Ranking EVERY B&M Model

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[@garminkid]

Once you ride Fury 325, you’ll understand why gigas are B&M’s best. The speed and intensity on that thing is insane! Orion is also a fantastic ride. I haven’t ridden Leviathan yet through.

[@iceblade019]

All three are incredible imo, Leviathan and Orion feel a bit short but both are really sweet, and then Fury is pure masterpiece

[@NavaNoidGMD]

@@iceblade019 Orion?

[@Spike-sk7ql]

I dont know... I still like Diamondback over Orion. Fury is a whole different ball game. Fury is B&Ms masterpiece. Still.... I-305>Fury though.

[@ballshd68419]

I’ve only done leviathan. It’s short but sweet.

[@JVR10893]

From a technical standpoint, B&M doesn’t consider their gigas as a separate model from their hypers, which means IMO the combination of the two as one model makes the hyper B&M’s absolute best.

[@specter2451]

I’m not arguing with stand ups as the bottom slot, but I have to say that Georgia Scorcher absolutely shocked me with how fun it was. Easily in the upper half of a park that has a really solid lineup without a bad coaster (now that GASM has been retracked). I absolutely hate Vortex at my home park, but for whatever reason in spite of having extremely similar elements, Georgia Scorcher was comfortable, butter smooth, and had a fun distribution of positive Gs.

[@JTstratman13]

I enjoy that one two. The smaller scale of it works in its favor.

[@mobetterent.gamerzunited2529]

Facts my home park and it's so fun and smooth whippy too

[@BeMaC]

@@mobetterent.gamerzunited2529 i rode Riddlers Revenge and Green Lantern. i ejoyed both of them. Vortex at Carrowinds was terrible... :) i think also the new one in Seaworld will be great.

[@dwaynejohnson6644]

Do more hot takes they are very entertaining.

[@Jamesjustchillin]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[@slimezz629]

I love how your most popular video is how to get over your fear of coasters, but your second most popular video is every roller coaster accident in 2021. Absolutely what I would want to see if I was trying to get over my fear of coasters.

[@henrygodfreymusic8060]

I'm actually on board with your Great Bear take, that second half after the immelmann loop uses the supports to its advantage and creates all these near misses that make it feel so much faster and thrilling. Also the pre-drop helix is so charming.

[@Cat3465]

I honestly would like to see a B&M Dive at SFOG. The lake where Blue Hawk stands would be perfect to feature a splash down and become the first park in the chain to have that element hypothetically if it were to happen

[@danblanchfield4918]

The large dive loops on Riddler's actually work, it eases the positive g's given how fast the ride is going so early in the layout. The Giga's hit differently, with Mako's first half probably feeling the closest in terms of sensation.

[@B-b-bot1]

personally, my favorite B&N inverted is Black Mamba form Phantasialand, great first loop, nice other inversions, staying low to the ground flying between the african landscape, it's amazing!

[@gdy2shus]

I don't understand why people don't like B&M standup coasters. It isn't painful in any way for even a moment. The unique force on your feet in the massive loop on Riddler's is so fun.

[@BRISTOLFORCE2009]

Even though the only standup I’ve ridden is green lantern, I totally agree

[@HYDRAdude]

The only wing coast I have been on is Thunderbird and that ride really surprised me with how great it was, well worth waiting in the long line for. I hope it isn't just a rare standout.

[@CaIebGG]

Unfortunately it kinda is. Didn’t think any of them were that great but Thunderbird is absolutely incredible such a crunchy zero g roll

[@heather1980]

I love the dives- I love the themes on Baron and Cliffhanger

[@TripleTSingt]

Their first coaster is a standup, because that is what they were building with Giovanola. It was their comfort zone. Which they immediately left by building Inverts 2 years later ^^

[@Surfindudy18]

5:32 As someone who lives 10 mins away from Chessington hearing Chessington Park was hilarious 😂

[@corkscrewfoley]

Dude, Rougarou was better than I thought it would be. That incline loop was awesome.

[@markvolpe2305]

That ride beat me up as much as Mantis did.

[@jandrew1994]

Marissa and I both hated Rougarou last summer. Gave us both a migraine and took us a bit out of the mood that evening after getting back to the hotel

[@mrmoopster5702]

Hate that coaster it hurts to ride and is kind of boring tbh I was honestly thinking about other things while riding it

[@jricedrums]

I agree with stand ups at the bottom, but Georgia Scorcher is a must ride for me whenever I visit Over Georgia. In the same take, Green Lantern at Great Adventure is a skip for me when I visit now a days.

