Cold Opens but they get progressively more surprising! | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@josemaria8177]

The least surprsing thing is that after watching these cold opens a number of times I'll watch them again

[@Smuelaham]

Truly amazing knowing I’ve seen every one of them but still enjoying. I’ve started to try and recite it word for word

[@Mortal-Knite]

Read my mind too

[@TheGambler2003]

In the same order too

[@moniqueengleman873]

They are always 😁 funny

[@sabiehsheikh6573]

Come on man, didn’t have rat us out like that😂

[@kevinclapson]

"Judging by the head to toe denim I'd say he's either not American or deeply American" is low-key one of the funniest lines in this entire series.

[@Luis-sq9gu]

I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky XD

[@mohammedalnayar]

Not having the "I want it that way" cold open is criminal 😂😂

[@andmanymore]

Tell me why

[@toricor7317]

@@andmanymore ain't nothing but a heartache

[@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r]

​@@toricor7317tell me why

[@zahidulislamimran5664]

Tell me why

[@rekhasharath]

ain't nothing but a mistake

[@tobymastergaming3793]

I like how this was uploaded at 9:01 AM for me just like when Amy was late

[@ghostslayer1981]

Toby Master where have you been we've been worried sick, do you CARE to explain yourself!?

[@Paigeofmaces]

@@ghostslayer1981 You will tell us, and you will tell us now!

[@ghostslayer1981]

@@Paigeofmaces ......there was a problem at the bank.

[@tobymastergaming3793]

@@ghostslayer1981 I'm just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it.

[@ghostslayer1981]

@tobymastergaming3793 Master, you will tell us and you will tell us now

[@Spitpyre]

My favorite part is Scully's immediate response of "No I'm not." when Jake says they're thinking like detectives, it never fails to get me to laugh.

[@peironcely631]

19:09 Jake: The problem is you thinking like a detective Scully: No. I'm definitely not. lmaooooooo

[@vullord666]

I love the guy's smile at 27:31 like "yeah, I've been diffused"

[@gunjanmakkar]

im not surprised how most of these have jake, he’s just that comical 😭❤️

[@z_zen2DZ]

[@zaynwayne418]

😂😂No you shouldn't be surprised because he is the main character.

[@BeckyM2000]

Jake smashing a champagne bottle on the new vending machine and then sets a fire, with the squad running away and Scully yelling it should have been me is the best cold open😂

[@z_zen2DZ]

[@fallen.star_cygnus]

"noice, somebody's getting some >:]" "it's true, I am" [29:58] he was so quick with it, oml 😭

[@torgranael]

BONE!?

[@fallen.star_cygnus]

@@torgranael i am your SUPERIOR OFFICER, DIAZ. BOONEEE!?

[@torgranael]

@@fallen.star_cygnus BOOOOOOOOONEE!!!!

[@z_zen2DZ]

[@gamorapotter9946]

OK I NEED a compilation of every time they ruined/broke/destroyed/trashed the precinct.

[@pollyvera6415]

I'm pretty sure that at 4:32 it's not jake laughing, it's Andy Samberg laughing...

[@z_zen2DZ]

[@Lyssa16]

it is since most of the cold opens were improved you can here his saying joe 🤣🤣

[@MultiSergiio]

It was indeed a genuine laugh!

[@yuukitatsuya397]

he also called him joe😂

[@theduckscp]

I love how not only at 19:48 those in the holding cell were watching with anticipation but we're also shocked when poor private pigeon became one with the fan.

[@ZachiDelumpa]

Bro, Gina literally has no chill at 10:12. I always think of this scene because of her.

[@Stefan_Penninga]

2:37 i always laugh at how jake pushes charles out of his way

[@anahitawannere7545]

Hahaha I never noticed this

[@vallenvega]

the oldest arrest is just pure gold

[@jadejalme9354]

4:33 was Andy breaking character fr hahaha that laugh was too real

[@nathansstuff1547]

Yeah pretty sure there's a bunch in this show that are actual reactions

[@delecroixjha9849]

"Show you father some respect" always gets me 😂 6:34

[@you_already_have_it]

9:11 "No shoot, Pretty please. " 😂😂

[@nadreternallover7410]

21:33 i was not prepared for that the 1st time 😂😂😂

[@growlerthedog]

Same! It's one of my all-time favourites.

[@psiqdiegoarmandogp]

20:22 just love that the ppl closest to Jake pull out their guns first at seeing his friend in danger

[@maexslg-at]

Dont be a dum dum

[@psiqdiegoarmandogp]

@maexslg-at meaning: "First season I got problems being on the field, but I Will shoot you"

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

26:31 this scene is not real, I can not conceive of a reality where holt would allow himself to amass 393 pieces of unread mail

[@tdcfc]

I'd like to think that's all the emails he got from the end of the previous day until the next work day. Could've been a Monday, so all emails are from late Friday through Monday morning!

[@TheMerchan]

15:03 Get back to work 😂😂😂. 18:48 Awesome. 21:50 Best Pimento Opening 🤣.

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

8:09 another best gift of the year

[@churdle92]

The “do you have herpes” during the STD open never fails to get me.

