COD4: More Sexually Embarassing Stories... Again

[@TheArtizan]

always makes my day watching your videos

[@LesPaulBJJ]

You know Pwn I love watching your CoD4 gameplays. I despise all the new CoD's but MW was the first shooter I ever played, and also one of my favourite. I used to play it constantly on PC but for some reason one day it just randomly stopped accepting my key so I can't play anymore. This is the next best thing lol.

[@Graphaeli]

I think you have told this story in the same video as the Redeye story, but its all good bro. Always good to hear again lol.

[@RnCforPS3]

This is why we love you Pwn!

[@Ampepee]

Pwn i love you man you have helped me through so mutch you dont even know man i hope you will keep on making vids man if only you knew man but i have say thanks

[@wikiwikit]

Ipwnstar4hire just humiliating himself like every other day

[@TDaLY2011]

Actually started crying of laughter when you went "No Timithy put that pencil down and Im like OH MY FUCK" haha

[@MajorUnderdashPain]

I remember you telling us this story waaaaaaaaay back :P

[@96JKM]

The red eye story haha...pwn your new subs have no idea!

[@darklurker08]

lmao i love your commentaries

[@imanillwafer]

Pwn I love how you tell us all this,

[@PrimeTimeZekrom]

Thx for making me buy Cod4 I really appreciate that ;D!

[@AustinPowers234]

pwn i just looked up your red eye video... my god was that funny

[@LKHPBorat]

Lmfao pwn, killing me with those stories!

[@TheAlex213]

You told this story before... (Long time fan FTW) Still nice to hear it again though

[@OyezCronic]

0:21 howdid u miss lol, nice vid btw

[@benpeterson1500]

"Oh my fuck!" It's like you initially decided to curse like a 5 year old, but mid sentence switched to the hard stuff.

[@littlefreak389]

do more of these pwn theyre so funny lololol

[@MrAzian97]

Pwn I remember back in the mw2 days you told us this b4

[@SMGShorty]

14-15 years of age. Verdict: Believable.

[@ryan1998ize]

u posted this on my birthday yaya

[@zeroisaverage]

Good luck mate!

[@38TxTech]

Pwn has ducky swag over 9000.

[@puppypatrole666]

Why can't i like this video more than one time!...

[@wikiwikit]

I've basically read all the comments, pwns story is still the best.

[@AustinPowers234]

it was a mw2 gun of the week vid on machinima a while ago it was called somethin like: ACR red dot gun of the week: Embarassing stories

[@MrTacticalinuit]

you know you a hardcore fan when even the commentater dont remember telling a story =)

[@RAIDMusic_]

why do i feel like I've heard this exact story before...

[@NastyyNate]

For those of you asking the original red-eye story is on a video called acr gotw(gun of the week)

[@Silkysmooth915]

Pwn, you need to do these more often, I like your, erm sex life stories

[@Wranglatang]

At a house party, got a bit bored so me and my girlfriend found a room and got up to some business. Literally as I finished the host's dad walks in with his daughter and was like WTF and started shouting at me, he was on the verge on calling the police. I've never been back to that house since

[@CheddarmanGeo]

Nice one, red eye. Yeah, I remember.

[@TheMetallicFloyd]

You were getting wrecked early on, sugartits. Good thing you turned beast mode on.

[@Ash.Belmont]

Since I starting to love more and more of your videos I'll post one up. So it's me and this chick that I met at a party. We took a lil nasty time in a classroom where I thought we'd be safe. I had rubbers and so did she, which made us both laugh. We get done 40 mins later but she wants more. We go again only this time, a guard walks in. I'm shocked and she's crying while he asks for identification. Me not wanting this on record, I act like a Spanish exchange student to got us off the hook. Lucky

[@stormhawk000]

wow, i watched this the same day it was posted

[@StefanWestin]

I subbed for the funny story :D

[@TheDarkMatter96]

aaa ok thanx BTW!! saw your profile picture METALLICA FTW!!!!!

[@jdmiguel69]

now this is intertament. ur funny and nice vids

[@haufbraus]

Nice ending...Cool story bro...

[@XxDamien435xX]

Well, at least you can say that when your drunk, your responsible! xD

[@capsfan6]

Pwns Wife: Timothy, put that pencil down! Pwn: OH MY FUCK! :O

[@LaowPing]

that just made my day

[@VloggityTV]

you told the story b4 lol, long times sub memory ftw

[@PawsitivelyClawsome]

yep we heard the 2nd story in the red eye story vid

[@kevinarbuckle]

are you kidding me? this is where it all started.. cod 4

[@rulobo31]

ur ex's dad must have been a master teabagger in halo

[@findalyo5]

you've told that story before I remember O.o

[@pendulum95]

He's playing Alcheastbreach in this :)

[@aiccidaicci1]

that pwns story sounded a lot like my honeymoon...

[@aosorioferrer98]

yup, you told us that story before... (water gun)

[@airsoftdude262]

Pwn you told us this story the same video you told us the red eye story. I don't care Its still really funny.

[@jeadeamo]

I remember this story

[@snowmantuna]

Best way to avoid that. Smartphone in the bathroom (locked) OR when nobody is home

[@MedicOnDutyVids]

I've heard of sleepwalking, but sleepfucking? That's a new one.

