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[@Billy-xk5bj]

This comment was 2 weeks ago while the video was 5 years ago

[@winsleyocampo6383]

Play among us please it's easy to play even conan can win multiple times

[@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921]

Conan has charisma i wish the other side had also someone like that also you never played booshock darksiders dragonball zelda, kingdom hearts never had final fantasy on clueless gamers also soul calibur and devil may cry/ Dark souls

[@sinuslebastian6366]

Baron Byakko Clarity D. Dragneel Voruto Zeppeli 1. Thomas has plenty of personality. See any of his twitch streams. 2. They played final fantasy on clueless gamer once

[@lilsnoopie]

Obviously you stopped cluelessgamer due to copyright or payments to a game. You had a gold mine here. Your clueless gamer videos have more views than you regular video's...

[@feathertopDT]

"There's a lot of violence... but who's... who's remembering it?" Cracked up. That was brilliant

[@puteraslayer]

+FeathertopDT Is that violence lol

[@hirvale]

"Guys I just killed myself" he is way too calm LOL

[@jooyoungwuk]

Gabe

[@daniglover3871]

i dont get it

[@eleiraeel]

^^^^They’re playing a silly video game but Gabe is monologuing deep statements as if it’s happening in real history while he sits in the corner being unhelpful it’s hilarious

[@metriodmetriod]

"you can turn the tables but your feet will still be under it. "

[@kyozoutenno6239]

Wut?

[@chimkinNuggz]

Lol wtf does that mean

[@TheBelaidKL]

Torrente Murrieta 343 likes?? I don't know about anyone else, but I say lets leave it at that :)

[@musharioh]

Torrente Murrieta feet! or fear! either way I say let's move on

[@manurodriguez2321]

Torrente Murrieta You can change the script but you still have to read it.

[@victoriaelizabeth9332]

Loving how Aaron is scoring every point for the red team.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Victoria Elizabeth It would be so awesome to play on Live with Aaron

[@empgkrazer_5124]

I would watch aaron do some lets plays

[@KennyMcCormick99]

LOL IKR! I would pretty much promise that Aaron would do way better if it was just him vs the other 3. Because since every time his teammates get killed, he gets closer to losing the game. Actually, he might even be able to win a 2 v 1 match!

[@TheNativeEngine]

@@KennyMcCormick99 I wonder if he's really that good.

[@RickyRegal.]

He's the only one who actually games

[@alexanderwilliams7015]

"you can flip the script, but you still have to read the words" I'm dying

[@shanhussain6114]

You can cut the cord, but you're still gonna need internet

[@tworpish]

You can walk a different path but the other path is still there

[@blueeyesaf]

Jeez, Aaron's lost alot of weight, he was all chubby when they started doing these a couple years back and now he looks to be in real good shape, good for him.

[@William_Sk]

Alexander Forbes He probably built up an eating disorder from being constantly mentally (and physically) abused by Conan on each episode of Clueless Gamer. Either way: Looking good, Aaron!

[@matthewnickl9871]

Trotmaster15 His girlfriend dumped him, or at least that's what he claimed

[@biggie321hp]

Trotmaster15 He seems to really like working for Conan. He always laughs when Conan is punching him, which sounds funny, but it isn't like Conan is actually trying to cause him pain.

[@William_Sk]

***** I am aware, I was making a joke.

[@SuperVcore]

aaronbleyaert.tumblr.com/post/109959086957

[@aybanpali]

"There's alot of violence, but who's remembering it?" My favorite line.

[@jasfay7219]

Ayy Pee lol what did he mean by remembering

[@aybanpali]

jas fay He meant who's reflecting on these killings. Cuz so much is going on that nobody stops to take it all in.

[@HackSlashGaming]

war is hell

[@ahyaahya2447]

@@HackSlashGaming yes

[@JITCompilation]

"its really fun to fail on two different teams" xD Andy is so adorable

[@barrettdecutler8979]

#LittleBrotherLife

[@Utonian21]

relateable

[@coleeckerman1390]

lee harvey oswald

[@jodeldominguez6486]

Conan controls the show, but I... control the pause button.

[@Hawaikitkatuser]

Jodel Dominguez madlad

[@Zetsuke4]

HAHAHAHA SAVAGE I also paused when SV jumped but skipped the frames where coco jumped

[@Alic4444]

@@Zetsuke4 lol

[@maimaibacay]

LMAO

[@no_one2425]

You can flip the script, but you still got to read the words

[@Aurelio4491]

6:10 That is indeed how wars start, Conan - with a bunch of people in the same room, each armed with a rocket launcher.

