Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet

Max knows when he sees his carrier that it's a visit to the vet and gets pretty vocal about it.
Max is saying his own words that only he understands for the most part. The only things I know he is saying is "I don't wanna" and "What did I say"
He is actually a very happy and loving bird, but like any kid, he needs to express himself every now and then.

[@juliek9248]

I want to put him on the phone when my debt collectors call.

[@diyr791]

LOL!!!

[@shhhyourtooloud257]

Oh no :'D

[@michellebehr7669]

Haha!!

[@starlegends3092]

XD

[@countryroad9827]

😂😂😂😂

[@lawfulspoon4457]

Guy: Ok were going to the vet. Bird: *Russian numbers station noises*

[@GameOver._.]

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

[@CS-hx8hy]

WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH????

[@wolflexz]

WHAT ARE THEY BROADCAST FOR

[@joaopedrodebarrosdaeira5466]

I TOLD YOUUUU I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!

[@patootie3529]

MASON, THE NUMBERS

[@MollyWat]

Bird: *_shfjjskfkja gjsjjfksjfk jshfjsjfj_* Owner: you better quit saying words like that >:(

[@tinasteer2507]

L Jax KZbin I thought he was saying son of a bitch!

[@gamerfanasylover8351]

@@tinasteer2507 same

[@hahman1st]

Exorcist movie released

[@kesselsauer4441]

*shheffefeffefefa sheffafefeahfafheh*

[@juliew1426]

@t c 😂😂🤣

[@ChicagoDreamer5]

I love how he uses his whole body to communicate the way he feels about the vet.

[@gloryBE-o1w]

i feel the same way about them , not all of them

[@sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981]

@@gloryBE-o1wHe also flaps his wings. Why does he do that?

[@gloryBE-o1w]

@@sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981 it's like stretching or showing a little anger

[@Iloveatingice]

@sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981 splatoon profile picture

[@alfonsfalkhayn8950]

Possibly the same way I feel before having to go to the dentist....!😅

[@fredpearson5204]

What he lacks in elocution and vocabulary, he certainly makes up for in passion.

[@AndreaMartinez-ip2vu]

I wanted to like your comment, but it has exactly 420 likes. Please accept this comment as a like.

[@choclatesaltyballz]

@fred Pearson I like your profile pic. You've seen me on TV

[@fredpearson5204]

@@choclatesaltyballz, thanks. I have? Where? When?

[@GoriBeringeifan332]

Are you saying you missed his soliloquy on "eating soggy, self-made celery at 7 degrees, right at Saeed's?!"

[@mountaingirl3322]

He sure does...lol!!

[@Eisaku2]

I'd be careful forcing this birb to go anywhere. He appears to be skilled in advanced Babylonian incantation

[@bohboh5220]

Birblonyan*

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lmao

[@miroandriy2233]

Birdylonian 🤣

[@shirlspark_stardust]

Lmfaaoooo

[@janetskene3413]

Megan Willis If you advertise locally for someone to come in and spend some time, you and your birds will all be happier. Boredom is bad. More playful interaction makes everyone better. Best of luck!

[@Harpoon2theRescue]

The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.

[@ivanaraujo6040]

😂

[@miroandriy2233]

🤣🤣

[@Filippirgos]

🙌🙌🙌

[@KabbalahSherry]

Bahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

[@billlopez1636]

Good one harpoon. Anyone know when the Silmarillion movie is coming out?

[@mothost6929]

The way he transitions from demonic ramblings to a full blown tantrum in the middle of the video will always be funny to me

[@godiloveexisting1350]

Sounds like a very heated german argument

[@FatimaCastro-mk1qg]

Literally 😂😂😭

[@enchanted4468]

Me: The Bird is totally safe Bird: Starts opening a Portal

[@humaninterface7153]

lol

[@nameless9573]

And out comes Hellboy

[@electricspark5271]

😂😂😂😂

[@gscd2881]

I want to like this but it has 666 likes so I can’t.

[@elboogie3330]

😂

[@als3243]

This makes me laugh so hard. First he speaks like he's a demon, then he throws a tantrum like he's a three year old child, protesting.

[@sharonsparks900]

That’s exactly how old they are in human behaviors.

[@w41duvernay]

Oddly, these parrots have the intelligence of a human child.

[@El_Presidente_5337]

My budgie is responding to the satanic messages.

[@avawings.9335]

He was saying some of a bitch

[@ok-qb8ir]

@@El_Presidente_5337 oh no!

[@chris51330]

0:23 sounds like it says “I could sell your soul”

[@jakefink680]

Holy shit it does!! Listen again and slow it down

[@FooFighters-x]

Lmfao

[@thegoodnessness]

Omg!!!! I'm laughing so hard now. Thank you

[@thegoodnessness]

It sounds like "I could sell your soul, fk head," but we know he doesn't really say that it just really sounds like an angry Aussie.

[@karlawilliams8865]

No! He did say it!

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

Just imagine how he talks to the vet WHEN he gets there😂😂

[@gloryBE-o1w]

especially when he knows he is being ripped off

[@Mateus01234]

1:58 "I didn't want to die, I didn't want do die" Now we know for sure he was possessed.

