Coco comes back from the bathroom in 10 seconds【Hololive/Eng sub】

[@aichoki]

一般人　チョロロロ〜　　終 少し出る量が多い人　ジョロロー　終 桐生ココ　　ヴァッ！！！　　終

[@miu-riz2368]

梨の妖精「ぶしゃぁぁぁ!?!?」

[@わかけ-x8e]

ショットガンw

[@TheWorld0221]

💥ﾊﾞﾝｯ💥

[@レタス-w5n]

便器に穴空いてそう

[@aka-hachi3096]

勢いで草

[@robonoaware]

People bring up nopan a lot but that really only saves a few seconds... Coco's already wiping while it's still coming out, she's already flushing while she's wiping. These are the strats needed to keep up with the meta.

[@foxpurrincess3209]

already washing hands by the time she starts flushing sasuga kaichou

[@worldcolonyinitiativ]

i mean yeah that's the meta for toilet 100% but toilet any% runs are less complicated, but they require much higher precision so that her run doesn't get DQ'ed.

[@steinsschrodinger8688]

@@worldcolonyinitiativ she did a glitch speedrun

[@rikusoraleon]

@@foxpurrincess3209 it's possible if she uses her tail to flush while washing her hands

[@ddean1]

She was already in the toilet when she said she was going to toliet.

[@フライゴン-c9t]

かなたの行っトイレに誰も触れてないの草

[@リハラ0320]

かたなんの表情が完全に解釈一致

[@リハラ0320]

×かたなん　○かなたん　刀の妖精みたいになっちまった…

[@ohnowaterwood2826]

@@リハラ0320 編集で直せますよ～ (もし知っていたらすみません)

[@icchi9409]

かなたとコナンの融合体か！

[@ay-oha]

あえて編集しないのたすかる

[@テラ-h2u]

いちご狩りを刀狩りって誤字った コピペ思い出した

[@rei_rou8553]

マジ考察するならオナラだけしにトイレ行ってる説

[@guuryuu5807]

天才現る

[@相沢祐一-r6p]

@@メケメケ-o1h それってたれながしとおなじじゃん＞＜；

[@user-gb7ih4gl6w]

こんなことマジで考察するのやめてクレメンス…

[@itou1225]

なるほどな

[@つけものどき]

3501年生きたドラゴンの屁とかヤバそう。

[@ayame0727]

実はココは二人いてトイレで入れ替わっている説

[@carmia183]

かなたがトイレに入ったらもう1人のココ会長がおるんか……

[@あやたか-q2l]

仙術チャクラでもストックしてんの？

[@白米おにぎり-j8u]

？？？「実は、トイレで入れ替わっていて〜」

[@デシ-t9t]

今、一緒に住んでるはｰｰｰココ＆かなた＆ココ？

[@tumumu8849]

ひぐらしの園崎姉妹みたいな事してて草

[@AJLaz000]

Coco upon entering the Bathroom: " *ZA WARUDO* "

[@gurey7124]

Nice 😂

[@lionelk.y7233]

Alternatively "KINGU CRIMSON"

[@rexyoda]

This

[@Ehatntmtntahe]

Is the

[@ethanmai7870]

Greatest

[@woorldpresident5963]

“Hold on I gotta pee” *backwards longjumps and noclips through the wall*

[@dvsc3475]

I lost it by this comment Such a good one

[@ReaderViaNil]

she jumps to 32 paralel universes across, leaves the pee there and phases back, not even needing to drop the pants, true speedrun strats

[@alexthegreat1254]

Laughed harder at this than I should of

[@minuano2ndtrueancestor865]

Coco pulled a Desinc on Kanata

[@Profile__1]

She skips the urinating cutscene

[@iliterallywillcommentoneve6875]

_It's either she doesn't wipe or she just pee like a volcano lmao. Oh by the way this is the english comment you're looking for._

[@cipherraigex579]

Imma be here then

[@critiqalerror]

Lmao I cant imagine that but good coment

[@toragic3432]

my only explanation is that she pees standing up

[@doppiodiavolo3983]

Yes have be looking for this comment about 69 year already

[@Ankiraa]

@@toragic3432 Agree

[@forgotmuhname4718]

Pee is stored in the tail so she just ejects her tail, puts in a new one, washes hands and leaves

[@redice907]

It not only comes with a butt plug, but a catheter connected to an ejectable portable piddle pack. she just replaces it.