[@LightningSe7en]

With everyone just waiting for the moment they shoot.

[@gonzalobarrera4207]

Ha been there halo 3

[@0My0Channel0]

Tim H *"War.... War never changes"*

[@baverfjant]

my channel "Or does it?"

[@mike129995]

Tim H "Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the War room." -President Merkin Muffley

[@Seahawkfan1108]

Only Conan can pull out a Multiplayer Map designer out of thin air.....

[@DADchs13]

+Randy Gutierrez he was probably the one there demoing the game and helping set it up

[@Snoopy11723]

Dio!!!

[@MG-np6wh]

I love how he use other moves like snapping the enemy’s head that Conan would never figure out how to do lmao

[@richardwu9013]

@@Snoopy11723 Now he's black goku

[@Talia444Love]

"I'm a sociopath I took the test"

[@3spressoShot]

and now after hes out of silicon valley, it seems he wasnt kidding.

[@lorrainechan542]

@@3spressoShot yikes. For real?

[@ahyaahya2447]

@@3spressoShot wasn't he??

[@wisdomleader85]

"Eric Bachman, is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt."

[@Squee7e]

@@lorrainechan542 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.J._Miller read "Legal issues and controversies"

[@cummiestcat]

God, I feel so sorry for Aaron getting stuck with Conan and Andy lmao

[@chaseb5376]

Please do a clueless gamer on Fallout 4 in the future. Imagine how epic that would be with Conan.

[@92tpeter]

***** fuck yes

[@chimkinNuggz]

That games overrated

[@sethhawkins74]

Fuck yeah

[@Lorrins]

RuggedALAN How the fuck can you say it's overrated when it's not even out yet!?

[@sethhawkins74]

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

Oh god. This is GOLD.

[@Shrimpu.]

I freaking love Conan. "you can flip the script but you still have to read the words"

[@BaIlZack]

HaloFollower Compile this information for a new video

[@Moniak]

HaloFollower You're a buzzfeed fuck.

[@artorias1172]

no its DIAMOND

[@Jordan-vr7ip]

hunter guadiana You can call it diamond, but it's still just a stone!

[@Wilburgur]

Ahhh, the classic mandatory Halo rage at 3:06 ♥

[@mishaal1175]

10000000000000% TRUE

[@aer_ea]

Hello daddy

[@aaronl22]

wilburgur +

[@ambrooks5]

Andy’s the best!! 🤣

[@marth7473]

Wowee

[@Yeet-yx9tw]

Conan and Andy reminds me of Patrick and SpongeBob

[@YourAchillesHeel]

who's who

[@Nicole-rq8ix]

clearly andy is patrick

[@kushsharma8658]

Jordan is squidward

[@TheRealLittleBIGhead]

+Kush Sharma That actually turned this pretty good comparison into an amazing one.

[@phantomx3902]

Yeet it's SpongeBob and squiqward

[@Sniperbear13]

i think i need to go to the hospital, i just died from laughing so hard.

[@MuppetMan246]

Accelerator You can go to the hospital, but you still gotta take the medicine!

[@Spydiggity]

Accelerator Odd. I didn't laugh at all. Game looks great though.

[@DanielDanielsen]

Accelerator I died aswell, someone needs to come bury me...with my computer....and pizza...and sacrifice a virgin supermodel...and bury Amy Schumer with me..alive upside down..so people can park their bikes...and bury me with a chainsaw so when I come back as a zombie I'll have a weapon.

[@Jordan-vr7ip]

lhook0 You can go to the morgue, but you still gotta be buried!

[@eafanboyssuck]

Accelerator It does not work like that...

[@Francophone974]

I'm sure Zach Woods has great career ahead of him, he's subtle that dude.

[@otherguy314]

4:01 "I'm a sociopath, Conan. I took the test. I'm serious." That explains a few things, T.J.

[@sinuslebastian6366]

Like why he would leave a critically acclaimed HBO show for THE EMOJI MOVIE.

[@emilyb.8219]

Their banter was hilarious omg "you can turn the tables but your feet will still be under them"

[@GregPoblete]

SV is probably the best show right now. Conan has the best talk show. So both of these shows together is a mega super show. Cool.

[@cmbadass]

Greg Poblete I can't get over "This guy fucks".. every time that dude used that line on Jarrod I LOL

[@rj_ramon]

It would've been hilarious if they would have brought Jian Yang along, in character of course. "I eata da feesh"

[@bsvenss2]

Greg Poblete Well, SV is very good entrée for the main course... GoT.

