THIS GUY EATS VEGETABLES FOR THE FIRST TIME?????

[@itskindofemily]

"Is this a green bean?" "I know what a fkin grape is"

[@mukuroikusaba2223]

That's what I thought of immediately

[@clairvoyant-]

i am proud of this man for not knowing any vegetables

[@emmabourgeois1469]

cody’s genuine frustration is the best part about it all

[@isaackarbowski8801]

2,000th like

[@many_lives4925]

I loved how pissed off he got when Ryan spit out the snap peas. I think he legit wanted to punch Ryan.

[@bravemenrun.]

Many_Lives We all want to legit punch Ryan

[@isabellaarnold4025]

YES

[@hastisaleh2608]

Ryan:*inhales oxygen* oOh ThATh'S a lIttlE sPiCy

[@fadumo8429]

BAHAAHHAHA "i GiVe IT a nO "

[@duggalicious]

@@fadumo8429 If he only he said that and did that.

[@VashtiPerry]

Hasti Fattah 😂

[@Finn_Kirk]

“I don’t like it”

[@jadk8117]

Hasti Fattah 1,000th like

[@stillsimo]

I don’t think he realises that people aren’t angered by his incredibly unhealthy diet, the problem is his fucking attitude 😭

[@Smommasboy]

Porque no Los dos?

[@sandrabollocks2535]

@@Smommasboy si

[@ohno4930]

lol I know I'm late af but that's exactly what I was thinking. I think there's a **chance** this dude has what I have, (or at least characteristics of it) which is a disorder called ARFID. (I'm not 100% sure if it can be considered an ED in cases like mine, it's more neurological than psychological. I'm autistic and that can cause sensory issues, even with taste and smell.) For pretty much my whole life, my diet has been restricted enough to cause malnourishment because I can't tolerate most foods. It's not just that I'm picky, it's that I literally get nauseous if I'm even in the same room as a lot of foods and the majority of food repulses me. It's genuinely a really awful thing to live with but I understand how it looks from an outside perspective so I try not to be obnoxious about it and I sure as hell wouldn't let someone make a KZbin video out of my condition. It'd be too embarrassing considering I've already been made fun of for it for years. I can't imagine talking about my diet where thousands of strangers can see my face as I do so. This dude's almost, like, proud of it. It makes me think he might just be a picky asshole, but he also keeps referring to how textures freak him out and stuff, which aligns with my own experiences, so I don't know.

[@bestneph8454]

@@ohno4930 that’s cool and all but I think he’s just a spoiled kid tbh

[@ohno4930]

@@bestneph8454 yeah its possible, though either way, I wish he'd have like. idk not participated in a video about it. like I said above, in some cases, it's a legit disorder and it's caused me a lot of serious health consequences, and I don't think I'd call myself spoiled by any means considering that I do actually try to eat different things and am not a dick to people about food that they offer me. I'm just neurologically built different ig, I'd give anything to be able to eat a larger variety of things without feeling sick.

[@sapphirology]

**tries water for the first time** Ryan: "Why is it spicy?!"

[@WildVee]

**breathes air** Ryan: It's spicy I dont like this whole breathafication thing

[@Dunger974]

Imagine this guy having something that’s actually spicy

[@sapphirology]

😂😂😂

[@RikkiLove0317]

I want Ryan to eat a ghost pepper or a California reaper

[@caramel_rxse3951]

@@RikkiLove0317 Are you trying to kill him xD

[@zackattack8228]

Ryan tries water for the first time He drowns

[@beargrills6572]

Don’t worry, it is TOTALLY an “accident”

[@chicoscience502]

"its spicy"

[@KDAWGDESIGNS]

Imma keep his head in the water

[@mostlyghostsu]

HAHA IM CRYING

[@alyssaarnold2056]

It might be mean to say this but good

[@unicorn8462]

Ryan: “I’m not use to tasting anything from earth” Also Ryan: “It tastes like a tree”

[@LythFr]

lmfaooo

[@jamesbrooke4349]

How does he know what a tree taste like wtf?

[@janprokopenko7928]

he probably eats food from Mars.

[@cbullou4]

as someone who’s tasted a few trees, he’s incorrect.

[@makenzie4943]

This man is the male embodiment of “I’m not like other girls”

[@aidanaidan4773]

I'm not like other girls, I have massive vitamin deficiencies. -Ryan

[@lesbianbat8420]

@- Astor - you are the definition of mansplaining

[@heitchgeeeeeee4870]

@- Astor - A fully grown adult man getting aggressive over ^voluntarily^ eating a green bean, even though it's one of the few non-nutrient devoid foods he has consumed in his entire life. The only way I could 'get it', is by understanding that eating a diet high in carbohydrates and red meat can negatively affect your mood and make you irritable. He has an attitude because of the food he's being asked to eat, but he also likely has an attitude because OF the food he chooses to eat.

[@Me-wx1mt]

so I'm not like other guys? lol

[@josetovar2656]

You’re so hilarious!! 😂

[@ttfirs4330]

no one: ryan: GraPes aRE sPiCY

[@yeetinggod6642]

You have 666 likes. I will like so you wont be cursed

[@heyitsyagirlsoph7559]

HAHAHAHAH WORD

[@yeetus2754]

This joke format is so stale and it makes me want to die

[@ttfirs4330]

@@yeetus2754 dont worry i want to die too

[@machoman1016]

Ryan: this ice water is TOO spicy.