[@dsedh23]

“I know your deepest secret Kevin”

[@tinas7909]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diggity2749]

Your bird sounds like a Black Sabbath album played backwards.

[@thebrideoffrankenstein2415]

Diggity27 😂😂😂😂😋😋😋LMAO

[@eduardoeddsworld3547]

Diggity27 DED LOLOL

[@poppykok5]

Hiya 'Diggs"...Thanks for waking me up with a big "bellylaugh"...So funny...

[@cheriecave9080]

Diggity27 LMAO!

[@ronickokeith7085]

Diggity27 lol

[@Pedakin]

I’m 99% sure that bird cursed at you at least once.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

Definitely called him "Butt head" AT LEAST twice.

[@GreenieGuest]

I’m pretty sure that bird cursed him in the beginning with all his chants.

[@lmtt123]

My furniture is floating

[@TheTsunaru]

I've heard "son of a bitch" at least 30 times

[@MATRIX6162]

Friend: Don’t worry my bird is so cute Bird: Starts to summon Cthulhu

[@loganrex6205]

But you're supposed to say iya iya cuthulu fathagen or something like that

[@Cat-pw5qr]

@@loganrex6205 It's... It's a joke.

[@loganrex6205]

@@Cat-pw5qr I know . But I'd like u to search for the cuthulu chant.

[@monkmonk3621]

@@Cat-pw5qr are you fluent in Cthulhu chant?

[@Cat-pw5qr]

@@monkmonk3621 No, why would I be?

[@nicolemaxwell2943]

Congratulations Mr. Max T.V. This video is now 10 years old today!

[@theblueneko677]

"Cmon lets go to the vet" *demonic chanting*

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

"Max stop summoning satan and get in your carrier, we gotta get there for 1:25"

[@sugarnads]

He is saying 'sonofabitch' on repeat

[@MzSuzy2698]

The Blue Neko Hahaha!! I had to learn on my first bird never to say something to a bird that you don't want to hear reacted over and over.

[@talsapps]

@@sugarnads When?

[@judyholiday1794]

My step brother taught his to say some very colorful things..However, my all time fav was whenever the phone would ring he would yell out for someone to answer that damn phone already..Lol!!

[@huntsman9316]

Maybe he’s thirsty. Give him some holy water.

[@alithegreatbaddyshabbiri2018]

Awesomekat no holy water won’t work *grabs bible and cross* MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!

[@jamesbuchanan9264]

It

[@huntsman9316]

James Buchanan what?

[@gil658]

Hahahaha

[@manictiger]

Ughhhahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! You have no power here, Gandalf The Gray!

[@WildBassfly]

Did the vet manage to get the demon out of him?

[@ernestinemaloy6752]

parrotprodigy productions ALL animals HATE going to the vet...PERIOD.

[@CryBlueofZ]

NOPE.AVI

[@ernestinemaloy6752]

parrotprodigy productions yeah and I hate going to the gynecologist too ...what if I started carrying on like that because I didn't want to go...

[@ernestinemaloy6752]

parrotprodigy productions also never heard of a dog who like to go to the vet...how odd...

[@willtofish]

@@ernestinemaloy6752 my dog loves going to the vet, it's favorite thing in the world

[@lindamanas954]

I like it when he sways from side to side when he gets angry. So adorable!

[@kc5402]

In animals, "swaying" behaviour, or repeated side-to-side movements, can often be a signal of great stress. If the bird is mimicking a human tantrum, then he has obviously witnessed angry behaviour, and it may be traumatic for him. He's reliving bad memories, so I don't find it "adorable" at all.

[@blomgaming6480]

@@kc5402 not max tho

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

​@@kc5402Max's previous owner abused him, swore at him & banged on his cage to the point that it caused dents in the cage. This video is several years old & Max doesn't swear anymore (although he does chuck a tantrum when it's vet day) which is testament to the stellar care, kindness & decency Dan has shown Max since.

[@lindamanas954]

I had no idea. So sorry@@kc5402

[@SR-iy4gg]

@@kc5402 Get a grip, buddy. The bird is pitching a fit. Animals don't like going to the vet.

[@toxicvidz01]

Sounds like the drive through speaker box at McDonalds

[@chastity5214]

Hahahahaha!!

[@matthewboone3931]

And then?

[@bananapeel9514]

LLLLAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMSOSOSKDKDKDKXKDKEMEMSOXMAKSKDJSMSSM

[@littycarolina494]

Why?! 😯😭💙

[@StoneColdFox17]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JoyfulCrow]

The fact that this SOUNDS so much like actual words is making my brain hurt.

[@x7rr_r]

It's actually normal for parrots who have been risen by a human

[@JoyfulCrow]

@@x7rr_r I know it's normal. That doesn't mean it isn't messing with my head lol

[@Rafael_Fuchs]

@@JoyfulCrow If you think that's bad, there's other birds who replicate human speech near perfectly, and have an understanding of it to some capacity. They're entirely capable of forming statements out of words/phrases they've learned.

[@starlegends3092]

Ikr

[@banina1836]

This is my whole experience with 'actual words' even - I'm partially deaf

[@Cold_Hearted_World]

When he said "arrgghhhcabt gbbvbggg araghhhasri" I really felt that.

