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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Күн бұрын

President Trump showed no humanity when suggesting the U.S. should forcibly relocate every resident of Gaza, the CIA and FBI are purging their ranks at the behest of the Trump administration, and a fast food brand is bringing back a problematic mascot that probably should have stayed retired.
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@michaellombardi1620
@michaellombardi1620 5 күн бұрын
New levels of madness unlike ever before, each and every day
@marniekilbourne608
@marniekilbourne608 5 күн бұрын
No shit. You expected something else?
@cassiepittman1489
@cassiepittman1489 5 күн бұрын
I know,right? 🫣What in the duck is going to happen tomorrow ?✌️💙🤓
@josvercaemer264
@josvercaemer264 5 күн бұрын
his brain is cooked
@Autistic_Internet_Slap_Fights
@Autistic_Internet_Slap_Fights 5 күн бұрын
Didn’t he say he’d nuke Iran if he got issasinated?
@bfgivmfith
@bfgivmfith 5 күн бұрын
I take life one day at a time. I work, run a farm, rescue animals, I sleep well at night, until the first-time trump was elected. Then I realized that America was needy and stupid and easily manipulated thanks to reality TV shows. Then there was January 6th. That was as upsetting to me as 9/11. And here we are again only now with an emboldened wannabe puppet dictator that could care less about America, or the World. Congratulations America, for undoing everything our people before us literally fought to protect! Go steal things to promote your way of surviving while living in your Mother's basement and playing video games. You have the world at your fingertips, and you are too stupid to know what to do with it. Other than be a sheep! A frightened dipshit one at that.
@BennettKunert
@BennettKunert 5 күн бұрын
A warning to Contractors thinking of working with Trump to Rebuild Gaza, Trump does not pay his Contractors.
@coralieelliott2076
@coralieelliott2076 4 күн бұрын
he plans to use the us army
@elgonzo7239
@elgonzo7239 4 күн бұрын
Sure, Trump will not pay the the contractors. But the domesticated tax payers will...
@Joann-i5t
@Joann-i5t 4 күн бұрын
Trump son in law Jared Kushner is the billionaire real estate developer who will do it.
@BennettKunert
@BennettKunert 4 күн бұрын
@@Joann-i5t Jared is a Billionaire is from the money the Saudis gave him.
@Woosaidthat
@Woosaidthat 4 күн бұрын
He’s using your tax money honey. He’s not using his own money- as always.
@codewyzer
@codewyzer 5 күн бұрын
If you wondered what it felt like to live in 1938... here ya go.
@ghost97915
@ghost97915 4 күн бұрын
Except this time the bad guy is in charge of the worlds most powerful military.. oh wait
@anaos1004
@anaos1004 4 күн бұрын
More like 1492
@fraudbuster1456
@fraudbuster1456 4 күн бұрын
This time, Hitler has nukes.
@jenniferhawkins9020
@jenniferhawkins9020 4 күн бұрын
1929 and 1939 rolled into one...and the one us us!
@heatherholzhaus7013
@heatherholzhaus7013 4 күн бұрын
Yeah, but they're too distracted by their phones to realize
@EyeOvdaTiger
@EyeOvdaTiger 19 сағат бұрын
Thank you for speaking out against the madness and for your humanity 🙏 May God protect Gaza and the world from insane dictators and evil S.O. B's
@Bad1989Blood
@Bad1989Blood 4 сағат бұрын
As a Moroccan whose country Trump proposed to relocate Gazans to. I say keep your president in check or this will go out of hand!!! Morocco has nothing to do with Gaza!!! we’re northern African, our neighbors are the killer whales in The Atlantic ocean!!! Keep us the hell out of this!!!!!
@DorothyDevonald
@DorothyDevonald 5 күн бұрын
He is insane. Your poor country. Thank you for passion. Love and support from Wales. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
@eileenm6652
@eileenm6652 5 күн бұрын
Can I move in with you? I'm a great cook, gardener, fisherwoman, pet caregiver . funny, literate, what else you need?? HELP!!!!!
@fuzzyspackage
@fuzzyspackage 5 күн бұрын
🤣🫡🫶😈🛸🇬🇧
@CynthiaJohnsonAcj
@CynthiaJohnsonAcj 5 күн бұрын
😢 Thank you.
@CynthiaJohnsonAcj
@CynthiaJohnsonAcj 5 күн бұрын
​@eileenm6652 No! Me first!
@clarktooncrossing3975
@clarktooncrossing3975 5 күн бұрын
Apologies in advance for whenever that orange idiot starts shouting about your country. He seems to love babbling insane nonsense at every other country.
@user-ns5mt4oo1i
@user-ns5mt4oo1i 5 күн бұрын
Canada here, so far your angry orange wants Greenland, Panama, Canada, and now Gaza… Canada stands united against your Orange-utan! 🇨🇦
@ktbiwk
@ktbiwk 5 күн бұрын
Orangeutan 🤣 That's brilliant 👏
@Izzy-x8p4p
@Izzy-x8p4p 5 күн бұрын
Have anything against Mexico?
@dorettasdozen8537
@dorettasdozen8537 5 күн бұрын
Please stand united with the average American. We appreciate you.
@EvilscooterKitty
@EvilscooterKitty 5 күн бұрын
As an American, I apologize.
@humanandrade1537
@humanandrade1537 5 күн бұрын
Hello from Boston
@CRASH.CORNER
@CRASH.CORNER 4 күн бұрын
It’s honestly terrifying to watch history repeat itself. The patterns are right there, but too many people choose to ignore them. Speaking up is the only way to prevent even worse outcomes. Keep shedding light on the truth! 🔥🗣
@stephenm3470
@stephenm3470 4 күн бұрын
Speaking up? We spoke up during the last term and it didn't matter.
@pgc6290
@pgc6290 4 күн бұрын
Exactly, people and influencers especially need to speak the f up.
@pgc6290
@pgc6290 4 күн бұрын
​@@stephenm3470well he lost so it did. I mean, he cant run again now but atleast we can hope that a lot of the hate would be directed towards the republican party too.
@SandraRanson-w7l
@SandraRanson-w7l 4 күн бұрын
Too many people choose keep their eyes closed as long as it did not affect them. Eventually it did. but it was too late.
@stephenm3470
@stephenm3470 4 күн бұрын
@@pgc6290 they love what's happening. You're nuts if think trump leaves after 4 years.
@Sage2000
@Sage2000 2 күн бұрын
USA, my friends, never, ever again, open your mouths about other countries institutions and democracy.
@intelligencia-r9z
@intelligencia-r9z 2 күн бұрын
👍🎯👍 🇪🇺
@John-c8z1d
@John-c8z1d Күн бұрын
Agreed 💯
@pnpgutterfold
@pnpgutterfold Күн бұрын
Depends. Other democracies? You're right; we have no right! Non-democracies? We're still better. USA is in dire need of help, but it's not YET Russia or China (but we are a FAR Cry from Europe for sure).
@lkix8010
@lkix8010 Күн бұрын
What's funny is that they still will and Israel will keep calling themselves the most moral army in the world 😂
@Sage2000
@Sage2000 Күн бұрын
@@pnpgutterfold no, dude, you dont. By the way, when will you guys say something about the Saudie Arabia for example? Literaly not a democracy, and you love them.
@Izzy-x8p4p
@Izzy-x8p4p 5 күн бұрын
So embarrassing Netanyahu trump and Musk I can barely tell them apartheid
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 5 күн бұрын
Funny!
@C-Ra
@C-Ra 5 күн бұрын
😂
@craigscott6975
@craigscott6975 5 күн бұрын
AND my Bingo card has all 3 being wanted by the Haig, by the end of 2025
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 5 күн бұрын
@@craigscott6975 With Jack Smith as prosecutor!
@lizledbitter6711
@lizledbitter6711 5 күн бұрын
@@craigscott6975 Hague. And it's ColOmbia.
@helenpaton4245
@helenpaton4245 5 күн бұрын
As an Australian I am nauseated every day Trump opens his vile mouth.
@LoudandClearChastity
@LoudandClearChastity 5 күн бұрын
It could be worse if Dutton gets elected. Let's hope not. One Trump is enough!
@mar11b
@mar11b 5 күн бұрын
Let's hope all Aussies watch n learn from USAs predicament. It's scary we have a right wing like Dutton even existing.
