clever comebacks

[@designersheets]

"Why are vampires always wealthy?" can also be answered by the fact that they were originally designed as a direct metaphor for wealthy 'societal parasites.' Funny, that!

[@drivernephi5587]

If you've been living for 1000 years and you're still poor, just go ahead and step into the sunlight

[@shatteredreality_513]

mmmMMMMM I love how certain monsters and creatures can be read as stand-ins for societal fears it's so fascinating

[@AdiG1]

They save a lot of money on food

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

@@AdiG1 That's what I was thinking. They can follow that weird life advice tip thing on budgeting where you cut "unnecessary" things out like groceries lmao

[@tatiana4050]

​@@MadAliceInWonderland definitely saving on health insurance too. It's not like they provide sundown service.

[@digitalbadger89]

The biggest eye opener to me on the whole "1960's not being that long ago" was when someone pointed out to me that the kinds of people you see in pictures yelling at African American kids during school integration efforts are 1) now in their 70s-80s, 2) still voting, and 3) *are in Congress right now.*

[@cynthiaholland13]

Oh my goodness. That's terrifying

[@Scarlett.Granger]

You're right, that's an eye-opener. Sad that so many folks learned nothing better the last 50-60 years

[@Scarlett.Granger]

@@illegalopinions4082 they had a point about segregation? Are you nuts?

[@hasanmuttaqin464]

oh you won't believe what i'm about to say... both the american current candidate are older than jfk

[@illegalopinions4082]

@@Scarlett.Granger The Zulu nationalists seem to think so 💪

[@pirobot668beta]

Growing up in the 1960's? Dad cut the seat-belts out of our new Family Car..."better to be thrown free of the wreck!" When Lead was being removed from gasoline, he stocked up on lead additives. He poured used motor oil in the garden to 'keep the gophers away'. He was a one-man ecological disaster.

[@yean4573]

this man sounds like he sneezes pollution.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Quick clarifying question, do you mean Garden in the American sense of growing vegetables or the British sense of front/back yard? (Obviously one of those is much worse given that you don't typically eat grass)

[@macklinillustration]

​@@BaronVonQuiplywe don't have gophers in England, so I'd bet America.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

@@macklinillustration Thanks for the response

[@ThickestSkull03]

Did he end up with Cancer?

[@Knightess]

1:40 Body odor got so bad at Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments, an official floor rule was made regarding personal hygiene. You can now be kicked out if you're stinking the place up. So yeah, you wanna run that one by us again, Slate?

[@DeclanPeterson-s8n]

Maybe the guy who posted that lacks the sense of smell and/or he has a dominant gene in 90% of the Korean population that makes their sweat have a certain chemical in it, which prevents bacteria that gives off strong odors all over your body and just hasn’t experienced it himself.

[@aaeedee35]

@@DeclanPeterson-s8n I looked it up because i suspected the article was misconstrued. The article is not really about not preventing body odours, it just discusses the fact that antiperspirants have been unfairly maligned by dodgy science, and fear based marketing pushing"natural" deodorants when antiperspirants are safe, effective and generally cheaper. This is what happens when you just read a headline and think you got the gist of an article.

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

It's comforting to know that someone there gives a shit.

[@aaronabbey2604]

They even started to give away yugioh themed bars of soap in swag bags at events.

[@miguelh4283]

I read that as "Body color got so bad at Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments" 😭😭😭

[@AmazingAutist]

6:08 the story actually had an awesome conclusion where the guy actually listened to criticism, learned, and even went to a bar with a book just to see how it is.

[@ZeltonXD]

Rare Twitter user W

[@ericgolightly8450]

That's my boy

[@goblinslayer310]

@@ericgolightly8450 FATHER HELP

[@RGC_animation]

People can be stupid sometimes, but as long as you're willing to change your way after being an idiot, you deserve a second chance. :)

[@klltsun_2576]

Yeah it was really wholesome

[@CaptainMangles]

"You're already drinking at 10:00 a.m.?" "Well yeah would you rather me start drinking at 7:00 p.m. and come in to work drunk the next day?"

[@Zephyeran]

14:10 It's like they forgot that the scientist can still have children AND likely will inspire her kids to become scientists like her BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY SUPER INTO THE FIELD???

