Clueless American's Guide to the Premier League 2023/24

[@Magikmantv]

Whoever put burnleys first premier league against Manchester city is hilariously cruel

[@slamban453]

fa supercup

[@Fnaggy]

@@slamban453 thats the community cheild

[@PorscheLegacy]

No, they will guaranteed face city multiple times anyways, might aswell get it over with. also its not their first premier league, lol

[@slamban453]

@@Fnaggy i meant as in winner of the championship vs winner of the prem

[@jamestyler12JT]

@@PorscheLegacywell it technically would be

[@WWFCWiggy]

If you think our 2nd division being called the Championship is weird, wait until you find out what our 3rd and 4th divisions all called 😂

[@riichobamin7612]

What are they called ?

[@WWFCWiggy]

@@riichobamin7612 League One and League Two 😂

[@artoro8]

@@WWFCWiggybruh 💀 3 and 4 is 1 and 2 that's crazy

[@manning0]

It doesn't get any better when it gets down to the level where leagues are regionalised. There's national League north and national League south. So you'd assume that all teams in the north division are in the north... Nope. It's 48 teams divided into the most Northerly and southernly, meaning that because there's more teams in the south, then some teams from the south are in the northern league.

[@DynoKea]

England went all out on claim top flight names, taking Premier League, Championship, League 1 and National League (tier 5, for some reason). Should just rename League 2 the Super League at this point

[@Good100]

I think this year you need a Clueless Messi Fan's Guide to MLS

[@wolfofallstreets5901]

Good recommendation.

[@felipecarvalho1958]

He absolutely does

[@AKUNJIG]

Cheer for Inter Miami for two years. That's it.

[@fabledredeyes]

100%

[@arafat2924]

seconded

[@voidsabre_]

You should have mentioned that Tottenham has a new up-and-coming Australian manager who's on a meteoric rise, and Tottenham is the ultimate test of his managerial abilities His style is the total opposite of how Tottenham has played since 2019, so they may be a very fun side to watch

[@jeppe2351]

After Haaland just killed byrnley

[@feedraaaaa]

I felt like Rodrigo was deciding it all. Assisting, scoring, shooting on goal

[@deepakpandey8240]

@@feedraaaaaYup. Rodri was the best player. Haaland is just a bit more of a assassin. You won’t see him until you see him and before you can react, job done.

[@Tylersgaming24]

You mean Burnley

[@umangkanodia7371]

Pep was so bored of the lack of competition in the league that he literally hand trained a protege, gave him 2 of his players and asked him to keep the league entertaining for him

[@darwinmorgan6690]

And that same season, managed a clutch win by consistently beating teams after teams (including Arsenal) in the last third of the season that gave them the PL title again.

[@patrickbateman1660]

​@@darwinmorgan6690ehhh arsenal kinda blew it. They had an 11 point lead halfway through and threw it away

[@darwinmorgan6690]

@@patrickbateman1660 still doesn't hurt the fact Man City made a clutch compared to Arsenal in the last third of the season. If Arsenal didn't choke their lead, they could have finally won the PL for the last 19 years or so.

[@FinW.]

diehard english fan my whole life and i still watch this 😭

[@FinW.]

and yes i was born and supported city when they were shit…

[@leecollison7527]

OMG! Being a Brighton fan and having Herbert from family guy as Brighton chaseing the kids had me in stiches. 🤣🤣

[@thejourneymanguide3893]

Yeah, I agree as a Brighton fan, it was very funny 😂

[@jdg4965]

Did he really just call Luis Diaz. David Luis ?

[@anthonydamato3594]

Or how ilkay Gündoğan as ilyay

[@Eanakba]

caicedo > concedo

[@TheJWRB]

Criminal as an american not even mentioning forest considering we have your national teams number 1 and number 2 goalkeepers this season.

[@Good100]

I guess you could say he couldn't see the Forest for the trees

[@stonem83]

As an American who just got into the Premier League, I found this video very helpful and informative. I’m subscribed now

[@gregelking7147]

Started playing FIFA 23 about 2 months ago. That and futbol have consumed my life ever since. I have seen every video of yours. You are who I go to for all my European futbol information. Thank you.