[@josephg4067]

Ryan tries oxygen for the first time Ryan: "It's too spicy"

[@tiny-monsterz16]

*Spits it out*

[@youre_totally_right_but_]

I snorted when i saw this lol

[@cassiussam6481]

Joseph G you ever try green beans that are spicy 😂👌🏽👌🏽

[@spacepear9403]

Makes a weird face and gags

[@TheSoggybiscuit108]

It tastes like a tree

[@stubbedmynubber]

the sexual tension between Cody and the snap peas is unsettling

[@Braeska]

i'm perfectly settled

[@h7672]

why are cody ko's video comments so funny i literally lol at all of them

[@mrjohnnyk]

@@h7672 He has a great community of people who aren't just trying to pat themselves on the back.

[@sarina3607]

and you know what? i kinda agree with him. snap peas are sexy as hell.

[@parkchimmin7913]

Cheese Edamame is superior

[@enzogarcia1028]

"Bro this vanilla ice cream is too spicy" - probably ryan

[@byronlee991017]

This guy is the literal textbook definition of a first world problem.

[@matthew1992]

Did you hear? They did surgery but they accidentally ruptured the artery and killed the man. Very sad 😂😂

[@helena54]

@@matthew1992 bruh r u being fr'

[@danelissantiago4245]

@Rafee Kazi how the fuck did you get a phone

[@matthew1992]

Helena no

[@onthewattle]

shinov comic you’re an idiot

[@Yumi]

Imagine actually thinking celery smelled “spicy”

[@Emuruh.]

Wait. Yumi?

[@dannyboy_m3821]

If he ever tried a very mild type of salsa he'd probably die

[@emanuelsv]

@@dannyboy_m3821 HAhaha

[@BlankOOSH]

Emuruh my reaction to

[@Jack-dw4cd]

U suck at sieoge yumu

[@lia-sm3em]

he's that kid that would yell at his mom and she would be like "yes of course"

[@xcf5587]

LiaFilms Basically Eric Cartman?

[@infinitehwd2103]

America

[@sennagroothof6092]

He is exactly like Dudley from Harry Potter

[@bobitboo2792]

I knew a kid like that. She bossed her mom around constantly. I saw her cuss out her dad

[@urcancelled6414]

Like gordom ramsay -Yes chef

[@dumbluck4399]

I have a theory that either hes an actor or Buzzfeed raised him so that they could use him for their videos

[@owo-ob3hz]

Oh he is for SURE lab grown.

[@sourpatchsquid5445]

he was for sure raised on a farm like the kids from tpn but instead of being eaten he just gets scurvy

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Nope. There are seriously people like this. I know, it's fucked up. My little brother used to be like this. Not nearly this bad though obviously, jesus christ. Also I feel obligated to say that my brother was a very normal and very agreeable dude otherwise, unlike this fuckin guy! But yeah anyway there is still hope for this guy since thankfully my brother turned a new leaf after years of extensive public shaming by his friends and family. It was the only thing that worked, they don't seem to understand just how incredibly off-putting it is lol. Cody was right, they think its a fun little quirk and not the actual abomination that it is.

[@RTXSquidward]

@@idontwantahandlethough 🥶😬

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@RTXSquidward LOL idk why the chilly face made me laugh so hard, i've never seen anyone use that before. I think I must be old. I hate that I'm asking this, but what does that mean in your scenario? I get what the second face means, I'm from the minnesota so I make that face multiple times a day. I do wish they had an "ope!" face. that'd be nice. What was I talking about again?

[@hayleyukulele12]

everyone's talking about how crazy it is that he's never had vegetables but i'm more surprised by the fact that he has friends???

[@rebekahreid6715]

Childhood friends, not current ones

[@RTXSquidward]

@@rebekahreid6715 Lol they probably fucking hate him lmao

[@brianacarey8617]

He must be such a pain at restaurants too

[@magone8674]

damn thats cold

[@tabasco.15]

@@brianacarey8617Him "Can I get the steak medium rare please?" Waiter "It comes with a house salad and a side of mashed potatoes, is that ok?" Him "What are these words you've spoken to me you witch!"

[@craigdinho9268]

Ryan: tries breathing for the first time, Also Ryan: WhY iS iT sO sPiCy?!??!?!

[@lol-jz1dp]

I’m getting this *burning sensation* in my nose

[@ald0671]

w h y i s i t s p i c y

[@toast_2375]

What did he even grow up on. What, the .0 percent of nutrients from meat

[@foursevnnn]

The producers doing a better job at feeding him than his parents did

[@xiwavey3351]

4 7 ya made ma day LMAO

[@kileyann7863]

man ur poppin off

[@florasion.]