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

The scientist also can afford to spend more time around their children which in turn makes them better raised. Hell, you can end up in the upper middle class from inventing something like the fuzz on tennis balls.

[@Coristic121]

the first thing i thought when i saw that image is that the two girls adopted all of them and they were lesbians

[@charlestonvids]

3:07 “the balls on some Americans” is extra funny considering the American in question has the username Caterpillar-Balls

[@CrabMan2539]

15:19 Color film did exist but it was a lot more expensive and a lot more complicated than black and white so the vast majority of photos taken by regular citizens were in black and white. It was just easier to deal with and it did the job sufficiently enough to make going to color not worth the extra cost. Fun fact, you can't use the red light for developing color film, the room has to be completely dark. The red light can only be used for black and white film.

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

I think he was joking, but I appreciate the fun fact.

[@seagoddess9937]

In terms of movies there was also color available too, but due to costs it was also not viable for a bit. To my knowledge though it was viable for a time but black and white continued to be used because most movies of that era thrived on the black and white story telling/enviroment. And were even testing the boundaries of how to fully utilize black and white. Eventually we shifted into color of course but I forgot the exact reason why, aside from just color being neat.

[@thatjeff7550]

Oh man, I'm having flashbacks of having to thread a film developing canister in a pitch black room by muscle memory alone. The horror. The horror.... LOL

[@zooootopiaa3349]

why is there a climate change warning? 😭

[@Deleted_Eevee]

I don’t fuckin know 💀

[@jazzmineswain]

I was about to ask the same thing 😂 💀

[@stuffie5175]

Its so random!

[@awesomestyles]

There's a comeback in this video responding to a headline that says Jeff Bezos is pledging to use a chunk of his fortune to fight climate change.

[@daphissilly]

IDK lol

[@JamesTDG]

2:20 That's peach fuzz, YK, something EVERYONE has, regardless of gender

[@JoshSweetvale]

Also known as part of the skin.

[@ricksaburai]

And even if the fuzz were a little thicker that women would want to have it removed, Aloy wouldn't... because she lives in a literal post-apocalyptic tribal society hundreds of years away from today's beauty standards and practices

[@the13throse]

@@ricksaburai fr it's like complaining that someone in the middle of an apocalypse has messy hair

[@the13throse]

It did me good to see everyone dragging that person through the mud, I felt like an APE all throughout my teenage years for having peach fuzz because of mfs like that.

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Someone told me to go to hell to which I responded "I love family reunions!"

[@CelestialStar-Animations]

lol!

[@AmphibiFan700]

best answer to that honestly

[@Yosh-00]

See Jim!! Robin is doing just fine. He's not dead. He really never even left

[@iloveiceberglettuce]

No, that's his ghost, another trick from Jim to trick us!

[@TheOneEyed-Music]

Who’s Jim?

[@レイノー現象セカイプレーヤー]

⁠Jimama

[@Yosh-00]

@@TheOneEyed-Music Some commentor on Robin's personal channel claiming Robin to bed dead

[@EllieInTheRain]

-batman to Jim gordon when introducing Tim Drake

[@Nyghtking]

Technically several things were invented in America, most thing however that were created in america were a twist on an already existing thing. Little bit of trivia about the Mcdonalds Ice Cream machine: The reason it's always broken is because of the manufacturer essentially, they install software that basically makes it so employees can't fix the machine themselves, in addition repairs can take several hours and may not actually fix the problem, and besides that the only person who can actually fix the machine legally is a mechanic licensed by the manufacturer, which can take days to arrive if they choose to go at all. There are websites essentially trying to pirate the software so that employees can just fix the machines instead of waiting for a mechanic who would show up whenever.

[@LilChuunosuke]

Also one of the most common reasons for ice cream machine failure is because the heat cycle failed overnight. Failure can literally be caused by it being off by a single degree. And it can often just be fixed by reducing the amount of ice cream in the vat. But they don't tell people this because they want stores to keep calling in repair techs and raking in that dough.

[@megcomb8838]

That, the comment above, plus the fact that currently not many people are trained properly how to do the weekly clean on it (which involves emptying the shake mix tanks, taking all the small parts to wash em, then putting it all back together), and even those who were tend to make a slip up or two, which almost always leads to something fucking up

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Worked on a fast food restaurant that had one of those machines, same vendor even, the difference tho is that it was old enough to be completely analog. Just wires an sensors. Never failed even once. It's planned obsolescence to the extreme. The manufacturer can easily program when the machine to fail only to charge you extra.