@LoudandClearChastity
@LoudandClearChastity 5 күн бұрын
@@mar11b yes, right wingers exist and have always existed. Sir Robert Menzies wanted to bring in a White Australia policy. The public voted "no" in a referendum and Sir Robert lost the election. Australians are a lot more politically savvy than Americans. 30% and more of Americans have the literacy level of a 5th grader. They don't read! No critical thinking skills.
@rohieram724
@rohieram724 5 күн бұрын
One doesn't have to be Australian to have that feeling!
@Stoicisbetter
@Stoicisbetter 5 күн бұрын
Thank you, Rupert Murdoch.
@JillJones-z4k
@JillJones-z4k 5 күн бұрын
Humor is a buffer to lunacy. Thanks Steve and thanks to your team.
@jesse76th96
@jesse76th96 4 күн бұрын
Ain't nothing funny about what trump is doing
@AdrianBoyko
@AdrianBoyko 4 күн бұрын
We probably shouldn’t be buffering ourselves at this point
@skippykaufman4436
@skippykaufman4436 4 күн бұрын
@E.d.M-y1nWhy not watch what you find funny? Why you here?
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 4 күн бұрын
Its a fine line between laughing hysterically in despair at the horror and laughing at simple absurdity. We're far, far past simply absurd.
@David-vi9jq
@David-vi9jq 4 күн бұрын
If the garbage this clown was funny, perhaps. He sounds like a broken record. All bread he makes is about his man-love obsession. Sad
@MsCuriousturtle
@MsCuriousturtle Күн бұрын
Netanyahu is smirking - you can tell what he thinks of Trump!
@Bad1989Blood
@Bad1989Blood 4 сағат бұрын
As a Moroccan whose country Trump proposed to relocate Gazans to. I say keep your president in check or this will go out of hand!!! Morocco has nothing to do with Gaza!!! we’re northern African, our neighbors are the killer whales in The Atlantic ocean!!! Keep us the hell out of this!!!!!
@luisdauajare4842
@luisdauajare4842 5 күн бұрын
Dear Americans. Mock him as much as you want, but do something about it, while you still can.
@bowi1332
@bowi1332 5 күн бұрын
THIS
@PinkUrbanOasis
@PinkUrbanOasis 5 күн бұрын
I second that from EU!
@steveconn
@steveconn 5 күн бұрын
Mid terms mid terms mid terms
@lindao7887
@lindao7887 5 күн бұрын
And what is there to do? All my reps and governor are tRump wannabe facsists in a red state of Florida - so what's next for me to do? I'm 73 and retired. I'm serious!
@whoaskedforthisbs
@whoaskedforthisbs 5 күн бұрын
We fucked it up! We absolutely cannot now.
@TheWtfanime
@TheWtfanime 5 күн бұрын
Atrocity Or Distraction? It's both, and don't forget unconstitutional
@emilymurphy4995
@emilymurphy4995 5 күн бұрын
@@TheWtfanime I was so relieved when you said “both” because have you seen some congresspeople boiling this down to plain distraction? It’s insane
@baa9223
@baa9223 5 күн бұрын
This administration is turning the constitution into toilet paper
@robertcringle4865
@robertcringle4865 5 күн бұрын
And also a crime against humanity.
@CarrieLovesLife.
@CarrieLovesLife. 5 күн бұрын
@@emilymurphy4995the problem with ‘it’s only a distraction’, is that just SAYING it, raises the threat of terrorism against Americans at home and abroad. Actions have consequences. Meanwhile, the FBI and CIA are being gutted, and traitors being put in charge. So, good luck to us.
@joanfrellburg4901
@joanfrellburg4901 5 күн бұрын
Those LSD burgers are starting to have an impact on his decision making. :-)
@seneca132
@seneca132 5 күн бұрын
"He's acting like a king because he's too weak [immoral and unintelligent] to govern like a president. Don't believe him." Ezra Klein
@tonycarter4862
@tonycarter4862 5 күн бұрын
Not a king, a wannabe dictator like the ones he has perfect relations and letters with!
@vickyhanson7307
@vickyhanson7307 5 күн бұрын
No believe him
@eileenhammer468
@eileenhammer468 5 күн бұрын
insecure, unknowledgeable
@8arrows
@8arrows 5 күн бұрын
King Con
@HayTatsuko
@HayTatsuko 5 күн бұрын
Thank you for this. Ezra's video "Don't Believe Him" should be essential watching for everyone who is dismayed about the current state of the Federal Government and its feckless leader.
@justinekowinsky7267
@justinekowinsky7267 4 күн бұрын
Seriously. My favorite way to get news. Thank you, Mr. Colbert!!!
@bdell519
@bdell519 5 күн бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one feeling like screaming 😂
@deborahbarnes6741
@deborahbarnes6741 5 күн бұрын
I channeled some of my anger into calling my Rep & Senators today. Answering machines for both Senators & a staffer at the Rep's office. Made sure they were clear that I felt musk needs to keep his hands out of our government databases.
@offplanet740
@offplanet740 5 күн бұрын
I literally screamed out GAAAH! the other day... Felt really good 😂
@LoisMillar
@LoisMillar 5 күн бұрын
​@@deborahbarnes6741❤Thk U friend 😊
@virginiaf.5764
@virginiaf.5764 4 күн бұрын
I'm over-dosing on cat videos.
@elgonzo7239
@elgonzo7239 4 күн бұрын
The hot new trend of 2025: Screaming at your smartphone while frantically swiping TikTok...
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 5 күн бұрын
I’ve never been so thankful for Stephen and his writers. Thank you for keeping us sane during insane times.
@tammywilks8782
@tammywilks8782 5 күн бұрын
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 5 күн бұрын
Til they get relocated to Gitmo along with Jimmy Kimmel!
@munnieoslo
@munnieoslo 5 күн бұрын
Better late than ever eh Stephen?!
@LateNightwithStudBuyers
@LateNightwithStudBuyers 5 күн бұрын
I'll be thankful if they actually start focusing on the right stories, and not making jokes about how yeah, we are disrespecting you by making jokes about how we could still be funny, while being honest in how we cover topics, lol
@MrsProud2002
@MrsProud2002 5 күн бұрын
Surprise they touched this topic, they were real quiet for 15 months when bibi was carrying out ethnic cleansing, is it bad now when trump wants to do that just became it’s trump?
@CarlosGuzmanjp
@CarlosGuzmanjp 5 күн бұрын
America, the world is watching you. Never forget.
@danbh84
@danbh84 5 күн бұрын
Yup and its great
@meezanone
@meezanone 5 күн бұрын
Yes and it is bigger and better than a Hollywood film.
@michaeljohnangel6359
@michaeljohnangel6359 5 күн бұрын
@@meezanone Yes, a tragic film with an unhappy ending.
@theresas14
@theresas14 5 күн бұрын
Never forget
@blackroseamor
@blackroseamor 5 күн бұрын
@@meezanoneit’s more like a daytime soap opera where every twist or surprising thing is somehow worse than the last and somehow never ends 😅
@vgfder7831
@vgfder7831 Күн бұрын
Carnival Cruise of WAR CRIMES
@lilianevanbel3123
@lilianevanbel3123 5 күн бұрын
People have been institutionalised for much, much, much less!😱🇧🇪
@CRASH.CORNER
@CRASH.CORNER 4 күн бұрын
Absolutely! People have faced serious consequences for far less. The double standards are becoming impossible to ignore. 🤯
@dickseevens8099
@dickseevens8099 4 күн бұрын
@@CRASH.CORNER Double standards are the new standard in US.
@ToEuropa
@ToEuropa 4 күн бұрын
Unfortunately, Republicans in congress have self-neutered and are in the process of spinelessly handing all congressional powers to Trump, either out of craven cowardice or the hope of a pat on the head from their criminal president.
@twolegsnotail
@twolegsnotail 4 күн бұрын
Just think of all the Napoleons institutionalized 150 years ago...
@littlefluffybushbaby7256
@littlefluffybushbaby7256 4 күн бұрын
He is institutionalized. Unfortunately the institution is the presidency.
@garyowen6785
@garyowen6785 5 күн бұрын
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men (and women) to do nothing."
@MrsProud2002
@MrsProud2002 5 күн бұрын
Most Democrats did nothing for 15 months as Biden’s sent weapons to bibi for warcrimes.