[@fandomfeels-ye3fo]

Yes i did too. Especially when he pointed out that he "iwabbbdt a ske dicorsee"...it was powerful.

[@abstract0407]

1:50 *That one really hit*

[@MelodiiMilmshake]

*"ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT"* ~That one bird in the video

[@ButterToasty9514]

Me too 😔

[@peterbeadman2509]

His ahhhhwidcabbbbbbbbataaatooahhhhta , resonated with me. In fact I feel max has got the whole thing worked out and should move ( with Dan Obviously) to the uk to negotiate the Brexit transition and trade negotiations.

[@hooparainbowbraceypkmonand7862]

Bro I swear this bird went from unintelligible to "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"

[@amandawilliams8715]

i hear that he says I will not go to the vet

[@Birbsters]

Guy: OK, we're going to the vet! Bird: *DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT*

[@usefulnuisance7108]

Let's do our part to get this to 666 likes.

[@Daliaxez]

usefulnuisance yes

[@hodamandy]

Raven X cracked me laughing cuz its what i thought while watching hehehe

[@eliseojacobo7323]

Aric Dilbeck ROTFLMAO

[@OneHope4Heaven]

That's SPOOKY! I've NEVER heard a bird have those tones in his voice! What the heck's he saying anyway??!!

[@smilez_xp6097]

Human: Vet time. Parrot: *Begins speaking in old forgotten tongues*

[@sjwarialaw8155]

Actually he is speaking Cockatish, he spends the first minute and a half saying: "I don't want to go!" Then at around 1:25 he gives a speech: “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”

[@angelwings7930]

@@sjwarialaw8155 😂. And says it all backwards.

[@lezzman]

Cockatoos have extraordinarily long life spans...can get to be 100 years or more so maybe he's speaking an old obscure language that nobody knows anymore.

[@GaryCameron]

He''s summoning an elder god to bring wrath upon the human.

[@rosalynzografos]

Swears

[@tonyhardy4024]

Jesus Christ. Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night and not knowing what it was.

[@northchurch753]

Get me my holy water, a bible and a crucifix

[@rasineidedossantossantos5094]

@@northchurch753 and the holy hand grenade

[@jlzielinski]

Jesus Christ would be the right thing to say hearing that in the middle of the night

[@northchurch753]

@@rasineidedossantossantos5094 First we must read from the Book of Armaments

[@sharpendesign6604]

Lmao i would seriously pass away hahaha

[@Alice-ef3wj]

this is an accurate depiction of me before an exam

[@cjxsn6810]

Everyone ganster until the bird starts speaking enchanting table.

[@sm173r6]

Why you gotta steal this commemt mate.

[@cjxsn6810]

@@sm173r6 Um I didn't? Edit I found another comment surprising similar to mine but on god I didn't steal cuz I didn't even see it. I don't waste my time doing that. "Everyone gangster until ... starts speaking enchanting table" is a common meme

[@jogumemajoli]

@@sm173r6 this guy doesnt know the concept of memes/jokes

[@J-Wall]

@GoreMag Recycled humor all the time!

[@williamcattr267]

"We still be gangsta, yo. Bird or no bird." Everyone gangster until (fill in the blank, whatever comes to mind). About as ubiquitous as "It is what it is."

[@celestialenigma7434]

I agree with your birb. He made some really good points.

[@Spadez_Codm]

Ikr

[@-mv]

Damn, I feel him tho. I wanted some chips too.

[@reisei-5530]

So y'all are from hell?

[@ieatlunchanddinnerforbreak7456]

@@reisei-5530 That's a really obvious question... .. . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . Of course not

[@ehrenperez8539]

Celestial Enigma homie all he did was summon all demos

[@Rainalot]

“I eat celery at 7 degrees Celsius.”

[@kayenaatsandhuks]

Lmaoooooo

[@kristen_rose]

I’m laughing so hard my face hurts

[@StevieD1]

Holy crap, you're right!

[@CD-oq8em]

Now I cannot stop hearing it.

[@Zetsuke4]

?

[@bevsmith4225]

After so many years, this will never not be funny....❤

[@PleaseDoNotDoThis]

I would like to see "Cockatoo finds out he is going to church".

[@ThePurplePapaya]

BAHAHAHAHAH

[@blakman41]

😂😭😂😭😂🤣🤣🤣

[@whoareyoutoaccuseme]

Thank you for giving me the biggest smile this week.

[@Lima3578user]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JeanetteKo1]

I’m sorry I’m still giggling no it didn’t take much but I love this thread it just cracks me up😂😂🤣🤣☺️

[@goldgamer6796]

I don't think you should've taken him He delivered an amazing arguement

[@sassiebrat]

Goldgamer 679...THIS deserves A LOT more thumbs up!

[@udontknowmepixels7103]

I'm pissing myself with laughter👏👏

[@goldgamer6796]

664 likes? Didn't expect that tbh!

[@lullubelljingles9567]

@@goldgamer6796 your up to 672 now it's in everyone's feed .

[@violetsterling67]

I'm here Nov. 7 2024 and you now have 817 likes goldgamer!