[@automation7295]

I find it funny that people only make fun of McDonald's when their Ice Cream machines are broken, but never actually blame nor assault their workers when their Ice Cream machines are broken.

[@Theproclaimed]

@@megcomb8838”weekly clean” The hell? Yeah I’m never getting ice cream there ever again. The only thing we don’t clean daily in the kitchen I work at is the floor sinks and cooler shelfs Everything else is daily

[@afpnia1068]

>wake up >get coffee >new emkay video uploaded >robin todays gonna be a good day

[@kokisplace]

TWO new emkay vids

[@afpnia1068]

@@kokisplace ones a playlist of all of the r/gocommitdie videos so i woudnt really count it tbh

[@nerd9777]

I gotta say man, I don’t really like Robin compared to the other narrators. There are a lot of times where he doesn’t (or pretends not to) get a very obvious joke or takes it completely seriously. I’m not saying this in the way that people who think “That obviously racist guy was _definitely_ joking” usually say it, I’m just saying in general he sucks at getting jokes. One time he read a tweet that said “Some guy saw me in scrubs and said ‘Thank you for your service’ cause he thought I was an essential worker, sir I laser buttholes for a living 😂” And his response was “Um, AkShuAlLy YoU aRe An EsSeNtIaL wOrKeR☝️🤓” literally mansplaining someone else’s funny tweet to them, and this guy’s an activist?

[@kitiskitkat]

And Robin is alive 😌

[@DerangedPacman]

question: were you unpleasant to talk to before step 2

[@m310grass]

Fun fact about the Vampires making money, the photo used was from Twilight and the explanation is that Alice (the only woman in the photo, in between the two blond men) can see the future and uses it to predict the stock market

[@RedFoxSkull]

Wow I had no idea it was from Twilight, I thought it was from Castlevania

[@iwontbeforgotten]

​@@RedFoxSkullwell we all know that people pay Dracula...... tribute. ...

​@@iwontbeforgottenTribute? He steals men's souls and makes them his slaves!

[@hvbg]

They know, they just didn't want their comment to get sent to the shadow realm, if you get what I mean

[@kalekain3521]

“Did he buy it?” Savage.

[@byohzzrd]

At 10a.m.? "Oops, sorry, meant 'Still drinking.' Started at end of shift yesterday. "

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

7:15 i was WHOLLY unprepared for that to be uncensored, but also, absolutely go off robin

[@HER0_]

He’s finally allowed to use his full power

[@elliotronics]

And 15:45

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I'm all here for it honestly

[@CoombsProductionsInc]

9:22 as well

[@thebratwurst]

Imagine its a story about vampire slayers except they're trying to steal the vampire wealth robinhood style.

[@ABtheButterfly]

ok but why didn't HE pick up the popcorn for his pregnant wife, this is him telling on himself also don't they clean the plane after everyone gets off or have a broom and dustpan with a handle i don't know i never flew before

[@roryandbro1561]

Oh (to my knowledge, may be wrong) most planes often take off too soon after landing to be vacuumed ect.

[@roryandbro1561]

But yeah, he should've picked up the popcorn himself

[@the13throse]

The kid also could have done it, depending on the age. Have dad help out, could be a good teaching moment (because apparently way too many people didn't get taught to clean up after themselves as kids) Not even as a punishment, just a genuine "here's what we do when we make a mess :)" kinda thing

[@alicetippet6007]

17:16 . You said doodoo! Always love seeing super rich people get sassed, lotsa love to all the EmKay crew!

[@RagBrokeHisThumb]

13:00 as a 16 year old, please do not compare us to this child. Thank you.

[@matrixphijr]

7:34 - For reference, a month later, he tweeted a video condemning the selling of Pride merchandise as "evil" and "demonic." He was dropped by his team shortly after (for "performance") and has yet to find another. In essence, he ran himself out of baseball with his hate and entitlement.

[@billmcnealofwnyxnewyork]

I mean, sort of. He was a middling relief pitcher toward the end of his career anyway. It’s similar to why Colin Kaepernick never got picked back up. The level of play wasn’t worth the drama. If Anthony Bass was a front line starter, he’d have a job.