I probably should've commented this when it first came out, but if I just comment now it will be drowned so I'm hijacking this top comment. Sorry. I've never eaten vegetables either, maybe when I was a baby. I eat a few fruits. The outrage from this video is very disappointing, I'm really angry with buzzfeed for making this and showing this subject for people to ridicule. I fucking understand how stupid it is, but it's an eating disorder called Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder (ARFID), or sometimes called SED (Selective Eating Disorder). That's right, it's an eating disorder. Our brains are messed up, and this dude is going through distress to try it. Though, honestly he doesn't look too distressed, so maybe it is fake because they didn't even mention ARFID. I went to an inpatient eating disorder hospital in the middle of eighth grade to try to fix me. The main reason they sent me was to get my weight to healthy levels so I don't die of malnutrition. I did okay there, i found out that cheese is the worst thing ever, and i tried grilled chicken, as I'm only used to chicken tenders. I hate my diet. I hate it. I came out of the hospital not because I was cured, but because it was nearing Christmas and id been there for almost four months and I jut wanted to go home. A year or so ago I was sent again to an eating specialist which pretty much said I couldn't be helped. She's had people like me but I'm so much of a coward that I was afraid to try anything. I might want to try again, because all I really want is to be able to eat salad. That's a universal food and it's healthy. How I've survived is by eating pretty much nothing other than Boost nutritional supplements. Yesterday I ate a chocolate chip muffin and three Boosts. I know how terrible my diet is so I try to eat little to balance it out. I don't really feel hunger much, it only gets bad when I feel like I'm going to pass out. The whole point of this was that this isn't a joke. This is the main problem in my life, and I want to get better but I'm afraid of change. My shitty diet has been working for me, and it's hard to give up what's safe. I'm gonna copy and paste this on other top comments so people can see what they're doing. Edit: it's most often caused by trauma related to eating, almost choking to death, etc.

[@krahvata]

@@florasion. If he actually had an eating disorder he wouldn't be so willing to make videos about it.

[@florasion.]

Anita Borozan like I said I'm not entirely sure if that's real or not. It's still not something to ridicule like you do

[@nc4429]

"A green bean is potentially the most mild thing, that and celery" Ryan - tries celery right after "why does everything smell spicy to me" Cody Ko - *fueled with rage*

[@Elizacoco]

I fully don't believe this guy has never eaten a fruit or vegetable. Ever.

[@doiu92]

_No, he ate meat baby food._

[@tay1915]

Night Of Wishes your comment killed me lmfao

[@overallaverage8546]

unknowning unknown His parents: this is chicken Ryan: ok chicken definitely not onion is chicken

[@zabranjenopusenje6317]

@@overallaverage8546 PewDiePie referance

[@reviewreviews5908]

No shit... its staged as every video follows a script

[@littlepickle32]

“I feel like I just ran a marathon” next video Ryan runs for the first time

[@determinate2176]

Not even a solid minute has passed, and Ryan ends up exhausted as fuck

[@robertdavidpap8970]

😂😂😂

[@blakeerenhouse943]

“Ryan performs basic human functions for the first time”

[@kely9643]

camera man - "just breathe Ryan" Ryan - "What is that?"

[@tuney7319]

*walks

[@hammerpaw7338]

Literally Everyone: celery is literally a plant stalk with no flavor. Ryan: Smells spicy

[@HerHollyness]

No flavour? Are you mad? Celery is literally the most bitter and disgusting thing in the world. It is the one vegetable I cannot STAND in this world.

[@siliconeporcelain]

HerHollyness oh my god i thought i was the only one who hated celery so bad

[@yiikfan3030]

@@HerHollyness how is it bitter

[@calamitynatalie8590]

Nope, celery is rank. There are only two foods I’ve ever eaten that I could never eat again. Eggplant and celery.

[@Hewwyeah]

I ate my vegetables as a kid but I've always hated celery

[@erikgain1294]

Him calling green beans spicy is the whitest thing he could have possibly said

[@kebabkebab6312]

Yeah everyone knows grapes are spicier and water

[@excuseyou7198]

@@kebabkebab6312 Indeed. Grapes are pretty spicy.

[@scoldedegg]

@@excuseyou7198 I want to say lettuce is spicier

[@excuseyou7198]

@@scoldedegg Ah, that’s a tough one. I do think that lettuce and grapes have a similar spice level, but I think grapes beat lettuce by just a little bit.

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

When I was a kid I had what I think were green beans or snap peas (?) and they had a tiny bit of spice to them. At the time, I was super young and hadn’t eaten much spice. Now, I probably wouldn’t taste any spice, lol. I have a friend who is white, his dad is from Africa, and he is unable to tolerate ANY spice. Like, stuff I didn’t know has pepper in it, he tastes it. He’ll have a normal chip and start coughing and I’ll check the ingredients and see “pepper” listed or something. His face turns red. I find it rather adorable, tbh.

[@astrangermagi]

Another white man with blond hair appears: Cody: This guy kinda looks like me

[@saraha.1336]

With bleached blond hair and looks bad in it. They still don't look alike though

[@millie9814]

They don't look alike, Cody is offending himself

[@liamh1621]

“Crunchification in it” This guy homeschooled himself as a kid for sure

[@KoDrHo]

Homeschooled himself! 😂😂

[@phatinthehatcomedy]

Hooowwwwww!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brocake1278]

How much you wanna bet that this dude was the type of kid who ate his sandwiches with the crust cut off?

[@maggiediana5353]

in cody's other video he described the taste of a grape as ''grapification in your mouth''. dude go back to school, and eat something there ok.

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@maggiediana5353 he _loves_ adding the -ation suffix at the end of most words he uses

[@nathanielvogler7335]

I hate that he acts like he obviously knows what a grape is, and he then proceeds to double check what every vegatable is

[@emmiegarvey7895]

honestly i blame buzzfeed for giving him raw vegetables. no one likes raw cauliflower. zucchini, mushrooms... like they gotta sautee that shit at least

[@diyabalan8407]

Fr. Zucchini’s taste like snot and water without cooking it.

