Daniel Craig Takes The Colbert Questionert

[@AC-bw4xw]

"Nothing. We become stars." Daniel proving once again that he's the greatest ❤

[@xScooterAZx]

Reminds me of a movie about a Dragon dying and going up to become a star. It was with Dennis Quaid and Sean Connery as the Dragon. It was "Dragonheart".

[@BrennFilm]

He is right. After we die, all our molecules stay on earth, which will be swallowed by our sun in 5 billion years time. That will than implode and it will spew its guts into space from which a new star will eventually be born.

[@margaretpeabody243]

I like the simplicity of Daniel's answers. They seemed genuine and heartfelt.

[@emu_warrior]

aah yes, "Orange", "both", "black mamba". He's so deep and wise us plebians couldn't come close to his greatness....

[@jlt131]

@@emu_warrior go back to bed and get up on the other side

[@emu_warrior]

@@jlt131 get out of bed and go outside into the real world, lol

[@topsyturvyy4558]

@@emu_warrior These are simple-minded questions. There is not one song, not one book, not one option in life it all depends on the mood you are in, the day, the season, etc.

[@klasi58]

I love how Daniel actually gave some thought to answering every question. He feels so genuine and down to earth, with no 'I am a big star who you should worship" attitude. ❤️👏🏼

[@d.263]

He's a Pisces. We're (usually?) considered genuine, sensitive, and thoughtful. We should all aspire to Daniel's level of lovely 🥰

[@Markle2k]

He looks like he’s listening to Stephen through an interpreter.

[@MTMF.london]

@@Markle2k For someone who plays a super spy who makes decisions on the fly regarding the dangerous situations he finds himself in or whether to eliminate his enemies, I find his indecisiveness a bit odd.

[@KatkaJessie]

@@MTMF.london that's why he is a good actor ☺️

[@gameroftheyear1000]

He’s from what I’ve heard in the camp of the likes of Christian Bale when it comes to acting. He loves the art of acting and will always go to lengths to get into character, whether it’s bodily, learning an accent or background, but he hates all the publicity that goes with being a movie star and always tries to go Incognito when he’s out and about trying to live his personal life which I would get. I’d hated having a camera following me around every time I go grocery shopping.

[@slypear]

"Joan Armatrading - Love and Affection" Excellent answer.

[@Thats_so_maha]

It’s insane how I don’t know him personally but you can FEEL how genuine and kind he is! Mr Graig much love from Morocco!

[@d.263]

I can't believe he named Love and Affection by Joan Armatrading!!! I was just listening to that song (for the millionth time) yesterday. Obscure and lovely choice. 💜

[@DorothyPotterSnyder]

Can I just say that Daniel Craig's pocket square is a master touch.

[@batgurrl]

I adore this segment. Would love to see more of them. Daniel Graig seems to prove they are NOT given the questions ahead of time😂

[@isaiahayers1550]

True, and yet, they're the same questions to everybody who gets this Questionert. Perhaps he just doesn't watch the show, or they don't know that they'll be asked ahead of time.

[@ross-carlson]

@@isaiahayers1550 Of COURSE he doesn't watch the show/segment - this would be worse if he did.

[@annsmith-reiser3362]

Love and Affection by Joan Armatrading...great answer!

[@Neyonius]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Daniel Craig said "Oh, fuck me." so quietly and smoothly that it didn't get bleeped on national television?

[@JSephH76]

Came to say the same thing

[@Neyonius]

@@JSephH76 If you check out his interview with Matt Walsh from this same episode Stephen got bleeped twice for saying fuck. I love it.

[@davidbryden7904]

Sh...we don't want "them" find out! 😏

[@lizannewhitlow1085]

Get real, pal.

[@Thats_so_maha]

Yeah I was screaming that LOL

[@steveng8251]

One of the most authentic ones yet!

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

I love how at 3:00 he starts by saying "nothing" which is most likely reality - but follows it with "we become stars!" and everyone's like yea cool okay!

[@Oudyne]

Everytime I watch these I take the Colbert Questionaire in my head and I find it pretty motivating weirdly enough. Really helps me focus and know myself, what I want and where I want to be.

[@jamesgoines7663]

We should try this with family and friends.

[@judeirwin2222]

Questionnaire

[@janinechansons]

Please do one with Jon Batiste!

[@sandraandrews9907]

With that Grammy win, it's only fitting that he should do one.

[@seppyq3672]

Yes!

[@deveryshepardson3640]

Absolutely

[@caesmonde]

Yes!