[@milesbeler3974]

It's insane how similar this is to a human tantrum! The tone, the head movement, the body language (helpless angry flailing). It's like telling a two year old no.

[@SilentSoulWhisper]

I thought I was the only one who noticed the body language of a human 😅

[@briane173]

Dan pretty much IS telling a two-year-old "No." Most cockatoos have a brain and mind that functions at the level of a 4 year old, so in that way it's not surprising. But this guy isn't afraid to tell Dan what he thinks -- about going to the vet or anything else he doesn't approve of.

[@patriciapeterson]

Owing a parrot is like have a 2 - 3 year old for the next 80 to 100 years

[@crispy7499]

Most parrots are like children in intelligence so that adds up

[@shikenkanade]

Not during the first few minutes. He sounds like he's summoning a demon.

[@Wrestlinglavingebizkit]

0:30 celery at 7 degrees

[@randyjax09]

Forget the vet. That bird needs an exorcist.

[@JC-vj4ln]

Randy H : Lol....😂

[@KURU_ROUGAROU]

Yeah he does need an exorcist

[@michellenine9486]

Randy H Yes

[@Nokcturna]

Randy H hahahaha, so true XD

[@app.g8300]

Bahahahaahahahh best comment😂😂😂

[@shubverse]

Imagine being a thief breaking into this house middle of the night and seeing this bird summoning Satan on you

[@antoniomf8399]

Me: Theres no one in the house Also me 2 min later: Jesus is this a summining ritual ? 😱😓

[@ytucharliesierra]

Especially if Satan is the name of the residential Doberweiler. Hahahaha

[@michaelmccarty1327]

A burglar walks through a window at night, and hears a voice: “God is watching...” He looks around but sees nothing. “God is watching!” He’s freaking out he turns a corner. “GOD IS WATCHING!” It’s just a parrot in a cage. “Oh, you scared me little guy. What’s your name?” “Moses,” says the parrot. “Who names their parrot Moses?” “The same one who named his pit bull God.”

[@sterjulie]

Scary, especially when he starts stomping his foot!

[@athensmajnoo3661]

The thief would give up his profession for good!!

[@reanaa]

What I would give to understand what he's saying. Because he's clearly got opinions.

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

Oh it is nothing out of the ordinary, you know, he is rather young and he has never had a job, used to his owner paying all the bills, so he is a commie and he is angry bernie threw the commies under the bus. But just wait till he gets a job and moves away from home, so he has to make his own decisions and pay his own bills and show personal responsibility to his wife, then it will solve itself and he will be a strong conservative who is against high taxes and abortions and the commies

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

I occasionally hear "it's ____ degrees." But that's all I can decipher. We need some stronger equipment, clearly human brains are not powerful enough to understand him.

[@corvid8461]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable dude it's a bird.

[@killerqueenisbestmanneko8419]

@@corvid8461 is this guy actually triggred by the possibility of communist birds

[@lindshlac9006]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable But perfectly happy to use the socialist programs that benefit him like police agriculture subsidies, public education, ss, and medicare.

[@judil3294]

This is just amazing. Thanks for alerting us to it being 10 years. Feels like yesterday.

[@betthat313]

He's calling the devil himself.. to kill everyone in that house. Now he's mad and cursing out the devil for not hurrying up and protecting him.

[@sarah6557]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@johnlloidseguiro6236]

Omfg😂😂🤣

[@annieallen894]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@k.umquat8604]

And keeps saying "sunnovabitch"

[@lucar5281]

I dunno what you mean man, at 0:30 he's just saying he eats celery at 7 degrees

[@beepot2764]

My god the amount of prank calls you could make with that demon bird chanting.

[@theyellowshoe]

bee pot loved your comment

[@Nik-jy6sl]

The fact that he hides in a dark place to “talk” like that makes this even more disturbing

[@MASKEDASMR1]

Nik lol

[@kesselsauer4441]

The 666 likes just conveys the fact that he’s terrifying.

[@ernestinemaloy2820]

@@kesselsauer4441 whoomp there it is....666

[@zzzbhdshjer]

I am your 1000th like

[@danutahanyga4834]

@jack masri This child doesn't whine! He is feisty. It's a tantrum, only hilarious.

[@hound3kz]

Lmfaoooo!!!! I love the flapping for emphasis! At one point he sounded like he was saying, “It’s not fair!” But all our fur and feathered babies are the same because nobody likes the vet! 😅

[@rich-qk7dc]

The vet died suddenly of unknown causes right before the appointment

[@cherylecooper5120]

^^ 😂😂😂😂

[@HYBR1D_WARRIOR]

Lol

[@yeehawjuno]

Lmao

[@kittenrabbitpuppydogcowfun8555]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tuliprose7259]

@@kittenrabbitpuppydogcowfun8555 😜😂😂😂

[@inkdrop2051]

Apparently, if your life lacks drama, a cockatoo is the perfect pet for that deficiency.

[@mkvrtgo]

😂

[@deannabosworth9306]

I so agree...hes so much fun!