[@Itretiak05]

Yes but I also hope this fucking guy gets fed expired butter

[@tinfoil1225]

Raw mushrooms are simply inedible

[@Eynd297]

Raw cauliflower is fire

[@Eynd297]

@excelxiors 🔥🔥

[@mimiadj6933]

5:00 I was buying celery and you were buying rose

[@ludivinelbn]

Mimi Apeti wholefood romance

[@akimyilmaz4728]

*moans*

[@MainRein99]

Mimi Apeti P A SS ION

[@iogames9024]

You love celery hehe

[@hannahd8731]

PFFF

[@colbytjoelker5891]

“There’s like shit inside it” Yeah. It’s the beans.

[@banjoflurry3544]

Colby Tjoelker it’s the peas acctually

[@uhohhotdog9150]

I think you mean the eggs

[@hollynshaughnessy2229]

pea pebbles

[@monikarastogi6464]

Lol

[@nolancaudill831]

Ryan: “Bring me one I actually like.” Also Ryan: “I hAvE nEvEr EaTeN VeGeTaBlEs BeFoRe”

[@i8araddish653]

Nolan Caudill Love how he just expects them to know what he’ll like even though he’s “never eaten vegetables before” like bruh no vegetables are universally good 👏

[@kbeit8272]

When I have kids and I'm struggling to get them to eat vegetables, if I'm ever getting ready to give up, I will think back to this video. Thank you Ryan, for being the perfect model of the human I would never forgive myself for raising.

[@whutdafeq1715]

That's a little harsh tho bruh

[@leiooo1233]

@@whutdafeq1715 ok

[@briicksyy]

@@whutdafeq1715 no

[@DanTejedaFit]

@@whutdafeq1715 Nah. Perfectly acceptable seeing as Ryan’s a total douche.

[@TobeEvans]

@@whutdafeq1715 I would agree… if Ryan wasn’t a total douche like someone else said. Especially when he was condescending the one guy in the first video, which was just uncalled for.

[@isaacwald1300]

Science: use celery to counter act spice Ryan: this smells spicy

[@isaacmorales4910]

Hi Isaac, I’m Isaac. Just had to say that cause we have the same name. And it’s not spelled isacc👏🏼

[@isaacwald1300]

@@isaacmorales4910 or issac

[@kayuzz323]

*dude breathes air for th first time* "thats kinda spicy"

[@avie9655]

Next video: Ryan tried showering for the first time Ryan: WHY IS THE WATER SO SPICYYY

[@jordiflower]

Lollll

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

Relatable

[@YourFoodIsBland]

@@okaysomething-ef1cx lmao what?

[@bluewall9894]

This actually made me audibly laugh

[@luci_annihilates]

@@okaysomething-ef1cx yeeee b...ruh

[@Kathi88]

Next episode : Ryan learns that the color purple is made by mixing blue and red together...

[@marnie6967]

Next episode: Ryan learns how to spell his own name

[@jordanjordan124]

“It looks spicy”

[@crazybot1123]

@@marnie6967 "My name looks Spicy."

[@hazelc9329]

Cody: *sees a person with bleach blonde hair* Cody: They kind of look like me !!

[@yoga3twiceaweek]

Hazel C eyesight does get worse with age

[@roselovall1290]

Maybe he has prosopagnosia

[@jmckenzziee]

i feel bad for literally everyone who has met this guy I’ve never hated someone this much

[@yaren398]

@unknowning unknown hows that racist?

[@Nintendoom64]

@Jacki Jones yeah, i hate cody too...

[@FluffyHippos5692]

For gods sake change your profile picture I’ve never seen anyone with a profile pic like that say something I agree with

[@sharkbait5878]

@@FluffyHippos5692 Jesus Christ who pissed in your soda

[@a.carneirozhu8104]

@@FluffyHippos5692 sounds like a you problem

[@catbeans4724]

Celery: made up of 95% water Ryan: smells spicy 🥵

[@uselessduck2353]

The five percent that's not water was just, to much spice for him. The poor poor idiot who is calling celery and green beans spicy.

[@catbeans4724]

Good Boi lol 5% ToO SpIcY 🌶

[@uselessduck2353]

@@catbeans4724 I wonder what his reaction would be if it was 80% water and 20% of ToO sPiCy

[@catbeans4724]

Switch Roo I’m almost certain that would kill him.

[@uselessduck2353]

@@catbeans4724 his insides would feel like the fires of hell to him probably.

[@-Taxi-]

If Ryan even smelled a hint of hot sauce or even ketchup for that matter I believe he would die

[@BasiliskSmith]

Good

[@sincicalpvp9252]

Mans would fade away like thanos snapped him.

[@brik3421]

"Eat your broccoli, or no porn" Just like Dad said it

[@thomaswalls4188]

Funniest shit I ever saw

[@axescode097]

And don’t forget if you don’t eat you’re vegetables you’re in a *pickle*

[@N0vaArrowww]

✨ ᴉloɔɔoɹq ɹnoʎ ʇɐƎ ✨

[@MondoLoops]

This guy has to be lying surely, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

[@themax2848]

Exactly my thoughts, applauds coming from my side good sir

[@velocity9789]

omg love u

[@maryambutt4865]

ikr! even hamburgers have vegetables!!!