[@KING_POGGERS]

same thing for me basically

[@carcrash48]

First time I've seen this kinda spelling of football and I like it! If you want more in depth analysis I'd suggest Tifo. They're great at breaking things down tactically. I feel there are minor inaccuracies in this guy's videos, but they're pretty entertaining so I stay along for the ride (Arsenal fan)

[@LotusInitiate72]

same here lol

[@murdered4269]

@@carcrash48most of Central and South America say fútbol or fulvo instead of soccer like North America

[@stephenrobinson8244]

​@@carcrash48yea like saying 23 years since arsenal won a title 😂

[@maximilianomadrigal6661]

What about ange postecoglou? I think he's a game changer. Turning around clubs is all he does.

[@J.D.Paterborn]

Yeah Spurs might get a slow start but I doubt they'll finish worse than they did despite Kane leaving. He's sleepin on them.

[@lhy8373]

@@J.D.Paterborn let them sleep on them, its fine they dont get that the positions change very fast

[@aaanawaleh]

This is aging pretty well so far. We've finished 8 gameweeks and Spurs are heading into the international break in 1st place haha with 20 points. They'll probably finish behind City and Arsenal in the end but at least they're playing entertaining football.

[@user-ck3si7xh7z]

As a die hard premier League fan your analysis of the whole thing was too on point 😂😂😂. I was laughing the whole time 😂🤝

[@CJSteib]

My favorite video ive seen in months

[@erbono]

messi wasnt on the psg team that lost the ligue 1 and poch arrived mid season that year so he couldnt build the squad he wanted which was already brimming with problems hence why they had sacked their previous manager that very season

[@erbono]

also more credit to that lille side who had mike maignan (now in milan), renato sanches(now in psg), ikone, yilmaz, jonathan david and botman(now in newcastle) and were managed by christophe gaultier who had already been manager of the year in ligue 1 twice and who went on to coach psg

[@uroscugalj2934]

a lot of the shit in the video is flat out inocrect

[@BrasilianFury]

Thank you for your service, as always! These are always great stuff!

[@benltfc8462]

Kinda wish there was more about Luton and our rise, but for an American guide that makes sense. Also haven't forgotten about the FIFA 15 career mode ;)

[@revan5293]

I am an American and I have friends that live in luton. I am happy for you guys

[@joelshajan2002]

Watching this right after man city gave Kompany a welcome back ass whooping

[@gregorylu]

On Szoboszlai: All it's gonna take is for him to hit one 35 yard screamer into the top corner of the net and Liverpool fans are gonna fall instantly in love with him. You couldn't be more right.

[@therealking6202]

De Bruyne came out injured this morning, they lost Gundogan (Gun-Doh-Wan, not Gundoggan), and Arsenal beat them for the first time in 9(?) games in the Community Shield last weekend. And it's been 20 years since Arsenal won a title, not 23. And Caicedo just broke the transfer record in one of the most insane transfer stories EVER. Kane is officially in Germany. It's amazing how much has happened since you filmed this!!!

[@princeaguerokhadka2951]

Hey! This guy is a fact police. See? No one cares

[@therealking6202]

@@princeaguerokhadka2951 I feel sorry for your mother.

[@davidrojas6457]

​@@princeaguerokhadka2951Oi, spotted the Leeds fan!

[@booran.]

Arsenal has a good chance but City is going to win it all again, they won the Super Cup without De Bruyne and Bernardo Silva despite a few hiccoughs.

[@therealking6202]

@@booran. They won on PKs. Sooo ....

[@MrGamerz20]

Spurs are a joke but the new gaffer Ange deserved a brief mention and how his tactics will differ from how they were playing previously under Conte, Nuno and Mourinho.

[@kylerboggan2634]

Now I’m an OG because I’ve been here since the BMOnus days

[@donjoncherrywon]

David Luiz at Liverpool aye💀💀💀

[@rhitabratabej3264]

bro called luis diaz david luiz and ilkay gundogan illian gundogan

[@idzan-private]

Manchester City and 2 Croats in the team, oh boy, another UCL win incoming. Sadly last year Croatian UCL victory streak was broken by City (Brozović was in Inter side) so let it be restart of the streak. Just look it up, from the 2013/14 season and UCL finals in the winning team there was one Croat. Also, good luck my club - Liverpool, let the rebuild be perfect this season, FSG pay for the Caicedo and some backup defenders and we are golden for Top 4 and return to UCL next year.

[@valvevac-systemchecker3773]

Great vid just one slight Error, the season Lille won Ligue 1 was 2020/2021, Messi joined in season 2021/2022

[@anguspaterson5713]

No talk of injuries in the Man city section - that could be the decisive factor in City not winning the league. KDB is out for months, and it was his assists that gave Haaland so many of his goals last season. No-one else in that squad has that understanding with Haaland.