[@missbouncyball01]

Absolutely, or if you need someone to be your hype man or dance partner

[@PippaPPod]

ink drop Cockatoos freak me out for some reason. They can be very aggressive. And they got “the crazy eyes.” This one especially freaks me out! Yikes, poor little guy. He’s super stressed.

[@justanotherghost4589]

@@PippaPPod one screamed directly in my ear once, made me have a panic attack, it was an immensely stressed one too, so they're definitely something

[@cosmar7875]

Owner: “lets go to the vet, come on” Parrot: **speaks mincraft enchanting table language**

[@martinator_videns]

You, sir, made a good caption, and I thank you for being a hero!

[@ki03s]

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t speak the galactic alphabet

[@allennguyen8977]

Lmao

[@zzoinks]

Max is the perfect voice actor for a monster (in a horror movie). You would never know where the sound was recorded/how it was made.

[@margaretsanders-to5kf]

I have watched this video so many times and it still makes me laugh. Max has more personality than some people I know and so lovable. You two are so lucky to have found each other. Much love and thanks.

[@BjornMaxson-ju5rv]

Hello Margaret, how're you doing today??

[@OodlesMyNoodles]

Your bird seems to be speaking backwards Latin. Call an exorcist

[@donttellthem2280]

dude it actually sounds like latim but backwards

[@steggasaurus64]

666 likes... interesting...

[@onlycrimson9353]

@@steggasaurus64 Rightttt i just saw that

[@williamcattr267]

^^^Breezy would say, "Everyone gangster until everyone speaking Latin backwards." 😒

[@0myzack765]

Was he speaking nitaL

[@zeldaprincessgirl100]

Imagine a robber breaks in his house at night and hears that 😂

[@shaniaemilyshannysamuels2414]

It would backfire on him and cause him to runaway!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rockonymous]

Satan watches over their house and protects them from burglars lmao

[@alexthafirst]

He definitely wouldn’t be robbing that house 😂

[@BeetleJack_07]

I eat celery at 7•c

[@evarojas2567]

haahahhhhahhahahhahahahahhhhaha....I am crying hahahahaha. OMG. hahahahaha. And the robber gets trapped. I bet you that thief will never EVER rob again.

[@thelonecabbage7834]

I like how he politely waits until you're done scolding him before yelling back at you.

[@kim.4100]

Max cracks me up and always makes me smile. When I am having a bad day, I watch Max. ❤

[@ohmyblindman]

That bird has more personality than half the people I know.

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

@SgtBaker16 this one's got too much personality!

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

That's because if an adult acted like this in public they would get thrown into a mental hospital.

[@waterhead1029]

@SgtBaker16 We can't all have your sense of humor.

[@VeryLovingRN]

@@ZaxorVonSkyler lol

[@pacthesir]

Same here

[@jonathanryan9946]

How did you get him in the carrier eventually? Holy Water?

[@sarahmurphy8030]

Two priests..two crucifix and a gallon of holy water😂

[@lilacKurage]

Oh no he actually made it look like a hole to the underground with some dirt, candles and a red led light. He went by himself, thinking he was running away

[@tomsullivan5663]

Magnets

[@Patty77Barboza]

🤣🤣

[@danab3861]

😂💯

[@shadowsnake94]

this new Exorcist movie is taking a weird direction

[@sherisdoodles-5854]

Quincy Archer hahahahahahaha!

[@rememberme9868]

The ExBirdsist

[@roberthulford293]

greendragon

[@laurenbarnes1020]

Remember Me best comment ever

[@ronickokeith7085]

Quincy Archer lol

[@CelestialDarkness45]

Ah yes. The start of “celery at 7 degrees”

[@TheReelDealFilmReviews]

My Husband said it sounds like that and concurs 😂

[@toericabaker]

I had to scroll surprisingly long for this comment

[@TheReelDealFilmReviews]

@@toericabaker 😂

[@princesshannahbanana2090]

“My child is an angel and wouldn’t do anything wrong.” Her child:

[@DragonSword227]

0:30 I eat celery at 7 degrees.

[@jjbeltran1098]

LoL he does

[@alureon1]

LOL

[@Ghost345621]

OMG YESSS

[@DragonSword227]

Taxi Rider :})

[@RockBottomRiser21]

+DragonSword227 "You better quit saying words like that."

[@Swoost]

jesus its like hes stating his case in an ancient dead language

[@ronickokeith7085]

Swoost lol

[@lushpaw1]

i laughed so hard at this. so true.

[@141sharon270]

You mean he isn't !!! lol

[@pavelstoikov3780]

dont give him to smoke weed damit :D

[@siryeeter4374]

So, hes asking help from his ancestors from 100 years ago?

[@arasinclair4193]

How does he sound like he is both the priest performing the exorcism and the one being possessed. Now that is pure talent. But as it seems, the daemons were not exercised 😹 Soooo stinken cute ♥️

[@anabananakarina]

*"I need celery at 7 degrees."* "Quit saying words like that."

[@vernoncullumvlogs1279]

im like wait what in the name of mira is that bird saying max is satan

[@Boomstick2171]

Anakarina omg

[@piiebug3887]

I need celery at 7 degrees.