[@Luca-oj4sy]

@@maryambutt4865 not if u take the lettuce out, I bet he did considering he's so petty

[@manimtired4606]

@@Luca-oj4sy fax

[@rebeccablythe5647]

Cody being passionate about vegetables for 12 mins

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

It's the diet that the nursing home prescribes

[@diffidentnebula]

@@theeleanorshellstrop i keep telling myself that the old jokes r getting kinda lame but i somehow still lose my shit everytime i see one ndfhdj

[@frankrevare4405]

and it's still more entertaining than any buzzfeed I've ever seen

[@mrjohnnyk]

Reminds me of what it's like to hang out with a vegan for 12 minutes.

[@anorange28]

Imagine if this dude ate curry...

[@kamilareeder1493]

Hopefully he's tried thai food by now

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

Lol Curry is good!

[@edennishan717]

He thinks green beans are spicy bro.. that would kill him 🤣

[@sourpatchsquid5445]

instant death

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

He's literally *cease*

[@miamora8297]

next video “THIS GUY DRINKS WATER FOR THE FIRST TIME” ryan: it was *spicy* with an explosion of *wetification* in my mouth

[@manniek8922]

mia mora my friend said something like that about carbonated drinks “It’s like angry water, I don’t need my drinks trying to fight me back.”

[@miamora8297]

Mannie K *sodas are angry water*

[@mahirahmed6523]

@@manniek8922 i.... really like the carbonation of soda. it makes it better to drink imo

[@mollym4275]

Omg he totally is that person to be like “I just don’t like the taste”

[@pulak725]

😂😂

[@taloon3472]

I can't handle his spoiled prissy attitude oh my god.

[@jasminelondon690]

@@letsgobruins_ best way to say it

[@trishachase2964]

Prissy Percy attitude

[@mega_bird700]

Ah, a true Kevin.

[@Anadamov]

@@mega_bird700 more like keith

[@voxlknight2155]

He is the embodiment of W H I T E N E S S

[@cait5158]

ryan: never eats fruits or vegetables ryan: gets scurvy ryan: shocked pikachu meme

[@squidstortellini7131]

“Ryan, want do you want on your spaghetti? Tomato sauce?” “Ew, no...tomatoes are like...fruits or vegetables or something” “Ok would you like some olive oil?” “*Olive* oil?? Are you kidding me??” “Ok fuck it here’s your fucking butter n sketti”

[@lonelyheartsclub580]

I think the reason he hasn't eaten fruit or vegetables is bc he's an alien. He literally said "I'm not used to eating things that come from earth"

[@feliciaroyers1646]

Sorry but this made me laugh too hard I'm suing

[@zenosyne9065]

lanaaaaaaa❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Taketimetoloveme]

also...his skin is SUPER SHINY

[@rickysamelehohang8655]

You smell like moisturizer

[@maddyjohnson6511]

Charly Rose or a robot

[@StinaX732]

I’m not sure what boiled my blood more.. his attitude, him being he’s asked if he’s okay for SPITTING or the fact he acts like he doesn’t know what this stuff is. I’m a vegetarian and have been most of my life and I still know what a freaking hamburger is.

[@alana4554]

@Al Capone no

[@artem6801]

i hate spitters too

[@atmoak7063]

My friends think it’s weird that I acknowledge the fact that burgers are good since I’m a vegetarian. Like, yeah, burgers are freaking delicious, except I don’t eat meat, so I eat fake burgers that are just 👏 as 👏 good 👏

[@dobbcobb]

@@artem6801 Same, they always get me in L4D2

[@FUzZhockeyboys]

DannyBoye yo that was good and I didn’t want it to go unnoticed

[@gabrielle9893]

Ryan’s the type of guy you see at your high school reunion and remember you hated.

[@Vivi-mp9nn]

I‘m sorry but „tastes like water with crunchification“ is actually the best way you could describe vegetables

[@LookingGlass1865]

Ryan tries urinating for the first time: "Um, what is this dangly thing?"

[@sajedchowdhury2067]

Underrated comment

[@idkman-rr3bm]

@@sajedchowdhury2067 how is this underrated? I think we all get the joke

[@sajedchowdhury2067]

@@idkman-rr3bm I meant that it doesn't have enough likes

[@meat1575]

@@idkman-rr3bm boy what do you think underrated means

[@aidanaidan4773]

We all know that Ryan may be a dick, but he certainly doesn't have one.

[@izzy9305]

I'd take a LITERAL U TURN to get away from this guy

[@jockeytx]

That’s what we in the biz refer to as a call back

[@thatgirlinautumn5995]

You would NOT that's so crazy oh my Gosh

[@burgerli193DS]

Hahah

[@insertnamehere1483]

You're so obsessed. Tsk tsk tsk. So disappointed Karen. You have strayed away from the Lord. Don't worry. No, stop crying, I'll go get you a Bible and we can start from the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth because he loves us and cared about us.

[@bruceb8140]

LITERALLY MADE U TURN

[@Alice-ve8xw]

His mother breastfed him until he was 17, then they weaned him onto chicken nuggets.

