Colbert Is America's Sexiest Male Celebrity | Luigi Mangione, Internet Star | Trump Noms Shill Pills

[@slothachunk]

The U.S. should save all health insurer CEOs and executives from future Luigis by enacting Universal Health Care for all Americans.

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

Unfortunately, we already know Americans and CEOs are not smart. Imagine an American CEO.

[@musicinggp]

I truly don't care if they are saved.

[@cosmicsquid]

Agreed, all Americans in all 36 American countries. MAGA is alive?

[@computingbee]

I got two notices today that two of the claims from my doctors were denied $1076 $492 I have been paying insurance for 20+ years and just recently started to regularly see doctors Between my employer and myself I pay on avg $400+ per month What is this nonsense and scam?

[@arcticgoddess]

​@@computingbeeDo enraging. Send them a spreadsheet totalling everything you paid, and ask why, when you've rarely had a claim. Act grumpy and ask for a manager!

[@Johnny-magpies]

Kimberley Guilfoyle to be Ambassador to Greece, an absolute insult to Greece.

[@belindared3389]

Wow , well , I don't think that !!!!

[@TurfSurf]

Greece is only one Turkey away from Syria, she is very lucky!

[@edwardmazur5774]

Qualified, her face is full of grease

[@mxmurphy]

an insult to any country...even our own

[@marcosolo6491]

True, but Junior wanted her as far as possible, and Greece being one of the few countries we can afford to insult without consequence, it was one of the smartest moves by Trump so far.

[@tomscott4438]

Somewhere Evie is both bursting with pride and bursting with uncontrollable laughter.

[@BettyVeronica2.0]

😂😂😂

[@matthew3136]

Evie is heavily invested in this website. I know it.

[@pennygleeson5029]

So yes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@j4byers]

Am I the only one who thinks that BetUS put him there because they "bet" he would talk about it and give them a ton of free exposure? Logically, since Colbert always makes People Magazines guy into a big thing every year, it would be a pretty reasonable wager that if he got wind of the BetUS thing he would talk about it.

[@Rocky-w5r]

Stephen colbert should not be celebrating a sexiest man list that has james corden in the top 5 😂

[@alyssasauder4809]

A guy who couldn't get away with murder killed a guy who could get away with murder,. Guess we have to compare the body counts from each to determine who the bad guy was.

[@duicic8541]

To quote a classic… „why not both?“

[@Marvinmartion]

That’s a pretty easy one!

[@jeank8061]

"When you're rich they let you do it."

[@sevresblue]

Right!

[@carmenmagana6114]

8p😊90😊😊

[@Leonaza7]

"When the rich rob the poor, it's called business. When the poor fight back, it's called violence." - Mark Twain

[@DaveTheeMan-wj2nk]

"It's treason then" - Anakin Skywalker.

[@nathansullivan4433]

“It’s treason then” - The Senate

[@BatmanSays]

When U do crime … u become president. ---USA

[@ThereIsNeverEnough]

when the poor cant fight back, it's called history...

[@notconvinced]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@photovincent]

“Do all Trump’s nominees want to destroy the agency they’re supposed to lead”? Yes, that is EXACTLY the idea.

[@GreatMindsThinkForLikes]

It parallels Trump being elected which initiated the country's self destruct sequence. I suppose the self destruct can be overridden, but in the next few years incompetent heads of government agencies can twist their failures into further proof that the agency they lead needs to be dismantled and the destruction will continue with popular support.

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

Just like the last time, but worse. Remember his EPA pick from last time?

[@LeoLover-l9e]

Just like dejoy 🙄

[@citizenlaw7159]

Destroy or clean the swamp? Get help for your TDS.

[@GreatMindsThinkForLikes]

@@citizenlaw7159 My local water district put in a new filtering system in part to deal with TDS/ total dissolved solids. The filtering system was possible because of a federal grant. Having competent people running government agencies with an understanding of how those agencies can work for the general good isn't the swamp. Of course a liar can call it the swamp and destroy an agency claiming they are draining the swamp when they are actually filling their own pockets and redirecting federal funds to individuals that will give them kickbacks, because there is always another lie to cover the previous lie and now the majority is willing to repeat the lies and ignore the consequences of those lies.

