😜Climbin' Them 7 Mountains😜

🔥 "Climbin’ Them Seven Mountains" is a satirical country parody about the NAR’s Seven Mountain Mandate-where self-proclaimed apostles and prophets believe they’re called to take over society for Jesus! From Holy Ghost hedge funds to prophetic news anchors, this song pokes fun at the power-hungry rhetoric behind the movement.
🤣 If you’ve ever heard phrases like “Shift the Atmosphere,” “Take Your Mountain,” or “We’re Bringing Heaven to Earth”, this one’s for you! Saddle up and enjoy the ride!
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LYRICS:
(Verse 1)
Well, I got me a vision, I got me a plan,
Gonna take back the nation with my Bible in hand.
Preacher done told me, I heard him say,
"We ain't waitin’ for Jesus, we’re takin’ it today!"
(Chorus)
We're climbin’ them Seven Mountains, gonna take 'em one by one!
Arts, biz, and government-boy, it’s gonna be fun!
Education, family, media, and church,
We'll be runnin' the world before the Rapture hurts!
(Verse 2)
Gonna start my own network, prophets on demand,
Call it "Holyflix," y'all, watch God's kingdom expand!
We’ll own all the movies, the news, and the shows,
Where every weatherman prophesies when the wind blows!
(Chorus)
We're climbin’ them Seven Mountains, gonna take 'em one by one!
Arts, biz, and government-boy, it’s gonna be fun!
Education, family, media, and church,
We'll be runnin' the world before the Rapture hurts!
(Bridge)
Now listen up, folks, we ain't just prayin’ anymore!
We’re decreein’ and declarin’-kickin' down heaven’s door!
Them politicians? They don't stand a chance,
'Cause we planted our flag in the government’s ranch!
(Verse 3)
Gonna buy me a stadium, fill it up tight,
Preachin’ ‘bout business, dominion, and might!
With a Holy Ghost hedge fund, I'll buy up the banks,
Turn Wall Street to Worship Street-give Jesus our thanks!
(Chorus)
We're climbin’ them Seven Mountains, gonna take 'em one by one!
Arts, biz, and government-boy, it’s gonna be fun!
Education, family, media, and church,
We'll be runnin' the world before the Rapture hurts!

[@Leslieisaboynametoo]

Bro already took over the mountain of media with this song! Lol!

[@BibleinContext-dw5cl]

😂Thanks🤣

[@ingemojonsall3402]

This was amazing, so much fun listening to. Thanks ever so much. It´s needed in all the heresy to also laugh about it, the sadness and tears are constantly with us, when it comes to heresy, and those that are still in it, that we know. Again thanks.

[@BibleinContext-dw5cl]

Thank you

[@LoveJesus_4Ever2]

😂thank you for making a 7 mountains heresy parody song.

[@BibleinContext-dw5cl]

Pleasure 😂