[@AquaBubblez13]

😂😂😂

[@wolfie662]

ÆRational LMFAO

[@trinadungan5840]

My husband made me turn it off because he got scared. Lmao

[@blackhawk8546]

Oh that's absolutely ridiculous!! Lmao

[@retired42002vz]

Trina Dungan Love it!!

[@huntedjackal2833]

I’m watching this at night, alone in an empty house, and it’s creepin me the f out!

[@trinadungan5840]

@William Crawford I feel the same way about that movie. So creepy! I will not watch the Exorcist. 😖

[@imoh171]

@@trinadungan5840 good decision- u wouldn't like the young lady in it - going insane

[@JesseRela]

I love how he occasionally pauses and waits for his owner to react and just seems to get louder and louder each time

[@dustinparker3573]

Jess Bridgette lol, my Sun conure does the same thing when he has an attitude he talks his smack then pauses and watches my reaction, funny stuff.

[@elirien4264]

Jess Bridgette I that's what he's doing. They have the intelligence of a human toddler and can be just as bratty.

[@TheDreadfulReaper02]

Today marks 10 years since this video has been uploaded and 10 years of laughter and enjoyment. Congratulations to both Max and Dan!!! 🥳🎉

[@superamper]

"Cockatoo finding out he is going to the exorcist"

[@chloeflores8683]

He’s like oh no! Oh no! I don’t wanna go I got to get out of here oh crap. Who needs to get their nails trimmed anyway.

[@Bee-tj8gc]

He sounds like a baseball sports announcer from the 1920s

[@14Jezka831]

John Redcornholio He sure does! 🤣

[@audreejamie4873]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@shhhyourtooloud257]

The bird be like "Welp gotta summon a few demons to aid me"

[@zurao]

"let's go" Bird: *Demonic gibberish*

[@clairel34]

It only sounds like gibberish because you don't speak the language of the Old Ones.

[@averythompson5577]

There ya go 666 likes

[@AliAkkan0217]

@@clairel34 hahahahaha... that was a clever reply

[@ciaramorales4096]

Summoning of the devil has begun

[@davidbrown8763]

No! He is talking in false tongues in an effort to correctly mock phoney evangelical preachers who steal from poor people. Well done Max.

[@ephemera...]

I love the flapping wings to emphasise what he’s saying.

[@CBRN-115]

I AM SERIOUS DAAAAD

[@joeo7257]

@@CBRN-115 He must be Italian.

[@sysouls1599]

I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO

[@bradleyschnitzer9391]

This new Exorcist movie looks absolutely terrifying

[@SuchetanaChatterjee]

love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts

[@meggy2168]

helix i e a t c e l e r y a t s e v e n d e g r e e s 0:30

[@wookieelee38]

That is so funny

[@tatertott2390]

Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@taradactule6052]

@@meggy2168 😂😂😂😂 truer words have never been spoken

[@MissMeina]

I was guna like but didnt wanna ruin the 666

[@LoboPreto]

"You can summon demons from the nether realms all you want... You are still going to the vet"

[@Blue_Bird_Animations]

LoboPreto 😂😂😂

[@brooklyn-catmom]

LoboPreto 🤣🤣🤣

[@videoreviewer1428]

You play Minecraft, right?

[@Megs24theJokerQueen]

Lol lol lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[@zeldaprincessgirl100]

Omg lol

[@3musketeersmum]

😂 he's a mix of a toddler,a mouthy teen & a grumpy old man 😂 I loves him ❤

[@MrCrunchytime]

He's basically a standard cockatoo.

[@wildlifewarrior2670]

Me too

[@hovnarren]

The exorcist

[@jennyharris2677]

😂😂😂

[@VictoriaBrownbull]

My family.

[@celestialskye1]

Imagine being told off by a sweet bird 🕊️ 🤣🤣 Last time I wrote on here was 7 years ago ~ it's still funny in 2024!

[@socratese5]

Max: Gives the most passionate speech ever about personal freedom Dan: “You gotta get your nails done”

[@gamayun1224]

Best comment :)))))

[@czntrm]

😂😂😂 Max: "Weren't you listening to what I just said?"

[@TheGuardDuck]

Such an odd creature to actually have a brain!

[@ernestinemaloy6752]

@@TheGuardDuck max went apeshit...then he went to the vet...

[@Ze_Bee4828]

This

[@glassandsteel]

My cockatoo makes the same noises before the portal in my basement floor opens up.

[@randimillington1422]

😂

[@rachealward77]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@karlsie]

Yeah..cuz Satan! 😁

[@TheHolyEclipse]

And then the Lord of Birds shows up and Satan steps into the same room.

[@sharonbartley808]

Priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bentaxelrod]

Typical Australian. Not doing as he’s told and swearing about it.

[@pommiebears]

Ben t Axelrod I can attest to that, I’m married to one. At least he hasn’t called him a c##t yet...lol.

[@phyllismoore8983]

Ben t Axelrod lol? 😂

[@ElvenChaos]

😂😂😂😂 so true.

