly called out the gun community and Kyle Rittenhouse. Took him months to back track and would have never if his sales didn’t dramatically go down…. Everyone has a right to an opinion. He fought for it. It’s our right to say he’s an idiot for not looking at the whole situation before he ran his mouth. He lost millions and will never be as big as he could have with his company. You think brcc would not talk trash about a person defending themselves with a black rifle…….

[@NotYourFriendPal]

Evan is a grifter and last I checked, the first Amendment applies to all Americans. Not just military folks. Anyone who threatens to dox someone they don’t like is a POS - like Evan

[@hulkangry5546]

I thought you didn't edit?

[@ericturner4067]

oh cool, that alt-left pole smloker evan

[@alexpera2299]

Andy... You need to get a software or computer scientist on your channel.

[@belladora1224]

Oops, not episode 255. 246.

[@terrybaca4095]

I now hate French presses more than anything.

[@70stunes71]

👍🌠

[@kukaliemikalie8157]

34:00 silicon valley influence

[@manny1470]

There's a ton of questions surrounding Evan and his politics as well as business practices. It'd be nice to hear someone ask the hard questions surrounding BRCC and Evan. Fraud charges against Evan and BRCC and of course donating to anti 2a politicians.

[@musicisfree91]

You got some sources for your claims?

[@manny1470]

Anyone interested can do some simple Google searches. This guy seems to get bad PR about every few months.

[@manny1470]

@@musicisfree91 they're not my claims. The claims are out there and do exist.

[@musicisfree91]

@@manny1470 I did a Google search, and all I found was randos making unsubstantiated claims about donating to anti-2A politicians and a likely fraudulent lawsuit. The original press release from the PR company that news articles linked to no longer exists. Seems to me that it's more likely that some far-right snowflakes are made that Evan isn't conservative enough.

[@manny1470]

@@musicisfree91 FEC federal election commition records state otherwise. As far as the fraud lawsuit against brcc, it was filed there are documents pertaining to available. Whether or not it true I guess the courts will decide that. If you're actually trying to find the truth you might want to put a little more effort into it. As far as your "far right snowflake" comment, I'm not sure where that comes from. FEC records are just that, records and when a group of share holders get together because they feel they've been defrauded and actually file a lawsuit saying so I believe that is a substantiated enough claim to ask the question. That's just my opinion.

[@mattrountree.]

Still wont buy BRCC products, there are better vets to support.

[@waldooo851]

Invader Coffee is 100x better

[@markwurz8577]

Who cares???

[@NotYourFriendPal]

@@markwurz8577 apparently you do if you took the time to comment🤣

[@markwurz8577]

@@NotYourFriendPal yea that’s what that means. Dick cheese😂😂

[@partlysunny5402]

@@markwurz8577 You do.

[@lindseyb2052]

So Logan is a snitch….he should know you and your wife better than that!! 🤣😂

[@jesseparisi8599]

Osama Bin Glover. That was so damn funny. I fell off my seat.

[@Jenufir]

Still amazes me that people do not understand that they have no first amendment rights on private platforms. It's the same as any other business with a terms of service, or rules. It's akin to walking up to a store that has a sign that says "no shirt, no shoes, no service". If you think it's your "right" to walk into that store without a shirt or shoes, you will quickly be told to leave. That is THEIR right, as a business owner. Just as it's the right of a platform to not allow cussing, political lies, radicalism, or bullying, on their platforms. People don't have to like TOS, or rules. But, they do have to follow them, or they will lose their accounts. It's common sense... which this country seems to be lacking a lot of, these days.

[@rho1581]

That’s the debate isn’t it. This is the public square “social media”. This is where the struggle surges for Internet rights that should exist to protect consumers. You are a product not a person to these tech monopolies. Free speech above enforced silence. Our rights against a protected corporate super class of citizens.

[@Jenufir]

@@rho1581 I don't think it's that. I mean we had full freedom of speech (aside from threats), from the minute the internet came to be, at least all the way back to my first AOL account, in 97. I think the real problems stem from just the last four to five years. When politicians themselves, used social media as their microphone to spread lies and hatred, and tearing down people with ease, and almost radicalize some of their supporters, these social media giants were then forced to step in and begin to ban certain "speech". I have no problem with them doing so. It's their absolute right, and it was the right thing to do. I only wish they had stepped in sooner. Because now, too many are convinced it's a means to block "truth", when most of what they think is truth, are lies and manipulation. What frightens me the most, is knowing how mad and angry people have become, while not realizing they've been manipulated. That is truly horrifying.

[@hunterstarr7534]

Osama bin glover 😂😂😂

[@johnsilva276]

Need Mike

[@mikefordy1]

What ever happened to Bishop....I really liked that guy

[@lanceirvin7715]

Utreon

[@mflambert]

I try to watch most of your content - this ones unwatchable

[@kim-jong-poon]

At least Evan didn't bring a starcucks cup on the cast this time. And what's with the moustache? Did he lose a bet or finally come out the closet?