[@DavinDoesThings]

Hi Coastoons! I'm going to SFMM soon, and is Tatsu a good ride? I have limited time that's why

[@elizabethfliss4682]

YES

[@YTAnalyzed]

I was thinking of this recently too, and I'd rank: 1: hyper/giga 2: flying 3: wing 4: dive 5: floorless 6: sit down 7: inverted 8: stand up I've never cared for over-the-shoulder restraints, as you have to put a lot of effort just to not have a painful headbanging ride. Inverted coasters also suck if you aren't in the front row, as you can't see anything past the seats in front of you. Also I will be riding the surf coaster for the first time soon, and I expect it could take the #3 spot

[@605coasters]

Floorless coasters are hit or miss. Dominator and Medusa (SFDK) I would consider 2 must rides when visiting their respective parks. Medusa is easily #2 at SFDK, and Dominator is a unique-ish layout for a floorless. As for wing coasters, the only one I ever care to re-ride is Thunderbird, especially since it's my #2 at Holiday World. It's actually an incredible ride imo that holds a spot in my top 25.

[@WilliamC.2]

love your vids!

[@Shy-Guy-Racing-Central]

Gotta love how coastoons said hypers have unique layouts, and then also said that raptor is nothing special

[@rumizuums]

Wing coasters are easy my second favorite. Its just so elegant and those near misses I love so MUCH.

[@Lloyd00]

Riddlers is so much fun. I've never had a problem with being comfortable and it's still so smooth

[@MandJGames]

Great list and I agree with most of it. Hyper/Giga is my number 1 as well. I actually like the wing coasters the second best. They are so graceful and if you sit in the back row on the opposite side of the dive drop then you get absolutely whipped over the top of the first hill. Flying coasters are fun but the pretzel loop is by far my least favorite element on a coaster as it makes me feel like my head is going to explode.

[@clairefunnell8481]

Hi from Toronto Canada 🇨🇦. My home park is Canada's Wonderland. We have 3 B&M coasters. Behemoth, Leviathan and Yukon Striker. I've ridden Behemoth and Yukon. Only dive coaster with a loop. I enjoyed your video. Thank you.

[@coasterseveryday]

Stand ups are amazing

[@tammylueck397]

The inversion on manta r great and if I built a flying coaster I’d include multiple pretzel loops. It’s my favorite inversion I love the rip ur face of intensity of the one on manta

[@coleboyce]

I’ve only been on one giga but completely agree - prefer the airtime on a hyper over the speed on a giga

[@DaanBruins]

B&M Giga's (as well as the mini-hypers) may not be hypers according to the standard definition, but you're ranking the models and according to B&M, Gigas and mini-hypers are part of the hyper coaster model. So you didn't have to count gigas anyway. The family inverts are also technically their own separate models. There's two in China. I think most thoosies would put them in last place, even under the stand-ups (for obvious reasons), though most thoosies of course haven't been to China.

[@ethanamazing]

To be fair, if you're ranking every B&M "model", what thoosies call their gigas, are actually their hyper coaster model. Goliath @ La Ronde is also a hyper coaster model.

[@billclinton984]

Inverts are my favourite by a small margin. I love gigas and hypers, well b and m’s anyway

[@Avs1002]

Manta was such a memorable flying coaster, so good and it had great theming, i had a sunburn on my shoulders after the 6th time i rode it and jesus christ the pretzel loop ripped away my shoulder

[@Avs1002]

Oh yeah mako is also my favourite hyper

[@brownsfan3290]

I didn’t like Green Latern on my first ride through, but it got a lot better on a second ride through. I actually like standing up on a rollercoaster, and even if you don’t like it a lot of them have great layouts.

[@court692able]

I’ve only been on Green Lantern and I thought it was pretty enjoyable and fun to ride

[@andyroman8223]

Currently I305 is my number 1. Going that fast while fighting to remain concious is such a fun feeling

[@HUSTLER-pu6ck]

I know your all about coasters but can you do a video on drop towers?? (:

[@CatsnCoasters]

Dude, you need to visit the UK. Get on some of the original prototypes and classics....Galactica, Oblivion, Nemesis, The Swarm...The new shuttle, launch wing Jumanji thing is going to be interesting!!

