How to become a cracked dev

[@peppybocan]

CJ: "do more with less" CJ: "fancy office, fancy chair, fancy keyboard, fancy monitors"....

[@musicplaylist6909]

Meanwhile the actual cracked senior is debugging prod on a mac laptop sitting hunched on a stool while eating his lunch in the company's cafeteria. Oh, the laptop isnt even his, he just borrowed it off his junior.💀

[@npgy]

a sign that a Dev may well be cracked is if they use ms paint for a presentation

[@BradleyTHo]

Jokes on y’all. I’m a 10x cracked dev using Pinta on Arch Linux

[@Joe-Bourbon]

Insert Intellectual Distribution meme.

[@AdrianWalker-g2j]

Neck beard is a must 😂

[@Hamza-qs7ez]

Jesus. I have tears coming out from laughter. I love these cracked/lindy signs. The humour is subtle but backed on real life. I do remember the most cracked, respected dev, having terrible audio but everything they state - even though short - is always taken with so much focus and listening. Please do more informative but with this humour blended in. So good.

[@CodingJesus]

The aura he brings to the meeting is enough for everyone to listen extremely intentively despite the horrible audio.

[@dumpii30]

Cant believe you gave this much advice away for free

[@nakatash1977]

I once worked with a guy who had all this stuff. Fancy keyboard, headphones, perfect beard, etc. but he was a very average dev. Not terrible but not amazing.

[@CodingJesus]

Perfect beard is not a sign of cracked, it's a sign of normie. The headphones definitely cannot be fancy. They need to be logitech from 2004 that barely work.

[@nakatash1977]

@@CodingJesus That being my point. I'm assuming "cracked" means good. Sorry, I'm not up on the lingo. I'm old.

[@daburritoda2255]

This guy gets it. knowing kdb and Q = cracked

[@AndrewS-vu4ji]

I think i got more cracked by watching this

[@ChrisCond3]

Top tier trolling in this video had me laughing throughout! I am a vim and tmux fan so I feel like a cracked dev!

[@rigobertoitachijohnson]

but do you know how to debug and use git??

[@1000timka]

Cracked is a gaming industry term

[@AdamFiregate]

Also a term for office suite software and graphic design software... among many others.

[@Nyquiiist]

Someone please make a study map or a roadmap for all this. This is suuper super helpful, thank you!!

[@codeapprentice5123]

gonna start my frist SWE job in a month, gonna be implementing all of these tips. THANKYOU coding jesus 🙏🙏

[@DotNetGuy-k9u]

Bro, finally you are actually talking about real-software development stuff.

[@ScottPrice7]

You use an example of Markus Persson, who is "cracked" then gave go on about all the tools and environments that he didn't use. He developed Minecraft with Java on windows. Cracked Devs just ignore everything except what they need to do. All the fancy chairs, keyboards, environment and tools is just coping

[@CodingJesus]

How is VIM a fancy environment?

[@ScottPrice7]

​@@CodingJesus Vim isn't fancy. It's what you got for SSH.

[@cryptonative]

@@CodingJesusbase on the time to get it configured

[@gameacc6079]

Vim IS fancy because its abnormal and tryhard

[@rigobertoitachijohnson]

​@@gameacc6079its literally just a text editor lol

[@anmolgaud3352]

Can you please use dark mode

[@hassansyed6087]

Coding Hesoos, Where did you get that lavender suit from in your display picture? Straight fuego 🏁

[@AD-zs9cc]

Looks like homme plisse

[@CodingJesus]

Issey Miyake

[@hassansyed6087]

@@CodingJesus Wonderful. Cheers

[@frenchdreamer1986]

I'm shit at Vim. But it's the only way to check +200M log files output by HFT softwares. :D

[@aaron10k]

the rats running around part made me lol

[@whiskey_jim7755]

On the gear: - herman miller 100% - mouse -- lol - keyboard, sure - monitors -- absolutely not. The best devs in the world, as discussed on Lex Friedman's podcast (Kaparthy and Carmack) both use a single monitor with laptop to the side. This is the case for the best devs I've seen as well. More than 2 screens means you're a trader or you're signaling that you're doing more than you actually are. - speakers -- what?

