Suisei Forced Nijisanji Girls to Spend her Money on Gacha Pulls [ENG]

[@chita-bp6dh]

Suicopath : Please press here Nijisanji members : *intense sweating*

[@SeiryuNanago]

True addict. She meets Lize for the first time "Oh, you are a princess? Lovely. Can you pull a gacha for me real quick?"

[@ethannguyen9638]

Lmao I do this all the time with my brother. Man has the touch of the Goddess, God, and their nephews luck

[@o5v3]

It's the same for me but with my cousin. One time I only had enough for 8 pulls and in those 8 pulls he got the 5 featured units in the banner! He has crazy luck.

[@ルリ-ruri]

I tried this with my mom. Turn out shes got shitter luck than me.

[@captainbalzac]

She made a mere gacha pull a psychological torture lmao

[@kelvinlee1469]

You think gacha isn't hell already?

[@CauserII]

@@kelvinlee1469 i'll be lying if it isn't i even dragged my 2 friends into the hell

[@KiyanPocket]

Sasuga Suicopath.

[@niki1292]

...it become more than hell considering who told them to press the button

[@yagoovirus2751]

When you can't do it, let others do for you I like suisei's way of survival thinking lmao

[@jack-exzolt9858]

That's actually smart, considering Nijisanji had the BEST Gacha luck. Except for Gibara, and others. Should have pulled with Belmond or at least to mention his name for guaranteed EX-rank luck.

[@jackwithahat8601]

"Nijisanji had the BEST Gacha luck" **flashbacks of Gibara only getting the character she wanted after 300 tries because the game is forced to give it to you at that point** kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5CsnoWsqJepl7s

[@fulldreem9009]

I mean like look at some of the members, they mentioned Belmond's name and boom. They got a 5 star

[@jack-exzolt9858]

@@jackwithahat8601 kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6HRZHmDmZZjftk kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKald2mCbZZqgcU kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXy4lHdsh5WhY9E You were saying?

[@qupie358]

Yeah, after that pull for Iinchou, Lize would have Vietnam flashbacks for life each time anyone asks her to do that. All Nijisanji’s gacha streams I have seen end up in agony, scream, and depressed: Kanae, Rion, Gibara, Amyamya

[@TempestaDominus]

@@qupie358 With Genshin Impact, the salt is just endless lol

[@haten1]

She perfectly painted the pictures of each of the Nijisanji gals in her storytelling. Thank you for the video.

[@lavaavalon]

-sui sui? -no one will hear you scream *wallet died* -so what happened? -they did it by themselves, I have done nothing

[@R3gular]

Suisui: I NOW POSSESS THE SANBAKA, LEND ME YOUR POWER FOR THIS DROPS TO INCREASE

[@kanzaki2672]

Thanks to Suisei, now we know how to talk to someone we met for the first time. "Can you press this button over here? Don't think about anything, just lend me your _yubi_ for a second."

[@1stapostleofsora]

just suiciopath killing their *wallets, slowly.*

[@Syncopia]

❌Thousand dollar Burberry coat ✔ Thousand dollar JPEGs of your anime husbando

[@Xzhh_]

1:28 妾 "warawa" is the pronoun Mikoto uses to refer to herself

[@rexantares689]

It does sound a tiny bit like marumaru, so I can't fault them much for making that mistake

[@Xzhh_]

​@@rexantares689 I wasn't trying to find fault in the translator, it was just a correction. Also sure it sounds similar, but the translated line doesn't really make sense in the context, and using "warawa" is a pretty notable part of Mikoto's character

[@rexantares689]

@@Xzhh_ I wasn't saying that you were, and corrections are always welcome and are a good thing, I was only trying to clarify what the misheard word was to anyone else who might be wondering And it could work in context, perhaps, if marumaru was used as a euphemism for either "ensemble stars" or "gacha games", though I'm not 100% certain if the sentence structure would make sense After all it's just a simple mishearing

[@achewingum]

I’m super late but, I’m the translator for this clip. I definitely misheard it as 丸々 (marumaru). Thanks for the correction, I’ll make sure to remember the kanji, 妾.