[@quinnftw7645]

Grifters. We've turned our government over to a bunch of god damn grifters.

[@Slo-ryde]

@@quinnftw7645 yep, we will soon be sleeping in the bed we made for ourselves.

[@gray3284]

I hate how people keep saying "we" like everyone voted for fascism, because I sure as fuck voted for Harris!

[@bewitched3912]

​@@gray3284I sure as fuck did also.

[@davidladjani108]

Again.

[@bobbarker1798]

Sure did!

[@Czarina888777]

Jury nullification is when the jury in a criminal trial gives a verdict of not guilty even though they think a defendant has broken the law. A hung jury is a jury that is unable to reach a unanimous verdict after extended deliberation, resulting in a new trial and potentially damaging the case. Both are legal in the US, but if you announce your intent to implement one of these outcomes during jury selection you will be rejected from serving on the jury. Spread the word.

[@5m0k3y9]

Remember O.J.

[@judydavis4715]

The judge isn't allowed to tell the jury about nullification

[@curanderoverde]

He's the sexiest man because for the last 10 years or so he's kept us alive through his humor

[@lauren_WI]

💯

[@KeepinItReal1313]

He’s a good looking guy as well though

[@Jeudaos]

facts

[@RealnoMis]

Sexiest man on a list where James Corden came third. I dont think personality, looks or humor were taken into account.

[@feelthejoy]

He’s also handsome. And compassionate. And he loves his wife.

[@samanthamariefreeman335]

How could we ever expect qualified candidates for the administration, when the person nominating them is absolutely UNQUALIFIED. DT is obviously NOT fully in command of his faculties.

[@stephenmcfarland2298]

Deny the lies. Defend the sick. Depose the tyrants.

[@1destinyslegacy]

Well said...

[@gogreen7794]

This was no downtrodden, uninsured factory worker who shot a man in the back.

[@KillerQueensRyche]

@@gogreen7794 ok and?

[@tehm-tpc]

@@gogreen7794 ♫ ...but it CAN be!!! ♫ Jury Nullification about to be the Word of the Year for 2025! "Does topping the list make me the sexiest man alive?" Nope! But apparently there's now a roadmap to being seen as the most popular and handsome HERO in the entire US. Good chance this guy walks scott free. Hell, good chance this guy's President in 2033 if he doesn't get drowned out by a better copycat soon! XD

[@roncatdog]

@@gogreen7794 Neither was the victim.

[@rimibchatterjee]

Courage is sexy. So is kindness.

[@rimibchatterjee]

Also having a pulse 😂

[@Merry-m4g]

I wish! He's already fighting extradition and pleading not guilty. Courage? He shot someone in the back with a silencer. He fled. He is anti-capitalist and was eating in a fast food joint. He's just a mess! I don't have a dog in this fight but to say he's got courage? I'd agree if he just let police get to him as soon as he shot. Or if he was now admitting to his guilt and standing up for what he believes. That is not courage... that's cowardice :/ If I saw him being dragged by police - as many other protesters that gave their life for their causes - while yelling and showing that he is aware he gave his life up for the greater good..... that would be courage. Not this lol

[@SomewhatSlightlyBored]

@@Merry-m4g They were talking about Colbert...

[@simplypositiveme]

Thissss!!!😊 Go Luigi!!!!!

[@Merry-m4g]

@@SomewhatSlightlyBored Meh. Even if it is, my point stands, I'm ok with it being in the wrong place. People can understand it - just like you did :)

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Universal Healthcare NOW

[@marcpeterson1092]

Yes, because using CAPITAL letters in KZbin comments is so effective.

[@LyonsM]

N0, not now. Dumpy is against everything that is for sane Americans. He only cares about MAGA as if we aren’t Americans.