[@sebastiane.sderberg4292]

James Milner is for sure the best up and coming talent this season😍

[@videomaniac36]

Nahh mate it’s Ross Barkley 🔥

[@zarovich9397]

I’ve heard Arsenal might snap up some young Welsh blood in Aaron Ramsey from Cardiff he’s sure to get gametime as soon as he joins

[@holidayeveryday3121]

"...the newest and the hottest prospects of world football..." proceeds by inserting James Milner Embodied the eternal young talent that he is.

[@thelinedrive]

I’m a Tottenham fan and if Ange Ball continues as is, Tottenham are going to be what Arsenal were last year with a bit more depth because of what is left over from previous managers.

[@HeapsVEVO]

We deserved a bit more of a shout, especially because we’ll have less games

[@vcash6014]

Laughing out loud at 2:56. Liverpool fan and I don't hate other fans, but TFA has got hilarious delivery. Subscribed. GG

[@gergoszalanczi179]

Pochettino: has second place medals with tottenham. u have answerd your question on why he is a sought after manager

[@michaeldrac2751]

Hearing you talk about Tottenham and Chelsea was the highlight of my morning. Been watching football for over 15 years, and this was both entertaining and educating. Walmart Halaand nearly killed me.

[@vanguardbreakroom5816]

“A metric Lizzo” is crazy😂

[@averagetim8660]

Any of those teams would be a title contender in any other league that shows how crazy strong the league is and how much better city is

[@limpingfoxgames6314]

Still waiting for the return of the China Ruins Everything Career Mode.... It was the greatest thing to ever grace this earth.

[@itzluther3362]

19:15 didn’t know David Luiz came out of retirement and switched to LW💀

[@surreal9558]

So uh.....Spurs are 1 point off man city... and Maddison is blooming really fast, son has 6 goals in 7 matches, and we brought down arsenal, Liverpool, and man united...uh, unsure if this video aged well

[@FrankSantos1989]

Drew against an Arsenal team full of injuries lmao

[@realsausageroll]

Im not even american but i love watching these videos cause i dont have time to keep up with all the transfers that happen

[@Onslowfilms]

You know it’s funny. Because Man City has the lowest net spend in the Premier league, and there also there are only the 4th richest team in the the premier league, there not the rich villains but the educated smart people who gained money.

[@peterkaufman4312]

As a City fan around 12 years, I truly like the way you view the team and recognize the flaws and accomplishments. This year will definitely be a test but I've got us breaking more histroy. Give us four!

[@cct7558]

As a Brit, this is funny as fuck!

[@combatcoremma]

I don't think David Luiz plays for Liverpool 19:15

[@freya5703]

I caught that too 😂😂😂 to be fair he did call himself a clueless American

[@benjaminaraya8073]

At least the title is accurate 😂

[@altafmohsini8284]

Guarantee he will add Chelsea as a team to watch out for in a month! Calling it now

[@dani.munoz.a23]

chelsea gonna be fighting relegation in a month 💀

[@TheMegacoolman5000]

Agreed Chelsea where big club, they underdogs this season, but who doesn’t love an underdog story. Also they still big club

[@lhy8373]

@@TheMegacoolman5000 Chelsea underdogs? You know much they spend each season??? Jesus americans really are clueless

[@ditik2795]

Ready for the annual Chelsea slander..can really tell you're actually clueless.

[@sciencesofaheretek6973]

2:37 beans on toast is godly as a brit i can not allow that slander to stand 😂

[@isaaclao2380]

Here after Chelsea and Man United are currently 15th and 10th in the league

[@ThePresidentsGaming_]

BABE WAKE UP CLUELESS AMERICAN GUIDE IS OUT‼️

[@graysonmoreno2167]

Please please please can we do a clueless Americans guide to La Liga 24/25

[@mpitiletsie4904]

Liverpool fixing its core problems is probably the funniest line of this video. Haha caicedo

[@christianmelendez7881]

I’m Mexican so I’m rooting for Fulham and West Ham this year. Hope my boy’s ball out this year

[@SiddarthaTB]

This video has been aging worse and worse the longer the season goes on. Besides Brighton, but they might fumble by trying to focus on CL more now that they lost their 1st match.

[@RackyanHD]

Canadian here trying to get into Football, thanks for this :)

[@td7221]

Dogs pumping out vids rn and I love it

[@ovechkin100]

If i have to pick a team to cheer for from the premier league, it would have to be Liverpool. I have no affiliation with any city, but im a huge fan of the Beatles, so Liverpool it is.

