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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@slothachunk
@slothachunk Күн бұрын
The U.S. should save all health insurer CEOs and executives from future Luigis by enacting Universal Health Care for all Americans.
@JohnPeacekeeper
@JohnPeacekeeper Күн бұрын
Unfortunately, we already know Americans and CEOs are not smart. Imagine an American CEO.
@musicinggp
@musicinggp Күн бұрын
I truly don't care if they are saved.
@cosmicsquid
@cosmicsquid Күн бұрын
Agreed, all Americans in all 36 American countries. MAGA is alive?
@computingbee
@computingbee Күн бұрын
I got two notices today that two of the claims from my doctors were denied $1076 $492 I have been paying insurance for 20+ years and just recently started to regularly see doctors Between my employer and myself I pay on avg $400+ per month What is this nonsense and scam?
@arcticgoddess
@arcticgoddess Күн бұрын
​@@computingbeeDo enraging. Send them a spreadsheet totalling everything you paid, and ask why, when you've rarely had a claim. Act grumpy and ask for a manager!
@Johnny-magpies
@Johnny-magpies Күн бұрын
Kimberley Guilfoyle to be Ambassador to Greece, an absolute insult to Greece.
@belindared3389
@belindared3389 Күн бұрын
Wow , well , I don't think that !!!!
@TurfSurf
@TurfSurf Күн бұрын
Greece is only one Turkey away from Syria, she is very lucky!
@edwardmazur5774
@edwardmazur5774 Күн бұрын
Qualified, her face is full of grease
@mxmurphy
@mxmurphy Күн бұрын
an insult to any country...even our own
@marcosolo6491
@marcosolo6491 Күн бұрын
True, but Junior wanted her as far as possible, and Greece being one of the few countries we can afford to insult without consequence, it was one of the smartest moves by Trump so far.
@tomscott4438
@tomscott4438 Күн бұрын
Somewhere Evie is both bursting with pride and bursting with uncontrollable laughter.
@BettyVeronica2.0
@BettyVeronica2.0 Күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@matthew3136
@matthew3136 Күн бұрын
Evie is heavily invested in this website. I know it.
@pennygleeson5029
@pennygleeson5029 Күн бұрын
So yes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@j4byers
@j4byers Күн бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks that BetUS put him there because they "bet" he would talk about it and give them a ton of free exposure? Logically, since Colbert always makes People Magazines guy into a big thing every year, it would be a pretty reasonable wager that if he got wind of the BetUS thing he would talk about it.
@Rocky-w5r
@Rocky-w5r Күн бұрын
Stephen colbert should not be celebrating a sexiest man list that has james corden in the top 5 😂
@alyssasauder4809
@alyssasauder4809 Күн бұрын
A guy who couldn't get away with murder killed a guy who could get away with murder,. Guess we have to compare the body counts from each to determine who the bad guy was.
@duicic8541
@duicic8541 Күн бұрын
To quote a classic… „why not both?“
@Marvinmartion
@Marvinmartion Күн бұрын
That’s a pretty easy one!
@jeank8061
@jeank8061 Күн бұрын
"When you're rich they let you do it."
@sevresblue
@sevresblue Күн бұрын
Right!
@carmenmagana6114
@carmenmagana6114 Күн бұрын
8p😊90😊😊
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Күн бұрын
"When the rich rob the poor, it's called business. When the poor fight back, it's called violence." - Mark Twain
@DaveTheeMan-wj2nk
@DaveTheeMan-wj2nk Күн бұрын
"It's treason then" - Anakin Skywalker.
@nathansullivan4433
@nathansullivan4433 Күн бұрын
“It’s treason then” - The Senate
@BatmanSays
@BatmanSays Күн бұрын
When U do crime … u become president. ---USA
@ThereIsNeverEnough
@ThereIsNeverEnough Күн бұрын
when the poor cant fight back, it's called history...
@notconvinced
@notconvinced Күн бұрын
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@photovincent
@photovincent Күн бұрын
“Do all Trump’s nominees want to destroy the agency they’re supposed to lead”? Yes, that is EXACTLY the idea.
@GreatMindsThinkForLikes
@GreatMindsThinkForLikes Күн бұрын
It parallels Trump being elected which initiated the country's self destruct sequence. I suppose the self destruct can be overridden, but in the next few years incompetent heads of government agencies can twist their failures into further proof that the agency they lead needs to be dismantled and the destruction will continue with popular support.
@Jenny_Oblivion
@Jenny_Oblivion 21 сағат бұрын
Just like the last time, but worse. Remember his EPA pick from last time?
@LeoLover-l9e
@LeoLover-l9e 20 сағат бұрын
Just like dejoy 🙄
@citizenlaw7159
@citizenlaw7159 19 сағат бұрын
Destroy or clean the swamp? Get help for your TDS.
@GreatMindsThinkForLikes
@GreatMindsThinkForLikes 12 сағат бұрын
@@citizenlaw7159 My local water district put in a new filtering system in part to deal with TDS/ total dissolved solids. The filtering system was possible because of a federal grant. Having competent people running government agencies with an understanding of how those agencies can work for the general good isn't the swamp. Of course a liar can call it the swamp and destroy an agency claiming they are draining the swamp when they are actually filling their own pockets and redirecting federal funds to individuals that will give them kickbacks, because there is always another lie to cover the previous lie and now the majority is willing to repeat the lies and ignore the consequences of those lies.