[@poorthing]

I highly reccomend CAPS​@@marcpeterson1092

[@bewitched3912]

​@@marcpeterson1092 you triggered by caps, eh?? 😂

[@Alterragen-sg3od]

Wrong president was elected for that to even be considered.. they'll be too busy killing off what little healthcare we have..

[@cottonkittencandy]

hegseth's chest tattoo looks like he's posing for a third reich calendar

[@thisbushnell2012]

Looks like? That tat would make a nice lampshade, nicht wahr?

[@brenrenn8306]

That was most likely his idea at the time, this guy‘s mind is more than twisted

[@druski7896]

yeah when i first saw that i was like..they didn't seriously just overtly show off a nazi symbol as a chest tattoo did they? but nope. they did.

[@Wes-x9p]

Looks like the IRON Cross to me.

[@1withoutshadow]

The Iron Cross is a famous German military medal, the Nazi regime in Germany superimposed a swastika on the traditional medal. Neo-Nazis and other white supremacists adopted it as a hate symbol and it has been a commonly-used hate symbol ever since. Today, since it's been overused an Iron Cross in isolation cannot be determined to be a hate symbol. Care must therefore be used to correctly interpret this symbol in whatever context in which it may be found. So yeah... Third Reich Calendar

[@thedigitaldignitary]

"snitches get filet o'fishes" 😂 More like "snitches sleep with the filet o'fishes"

[@Cool-Tina]

Looked for this comment, didn't see it. Made the comment, scrolled down, saw it here. Scrolled up, deleted mine, came back to drop a 😅. 😅

[@UmmYeahOk]

Snitches get stitches. Unfortunately the claim was denied.

[@dmiller5765]

👏

[@SamuelLopez-j6c]

❤That Bro!😅😊

[@Marvinmartion]

Perfect!

[@winesap2]

Those white supremacist tattoos on Hegseths chest should disqualify him from serving in government but for the trump admin they are things to list on his resume.

[@karleedemmer]

Are they? I just assumed they were religious or tribal or something. I don't really know anything about that sort of thing.

[@Meirstein]

@@karleedemmer The one on his chest is a crusader cross. Generally not the best idea for someone dealing with a whole lot of Muslims.

[@jacobsimkins6346]

​@karleedemmer a cross in general? No. That one specifically? Absolutely yes. People forget the kkk was a religious christian extremist group who used the Bible to justify their crimes, and therefore imbued Christian imagery into their iconography and dog whistles. Disgusting, really

[@TribbleBot]

Health insurance companies hate this one simple trick

[@marcpeterson1092]

Quick! Tell me! I will click on anything! Here's all my personal information! Please empty my bank account!

[@xxdeviousv2]

Holy shit😂

[@saraloking5993]

😆Try not to laugh when you read this comment!

[@annehatter3319]

"Does he appoint people that want to dismantle the department they're put in charge of?" Obviously. Yes. Since the first day 1.

[@Jane-gt6ef]

Oh yes. T wants to control everyone and everything. If you eliminate those institutions, there is only an authoritarian ruler left. Or a tyrant.

[@pennygleeson5029]

I was gonna say Stephen, your sexiness lies in your intelligence, your humour, your gentleness, your clear adoration of your lovely wife - but you're pretty gorgeous even so 😎😎😎❤️❤️

[@sararichardson737]

And he dances beautifully❤

[@mariehernandez5878]

I would have voted for him!

[@thedramaqueen7]

💯

[@kittiecorner]

Truer words were never spoken. He is all that and more. Including, in the old days, a helluvan actor.

[@serinmarsh3447]

So agreed! Your humor , your kindness, your love and adoration of Evie is very adorable. This makes you super handsome!

[@Coffeemom420]

Luigi Mangione sparked a unified class consciousness!

[@bobbarker1798]

It is a class war.

[@Andrew_Waples]

​@@bobbarker1798Millionaire vs a Billionaire?