[@tonicowen8117]

Pommie bears 😂😂😂

[@davecrupel2817]

@@pommiebears then he must not be australian! That's standard dialect! 😂😂

[@margaretsanders-to5kf]

I have watched this video so many times and it always makes me laugh. No wonder you love him so much. All credit to Dan for giving him a wonderful life. Such a lucky bird. ❤

[@noahwattel4226]

Cockatoo: *what english sound like to non english speakers.*

[@Milan-rc9on]

I own big bed you teach me English ok

[@patootie3529]

@@Milan-rc9on tf

[@LolLol-ey7ro]

Ahmed Ibn Amin k u need know basic word then watch english KZbin vid. I know English good now because of yt vids. U Know in 6 months if u watch many day

[@LolLol-ey7ro]

Ahmed Ibn Amin not with subtitle that’s not ok no subtitle u will learn words with the game/thing they do like shooting (guy with pew pew)

[@patootie3529]

@@LolLol-ey7ro i think hes asking for sex because he said he has a big bed

[@FaisGlamMemoir]

He doesn’t need a vet ... he needs holy water

[@philipstefanini1871]

Lol

[@ovaisbilal]

@S S yes

[@sharonmuthama667]

Where's Sam and Dean Winchester...they need to see this...

[@seanla38]

only if it's allied by the priests from the exercist

[@johnmanni227]

And you need a holy oil for lubricant to have some fun with that body of urs

[@megaorange7584]

Owner: yeo lets go to the vet Bird: *Reverse demonic spell casting* Owner: We can do that later

[@Snake-sg7yc]

Satanic ritual

[@Butchman2000]

Find a way to record and play backwards. I'd wouldn't be surprised if your right.

[@theadventuresofemily_]

yes

[@havingagr8time]

Cockatoos are the biggest characters in the animal kingdom, hands (or claws) down. And Max isn't called Max for nothing!

[@johnnymclaneutah]

if i woke up at night hearing that, i would shart in my pants.

[@wormswithteeth]

johnnymclaneutah We all do.

[@zimingkong8839]

Aye, alien invasion

[@TheLindascrew]

Me too lol

[@cj57]

johnnymclaneutah lmao! 😅

[@mas2mezooo]

I would shot him

[@EndoRadolu]

- Let's go! You got to get in your carrier. - **starts speaking in demonic**

[@mjg3825]

Endo Radolu 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lmao

[@wildbluewings]

I didn't know he hated the vet so much to get to that point! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shirlspark_stardust]

Lol

[@brittanycoates7562]

I love how he pauses & looks at Dan to see if his ramblings convinced him to not take him to the vet lol he's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@harveywallbanger3123]

Crazy how the bird knows that's the noises humans make when they're protesting. Even the emphatic head movements. He's been paying close attention. Now he's pleading his case!

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

Honestly, this is why pets and vets work much better if they give home visits. It used to be an ordeal whenever I had to help my mom take her cats to the vet. But then we found one who comes to her house, and now the cats have zero vet anxiety. Doesn't matter why he's coming, even if it's to put them down when they go blind or what have you. No fear at all. My conclusion is that they weren't actually scared of the vet. They just hated the disruptive and forced process of going there.

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

@@politicallycorrectredskin796 Why would you put a cat to sleep just because it went blind? They can still live long & happy lives without their eyesight. It's difficult, but not an ordeal taking my cat to the vet. I just don't make a big deal out of it, so he doesn't completely freak out, he simply tries to hide.

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

@@Hodaris_Darlin Cats are different. My mom's cats are all and always have been libertarians. Her kitchen window has been open almost the entire time for the last thirty years, so her cats get outdoor habits. The blind one was very old at the end, 19 I think, and every day for most of them she had gone out, across the street and laid in the sun so she could stare at my mom when she went to the store. Then she went back inside when my mom came back and followed her around the house the rest of the day. When she got blind and kept wanting to walk across the street every day it just became impossible.She would have been run over sooner or later. And you can't lock up libertarians. They get miserable immediately.

[@pacthesir]

My favorite part

[@MariePrettyman]

I love his owner he is so patient. I don't know how we cannot bust out laughing with that bird. That bird is so funny

[@NaOkii]

"We gotta go to the vet" "Lemme just summon satan real quick"

[@Megan6772]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mateuszzemojdzin7579]

Best comment ever

[@Alpha0727]

I won’t like this comment only to keep it at 666 Likes! Edit: And now I can hit the like button! #735

[@vm-hoss1271]

@@Alpha0727 Ded.

[@عبدالله-ب5ج7ر]

@Burns me up.I 31. He says satan

[@Saidakine]

I love how he jumps up emphasizing his vocals and fluffs his feathers, what a temper tantrum lol.

[@nancypuckett9743]

I like how he emphases some words like a human would during an argument lol

[@harveywallbanger3123]

Been paying close attention when people argue in his vicinity. I've seen this with parrots, too. They LEARN to PUNCTUATE when they're MAD!

[@cynthiasolomon885]

He’s just repeating what he’s heard. Animals are like children. We need to listen to what is under their words and hear what’s expressed and connect with them. I know it’s funny when they act out but they need our empathy and calm loving reassurance and it builds trust with them. He’s a beautiful bird.