@quinnftw7645
@quinnftw7645 Күн бұрын
Grifters. We've turned our government over to a bunch of god damn grifters.
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde Күн бұрын
@@quinnftw7645 yep, we will soon be sleeping in the bed we made for ourselves.
@gray3284
@gray3284 Күн бұрын
I hate how people keep saying "we" like everyone voted for fascism, because I sure as fuck voted for Harris!
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 Күн бұрын
​@@gray3284I sure as fuck did also.
@davidladjani108
@davidladjani108 Күн бұрын
Again.
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 Күн бұрын
Sure did!
@Czarina888777
@Czarina888777 Күн бұрын
Jury nullification is when the jury in a criminal trial gives a verdict of not guilty even though they think a defendant has broken the law. A hung jury is a jury that is unable to reach a unanimous verdict after extended deliberation, resulting in a new trial and potentially damaging the case. Both are legal in the US, but if you announce your intent to implement one of these outcomes during jury selection you will be rejected from serving on the jury. Spread the word.
@5m0k3y9
@5m0k3y9 Күн бұрын
Remember O.J.
@judydavis4715
@judydavis4715 22 сағат бұрын
The judge isn't allowed to tell the jury about nullification
@curanderoverde
@curanderoverde Күн бұрын
He's the sexiest man because for the last 10 years or so he's kept us alive through his humor
@lauren_WI
@lauren_WI Күн бұрын
💯
@KeepinItReal1313
@KeepinItReal1313 Күн бұрын
He’s a good looking guy as well though
@Jeudaos
@Jeudaos Күн бұрын
facts
@RealnoMis
@RealnoMis Күн бұрын
Sexiest man on a list where James Corden came third. I dont think personality, looks or humor were taken into account.
@feelthejoy
@feelthejoy Күн бұрын
He’s also handsome. And compassionate. And he loves his wife.
@samanthamariefreeman335
@samanthamariefreeman335 Күн бұрын
How could we ever expect qualified candidates for the administration, when the person nominating them is absolutely UNQUALIFIED. DT is obviously NOT fully in command of his faculties.
@stephenmcfarland2298
@stephenmcfarland2298 Күн бұрын
Deny the lies. Defend the sick. Depose the tyrants.
@1destinyslegacy
@1destinyslegacy Күн бұрын
Well said...
@gogreen7794
@gogreen7794 Күн бұрын
This was no downtrodden, uninsured factory worker who shot a man in the back.
@KillerQueensRyche
@KillerQueensRyche Күн бұрын
@@gogreen7794 ok and?
@tehm-tpc
@tehm-tpc Күн бұрын
@@gogreen7794 ♫ ...but it CAN be!!! ♫ Jury Nullification about to be the Word of the Year for 2025! "Does topping the list make me the sexiest man alive?" Nope! But apparently there's now a roadmap to being seen as the most popular and handsome HERO in the entire US. Good chance this guy walks scott free. Hell, good chance this guy's President in 2033 if he doesn't get drowned out by a better copycat soon! XD
@roncatdog
@roncatdog Күн бұрын
@@gogreen7794 Neither was the victim.
@rimibchatterjee
@rimibchatterjee Күн бұрын
Courage is sexy. So is kindness.
@rimibchatterjee
@rimibchatterjee Күн бұрын
Also having a pulse 😂
@Merry-m4g
@Merry-m4g Күн бұрын
I wish! He's already fighting extradition and pleading not guilty. Courage? He shot someone in the back with a silencer. He fled. He is anti-capitalist and was eating in a fast food joint. He's just a mess! I don't have a dog in this fight but to say he's got courage? I'd agree if he just let police get to him as soon as he shot. Or if he was now admitting to his guilt and standing up for what he believes. That is not courage... that's cowardice :/ If I saw him being dragged by police - as many other protesters that gave their life for their causes - while yelling and showing that he is aware he gave his life up for the greater good..... that would be courage. Not this lol
@SomewhatSlightlyBored
@SomewhatSlightlyBored Күн бұрын
@@Merry-m4g They were talking about Colbert...
@simplypositiveme
@simplypositiveme Күн бұрын
Thissss!!!😊 Go Luigi!!!!!
@Merry-m4g
@Merry-m4g Күн бұрын
@@SomewhatSlightlyBored Meh. Even if it is, my point stands, I'm ok with it being in the wrong place. People can understand it - just like you did :)
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Күн бұрын
Universal Healthcare NOW
@marcpeterson1092
@marcpeterson1092 Күн бұрын
Yes, because using CAPITAL letters in KZbin comments is so effective.
@LyonsM
@LyonsM Күн бұрын
N0, not now. Dumpy is against everything that is for sane Americans. He only cares about MAGA as if we aren’t Americans.
@poorthing
@poorthing Күн бұрын
I highly reccomend CAPS​@@marcpeterson1092
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 Күн бұрын
​@@marcpeterson1092 you triggered by caps, eh?? 😂
@Alterragen-sg3od
@Alterragen-sg3od Күн бұрын
Wrong president was elected for that to even be considered.. they'll be too busy killing off what little healthcare we have..