[@tomder2880]

ngl i've done it with a friend for Jeanne in FGO, And he pulled her ofc i payed him some japanese food to tanks him The luckiest people on gachas are always the ones who doesn't play it

[@seija8588]

desire detector always works, except when it doesn't, which is never

[@J-rome]

Desire Detector works in mysterious way. I don't want Bradamante, I just want the 4 star Ruler Martha then the game gives me Bradamante. Ahhhhh wrong luck.

[@TempestaDominus]

To succeed at gacha, you must not have any desire for it ironically enough. Most of my best pulls are done when I was distracted or not interested on the banner lul

[@TempestaDominus]

@@J-rome Meanwhile I want Senpai and get QSH instead lul

[@thegamemaster1514]

Thats how I got Semiramis lol. Was sitting in the lecture hall and asked my friend to pull for me.

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

Ahhh, gacha. I still do rituals to this day when pulling. I wonder when I die, will the eldritch gods claim my soul?

[@linnen_elm]

lulu might took interest in ur SSR account instead

[@-Raylight]

Honestly Suisei should have used Gundou-sensei's gacha trick, by pinching her n1pple before pulling the gacha. Always works for Gundou-sensei... Actually nvm xD

[@annanymousren]

The classic NipPull

[@zauxvher538]

@Aomine Daiki cus she dont have one

[@hermanwillem7057]

More like press the button with it

[@Seiza25]

"Rate up is a lie" is the universal truth. Sui-chan making others pull for her is a big 草

[@Shuttima]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Gacha players: Imma need you to just tap this button right here.

[@ted4573]

'Opening these bags is when I feel most alive'

[@animefanrk2k]

This reminds me when my friend said she had no interest in gacha games, but always has amazing luck for them, so I handed her my phone and told her to do a 10-pull on my FGO game. She got the banner Servant first try~

[@s34n2]

Bruh am I the only one who feels her Lize impression was like a 9/10????

[@killerbait8240]

Kanae: *presses it without even told to*

[@xarin42]

If she had snuck in there and made Deron press it in her sleep then it would have been amazing. Rude, but amazing.

[@Pepe-dq2ib]

I dont know, she has pretty bad luck in Apex.

[@boppinowl]

Gotta admit though that her Lize impression is pretty spot on

[@noraiou]

As expected of Suisei

[@H2OWorshipper]

I love how the bgm is from Tasokare Hotel

[@tillvarortson510]

Come on now Suisei, we all know that the legendary Suicopath could wipe out the whole Helesta Kingdom alone.

[@emperor5228]

Lol, we need to hear the others girl's POV, cuz Suisei might have threatened them to give their fingers and press the button....

[@pettanshrimpnazunasapostle1992]

Korone would be proud

[@donjenzuss3712]

yubi yubi

[@tembok713]

1:28 Suise's impression of mikoto-sama is spot on

[@ria5701]

Damn I guess that's another way to torture someone I guess. make them feel the pressure of wishing for a five star in a roll XD

[@platinumclaw]

_rate up lmao_

[@Natsumereal]

Thank you for your wonderful translation CMT

[@-Raylight]

*"Lize had no luck at all"* *A certain **_Iinchou_** wants to know your location.* I still remember Lize and Iinchou IM@S collab like it just yesterday xD If only Ange has that kind of luck with boyfriend lol

[@dinozero2]

I wish that stream got translated. Never mind i found a translation for it.

[@ganrielzembago5622]

I also do this to my friends when rolling at Arknights. We pull for the guaranteed at 10 pulls, and when they call quits, I just say 'But what if the next pull is the 6*?' This phrase fuels their gacha addiction until they become broke, If they quit midway, 'Everything is worth if you get it' does the job in convincing them.

[@BillyC500]

the context notes are helpful thanks

[@loudradialem5233]

Thank you for translating it! I was dying to know what she said about Nijisanji's Sanbaka.