[@theshadowspider97]

KZbin premium is a blessing for a guy like me who treats KZbin like it's TV and has a song playlist on here and nowhere else cuz' of live performances and remixes. Trust me, I feel ya Robin. And, the background play is just the icing on the cake. If only it wasn't almost $15.

[@minecraftchest2]

17:51 i love how they also show the Cullens as an example because they have abilitys above and beyond the normal vampire.

[@Barkinglikeiwantitbbg]

The Internet is a scary place but also a funny place

[@JoshSweetvale]

It's only a dangerous place if you don't keep your information inside the ride at all times.

[@robertclark2253]

You don't need religion to know that there is difference between right and wrong . Another thing it doesn't matter if you're religious or not you can see the good or evil in people and make your choice accordingly . I know most folks are decent , religious or not , but you do get some truly evil mofos out there . Stay aware and stay safe everyone .

[@littlewolfyzapling8810]

“If you don’t have religion why don’t you kill people” 🤝 “If you don’t have empathy why don’t you kill people” = stupid ass statements that make me think the person saying it would like to kill people

[@sandoumir4348]

I would even argue most organised religion fanatics condone bad and even evil decisions based on their misguided no questions asked faith.

[@actual_garbage3266]

Exactly. I'm not religious at all, never really cared for religion, but I still know that it's better to donate to the homeless rather than stab someone in the eye, for example. We're atheists, not stupid.

[@ZhovtoBlakytniy]

"The 1960s weren't even that long ago!" My mom loves such compliments.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

07:33 I'm going to go out on a continent here and guess that mr baseballman was too busy doing the important work of taking pics and tweeting to assist his cleaning lady / spawn raiser in picking up said corn

[@lindseyherbst9444]

I was going to say, why couldn't he pick up the popcorn? If he was so concerned about his wife having to pick up garbage he could so easily have done it himself.

On a continent?

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Yes, it's substantially more secure than the limb I've seen others step out on

@@BaronVonQuiply Okay, that is funny.

[@shwahgamer]

The reason why vampires are always wealthy in media (movies, books, or whatever) is because vampire mythology was kinda created around people of high society. So it's just part of the package for telling a story with vampires, since we've always viewed them as being aristocratic.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

That's not just a western thing either, the Jiangshi or Chinese hopping vampires are typically dressed in the garb of Qing dynasty officials.

[@corax3341]

Pretty sure it was Dracula that started this trope. There were vampire commoners before that, but Dracula was so popular that almost any vampire since then was in some way derived from Dracula

[@DishyLemon]

Everything said about vampires above me is valid, but more importantly than that, if you're alive for over 100 years, and can still walk without your knees popping, but you weren't smart enough to get your money up: you're a sorry ass without an ounce of financial sense. 🤷‍♀️

[@MysteriumArcanum]

@@DishyLemon I saw a hilarious post regarding this same subject, it said something like "if you've been alive since the 1800s and you're still broke you may as well just walk out into the daylight"

[@toryroseharris6153]

Thank god-was getting Emkay withdrawals.

[@bookworm67-hv7nm]

Jeff bezos looks like a scrawny Lex Luthor don't ya think

[@marissat7150]

EMKAY LIVESSSSS!!! (seriously hope everyone at emkay is doing well )

[@Davtwan]

I hear the ice cream machine is always broken due to a requirement for them to be cleaned daily. As a result, they just don’t do it and claim it’s broken as they can’t serve ice cereal from a machine that doesn’t meet this requirement. So the McD’s ice cream machine is one long instance of malicious compliance lol.

[@kellidinit3725]

I just assumed that was why. I worked for a soft serve shop as a kid, and it is time consuming. Took me an hour nightly to empty, clean and prep for the next day.

[@FunkyLittlePoptart]

A friend of mine managed a Harvey's. She said the machine was often broken for real because people would rush putting it back together after cleaning at the end of shift and as a result, the dispensing mechanism would jam when they tried to use it the next day. Seems plausible.

[@OctyabrAprelya]

It depends. Worked with those machines, both old and new. Old ones required them to be emptied and cleaned every night, while new ones only required that to be done once a week. Also, since they're almost completely stainless steel from the inside and it's quite easy to get them squeaky clean. 10 minutes max if you're used to do it.