@cottonkittencandy
@cottonkittencandy Күн бұрын
hegseth's chest tattoo looks like he's posing for a third reich calendar
@thisbushnell2012
@thisbushnell2012 Күн бұрын
Looks like? That tat would make a nice lampshade, nicht wahr?
@brenrenn8306
@brenrenn8306 Күн бұрын
That was most likely his idea at the time, this guy‘s mind is more than twisted
@druski7896
@druski7896 Күн бұрын
yeah when i first saw that i was like..they didn't seriously just overtly show off a nazi symbol as a chest tattoo did they? but nope. they did.
@Wes-x9p
@Wes-x9p Күн бұрын
Looks like the IRON Cross to me.
@1withoutshadow
@1withoutshadow Күн бұрын
The Iron Cross is a famous German military medal, the Nazi regime in Germany superimposed a swastika on the traditional medal. Neo-Nazis and other white supremacists adopted it as a hate symbol and it has been a commonly-used hate symbol ever since. Today, since it's been overused an Iron Cross in isolation cannot be determined to be a hate symbol. Care must therefore be used to correctly interpret this symbol in whatever context in which it may be found. So yeah... Third Reich Calendar
@thedigitaldignitary
@thedigitaldignitary Күн бұрын
"snitches get filet o'fishes" 😂 More like "snitches sleep with the filet o'fishes"
@Cool-Tina
@Cool-Tina Күн бұрын
Looked for this comment, didn't see it. Made the comment, scrolled down, saw it here. Scrolled up, deleted mine, came back to drop a 😅. 😅
@UmmYeahOk
@UmmYeahOk Күн бұрын
Snitches get stitches. Unfortunately the claim was denied.
@dmiller5765
@dmiller5765 Күн бұрын
👏
@SamuelLopez-j6c
@SamuelLopez-j6c Күн бұрын
❤That Bro!😅😊
@Marvinmartion
@Marvinmartion Күн бұрын
Perfect!
@winesap2
@winesap2 Күн бұрын
Those white supremacist tattoos on Hegseths chest should disqualify him from serving in government but for the trump admin they are things to list on his resume.
@karleedemmer
@karleedemmer 22 сағат бұрын
Are they? I just assumed they were religious or tribal or something. I don't really know anything about that sort of thing.
@Meirstein
@Meirstein 22 сағат бұрын
@@karleedemmer The one on his chest is a crusader cross. Generally not the best idea for someone dealing with a whole lot of Muslims.
@jacobsimkins6346
@jacobsimkins6346 12 сағат бұрын
​@karleedemmer a cross in general? No. That one specifically? Absolutely yes. People forget the kkk was a religious christian extremist group who used the Bible to justify their crimes, and therefore imbued Christian imagery into their iconography and dog whistles. Disgusting, really
@TribbleBot
@TribbleBot Күн бұрын
Health insurance companies hate this one simple trick
@marcpeterson1092
@marcpeterson1092 Күн бұрын
Quick! Tell me! I will click on anything! Here's all my personal information! Please empty my bank account!
@xxdeviousv2
@xxdeviousv2 Күн бұрын
Holy shit😂
@saraloking5993
@saraloking5993 Күн бұрын
😆Try not to laugh when you read this comment!
@annehatter3319
@annehatter3319 Күн бұрын
"Does he appoint people that want to dismantle the department they're put in charge of?" Obviously. Yes. Since the first day 1.
@Jane-gt6ef
@Jane-gt6ef Күн бұрын
Oh yes. T wants to control everyone and everything. If you eliminate those institutions, there is only an authoritarian ruler left. Or a tyrant.
@pennygleeson5029
@pennygleeson5029 Күн бұрын
I was gonna say Stephen, your sexiness lies in your intelligence, your humour, your gentleness, your clear adoration of your lovely wife - but you're pretty gorgeous even so 😎😎😎❤️❤️
@sararichardson737
@sararichardson737 Күн бұрын
And he dances beautifully❤
@mariehernandez5878
@mariehernandez5878 Күн бұрын
I would have voted for him!
@thedramaqueen7
@thedramaqueen7 Күн бұрын
💯
@kittiecorner
@kittiecorner Күн бұрын
Truer words were never spoken. He is all that and more. Including, in the old days, a helluvan actor.
@serinmarsh3447
@serinmarsh3447 Күн бұрын
So agreed! Your humor , your kindness, your love and adoration of Evie is very adorable. This makes you super handsome!
@Coffeemom420
@Coffeemom420 Күн бұрын
Luigi Mangione sparked a unified class consciousness!
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 Күн бұрын
It is a class war.
@Andrew_Waples
@Andrew_Waples Күн бұрын
​@@bobbarker1798Millionaire vs a Billionaire?