[@jb111082]

This NEEDS to happen!

[@marigoldruff]

Love and Affection by Joan Armatrading is truly one of the most beautiful songs ever written. So impressed he picked that song.

[@Spectre124]

ok... He's so freaking funny and I had no idea. I knew he was charming, but some of his answers had me rolling! That last answer was comedic gold. LOL😂

[@jlt131]

it was more clever than even he expected i think - just as you're making the most of life, it ends too soon. loved that.

[@djdollase]

Mentioned Joan Armatrading! Anyone remember her? One of the greats rarely heard about these days! Good to hear her name, Daniel!

[@betterdays105]

One of the best. Seen her at least once a decade beginning in the 1970's. Last time City Winery NYC in 2018.

[@mechanicaldavid4827]

I've got "Drop the Pilot" running through my head right now...

[@BunMinami]

Yeah, I was definitely impressed by his mention of Armatrading!

[@debrabrabenec3731]

Yes! I've loved her music for over 40 years!

[@hayzed9491]

Can't believe Daniel came out with that, same thing I tell my little boy we come from stars and return to them.

[@deansheets]

We are literally made of stardust, Dr Tyson did a podcast on it.

[@visions_of_noah]

Can we appreciate how brilliant his five words were - he made the most with the limited number of words he had.

[@IainLikesHistory]

Joan Armatrading is a massively underated artist. Great choice.

[@reginafris6822]

Love and Affection is an awesome song!

[@Krustenkaese92]

they didn't bleep the 'Fuck me.' Progress, CBS. I love to see it :)

[@battoosh]

You call it progress, Someone else calls it "lost my job"

[@RabblesTheBinx]

it wasn't "progress", it was someone fucking up and missing it

[@annettewelz4591]

Yes Daniel, " Love and Affection" !!! We did get to know you.

[@jenniperez1418]

Loved it- when he said he gives his clothes to charity. And then! when he started to say Show- I immediately thought Joan Armatrading! then he said Love and Affection~ yes! Love you even more now!

[@thaopham5989]

Just love him, such a humble man.

[@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively]

Craig is so wonderfully thoughtful.

[@MTMF.london]

He looked a bit dazed and confused.

[@DanielCraig520]

Oh thanks my great fans you can also be wonderful just has I am.

[@Marianna_vilkova]

More interesting than some other interviews, great, thank you!

[@plcmts17]

Shout out to Joan Armatrading. Her first album was played many times around the house.

[@andrewoneill2046]

Fantastic choice in song

[@JKallday19]

Nothing we become stars 🌠

[@moviebuff6490]

Mr Craig sure seems like a laid back happy man.

[@Jacqueline2279]

I love that he said stars. I've always told my kids when we die we 5hen go into the stars. Their granddad died and I wanted them to know they could still see him.

[@ajnormandgroome]

Best song answer!

[@edwardsmarcom]

That beautiful song plays in my head for days!

[@theodoremockrish4973]

Joan Armatrading love and affection! Yassss!

[@marydonohoe8200]

This guy is heavy duty. The most amazing thing for me about this interview was the fact that when Stephen asked him about the most dangerous animal, my immediate reaction was the black mamba. Then about five seconds later he says it. But there were more-BLT, Indiana Jones #1-weird. Maybe it’s generational. 😉🙏🏼💥

[@isaiahayers1550]

Do you feel like Raiders holds up? I watched it for the first time a few months ago and thought it was kind of awful. There's some good comedy here and there and some decent action sequences, and a wonderful score, but there's also some bad acting, bad dialogue, cheesy moments, bad dubbing, etc.

[@jlt131]

@@isaiahayers1550 the bad acting and cheesy moments are just par for the course in 80s action flicks, no?

[@dee_dee_place]

Of all the people who have been asked these questions, I answered the most in line with Mr. Craig. My favorite action film is "The French Connection" with Gene Hackman, hands down.

[@helenemartinsen5772]

Daniel is a great man to look up to. Im probelly the youngest fan but I love the movies he’s in

[@mlough]

Never mind the “fuck me” when will Stephen learn to pronounce Craig properly 😀

[@weirdunclebob]

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that! "Cregg!"

[@peggygray587]

My favorite song Shelter from the Storm..

[@Red80008]

Daniel Craig is probably THE personification of an actor, because on screen he is the "loudest" and most present and confident person in the whole movie when irl he's the exact opposite... Well done for staying humble and not being a di*k! Keep it up and thank you so much for all your movies!

[@obelesaloka9841]

Always looking awesome !