[@ib1205]

Unrelated but your instrumental choices 👌🔥

[@superdudeshorts]

7:05 Coastoons: It’s Over After The Drop. Me: I Think You Forgot About Oblivion Buddy!😂

[@Lloyd00]

I just love inverts

[@sumguy8]

riddlers at sfmm is actually fun

[@legoagent95]

when you think of hypers, you think of b&m. when i think of hypers, i think of morgan. we are not the same

[@ryane5281]

as an australian, when i think of hypers, i think of mack rides

[@Spike-sk7ql]

Morgan has one hyper that's any good if you don't count the one arrow they retrofitted.

[@ryane5281]

@@Spike-sk7ql That completely depends on your opinion. You can have an opinion, and you can express it, but don't present it as though it is a fact.

[@Spike-sk7ql]

@@ryane5281 nope. This is the interwebs. Didn't you get the memo? On the interwebs, anything written, is to be taken as 1,000% FACTS. So, I'm right, and there's nothing you can do about it. In case you didn't get it, this is sarcasm.

[@ryane5281]

@@Spike-sk7ql well played, you have earned yourself a like

[@thepanman2024]

You want the whippiest invert?. Nemesis's zero g roll or second corkscrew. Some of the tightest inversions possible

[@BeMaC]

Best Hyper i rode from B&M was Shambala. Fury 305 is a great Giga. Intamin also makes great great hyper and giga coasters like Intiminator 305. it's a masterpiece

[@RealOrangeSoda]

Ey coastoons have u ever been on boulder dash? people say its good but ive never been on it

[@HuffyYT]

I feel like if you rode Fury 325 you'd put Hypers on to #2. Hypers are absolutely amazing don't get me wrong but after riding Fury I was absolutely speechless and it ranked #2 on my overall favorite coasters

[@RainbowDemon]

Standups are one of my favourite ride types 😭

[@jackpowers5707]

Dive Coasters that high is absolutely madness.

[@amazingperson9604]

Standup coasters are a big no for me the next time. When I went to Six Flags Great Adventure I got the chance to ride on green lantern, I didn't know it was a standup coaster right when I got on it. My crotch did not like it at all, but I still went ahead and rode it, overall the ride was alright, but when I got off I felt a huge pain between my legs, I went home and saw that the area that's right under my crotch is bright red and some skin torn up. Never riding that one again.

[@The_MenraC]

I think B&M started with Stand-Up coasters because they wanted to differenciate themselves from sit down loopers by Arrow and to create a better selling point for the coasters than just an average sit down looper which parks would see as an unnecessary risk when Arrow was still open for business.

[@menamejeff6117]

Keep it up!

[@HyperFire2000]

I rode tatsu 4 years ago and it was smooth graceful and amazing. And just a week ago I rode it again and tatsu was really rough and jerky imo. I was expecting you to dislike it.

[@rivertownproductions]

4:18 ironic considering the floorless came afterwards

[@overdramaticpan]

Could you do Mack next? They're also pretty consistent and nice.

[@tannerb8569]

I agree with the flying coasters, they’re graceful then all of a sudden they try to rip your face off with the pretzel loop.

[@kenp.32]

Get to Carowinds this year!

[@anza2]

for some reason i really like floorless coasters

[@PlopTheRock]

B&M Gigas are incredible

[@DahoodTimmy]

what music do u use for ur videos?

[@BryanMark-mw8sz]

On hypers: your blasphemy was neglecting Goliath at SFOG. I'm praying for you. 😂 😂 😂

[@HornetAviation]

Bro I craving to go on a new coaster I haven’t gone in like 2 months that’s way to long and I already went to that park!

[@weedle4736]

That Spiderman gassy fart caught me off guard

[@stephaniestearns7262]

Stand-ups are underrated! Ride Riddler’s Revenge for yourself!

[@The-JAILOR]

the only hyper coaster I've ever been on is mamba at worlds of fun, so whenever I think of hypers I think of that

[@Emarq31]

Medusa at discovery kingdom is a good ride. The only floorless B&M with a serpant turn, and it also has the 6th tallest verticle loop I believe too. Buuut...in the end, yeah...it's a B&M Floorless 😂😂

[@theheardtheorem]

B&M may be the one of the most consistent manufacturers as far as their coasters go, but I find most B&M’s to be incredibly inconsistent from ride-to-ride on the same coaster. Any of their coasters with a Floorless train is probably the best example of this

[@scottyskywalker5768]

My list 1) Hyper and giga 2) Flying 3) Invert 4) Wing 5) Dive 6)Floorless 7) Sitdown 8) Stand up

[@MasonsMappingz]

You’re forgetting the family suspended coaster in China

[@theydontfwthoosie]

bc hes been to china yeah

[@rifleman1002]

Yep. They're basically just an B&M Invert that's just really small with no inversions

[@coasters4life388]

@@theydontfwthoosie he could have at least mentioned it

[@taylordixon5871]

Did you ride Tatsu in the front row? Makes all the difference.