@oulibemusic1257
@oulibemusic1257 Күн бұрын
we know now about what to speak with magas
@Hexadecimate
@Hexadecimate Күн бұрын
He's the Guy Faux we needed 1:03 sympathy to the family 💖 losing a parent is never easy
@Hexadecimate
@Hexadecimate Күн бұрын
​@@Andrew_WaplesI'm Batman 😂 2:03 Luigi reminds me of Joker. Poor guy. KEEP THIS MAN SAFE 2:35 please 😂 you lotr nerd 2:58 big boy 💖
@andrewbayada2475
@andrewbayada2475 Күн бұрын
I wonder if Hegseth would be so bold as to stand encircled by 10,000 combat hardened women of the Ukraine & speak his mind! Hmmmmmmmm! 😊!
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 Күн бұрын
He was harrassing fellow female veterans when he was working for the so called non-profit veterans organization.
@philipbranco9568
@philipbranco9568 Күн бұрын
Perhaps Sarah Cahill could give a piece of her mind. She's an Armed Forces of Ukraine spokeswoman, and an American-Ukrainian correspondent. Plus, she's a trans woman.
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 Күн бұрын
Just a month ago he said women were4 unfit for combat. I doubt he's had a sudden Come To Jesus moment despite what he said on Fox the other day.
@sarahjeannepeterson5536
@sarahjeannepeterson5536 Күн бұрын
If I may add, Stephen is also a great actor!!! I will never forget the magnificent job he did on Law and Order!!! Bravo!!! 👏👌
@kittiecorner
@kittiecorner Күн бұрын
One of my very favorite episodes. In fact I didn't even realize he was a comedian until I started watching him on this show, only a few years ago.
@90sbaby4eva
@90sbaby4eva Күн бұрын
I’ve had a crush on Stephen for more than a decade… He’s smart, he’s talented, he’s hilarious, he’s kind and, yes, SEXY - what’s not to love? Only the fact that he’s happily taken and none of us simps have a shot. I think I fell for his comedic persona on the ‘Colbert Report’ (I think it was the eyebrows 😂) so not actually him, and it took me a while to move on from that iteration of Stephen. But I found my way back. Now my crushy feelings have turned to straight-up respect and admiration for how good he is at what he does. I didn’t watch him during the first Trump administration, but I know a lot of people got through that time with him laughing them through it. I have a feeling his work will come to be that much more important to us all over the next four years at least. Our guy is not only sexy AF, he’s a pillar of our society. Love you, Stephen. ❤
@karolawatches
@karolawatches Күн бұрын
Evie’s always smiling!
@annmarieholland4242
@annmarieholland4242 Күн бұрын
I AGREE!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ HE IS VERY SEXY!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@jimmurphy834
@jimmurphy834 Күн бұрын
Get a life.
@JoshJones-37334
@JoshJones-37334 Күн бұрын
@ take yours anytime. Here, kitty kitty
@anthonyrichardson343
@anthonyrichardson343 Күн бұрын
Look at Louis dejoy ,he has destroyed the post office while raising postage 6 times in 4 yrs and giving himself 2 raises
@kittiecorner
@kittiecorner Күн бұрын
Did you see him covering his ears like a little kid going "Nyah nyah nyah!" at the hearing? I think he actually said, "I can't hear you!"
@LindaSafley-g1o
@LindaSafley-g1o Күн бұрын
Dear Stephan: Thanks for your Humour, because I am worried about everything, why, because the nation headed for fascists, been so sick over, what has happen, God help us all!
@sagebutterfly2
@sagebutterfly2 Күн бұрын
This is exactly what I was going to write. Let's do our best to trust.... I know it's not easy BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OF US ON THE SIDE OF GOOD!!! (And truthfully, it pisses me off that THAT guy can even begin to steal my inner peace.)
@cosmicsquid
@cosmicsquid Күн бұрын
In God We Trust so far so good. MAGA is here?
@mikehennessy6766
@mikehennessy6766 Күн бұрын
if you are worried about every thing. watching this fear mongering hysteria isnt going to help
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde Күн бұрын
God has given people free will to choose between good and evil. Sadly we have chosen evil; and so we will soon sleep in the bed we made for ourselves.
@ArtFlowersBeeze8815
@ArtFlowersBeeze8815 Күн бұрын
We all worry. The president elect is already insulting us in Canada.
@andybolfert2277
@andybolfert2277 Күн бұрын
Officer Frye is unable to give a press conference at this time. He is on sick leave due to a fractured McRib.
@christinevr7698
@christinevr7698 Күн бұрын
🎉😂😂😂🎯🏆🥇
@joborison9764
@joborison9764 Күн бұрын
Omg I laughed way too hard at that.
@ninabishop8634
@ninabishop8634 Күн бұрын
Hegseth is unqualified. Period, period, period.
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 Күн бұрын
Hegseth is below unqualified.
@dallasoleary187
@dallasoleary187 Күн бұрын
But that makes him perfect for the job. DOD is the most wasteful cabinet department. If Congress (or Musk & Vivek) hates him or thinks he's laughable, maybe, just maybe, they'll stop giving his department so much money.
@bunyipdragon9499
@bunyipdragon9499 Күн бұрын
He couldn't run a non-profit with only 5 staff (one of the no profit vet charities he was in charge of) so he doesn't have a hope of running the entire military, except to do what he does best -- syphon off any funds going spare 😂
@jenniferneedham5514
@jenniferneedham5514 Күн бұрын
They all are.