[@johnnyfive222]

It would have been funny of Conan betrayed his own team ha ha. Betrayal

[@tomcruisemiddleteeth]

Halo Maker 30 betrayal isn't funny, dude.

[@anhdadenn]

0:07 that guy knew all conan's lines wtf xD

[@xboxaddict552]

ruồi teleprompter/cue card guy in front of them

[@nanaoftheyaw]

Teammooshrooms Rini nope. it was telekinesis obviously. smh

[@KnitOutTheJams]

That's what made it HILARIOUS

[@cptmuska]

ruồi thats his thing hes reading it lol

[@Ayplus]

Lol, live-conan trolling. I love it

[@kiky4881]

"I killed you twice and the first one was as sweet as the last" Bwahahaaaa

[@gracjanrotke]

"You can jump all you want, we're not freeze framing...I control the show!" LOL one of the best clueless gamer episodes!

[@MonkeysxMoo]

Best way to show off a new map

[@comradekirilov3483]

Yup

[@Eeshank2]

+MonkeyxMoo35 your profile pic matches your comment lol

[@comradekirilov3483]

I've seen monkeyxmoo on basically every halo follower video, he's like Josh35117 :)

[@Eeshank2]

MoltenSwordGaming whats a josh 35117

[@comradekirilov3483]

Bart_1225 josh11735 Hes this guy on youtube whos everywhere :D

[@lovelolah]

I love Zach Woods and the fact that he make TJ giggle like a little girl

[@sushenpatel19]

I've been binging these clueless gamer videos....Conan is the oldest host on the air but still has got the quickest comedic wit compared to the rest. Gonna miss this guy whenever he retires

[@jorgepoleo9284]

:C

[@scsi_joe]

yeap...

[@Luv4Charms]

"guys, i just killed myself" THE SUBTLETY OF THAT KILLED ME

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

This was the best match of Halo 3 I've seen since 2007.

[@chaseb5376]

Oh, Hi Vincent Price! What are you doing here?

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

***** Enjoying a match of Halo 3

[@baileypope8414]

Ghost81 this is halo 5 idiot

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

Bailey Pope that's the joke you fool

[@baileypope8414]

cause shitbox one can't run anything above halo 3 level

[@Sokatubeme]

Gotta love Thomas Middleditch mouthing the words on Conan's cue cards at the beginning. He's such a funny actor!!!!

[@paavoauvinen6315]

I really enjoy Conan on TBS. The Tonight Show really didin't suit him too well. But now, he might be the most entertaining late night host on air.

[@matthewskipper2732]

It's because he's allowed to do more and has more freedom with TBS.

[@zberry582]

'why am I walking backwards?' 'it's really fun to fail on two different teams' 😂 gotta love Andy! This was the best clueless gamer episode!

[@derekdash4995]

I got way too excited when I saw this was up

[@derekdash4995]

M Dash also why are people excited about this game. It's literally virtual laser tag with weird bodysuits.

[@uwotm8660]

M Dash ...

[@nanaoftheyaw]

M Dash you havent played halo my freind.

[@supergunnergames]

The only good Halo games were 1,2, and 3 I just stopped caring after that

[@nanaoftheyaw]

Supergunner games good for you sir. I however can't wait

[@neotheden]

Thomas Middleditch mouthing Conan's lines at the start cracks me up every time.

[@ryndanriley5348]

the guy who played Gabe on the office was really poorly utilized. he's so funny in the blooper stuff from it, but they made his character rarely have any jokes, compared to a lot of the others.

[@WelshGrey]

In season 3 he's the best character, I think his character has the funniest development in the show and many agree with me

[@ryndanriley5348]

WelshGrey gabe wasn't on the office in season 3...

[@WelshGrey]

Ryndan Riley Oh my bad I was talking bout his character in SV, my mistake

[@ryndanriley5348]

+WelshGrey I can see why my comment was confusing though.

[@ivarekelund9408]

you guys should be representatives for internet comments. So polite

[@igotashake]

Did Aaron get a high five from Andy? 5:47 We'll never know..

[@Sbeve_One]

"There's a lot of violence happening, but who's remembering it?"

[@carjaroo]

Conan looked pretty cool in that jacket

[@the-kris5554]

Looks alot like the college bully :p

[@kiks399]

Zach Woods is comedic relief personified.