[@patrickbateman181]

"you're going to the vet" *starts summoning satan* "understandable, have a nice day"

[@DefinitelyNotJay3705]

Vet: **pulls out shot gun** don't look

[@hyperdust5766]

XD

[@LS-cz2gf]

😂

[@levoleur2606]

Lmao

[@wigsnatched.1700]

I EaT CeLerY At 7 DeGrEeS

[@ernestinemaloy6752]

Ieatceleryatsevendegrees. Ieatceleryatsevendegreesieatceleryatsevendegrees wing flapping and warbling and squawking for emphasis...all in vain cuz he ended up at the vet anyways...poor max...

[@TanzaniteHayley]

Hahahaha!! Yesss

[@neneo7486]

Wig? Snatched. 1:25

[@michaelanderson1859]

I thought was calling his owner a "sonofabitch

[@sand-er28]

Yes! I finally heard it distinctly!"I eat celery at 7 degrees! I love Max!

[@craigcorson3036]

Maxwell sounds like he learned English by listening to someone with a sore throat, over a VERY bad phone connection.

[@shesails3313]

I can't stop laughing

[@dawsond4123]

His old owner apparently had a CB radio, so you’re not wrong lmao

[@G3RM3X617]

I have a speech impediment and boston accent and I cant understand this bird

[@Megs24theJokerQueen]

Who's got a bird bath full of holy water?

[@Megs24theJokerQueen]

If you speed the video up near the end he's Clearly saying I don't wanna go to the vet

[@Cathyann51222]

I remember the first time I saw this. Totally endeared me to Max! He cracked me up then and still makes me laugh out loud! Love him!❤❤😅😅

[@harveywallbanger3123]

This becomes absolutely terrifying in good headphones. Max's ability to coarsely mimic human speech is absolutely fascinating: he's a very smart bird and he's listening every time you talk to him. I believe he's desperately trying to negotiate!

[@checkme1830]

Nah, he’s not listening to him, he’s listening to the satanic cult next door. That right there, is backwards Latin, all he needed to do was nip a finger hard enough to draw blood and boom! Instant demon birb apocalypse.

[@HybridSpektar]

Ravens can vocalize sounds better than parrots or cockatoos

[@caramel9154]

@@HybridSpektar this is true and I'm glad someone brought it up, because now I can picture medieval peasants witnessing a talking raven for the first time

[@harveywallbanger3123]

@@caramel9154 lol, "It's the devil!"

[@HybridSpektar]

@@caramel9154 now imagine a raven vocalizimg death metal vocals.

[@LilaReneee]

Let’s be real here, we can all relate to this bird.

[@horseman4now]

I have NEVER had that amount of self-confidence!

[@hill2750]

In spirit yes, but I don't think I could pull off the linguistics

[@laininbluescourt]

Yes if i was a five yr old

[@VTYSktu]

True

[@KeithOtisEdwards]

When I was 4-years old, my mother tricked me into the doctor’s office, where I underwent a tonsillectomy. After that, I had hiding places, just as the bird did.

[@curtishammer748]

Sir, I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. This signal is not used by the alliance. It could be an Imperial code.

[@milojanis4901]

Jimmy Page suggested playing it backwards!!!!

[@experimentalmodel7172]

1:21 the name "Darth Vader'" is clearly mentioned.

[@PhysicsMathandMe]

We’d better start the evacuation...

[@greedo1973]

🤣🤣🤣

[@darthveatay]

Prepare for ground assault

[@widdershinswitch]

Okay i may be crazy but when hes under the table, somewhere in that tantrum i could swear he said something like " IM SUCH A GOOD BOY. A VERY GOOD BOY! AND ITS NO FAIR!"

[@blondespitfire]

That is exactly what he said. He's saying he's been a very good boy, so why am I being punished by making me go to the vet! Such a smart boy he is!

[@rappingtoad6168]

I eat celery at 7 degrees *_YOU BETTER QUIT SAYING WORDS LIKE THAT_*

[@BreadboiEVA01]

Get Rapped I mean it does also kind of sounds like he’s saying “I could sell your soul”

[@rappingtoad6168]

@@BreadboiEVA01 Wow it does, didn't realize that

[@Havealocalife]

I totally hear "I eat celery at 7 degrees" lmao

[@SunoxMoon]

Ahahahhaha

[@NoOneHasThePowerToDefineYou]

Get Rapped 😂 sounds like he is saying that.

[@bugsbin]

Everyone in the comments: this bird needs an exorcist not a vet! People who have been watching Max's videos for a while: he's very tame today!

[@BulletAgario]

kiwiulo until he sees the carrier

[@Cissy2cute]

@SgtBaker16 What animal likes going to the vet? Like me wanting to go to the dentist. 😄

[@rxseynats4974]

“I eat celery at 7 degrees” 😂💀

[@RomanSimkins]

E.

[@hoodyg9129]

cannot unhear

[@briane173]

For reals. I've been listening to this guy for 3 years now and if there's a common refrain during his more pugnacious moods it's that he eats celery at 7°. One only hopes that's 7°C and not 7°F, although that beak could plow through a frozen celery no problem.

[@jenniferbell2829]

Your now our official bird translator!!

[@ianherrick3526]

“You better quit saying words like that!”

[@kont6233]

2:10 "I'm gonna break your legs" 💀