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 Күн бұрын
And Hegseth will NEVER be qualified for that job. But I bet Republicans still confirm him nonetheless. Elections can have unfortunate consequences, and we're about to experience a whole slew of those unfortunately consequences.....
@akadayana
@akadayana Күн бұрын
My husband every time I’m watching this show….”oh you’re watching your boyfriend?!” lol 😂 😅 (of course he’s always kidding, but I’m always like “yeah”.)
@angelezebuiro9676
@angelezebuiro9676 Күн бұрын
I wonder how Evie reacted to this announcement?🤔😏. Good for you, Stephen. Intelligence and humor make you sexy.❤😂🔥
@LeftCoastStephen
@LeftCoastStephen Күн бұрын
She might have been behind it. But I doubt it😉😂 Edit I would really, REALLY like to see her reaction.
@SilverAuntie
@SilverAuntie Күн бұрын
And that impish twinkle in his eye!😉
@MySkyflyer
@MySkyflyer Күн бұрын
She's been on the show and seems like she would be the one behind it. 😂😂
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 Күн бұрын
I can't argue against that!
@Rocky-w5r
@Rocky-w5r Күн бұрын
Stephen colbert should not be celebrating a sexiest man list that has james corden in the top 5 😂
@spicyirwin5835
@spicyirwin5835 Күн бұрын
Great monologue! Thx Writers🥳🤣😅🤣🥳
@DoubleGoat9Cap-Gem-Sag
@DoubleGoat9Cap-Gem-Sag Күн бұрын
Pete Hegseth says he will quit drinking once he gets the position (and not one moment sooner 😝). And I am surprised he hasn't just chalked up all of his past controversial statements by, "Well, I was drunk when I said that." Especially when you had your own mother go on a full-blown rant about how bad your drinking and womanizing has been.
@sharonpeterson896
@sharonpeterson896 Күн бұрын
Next his Mama will be campaigning for him to get a parade or maybe posters everywhere extolling his virtues like JD's mama is doing.
@SmellyBones
@SmellyBones Күн бұрын
If he stops drinking, we can stop worrying about the drinking and continue to worry about the permanent brain damage from the previous drinking.
@paulrandig
@paulrandig Күн бұрын
If we ever needed the joy-bringing sound of Evie laughing in the background - this would have been the perfect opportunity!
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 Күн бұрын
We love your show stephen colbert
@dionysuslevin9222
@dionysuslevin9222 Күн бұрын
Haha love you Stephen, you got my vote! Thanks for a great episode! 👍
@lga9046
@lga9046 Күн бұрын
We are kept scared, uncertain, uninsured, and powerless to fight it. BY DESIGN. THAT's why there's this response. On top of that we are scolded for wanting better, for cheering the message way up the ranks... GET IN TOUCH WITH AMERICA! We absolutely know corporations have bought & sold our entire existence! And the best we get is a scolding.
@MySkyflyer
@MySkyflyer Күн бұрын
Bot
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 Күн бұрын
Abolish Citizens United. Get heritage project out of government. Make sure 1954 Johnson Amendment is not repealed. Important. Notify your Congress people.
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 Күн бұрын
Well said! Sad world.
@jimmurphy834
@jimmurphy834 Күн бұрын
The same people you are bitching about control the government, the food you eat, the tv propaganda you so readily gobble up and your music. Wake TF up
@graciewhite8108
@graciewhite8108 Күн бұрын
The Literal Irony to everything you commented is: Colbert, Kimmel etc. Represent the opinions and objectives of their Corporate employers. They are Corporate mouth pieces to the entity that writes their pay check.
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf Күн бұрын
"Do all of Trump's nominees want to destroy the agency they're going to lead?" Yes. Yes, they do.
@ecamp6360
@ecamp6360 Күн бұрын
I seriously thought "Officer Fry" was a joke, until I saw it on LSSC. Thank you for real news.
@vintagethings9187
@vintagethings9187 Күн бұрын
Overseen by Detective Broil!
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Күн бұрын
Trump told his personal physician: "Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
@Stoicisbetter
@Stoicisbetter Күн бұрын
That sounds like a Groucho Marx one!
@saraloking5993
@saraloking5993 Күн бұрын
Boomboom! 🥁
@utopianna
@utopianna Күн бұрын
Well, let me put it this way, Stephen, you are the last man I look at after I go to bed each night.
@macareuxmoine
@macareuxmoine Күн бұрын
Giggle 🤭 here in Germany he’s the sexy guy I wake up with every morning 😊
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva Күн бұрын
"Before you go to sleep".
@SilverAuntie
@SilverAuntie Күн бұрын
Yep, I can't go to sleep until I see your smiling face. Somehow, you make the day seem less horrible and gives me and my family hope that, maybe, we can all get through these next four years, with some semblance of sanity surviving, despite Donnie and his mindless minions. And, have you noticed that, when people speak out against Donnie, they are invited to visit him at Mar-a-lago. When they leave, they have, suddenly, done a 180, and are in total support of Donnie and his crazy ideas. It really reminds me of Invasion of the Body Snatchers! What we then see are the mindless clones that have no independent thought, only acting on direction of the Collective, otherwise known as MAGA. (I know, my imagination runs wild sometimes!) 😂😂😂
@thomasbraeking6225
@thomasbraeking6225 Күн бұрын
@@SilverAuntie Not that wild. LOTS of people have agreed to do heinous things for money.