[@kylesmith8383]

Keep sleeping on chelsea. Lots of improvement with young talent this season gets us top 6 and we will be back in the mix for top 2-3 next season. Great time to jump on with the best club in London

[@benjaminmaule953]

sounds like he's just spewing what he hears on twitter lol

[@DuckyVanya]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oklanime]

Turns out he was fucking right lmao, Chelsea and their new manager are shit.

[@warZ1270]

As an American this is my first year watching football regularly I don’t have a favorite team yet but I just enjoy the game

[@kingw7651]

I love your videos man. The way you talk and everything is so interesting.

[@0liver22]

1:39 damnn, the intro vs awesome😂...best way to describe it

[@Alex2882a]

Watching how they paid 105 millions for Rice makes me admire Florentino so much, he brought Camavinga, Thchoameni, Bellingham each for a similar or cheaper price

[@SiddarthaTB]

True but that's because everyone wants to join Real Madrid. They are the historical giants of the world and if you want to leave your name in Football history then you got to join them and place yourself among the legends of Real Madrid. Only other club that comes close is Barcelona in terms of prestige.

[@edo7574]

Ain’t no way u called Luis Diaz David Luis 😂😂

[@KlassicLoL]

Living on the west coast and having to wake up at 6am to catch a game sometimes 😵‍💫

[@kevinrokks5218]

I love your videos, you just gotta fix some errors, which just takes a few seconds of a Google search. E.g At 00:47 it wouldn't have been Arsenal's first title in 23 years, but rather their last title was in the 2003/2004 season. But I get it, takes a lot of time and energy to make such long videos.

[@Headytopper125]

I just watched this before going to a EPL fans birthday party and it totally saved my ass. Thank you

[@r3ggi3000]

That was very informative and entertaining.

[@revan5293]

I am from American. But I have friends in luton they are sooo happy rn

[@kehlanakareem9319]

I literally typed , “Premiere League mvp” and this popped up, classic.

[@priyanshusharma2365]

Loved the video! Amazing work!

[@alexnikonov9391]

Great seeing you give attention to Isak and Onana especially after your Ajax career

[@flooffy7987]

Bro has 0 ball knowledge 💀

[@datboidiego9164]

The title wasn’t lying when it said you are clueless. Your take on Pochettino is atrocious

[@Yo-gp1lq]

Love these guides but the glory hunting bias is so telling. Supporting teams outside the top six is way more interesting and fulfilling. The excitement, the drama at every game, never quite knowing if you'll win or lose, the chase for a European spot which means everything. Villa Vs Brighton last season was a big European tour party because it really meant something. Does beating Burnley and Crystal palace 3-0 really mean anything to man utd fan? Furthermore when you support a smaller side you join a genuine community, rather than just a giant human blob of Liverpool and man utd shirts who have no real interest in each other. The top six having nothing on those teams below when it comes to comradery, community and genuine passion for the game. Supporting 'winners' is just incredibly sad and naturally looked down upon by those of us who love football and our proper clubs

[@triplemoyagames4195]

Let's be honest. If you're an American, which community are you finding by supporting Bournemouth in the US? You have better chance finding a community by joining the big six tbh

[@jakeing0ff]

there’s a comical amount of West Ham supporters over here, either through Iron Maiden, Green Street, or their rough reputation. Ignoring them through every one of the these previews is so silly

[@Yo-gp1lq]

@@triplemoyagames4195 potentially true, I honestly don't know, what I do know is that you would be surprised by the number of fan clubs for different teams outside the top 6 there are: West ham, Newcastle, Villa, forrest, Crystal palace all for example have fan clubs in a signifiacnt number of US cities. Even Bournemouth, who lets be honest are an exceptionally small club for the premier league, have US supporters groups. Furthermore, are Man Utd, Liverpool or chelsea shirts that rare in America? again probably not, whilst im sure thate are fan clubs for these teams, there will also be thousands if not millions of casual fans backing these teams, which again leads to the blob and a loss of comradery and community. A Man Utd fan sees someone wearing a utd shirt, whats the big deal? but a fan of Crystal Palace, Brentford or Fulham sees a shirt of the club worn? thats worth walking up and starting up a conversation, discussing were they watch the games, how they got into supporting the team. P.S. here is a list of Bournmouth support groups in America (and this is a club with a stadium capacity of 7,500: essentailly a leageu two level side normally): CALIFORNIA AFCB California on Twitter FLORIDA Florida Cherries on Twitter AFCB Jacksonville on Facebook AFCB Jacksonville supporters group on Twitter GEORGIA AFCB Atlanta on Facebook AFCB Atlanta on Twitter NEW YORK Rochester Cherries on Twitter OHIO The Ohio Cherries on Twitter