@MrsProud2002
@MrsProud2002 5 күн бұрын
@@garyowen6785 Stephen said nothing as Biden and Harris provided arms to a war criminal for 15 months. Suddenly he cares if trump does bad on this issue now?
@Author.Noelle.Alexandria
@Author.Noelle.Alexandria 5 күн бұрын
Women are busy fighting for our rights and lives already. This is on men.
@rosed3023
@rosed3023 5 күн бұрын
Which is why it SHOULD BE SHOUTED FROM THE ROOFTOPS that a dozen congress people were protesting in the street yesterday & saying, & I quote “shut down the senate! we are at war!” - but no I don’t see that being amplified anywhere. Can’t let people see that the democrats have half a backbone
@LeoLover-l9e
@LeoLover-l9e 5 күн бұрын
We need leadership on the Left to lead us and organize.
@nattß1978
@nattß1978 5 күн бұрын
There was a time I admired the US… long gone.
@markarchambault4783
@markarchambault4783 4 күн бұрын
Same here from a sane concerned American.
@landonewts
@landonewts 4 күн бұрын
Same here. We’ve never been perfect, but always seemed as if we tried. I even remember when the GOP and Democrats used to work together. Those days are long gone. The worst of us are in charge, and the rest of us are in hell.
@landonewts
@landonewts 4 күн бұрын
@E.d.M-y1n”You people”? Who, exactly? The “world people”?
@lifeasme3340
@lifeasme3340 4 күн бұрын
A time where they didn't bomb Iraq and Afghanistan and then complained about oh they hate us
@KarenneSnow
@KarenneSnow 4 күн бұрын
Same here - and I live here. The atrocities keep coming
@judysteadman799
@judysteadman799 4 күн бұрын
Thank you American family and friends for your love and support , hearts from Canada 🇨🇦.
@kavflyladyvillery858
@kavflyladyvillery858 3 күн бұрын
NO, thank you for your love & support
@libra6492
@libra6492 5 күн бұрын
I'm extremely happy that I'm NOT American. I'm extremely PROUD to be Canadian. I don't have to feel ashamed for my country & leader.
@shahnazpersian330
@shahnazpersian330 5 күн бұрын
You guys are so lucky you don’t have this lunatic running your country
@pegapage9603
@pegapage9603 5 күн бұрын
I am quite sure the Americans felt the same some time ago. Lunatics can rise anywhere. Unfortunately.
@PeggyEscobar-v8j
@PeggyEscobar-v8j 5 күн бұрын
I can’t disagree as an America
@aliceklein9209
@aliceklein9209 5 күн бұрын
Can I come stay on your couch?
@JonathanTabbert
@JonathanTabbert 5 күн бұрын
I stopped being proud to be an American back in 2016. This was when I had to choose between Killary Klinton or Spray tan crybaby. Then I reflected more of our nation's history and then I was ashamed I was ever indoctrinated to be a patriot at all. America was founded by corporations, invaders and slave owners.
@Avonidsed
@Avonidsed 5 күн бұрын
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here" The Tempest
@roymcdonald6749
@roymcdonald6749 4 күн бұрын
I wish the devil was here. In the bible god murdered innocents over and over, condoned slavery, had a forskin fascination, while satan hurt nobody. Of course neither god, nor satan are real, but if I thought they were real I would worship satan before worshipping the trump wanna be magic sky daddy.
@roymcdonald6749
@roymcdonald6749 4 күн бұрын
I wish the devil was here. In the bible god murdered innocents over and over, condoned slavery, had a foreskin fixation, while Satan hurt nobody. Of course god and Satan aren’t real, but if they were real I sure wouldn’t worship an evil trump wannabe magic sky daddy.
@CRASH.CORNER
@CRASH.CORNER 4 күн бұрын
Shakespeare really had a way of describing chaos! The way things are going, it feels like the perfect quote for this moment. 🎭🔥
@ahlivetuhsidamaro150
@ahlivetuhsidamaro150 4 күн бұрын
Shakespeare was awesome… And clearly prophetic
@DukeFame88
@DukeFame88 4 күн бұрын
Yup. End times...no one can stop the orange anti christ.
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 5 күн бұрын
Courageous government workers are holding the line between our constitutional republic and outright fascism (not to mention complete incompetence).
@czander75
@czander75 5 күн бұрын
Complete and utter … 🤦‍♂️
@ogkillingpunchline
@ogkillingpunchline 5 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stevetubvang3034
@stevetubvang3034 5 күн бұрын
Your constitution republic is long gone. Keep dreaming
@LSA_Animal_Audio_Enjoyer
@LSA_Animal_Audio_Enjoyer 5 күн бұрын
Marc Andreesen is inside the administration. -- Andreesen is directly advised by Curtis Yarvin. -- Curtis Yarvin's express goal is to destroy the US government, because the government prevents the rich from exploiting the poor.
@anarchy_79
@anarchy_79 5 күн бұрын
Holding what line? There is no line. That line was crossed back in November last year. This IS outright fascism. There is no denying it, no escaping it. You are living it.
@laurieloudamy1846
@laurieloudamy1846 3 күн бұрын
Bless you, Steve Colbert. You summed everything up so beautifully. After hearing this, I have hope that my head won’t explode. Thank you for making us laugh. You are comedy gold!!!!
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 5 күн бұрын
New levels of madness like ever before
@GetZappéd1974
@GetZappéd1974 5 күн бұрын
Seems like before the election, you've been one of those, who posted the rather crazy, stupid things. Now you're changed sides, obviously.
@danbh84
@danbh84 5 күн бұрын
Not really
@adirsab
@adirsab 3 күн бұрын
ok bot
@cassiepittman1489
@cassiepittman1489 5 күн бұрын
What in the world ? 🫣kicking them off their homeland😯thanks again, Stephen Colbert and crew🤣we need and appreciate you all ,for trying to help us through this ongoing nightmare ✌️💙🤓
@buffycat4641
@buffycat4641 5 күн бұрын
And just trump's callus remarks about removing the Muslim people from Gaza creates a security threat for America. And since trump is calling for the resignation or firing of employees in all agencies that monitor threats, it will be easier for terrorists.
@MrsProud2002
@MrsProud2002 5 күн бұрын
Stephen is a bit late to the party, quiet as a mouse when bibi was carrying out warcrimes with Biden’s support, suddenly when trump might it’s a big deal?
@MrsProud2002
@MrsProud2002 5 күн бұрын
They were being kicked off their homeland under Biden also. as well as being bombed with our weapons, why is it suddenly bad when trump wants to do it?
@DwayneShaw1
@DwayneShaw1 5 күн бұрын
It's a horrid, terrible, bigoted, genocidal, idea -- that really isn't any worse than the way we've supported and funded Israel's atrocious genocidal land theft from Palestinians for nearly a century
@lironn3963
@lironn3963 2 күн бұрын
Did you watch the footage of oct 7? Have you seen what hamas are doing to their own people? Sending them away from hamas is the most gracious thing Trump can do for them, giving them a real chance in life.
@SiennaBoy55
@SiennaBoy55 5 күн бұрын
Insane Money breeds Insane People and Herd Stupidity enables them !
@Dbb277-2
@Dbb277-2 5 күн бұрын
Money does nothing other than allow people to be their true selves.
@DoctorBiobrain
@DoctorBiobrain 5 күн бұрын
I honestly think Trump suffered head trauma as a kid which is why he’s missing parts of a normal personality, like a proper sense of humor that wasn’t based on humiliation. And the ability to love and be loved. And do long term thinking or control his impulses. And to empathize with others and see their point of view. And to understand and convey complex ideas. And yeah, I did just describe the traits of most Trump’s supporters. But I’m not being rude. There’s a reason why people pick the ideology they do and for rightwingers it’s selfishness. We just need to explain why it benefits them to help others.
@imwelshjesus
@imwelshjesus 5 күн бұрын
Beautifully put.
@maythesciencebewithyou
@maythesciencebewithyou 5 күн бұрын
There are lots of poor people who are as insane as them. They just don't have the money and power to do what they do.
@patrickmaline4258
@patrickmaline4258 5 күн бұрын
well said.
@zohebkarim2020
@zohebkarim2020 Күн бұрын
They havent even dug up the dead children from the rubble yet.
@jezza73
@jezza73 Күн бұрын
😥😥😥
@RURK_
@RURK_ 5 күн бұрын
It's only been two weeks? It already feels like we're in the middle of 2018 again
@normaowens546
@normaowens546 5 күн бұрын
This is way worse than his term.