[@oulibemusic1257]

we know now about what to speak with magas

[@Hexadecimate]

He's the Guy Faux we needed 1:03 sympathy to the family 💖 losing a parent is never easy

[@Hexadecimate]

​@@Andrew_WaplesI'm Batman 😂 2:03 Luigi reminds me of Joker. Poor guy. KEEP THIS MAN SAFE 2:35 please 😂 you lotr nerd 2:58 big boy 💖

[@andrewbayada2475]

I wonder if Hegseth would be so bold as to stand encircled by 10,000 combat hardened women of the Ukraine & speak his mind! Hmmmmmmmm! 😊!

[@coleengoodell7523]

He was harrassing fellow female veterans when he was working for the so called non-profit veterans organization.

[@philipbranco9568]

Perhaps Sarah Cahill could give a piece of her mind. She's an Armed Forces of Ukraine spokeswoman, and an American-Ukrainian correspondent. Plus, she's a trans woman.

[@Surge1077]

Just a month ago he said women were4 unfit for combat. I doubt he's had a sudden Come To Jesus moment despite what he said on Fox the other day.

[@sarahjeannepeterson5536]

If I may add, Stephen is also a great actor!!! I will never forget the magnificent job he did on Law and Order!!! Bravo!!! 👏👌

[@kittiecorner]

One of my very favorite episodes. In fact I didn't even realize he was a comedian until I started watching him on this show, only a few years ago.

[@90sbaby4eva]

I’ve had a crush on Stephen for more than a decade… He’s smart, he’s talented, he’s hilarious, he’s kind and, yes, SEXY - what’s not to love? Only the fact that he’s happily taken and none of us simps have a shot. I think I fell for his comedic persona on the ‘Colbert Report’ (I think it was the eyebrows 😂) so not actually him, and it took me a while to move on from that iteration of Stephen. But I found my way back. Now my crushy feelings have turned to straight-up respect and admiration for how good he is at what he does. I didn’t watch him during the first Trump administration, but I know a lot of people got through that time with him laughing them through it. I have a feeling his work will come to be that much more important to us all over the next four years at least. Our guy is not only sexy AF, he’s a pillar of our society. Love you, Stephen. ❤

[@karolawatches]

Evie’s always smiling!

[@annmarieholland4242]

I AGREE!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ HE IS VERY SEXY!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@jimmurphy834]

Get a life.

[@JoshJones-37334]

@ take yours anytime. Here, kitty kitty

[@anthonyrichardson343]

Look at Louis dejoy ,he has destroyed the post office while raising postage 6 times in 4 yrs and giving himself 2 raises

[@kittiecorner]

Did you see him covering his ears like a little kid going "Nyah nyah nyah!" at the hearing? I think he actually said, "I can't hear you!"

[@LindaSafley-g1o]

Dear Stephan: Thanks for your Humour, because I am worried about everything, why, because the nation headed for fascists, been so sick over, what has happen, God help us all!

[@sagebutterfly2]

This is exactly what I was going to write. Let's do our best to trust.... I know it's not easy BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OF US ON THE SIDE OF GOOD!!! (And truthfully, it pisses me off that THAT guy can even begin to steal my inner peace.)

[@cosmicsquid]

In God We Trust so far so good. MAGA is here?

[@mikehennessy6766]

if you are worried about every thing. watching this fear mongering hysteria isnt going to help

[@Slo-ryde]

God has given people free will to choose between good and evil. Sadly we have chosen evil; and so we will soon sleep in the bed we made for ourselves.

[@ArtFlowersBeeze8815]

We all worry. The president elect is already insulting us in Canada.

[@andybolfert2277]

Officer Frye is unable to give a press conference at this time. He is on sick leave due to a fractured McRib.

[@christinevr7698]

🎉😂😂😂🎯🏆🥇

[@joborison9764]

Omg I laughed way too hard at that.

[@ninabishop8634]

Hegseth is unqualified. Period, period, period.

[@Missunderstood103]

Hegseth is below unqualified.

[@dallasoleary187]

But that makes him perfect for the job. DOD is the most wasteful cabinet department. If Congress (or Musk & Vivek) hates him or thinks he's laughable, maybe, just maybe, they'll stop giving his department so much money.