[@ciyfiy]

coasttoons the most based coaster youtuber putting baby keem and carti instrumentals in the back of the vids ‼

[@elitelord5350]

My favorite is hyper, but flyers are a close second

[@ch6inre6ction11]

One trip to Carowinds will completely change this video 😎

[@itsseriousarc8429]

Riddlers Revenge is actually really good

[@Joeyfordayz2301]

Riddlers revenge is actually a fantastic ride. It’s smooth and not too uncomfortable and im only 15 so quite short

[@LostLifetimes]

Standing coasters are honestly dangerous too, I once went on Riddler's Revenge and it's supposed to adjust to your height but the person before me was taller than me and it didn't, and I tried to get the ride operators' attention multiple times to no avail. Thankfully I dont have a dick or it would be a verrrry bad time, because i essentially had to go the entire ride on the tippiest parts of my toes, or with one leg braced in front and one behind me. Absolute nightmare. The only ride worse than it was the Magic Mountain Green Lantern (the boob-crusher)

[@Joshchannel11]

Coastoons 100th video! 🥳

[@lord_of_redstone8582]

do vekoma models next

[@coasteremocoasters9635]

Boy do you need to try a B&M giga. I won’t push the hypers down your list I’m sure, but it’ll change your life! Fury was CRAZY!!

[@xecoq]

Only diver ive been on is Oblivion, which is definitely not worth that rank, but its old so makes sense

[@overlookers]

*_I survived N̶i̶c̶k̶e̶l̶o̶d̶e̶o̶n̶ S̶l̶i̶m̶e̶ S̶t̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ Tatsu's Pretzel Loop_*

[@Spenfen]

Is it bad that when I think of hypers, I think of Arrow/Morgan hypers? RCT3 has corrupted me...

[@PlopTheRock]

Pipe line surf coaster is the best stand up coaster

[@CoasterFish]

Before I watch the video, I have to say that as amazing as hypers are, a good invert is always a masterpiece. I’m usually an airtime guy, and I absolutely love hypers, but the pure intensity and designs of inverts are euphoric. I also don’t think a giga is that different from a hyper, at least not enough to outrank the invert for me. Edit: Raptor is also my least favorite invert. Only one I’d say I dislike. I respect the model ranks!

[@sachakatsikas6590]

I agree dive coasters are so good. People who havnt ridden them dont have the right to hate on them

[@puggersss]

Superman the Ride is amazing even with the restraints

[@WCfanboy]

I think wing coasters are worse than standups when both are done well, if you don’t ride it properly and try to sit on it then of course it will hurt, and also, standups are better than floorlesses because they’re more forceful and have better layouts

[@SomeYTuser]

My only dive coaster is Valravn, and it was very underwhelming. I think I just expected way more, but I also like more out of control rides, like Maverick, where it's just one element after the other, with insane pacing. That's why I liked pretty much every other B&M I've been on over Valravn, and likely the other dives.

[@JackdyingL_]

Honest is fire 🔥

[@goodandbadgames2275]

1:55 look at the people standing up, they just get yanked

[@Mae-hx2ml]

Great Bear is my favorite B&M invert too. I could marathon it all day if Hershey didn't have so many other awesome options.

[@thesaucyslurp]

Diamondback and orion are goated coasters

[@VexxR22]

b&m gigas absolutely tear through their layout when there's a full train

[@luca_vm]

Let's go a new vid!!!!

[@ashleyjiscool]

Try to rank ptc models (Impossibe)

[@makyostarr515]

Hey, what's up? I'm that one guy that puts inverts above hypers 👋😂

[@user-ProfessorPohatu]

yo you ever rode nemisis at alton towers or really any alton towers secret weapon ride almost all of them are b&ms

[@caw_34]

Only real ones knew what this video would be from the 50k q&a

[@xtlm]

I never had an issue with the standups. Even the Togo ones! That weren't very good....but still.

[@travisburke2582]

Not just to be contradictory, but i actually don't think B&M when i think of Hyper. I think Superman the ride since that's my most ridden and favorite coaster. My first hyper for a while was Cannibal at lagoon, so i also had a different concept of a hyper coaster experience to begin.

[@bennyaaa2243]

Editor deserves a raise 😂

[@funfairs__uk]

When you talk about the Chessington coaster why don't you use photos of the actual ride because its almost entirely built and very visible