COD Warzone BUT I'M IN CHARGE

[@kadentansy8261]

I love how with the goons, blarg is the intellectual of the group. With anyone else he’s the make a wish

[@samstone7753]

it takes a genius to act that dumb

[@screenedat0m]

With the Goons, Blarg has the only brain cell however with the others… not sure where that one brain cell goes LOL

[@zo3626]

@@screenedat0m I only occasionally come over here from Smitty’s channel. Who are the goons, and what have I missed out on that I need to catch up on?

[@screenedat0m]

@@zo3626 The Goons are a KZbin Group consisting of Blarg, TheDoo, SnipingSoup and McNasty! Take Blarg’s personality in this video, take away ALL his brain cells and it’s basically their dynamic, full of dumb stuff that never makes sense but also many laughs (:

[@i-_-am-_-g1467]

That really is an insult to intellectual people, all the "goons" do is repeat shit they hear on twitter and convey it as facts. They truly believe that the vaccine stops you from getting covid even though most people who have covid are already vaccinated and have had a booster, and that Dave Chappelle is "transphobic" - regurgitated twatter nonsense

[@Cha.21]

That first strats should be called "Blarg's Day Care"

[@kaidenw5952]

Matt as PM or President, "a frog bucket for every family"

[@short_stack]

Way more than plenty of leaders have done for their people lol. Food or pets for all families

[@albadude1922]

Blarg should be Canada’s prime minister

[@MinhNguyen-ue5ct]

My friending, my vote, he has it.

[@ba_playz262]

Ahh frucket

[@RandoCosmo]

frucket gets a vote

[@ObliviousRodent]

That little perk up when blarg saw someone, “friends?” Love it :)

[@ZombieSazza]

“Did you let him get a helicopter” Matt is Arab, the helicopter is inevitable

[@bayanali8055]

İs he actually arab ?

[@T_History]

@@bayanali8055 Arab Canadian yeah

[@logandysico957]

“Next stop, New York!!” 🤣

[@hay_its_balz]

Thank God there's no plane

[@elijahdank9201]

At 18:06 it was so satisfying watching Smii7y, puffer, Droid enter the SUV in sync

[@ironfan998]

Beautiful love this comment

[@10595mb]

The way he says "friends?" at 6:45 makes me laugh every time. I have no idea why.

[@unisquirrel63]

It's like a kid meeting someone for the first time

[@Mr.Cacahuate]

i lost it when matt said “friends :)” 6:47

[@Redhotquagmire]

Same lol

[@Swoop4224]

my cat just died and needed something that could make me smile if only for a second. Blarg, you and the rest of the Goons are a blessing. You're just a regular guy making days easier to get through for other people.

[@jorisdechesne7530]

Blarg in charge is never going to go well… I love it

[@Averagedestiny2addict]

I would put my life in Matt's hands.

[@tomahawkfourth9254]

You may need to rethink your life bud XD

[@Averagedestiny2addict]

@@tomahawkfourth9254 you wouldn't trust the Matt? Wyyyyeeee?

[@screenedat0m]

@@tomahawkfourth9254 Who wouldn’t trust their life with the creator of such amazing things such as Frucket and Frodge???

[@JoeMama-om7yp]

@@screenedat0m smitty made frodge matt made frucket

[@screenedat0m]

@@JoeMama-om7yp ok the CO-OWNER of Frodge

[@barkergirl33]

I rate the strats on much my sides hurt from laughing and I'm in a lot of happy pain right now. The Blarg Call Outs were my favorite.

[@kidmorningstar7119]

very first strat 'keep my alive at all costs' winds up making the impossible even more impossible

[@TheNautilusProject479]

Smitty: "Im sure you guys know what I mean by "over there" right?" Me who doesn't play this game: lmao what

[@kefiksprite13]

"I'M MASSA NOW!" *Elsewhere* Grizzy:"...Mhmm? Wanna run that by one more again?"

