+My Name Is Jeff CM Punk is now literally about to kill you
@truthhurts40349 жыл бұрын
By morons
@themacocko63118 жыл бұрын
Literally?
@scottburton97418 жыл бұрын
John Cena gets into Intensive care after the fire is put out. "Where am I" "ICU" "No you don't"
@strahinjagov9 жыл бұрын
I've figuratively watched this video 1000 times lol
@dakotaray12438 жыл бұрын
I did it. Literally.
@jessesmith60189 жыл бұрын
I AM NOT LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT XD
@ageniewitdabeanie96379 жыл бұрын
Since I was 10 CM Punk has been my favorite WWE Superstar ever and he still is. He has great sense of humor.
@TownieGirl197410 жыл бұрын
This is literally fantastic.
@broon8CFC10 жыл бұрын
You're right.
@TownieGirl197410 жыл бұрын
It's better to be right than wrong! You're very nice to say I am right! I wish I was there in person to shake your hand and say "Thank You". How'd I do CM Punk? Do I need a Grammar Slam?
@InfernAlien9 жыл бұрын
+Karen Catizone And it's also figuratively fantastic. It's fantastic in any forms.
@mateusparcianello55459 жыл бұрын
Literally on fire. Man that was funny "Someone gotta put it out" LOL
@alexudrescu94729 жыл бұрын
+Mateus Parcianello CM Punk is going to find you and he's gonna literally smash that bottle into your head.
@mateusparcianello55459 жыл бұрын
+Alex Udrescu Then, I will be literally bleeding.
@alexudrescu94729 жыл бұрын
Mateus Parcianello Then you will literally go to the hospital.
@mateusparcianello55459 жыл бұрын
+Alex Udrescu And I will be figuratively fucked.
@alexudrescu94729 жыл бұрын
Mateus Parcianello I guess you will be literally fucked if a busty blonde treats you.
@YTMrJūggs10 жыл бұрын
They should have made more episodes of this series. I've learned more watching this then I have at School.
@D22Games9 жыл бұрын
I learned something today. Literally.
@cenagirl202x10 жыл бұрын
"As you see me stand here before you I am a human being, Literally." xD
@musa751410 жыл бұрын
Standing*
@alelugo423710 жыл бұрын
Hey u should do a video that aj Lee and dean Ambrose MV with cm punk and Paige Knight
@HiSaimanSays11 жыл бұрын
CM Punk is figuratively the best in the world.
@republicofsandles10 жыл бұрын
A professional wrestler is teaching grammar. The nerd age has begun.
@BeezSays9 жыл бұрын
This is my premier annoyance in life. Great call!
@sgufanboy10 жыл бұрын
"Literally... Is just that! I don't even know how to explain it, the fuckin' definitition is literally!" I fell off my chair laughing XD
@KineticGTR10 жыл бұрын
lol. Reminds me of Henry Rollins
@RyuBlack9310 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah... I so agree with that! lmao
@tander10110 жыл бұрын
Rollins... Did you see what Seth Rollins did last Monday Night RAW?
@mahdi_r72 ай бұрын
@@tander101Yeah he literally got jumped by Bronson Reed
@CyricZ10 жыл бұрын
His transformation into Wolverine is almost complete.
@Shweet22410 жыл бұрын
Oh man, time to binge-watch these videos!
@TheDarkLordOfBass11 жыл бұрын
He's doing really well, Punk. Not "doing really good."
@CooperHughes110 жыл бұрын
I wish he'd do another, where he goes over, to, too, and two.
@CarloVeraSoliz9 жыл бұрын
Affect and effect could be mentioned too
@dannylamb4569 жыл бұрын
Carlo Vera Soliz We figuratively need this for the survival of the English language. Not literally because, well, we're still using English and it's still being used.
@kryceksangel9 жыл бұрын
Season 2 started on Monday
@pokemonpacific-rimmech-x4a8766 жыл бұрын
Cm punk tell John Cena that he sucks
@odin-gamingandwrestling71415 жыл бұрын
He just did a week ago. After 5 damn years.
@kryceksangel9 жыл бұрын
Where do we line up to spit on Cena?
@srepahzatulzzz96108 жыл бұрын
When he is literally on fire in the ring
@moret258 жыл бұрын
+Sean Avery Or when he's trying to look like he's from the Hood.