[@theblueblazer999]

It’s more about right to repair laws. Taylor, the company that makes the machines, requires their technicians to come in any them any basic thing happens with the machine.

[@SkullySmalls]

hey don't blame all Americans, we just happen to live in a country with a government that values sheep more than an individual. edit: also the fact that people can't recognize satire in a text format is sad.

[@AutoToonsAnimation]

3:16 I mean technically we invented the burger patty

[@Ceretrea]

At 8am every morning I take 8 different life saving medications, my carer helps me wash and dress and my husband fixes me a gluten and dairy free breakfast that I have no choice to eat due to my health. Some of us have no option but to put our health first, Mark. You don't even know how privileged you are.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

16:40 the thing about rich people paying taxes in America is that Via. The Lobbying System, rich people run the government that they're paying taxes to...

[@redacted2513]

Dude, I'm watching this at 2 am and the creepy Re:Zero sound effect at 0:36 woke me the hell up

[@oldmanregret]

4:31 the most truth you’ll get out of someone is if they are drunk, sober people can lie but drunk people have a hard time keeping it together

[@anonymouscommentor411]

No, this is just a common myth and it goes against why alcohol can potentially violate consent. Drunks have a higher propensity to say what's initially on their mind such as intrusive thoughts or poorly thought out ideas. A lot of what they say can be blatantly untrue such as saying they're the president, or saying they can do an epic stunt only to fuck it up. This is also why you can't really have someone consent under the influence alcohol since again it's not truth serum, it's literally just them making decisions or saying things that are poorly thought out which impairs their judgement and ability to consent to sex. Most people have ideas that when they think about it, they realize that their idea is dumb, immoral, or is flawed in some other way. Alcohol is not truth serum because if it truly was, then legal consent issues for those under the influence of alcohol wouldn't even exists.

[@sydneys207]

If only Cheong had shuffled off this mortal hell. Hell, if only he'd gotten close to the edge, so we could all just make a little gust of wind.

[@mage1439]

15:35 insanity. That first picture is so beautiful.

[@Ikindaenjoytrains]

3:16 “I can’t believe they (Americans) have balls big enough to say that we invented anything.” The airplane. We invented the airplane!

[@Ikindaenjoytrains]

I do like trains better though.

[@Joepser]

To be fair, you're right, but there were people all over the world working on it. Here in the Netherlands they achieved flight a few months after the brothers with the design ideas made before the first flight.

[@EllpaFox47]

We’re only good at inventing things when it can kill people /hj

[@taykeir1682]

If I remember correctly it was invented by multiply people at about the same time across the world. The wright brothers just happen to be the ones most well known for it. Happened with a few inventions, multiple people figure it out but only one get the credit.

[@dendrobium4831]

Nah you did not. Santos Dummont did

[@midlifecrisisincarnate]

9:10 I love how Gordon Ramsey has embraced the meme he's become. Tbh, he's probably been doing this for longer than I realized and I only caught on recently.

[@aralornwolf3140]

Gordan Ramsey started in the UK... his shows in the US... the producers wanted entertainment so encouraged the yelling, screaming, cussing, and the insults.

[@arcticxabyss]

if a person won't take a jacket from someone because they weren't "cute", then i guess the person wasn't as cold as they said they were. 😊

[@zariars]

Note on caffeine: Caffeine is not a addictive drug, it causes physical dependence due to your body getting used to it being in the system. This means you don't get any kind of cravings, but if you suddenly stop drinking it your body will go out of whack. This can be quite uncomfortable. Best way to stop drinking caffeine is therefor to taper off, cold turkey is not a good idea. P.S. I'm not a smartass, I just drink too much coffee and know the pain of this too well.

[@Nylak-Otter]

I mean, that was exactly my experience with alcohol, and I destroyed my liver and almost died of multiorgan failure in my mid 20's. I got no benefit from it since I could no longer get intoxicated (I would go from sober to unconscious), but drinking it constantly kept me from having DTs. There were no cravings, physical or psychological. I was able to go cold turkey before a liver transplant under hospital supervision in the ICU for about a year and never relapsed or had the desire to. And I would call alcohol an addictive substance.

[@aralornwolf3140]

Physical dependence = addiction.

[@zariars]

@@aralornwolf3140 A physical dependence does not cause any craving for the substance, it causes a negative effect when you are not taking it. I don't crave caffeine. My body is in a homeostasis where caffeine is a part of it. So removing caffeine will cause a withdrawal effect. It is a hard distinction, but it is worth reading up on.