[@Kipah]

0:01 Middleditch reading Conan's prompter.

[@treg5298]

Well... That last game revealed who was carrying the blue team haha.

[@Luketc7]

“I keep looking for the nurses office” Andy is brilliant

[@LeaLenn]

Conan and the Silicon Valley cast vibe so well. I love when he interviews any of them it’s never boring.

[@Tony19C]

"it's really fun to fail on 2 different teams."

[@KuzuRanger]

Conan & Andy display some of the characteristic traits of true noobs: rage, spinning in place, shooting at one's feet, and an utter sense of being lost.

[@evanjohnson1250]

That T.J. Miller seems like a swell dude, I bet his career is going to blow up after this.

[@Nobodyfornow9669]

Middleditch is reading Conan's lines in the opening and it's funny. Lmao

[@discorobot9394]

at the beginning you can see middleditch mouthing Conan's cue cards

[@polynikes5631]

haha those multiplayer peace treaty staredowns ALWAYS end up badly

[@chrisr7319]

We tried our best to hold form while my best friend answered the door to pay the pizza guy but one person couldn't resist the easy kill and he came back to an intense firestorm where we yelled "Justice!" after every kill.

[@polynikes5631]

Chris R Haha the effort alone is admirable.

[@CalebHyles]

Wait...was that a Naruto "Believe It"...xD

[@deaddrunkdonkey2793]

hey it’s you

[@kuyam6340]

bruh im subbed to you and that guy up there

[@yackfou2412]

Go away with stupid anime trash like Naruto and others. Anime is for perverts. Everybody who's looking anime eats the underwear of his dad if he's male and if it's a female who's watching, she always watching with her dad if you known what I mean

[@princepsychic2078]

@@yackfou2412 you sound dumb

[@princepsychic2078]

@@yackfou2412 that part about how anime is for perverts is more perverted than mob psycho 100

[@bigbadgrun8821]

I love how andy goes from 'I just care that I killed somebody, now I can call my mom' to ' I think it's great how I can fail on two teams at the same time' Love you Andy. Lmao

[@Vegita1123]

Conan is doing Sarge proud #RedVsBlue

[@uwotm8660]

More like caboose

[@jamessampayo9622]

spent the last five minutes looking for a comment related to RvB. I can die happy now

[@lazylight007]

Found out about Red vs Blue a couple days ago . I'm currently marathoning the series :D

[@Jessicanana89]

The "I got my Etsy page" joke killed me.

[@annis750]

that attempted freeze frame with the silicon valley cast was hilarious. Conan should do more multiplayer editions. TJ talking crap over a video game is gold. Well done gentlemen. Courtly bows all around! #this is how wars start

[@TEUNSreviews]

Jimmy can learn a lot from Conan.

[@realitykillzz]

I know right , Kimmel needs to watch this

[@xiang5814]

Both jimmies can learn a LOT from Conan

[@vicount3944]

+TEUNSreviews Guess which videos of Jimmy are most watched ? the gaming attacks .

[@twistessense6143]

+Xiang (Fortehlolz) agree 100% Kimmel is good but fallon dosent kno comedy or how to laugh when u should lol sounds dumb but its true fallon is a fake ass bitch

[@HansCarterFilms]

Thomas Middleditch would rule Twitch.tv - Carter

[@afreddymercury5754]

Hans & Carter I love their show

[@oioi5357]

#middletwitch

[@tjwells]

Hans & Carter He has a Twitch channel.

[@ckmusic419]

He is hilarious! I had a friend who acted just like him I was in stitches ALL the time!

[@HansCarterFilms]

tjwells whaaaat! Noo way! - C

[@anonymousposter6671]

I love it when Conan cheats!!

[@Sbeve_One]

ANDY YOU KILLED HIM! *goes in for serious business handshake*

[@tokkibabs7]

"i killed Tommy!!!" that was too cute

[@launderground]

hopefully we see conan at e3 this week.

[@yootooberkev15]

I always come back to this video as this video brought me to Silicon Valley and I’m forever grateful.

[@Chimchimchu]

I love Bleyaert. He's so underrated. Think he's playing a game with 2 people that have basically never played a video game before.

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Conan be looking like those lego people.

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Also, Andy be looking like that fat guy from Office Space.