@mayflowerkid4422
@mayflowerkid4422 Күн бұрын
lol
@artel6225
@artel6225 Күн бұрын
Never disappointed 😂😂😂pudding pills… team Colbert, really😂😂😂 I laughed so hard🤣🤣OMG…
@NediSafa
@NediSafa Күн бұрын
You are also the most likable celebrity!
@JerseyfreshXx
@JerseyfreshXx Күн бұрын
After the gunman was arrested by officer Frye, he was turned over to Mayor McCheese for sentencing 😂
@saraloking5993
@saraloking5993 Күн бұрын
Is Officer Frye the one who arrested The Hamburgler?
@jalabi99
@jalabi99 Күн бұрын
6:09 "Snitches get to sleep with the Filets o'Fishes" was right there, man
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 Күн бұрын
"get the Filet o'Fishes" can still mean "get to sleep with..." if you say it differently in your head.
@mateonoctis3114
@mateonoctis3114 Күн бұрын
That's not just "a protester", that's Laura Loomer. Probably the only time Billy Long has been likable in his entire life, and it was against the lunatic that advises Donald Trump. There's no escaping the black hole of awfulness that is the current GOP.
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 Күн бұрын
Fasten your seatbelts, January's coming fast
@ulysessoliverasponyman
@ulysessoliverasponyman Күн бұрын
Yeah let's get ready
@ryanolson8879
@ryanolson8879 Күн бұрын
scary times are coming
@SilverAuntie
@SilverAuntie Күн бұрын
To paraphrase Bette Davis, "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy four years."
@HiroJJ94
@HiroJJ94 Күн бұрын
@@SilverAuntie >four years you guys are so optimistic lmao
@MaNazar-t6c
@MaNazar-t6c Күн бұрын
@@HiroJJ94 My thoughts exactly. The lunatic intends to stay till he dies and then give it to one of his favorite children. I still think that will be his mistress Ivanka.
@Cliffton-h6o
@Cliffton-h6o Күн бұрын
Cannot believe that Officer Frye line solicited my nonstop laughter...I mean I just couldn't stop laughing...The world is stressful right now 😂
@Opus313
@Opus313 Күн бұрын
This is where the rubber hits the road and we find out how strong the country is... can it survive Donnie Demento's Lunatic Show?
@ArtFlowersBeeze8815
@ArtFlowersBeeze8815 Күн бұрын
Not just your country...the nice people to the north may have to go all Karate Kid on the bully.
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 Күн бұрын
Jesus Christ.. I hope so
@KoroaWasTaken
@KoroaWasTaken Күн бұрын
@@ArtFlowersBeeze8815 ...and do what exactly lol
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 Күн бұрын
It's too late. The people have voted.
@CarRamRod-i9o
@CarRamRod-i9o Күн бұрын
@KoroaWasTaken whatever it takes
@mlowe7245
@mlowe7245 Күн бұрын
Congrats Colbert!
@jimfleming3975
@jimfleming3975 Күн бұрын
Yes. Mr. Eye Candy, North America, 5 years running.
@jeanielowe3246
@jeanielowe3246 Күн бұрын
"Principal Bullfrog" 😂😂
@followsuittrading
@followsuittrading Күн бұрын
My nightly medicine
@Jayluvlee87
@Jayluvlee87 Күн бұрын
Same
@CapnPink28
@CapnPink28 Күн бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That heckler as Laura Loomer!!! That was funny as fuck!
@lbednaz
@lbednaz Күн бұрын
The White House is turning into QVC central!
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 Күн бұрын
He monetizes everything. We are the material world
@CrestoneMountains
@CrestoneMountains Күн бұрын
yep, I wouldn't be surprised at anything he changes - heck, I could see them start charging to tour the WH!
@screechingwind114
@screechingwind114 Күн бұрын
Surprised the Song Material Girl was not 45s Theme Song at Rallies.
@Marvinmartion
@Marvinmartion Күн бұрын
Jesus that’s it! Good one!
@DanaWhitten
@DanaWhitten Күн бұрын
I love you, Stephen! You're pretty much the only one who makes me laugh...😂🎉
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Күн бұрын
"Pudding pills? Why didn't I think of that!" -Bill Cosby
@christinevr7698
@christinevr7698 Күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@maryjane9299
@maryjane9299 Күн бұрын
hahaha
@DuaneJeffers
@DuaneJeffers Күн бұрын
That protestor that Billy Long did the auction house voice with? President-Elect Trump’s inner circle, Laura Loomer.
@b-dub6865
@b-dub6865 Күн бұрын
“This is kind of a sexy monologue.”😂😂😂
@WideAsleep22
@WideAsleep22 Күн бұрын
isn't this heckler freaking Laura Loomer? That's a damn Trumper there!
@deborahkirwin3329
@deborahkirwin3329 Күн бұрын
OMG......Dr Colbert What would we do without you.
@fortunatefantasy
@fortunatefantasy Күн бұрын
So, the tattoo, and no comment? I must live under a rock.