[@kiba208]

new META

[@RAY_XAMEL]

尿道が広くてショットガンっぽくなってる説（汚い）

[@ring.o4519]

ガバガb(殴

[@ピカツー-n1x]

尿道拡張の末路

[@beatsdead8343]

ショットガンは草

[@胸を失ったアンジュ]

便器穴だらけだろ‪w‪w‪w

[@Masamoto_Aburada]

マジレスすると陶磁器の便器の場合、強い衝撃が加わると穴が開く前に砕けてしまうと思う

[@TheGuy45]

"hey check out how hard i can pee"

[@jokerobama6857]

Oh god no

[@en-men-lu-ana6870]

@@jokerobama6857 It's like a water jet.

[@BleachDispenser]

pzzzzzzzzz...!!!

[@stymlice2332]

is that ollie reference...

[@KaigaiCocoBeer]

"I PEED LIKE A CHARGED RIFLE"

[@generalowen4344]

Coco speedrunning the toilet to save time.

[@mameyu10]

2:09の『帰ってきやがった』がめっちゃ好きだわw

[@mohican-wastlander]

これは大や小じゃなくガスを放出してると予想

[@元受験生陰キャ]

ありうる

[@ahmyaketsueki7150]

I think that bathroom is really "hyperbolic chamber" 10 seconds from real life is actually 10 days..she's training there

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Training for the Hololive Universal Tournament.

[@colorfulautumn1327]

@@EpicNerdsWithCameras Pffft only to get thrown away by Noel 😂

[@こんぴー-m4v]

この紙芝居のカナたんの表情柔らかくって好きだわー

[@amekach.710]

This is from 7 months ago so Coco and Kanata didn't use to live with each other I wonder if we can still bring this up now

[@xclip1814]

Lol rat

[@thibaut7780]

it feels more like we NEED to bring that back rather than we WANT to bring that back

[@xclip1814]

@@the1necromancer you wouldn't understand

[@Filcayra72]

@@xclip1814 for the new fans. Please explain

[@rei_hsym]

@@Filcayra72 when this video uploaded Coco and Kanata still haven’t live together with Suisei and Anemachi That’s why sometimes Coco Kanata or Suisei come to each room when they streaming or just visit

[@fanfan6446]

絵が可愛くて草

[@MrHoneNorm]

草の使い方大分変化してきたな。元の意味で古代語に言い換えると「絵可愛すぎワロタｗｗｗｗ」だし、これはおかしい。

[@matcha_tatazumu]

@@MrHoneNorm これは……草の使い方合ってるんだろうか…笑

[@clannad2276]

実際笑ってないけどとりあえず草使っとこって感じだろうな

[@R型信者]

@@MrHoneNorm 内容そっちのけで絵が可愛くて笑うっていうネタなのかもしれないと思ったけど、つまんないし、俺もおかしいと思いますわ

[@EM-gt8sf]

草の使い方合ってないの草

[@センシャ-j5v]

もうこの絵生きてるよ…

[@シャイガイ-u8g]

(⌒,_ゝ⌒)

[@センシャ-j5v]

@@シャイガイ-u8g もこうにしか見えなくなったじゃないか…

[@kiryufivebillion]

@@シャイガイ-u8g (⌒,_ゝ⌒) なんやこの厨パァ⁉

[@Futaba_DMP]

@@シャイガイ-u8g 同じ事思ってる人いて草

[@パンジャンサンズ]

@@kiryufivebillion (⌒,_ゝ⌒)シバくぞゴラァ

[@通りすがり-s9o]

トイレの上の水出るところで洗えるよ

[@つなまよ-x8d]

あそこで手洗うの抵抗あるの自分だけじゃないと思う

[@tyo-mattenka]

それ

[@無釘むくぎ]

手洗い場洗濯物で凄いことになってて手洗えないから、手洗う時トイレにわざわざ行ってるw

[@SO-NANOKA]

そこで手洗ってからの洗面台でもっかい洗った後風呂入る

[@amp-pf4gi]

@@SO-NANOKA 何か分かるわ。私も風呂に入る前に手を洗うクセ？みたいなのある。

[@おれおれおれ-t3d]

RTAだと思っているのか?www手洗いレギュレーションで草

[@やがみん-y6f]

めちゃくちゃ上手い！この人もっと伸びて欲しい

[@ざっとが音符にざっとを分離し]

みんな忘れてるけどアイドルってトイレしないんだよ まつり？

[@kimkim.0904]

知ってた まつり？

[@マジでヤバス]

まぁトイレに行ってないからな...