[@lilmoojuice1352]

blarg is always one of the chaotic ones i love it

[@xxblitsxx2983]

Matt: Bout to meet god God: Immediately blows Matt up

[@JP-js5ro]

Dad dad and dad are fighting through strat 1 🤣 i havent laughed like this while watching a youtube video in a very long time

[@rickthelobo4293]

The first 2 seconds caught me off guard and it was hilarious

[@pandamorph8955]

27 minute Blarg Video, what did I do to get this blessed?

[@Averagedestiny2addict]

I just looked, LETS GO BLARG MARATHON!!!!!!

[@devanshshah5743]

The first strat was fucking hilarious😂😂

[@DarkDisc1]

The Blarg Callouts were hilarious lmao just absolute chaos!!

[@eggtastic3555]

"thats every normal warzone session" xD

[@the_cacco]

The pic of bin laden still stares at me when I walk in the library

[@ParadoxalChronos]

I've already seen Puffer and Smii7y's footage of this session, but I had to watch Blarg's too cause it's so funny xD great job Blarg!

[@Itsnotmetrust]

"I'm not feeling too good about my stats right now" - Wise words from matt.

[@ehorton8847]

As I sat on the toilet smii7y said stop dropping turds and I was like wtf. Then I realized he talk to blarg I was scared

[@FlamingorrYT]

"Friends?" *proceeds to shoot at them*

[@acs9188]

27 minutes of Blarg!? Sign me up, my friending.

[@thejcwman]

Puffer: Gives Blarg a rocket Blarg: Feels just like home QuQ

[@chip_chibo]

3 seconds into the video and we've already met god

[@McW4hn]

15:17 lmaoo lotta goose in this hoose

[@IHadANameOnce]

The friend strat, try to be friends with the enemies, if they start shooting drop your weapon and start t-bagging to show that you are harmless

[@sunnyd1722]

I kept rewinding the first three seconds of this video. Just “bout to meet god” *explosion* “Matt, ya wanna?”

[@naruto199797]

This has to be one of if not my favourite warzone vids you've done also WHO LEFT THERMITE NEXT TO THE BABY?!

[@LastRonin623]

These strats were absolutely amazing!!!

[@VantasticJackson]

Everyone when Blarge gets a vehicle: *HE'S LOOSE!*

[@zboy1152]

"Not good, Bout to meet God" -Blarg

[@cosmiclink8561]

That smile when he was trying to blow up the bike was golden

[@davecrupel2817]

You can try talking a suicidal person into staying alive. But when the gun is in their hand, you cant stop him from pulling the trigger. Lol

[@sassycassie1282]

Blarg and Vanoss are literally the definition of *CHAOIC EVIL* 😂😂😂

[@justjames3137]

thank god it’s Blarg Friday

[@CryonixP]

The Uber part was so funny to watch, can’t wait for the Uber to return

[@ThePandemonium]

15:29 I’ve been looking for this for so long!

[@soultaker8642]

we need more strats like this this was pure gold

[@trunt7520]

watching Smii7y's and Puffer's video's I actually thought Matt was on the toilet until watching this video

[@grandmazambie]

Same

[@ice_borne2564]

Blarg's videos always brightens up my day. Keep up the amazing work and keep being the hilariously chaotic person that you are. :)

[@pichie5409]

Best Uber I've ever saw ! You need a prize for that ! XD

[@kinggrunka80]

The blarg call out system is just how i play Warzone normally

[@andrewichaerusreynolds3348]

This is easily the greatest Warzone video anyone has ever made.

[@Randomguy-pf5cj]

This intro represents Blarg perfectly 0:01

[@Championofseas319]

Yes

[@mylowe420]

The boys somehow worked really well together even without proper call outs

[@kasraroyalblood8919]

I loved the zoom on face when he asked Friends? 😂😂

[@lanelongmire7647]

The Uber one was hilarious could see content with it

[@gameboy3d943]

Immediately, the first second of the video is an exploding vehicle. This is gonna be good.