[@William_Sk]

***** I need my stapler.

[@halo99yo]

***** "that fat guy from Office Space" OMG I'M DEAD #buried

[@MrDavid849]

'He was looking at his feet and I shot him in the Goddamn neck"

[@jpenn9635]

TJ Miller: “I’m a sociopath.” Also TJ Miller: Calls in a bomb threat on a train Yep, it checks out

[@mtndew5394]

Thomas is a lot more vibrant than I imagined he'd be lol TJ is as hilarious as I thought he'd be though

[@yootooberkev15]

Parents: “ViDEo GaMEs aRE ViOLeNT” Parents watching video games: 6:16

[@AceBoogieWDaHoodie]

Xbox Won this e3. R.I.P Sony.

[@sangheili333]

Apdiel SaxGod Last Guardian FF 7 Remake Uncharted 4 I don't think so

[@wowiambest]

sangheili333 omg!!! 3 games!!!... talk about greatness...

[@ROBBIEDZ]

sangheili333 FF7 is a timed exclusive. At the conference they said it's coming "first" to Playstation. Coming first doesn't equal exclusive.

[@impatrick7636]

STOP please no console wars just watch the video and have fun.

[@BradleyHauge]

How can you win a press conference

[@IraSpain]

This was fun to watch...also didn't hurt that the game designer who played for Conan was pretty cute.

[@mo533]

lol your name suits you

[@jasonite]

That was great, I love how he brought in one of the designers to play for him!

[@7ninjasam]

That was ridiculously hilarious! Thank you for making these.

[@WhispersUnicorn]

AARON LOOKS FANTASTIC!!! NICE!!

[@liveuntetheredmusepodcast4832]

"i'm like my father at night, looking for fig newtons!" lol

[@TessaxMusic95]

910AM Superstation Funnies Dude I LOOOOVE those things!

[@kengetkamulos]

This has to be one of the most hilarious episodes as you can see they were genuinely having fun.

[@justinduren95]

This cured my pandemic sadness. Amazing stuff, Conan.

[@Kohinoor1994]

Lol 0:06-0:07 that guy to the right of Conan is saying all of Conan's lines along with him

[@corneliussnow3491]

Everyone: Poses funny while they spin. Zach: just awkwardly spins. Lmao 😆 I love that whole cast. Can't believe I didn't start watching this show sooner, but glad I have some new to binge these days.

[@______jsh______]

Love when Aaron is carrying the team, and love it when Andy got to kill one :D

[@Barncore]

Holy moly Aaron lost a lot of weight!

[@ivorpixabaj6059]

"All I care about is that i took a life" -Andy

[@Gavi4Sher]

Conan please play red dead redemption you`ll absolutely love it.

[@mehreen1674]

This is the best one. They need to do more multiplayer campaigns

[@Zetsuke4]

LOL WHEN conan had the game maker play for him and he pretended to press buttons in the corner

[@BJAWS]

Watching this made me even more excited for halo 5! I can't wait to have as much fun with this game as they did. It is going to be great!!!

[@oliviadye1264]

This is by far my favorite video on KZbin.

[@brandoninsides7689]

I love his videos!My favorite channel.

[@user-wt4hu3hg3t]

A really weird team battling another really weird team? Perfect.

[@lynorrac4623]

"you can flip the script but you still have to read the word" 😂😂

[@jonlawrence6338]

5:53 and thus “Red vs Blue” was born

[@Shroctopus]

Conan has to do more of these they are his best skits.

[@waterpapi]

Halo is love. Halo is life.

[@AA-or4xc]

Phoenix T halo 3 maybe

[@JoeyRKO19271203479261596129654]

You are correct. May the battle rifle be with you.

[@waterpapi]

Joey RKOBro Joey, waddup fam. I see every fucking where haha. Good stuff bud!

[@JoeyRKO19271203479261596129654]

Phoenix T I always follow Xbox greatness.

[@waterpapi]

Joey RKOBro Fuck yaaas lol. Xbox is the best box.

[@zekeruff6195]

We're gonna have one great summer!!

[@Danzilly]

hope you continue to do this segment conans reactions are to funny!!!!!!!!!

[@amanpanda4497]

this feels even better while binge watching

[@Anasyub]

'hey guys i just killed myself' THAT GUY MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HES MY FAV AND IDEK WHO HE IS

[@TheReal7Bit]

"I'm just like my father at night looking for fig newton's"

[@dystopianNinja1289]

Love how Thomas is reading the teleprompter along with Conan on the into xD Hahahaha

[@haute03]

This was hilarious. Even the Aaron Spelling reference at the end was gold.

[@BeatriceGatta]

Now I want to see his Etsy page!