[@Kattlarv]

Personally, I'm *far* more scared by cultists who look at an objectively immoral and evil book, for life instructions. As, when normal people are faced with something like... I dunno: "*Should* I dip this baby in the grease fryer?", we use common sense and empathy and deduce: No... that wouldn't be nice, nor beneficial in any way. The cultist on the other hand, takes up their little book, haphazardly scroll through it while going "Does it say I'm NOT allowed to do this?"

[@RedFoxSkull]

“He’s out of line, but he’s right”

[@Ventriii]

Out of curiosity, what religion are you referring to?

[@OctyabrAprelya]

@@Ventriii Any of the three Abrahamic religions. But I'd go on a limb that it's Christianity.

[@alazarbisrat1978]

@@OctyabrAprelya other religions have a book too, I think, but assuming America I'd bet Christian

[@ethirium4389]

.......................... Project 2025..............

[@DavidVanVlerah]

The UN decided that basic education is a human right? I don't think every country got the memo... By the way, thanks for the information! I really had no idea. Robin, you're the man. I have two favorites, and you are one of them. I won't name the other, I wouldn't want Jack and Damien to get butthurt. 😂

[@InevitableMayo]

15:10 one of my favourite things in the world is watching the older generations call everyone younger than them wusses or snowflakes, then getting offended out of their mind when you do something as small as swear in front of them.

[@foramoreperfectamerica8490]

Regarding the bread, I grew up using clothespins to preserve freshness.

[@blackflame3411]

Remember there are no good or bad choices. There is only outcomes

[@NachtAsile]

Calamity is not a force for good, nor does it care about evil.

[@seagullz.1019]

lol at 7:11 it's really hilarious knowing that the WIFE of FDR, a US PRESIDENT, helped to draft the universal declaration of human rights.

[@CellarDoor-rt8tt]

@5:29 honestly the dumbest part of this tweet is the idea that there exists an 8% treasury bond. If there existed an 8% treasury bond, there’s almost no reason to buy other investment vehicles. 8% at essentially no risk is wild

[@StephenDurnan]

14:37 He probably gonna have a reintroduction to the ghost of Christmas yet to come 15:43 does- does robin not know about STDs?

[@kurokaze511]

"Tag a former president that you know doesn't." So he's basically asking for a list of which former presidents are still alive? I hate it when people try to say that "Oh this famous person does all of this stuff and is still in great shape. Why aren't you?" Zuckerberg has enough money to literally hire a person who's entire job is to follow him around all day and slap twinkies out of his hand.

[@katie100katherine]

WELCOME BACK EMKAY THANK GOD 🎉

[@zenny7479]

Finally, I've missed Robin's voice so much

[@Bunny_Aoife]

i love the having no principles one, ngl, that was smooth

[@nohalo3forme]

the boys are back in town

[@AB-Prince]

I know they say leave the best for last, but that absolutely should have been the opening one.

[@papermacheman2210]

Great to see Emkay starting to get creative with the titles

[@sandrosliske]

1:35 dude must of mixed up deodorant with mouthwash. As mouthwash has that famous story of being invented just before halitosis by the same company no less.

[@CorrstudB]

Exist: lunch: new Emkay vid: pog.

[@TheDeadTheories]

Well, Robin, we did invent the hamburger… Which lines up with us only inventing things that kill people faster.

[@xmanthegreat370]

The last one had me dying lmao

[@immagical7036]

17:59 man’s *rocking* that dad bod -bro’s built like a bear hug-

[@gavitron0610]

5:08 I live in Canada and every single pack of bagels has this.

[@Yuruble]

7:50 - Because why pick up after your own kids, right?

[@thinkwithvideos2238]

4:28 These two have such a healthy relationship!😊

[@cosmo_1184]

18:46 i personally think the voting requirements should be a test about politics to see if the person taking the test knows enough about voting to make a valid decision. therefore, kids (such as 10-17 year olds) who are eager activists will be able to make a bigger impact.

[@aralornwolf3140]

I think it should be the other way around. It's on the politicians to prove themselves capable of being honest, hardworking, thoughtful people... instead of it being a popularity contest easily swayed with $$$.