[@katew2261]

Allison underrated comment

[@ariberryy8689]

Sounds legit

[@rishubhs4517]

Tendies*

[@angelicapickle5]

I'm fuckin dead

[@fox_6174]

Best comment I've seen

[@BlueAndPINK666]

How is his skin so smooth and clear when I have a green smoothie almost every day and I have dark circles and bumps

[@puppetstudio4989]

@@jackthomas1448 the guy should be genetically deficient now.without eating fruits and veggies this long

[@rebeccacaulberg216]

He might have dry skin. Young people with dry skin have skin like porcelain. And he obiously doesn't have any stress in life if eating vegetables is is biggest issue.

[@shiwalikaushal9718]

Or... he's probably lying

[@manniek8922]

He’s like a whole human baby “I DoNt LikE tHiS, WheN WilL yoU BRinG mE SOMetHiNg I liKE?!?!”

[@levana2269]

Wait what do you mean human baby?

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Lol do you mean “adult baby”?

[@femmas856]

Plus, how would they know if he’ll like it???? What a weird video

[@sj8814]

😂😂

[@_Y875]

ah yes a whole human baby as opposed to those other more common babies, you know...the ones made of wheat and wheat by-products

[@frutfly]

ryan: *scurvy has entered the chat*

[@historynerd205]

Precisely

[@chrisdenning6192]

kata it’s a miracle his teeth havent all fallen out

[@artem6801]

ACTUAL SCURVY

[@parkchimmin7913]

Y’all remember that one scurvy song from Spongebob edit: “We’ve Got Scurvy” by P!nk

[@frutfly]

@@parkchimmin7913 LMAO WHATT

[@QueenLiasKingdom]

this guy probably thinks never eating vegetables and fruits is a personality trait

[@kattaylor24]

It is, it's called, "obnoxious"

[@jishoumushoku5094]

Queen Lia *goes for a job interview* Interviewer: “Hello, can you tell us a little bit about yourself?” Ryan: “I’ve never eaten a fruit or vegetable before.” Interviewer: “O~O You’re hired!”

[@pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241]

It isn’t?

[@dylanhardy2655]

Queen Lia it’s quirky as fuck tho

[@allisoncastle]

Thiccolas Seda omg hahaha yes

[@martypiccini5153]

As a zucchini lover, I’m insulted *cooked, not that raw shit they gave him

[@stellamonika1132]

Agree, roasted zucchini slaps extremely hard

[@gruntythefinestwench]

It’s okay raw dipped in hummus lol

[@shelliebuttweiler7882]

there are people dying, Ryan.

[@sailingboat8309]

@Lord Voldemort B-BUT HE HAD TO EAT A CARROT 😖😖😖😖😖😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@JeanMarceaux]

Why aren't you one of them, Ryan? Let's film a video "Ryan Buzzfeed tries dying for the first time"?

[@arjunarun3033]

@@JeanMarceaux that'd make everyone happy

[@amomobodel]

@Lord Voldemort Love that even Voldemort is concerned about this.

[@24FramesOfNick]

This man must be terrified of Veggie-Tales

[@salj.5459]

24 Frames Of Nick That's heresy.

[@TheHoneyb91]

I think we're ALL afraid of veggie tales.

[@fabiolanunez7679]

@@TheHoneyb91 not if you like to talk to tomatoes and carrots make you smile

[@selinashiny6343]

Elf

[@user-lq3ub5yb3v]

Bold of you to call him a man

[@samanthat9v]

I don't believe he hasn't had avocado toast look at him

[@user-uy2vs5jg7l]

Lmao gold

[@Nadia-nb9cp]

love this

[@washedblue]

also avocado toast sucks so he'd probably like it

[@Ogder]

10/10

[@jacobball1044]

Ryan is if avocado toast was a person

[@lezley8465]

Ryan probably wakes up his grandpa to give him his sleeping pills

[@laurasweightlossjourney]

My daughter is 9 months old and she’s eaten fruits and vegetables. She’s really wild like that.

[@yourdad2664]

Bro what😳 that is so crazy

[@Jimmyfishthe3rd]

Woah she's so brave

[@jjwang7597]

Yeah I’m sure she did, video evidence or it didn’t happen

[@orang9407]

Someone call 911!

[@orang9407]

R/madladies

[@cici665]

"I'm not used to eating something like... from earth" Holy shit wtf he's been eating then alien food

[@Baddieaddiegaming]

He's the only one that successfully got in area 51😮🤐

[@Baddieaddiegaming]

Plus the FBI wants your address and mine whoa

[@bigballsbee]

You Got This From Reaction Time

[@parkchimmin7913]

So he’s never eaten fruits, vegetables, and grains?

[@tcu1099]

24hours this made me laugh harder than it should have

[@CharlieHorse4363]

"I'm just not used to tasting anything that's from Earth" - Ryan is an alien, it's confirmed

[@delsinrowe2014]

Harley Quinn That makes so much fucking sense lol

[@russianname2986]

This guy consumes the light from the sun

[@Yumyum-yo6op]

@@russianname2986 😂

[@wack5142]

Ryan: I'm just not used to tasting anything that's from earth. Also Ryan: this tastes like a tree

[@manicmusician7672]

That pissed me off more than anything

[@sora1498]

only a white man would call a green bean "kind of spicy"

[@sincicalpvp9252]

Hes the CEO of white people lol.