[@kensalter]

Daniel Craig could play Putin in the upcoming documentary that we all know is coming.

[@alishavpthomas8136]

He was so close - "Make the most of it" was right there

[@jeanneratterman4174]

Daniel Craig is so dear ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@rex-racer]

Still waiting for that magic moment when someone guesses Stephen’s number. There needs to be a prize! (And surprised Daniel didn’t say 007.)

[@jamesgoines7663]

Oh that's never gonna happen. Just like his disdain for oranges because you don't put peanut butter on it.

[@enriqueali]

@@TheGAMESHARQ it's actually three digits

[@frankrizzo739]

Has anybody ever guessed 69? It worked for Bill and Ted! 😋

[@Eidlones]

It's gonna be 111. For Bilbo's birthday

[@LexIconLS]

He hated making the Bond movies allegedly, so it's probably not anywhere near it😅

[@kepler186f4]

"As well as you deserve and as well as I would like...", Stephen.... is cleaning up Bilbo's statement, “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve”

[@chrisl418]

There IS something after life...I know because when my Dad died end of 2020, I could feel him approach from the other room, pause in front of me then move on through the wall at the end of the livingroom. My sister came out from the other room then, and said I should probably come to the other room. I knew Dad was gone, of course, but my sister told me she thought I should come in to say goodbye. Later she told me, "He was still alive when you came in." I didn't refute it at the time. The night after his memorial service we were staying out in Wisconsin at an Airbandb (spelling?) as Dad had wanted to be buried in his distant home town. I told my sister that I'd known Dad was gone because he'd come to say goodbye to me before he left. I told her in more detail than I wrote the above. It was probably the greatest gift Dad could ever give me as I'd lost most of my faith after some rough life experiences. How Dad knew I would sense him there...maybe he didn't know. But I did and just as my sis knew when he was gone, I also knew when he was moving through the livingroom toward where I sat, paused then went on his way. He wasn't just my Dad. He was my friend. I miss him so much. I hope to see him again when it's my time. Since I had a heart attack a month ago, maybe it won't be so long. I'm not afraid anymore.

[@ninajohnson6578]

Yes great song choice!

[@Richard_Nickerson]

The when we die one just made me love him even more. Good answer to action movie too!

[@EricBridges]

lol - his response to that last question is perfect. unbounded optimism bumping up against real-world limitations, all in 5 words. he's a properHemingway, but like, if Hemingway wasn't so depressing.

[@jswjanjan]

Daniel is so sweet.♥️⚘

[@peace4myheart]

Making the most of it

[@krisfrederick5001]

I love how much he labored over this, and I'm a little disappointed Stephen doesn't correct them on the Apples or Oranges anymore 🍎🍊👀

[@isaiahayers1550]

I thought he only gave the reason they were correct when they chose apples? Did he used to correct them?

[@krisfrederick5001]

@@isaiahayers1550 I would say pointed them in the right direction? Yes?

[@weirdunclebob]

@@isaiahayers1550 Other way around. If you answer oranges he says you're wrong. Stephen thinks apples are better "because you can put peanut butter on them." Why he thinks you can't do the same with oranges is beyond me but different strokes etc.

[@andreabradley5837]

@@weirdunclebob Peanut butter is overrated. I like oranges..and cats.

[@weirdunclebob]

@@andreabradley5837 I love cats, dislike dogs, like both oranges and apples and only like PB on bread with jam! 😁

[@666marchisio]

Describe the rest of your life in five words.. - I am Bond, James Bond.

[@vladtepes97]

i never thought i'd live long enough to hear colbert say 'tomato' instead of "toe-may-toe".

[@onlyiforgive5083]

He should of said 007 for guessing the number

[@ALittleFree]

Yes! With John! Agree.

[@katarinazivkovic7764]

"I better make the most" GENIUS ahahha

[@EdelweisSusie]

Daniel should have asked Stephen a question: "Why can't Americans pronounce my surname correctly?"

[@richardroberts8627]

Abso effing lutely!!

[@delta5297]

Daniel Craig motivational poster: "Oranges."

[@Garuski1]

Bond will NEVER be the same without him 😢😢😢😢😢

[@abdulbornio3597]

"Nothing, we become dust" 👏👏👏

[@shantayedincsoy1611]

Stars

[@abdulbornio3597]

Nop, just dust.

[@QUBIQremixer]

When he started to say "Show Some Emotion" I almost peed a little. Any Joan Armatrading is a great choice.