[@bunyipdragon9499]

He couldn't run a non-profit with only 5 staff (one of the no profit vet charities he was in charge of) so he doesn't have a hope of running the entire military, except to do what he does best -- syphon off any funds going spare 😂

[@jenniferneedham5514]

They all are.

[@Surge1077]

And Hegseth will NEVER be qualified for that job. But I bet Republicans still confirm him nonetheless. Elections can have unfortunate consequences, and we're about to experience a whole slew of those unfortunately consequences.....

[@akadayana]

My husband every time I’m watching this show….”oh you’re watching your boyfriend?!” lol 😂 😅 (of course he’s always kidding, but I’m always like “yeah”.)

[@angelezebuiro9676]

I wonder how Evie reacted to this announcement?🤔😏. Good for you, Stephen. Intelligence and humor make you sexy.❤😂🔥

[@LeftCoastStephen]

She might have been behind it. But I doubt it😉😂 Edit I would really, REALLY like to see her reaction.

[@SilverAuntie]

And that impish twinkle in his eye!😉

[@MySkyflyer]

She's been on the show and seems like she would be the one behind it. 😂😂

[@bewitched3912]

I can't argue against that!

[@Rocky-w5r]

Stephen colbert should not be celebrating a sexiest man list that has james corden in the top 5 😂

[@spicyirwin5835]

Great monologue! Thx Writers🥳🤣😅🤣🥳

[@DoubleGoat9Cap-Gem-Sag]

Pete Hegseth says he will quit drinking once he gets the position (and not one moment sooner 😝). And I am surprised he hasn't just chalked up all of his past controversial statements by, "Well, I was drunk when I said that." Especially when you had your own mother go on a full-blown rant about how bad your drinking and womanizing has been.

[@sharonpeterson896]

Next his Mama will be campaigning for him to get a parade or maybe posters everywhere extolling his virtues like JD's mama is doing.

[@SmellyBones]

If he stops drinking, we can stop worrying about the drinking and continue to worry about the permanent brain damage from the previous drinking.

[@paulrandig]

If we ever needed the joy-bringing sound of Evie laughing in the background - this would have been the perfect opportunity!

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show stephen colbert

[@dionysuslevin9222]

Haha love you Stephen, you got my vote! Thanks for a great episode! 👍

[@lga9046]

We are kept scared, uncertain, uninsured, and powerless to fight it. BY DESIGN. THAT's why there's this response. On top of that we are scolded for wanting better, for cheering the message way up the ranks... GET IN TOUCH WITH AMERICA! We absolutely know corporations have bought & sold our entire existence! And the best we get is a scolding.

[@MySkyflyer]

Bot

[@bettyjones113]

Abolish Citizens United. Get heritage project out of government. Make sure 1954 Johnson Amendment is not repealed. Important. Notify your Congress people.

[@bobbarker1798]

Well said! Sad world.

[@jimmurphy834]

The same people you are bitching about control the government, the food you eat, the tv propaganda you so readily gobble up and your music. Wake TF up

[@graciewhite8108]

The Literal Irony to everything you commented is: Colbert, Kimmel etc. Represent the opinions and objectives of their Corporate employers. They are Corporate mouth pieces to the entity that writes their pay check.

[@TheRogueWolf]

"Do all of Trump's nominees want to destroy the agency they're going to lead?" Yes. Yes, they do.

[@ecamp6360]

I seriously thought "Officer Fry" was a joke, until I saw it on LSSC. Thank you for real news.

[@vintagethings9187]

Overseen by Detective Broil!

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump told his personal physician: "Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

[@Stoicisbetter]

That sounds like a Groucho Marx one!

[@saraloking5993]

Boomboom! 🥁

[@utopianna]

Well, let me put it this way, Stephen, you are the last man I look at after I go to bed each night.

[@macareuxmoine]

Giggle 🤭 here in Germany he’s the sexy guy I wake up with every morning 😊

[@MsWarriordiva]

"Before you go to sleep".