[@Jairoppi]

Plot twist : They were held gun-point

[@pozedes1358]

This is the first ever video I’ve seen with over 5000 views and not a single dislike

[@dinozero2]

Funny enough this trick kinda work..........I will never pulled gacha for my friend ever again.

[@nine_illus]

As someone who plays a lot of gacha I need to learn from Sui-chan *Force* my friends to roll for me

[@ES21007]

Reminds me of this gem where the characters of Honkai Impact play... Honkai Impact. And Fu Hua is a massive whale with shit luck while Kiana has god luck on her side but only wants Mei. manga.honkaiimpact3.com/book/1008

[@zaphkielenri4010]

Ahh, the somebody's good luck charm. They pull without the intention of getting, they get. Me pulling because I need it, the system laughs at me. Just another day at the world of gacha.

[@vladislavivanov2334]

That's an act Of sabotage to give Nijisan Girls gacha addiction, smartass Suisei.

[@moderndayvampire1469]

Yes, Suisei knows the basic of a gacha gamer. "How to circumvent desire sensor, chapter 1." Also, I don't think Suichan is the kind that die even when killed lol

[@thiam8227]

i miss the old days with the bois gathering at the net cafe opening hextech chest and csgo crates with each other

[@DarkBlazeker]

"If im dead tomorrow that's what happened" Doubt my dear Comet, im pretty sure things will go like this: "Atcha... i guess today we had a lot of cockroaches and mosquitoes, Sui-chan erai, please, somebody say that. Sui-chan did her best, you know? (Suisei with two knives in their hands, in a twin bladed posture, with several dead bodies surrounding her)......... I cant believe i imagined that, but at the same time, i dont think its innacurate hahahaha.

[@goldenhelmet98]

If tomorrow suisei is dead, then we have to do a crusade to helesta kingdom, is what our suicopath would want

[@lavaavalon]

Suisei is coming and your wallet is going

[@harutomochizuki9061]

That stream title should have been named like "If you can't pull a SSR in a gacha game let others do it for you The tutorial"

[@zekken15]

so for Suisei It's Lucky If You Force People To Push The Summoning Button lets just hope She Wont Cut Thier hands with an axe so that she can get good summons with the Niji girls hands

[@EddieAFool]

1:13 I thought Spooks were defined with getting an off rate-up character of the same rarity?

[@arkhielr3252]

Nah she wont die, though some of the kingdom's finest knights might.

[@あきら-v7h]

Lize got PTSD from rolling gacha with Inchou (Mito)

[@DarronGA]

Come now, everyone who's rolled the gacha with a friend nearby who has more currency then you has done this before lol

[@EreshIsWaifu]

Gacha players can relate

[@frostmourne1986]

Woman is a true gacha veteran.

[@tulirongtuliro]

greed sensor wont activate if you dont know what you're getting. Thats why it's better if clueless people pulls the gacha.

[@yukirevive2722]

Just got a weird idea but... She should work with Korone and summon forth the Legendary Lucky Yubi and use that to pull gacha. Actually nvm it's a Soap-level threat of horror.

[@litlsteps8486]

While when im trying to roll gacha from FGO, first imma pray to God, give offerings to buddha, sacrifice my first born, then proceeds to roll like an idiot.

[@滝-x9i]

oh god literally fuck the rate up banner in arknights rn i just wanna get schwarz but i keep getting 6* from the past banners so yes, suichan i understand the pain

[@notamused6585]

Tomorrow if the kinkimdois destroyed, you know who did it

[@DragonFireStrike]

Aww. I was hoping she'd try and imitate Ange

[@azizulrahman766]

I always tried it with my friends and none of them has the ultimate luck i want.

[@dhh7413]

I'd probably kill for a Suisei X Sanbaka collab.

[@chrisbyy4322]

1:38 Pain comet

[@snowykaze]

Suisei uses gacha as a torture method?! Clever...

[@ivanbluecool]

Oh yes the bully to gacha play. One of us. One of us

[@ritsuishimaru2738]

that sigh hnngg

[@blastburnz]

Suddenly collab count will go up dramatically for some reason...