@marciabernardcuccaro3000
@marciabernardcuccaro3000 5 күн бұрын
More like the Middle Ages!
@marniekilbourne608
@marniekilbourne608 5 күн бұрын
It's FAR worse than that!
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 5 күн бұрын
Time slows eventually reversing and accelerating
@MothGirl007
@MothGirl007 5 күн бұрын
It' actually worse.
@timw9745
@timw9745 5 күн бұрын
How can someone break so many (international) laws and still be in charge and not in prison?! Insane..
@roni6215
@roni6215 5 күн бұрын
Our military industrial complex ?
@mamabear1187
@mamabear1187 4 күн бұрын
Rich white men don’t play by the same rules as everyone else
@jeffreyhanc1711
@jeffreyhanc1711 4 күн бұрын
Putin, Trump… seems to be a trend.
@DukeFame88
@DukeFame88 4 күн бұрын
Um...he's super rich and above the law AND congress is spineless.
@Molikai
@Molikai 4 күн бұрын
corruption. What do you expect from a nation that has legalized bribery for politicians?
@brenda9990
@brenda9990 5 күн бұрын
It’s all atrocities and it keeps coming! We keep thinking it can’t get more outrageous and it does. Stop the madness !
@MrsProud2002
@MrsProud2002 5 күн бұрын
@@brenda9990 Biden and Harris were fine with just sending us arms to bibi to do it himself.
@BadgerandBee
@BadgerandBee 4 күн бұрын
That's right it seems every hour is another atrocity.
@SallyVaughn-py7yw
@SallyVaughn-py7yw 4 күн бұрын
This was all foretold in the book of revelations. He is the dark one.
@christinehall8738
@christinehall8738 Күн бұрын
Too late
@SallyVaughn-py7yw
@SallyVaughn-py7yw Күн бұрын
@@christinehall8738 It is never too late to destroy evil! Ever!
@zishansyed8905
@zishansyed8905 2 күн бұрын
There's over a trillion dollars worth of oil and gas, just off the Gaza coast.... now u have context
@stevensprunger3422
@stevensprunger3422 5 күн бұрын
Please, Mr. Colbert never leave us…..
@asdusty4372
@asdusty4372 5 күн бұрын
I'm sure Trump will do something about that.
@bt1163
@bt1163 5 күн бұрын
Best Talk show host ever !! greetings from 🇬🇧
@gemcan54
@gemcan54 5 күн бұрын
CBS COLDBUTT IS A LAME BRAIN BIDEN BUTT LICKER WITH HAMAS HYPOCRISY.
@ukhawaja
@ukhawaja 4 күн бұрын
I like Colbert but I'm disheartened and upset with him on Gaza. Throughout the 15 months of genocide and war crimes funded by the Biden administration, Stephen was silent on the oppression and killing of Palestinian civilians. Only now when Trump is in office, he decided to mention Gaza. Shame on you Colbert for staying silent for 15 months.
@finger7565
@finger7565 2 күн бұрын
You sound so desperate
@ayejay5603
@ayejay5603 5 күн бұрын
I’m all for jokes. But this is serious. This is lunacy.
@dianecotter1067
@dianecotter1067 5 күн бұрын
We have to laugh so as not to cry .....
@Annacares63
@Annacares63 5 күн бұрын
@@dianecotter1067or drink to numb the pain 😊
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 5 күн бұрын
@@ayejay5603 Everything is serious, like Musk's actions. Weird how he never threatens to occupy and take over any country with nukes.
@GM-cq6ez
@GM-cq6ez 5 күн бұрын
@SayAhh Bite your tongue.
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 5 күн бұрын
@@GM-cq6ez He might just threaten to turn Israel into USA East next but he famously gets along with dictators and autocrats.
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 5 күн бұрын
"Stupid is as Trump does. And thats all I've got to say about that."
@jimrogers2390
@jimrogers2390 5 күн бұрын
Does that include winning an election? What does that make the Democrats then😅
@mariafargeorge1202
@mariafargeorge1202 5 күн бұрын
​@@jimrogers2390STOLEN election!!
@cathysurerus576
@cathysurerus576 5 күн бұрын
​I wouldn't get too excited about that win... way LESS than a rounding error. He won by 1.48%!
@youtubegarbage7876
@youtubegarbage7876 5 күн бұрын
trump. The 't' is small.
@gemcan54
@gemcan54 5 күн бұрын
CBS COLDBUTT IS A LAME BRAIN BIDEN BUTT LICKER WITH HAMAS HYPOCRISY.
@MuhammadSukhdevSingh-y3m
@MuhammadSukhdevSingh-y3m Күн бұрын
Great 😃😃👍👍 video 😊😊 from Malaysia 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
@MrOrangeDragon
@MrOrangeDragon 5 күн бұрын
The dismantling of the CIA and the FBI seems ominous and straight from the strongman playbook
@ashamed2Byt
@ashamed2Byt 5 күн бұрын
He's replacing them with members of the Project 2025 cult.
@maryhobbs4183
@maryhobbs4183 5 күн бұрын
The blue states need them
@LeoLover-l9e
@LeoLover-l9e 5 күн бұрын
Mein Kampf
@RtimusCFrog
@RtimusCFrog 5 күн бұрын
Also, right out of project 2025.
@WhatsDaveUpTo
@WhatsDaveUpTo 5 күн бұрын
he is doing that so no one will be able to oppose him when he unleashes the military against americans and declares martial law, after he empties their social security for a musk tax cut. or declares elections over in the US
@TiannaVele
@TiannaVele 4 күн бұрын
The dismantling of the CIA and the FBI appears ominous, straight from the strongman playbook.
@digdugdigdug
@digdugdigdug 4 күн бұрын
Dismantling the gestapo is authoritarian?
@MusouInken
@MusouInken 4 күн бұрын
​@@digdugdigdugIt is when you replace all those agents with partisan loyalists.
@mcblaze1968
@mcblaze1968 4 күн бұрын
He's not dismantling. He's installing loyal maga toadies.
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 4 күн бұрын
The question is, what will the install in their (current FBI and CIA) place?
@KurenaiNanashi
@KurenaiNanashi 4 күн бұрын
@@digdugdigdugif you think the fbi and the cia are the gestapo then you’re a very silly person indeed
@jeanwilson9925
@jeanwilson9925 5 күн бұрын
He is so demented!
@DaveGIS123
@DaveGIS123 5 күн бұрын
He is so delusional and evil.
@joanfrellburg4901
@joanfrellburg4901 5 күн бұрын
And a senile rapist, tax dodging, golf cheating felon. A true pillar of society.
@paulineteo2186
@paulineteo2186 5 күн бұрын
That's an understatement!
@Brittany25-j6f
@Brittany25-j6f 5 күн бұрын
Literally!
@jimrogers2390
@jimrogers2390 5 күн бұрын
@jeanwilson9925 He won the election, what does that make the party who's candidate lost against him?
@SpeegBJ
@SpeegBJ 4 күн бұрын
A heartfelt shout out of gratitude for all the Canadian, Austrailian and many other foreign countries watching the Late Show and keeping track of what's happening in the land of the not so good and plenty.
@tylerrisk8460
@tylerrisk8460 5 күн бұрын
Steven, I don't know how you and your writers manage to do your show without just screaming into the void (and maybe you do off camera) but thank you for managing to make me/us laugh in this terrifying time in our country. I almost feel guilty for laughing but it does feel good to do so... gotta take care of ourselves in the midst of this madness.
@gemcan54
@gemcan54 5 күн бұрын
CBS COLDBUTT IS A LAME BRAIN BIDEN BUTT LICKER WITH HAMAS HYPOCRISY.
@mellyboo513
@mellyboo513 5 күн бұрын
🆘🚨Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.🚨🆘 …and here we are…
@guitarchick
@guitarchick 5 күн бұрын
You as Americans need to sue those youngsters 500 million per SSN! That will make them piss to bed!
@rampagephoenix1735
@rampagephoenix1735 5 күн бұрын
Well, see, thats just the problem. Those of us who have studied history, have tried to warn others of the signs........only to realize what good does learning from history do us if those we try to teach for their benefit just wont listen!?
@joanfrellburg4901
@joanfrellburg4901 5 күн бұрын
Except this time it smells worse.