@ethanbiondi86698 жыл бұрын
moret25 OR when he ruins the WWE and all wrestlers there.
@FFcecil19918 жыл бұрын
😂 yes!
@GG2137GG10 жыл бұрын
Some people use "literally" figuratively, to describe figurative things. Just like not everyone uses "figuratively" literally, but to describe obvious things. Words aren't meant to be used literally all the time, and the same goes for "literally". Otherwise, about half of the phrases would make no sense.
@Shaqstheman00010 жыл бұрын
It's a joke
@GG2137GG10 жыл бұрын
Shaqstheman000 I actually might have had a point there
@GG2137GG9 жыл бұрын
Peter Robert Wilson I must've missclicked "view replies", pardon
@Icanbarelyfinishpersonagames9 ай бұрын
I come back to this series often, i first watched it when i was about 12 or 13 and this video particularly, i remember watching vividly. it taught me how to properly use literally, so thank you Mr punk.
@ZarlanTheGreen10 жыл бұрын
I think pro wrestling is crap, yet here I am watching a pro wrestler and loving the guy. It's a weird old world.
@Saltyoven10 жыл бұрын
I don't like wrestling, But I like CM Punk.
@89jomama10 жыл бұрын
I like UFC better but I like CM Punk lmao If that makes sense at all.
@jonathanayala3759 жыл бұрын
+Evan Hollis, well, now CM Punk just signed to join the UFC, so, you get to like both CM Punk and UFC a little more.
@216oddball8 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear "literally" being abused, I put this video on and it makes my day.
@MysteriousJG10 жыл бұрын
Punk, please save us. New print dictionaries and online dictionaries have taken to including a second definition of literally, which is basically...figuratively. I think Google's dictionary says literally can be "used for emphasis" and Mirriam-Webster now includes "virtually" as a synonym of literally. The fact that this is happening is basically society giving up on people ever speaking correctly. So again Punk, please save us. (Oh, and we wouldn't mind having AJ back on TV to entertain us either, if you're still feeling generous after rescuing the language).
@IAmGunzNoob9 жыл бұрын
Well... the English language tends to evolve, as time progress, just look at olde English. Things will be much different in the future... LITERALLY! xD
@WTFisTingispingis8 жыл бұрын
Make this man his own TV show IMMEDIATELY.
@Zeeeemonolith9 жыл бұрын
I'm just watching these to see that guy get hit with things.
@xavierscott2228 жыл бұрын
This series needs to be on tv
@sml74958 жыл бұрын
Wow...who wants Punk as his English teacher?
@javelincheshire63589 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these videos. They are brilliant!
@imranbecks11 жыл бұрын
This is literally hilarious!
@FarBeyondTheStrat10 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: He literally tracked down every bottle in southern California and recycled it.
@kenterminateddq53119 жыл бұрын
I am definitely guilty of this mistake. Mainly because it's easier to say literally than figuratively. Is there another word for figuratively?????
@adzarsenal399 жыл бұрын
virtually
@kenterminateddq53119 жыл бұрын
Dumb Pagan Oh, nice.
@kenterminateddq53118 жыл бұрын
Caitlin Tierney Well, what Punk meant is when someone is on fire, it doesn't mean literally because if I put fire on your body, it would burn. Frankly, I am not a Punk fan anymore but I agree with him.
@kenterminateddq53118 жыл бұрын
Caitlin Tierney Well, that's what the comment was said. That's why Punk corrected him and say Cena can't be literally on fire because he would be burned to a crisp.
@kenterminateddq53118 жыл бұрын
Caitlin Tierney Wow, u sure have a lot to say.
@JustusScottJr8 жыл бұрын
I'm figuratively peeing my pants laughing.
@DrJReefer10 жыл бұрын
I'd pay good money to see Cena literally on fire.
@hunterxhunterman10 жыл бұрын
OMG! I subscribed immediately after I finished watching this guy's rant...LITERALLY! It doesn't matter who he is. With his education, physique and the way he carries himself this man is just what people who don't care about grammar need in order to wake them the hell up and say how do to the world.
@yaoibakemonodesu9 жыл бұрын
I figuratively lmao
@TheMetalAllfather11 жыл бұрын
This is LITERALLY the funniest of the Grammar Slam videos I've seen yet.