[@KIRAYOMI]

トイレでしてないからセーフ

[@yametekudastop4911]

漏らしてるからセーフ

[@土星人に喰われたギガノトの卵]

まぁ排泄なんか誰でもするもんだけど、まさかアイドルが逆排泄したことあるなんて… …え？ま、まつり？

[@amanepolca]

絵うまいっすね👀

[@Noname-sq3fk]

aren't the best option here is to peek?

[@user-nl6pz9yi9k]

Rの発音うまくなってるの草

[@KagiJPN]

我々にとっては洗ってない方が価値がありますね。

[@梨-i5z]

い っ し ょ に し な いで

[@ほぎとパンツ]

い っ し ょ や で ♡

[@ひいらぎ-r7c]

き ん も

[@zampire2114]

主語がデカすぎる

[@user-ns5oc4jf3g]

なんなら拭いてないくらいだともっと嬉しい

[@MAD-xu2kx]

実はオムツ変えてるだけ説あるくない？

[@そして夏が来る]

二人目のココがトイレで全力待機してるの想像したら草なんだ

[@purizun]

0:10極寒

[@halu2812]

定番やな

[@ay-oha]

？？「二度と言わないで」

[@Jagger-VEX]

@@ay-oha 考古学勉強してそう

[@This_is_Power69]

Coco actually using za warudo before going to the bathroomm

[@xllvr]

Even then that's just 18 seconds

[@redmirrow8913]

@@xllvr 8 DIO seconds If DIO was able to find and then come back with the roadroller to setup an attack on Jotaro in these 8 seconds, then Coco most likely is able to use the bathroom in those 8 seconds

[@Revo0619.]

むしろ拭かずにズボン履いて出てきてるのでは

[@コヂラ]

好みの絵で、可愛い

[@shizamikaze]

Coco just chilling with her laptop in her adidas outfit is really cute

[@Ynknohoshizora]

Listening to hardbass

[@HarshRajAlwaysfree]

I will try using my big brain here the dragon just wanted to fart She went inside, farted and came back

[@TrxPsyche]

Honestly, I could see this being what happens. You usually know when you have to fart, so it's pretty easy to get up and go to the bathroom for it, especially if you eat healthy and don't have any stomach issues. She just gets in the bathroom, immediately passes gas as she messes with the toilet and everything to make sounds that sound like she's using the bathroom, and exits. Would not be difficult to do in 10 seconds, especially if you don't have bad gas. It would also explain why she doesn't seem to wash her hands. No need to. The only thing you could ever use to check would be to try and smell around her, but if she passed gas as soon as she entered the bathroom, about a minute would likely pass before someone would go in next and be able to check, so if her stomach wasn't upset or she didn't eat anything that strengthens gassy smells, you probably wouldn't be able to smell it anymore. You did indeed use your big brain, this is the only logical conclusion... is what I would say if there wasn't one key piece of information that disproves this. *Idols are incapable of farting.*

[@hermit6043]

Real homies don’t mind farting next to each other

[@eat_your_cereal]

@@TrxPsyche but why would she do it if shes alone

[@urstaxfetish1206]

@@eat_your_cereal why do you wear pants when you are alone?? Could just be a habit from childhood or she considers it unclean to fart in her clothing...

[@tubester358]

@@urstaxfetish1206 some people are just more comfortable wearing clothes lol And honestly I think Kanata's story might've just exposed some urethral condition with Coco, causing her to go more often but pee tiny amounts, so she would likely be ready to wash up/wipe as soon as she sits. Not sure what the condition might be, there are several with related symptoms

[@アソパソマソ-n7p]

ワンチャン御手洗に手を洗いに行った説あるよな

[@TheAditya_Gupta]

Normal people going to toilet:-Relives themselves takes their time comes back feeling fresh Coco going to toilet:- Time to speed run this shit

[@proxy90909]

Maybe a little to literal on that expresion...

[@amonbumblebee]

トイレで入れ替わってるとか、ファニーヴァレンタイン大統領かよ

[@筋肉はほぼ全てを解決する]

国旗で挟んでそう

[@缶コーヒー-s1v]

D4C！

[@Musicmaster-o1u]

いとも容易く行われるえげつない行為･･･

[@1xxmskentang]

She goes to the toilet just because. Idols dont pee.