@JasonDoege-js8io
@JasonDoege-js8io 5 күн бұрын
Yeah like people who watch this chop shop show over and over again. You guys get that they chop what trump says and talk to him to make him sound nonsensical right? Trump is talking about ending the repetitiom of history in that area and yall warn us that might change in the top comment. Lmfao
@deannealbrecht774
@deannealbrecht774 5 күн бұрын
And those who don't learn intend to repeat it.
@A_A_K_123
@A_A_K_123 4 күн бұрын
Impeach. Convict. Remove. Jail. Now.
@OriginalCreatorSama
@OriginalCreatorSama 4 күн бұрын
Eat the Rich. They've RIPENED.
@junepearl7993
@junepearl7993 4 күн бұрын
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
@lynemac2539
@lynemac2539 4 күн бұрын
@Ori- And well marbled.
@DarkShroom
@DarkShroom 4 күн бұрын
it would be difficult in the UK let alone the USA to the president, that's the nature of voting, have to take the rough with the smooth unfortunatly
@andrewkolb6309
@andrewkolb6309 4 күн бұрын
This should've been done long before
@mcdan2696
@mcdan2696 Күн бұрын
Best show, ever!!! 😂🎉
@AnnAnonyme
@AnnAnonyme 5 күн бұрын
Thank-you, Stephen, for finding light in such continuously dark news.
@joanfrellburg4901
@joanfrellburg4901 5 күн бұрын
I admire the writers ability to turn a nightmare into a rose garden.
@wiesman2613
@wiesman2613 5 күн бұрын
This is why I love Colbert... Everything going on the last few weeks has been so insane... You just have to find something totally obscure and laugh at that to try and stay sane.
@libra6492
@libra6492 5 күн бұрын
"The world is too dangerous to live in, not because of the people who do evil, but because of the people who sit and let it happen"
@dawn-leighwerenka3831
@dawn-leighwerenka3831 5 күн бұрын
So True.
@amazingwtf
@amazingwtf 5 күн бұрын
True true - What happened to the democrats and the constitution?????????¿??
@TiborRoussou
@TiborRoussou 5 күн бұрын
If you're going to quote someone, quote it correctly and give credit. “The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.” ~ Albert Einstein
@jameslanclos568
@jameslanclos568 5 күн бұрын
It's because of both; the evil doers and the watchers of evil doers who do nothing about it. If there were no evil people, there would be no "people who sit and let it happen".
@此生不愿平凡
@此生不愿平凡 5 күн бұрын
Unfortunately in our country, it is the people who made it happen. 😢
@judyk2987
@judyk2987 2 күн бұрын
❤❤❤❤Agreed, Stephen! The people who voted him in, did this. I can’t even listen anymore.😢
@hugmal37
@hugmal37 2 күн бұрын
You are right. It is possible to deal with the ONE (although it may take time) but dealing with the millions who put them there and continue to support all he does is another thing altogether (and I lived through WWII in England so I perhaps have a little insight).
@intelligencia-r9z
@intelligencia-r9z 2 күн бұрын
​@@hugmal37 YOU _lived through_ WW II??? Have insight? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@catherinefullen6523
@catherinefullen6523 4 күн бұрын
Thank goodness for Stephen! He is helping me cope with these dark days! He gives me a reason to smile.
@ethanol5169
@ethanol5169 4 күн бұрын
Stockholm syndrome bruh
@bluegold1026
@bluegold1026 4 күн бұрын
Same can be said with all the late night comics! Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Seth Myers...
@WarTornPH
@WarTornPH 4 күн бұрын
At this rate, nothing seems funny to me tbh
@kavflyladyvillery858
@kavflyladyvillery858 3 күн бұрын
@@WarTornPH One can laugh and STILL be more than aware of the present predicament(s). Revolutionaries need to laugh too as a sense of humor is direly important to successfully living this life. Even God has a since of humor.
@lyndsaybrown8471
@lyndsaybrown8471 5 күн бұрын
You are a light in these dark times
@danbh84
@danbh84 5 күн бұрын
What dark times?
@ashamed2Byt
@ashamed2Byt 5 күн бұрын
@@danbh84 The blind can't tell the difference.
@likemike751
@likemike751 5 күн бұрын
I mean the guy just stopped a war show some gratitude
@CRASH.CORNER
@CRASH.CORNER 4 күн бұрын
In dark times, voices of reason are more important than ever. Hope people actually listen before it’s too late. ✨
@smthone
@smthone 4 күн бұрын
@@danbh84rocking that extra chromosome I see.
@JanetFrancis
@JanetFrancis 5 күн бұрын
Saying that America is now a dumpster fire is an understatement...and that's just sad.
@MorganBondelid
@MorganBondelid 2 күн бұрын
The matches were lit during the Reagan era
@jaykline8550
@jaykline8550 20 сағат бұрын
It's been a dumpster fire since the late 1990s.
@jchow5966
@jchow5966 Күн бұрын
Thank you! This show is the thing that gets me through every day. ☮️💟
@SuzzieMarie0130
@SuzzieMarie0130 5 күн бұрын
That photo of Susie Wiles needs to go viral
@elizabethbest6992
@elizabethbest6992 4 күн бұрын
Susan Wiles looks like Deb Birx when 47 suggested injecting bleach to treat Covid.
@caylem00
@caylem00 4 күн бұрын
It's a good meme pic. Also, she's not upset he said it, she upset he said the quiet part out loud.
@ShaunCoruble
@ShaunCoruble 5 күн бұрын
Australia is watching with jaw a-gape at the insane Ideocracy. Good luck, America.
@LoudandClearChastity
@LoudandClearChastity 5 күн бұрын
Warm greetings from Australia 🦘 mate Dutton thinks Trump has some good ideas, that Trump thinks outside the box! Dutton will not win in the next election. Australians will "outFOX" him!
@AsterixInOz
@AsterixInOz 5 күн бұрын
Well mate I'm with you, though there are many Aussie muppets who support tRump, and applaud all his lunacy 🙃
@peteradamsonful
@peteradamsonful 5 күн бұрын
So say we all (UK here)
@lisreads4872
@lisreads4872 5 күн бұрын
I mean Australia is basically the US’s funny looking Twin brother. Pine Gap isn’t going away any time soon. The US is probably just gonna use it on more civilians.
@Wanderglobe
@Wanderglobe 5 күн бұрын
Comparing this gong show to Ideocracy is an insult to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.
@Sjwrigh
@Sjwrigh 5 күн бұрын
Flooding the zone to overwhelm and divert attention from what they are doing.
@dianecotter1067
@dianecotter1067 5 күн бұрын
We KNOW what they're doing, in the Treasury & other Govt departments. Forking it up!!
@ariamason9324
@ariamason9324 5 күн бұрын
Exactly 💯
@brandonstick8778
@brandonstick8778 5 күн бұрын
Yes!!! This flood is a distraction from the Russell Vought vote happening TOMORROW. Vought is an architect of Project 2025 that the Senate is voting on for the Office of Management and Budget. Vought wrote a chapter of Project 2025 that starts by outlining the role that OMB should play in accomplishing their goals. If confirmed, Russell Vought will control federal spending, which he will claim gives him the power to: -Freeze funding for Medicaid, public schools, environmental protections, and infrastructure. -Redirect federal $$$ to right-wing causes, including tax cuts for the wealthy and corporate handouts. -Defund regulatory agencies that protect people. According to ProPublica Vought is willing to use military force against protestors to reshape the government. The Democrats are holding the Senate floor for 30 hours, staying up all night tonight in protest. PLEASE TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. CALL YOUR SENATORS. THIS IS AN SOS
@jonproctor3739
@jonproctor3739 5 күн бұрын
Yep. I like coming across the wiser people posting. Google the February 3rd Executive Order that sleazy snake slipped into the pile while everyone was busy looking at the Tariff BS. It's only 3 paragraphs. And in layman's terms it says, "I Donnie Trump am starting a new personal bank account called "The US Sovereign Wealth Fund". I will be transferring whatever money I feel I need to spend on whatever I like from the US Treasury & I'm leaving just a bit in the peon's account ... maybe". "I am also looking to change the laws so I don't have to answer to Congress anymore about my spending habits I like had to before." "Besides, who & what army is going to stop me"?
@SamLowry42
@SamLowry42 4 күн бұрын
I don’t know about you, but I’m capable of following more than one thing. I’m fully aware of what Musk is doing in Treasury, for example, he can’t divert my attention 24 hours a day. So what else am I being diverted from?