[@SilverAuntie]

Yep, I can't go to sleep until I see your smiling face. Somehow, you make the day seem less horrible and gives me and my family hope that, maybe, we can all get through these next four years, with some semblance of sanity surviving, despite Donnie and his mindless minions. And, have you noticed that, when people speak out against Donnie, they are invited to visit him at Mar-a-lago. When they leave, they have, suddenly, done a 180, and are in total support of Donnie and his crazy ideas. It really reminds me of Invasion of the Body Snatchers! What we then see are the mindless clones that have no independent thought, only acting on direction of the Collective, otherwise known as MAGA. (I know, my imagination runs wild sometimes!) 😂😂😂

[@thomasbraeking6225]

@@SilverAuntie Not that wild. LOTS of people have agreed to do heinous things for money.

[@mayflowerkid4422]

lol

[@artel6225]

Never disappointed 😂😂😂pudding pills… team Colbert, really😂😂😂 I laughed so hard🤣🤣OMG…

[@NediSafa]

You are also the most likable celebrity!

[@mateonoctis3114]

That's not just "a protester", that's Laura Loomer. Probably the only time Billy Long has been likable in his entire life, and it was against the lunatic that advises Donald Trump. There's no escaping the black hole of awfulness that is the current GOP.

[@jalabi99]

6:09 "Snitches get to sleep with the Filets o'Fishes" was right there, man

[@chrisrj9871]

"get the Filet o'Fishes" can still mean "get to sleep with..." if you say it differently in your head.

[@JerseyfreshXx]

After the gunman was arrested by officer Frye, he was turned over to Mayor McCheese for sentencing 😂

[@saraloking5993]

Is Officer Frye the one who arrested The Hamburgler?

[@peacelove2.0.69]

Fasten your seatbelts, January's coming fast

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Yeah let's get ready

[@ryanolson8879]

scary times are coming

[@SilverAuntie]

To paraphrase Bette Davis, "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy four years."

[@HiroJJ94]

@@SilverAuntie >four years you guys are so optimistic lmao

[@MaNazar-t6c]

@@HiroJJ94 My thoughts exactly. The lunatic intends to stay till he dies and then give it to one of his favorite children. I still think that will be his mistress Ivanka.

[@Cliffton-h6o]

Cannot believe that Officer Frye line solicited my nonstop laughter...I mean I just couldn't stop laughing...The world is stressful right now 😂

[@Opus313]

This is where the rubber hits the road and we find out how strong the country is... can it survive Donnie Demento's Lunatic Show?

[@ArtFlowersBeeze8815]

Not just your country...the nice people to the north may have to go all Karate Kid on the bully.

[@bewitched3912]

Jesus Christ.. I hope so

[@KoroaWasTaken]

@@ArtFlowersBeeze8815 ...and do what exactly lol

[@bobbarker1798]

It's too late. The people have voted.

[@CarRamRod-i9o]

@KoroaWasTaken whatever it takes

[@mlowe7245]

Congrats Colbert!

[@jimfleming3975]

Yes. Mr. Eye Candy, North America, 5 years running.

[@jeanielowe3246]

"Principal Bullfrog" 😂😂

[@followsuittrading]

My nightly medicine

[@Jayluvlee87]

Same

[@CapnPink28]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That heckler as Laura Loomer!!! That was funny as fuck!

[@lbednaz]

The White House is turning into QVC central!

[@bobbarker1798]

He monetizes everything. We are the material world

[@CrestoneMountains]

yep, I wouldn't be surprised at anything he changes - heck, I could see them start charging to tour the WH!

[@screechingwind114]

Surprised the Song Material Girl was not 45s Theme Song at Rallies.

[@Marvinmartion]

Jesus that’s it! Good one!

[@DuaneJeffers]

That protestor that Billy Long did the auction house voice with? President-Elect Trump’s inner circle, Laura Loomer.

[@NewMessage]

"Pudding pills? Why didn't I think of that!" -Bill Cosby

[@christinevr7698]

😂😂😂

[@maryjane9299]

hahaha

[@WideAsleep22]

isn't this heckler freaking Laura Loomer? That's a damn Trumper there!