@Alex1995gr10 жыл бұрын
1:00 I Figuratively died hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
@atsushiikeda673011 жыл бұрын
This is figuratively my favorite video ever. Their needs to be more of these. These are better then any of the other videos threw and threw.
@wilrivera266810 жыл бұрын
... please do AFFECT and EFFECT :o)
@leetherilus60975 жыл бұрын
No, CM Punk. It's not just you. Thank you for this
@memeklp71399 жыл бұрын
Thanks that you gave me an A in english :D (im german ;D)
@BBTomahawk129 жыл бұрын
congratulations!
@memeklp71399 жыл бұрын
BBTomahawk12 THX =3
@tom-cy9dp8 жыл бұрын
im chilean and i know better inglish now
@memeklp71398 жыл бұрын
Tommy Crisóstomo Inglish? XD
@Juniper_Rose11 жыл бұрын
CM Punk is literally the best grammar teacher. And I know the difference. I watched the video.
@legopicklesnake11 жыл бұрын
I know right? The best grammar teachers always use improper grammar when teaching!!
@Juniper_Rose11 жыл бұрын
Mike Peterson The next video should be the difference between grammar and syntax.
@WraithTDK11 жыл бұрын
I suspect most people who make this "mistake" know the difference and just don't really care.
@SkilesHasFun11 жыл бұрын
I think you may be giving them more credit than they deserve. :P
@ZarlanTheGreen10 жыл бұрын
That would make it worse. They'd have to be even more stupid ...and dickish.
@WraithTDK10 жыл бұрын
ZarlanTheGreen No, it would not make them more stupid, just apathetic.
@ZarlanTheGreen10 жыл бұрын
***** It's not apathy, when you *deliberately choose* to say something in a wrong way. It's not a choice between the easy way, or the more difficult way, like people who are too lazy to spell check and things like that. If you know the difference, any time you use it incorrectly, you *choose* to say it in a wrong way, when you could have just as easily (I'd argue _more_ easily) said it correctly.
@WraithTDK10 жыл бұрын
ZarlanTheGreen And why would one deliberately choose to say something the wrong way? Because it effectively illustrates their point. Like it or not, most people know what they mean when they say that. Therefore, the only reason for them *not* to say that is because it's grammatically correct. So they have a reason to say it, and a reason *not* to say it.However, said reason has no effect if the person saying it doesn't care about said reason. And what do we call it when someone doesn't care? That's right. *Apathy.*
@piercebottomtext48276 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but...this is LITERALLY the greatest series on KZbin xD
@AlexRoyale11 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. He's brilliant. Can we get more of these? Can he just get his own KZbin series? "This week, on Grammar Slam, with me, C.M. Punk...."
@coldste10 жыл бұрын
I love punk when he done stuff like this
@FatalistBY11 жыл бұрын
This is the best show I've ever seen on KZbin. Literally.
@Peppa505 Жыл бұрын
9 years later and I still come to watch these videos
@BarryAllenBG Жыл бұрын
me too he is the best in the world
@SamOnMaui11 жыл бұрын
We literally needed someone like you at my old newspaper to deal with all the cranks and "letters to the editor" crazies/eccentrics :P
@TheKaisama11 жыл бұрын
These videos are amazing. Thank you, Matt and Pat.
@LeeFitz3169 жыл бұрын
I literally shit my pants over these videos. These are the funniest things you have ever done.
@MattHoIt9 жыл бұрын
1:25 "Doing good" is doing a good deed. You should have said "Doing well" to describe John Cena's hot streak. Grammar Slammed
@Thisisjamesg9 жыл бұрын
No, punk was right
@Eric-bk6zu11 жыл бұрын
My god I love these. CM Punk beats people over grammar to make the world a better place.
@omgwtfusernamelol11 жыл бұрын
you've driven me figuratively crazy, you may have driven me literally crazy, but i can't explain the difference to you, because you don't understand the difference between figuratively and literally.
@CKing9711 жыл бұрын
This is literally one of the funniest things I've seen all year.
@SecretGerms9 жыл бұрын
i went to a church service with my mom recently, just to make her happy, and the pastor said, "paul literally turned the ephesians world upside down". it took every ounce of strength i could muster, to not raise my hand, so that i could correct him.