[@snappypeas5823]

Sill waiting for the frucket to be relased

[@trash_atlife2439]

Honestly I'm thankful Matt makes a lot of funny moments

[@adrevenue7640]

a 30 minute matt video this one finna be a banger

[@SheyTheGay]

Oh immediate chaos? I'm here for it

[@AJ-lg9pg]

I'm getting big brain energy from this video

[@moeder_fokker]

Matt you're a legend

[@jonathonblucher6492]

That Uber driver bit had me in stitches ngl 🤙

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Matt in charge = chaos

[@andrewlyles3628]

18:08 WHY WAS THAT SO SYNCRONIZED🤣🤣

[@SkillfulljokerSkill]

The best gaming group right here without a doubt.

[@jorgecastillo6072]

Matt rockin the SCAR like a real man

[@graveyardgriff]

the first strat was literally like that game who’s your daddy

[@IHadANameOnce]

I like how you can jump out of a plane, go skydiving and then go splat onto a metal roof and you only need an EpiPen to survive

[@IHadANameOnce]

No broken bones or anything, that is the world of Video Games

[@tactusthetacticalcactus]

Uber in the trees?? That's not an Uber, son. That's the Vietnamese

[@lizzzzzzzzzzzzzz2604]

its always a good day when he uploads a new vid(:

[@fallenangelmichael1276]

I don’t know why but I love these ideas I want to see a whole video of all of these

[@insane9977]

the "over there" tactic is literally just my normal call outs

[@kctejidor4414]

the intro already killed me TToTT (and yeahh the whole video is so chaotic LMFAO)

[@gonzolonzo1383]

This could be a reoccurring video format for you ngl. Could be like soups prank calls

[@osiriskid77777]

Matt’s strats are just content

[@ev.7231]

matt in charge, can’t wait for big funny explosions…

[@nickdiaz5118]

Please upload a part 2 with the other 3 strats 😂 no call out was probably my favorite

[@karibonds5794]

The first round is giving me genuine panic

[@erikbeyer871]

"Bout to meet God" *blows up* 😂

[@traviselwell3066]

I was dying when they were coercing him out of the helicopter

[@dr.dreamer8914]

Honestly, I liked the Uber strat. Looks pretty fun.

[@moderator8309]

This ended up being one of the funniest videos lmao

[@wilsoncook8830]

One of the best ones yet

[@jessicajames692]

-chaotic screaming-

[@chriskeir2]

Just wanted to let you and the Goons know I powered through all your podcast episodes in 2 work weeks. You guys are my kinda brainless.

[@lorenzosolano7024]

i love the uber driver bit

[@zombie7318]

WoW SMii7Y uploaded a video before blargmyschnoople what type of flippity floppity dog ears universe are we in

[@damenreeves8899]

The ability to call it Uber sand and run into a building was lost

[@lexthebaptist]

When I watched smii7y and puffer’s pov I thought the blarg toilet bit was him actually on the toilet

[@Draktharm]

Id love to see another Uber Matt challenge in Warzone 2

[@microwaveman7414]

Uber drivers are wild these days

[@mohamadvahedi5765]

Here comes Matt to save my day

[@DaiLo.]

OKay ur strats is great content!!! Had me laughing the whole time

[@fatimabadvi5834]

They thought it's easy to keep you alive

[@GlitchFrost]

I love Matt he is the weirdest but the funniest

[@Charliexalastor]

I love Matt 😍 he's so funny. Makes me laugh everyday

[@REZZILIENCE]

Matt the S+ content machine

[@t.d.tthedragontamer2764]

fun fact I actually chocked on a grape 3 times. first time was from my dumbass trying to swallow it whole. the second and third was from laughing.

[@user-ov9vo3ku9y]

Lmao why would you swallow a whole grape

[@t.d.tthedragontamer2764]

@@user-ov9vo3ku9y Idk I used to be able to do it when I was young but as I got older I wasn't able to

[@nicotscherntke4419]

Blarg is the reason I'm playing with randoms

[@ohsodarkskin]

Perfect thumbnail and title