[@b-dub6865]

“This is kind of a sexy monologue.”😂😂😂

[@fortunatefantasy]

So, the tattoo, and no comment? I must live under a rock.

[@dafttool]

He’s covered in White Supremacist tattoos. He also wants to get rid of women & transgenders from the military, but wants the military to keep its White Supremacists

[@deborahkirwin3329]

OMG......Dr Colbert What would we do without you.

[@DanaWhitten]

I love you, Stephen! You're pretty much the only one who makes me laugh...😂🎉

[@Chris-pn2iy]

But Stephen, you do deserve People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

[@artemiomarifosque7927]

Advanced Merry Christmas & Happy 2025, Steve & Evie! God bless your family & The Late Show forever!!

[@charlesmartin1121]

Time (Worst) Person of the Year...Donald Trump.

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

...only the year??

[@angelamoordigian-to8gy]

All the time

[@thisbushnell2012]

Since his debut at kindergarten.

[@sportynlife]

Nearly spit drink on my keyboard at the Hegseth jabs. DAMN YOU STEPHEN COLBERT! You owe me big time!

[@MichaelDeanBagron]

Kash Patel looks like he's Charlie Manson's son

[@bobbarker1798]

True!

[@Marvinmartion]

I think he is!!

[@vivianjones9749]

Oh shite 😅😅😅😅😅

[@bassest4]

I love Stephen Colbert funny but speaking Truth.

[@housevil2]

BetUSA knows how to get free advertising.

[@sourisvoleur4854]

I'm remembering a certain incident with Miracle Whip...

[@gray3284]

It's brilliant and also one of my first thoughts, but as someone who's been on tumblr for over a decade, one thing I know for sure is that women love average looking middle aged men in general, but *especially* if there's an even half pleasant voice attached.

[@bewitched3912]

​@@gray3284and a sense of humor

[@bewitched3912]

​@@sourisvoleur4854ooh la la!

[@m4g.st3r]

Yes, and The Late Show fell for it, nice bet!

[@colorbugoriginals4457]

"too healthy for FDA approval" 😅😭

[@moonstoneway2694]

Yes they has named the right guy! 👏👏👏

[@Marvinmartion]

I really want to be one of the jurors in the Luigi trial! He’s my hero!

[@PhilipDeLamarter]

I hope you and other gay men pack that jury box!

[@graffic13]

Hegseth looks like he does pay gorn!!

[@MrPhillip2]

I know, right? Fascist pay gorn, they’ll like him in prison.

[@michellewall6748]

He probably does….😂😂😂😂😂

[@charleslord2433]

Stephen is a national treasure

[@michaelginever732]

Arrested at a McDonalds by officer Frye. The jokes write themselves.

[@MrPhillip2]

You want Fryes with that? How was that not said?

[@themadinspector]

And his K9, "Spud." 😆

[@Jenan_Tahnik]

"Do all of Trump's nominees want to destroy the agency they're going to lead?" -- Yes, Stephen... That's very much the point.

[@goodtohaveinajam8148]

We've never even seen your abs! You won on chutzpah alone!

[@roncatdog]

Actually not... I once saw Colbert doing a long string of push-ups. For an old man he's ripped!

[@arlenesobhani8739]

No doubt the prosecuting attorney will be Hamilton Burger.

[@carleenmulloy481]

Congratulations 🎉 Stephan Colbert ❤

[@MrKongsMom]

I’m so glad you won the sexy award Stephen. Well deserved 🎉

[@Godfree1212]

Luigi for president. Why not at least he represents the majority. Unlike are current criminal.

[@roncatdog]

That's the epitome of irony. I would vote for him too. Hey, maybe Biden will pre-pardon him!

[@davidcurrie8962]

Maybe you stop and wonder why you lost so heavily to a criminal. Maybe it is just because you lot are all that bad.

[@questionmaker5666]

His experience of pain is representative of many, despite his family's wealth. Sadly, his actions don't seem stable enough for leadership. Likely caused by something to do with health insurance.