[@triplemoyagames4195]

@@Yo-gp1lq I appreciate the evidence, I never said there weren't any communities, I said it would be much harder to find a community. If you're looking for a community you have a higher chance finding it in a big club. Also we may be conflating big with successful. Newcastle is by no means a small club. They were a very successful and large club worth Billions but have struggled with form in the last two decades.

[@DuckyVanya]

Mate, you're talking complete and utter waffle. You're either a matchgoing fan, in which case there is absolutely no dispute from any fanbase about passion, any regular matchgoing fan is part of an extremely passionate community. Or, you're not a matchgoing fan, in which case you're just another part of the blob, regardless of how good/bad your team is.

[@Lowe19]

Bro said Burnley sre relegation fodder can tell he’s got no real idea of the English pyramid

[@lafevre1636]

The way you murdered Gundogans name im sorry 💀 might wanna check that one ;)

[@kyril9945]

Look how the season’s turning out

[@pian816]

I'm a clueless American. I got into football a couple of weeks ago. Hello, diehard Brits.

[@boundforsports1369]

YOOOOOOOOO i heard your voice and thought it was so familiar until i saw your YT username and remembered I used to watch your old career mode videos from around 6 years ago😂

[@yamkelagambino]

Man I like your voice and your content I hope you can upload more

[@Juju25118]

Bro called Luis Diaz David Luiz😭

[@JuanGonzalez-hs4lf]

19:15 David Luiz, Liverpools brilliant winger

[@andatoren4768]

Ah yes my favorite players: Yosko Gvardiol Illian Gundogan and David Luiz the colombian Liverpool player

[@alexrichards7237]

Back for my yearly update on the prem

[@josephli8113]

Hey man love the vid, what the background song at 23:14

[@attackcity]

Say it with me “Goon-duh-won” not Goondogan.

[@bezzzy6550]

Great stuff as always

[@bernhardsonn7758]

13:33 bro he just avoided to pass to maguire. Only right choice😂

[@isailopez423]

Perfect as always my boy 👏🏼👏🏼

[@deepakpandey8240]

The English football is all fine and restful. Everything looks so mature and beautiful. Every club excites you for the future. You fall in love with the competition. Then, Man City comes out of the shadows having literally everything added with some style. Probably the best. And the competition goes up the smoke. Man City are really inevitable. 😅

[@darwinmorgan6690]

Man City is basically the "Thanos" of EPL lol. As a UTD fan, I hate it, but as a football fan, what they display on the pitch is what every club wanted to be (winning team with great attacks, great midfield control, and great defense too).

[@canadsian2747]

Did I miss something, or did you not mention Mo Salah at all? Is he gone? As an ignorant American, he is one of the only dudes I know. Great content regardless, love your stuff

[@phil.lariviere]

Yoooo, this was complete, funny and interesting… bravo 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻

[@flywire76]

Brand new spurs fan here. Go big Ange! 🇦🇺

[@jakewellard1368]

You underestimate Chelsea I honestly think they have a better chance at finishing higher then United and maybe even Liverpool

[@jemazondo9331]

Is it me or did this offseason go by super fast? I feel like the last season just ended.

[@SharpeRacing]

I’m hoping my Nottingham Forrest folks get a top 15 standings finish at the end of this year.

[@alextamasi2245]

I love the fact you are wrong on so many accounts, ha ha

[@B00_0_0-_-]

beans on toast is incredible, just because our heinz beans aren't overly sweet like american ones, and our w=top league winnners aren't called world champions. And also what is an op for a leg 17:20. İlkay Gündoğan, ğ pronounced like a w. otherwise pretty reasonable predictions

[@tonyjerm1707]

As an Arsenal fan, I have hope. Unfortunately as an Arsenal fan, it's also the hope that kills you.

[@stevenjimenez816]

ok now u didn’t even try with the szoboszlai pronunciation😂

[@oropesamedia]

Colombian & Liverpool legend David Luiz I mean Luis Diaz

[@CoIumbo]

I bloody love your channel ❤️ yes lad