@naeemsaley2197
@naeemsaley2197 3 күн бұрын
Brilliant Colbert ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@NexuJin
@NexuJin 4 күн бұрын
As European, I'm disgusted with everything America right now.
@Gryzor88
@Gryzor88 4 күн бұрын
Nah, you’ve gotta clearly differentiate the 30% who voted for this dumpster fire from the good yanks.
@Apparition305
@Apparition305 4 күн бұрын
Don't be. Exactly half of us hate his ass too.
@johncspine2787
@johncspine2787 4 күн бұрын
As an American, I am too….the fact that voters would rather have a disgusting, racist incompetent loser than two eminently qualified, intelligent women is beyond me.
@mlynn9254
@mlynn9254 4 күн бұрын
as an american living in europe, i try everyday to show we don’t ALL approve of his lunacy.
@KarenRaskopf
@KarenRaskopf 4 күн бұрын
As an American, I am too!
@slospop1125
@slospop1125 5 күн бұрын
We're all forked
@kmksmith1935
@kmksmith1935 5 күн бұрын
Holy shirt balls…
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 5 күн бұрын
Spooner than later!
@jimrogers2390
@jimrogers2390 5 күн бұрын
@slospop1125 that sentiment pretty much sums up the Dems after losing the election😅
@JohnDoe-pk2hs
@JohnDoe-pk2hs 5 күн бұрын
Y'all need ta stop sporking around, things are knife and death these days.
@HissingKitty2008
@HissingKitty2008 4 күн бұрын
@@jimrogers2390 it’s going to sum up *all of us in the not too distant future.
@Cemster69
@Cemster69 5 күн бұрын
Scarely accurate, Stephen. People realize more and more, that we are in trouble.
@lisadunbar9765
@lisadunbar9765 Күн бұрын
I laughed but then cried. You are a master of using comedy to open eyes.
@Opus313
@Opus313 5 күн бұрын
Donnie Demento when asked about Gaza: I'm a big fan of Lady Gaza... can't figure out why she's caught in a bad romance...
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 5 күн бұрын
Good one.
@Anne-Margaret-u7o
@Anne-Margaret-u7o 5 күн бұрын
@sams9181
@sams9181 5 күн бұрын
He kind of actually did say that. Unbelievable.
@vocallocal7824
@vocallocal7824 4 күн бұрын
He is literally talking about using the United States military to help him set up a resort in Gaza. Wow!
@user-fc5sq1jy5m
@user-fc5sq1jy5m 4 күн бұрын
its legit the TEXTBOOK DEFINITION of ethnic cleansing
@helveticaification
@helveticaification 4 күн бұрын
And we all know how successful he was as a hotelier and casino operator! How many bankruptcies ? HAS ANY OTHER CROOK FAILED at Casino businesses?
@ParDiss-e4i
@ParDiss-e4i 4 күн бұрын
I thought he was joking
@elaineking9632
@elaineking9632 3 күн бұрын
Never said that fake media lying nothing new
@debrawieand2658
@debrawieand2658 3 күн бұрын
The ravings of a demented, deranged, delusional dementia , combative old man man. He says he has common sense.
@jesper1406
@jesper1406 5 күн бұрын
We sometimes complain about our political leaders here in Europe, but you guys really hit the ball out of the park... Well, we told you - but you didnt listen. 😂😂😂
@PatsySelf-mg9nn
@PatsySelf-mg9nn 4 күн бұрын
Not all of us voted for Trump! The man is a lying, greedy,arrogant want to he Dictator.
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 4 күн бұрын
He didn’t win a majority of the vote. He won with 49%. Half of our country doesn’t bother to vote. I will never forgive them.
@maddyw2983
@maddyw2983 4 күн бұрын
We told us too… well, a bit fewer than half of us did
@laurabustos6560
@laurabustos6560 4 күн бұрын
Much more than half of the country did listen but too many chose to stay home or believe the lies. Venezuelans for trump, Arabs for trump etc just choose to willingly blind themselves, amazing many others and we're all now paying the price with them.
@lina9535
@lina9535 4 күн бұрын
It's like they want to "be the best" at everything (which they aren't), and that includes having horrible leaders aparently 😂
@tomoyokeroberos2802
@tomoyokeroberos2802 22 сағат бұрын
vous êtes extraordinaire, merci beaucoup pour votre travail.
@deerobinson9665
@deerobinson9665 5 күн бұрын
Relocation? Sounds a little like what we told indigenous people.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 5 күн бұрын
And what Hitler said about the jews
@DwayneShaw1
@DwayneShaw1 5 күн бұрын
It's a horrid, terrible, bigoted, genocidal, idea -- that really isn't any worse than the way we've supported and funded Israel's atrocious genocidal land theft from Palestinians for nearly a century
@freden9234
@freden9234 4 күн бұрын
And what the nazis told Jews….
@MLBrooks-g3u
@MLBrooks-g3u 4 күн бұрын
Trump does love Andrew Jackson.
@heathermithchell7288
@heathermithchell7288 4 күн бұрын
Exactly. Relocation without a say on it. Basically displacement
@brainybananaproduction
@brainybananaproduction 4 күн бұрын
The smirk of satisfaction on Nethanyahu’s face when Trump said that ALL Palestinians would be removed…
@Marieruth333
@Marieruth333 4 күн бұрын
Netanyahu 😂 Don't believe all of Donald Trump's promises, but he knows how to take it, so if he has to smile he does. What's happening is very dangerous. Take care.😊
@harmless6813
@harmless6813 4 күн бұрын
I think he was just as baffled as everyone else. He just knows better than to contradict Trump.
@adirsab
@adirsab 3 күн бұрын
ok bot
@Gabriel-x3d2f
@Gabriel-x3d2f 3 күн бұрын
Natanyahu is laughing at us. Straight naracastic disillusioned man
@kavflyladyvillery858
@kavflyladyvillery858 3 күн бұрын
Netanyahu's ALWAYS had an agenda (his own personal agenda) with regards to the Palestinian people & the Gaza strip
@lindazha
@lindazha 4 күн бұрын
How can one person do so much damage ? Where are the checks and balances?
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 4 күн бұрын
Being paid off
@WUZLE
@WUZLE 4 күн бұрын
The republicans are too busy kissing the ring to stop him, and they have total control at the moment.
@ariyanadumon4549
@ariyanadumon4549 4 күн бұрын
They're an illusion apparently 😅
@alekiny
@alekiny 4 күн бұрын
with money and power they can and will do everything
@harmless6813
@harmless6813 4 күн бұрын
Laws and regulations do not stop autocrats. People do!
@MuhammadAhsan-hq2bc
@MuhammadAhsan-hq2bc Күн бұрын
Netanyahu was simply grinning year to year!!!
@valeriemacphail9180
@valeriemacphail9180 18 сағат бұрын
*year to year (chronology)? Or ear to ear (physionomy)?
@Genie519
@Genie519 5 күн бұрын
The crazy train is full speed ahead😤.
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 5 күн бұрын
Orange Blossom Special....
@CynthiaBishop-e1o
@CynthiaBishop-e1o 5 күн бұрын
Perhaps Ozzy Osbourne was a prophet back in the 80s.
@adambarker5988
@adambarker5988 4 күн бұрын
Probably ketamine not speed. Good ozzy reference
@adirsab
@adirsab 3 күн бұрын
ok bot
@ninemoonplanet
@ninemoonplanet 5 күн бұрын
Just so Federal government employees know a "deferred" retirement or leaving your job means you WON'T be paid. It's one way of DISPOSING people who have worked for the people by the people. They'll get STIFFED. 🤬🥺
@baseballruski6047
@baseballruski6047 5 күн бұрын
they were suckers for trusting the government. or the voters
@Tina-qp7py
@Tina-qp7py 5 күн бұрын
It's illegal.
@Tina-qp7py
@Tina-qp7py 5 күн бұрын
It's illegal.
@catherinemushaw1956
@catherinemushaw1956 5 күн бұрын
It's considered JOB ABONDAMMENT!
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 5 күн бұрын
​@Tina-qp7py Does he care what's illegal? Fascism makes up rules they like as they go along.
@gnomevoyeur
@gnomevoyeur 5 күн бұрын
I was going to comment Trail of Tears all over again just as Stephen made the exact same call.
