Cold Farts & Things To Do In The Snow - Episode 311 - Spitballers Comedy Show

[@ER0CK5_]

Let's goooo! Starting off the week right! Obviously recorded before Friday since Mike is out sick

[@DrewSorensenMusic]

Eh. Don’t be so sure about that. Mike doesn’t seem to be getting on well with the crew lately. Some behind the scene issues are happening. Hope they figure it out.

[@CeeJeffRun]

Was a little nervous about a show sans Mike, but you boys did great. Thanks as always for the laughs.

[@andrewharris1949]

Merry Christmas Ballers and Ducers! Thank you for everything you do!

[@Later_Nerd]

Ya know I live in the PNW and have snowboarded most of my life. But it's nice to hear the snow experts weigh in so we can finally get clarity into these situations.

[@lukecarnes2933]

What up fellas! Y'all should've had each of the Ducers vote in Mike's spot for him each round.

[@walmartman31]

The devils advocate for the door argument would be that the door also has a function to keep things from passing through. So if you see part of the doors function as a security device then closed would be on

[@bradyoung1637]

This.

[@bradyoung1637]

I believe the door is ALWAYS on.

[@jaygee941]

Merry Christmas Ballers. Love the shows!❤️😁👍💯

[@Trinity10725]

If you guys ever have to go 2 man on spit again you should let Owl be the third drafter, that’d be entertaining

[@PeterWypyszinski]

I was so shaken when dog sledding didn’t get taken, nice save jay

[@shakyabodhi]

alaskan listeners have learned a lot about winter in this episode 🤣 i can just picture andy sitting in an ice fishing hut for 6 hours, and realizing how cold sitting still is after the first 15 minutes

[@QuezPlays88]

Thank you this actually saved my morning.

[@lukeweber2689]

Andy, mobilize the spitwads! Say the word and we’ll be filling trucks with watermelon jolly ranchers 😂

[@brendanjorgensen6764]

Josh with the nerdiest line I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂😂

[@YoungsterJoeyVideos]

I’m surprised they didn’t explain the pros and cons of being a kid twice as long. Like imagine trying to date when you’re 24 but look 12

[@fredericksmith4482]

Yall need to come to michigan. We have all kinds of games. Like traffic drifting, 70 mile an hour blind run. Sking. Ice block forts

[@stefanmilosevic8664]

Appreciate the new episode before the holidays!

[@munson42792]

I'm happy to have a new episode for Christmas week but it's just not the same with out Mike's laugh filling the air 😂

[@andrewharris1949]

12:30 more like “porifices” 😂

[@AkamexAris1023]

Go to a Chuck E. Cheese on a Saturday and you'll see it full of birthdays 😅

[@mrwhatthef1]

Honestly, just put a random Ducer in Mike's seat. Could always change it up for whoever is out next! This podcast is a must listen to for me to get me through the week. Merry Christmas Ballers!

[@mcchap2840]

They kinda did, the ducers talked way more in this episode than most others

[@seanixs]

Jason! Wow you're looking great buddy. I usually only listen to the podcast but when I heard Andy say you've lost weight I had to see. Congratulations on your progress!!

[@a_wretch_like_me9665]

ON is an open door OFF is a wall

[@dylan8651]

As a Minnesotan, snowmobiling is so clearly far and away the #1 pick and it's not even remotely close. #2 would be 4wd drifting on snowy roads.

[@AlexnoAnder88]

Door is on when closed. Think of your electrical deadbolt. On when closed to secure the door

[@novedortiz]

PWAAAZIN 35:07

[@youraveragenerds]

You should draft “best scats” next

[@ianhavener4230]

You guys have done the zombie vampire question before

[@Jared46290]

A door is ON when it's moving, off when stationary whether open or closed

[@buddhadickson4309]

Good morning gang!

[@allisonbennett6471]

Missed Mike. Isn't the same without the three man dynamic. Hope he feels better soon. Merry Christmas to my favorite podcast!

[@QuezPlays88]

I saw a question online idk if u guys have discussed it but I was wondering… “if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak” love u ballers

[@davidschreck6574]

Andy didn’t watch the walking dead based off the zombie discussion 😂

[@3f34f2f4]

I would love for you desert people to come to the north for a real snowfall.

[@jasonmanley5287]

First of all, Jason has officially begun lying about his age. He’s actually 42+! Secondly, when an electrical circuit is “on”, it is “closed”. Ergo, the closed door is “on”.