[@maslany1308]

Pwn said it in a video. GAHD. That's it, 1v1. Lets go.

[@nuotant]

i remember the second story i think you have told that before but its cool

[@Campers.]

I could only imagine how hilarious that would be! hahahaha

[@PoseidonMade]

I've readied my "Water-Pistol"!

[@meesinblack]

Pwn, why dont you play CoD4 on PC? There are a lot of awsome mods out there.

[@MrZracer100]

wen are we getng the q and a from you and amanda

[@XAsianGamerX]

@AustinPower234 can you link me the video can't find it

[@sabulba57]

the 4 parts of an average boy-girl relationship: Hand-in-Hand That-in-Hand Hand-in-That That-in-That

[@Muckman9]

ah, the red eye story. That was the first pwn vid i watched

[@Whiteboy7thstoo7]

what kitties would ever watch pwn because they wouldnt understand anything but pattycake

[@Bdogzz]

one day ull get there young padawan

[@TheOneShowstopper]

i was fooling around with one of my exes in my bed and i didnt hear my dad walk down stairs. well we were at second, sliding into 3rd (if you catch my drift) and my dad walks in, yells "hey" and walks away. i took her home that night and when i got home he didnt yell at me for what we did, just that "you gotta be careful so you dont get her pregnant." and walked away. it was really awkward.

[@steelelloyd]

you told us before but still good story.

[@Whiskaaaz]

maybe if you didn't have a horse's stamina, pwn, that could've been avoided

[@Jerdeth9]

Loved the commentary Pwn! XD I kinda have a story :S (Please don't let anyone I know see this haha!) Well basically, I bring my gf to my house, its about mid afternoon and my Dad comes home. We weren't doing anything, just watching some shit movie she brought over. My Dad comes in, smiles like a Paedophile and asks me to come with him. I do, looking nervous. He says 'She's got a nice pair on her' First awkward moment, and then he says 'Give her one from me' :|

[@UlquiorraZombie]

... You seriously got pooped on.' -Pwn 0:10

[@starwarsawsomness]

I'm 17. never had sex or a girlfriend. FOREVER ALONE! worst part was until recently I couldn't find a decent enough girl to even TRY to get anything started, but now luck has changed and we will see what happens next!

[@2015meyer]

Mine is 2015, and 20 is how old I was when I joined the Marine Corps, and 15 just happens to be my favorite number, and I get raged on all the time from people thinking I grad. in 2015. It's really annoying I swear lol

[@GrimCharon]

I just imaged a dog getting sprayed by a spray bottle

[@thatcampingkid]

Pwn you told us that second story :( In a mw2 gameplay I think,

[@TheRealMarioH]

you told us the 2nd story in the red eye video

[@beenhoopinbeenballin]

i had to black ops dolphin dive out a window before

[@XxRandomKnivesxX]

Pwn. You've told this and the red-eye story. Js

[@SUPERBOWLXVIII]

My ex said she has finished her period, long story short, she wasn't. I had white sheets and had to clean them before my mom got home, she got home before i could. She though i had killed someone and screamed, hardest explanation of my life.

[@PancakeFlipping]

She has built in roofies. TAKE ADVANTAGE!

[@joey19931226]

*she wakes up*: whoa whats going on!?...Pwn:honey...where kind of...you know...coitus..wussup fuckin genius

[@TokenWhite777]

Well this one time at band camp........yeah

[@Elias110194]

HOLY SHIT red eye's dad were your HALO buddy O.o

[@misterlego817]

I'm pretty sure you've told us that second story before.

[@Volucrisincaelum]

what was that stroy you talked about?

[@kits2400]

i remember that story he did it over an mw2 gameplay haha

[@ElliottSimCycling]

had exactly the same, but the he came at me with a very realistic cap gun... i crapped myself....

[@ShamGod33]

so how many times do you think he tried before getting into a real lobby of CoD 4

[@acle_]

LMFAO you TOTALLY misread that comment ahahahahhahhahaa

[@wesbateman3105]

0:27 made me laugh so hard

[@someguy5152]

100% sure I've heard this story before pwn. It's still funny though :P

[@DashCamSheffield]

so the story from Pwn today....he got foreplay from his ex's father?

[@MrPwnagemeister]

Hahaha ..ugh... Holy shit....that's a weird one, man. :D

[@ktmbua]

waking up mid sex? well i guess its not as bad as making someone fall asleep mid sex.

[@Plokijuh1229]

your math is funny

[@IDIDYOURMOMAFAVOR69]

when i got caught in the same situation as you, her father wanted to join THAT WAS THE END OF THAT RELATIONSHIP!!

[@cyberguy6]

i bet its scary sleeping next to her, i always scared when someone sleeping near me has a nightmare

[@Skull11137]

Wasn't it on that map with all the broken building (never mind, they are all like that) I think it was Karachi, the one with all the red buildings.

[@TheDarkMatter96]

what was it called??

[@ChannelUsernameAndYT]

put a link to the red eye one in the description or message me it plz

[@TwinedHorizon3]

One time my hand hurted