[@Goated_Earl_Sweatshirt]

I'm white and I like green beans

[@Goated_Earl_Sweatshirt]

I'm extra Extra white

[@luvrboyaudio5225]

bruh his organs wilding after finally getting nourishment for the first time in 20 sumn years

[@evanhansen724]

1.4k likes and no comments except me xD

[@imdyingofdementai4207]

Evan Hansen and me😌

[@cgreeley3865]

Pijahum CLARK and me

[@Sam-tx4jz]

everybody dont gangsta till this dude gets punched in the face and forced to get nourishment

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

FIBER PARTY DAWG

[@bricktimeproductions1386]

Absolutely lost it at "eat the broccoli or no porn"

[@themax2848]

Brick Time Productions I ate a whole stem of broccoli after that

[@trulane8703]

A la creme De la black 😂😂

[@gods-xecutioner8088]

I would like your comment but it is at 696 which is just too perfect

[@abbykozak9439]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRspeeed]

I feel like this guy was so spoiled as a kid... From his childish attitude as an adult

[@bakedpancakes5054]

True but its most definitely fake

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

He's got that "sassy & snarky gay man" vibe going on. He probably thinks it's a quirky thing when in reality he comes off as an insufferable asshole. I can't stand people like this tbh.

[@falloutfr3ak]

@@ReiAnikaAyanami yeah im getting a Perez Hilton vibe of "I'm gay so I can be racist and annoying"

[@bakedpancakes5054]

@@ReiAnikaAyanami its not eve real bruh

[@johanna8932]

I kinda think it was the opposite.. you know not getting enough positive attention, then having to make up for that later on and also not knowing how to get positive attention. But that guy is just an actor.

[@astrangermagi]

Ryan is both the perfect example of privilege and why the earth is dying

[@thethingfromchernobyl7047]

What kind of privilege?

[@donadaverdade6230]

@@thethingfromchernobyl7047 dumb parents privilege?

[@astrangermagi]

@@thethingfromchernobyl7047 Living in a rich country where you have the possibility to avoid a whole food group privilege

[@astrangermagi]

@@donadaverdade6230 Living in a rich country where you have the possibility to avoid a whole food group

[@xgullafter9590]

If you included "white" before privilege, you would have triggered thousands of people good choice

[@dramaticScar]

"It TaStEs LiKe A tReE"... COMING FROM THE GUY THAT NEVER ATE FRUIT OR VEGETABLES... BUT SOMEHOW KNOWS THE TASTE OF A TREE

[@main3240]

ikr this dude on some when he said that crap

[@J4rpp]

Your comment actually got a laugh out of me 😁

[@strangerwithscience3597]

You have much to learn

[@animationboy1565]

😂

[@thedaze4345]

I laughed so hard

[@alyxice8191]

His skin looks so moist from all the bacon grease

[@based1714]

Indians, Japanese, Thai, Chinese, Australians (and every other culture with remotely spicy/tangy foods) have left the chat

[@jameskrupp7878]

Zucchini: Cucumber that gave up. Ryan: Human That gave up.

[@annabellewilson0101]

Next up: "Ryan wipes his own ass for the first time"

[@G-Nno]

Ewwww what is that brown stuff

[@ianhary1918]

deaaaaaad🤣

[@angie9098]

I'M DEAD

[@eyeballgrocery]

Then “this guy brushes his teeth for the first time”

[@nathanspuler2571]

Sorry just not for me

[@madeleinecaverly4251]

Cody’s unshakable loyalty to snap peas is honestly so heartwarming

[@macibergeron2071]

this is my comfort video... i have probably watched it a good 100 times

[@aren3113]

It physically hurts to look at that mans face

[@bella-tv1co]

I agree that cody's pretty ugly but you dont have to be rude about it smh

[@__megs__5407]

I feel sorry for whoever ends up with him

[@tiredzei]

The look of disappointment on Cody's face when Ryan said the green bean was spicy lol

[@dinospumoni663]

They avoided doing what would have been the only interesting part of the video: asking him how in the hell he went his whole life without ever eating a single fruit or vegetable.

[@jfat4]

My guess this is all made up. Its just not possible right? Heck, the majority of all baby food is some sort of blended vegetable.

[@XeresKyle]

Starting @07:22, That was the most riveting thing ever. I felt every emotion coursing through me. My eyes were opened! This was so profound and admirable! 10/10 IGN

[@wyatt8062]

Guy inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dioxide for the first time

[@MinimiMax]

"I don't really like the taste of oxygen. And it feels weird too, like it's going inside me. Gross." -Ryan

[@olivebranch7769]

"Is this air? I don't like it, it's too spicy."

[@firo6785]

It’s just fuckin childbirth lmao

[@XSunGlassLoverX]

Wow, can't wait to see Ryan drink water for the first time in the next video.

[@DiabolicalButler]

"OMG this waters sooo spicy!"

[@hannahdepover2506]

Really appreciate you doing videos like this so I can make fun of people without giving them views.

[@coltoncurlee2423]

Hannah DePover if you do end up clicking on videos like that you at least have the “dislike” function

[@GoshTasha]

That's exactly my thoughts!

[@dr.j7589]

You are the smartest person alive

[@joanblanche7509]

And by watching this doesn’t that indirectly give views

[@lilybutikofer7051]

IKR!!!!