@Susweca5569
@Susweca5569 5 күн бұрын
Trump and his DOJ are now asserting that our indigenous native people are not legitimate American citizens because they have their own Sovereign Nations and don't owe allegiance to him.
@8arrows
@8arrows 5 күн бұрын
Mexico is next! I've seen how he labeled cartels terrorists. And if terrorists attacks us. Trummkopf will invade. Civilians will perish. In retaliation if a terrorist group. Already I've seen Texas local news stoke the flames. By spreading lies about cartels shooting at border patrol agents. When the reality was 1 Mexican shooting at a drone, that was stalking him and his 2 unarmed friends, that was in Mexico airspace. And no one detained the guy. Or his buddies. So there is no proof at all he was a cartel member. Sound familiar? Hint. Rhymes with Raza.
@centralplains7608
@centralplains7608 5 күн бұрын
The only difference from when they did it to the Native Americans is that Gaza has ppl and forces that will fight against American troops (Hamas and Hezbollah) trying to push out Palestinians. 3 types of = UNWINNABLE = wars: (1) a War of HUNGER - (hungry ppl are already dying and have nothing to lose). (2) a War of GOD - (ppl that BELIEVE God is commanding them will commit endless suicide attacks) (3) a War of GUERILLAS - (one never KNOWS WHO is a "Good guy" in day and a "Bad guy" at night.
@elizabethalbert8703
@elizabethalbert8703 5 күн бұрын
Those who do not learn from history are bound to repeat it.
@ragged_claws_scuttling
@ragged_claws_scuttling 3 күн бұрын
@@gnomevoyeur Meh. Let’s not get hysterical here. This is hardly akin to the treatment of the Native Americans years ago.
@kimberleylowrie7151
@kimberleylowrie7151 4 күн бұрын
You got me with the duck!! Laughed my head off - wasn't expected that awesome!!
@veganbutcherhackepeter
@veganbutcherhackepeter 5 күн бұрын
"I'm only going to be a dictator on day one!" I was a bit skeptical when he said that. Turns out I had reasons to be.
@GetZappéd1974
@GetZappéd1974 5 күн бұрын
...a bit sceptical....😂
@garryrc
@garryrc 5 күн бұрын
He didn't specify the kind of day.
@beebuzz959
@beebuzz959 5 күн бұрын
I thought he said, "No, except for on day one." I took it as he'd start on day one and keep goin But thinking one day is OK is NOT OK in a democracy.
@cathysurerus576
@cathysurerus576 5 күн бұрын
He didn't say day # 2 he was going to be king! Even tho most knew that already!😊
@alexvaraderey
@alexvaraderey 5 күн бұрын
@@garryrc Yeah. We're expecting the next Executive Order stating a day is now 10,000 hours.
@kmduarte2005
@kmduarte2005 5 күн бұрын
Just imagine what 5,000 angry, former FBI agents could do. 🤔
@dawnshilling603
@dawnshilling603 4 күн бұрын
🙌
@freetolook3727
@freetolook3727 4 күн бұрын
Nothing... just like everyone else in positions of power within our government.
@kmduarte2005
@kmduarte2005 4 күн бұрын
@ They wouldn’t be in government anymore. Now they have nothing to lose, but they’ve got skills and knowledge. That seems pretty dangerous for the people who screwed them over and put them in danger.
@elgonzo7239
@elgonzo7239 4 күн бұрын
Doing house chores?
@kmduarte2005
@kmduarte2005 4 күн бұрын
@@elgonzo7239 Is that the code name they gave Melania?
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 5 күн бұрын
Just for wishing some Peace, and Love, in this moments of crazy things of 2025 ✌️
@ktbiwk
@ktbiwk 5 күн бұрын
Actions speak louder than words✌️
@kittys.2870
@kittys.2870 5 күн бұрын
Thank you
@ogkillingpunchline
@ogkillingpunchline 5 күн бұрын
Not covered by the U.S government... Like mercy isn't either. Prayers? No way. Empathy is an illusion. They are inhumane, so I don't see them as humans.
@coleporath5968
@coleporath5968 5 күн бұрын
We know what is acceptable versus what is unacceptable
@cassiepittman1489
@cassiepittman1489 5 күн бұрын
Ditto✌️💙🤓
@CoolCucumber710
@CoolCucumber710 2 күн бұрын
He’s an effing FREAK. Get the Whitecoats NOW. IMMEDIATELY. This needs to STOP.😡😡😡
@shantalynn
@shantalynn 5 күн бұрын
I was feeling like "none of this is funny. It's so horrfic," but then, the duck's complexion and Trump's...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you. I will be able to laugh again. ❤
@alfredneuman6911
@alfredneuman6911 5 күн бұрын
Distraction. Reporters fail to do their jobs when they let shit like this go by, and talking news heads also.
@DaveGIS123
@DaveGIS123 5 күн бұрын
Canadian reporters do a good job. Recently they found no less than 1/3 of the fentanyl reportedly seized near the Canadian border did not cross from Canada. In fact, they found it was transported in a single car from Arizona and seized in Seattle. Homeland Securty merely counted it as entering the USA through Canada because Seattle is closer to Canada than Mexico. True story.
@christopheremerson2892
@christopheremerson2892 5 күн бұрын
The mainstream media is scared shitless of Trump. They don’t have the balls that God gave a goose to do anything. The mainstream media was all over Joe Biden every time he stumbled. Trump says insane things in public to the media and they cover for him and his ilk. If we make it through the next four years, no one will trust the mainstream media again. You get more news from late night shows than you do from ABC, CBS or NBC. They sold us out.
@answers_to_penguin
@answers_to_penguin 5 күн бұрын
So, what are journalists supposed to do when the president of the US says shit like this ?
@brandonstick8778
@brandonstick8778 5 күн бұрын
YES! This is a DISTRACTION from the Russell Vought vote happening tomorrow. Vought is an architect of Project 2025 and the Senate will make him the Director for the Office of Management and Budget. Vought wrote a chapter of Project 2025 which starts by outlining the role that OMB should play in accomplishing their goals. If confirmed, Russell Vought will control federal spending, which he will claim gives him the power to: -Freeze funding for Medicaid, public schools, environmental protections, and infrastructure. -Redirect federal $$$ to right-wing causes, including tax cuts for the wealthy and corporate handouts. -Defund regulatory agencies that protect people. According to ProPublica Vought is willing to use military force against protestors to reshape the government. The Democrats are holding the Senate floor for 30 hours, staying up all night tonight in protest. PLEASE TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. CALL YOUR SENATORS. THIS IS AN SOS
@brandonstick8778
@brandonstick8778 5 күн бұрын
Yes!! They're trying to distract from the Vought vote happening tomorrow. Vought is an architect of Project 2025 and they need him in that position
@sinbadasia
@sinbadasia 5 күн бұрын
Who's he sending to fight in GAZA? Eric and Donny? or someone else's kid?
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 5 күн бұрын
Good question.
@leahwhiteley5164
@leahwhiteley5164 5 күн бұрын
All the kids of the people who voted for him because he wasn't going to get into any wars. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That stupid reasoning always makes me laugh. How stupid can they be to believe that BS?
@dianecotter1067
@dianecotter1067 5 күн бұрын
Guess.....
@ikirinak4360
@ikirinak4360 5 күн бұрын
Don't forget Baron, the next Trump came in White house and he has as mean stare as his mother.
@Susweca5569
@Susweca5569 5 күн бұрын
Never a Trump
@WendyDay-u1d
@WendyDay-u1d 15 сағат бұрын
Hilarious! He is sanctioning the South African government over their land expropriation law but he wants to do just that in Gaza!😂 the man is bloody bonkers
@TurboLingaLanguages
@TurboLingaLanguages 5 күн бұрын
I really hope Stephen, Seth and Jimmy’s teams are working on an exit plan for relocating their shows up to Toronto when Trump's goons inevitably shut them down. Not actually joking.
@ecamp6360
@ecamp6360 5 күн бұрын
Lorne should have a place for them to stay.
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 5 күн бұрын
Good plan.
@brianrimlinger387
@brianrimlinger387 5 күн бұрын
Yeah. I wish it was a joke. 😢
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 5 күн бұрын
Toronto is better than Gitmo that's for sure!
@lilianevanbel3123
@lilianevanbel3123 5 күн бұрын
I hope they'll all be safe! Not kidding.
@mjinasia
@mjinasia 5 күн бұрын
"Are you better off than you were four weeks ago?"