[@gandaslifeadventures7708]

Bro went full crack

[@vinylwarmth]

If youre running Windows, youre definitely cracked

[@AdamFiregate]

In Hungary we say that a great dev is like a blade ("penge").

[@minionmememindset7889]

It’s true. All of it.

[@millerdiller1867]

How can you be a cracked dev if you don't smoke crack?

[@uncleted9362]

> used windows NGMI

[@misu.b]

you dont have leetcode on here because that's already a given, you should have already answered 90% of LC questions to each scratch the surface of this stuff.

[@BlackBirdOverflow]

I'm on crack

[@ultraqq]

I'm new here. I'm not sure if this video is serious or joking. Can anyone clarify?

[@somerandomidk7091]

This is not a joke, if you do/know all that stuff, you are definitely cracked. Using vim with a split keyboard alone implies many things about you and your skills.

[@johnmike8844]

lmao this is hilarious

[@cyrilanisimov]

I think you're wrong with topics that all advanced developers use Vim. Most of the time they spend on thinking and then they could use VSCode or Clion. Debugging is not always applicable (multithreaded code or embedded).

[@CodingJesus]

Not all VIM users are cracked, but all cracked devs are VIM users.

[@yusufnzm]

This whole crackedness is so cringe, I laughed so hard at how he can keep a serious face.

[@CodingJesus]

First they cringe, then they mock, then they ask “How did you become so cracked?”

[@orlando7448]

crack is wack. don't do drugs kids.

[@jinxscript]

will i become a Gen Alpha Quant on solana after this?

[@MonishSharma-jx2fl]

Hey I use Microsoft pc , have a FOLDER for my Microsoft Java , run it in Microsoft ide working in Microsoft office, how can I make it to being cracked

[@CodingJesus]

That setup will never be cracked. It’s a normie mid setup.

[@vartan_babayan_4388]

what is the name of the first database? "q and kdb??"

[@CodingJesus]

q/KDB+

[@AdamFiregate]

KDB+ from KX systems with Q language. 👍

[@martin_nav]

I may be cracked NeoVim btw

[@joebuydem]

im cracked out but i dont code.

[@chankayau]

university teaches nth on these

[@TKGZONE]

ez just have no life, stare at the computer all day.

[@ajeetstationajeet]

you should add one more level of crackness if someone uses arch with window manages like dwm

[@k-pr0be]

...and you use Windows?

[@mason124124]

are HFT really using gPRC and kafaka? latency will be in ms, not us

[@1000timka]

Not enough nuance between cracked and larp fr

[@kaiserandvlad]

sigma

[@Jam-ht2ky]

tell me this is satire

[@antonyanchev7112]

This is a joke right?

[@CodingJesus]

Nope

[@frenchdreamer1986]

C++ : core development, some firms use JAVA or Rust Python : research and quick analysis (like split traded volume per product, per tenor, per exchange, per trader ID...) and automation of "daily dynamic" variables used for trading Vim : all log files are very big and you can't really handle them without Vim / Emacs. They might not be super hard to navigate (just go to the end or find the pattern you want) but you just can't manipulate them with VSCode, Notepad or Excel (yikes !) KDB : Basically it's the C++ of databases, you do operations on columns super super fast. To give you an example, there are 10 millions of updates a day on the US 10Y future order book so you can't use Python Grafana : "Nooo exchange B has a big latency ! Shit product Z feed is completely off !" (usually an accident) Redhat : the only licence with a commercial support. Otherwise you better have a bearded Debian guru at your workplace Docker : basically a VM with the virtual version of Python the firm uses for production, this version doesn't include your billions of DS/custom optimization libs you download for your analysis

[@omarkraidie]

LONG $U

[@ishaankulkarni49]

It sucks to be in frontend where all I use is WPF.

[@J0sephCooney]

WPF is cracked ui

[@atharva__shukla]

lmaoo

[@enoch8835]

protobuf is amazing

[@dominikgu6381]

hehe

[@СилвияБрянова]

Hon, how I know you spewed a bunch a nonsense!? You put the message broker in one category with the message encoding and the transport protocol!

[@CodingJesus]

Everyone knows protobuf is encoding and gRPC is transport. If I need to spell that out for you, or if you think I need to make this distinction, it’s probably because you’re not cracked.