[@stpmd]

0:46家事をするために沢山雑巾が置いてあるいい女性

[@カーマリ-t7m]

かなたんの読んでる本がロナンになってる笑 見た目は手裏剣。実際手裏剣。

[@kurotama_tokusatu]

実際はゴリラ

[@shizu_chan_]

かなたんのココちゃん呼びすごい好き

[@tennin3002]

Remember guys, idols don't have to use bathroom. - Elite idol -

[@TheKyrix82]

She just needs a cookie break

[@Nitrovoice0120]

タイムがMoto gpやフォーミュラEのピットインなんだよなぁ

[@やいたパンミミ]

例え草

[@Marconius6]

I mean if she got back in 10 seconds, she probably didn't wash her hands for 20 seconds... Coco seems like the type to just stick her hands under the tap for a split second and call that washing her hands.

[@ValkyrieTiara]

TBF that's better than a lot of people. I'll take someone who rinses their hands over doing nothing any day.

[@RexusprimeIX]

@@ValkyrieTiara What exactly does rinsing your hands in just water do? It's not like you pee on your hands. You either use soap to wash your hands or don't. I mean, if you were to rub your hands in water that would do something, but my guess is that people who skip soap probably don't rub their hands in water either.

[@the1exnay]

RexusprimeIX Water is a pretty effective cleaner, especially for pee where everything is water soluble. Soap is just there for the few things which water isn't good at, and because it kills some things

[@shadi2962]

@@the1exnay water doesn't do anything to microbes

[@the1exnay]

Shirogao It doesn't kill them, but it can pick them up. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Soap for 20 seconds might mean you get more of them (and kill some of them) but still not all of them. So why not for 40 seconds to get even more? How about 80? 160? It's just picking the amount of cleaning needed for how dirty they started and how clean you need them afterwards. Sometimes water's enough, sometimes soap's enough, sometimes multiple applications of soap is required.

[@zoo8931]

そういえばこの動画でかなたを知ったんだよなぁ切り抜き師ありがとう！

[@lafvol]

トイレRTAガチ勢の俺からすると 出しながら流しながら手を洗うって言うやり方があるけど 女性にはムズいよなぁ

[@Uran4096]

ガチ勢さん⁉︎

[@naurmin]

出ると同時に流しはじめるのわかる

[@冴えないおちゃちゃ]

@@naurmin 俺それやると小便の時間の方が長くて結局二回流すハメになる

[@あいうえおかきく-h4x]

たまにクッソ早いやついるよな 中学にうんこしてくるっていって30秒ぐらいで返ってくるやついた

[@okaka8042]

うんこだけに糞早いってか

[@あろえです]

@@okaka8042 くっだらねえけど好きよw

[@Everfalling]

I’m laughing at the idea that Coco just sits down and it’s like a fire hose for a second, like BAM, and the rest of the time is washing and drying her hands.

[@_sushirollx_6710]

wtf?! lol i lost it XD

[@TheKyrix82]

I'm a guy and I don't think I could come back from the bathroom in ten seconds...even if I started peeing the instant I stood up and just went in there for the hell of it.

[@Everfalling]

@@TheKyrix82 gotta flex those pelvic floor muscles. get on those Kegel exercises

[@NaNaRy]

マジレスするとおならしにいったんちゃうん

[@HydrengeaEdelweiss]

Wow English in CC! Really made my day. Thank you!

[@田中太郎-g9f]

マジレスすると、拭いてないが正解

[@おだんご-l8h]

細かくシオンちゃんかいてあるのはすごい

[@pulatinamusic]

絵可愛ﾖ！！

[@薄切りJシオン]

うんことか小便したいんじゃなく 本当にただトイレ行きたかっただけなんじゃね？ 観光的な

[@机さん]

謎すぎて草

[@Rebull_NeneLove]

ココの絵がらき☆すた感あるのええなぁ...w

[@某子]

F１のタイヤ交換より少し遅いレベル。

[@せーりゅー-w9y]

シオンよ・・・

[@夜十六-u3h]

自分の友達にも居るwww 10秒でトイレ行ってくるから待っててって言われて廊下で待ってたらホントに10秒以内に戻って来たwww

[@stratac2804]

トイレで通話してんだよ

[@ethan80055]

YOUは何しにトイレへ？

[@user-zl1mc9ml9d]

アクセルかクロックアップ使ったなw

[@Aecxia]

キングクリムゾンで早送りした

[@user-No.4]

洗ってないか拭いてないか、二択だな。

[@よしさき-l9v]

おならしに行ったんだろw

[@anonymoususer775]

She's American, you know she didn't touch that sink...