[@nancychandler367]

Suffering from pain and the denial of Insurance is definitely the Majority. Pain does not discriminate.

[@duicic8541]

At this point, US elections are increasingly about „will kill the people we want dead“, so this would be very much in character. Maybe take a step back though and ask yourself if that is a good thing.

[@helenswan705]

Love it, what a relief from politics. Nothing sexier than a clearly happily married man, do I mean sexy or do I mean lovable, I don't care.

[@lakshmivaradarajan7477]

Go Stephen!! America's nerdiest Grandpa !!

[@cosmicsquid]

In North, Central, and South America. God bless MAGA.

[@roncatdog]

@@cosmicsquid Oh, no! God has something else in mind for them.

[@cosmicsquid]

@@roncatdog "Oh, no!" Good luck with your God. In MAGA We Trust.

[@acciousername6776]

​@@cosmicsquid you people cry when you lose, you people cry when you win 🙄

[@bewitched3912]

​@@cosmicsquidyour MAGGOTS are going to eat you alive. Those aren't "cat lips" lady

[@jonathancineus6424]

😳 “Snitches get Filet-o-fishes” was a good one. 😂

[@3peanpod]

Your brain is one sexy organ. 😂

[@ErikLeed]

Aha😂😊hah

[@billmcdonough8616]

The finger circle on the lid at the very end was perfect! Wet on a crystal glass to make it sing. I felt like he feeds my own humor to me

[@that1pdxguy]

How many Billionaires on Dingus Cons Admin? 20, so far...plenty Millionaires too!

[@dianevanweelie5233]

And they're going to fight fight fight for everyday Americans - not.

[@skippykaufman4436]

@@dianevanweelie5233And to make us really nauseated, The First Wife To Be is selling little, glitzy decor thingies at $90. a pop. She designed them her very own self. Be best.

[@laurahoward5426]

Trump.cooks fries at McDonald's, Luigi is caught eating a hasbrown .....coincidence? I don't think so

[@7h3unkn0wn5]

You won the competition "I don't understand 4" "please give me 3" Congratulations 🎉 👏🎉

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

They absolutely got that one right 😂 You sexy thing 😂

[@AshabulYaminDreySquad]

Good day from Indonesia, guys 🇮🇩

[@Jayluvlee87]

Hello

[@musicinggp]

Selamat, Indonesia...thanks for dropping by! I hope your holidays are filled with good people, good food, and good times!

[@themadinspector]

Teremah kesih. Wa Salam.

[@kristabowers6725]

Ironic that the ad that popped up when Stephen was talking about Luigi, "The Adjustor," was for affordable Healthcare 😂

[@mthesse]

Gooooooood morning from Germany….❤❤❤

[@Jayluvlee87]

Good morning

[@SilverAuntie]

Good morning to you, too. It's just after midnight here in the US.😊 Just wondering-- If this country goes belly up, can I come live with you? Just Joking! (I think)😳☹️😢

[@bobbarker1798]

Not good here.

[@katiesmith2447]

I did the voice in my head 😊

[@TheTopher228]

That was Laura Loomer that the auctioneer forced out

[@Littlefluffysatan]

As a chemist who works in pharma and answer of Size 1 capsules is actually quite informative.

[@susanprice3377]

Yes, to pharmacists and pharm techs. Not to most folks, tho.

[@cynthiakammann7368]

Contrary to some strongly held opinions, good guys are sexy.

[@dilmeral]

To me Stephen Colbert is the sexiest because he loves his wife and family ❤❤❤

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

"I am sexier than you, and that's the way it is." Mic drop. Peace out.

[@vickiewade8445]

This was hilarious! I need the humor right now more than ever. Thank you Stephen Colbert! 😂❤

[@LeonelLimon-nj7tu]

The Funniest and Handsomest Man in the World #1

[@kevinmoloney4968]

Your so Humble Steve. Your certainly the Funniest. I bet US that I'm right.

[@PippisMom]

OI, it's Stephen!❤🥂