@dafttool
@dafttool Күн бұрын
He’s covered in White Supremacist tattoos. He also wants to get rid of women & transgenders from the military, but wants the military to keep its White Supremacists
@Chris-pn2iy
@Chris-pn2iy Күн бұрын
But Stephen, you do deserve People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
@artemiomarifosque7927
@artemiomarifosque7927 Күн бұрын
Advanced Merry Christmas & Happy 2025, Steve & Evie! God bless your family & The Late Show forever!!
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 Күн бұрын
Time (Worst) Person of the Year...Donald Trump.
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p Күн бұрын
...only the year??
@angelamoordigian-to8gy
@angelamoordigian-to8gy Күн бұрын
All the time
@thisbushnell2012
@thisbushnell2012 Күн бұрын
Since his debut at kindergarten.
@sportynlife
@sportynlife Күн бұрын
Nearly spit drink on my keyboard at the Hegseth jabs. DAMN YOU STEPHEN COLBERT! You owe me big time!
@MichaelDeanBagron
@MichaelDeanBagron Күн бұрын
Kash Patel looks like he's Charlie Manson's son
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 Күн бұрын
True!
@Marvinmartion
@Marvinmartion Күн бұрын
I think he is!!
@vivianjones9749
@vivianjones9749 Күн бұрын
Oh shite 😅😅😅😅😅
@bassest4
@bassest4 Күн бұрын
I love Stephen Colbert funny but speaking Truth.
@housevil2
@housevil2 Күн бұрын
BetUSA knows how to get free advertising.
@sourisvoleur4854
@sourisvoleur4854 Күн бұрын
I'm remembering a certain incident with Miracle Whip...
@gray3284
@gray3284 Күн бұрын
It's brilliant and also one of my first thoughts, but as someone who's been on tumblr for over a decade, one thing I know for sure is that women love average looking middle aged men in general, but *especially* if there's an even half pleasant voice attached.
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 Күн бұрын
​@@gray3284and a sense of humor
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 Күн бұрын
​@@sourisvoleur4854ooh la la!
@m4g.st3r
@m4g.st3r Күн бұрын
Yes, and The Late Show fell for it, nice bet!
@colorbugoriginals4457
@colorbugoriginals4457 Күн бұрын
"too healthy for FDA approval" 😅😭
@moonstoneway2694
@moonstoneway2694 Күн бұрын
Yes they has named the right guy! 👏👏👏
@Marvinmartion
@Marvinmartion Күн бұрын
I really want to be one of the jurors in the Luigi trial! He’s my hero!
@PhilipDeLamarter
@PhilipDeLamarter Күн бұрын
I hope you and other gay men pack that jury box!
@graffic13
@graffic13 Күн бұрын
Hegseth looks like he does pay gorn!!
@MrPhillip2
@MrPhillip2 Күн бұрын
I know, right? Fascist pay gorn, they’ll like him in prison.
@michellewall6748
@michellewall6748 Күн бұрын
He probably does….😂😂😂😂😂
@charleslord2433
@charleslord2433 Күн бұрын
Stephen is a national treasure
@michaelginever732
@michaelginever732 Күн бұрын
Arrested at a McDonalds by officer Frye. The jokes write themselves.
@MrPhillip2
@MrPhillip2 Күн бұрын
You want Fryes with that? How was that not said?
@themadinspector
@themadinspector Күн бұрын
And his K9, "Spud." 😆
@Jenan_Tahnik
@Jenan_Tahnik Күн бұрын
"Do all of Trump's nominees want to destroy the agency they're going to lead?" -- Yes, Stephen... That's very much the point.
@goodtohaveinajam8148
@goodtohaveinajam8148 Күн бұрын
We've never even seen your abs! You won on chutzpah alone!
@roncatdog
@roncatdog Күн бұрын
Actually not... I once saw Colbert doing a long string of push-ups. For an old man he's ripped!
@arlenesobhani8739
@arlenesobhani8739 Күн бұрын
No doubt the prosecuting attorney will be Hamilton Burger.
@carleenmulloy481
@carleenmulloy481 Күн бұрын
Congratulations 🎉 Stephan Colbert ❤
@MrKongsMom
@MrKongsMom Күн бұрын
I’m so glad you won the sexy award Stephen. Well deserved 🎉
@Godfree1212
@Godfree1212 Күн бұрын
Luigi for president. Why not at least he represents the majority. Unlike are current criminal.
@roncatdog
@roncatdog Күн бұрын
That's the epitome of irony. I would vote for him too. Hey, maybe Biden will pre-pardon him!
@davidcurrie8962
@davidcurrie8962 Күн бұрын
Maybe you stop and wonder why you lost so heavily to a criminal. Maybe it is just because you lot are all that bad.
@questionmaker5666
@questionmaker5666 Күн бұрын
His experience of pain is representative of many, despite his family's wealth. Sadly, his actions don't seem stable enough for leadership. Likely caused by something to do with health insurance.
@nancychandler367
@nancychandler367 Күн бұрын
Suffering from pain and the denial of Insurance is definitely the Majority. Pain does not discriminate.
