CNP RANT: Facebook

[@Random_Geek_J]

5:52 Wow, Chad was talking about Simps long before the term was coined.

[@Spartan_Ghost98]

7:53-8:07 "popular people don't die they go to their private island and tell the press their dead!" My thoughts “no that's what epic people do”

[@yungereq7048]

Or something a certain Epstein character would do

[@hunter_light_18ncs]

What I seriously want to know is WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU PUT ON FACEBOOK THAT YOU ARE LEAVING THE HOUSE FOR SEVERAL HOURS OR DAYS OR WEEKS THAT'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU WANT TO GET ROBBED

[@lucasduvall5207]

dude your so right

[@badasscomedy5126]

That’s why I hardly ever post about my life. I got nothing going on, so why post about my life when I could just post a meme?

[@TrueSavage555]

2:34 I feel that girl needs to be Chad's girlfriend

[@Spartan_Ghost98]

True Savage yes but she needs to change that yellow to purple it should happen that Alexo introduces a female character in to the series

[@McMessenger]

Best one yet. Great job dude, also love the Spyro music. Really nostalgic for me.

[@OmegaPictures318]

8:41 I lost it here, i was literally on the ground laughing

[@brandonavalos5797]

OmegaFreelacer318 lol

[@MikasaYukiTodoroki]

That’s much longer then I lasted lmao

[@soap38]

Dude everything you said is so true. and i like ow you make it funny instead of a normal boring rant.

[@noahmcgraw-daniels8871]

"We're taking a look at myspace" Wait what people still remeamber myspace

[@FiShDiShFilms]

I hate facebook.

[@whoshotyadav6827]

THANK YOU!!!

[@Spartan_Ghost98]

2:34 that should be a official female character that is Chad and duwwws friend

[@MetiNotTheBadGuy]

There is a reason they don't have a Dislike button. It would achieve nothing if they add something like that. What would change if they had a Dislike Button? Nothing it start about the same amount of drama bitching them out on the Comment section. Yet i agree with about every other thing you said :)

[@herpderp5361]

Alexo, I'm rewatching this video and I just wanna tell you sex is funny, because I'll never have it.

[@wheatleyobix8349]

herp derp I will die a virgin

[@DeFAuLT-cb2om]

MY LIFE STORY

[@verengaivewing9729]

I feel you pain, and wow these videos are pretty accurate good work

[@OverlordOfTheDaleks]

Been, waiting on this on for a while!!! Nice job man ~Falco

[@Soundwave-gay]

5:45 remindes me of YOU WONT GET TIRED OF MY VOICE WILL YOU

[@amron1232]

This perfectly describes the popular kids at my school. I'm not talking high school or college.

[@maxfuentes1699]

You just got a new subscriber Alexo!

[@elizabethhall7416]

I'm imagining someone walking up to their friend and saying "hi" and the friend saying "oh, God why are you talking to me?!"

[@BrotherCarver]

The Ending Was My Favorite Part, So Funny!

[@omegaraver7609]

1:00 Modern KZbin

[@MrMeedies]

"We're running out of FOOOOOD!!" Most likely the best Coke sentence ever. =3

[@leshiy6802]

lol, i get the baby reference

[@raymundodominguez5963]

Coke:PETER HUNGRY HUNGRY. Peter: We got 15 minutes until we leave and you want me to make Fooood!!

[@draggydaducky]

dude this is my first time watching this stuff YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS!

[@lunarrepublic4601]

After such a long time from the initial upload of this video and years going by and rewatching it, Coke basically nailled everything up to now. He's psychic~ >.> Hey Alexo, what'cha planning on doing with Cn'P? :3

[@Meemtor]

Subbed. And after this video I figured out C n' P is an accurate portrayal of life.. Coke is strangely like me...

[@EvilFrosty2U]

good series, i cant wait til season 4!!!

[@akame0298]

Still applicable

[@LeadingMole058]

8.30 to 9.00 I couldn't breathe I was laughing so much

[@happymamma37]

dude you got my message of doing it thanxs so much man

[@FILMcastSTUDIOS]

I lol'd at 5:30 P.s. The Flood was here. *insert Lenny face here*

[@kaidenschwent8266]

You tell them! Thank you so much someone gets me!!!!

[@legendarymasterchief7620]

And now we got Snapchat, Instagram, and this other bullcra- is that Nyan ca- oh heck no. Those end credits scenes doh😂😂😂

[@austinkosiek202]

i just watched this two days ago like the seris and dang this is awesome

[@koleloder]

FOOOOOOOODDDDD WERE RUNNING OUT OF FOOOOD! so f##king funny LOL

[@sarahcirc]

"when you have nothing better to do then to flip a patty on a deep fryer." refrense to anything possible :3 who knows :3 (I completely cracked up though I was on the floor laughing! XD X',','D X'D XDXDXDXD)

[@stopcappin8622]

I saw every episode they are awesome

[@flamewolf6579]

2020 and the food joke is now relevant he predicted this lol

[@extrolextyer570]

Yup 🤣

[@StickMasterDan]

Love the videos man

[@DARKRIDERxETFG]

The food part was hilarious

[@ZehRooKiE]

This is the AWESOMEST and mostly truth VIDEO!!!!! OF C n'P it was awesome, hilarious ,and mostly really really right also all those RANTS were true well gotta wait for season 4!!!!! Hey Alexo670 how is DEW gonna be will he make it? (shot in the face with sniper) or he would just leave to go see Hawaii or something lol

[@IDontGetIrony]

Dude, you are so right!