[@laurenl22]

cody is so fucking amazing at conveying emotion and is so convincing with his reactions to stuff, idk why he doesn't have a show yet tbh

[@stevie2.0]

I can definitively say that this guy was never punished by his parents or yelled at by anyone because he's a twenty-something year old who's never eaten a vegetable and has the audacity to have an attitude with the director of the video

[@ElpSmith]

Right? He couldn’t even tell what a blueberry was in the previous video but goes “I know it’s a fucking grape. Thank you”.

[@MintyRainbow]

Pretty sure this one is an April fool's joke by BuzzFeed, but yeah definitely the first one dude needs to be smacked

[@novaleescout5838]

I can see him being the kid who refused to sleep in his own bed because he “missed his mommy” until a very late age u feel me

[@thatoneguykaboom7329]

he's OUr SpeCIAl LiTTLe bOi aND if yOu MEsS wiTH Him you'Ll DiE! Don't touCh OuR lITlle BAbY!

[@thatoneguykaboom7329]

he grew up a very spoiled kid

[@ainsleighdavidson]

ryan: “hey mom whats for dinner?” mom: “oh just some nice fresh..air” ryan: *breaths in deeply* “*WHY IS IT SPICY?!?!?!?!*”

[@Arcygenical]

Mmm, no offense to the comment - but he doesn't look like he gets much fresh air either, lol.

[@jakov4424]

Can I just say that for the first time means for the first time if his parents when he was baby didn't feed vegetables he won't probably survive

[@Matthew-ee7bp]

@@jakov4424 Godzilla had a stroke reading this.

[@auroradeister9314]

Woah fresh air?? Way too spicy for me, I think I’ll stick to my photosynthesizing, thanks

[@goldfishaddict4681]

Hi, I'm Ryan and I'll be auditioning for the role of three-year-old brat

[@roopz10]

Sorry you didn't get the role. Three-year-olds don't think celeries are spicy

[@Shizzy5321]

@@roopz10 I DO can I have the part

[@928boyzrk]

This is what happens when u don’t spank your kids. This guy is broken as a human. Thanks internet for making me feel better about myself

[@Kb_1319]

Goldfish Addict yes yes yes THANK YOU you are some of the things that are good about the world!

[@scottrainey2375]

@@928boyzrk that's not the correct takeaway from this video dude lol

[@mazzyg6186]

It “smells spicy” to him cuz his only experience with celery is hot wings

[@Eagr_Beaver]

This dude must think "Veggie Tales" is a horror movie

[@aizercul]

i actually laughed at that congratulations

[@kendallsmolen7466]

i literally just peed my pants laughing

[@Sam-tp5ky]

im cackling

[@andreascasillas1217]

Best comment, here, congratulations $

[@rachelshearer2322]

Ryan Watches VeggieTales For The First Time

[@karoe3502]

*eats green beans* Him:”...it has like a little spiciness to it.” Me: 👁👄👁

[@karmtheperson9510]

💀👄💀

[@Matasuh]

(👁👃👁)

[@KG-ql5qn]

Ryan seems like he tries to make drama out of everything

[@chelseaozanic92]

Kendra Gross he’s doing it on purpose. The videos are satire lol.

[@lunar..eclipse]

@@chelseaozanic92 he still fuckin suuucks

[@Rexoblu]

Kendra Gross I hate gays like this but I like the other gays that are funny in a gay way but I don’t fancy gays in romantic way, Are you following me ? GOOD.

[@lillyash186]

Yeah he seems like hes that one friend that starts drama all the damn time

[@vrajgandhi5371]

I want to see a future video called “Ryan eats grains” and “Ryan eats meat” for the first time just to really confuse people

[@nutnutnutnutnut]

👁👄👁 Is that a green bean ? 👁👄👁 Is that a cauliflower ? 👁👄👁 It tastes like a tree. 👁👄👁 I'm not used to tasting anything that's from Earth. 👁👅👁 *_sPiNaAaAaAaCh_*

[@redacte.d]

I CANT DUCNEIWBF BRETAGE

[@lailam4385]

FUCK LMAOSKSJS

[@chillx1539]

Where’s the nose

[@catherinecandy8919]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[@noe4354]

Hes so fucking stupid, i hate that dude

[@julieclark3768]

This proves that Cody's commentary can make anything watchable.

[@ladybuggames8162]

Breaking news: man dies of scurvy at 25 years of age

[@debadev2179]

Exactly

[@heitchgeeeeeee4870]

Good riddance

[@tankman2386]

next buzzfeed vid: RYAN TRIES AIR FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! Ryan: this smells spicy

[@fannypackmafia6779]

Ryan is the kind of coworker that isnt invited to get-to-gether's cause he'll cause a scene

[@melanicordova5629]

Nicholascalindro219 *Sees the fruit platter at a get-to-together* Ryan: OH MY- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? Co-worker: It’s a watermelon cube... Ryan: YOU FRICKIN FRICK. GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! I FEEL FUCKING VIOLATED YOU ASSHOLES!

[@KURRDA]

this is the whitest thing I’ve ever heard

[@nestorville8201]

Host: This is a casual get-together, no need to dress form- Ryan: I KNOW IT'S A CASUAL GET-TOGETHER!!!!!!!!

[@icravedeath7607]

Thicc doof art

[@erinw.9256]

He's the Virgie Tovar of people who are against fruits and veggies. Instead of it being a Cake-Related-Fatphobic-Incident, it's a Ryan-Against-Anything-Good-Incident.