@duicic8541
@duicic8541 Күн бұрын
At this point, US elections are increasingly about „will kill the people we want dead“, so this would be very much in character. Maybe take a step back though and ask yourself if that is a good thing.
@helenswan705
@helenswan705 Күн бұрын
Love it, what a relief from politics. Nothing sexier than a clearly happily married man, do I mean sexy or do I mean lovable, I don't care.
@lakshmivaradarajan7477
@lakshmivaradarajan7477 Күн бұрын
Go Stephen!! America's nerdiest Grandpa !!
@cosmicsquid
@cosmicsquid Күн бұрын
In North, Central, and South America. God bless MAGA.
@roncatdog
@roncatdog Күн бұрын
@@cosmicsquid Oh, no! God has something else in mind for them.
@cosmicsquid
@cosmicsquid Күн бұрын
@@roncatdog "Oh, no!" Good luck with your God. In MAGA We Trust.
@acciousername6776
@acciousername6776 Күн бұрын
​@@cosmicsquid you people cry when you lose, you people cry when you win 🙄
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 Күн бұрын
​@@cosmicsquidyour MAGGOTS are going to eat you alive. Those aren't "cat lips" lady
@jonathancineus6424
@jonathancineus6424 Күн бұрын
😳 “Snitches get Filet-o-fishes” was a good one. 😂
@3peanpod
@3peanpod Күн бұрын
Your brain is one sexy organ. 😂
@ErikLeed
@ErikLeed Күн бұрын
Aha😂😊hah
@billmcdonough8616
@billmcdonough8616 Күн бұрын
The finger circle on the lid at the very end was perfect! Wet on a crystal glass to make it sing. I felt like he feeds my own humor to me
@that1pdxguy
@that1pdxguy Күн бұрын
How many Billionaires on Dingus Cons Admin? 20, so far...plenty Millionaires too!
@dianevanweelie5233
@dianevanweelie5233 Күн бұрын
And they're going to fight fight fight for everyday Americans - not.
@skippykaufman4436
@skippykaufman4436 Күн бұрын
@@dianevanweelie5233And to make us really nauseated, The First Wife To Be is selling little, glitzy decor thingies at $90. a pop. She designed them her very own self. Be best.
@laurahoward5426
@laurahoward5426 Күн бұрын
Trump.cooks fries at McDonald's, Luigi is caught eating a hasbrown .....coincidence? I don't think so
@7h3unkn0wn5
@7h3unkn0wn5 Күн бұрын
You won the competition "I don't understand 4" "please give me 3" Congratulations 🎉 👏🎉
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 Күн бұрын
They absolutely got that one right 😂 You sexy thing 😂
@AshabulYaminDreySquad
@AshabulYaminDreySquad Күн бұрын
Good day from Indonesia, guys 🇮🇩
@Jayluvlee87
@Jayluvlee87 Күн бұрын
Hello
@musicinggp
@musicinggp Күн бұрын
Selamat, Indonesia...thanks for dropping by! I hope your holidays are filled with good people, good food, and good times!
@themadinspector
@themadinspector Күн бұрын
Teremah kesih. Wa Salam.
@kristabowers6725
@kristabowers6725 Күн бұрын
Ironic that the ad that popped up when Stephen was talking about Luigi, "The Adjustor," was for affordable Healthcare 😂
@mthesse
@mthesse Күн бұрын
Gooooooood morning from Germany….❤❤❤
@Jayluvlee87
@Jayluvlee87 Күн бұрын
Good morning
@SilverAuntie
@SilverAuntie Күн бұрын
Good morning to you, too. It's just after midnight here in the US.😊 Just wondering-- If this country goes belly up, can I come live with you? Just Joking! (I think)😳☹️😢
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 Күн бұрын
Not good here.
@katiesmith2447
@katiesmith2447 Күн бұрын
I did the voice in my head 😊
@TheTopher228
@TheTopher228 Күн бұрын
That was Laura Loomer that the auctioneer forced out
@Littlefluffysatan
@Littlefluffysatan Күн бұрын
As a chemist who works in pharma and answer of Size 1 capsules is actually quite informative.
@susanprice3377
@susanprice3377 Күн бұрын
Yes, to pharmacists and pharm techs. Not to most folks, tho.
@cynthiakammann7368
@cynthiakammann7368 Күн бұрын
Contrary to some strongly held opinions, good guys are sexy.
@dilmeral
@dilmeral Күн бұрын
To me Stephen Colbert is the sexiest because he loves his wife and family ❤❤❤
@lesleyghostdragon3149
@lesleyghostdragon3149 Күн бұрын
"I am sexier than you, and that's the way it is." Mic drop. Peace out.
@vickiewade8445
@vickiewade8445 Күн бұрын
This was hilarious! I need the humor right now more than ever. Thank you Stephen Colbert! 😂❤
@LeonelLimon-nj7tu
@LeonelLimon-nj7tu Күн бұрын
The Funniest and Handsomest Man in the World #1
@kevinmoloney4968
@kevinmoloney4968 Күн бұрын
Your so Humble Steve. Your certainly the Funniest. I bet US that I'm right.
@PippisMom
@PippisMom Күн бұрын
OI, it's Stephen!❤🥂
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