[@myproflileisme580]

Alexo you are my hero and everything you say is true

[@agentumbra2374]

you are so right alexo

[@AlaskanQueenInExile]

millions upon millions don't get on daily...they get on EVERY SECOND!

[@CrimsonArbiter]

lol anyone see the forge bot at 9:04?

[@stephanieridgway6114]

Yeah that's weird

[@MrDarkmaster64]

Yep I see it bro

[@theyoutubegamer3204]

Crimson Arbiter nope

[@FireEmber345]

Yeah dude, fight nature!

[@dewberrytyy]

i love this series i would say it is as equally popular as red vs ue of course ive watched this and red vs blue like a billion times

[@d273sagenightwalker6]

NOT THE FOOD!!!

[@bwigbwudder250839]

We're running out of food! Running out of food here!!! RUNNING OUT OF FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! xD

[@windknight6860]

The ending was pretty funny

[@lucasduvall5207]

1:38 - 1:46 grif ball in a nut shell

[@lucasduvall5207]

just replace the guy with a 2 year old spawn killer or Richard and the word face book with grif ball

[@FrogSpatula42]

I've been waiting for somebody to really take the piss out of facebook.

[@kurochan101]

Death can be fixed with a lot of duct tape. Also, most of the cast have been killed at least once during the series and they seem fine the next episode, so... :)

[@tonyestrada7717]

(peter) we got 15 min until we have to leave and you want me to make you food!

[@Wortwort-Spooderbat]

Happy to be in the world with cnp

[@AdventurerCryptid]

Are coke, dew and peter okay? Find out in c n'p season 4! Peter: "were fine. We all made it out okay. *gets shot in the face XD!

[@AdventurerCryptid]

Preston Nielson Uh, no. His name's Peter.

[@sandforthesoul5686]

I agree but I am kind of disturbed too

[@wendylara3761]

oh my GAWD THIS IS SO FREAKIN TRUE

[@transformalizer]

This is why I've never used Facebook... In my ENTIRE LIFE! This video was so fucking educational as fuck! ROFLMFAOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[@BUCK-nk5ri]

Dude you are as funny as heck

[@FL_nar_Rayya]

5:23 Hahaha! I missed that one! Else it was kinda getting lame from 3:30 to 5:00, when coke gets off topic... Prehaps too long The rest was great! The part with the baby was also funny!

[@noahmcgraw-daniels8871]

MySpace? I remember it ah MySpace people weren't obsessed with that good old days

[@evilalien2593]

Something in my brain is telling me that someone unpopular is talking crap about bikinis RICHARD ANGRY!!!!!! that make me chock on my drink and made it come out my nose X'D

[@youngchocolate4274]

alexo imnot gay but i love you in a way that your awesome for making these

[@ShadowHuntress4]

lol i was wondering when you'd bring up farmville

[@stanwarren4888]

almost 2018... HELL YEAH

[@sldragon512]

During the running out of food bit, he sounded like Seinfeld. Was it just me? Okay..

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

this is friggin genius.

[@idxcimate2749]

I'm out with a girl NO YOUR NOT YOU DIDN'T POST IT ON... (GUNSHOT) SHUT UP I'M FEED UP WITH YOU AND FACEBOOK

[@epiicwolf88]

Lol I don't do stuff because i'm popular. Lol that richard guy makes me laugh the entire time. Anyway how will you put Dew in or will you keep it with halo reach because he is by far my favorite.

[@legenddarkrai]

my favorite Character is Dew. i like the voice for him and how he acts :)

[@EricRodriguez-fs9uf]

halo David, it stands for coke and peter

[@Chappie-if9hd]

C! N! PPPPLLEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest. scream. ever. of all time.

[@Chappie-if9hd]

RandomGamingJew 66 yeah.... but they are both in the realm of halo.

[@thisguyislol5709]

"We've all been shot at least once by now" it's funny cause it's true😂😂

[@cringekid1013]

WERE ARE RUNNING OUT OF FOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Kyuremkid1999]

I can't stop laughing while watching this! Lolololol

[@MrTankman117]

i died laughing at the end

[@Petmyhead]

Fucking love the sonic music

[@FluroTackles]

5:25 HOLY SHIT xD DEFINETLEY SUBBING! HILARIOUS! xD!!!

[@258rookie]

Lol i didn't laugh when you said "sex" but i did laugh when you said "were running out of food" Cx

[@joeyjeronimo324]

Lol i love how peter got shot first :D

[@happymamma37]

yea cant wait =)

[@The13knousm]

oh i remember myspace. i was in middle school at the time. i feel so old lol XD

[@dr.bright6272]

I only laughed when he said sex is a funny word

[@AssassinMonkeyy]

Nice vid i hope the next one comes soon

[@jaredpeschel6020]

I HEAR RICHARD DEFENDING SOMEONE JARED ANGRYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@warhole1]

T_T GENIUS

[@TheGamingGuru343]

WEEERE RUNNING OUT OF FOOOD!!!!

[@DoodlingHitman]

This is the best! I love C N' P! :D

[@PalaceIV]

this is so funny good im subscribed

[@Kyuremkid1999]

I think MySpace is making a comeback.

[@LEFTGUARD503]

best episode ever

[@samanthawhite8892]

He predicted me laughing

[@Ruddpocalypse]

THANK YOU

[@hgascoyne21]

I love all of yor movies

[@xxmccoy614xx4]

We're running out of food!

[@MrChappie1971]

3:48 Mr.condom:Hello sex my name is birth control.

[@themooseisloose111]

yeah I have been waiting to see Chad's Facebook account.

[@CornDog234]

Damn I never knew deuu could scream that long