[@TheMajesticMirage]

desire sensor, that's why

[@JM_Tushe]

1k likes, 0 dislikes, perfectly balanced :)

[@juanenriquez8293]

In the end, the Princess has lesser luck than the Alchemist, Oni and Cerberus... Why?

[@Honyasu]

I'm more concerned with Helesta Kingdom for capturing Suisei.

[@axelerater]

3:20 u sure bout that Suityan?

[@oncelewdtwicehigh438]

Oh no, now she's going to force others to Gacha for her with no shame...

[@XYousoro]

"Hey, that's hell you're making them walk into." - Archer/Emiya to Suisei, probably

[@ChiruYES]

Rate up is a lie!

[@whattheflagnog]

1:12 uh lmao it’s called a what

[@WtFrostyCakes]

"Helesta Kingdom" does NOT refer to Lize's fandom lol

[@cyrene03]

rate up is a lie indeed

[@ventura_5824]

Rate up is indeed a lie

[@ONION42]

This is what happens when you blend a gacha addict and sociopath into a cute girl

[@chaosdiblade]

Waith you are telling my that's not the same?

[@SkysOrder]

Ange Katrina too?!

[@dennisl9176]

Ah i see so thats why shes friends with toko :p

[@rthan1996]

Its big deal, suisei entrusted her money to their luck.

[@hifumindesu6784]

what was the japanese term that got translated to "spook"?

[@CauserII]

Rate up is a lie is the only truth in gacha game

[@J_1019]

I think it's not "maru maru" instead it is "warawa". Because mikoto-sama addresses herself using "warawa". Nevertheless thanks for the clip anyway

[@vroomoon]

Am I the only one surprised that Suisei was hanging out with with Nijisanji members?!

[@ericp631]

Yes you are. She's bff's with inui toko, and was at toko's live (and of course hololive and nijisanji collaborate all the time).

[@vroomoon]

@@ericp631 I literally never realized Hololive and Nijisanji collab. I've always just assumed they were Hololive members I'm not acquainted with.

[@ericp631]

@@vroomoon members from all agencies collaborate with each other, usually forming friendships,ect. all the time, both online and lives. The vtuber world is one big family.

[@Pepe-dq2ib]

@@ericp631 from Hololive, its mostly the 0 gens that collab with Niji. Sora, Roboco and Suisei have accounts on Niji minecraft server too.

[@ericp631]

@@Pepe-dq2ib it's all over the map. Matsuri does quite a bit, okayu, ayame, subaru, suisei, roboco. I don't think you can really break it down by gen, more by individual. Some are just more up to collaborate than others, mainly because of off stream relationships and personality (introverts don't reach out)

[@TheDeanofLean]

I hope that one day they will be able to play Genshin Impact. That would nice.

[@NightFore]

Is there no Original Stream link in the description? I wonder about what live show she's talking about.

[@ericp631]

Inui's live in yokohama

[@thelordofcow5639]

I can't read that fast!

[@zanderjuga]

Rate up was a lie

[@6Hikari6]

Rate up is a lie, as always P.S no source in description

[@hermanwillem7057]

Damn lize my fav nijisanji girls

[@RedSatoshi]

Which live was she talking about? Also, thanks for translation.

[@CyanDumBell_MC]

I'm confident with my luck. Experienced it with Destiny Child and did a pull during Miku Event and got her on the first try Then I uninstall the game because I'm not a gacha player and find it kinda boring

[@Nebresto]

Which collab is she referring to and where can I find it?

[@rennacy5729]

Sorry im new here and I would appreciate if anyone can tell me what is the game she was talking about, im a bit curious :D

[@rogueone4695]

FIFA obviously

[@redrage9283]

Original stream link please

[@Lelmao33]

No stream link?

[@Pepe-dq2ib]

the concert? you gotta buy a ticket.

[@Lelmao33]

@@Pepe-dq2ib no i mean the one here where Suisei is chatting