@THEMaverickLucky710 жыл бұрын
So I literally used "literally" the wrong way the entire time? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
@mjay24959 жыл бұрын
I literally miss CM PUNK👻💕
@DethklokMinion11 жыл бұрын
This is LITERALLY one of the funniest shows on youtube.
@ns1289110 жыл бұрын
Cm punk is literally the best person to be doing this series! LITERALLY!!!
@DangerousGirlMusic11 жыл бұрын
OMG THANK YOU!!! One of my friends just got in the habit of using 'literally' wrong. Which is one of my biggest pet peeves. Along with when people use the word 'legit'. Which is something I have come to accept that same friend will never stop doing.
@Scruffygames8810 жыл бұрын
We literally need more CM Punk Grammar Slam
@EdgeVStriker11 жыл бұрын
Yes I would like to see more. Here's a concept contribution from someone I heard recently: In regards to seeing 'souls' saved during an outreach, the word 'soles' was used instead.
@LadyCowbell11 жыл бұрын
I think this is the best of the Grammar Slams
@amysrevenge11 жыл бұрын
This one is the best of the series for sure.
@WTFisTingispingis4 жыл бұрын
This man is a goddamn national treasure.
@joablucky487611 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of watching this
@CONVERSE199111 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is amazing. I was literally listening to CM Punk's Nerdist podcast earlier today where he and Chris Hardwick were talking about doing this show.
@mattomsay11 жыл бұрын
Crying at how mad he's getting, so good.
@ericharrison863911 жыл бұрын
He made a grammar error, "he's not just doing really good"
@TheArt0fSilence11 жыл бұрын
I wish my LA teacher was CM Punk. It would make class so much more bearable.
@Anthonymorison111 жыл бұрын
This is Literally the best video on the internet.
@Lil_Snug11 жыл бұрын
You should watch his "then, than" episode, and then tell me how your use "then" relates to time. Don't check my typo with arbitrary adverbs at the beginning of your sentence.
@Aiiml3ssTM11 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing i've found on youtube
@nnydepp11 жыл бұрын
Can't wait and don't want to wait for a potential slam?
@SeventhCircleSaint11 жыл бұрын
They LITERALLY have to make more of these videos with Punk.
@Metalyger11 жыл бұрын
This needs to be required viewing for everyone who intends to type anything on the internet.
@naomiwilson7911 жыл бұрын
The is LITERALLY one of the funniest thing I have have seen. I love Cm Punk!
@theshawnarm11 жыл бұрын
Two Best Friends talking about Nerdist? I am in fan heaven.
@cstrife9999 жыл бұрын
Ha ha didn't even know this existed. Love the way Punk delivers on this.
@dirkusunleashed358710 жыл бұрын
I figuratively laughed my ass off. I literally laughed so hard that I had trouble breathing for a moment, there.
@esraaelmeehy839610 жыл бұрын
i figuratively see CM PUNK every day ,i mean , literally in my dreams
@lunargamer526111 жыл бұрын
I literally lol'd at this. That doesn't happen very often. Thank you so much!
@ZxRScout11 жыл бұрын
CM Punk you are literally one of my favorite people, YOU RECEIVE THE RANKING OF NUMBER 5!
@NestanSvensk11 жыл бұрын
It's not just you, CM. It's not just you.
@tonystewartrocks1411 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these, Punk.
@evodmasters11 жыл бұрын
This is a public service. Thank you Punk.
@brycedorand502011 жыл бұрын
Doing really WELL.
@TheBretDark9 жыл бұрын
I literally littered litter that literally said literally litter literal litter on it.
@muhammadusamahshahid68056 жыл бұрын
Cena's on fire? SPIT ON HIM!
@DeadmanInc33611 жыл бұрын
It's almost like Punk is reaching into my brain and pulling out my thoughts. Figuratively.
@Rebecca26262611 жыл бұрын
More of these Videos Please!! I literally need more of these videos!!!
@upthebikez11 жыл бұрын
I see LITERALLY dozens of comments every day on internet forums where people do this and I have to restrain myself from correcting their poor grammar.
@Londonguy1987_11 жыл бұрын
"if he's literally on fire - the man is gonna perish" - i lol'd.
@AndrewRolls11 жыл бұрын
this is literally the best episode
@topster88811 жыл бұрын
CM Punk correcting people's grammar is literally the greatest thing ever. Yes, I mean "literally". As in this is better than absolutely everything that's ever happened.