[@Mcshane_]

Yall didn't know, Coco used TAS to whenever she go to the toilet *Toilet Assisted Speedrun* ココはトイレに行くときはいつもTASを使っていました *トイレアシストスピードラン*

[@しあ-z8o]

1:40 この謎発言面白すぎるw

[@EleosAnim]

my theory is that there's 2 Coco, they would just switch, every time they go to the bathroom. and that take 10 seconds.

[@whitefanful]

Your english subs are appreciated

[@papawrestler7167]

おならです

[@怪人2001面相]

トイレの水を流すと、時間が巻き戻る説。

[@白たま]

おいおいうちでも15秒だぜ？ (うん子さんの時50分）

[@吏玖SCP040-jp天嶺みひろの奴]

キングクリムゾンもしくはザ・ワールドを使ったんだろ

[@太宰はげろー]

多分手を洗っていない。

[@罪袋ヒサ]

ココ会長は本当にトイレ行った後が速いからなぁ 僕よりも早いんですけども?! 早飯・早トイレ(自重)・芸のうち！って云うけれど…会長の早さは芸人のスピードを凌駕してると思いながら思ってます。

[@KEMOITATI]

ワイの友人も小学生時教室からトイレまで25mあるのに10秒でスッキリした顔で帰ってきて伝説になったやつおるからそういう超人何だろうな…

[@水引きるるる]

往復で50m... 素晴らしい脚力と腹筋の持ち主

[@EGOIST96]

それもはや垂れ流しで行って帰って来てるやろ

[@rimingtomuch314]

0:49 トイレと部屋、直通なのかと思った。けっこうびっくりした。 あの扉を出て、廊下を渡ってトイレか

[@172satoshi]

Coco has a dragon pp, that's the only explanation I can think of how she's faster than me

[@澪雨暮]

普通80%くらい溜まってから尿意を感じるが 会長は20%くらいでも意図的に排泄出来るのでは？

[@picopicohammer]

塊で出してるのか…？

[@harrychan720]

As a male, I cannot finish it with in 10 sec

[@麦竹-x8w]

下半身だけドラゴン化して実質的な移動距離を0にしている説

[@全力ミント]

俺｢トイレに10秒で？行けんじゃね？タイマー10秒かけて行ってみるか！よーし、行くぞ…｣ スタート！ 10、9、8、7、6、5 俺(ガラガラガラ、ﾄﾞｯﾄﾞｯﾄ) 4、3、2 俺(ガチャ、ガチャ。カチっ、スっ、ﾎﾞﾛﾝ) 1 ﾋﾟﾋﾟﾋﾟﾋﾟｯ 俺｢無理じゃね？ち○こ出して終わったんだけど…｣ ガチャ 姉｢なにしてんの？｣ 俺｢えっとね。えーっと…トイレ、えっと、あー、トイレ…で10秒で行くチャレンジ｣ 姉｢10秒で(トイレで)イクの？｣ 俺｢うん。(トイレに)10秒で行くの｣ 姉｢早漏すぎん？｣ 俺｢え？｣ 姉｢え？｣

[@びちゃ-k1m]

姉wwwwwww

[@arun-yutam1147]

一般人はジョロロロ路… ココはボッっ！！！ って感じで出るんかな？人外だし。

[@user-hw3cb3zf4c]

固体やんけw

[@めがまっく]

チェンジザ・ワールド使えるんじゃ？

[@milktea9377]

トイレ行ってくる＝手を洗ってくるでは...？笑

[@wfosbtcsztpvr0]

真面目に考察すると…… 立ちションだな

[@しののめ-i4b]

イラストが可愛すぎる

[@otapyonn5076]

ドラゴン種だがらやり方が違うんだよ，きっと。

[@hgrk5028]

過去の偉業の痕跡で尿道が太い可能性がある

[@burritodoge8450]

I think shes a woman, woMAN, woah MAN

[@浦島玄徳]

かなたん可愛い❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@tar0suke]

女子で10秒は早い！ まあうちの会社の同僚にもトイレがすっげぇ早い人がいるんだがｗｗ

[@theta1935]

雑巾着ててもめっちゃかわいいのは、pp天使だけなのだ！

[@daikisasaki2452]

トイレの早さを競う競技がオリンピックに追加されるんだよね、、。

[@ichika4920]

秘密の乱交パーティーに潜入 一人の女の子に群がる大量のオッサンww

[@fakecar]

人間視点で見るから駄目なんだよ 手なんか浄化魔法とかでなんとでもなるし 犬とかうんこも数秒で終わるんだぞ？ そういう視点で見ればトイレRTAで10秒は遅いレベルだろ

[@湊-h2x]

立ちション🤭🤭🤭（笑）