[@kimberlym-w9926]

Daniel Craig is the Bond!! ❤️🎉👍😎

[@pjosepha]

So was Sean and Tim (pierce was close)

[@Vinaluv]

I love these questions. I would like for you to ask Dwayne Johnson, Bruno Mars, Lizzo, Traci Ellis Ross, Halle Berry, Chloe & Halle, Denzel Washington, Spike Lee, Selena Gomez! PLEASE!

[@s.hennigan5801]

Joan 🖤♾ LOVE & AFFECTION

[@infamousElle]

MAN!! MAN!! Man is the scariest animal! (No one gets that)

[@njdevilku1340]

Either Barber's Adagio for strings or the Grand Canyon Suite.

[@lizannewhitlow1085]

Song = Pat Metheny’s “Are You Going with Me?” 5 words = Lifelong Love Affair With Learning. Desert Isle Author = Martin Amis. Sandwich = BLT 🥪🍅🍅🥓🥬 Favorite Film = The English Patient. I know you didn’t ask me.😂

[@IamtheLunchlady]

One thing ive from watching these is that Stephen really doesnt like oranges, cats, or window seats😂

[@ChefStroganoff]

Daniel: “Oh, fuck me…” Stephen: “That’s a good song too”

[@sebastianmoraga4785]

James Bond's laugh is kind of goofy. Loved it.

[@CR-eo2ts]

Wow! DC with the JA shout out. Much respect!

[@harrismazari5484]

WTF missed a chance to say "you will never walk alone" for the last question. An answer both colbert and craig would have loved

[@GamerofGamesGG]

Did Craig just wake up? By question two he was awake.

[@jennifers6435]

Looking better every year🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

[@dibbdee]

Did I just hear that clearly? “ oh, fuck me”. That was amazing

[@blackironkatana]

I bet if Craig had said “007” Stephen would have said “Correct”. Haha

[@tracychristenson177]

Real scariest animal - humans. We're technically animals, but we can buy weapons on credit and hire lawyers. In fact, the lawyers are also human animals with credit cards.

[@GildaLee27]

Only the most incandescent of stars could say that becoming one is nothing.

[@sarahschouveller1993]

I think he meant literal stars like up in outer space.

[@michelebechard1523]

"Nothing, we become stars 🌟 " I've always thought this, as well ❤

[@DerekHoscorner]

Stephen Colbert Daniel Craig questionert awesomeness job interview

[@NewMessage]

You can't eat oranges with peanut butter.. but you can eat oranges with Nutella. And it's glorious.

[@leticiam9109]

Says who?? I love apple slices with peanut butter! If you put a blueberry on top, it's even better. The orange and Nutella mix I've never tried, it's on my list now, thanks!

[@NewMessage]

@@leticiam9109 I meant oranges with pb.. oops!

[@leticiam9109]

@@NewMessage oh! Yeah, I'm with you on that one, even thinking about it is a bit disgusting

[@shaduck06]

daniel craig is already a star

[@pinkobreftempsla]

4:47! Yaaas! Nice answer, Daniel Craig! --another Joan Armatrading fan

[@AlphaFoxDelta]

Fckin legend

[@helnbak9372]

Love this guy

[@kepler186f4]

Golden Lance Head vipers and Irukandji jellyfish. Daniel has such an easy, relaxed sense of humour.

[@i_am_m3384]

I'm waiting for someone, who answers the question 'describe the rest of your live' with: The rest of my live.

[@hugonnava]

The rest of my life in 5 words: much like a fine wine.

[@TheNubadak]

the first Indiana Jones.. Thank you Daniel. Thank you.

[@mpschoo]

Nice song choice

[@davidbryden7904]

Such a hard question, but brilliant choice 👏 👌

[@Fanney47]

I love Craig. ❤️❤️❤️

[@BrianMiller-x1n]

always awesome

[@westsidejatt]

4:54 he should said 007😂😂

[@AlanJOHNSTONE-u1w]

He’s actually got a geeky laugh 😂😂😂

[@AlexDuWaldt]

4:25 XD they did not bleep that LOOOOOOL

[@BaileySweet7]

He and Keanu have been my fave. Gerard Butler would be awesome.

[@1bornconfused922]

Please do one with Evie!!

[@comfortinnnorth5762]

I've never heard anyone answer, "Man," when asked what the scariest animal is.

[@randolphpinkle4482]

And it is the perfect answer.

[@cleverusername9369]

If you've seen Conan O'Brien's remote episode from Australia, you'll know that Conan is extremely, almost obnoxiously aware that the most dangerous animal is MAN.