[@Autli]

Yeah, as much as this sounds good, this is basically what Jim Crow laws did for a century to make sure black people couldn't vote because they weren't educated. So maybe not the best idea. Testing politicians is a bit less of a bad idea, but it also runs up against the same problem.

[@daleketchup7434]

Ok that last dude was ready. He knew what he was getting into

[@notagoat281]

13:29 I actually know what prompt engineering is, and yeah this is stupid. In case anyone cares, prompt engineering is a machine learning concept. Basically, when you send a request to an AI like a chatbot, it gets inserted into a larger prompt which has instructions and examples for the AI to consider in its response. Prompt engineering is fiddling with that to try to improve the AI's response.

[@hahapleb1849]

SO GLAD THEYRE BACK

[@ChristopherDefrank]

0:38 He got that idgaf mindset right there 🗿

[@dudono1744]

7:00 reminder that the USA didn't sign that Declaration.

[@BookInBlack]

10:33 it's called mcbroken and it's still here and it's made by Wendy's

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

17:50 Even if you don’t have anything figured out, interest adds up to quite a bit over that long.

[@projectarduino2295]

What makes it funnier is that 136iq is, in fact, part of the top 1% of iq. 99th percentile.

[@jpedrothejo]

Climate change United Nations • Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns. Human activities have been the main driver of climate change, primarily due to the burning of fossil fuels like coal, oil and gas.

[@Spexx368]

1:30 “tried but didn’t like doing crime” THE GAME IS NAMED AFTER A CRIME

[@luissamour2182]

Hooray, another rectangular from Colorado! Nice to know we exist online

[@wbwam7710]

5:14 we actually use that where I work to tie off those little gem panning bag things that seemingly every old-timey place has.

[@msaint187]

Fk yeah, emkay is back

[@dayzlove4994]

7:04 This guy would definitely say this with how illiterate he is. Like bro, THE F### YOU THINK *UNIVERSAL* MEANS? UNIVERSAL PICTURES?

[@lieutenantyellow8440]

7:20 Robin! No! That’s too much power!

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

13:26 he means it’s 18 years of trying to get someone else to do what you want

[@TSA595]

Bruh the bread clips r normal shit. Best sht ever, I worked in the factory where bread is made. Warm bread with peanut butter and apricot jam always brightens the day

[@WillyM79]

They’re back!! Hallelujah!!!

[@EllpaFox47]

6:10 “don’t bring a book to the bar” Even if it’s a Guinness World Records book, which I have heard only exists because of dudes arguing in a bar hence the name (don’t quote me on that)

[@pandanightshade2966]

MTG IS IN HER 40S? TELL ME YOU ARE PULLING MY LEG!!!!

[@andrewollmann304]

She’s 50 now.

[@Chris-Longhair]

That tweet about women objectifying men. There was literally an ad in the UK about a woman talking to her mum (on holiday) on the phone and the mum was drooling over some Italian men. If it's gross for men to do it, it's gross for you to do it.

[@Axolautism]

3:59 there has seldom been a more appropriate way to describe burning a book you just bought than "virtue signaling"

[@_ghst_7904]

I love all your videos :3

[@idioticbrady]

THERE BACKKKKK

[@Rainok]

4:54 I think it might depend on the store I remember every time I got bread from Walmart or CVS, they'd have those, but at my local grocery store, they use those things you use to secure plastic bags you put fruit in when you buy it

[@ravenlorans]

I took Several IQ Tests.. Averaged 140... Yet Still got a 1.8GPA In High School...

[@mihaleben6051]

IT HAS A WHOLE NUMBER??? Dude you might be talented.

[@gurrrn1102]

You were docked one point per ellipsis

[@mihaleben6051]

@@gurrrn1102 no i wasnt

[@lunarixis9957]

​@@mihaleben6051 I've a sneaking suspicion that wasn't aimed at you.

[@mihaleben6051]

@@lunarixis9957 Yes it was. The allegations arent true

[@Marita-l9v]

You definitely deserve more recognition for this!

[@midnightwaffles243]

bot

[@MyLittlePonyFan24]

If you don’t know why vampires are rich, you need to learn about compounding interest. Your future self will thank you when you go to retire.

[@Ilovewashers]

I dreamt the 8 day long Hiatus was over this morning, looks like my dream predicted the future Lol.