@thelonesomefisherman7425
@thelonesomefisherman7425 5 күн бұрын
H! No!! 😮😢
@Leskeepingitreal
@Leskeepingitreal 5 күн бұрын
Fork no 💙✌🏼
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 5 күн бұрын
Nopity nope nope… Nope NOPE!!! 💙🗽💙
@guitarchick
@guitarchick 5 күн бұрын
You would if you all sue those,little buggers 500 million for every SSN they stole. They would piss themselves.
@GenaGilder
@GenaGilder 5 күн бұрын
No.
@paulcronin3626
@paulcronin3626 5 күн бұрын
U.S. wont be taken seriously for a long long time.
@bobsmitg6987
@bobsmitg6987 5 күн бұрын
Yeah, Biden f*cked sh*t up. Don't worry though, the world takes Trump seriously now. It's why they are all backing down and giving him what he wants.
@patrickmaline4258
@patrickmaline4258 5 күн бұрын
we’re not serious people. trusting us is foolish. but, this is nothing new… ask the natives who signed treaties with us (if you can find one)… or ask our allies from WW2 if we honored our promise that we’d never recognize the legitimacy of an israeli state in palestine (another treaty broken). at least that’s never come back to haunt us. ask the veterans of america’s many military misadventures if you can trust america. we lead a grand conspiracy to spread misinformation about global warming even after its been uncovered and broadcast to the world… we stand by our lies as they are dissected in public. you gotta be crazy to take americans seriously. but, don’t worry… because of our addiction to comfort and our attitude towards personal responsibility (we’re against), we’ll be extinct before you know it. 🕊️
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 4 күн бұрын
It hasn't been for a long time. We've been laughing at you for ages.
@fatal_error_3
@fatal_error_3 4 күн бұрын
Quite the opposite. We take the U.S very seriously, because it is frightening what is happening.
@ragged_claws_scuttling
@ragged_claws_scuttling 3 күн бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Says a German.
@jaberjb8191
@jaberjb8191 Күн бұрын
so glad you spoke out about it
@demial4
@demial4 5 күн бұрын
Netanyahu smiling like that while Trump said he'd move all the Gazans...chilling.
@JohnWerner-te5zy
@JohnWerner-te5zy 5 күн бұрын
How dumb do you have to be to hold a press conference to announce that America should take over Gaza because it has been reduced to rubble and is no longer livable -- while he is standing next to the Israeli crime minister who is the guy responsible for the reduction of Gaza to rubble.
@AntiM-FtheOrangeTwister
@AntiM-FtheOrangeTwister 5 күн бұрын
“Four lead paint chips and a pack of lucky strikes” - oh Stephen, you ruined the surprise of RFK Jr’s new school lunch program.
@Positivecuriosity46
@Positivecuriosity46 4 күн бұрын
THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE, ONLY HOW THEY WILL PROFIT!
@aprilearnhardt1492
@aprilearnhardt1492 4 күн бұрын
Yes, I keep saying it but nobody's listening left-wing, right-wing, it's still the same garbage bird! NONE OF THEM GIVE A CRAP ABOUT ANY OF US.....
@SallyVaughn-py7yw
@SallyVaughn-py7yw 4 күн бұрын
Yes and when they die they can take none of it with them! They have been deceived by greed, lust!
@Khm__24
@Khm__24 Күн бұрын
First time I enjoyed a Stephen Colbert intro
@Rawbful
@Rawbful 5 күн бұрын
Even Netanyahu couldn’t keep a straight face when he said “all of them”. He had a “man this dude crazy” face going on.
@JJackson-u5w
@JJackson-u5w 5 күн бұрын
No! Netanyayu was elated! Look for the speech he make right after hamas attacked October/ 2023
@divi2747
@divi2747 5 күн бұрын
@@JJackson-u5w netanyahu is a liar and a criminal. Rabin's wife thought he might have been involved in the plot to kill her husband.
@Rico0333
@Rico0333 5 күн бұрын
Trump is too crazy for crazy
@divi2747
@divi2747 5 күн бұрын
@@JJackson-u5w netanyahu is a criminal
@ivy456
@ivy456 5 күн бұрын
​@@JJackson-u5wI think it's both to be honest. This is a dream come true for him but even Trump's speech was just funny.
@ruanaich
@ruanaich 5 күн бұрын
Do USA realise they are The Bad Guys in this movie now?
@garethjones6880
@garethjones6880 5 күн бұрын
Nope!! It’s indoctrination. They keep telling themselves they are the greatest and now they believe it, even as they die from substandard healthcare and terrible foods!!!! I’ll be glad when they get overtaken by China 🇨🇳 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@danbh84
@danbh84 5 күн бұрын
They’re not. The left caused this
@MikMoen
@MikMoen 5 күн бұрын
77 million Americans have Stockholm syndrome.
@blackroseamor
@blackroseamor 5 күн бұрын
Not all of us voted for him
@bowi1332
@bowi1332 5 күн бұрын
​​@@blackroseamorI think most people know. But... The same can be said about the citizens of every countries. (talking about how some countries are depicted as "bad guys" in American movies...)
@maeversailles4609
@maeversailles4609 5 күн бұрын
I’m getting crazy and even more crazy minute by minute. I’m overwhelmed by the bad news and turning into the darkest moments in history again, as much as I am fighting for my freedom and many others rights, im literally so terrified and scared for so many lives not just in the America, but those abroad as well. I’m terrified of all of the dark history being repeated, evil is everywhere. I needed an escape most of the time through Colbert and so many other people who help me get through the dark times. I’m so terrified of the morals going down the line and being lost into a crazy cult. I needed an escape most of all sir.
@smileeysface
@smileeysface 5 күн бұрын
I've been playing songs from the 80's mostly tonight. Too much the last few days.
@lilianevanbel3123
@lilianevanbel3123 5 күн бұрын
So infinitely true and sad!😭
@nativechique7589
@nativechique7589 5 күн бұрын
🙏
@eileenm6652
@eileenm6652 5 күн бұрын
@@smileeysfacegreat idea... what are some of the songs? I put Robert Palmer on other night... Johnny and Mary.. then his cover of Marvin Gaye, Mercy... I heard all the lyrics for the first time on my headphones and I just cried and cried. Let's try some David Bowie, I'm afraid of Americans. that's a good one
@LoisMillar
@LoisMillar 5 күн бұрын
❤I drink 🍸 🤪 js All stay Strong
@deborahkogan8742
@deborahkogan8742 4 күн бұрын
So good. We need something to cheer us during this horrible time.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 күн бұрын
World War Dumb is on the horizon... because Donnie wants another golf course.
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 5 күн бұрын
Thank you Stephen for trying to comfort America if for only a brief time from the Trumpster fire and reminding us of how good it was in the '70's.
@andyboulais8754
@andyboulais8754 5 күн бұрын
It’s heartbreaking to hear that so many people are getting displaced. This is a crime against humanity. No one should ever be displaced. They did the same to native Americans. He wants Greenland, now Gaza. Who’s next. This out of control. I’m a veteran and I’m ashamed of how this country has become in the last 2 weeks. This is NOT what I fought for.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 күн бұрын
One, where are all people who said Israel was committing a genocide now, when Cheeto is making "Lebensraum" for the rich in Gaza? 🦗 Two, you fought? With a racially segregated army against the Nazis. You need to come to terms with what you have wrought.
@madjock-ig5bv
@madjock-ig5bv 4 күн бұрын
People have been getting displaced in Gaza for years. This isn't new. In fact innocent women and children have been murdered whilst actually being displaced on the orders of Israel. They do what they are asked and the IDF murder them. Hind Rajab will not be forgotten. Biden armed the genocide and most said nothing. Those who stood up were name called and arrested and beaten up. These crimes are not new.
@denny7209
@denny7209 4 күн бұрын
It's absolutely NOT what My Grandfather fought for! This is Disgusting! SHAME ON GREED!!!!!!!! PIG'S
@benjammin1212
@benjammin1212 4 күн бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 "The battle of Bamber Bridge" is a great example of what you mentioned about the segregated US army at the time, thankfully, we Brits did not agree and took a stand.
@bluefandango
@bluefandango 4 күн бұрын
but on the contrary, this is what you and your fellow companions died and bled for. you just did not understand it.
@SEPEHRSEDIGH
@SEPEHRSEDIGH 3 күн бұрын
very great show ♥thankyou so much
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