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

The Dozerman cold opening is hilariously unexpected.😂 You’ve got to love his work ethic though.😉🙃 I love that the vending machine ones were back to back and I always laugh at the tarantula one.😂😂😂

[@yonhxchucal]

4:07 I GASPED SO HARD BOYLE 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@iloverama]

Andy looks so handsome in the "Undercover" episode opening 😍

[@kurtismitchelll7546]

last one made me laugh and then cry. andre was an absolute treasure

[@overlord-sama1240]

The "great gift babe" 😂😂😂

[@mb-dg3sn]

13:09 I think that episode is ac/dc not the pontiac bandit returns as written

[@saccharine2384]

Is it possible to get over this show? I can never.

[@XavierBlackburn777]

The high five scene was hilarious!

[@ApolloSuraimu]

Fine, I’ll rewatch Brooklyn99

[@WhiteFang3187]

Tarantulina jolie was a good name tbh

[@5p3cu10]

The "marshed mallow" is perfect 😂

[@mostly_insane2291]

I love it when Hitchcock WOO’s sodium, gluten, and fat.

[@chapojuice]

She had a replacement hip with some serious torque 😂

[@PrincessMeggala0913]

(Side note) I love that Jake just was like-not weird about Rosa having a girlfriend. (Like-I know this is after she came out) but it just makes my bi-heart happy 😂

[@CoronelOcioso]

Best series ever !!! Thanks you love you guys

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

I love watching Jake terry charles Rosa Amy and Gina saluting for the vending machine

[@MikeRiderOOO]

You should have added The Full Bullpen cold opening. That was hilarious!

[@VigilantKnight005]

I'm afraid you're slipping. You put "The Pontiac Bandit Returns" when that cold open is from "AC/DC". Then, there's a typo. "Aptain Latvia" when it hould be "Captain Latvia".

[@IGNWv44]

i miss Andre :(

[@YU_ZU98]

Ok fiiine. I'll watch B99 again.

[@nickkambos8514]

Jake calling holt dad is easily one of the best cold opens

[@Highkey-Loki]

The Full Bullpen is still my favourite.

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

19:00 seasons greetings

[@dxnielle1308]

5:38 SCULLY'S FACE OH MY GOD😭😭😭🙏

[@victordang9827]

Watching this now makes me so sad Velvet Thunder will fly no more.

[@kranberry3318]

Or he’ll fly forever ❤

[@samert2]

This series heist episodes are legend

[@_Gagandeepsingh]

Freee Candyyyyyy

[@borismsaz]

do you have harpies🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kranberry3318]

*herpes

[@XKloosyvv]

How about cold opens that get surprisingly more progressive?

[@migthyx107]

4:36 TF Prime Arcee fans: yeah right that's ridiculous (laughs nervously)

[@Lynn16167]

Just look at jake pushing Boyle omgosh😂😂😂😂2:37

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

The high five Secene funny 😂😂😂

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

i Like how jake wake everyone up

[@MuchLoveIllona]

Y’all knew exactly what y’all were doing with the vid cover 🔥

[@driftkingofforzatrueameric991]

Hahaha Scully it should have been meee!!!! 3:16

[@RP16444]

Miss this show

[@CardboardIsweird]

13:07 wasn’t this one AC/DC not the Pontiac bandit returns?

[@allyaztera911]

I miss captain holt 😢 ❤

[@MotiviqueStudio]

I miss this show so much.

[@jacklame417]

“Because no one will ever believe you” took that secret to the grave RIP💙🤣🤣🤣

[@khanjue5511]

Can't surprise me if I've seen them all.

[@whatwelearned]

I think your feathers are ripping. Gobble.

[@HealthGage0336]

...gobble...

[@samuelosebemoriasi2217]

"are you guys talking about your oldest bags?"

[@jeanmont]

Boyle is right, though. Hemming your own pants IS cool 😎

[@sadronweasley]

Mafia Jake 🔥

[@Dai_HERE]

20:23 Mr D? Where's percy?

[@cullubbowzer8095]

Where was the “VINDICATION” cold opening?

[@anahitawannere7545]

That wasn't a cold open, it was the ending of the episode hahaha

[@mcvenner]

Were there many hungarian writers at this sitcom? The pezsgo and valley and the hungarian sausage restaurant where Jake and his dad went. There were a few other notes too I think

[@ZayJohnston]

23:14 why us no one talking about this? Im just curious on how that happened

[@infro_videos4u]

you cannot tell me jake didn't look his hottest when he was a Russian spy

[@FantasKanal]

I wanna know the whole Jake undercover Mafia story.

[@mad_sn4ck31]

I'm kinda offended you didn't put the full bullpen in

[@climatecypher]

More!

[@riyarathod1677]

my lil pierogi

[@lil-liv6724]

21 hours after post, I’m view 62148 , comment 51 and ahh

[@TheZenarck]

This account needs a quality checker, or a few, these videos almost every time have 1 or more errors somewhere in it, and they are almost always avoidable - 17:56 the episode is Captain Latvia, not Aptain Latvia

[@lupoha]

Freeeeee canndddyyyyyyy

[@sethulakshmyes7534]

I have to ask, was the Cuban guy a trap for the lieutenant?

[@Gurbz92]

Marco Vamonos!!!

[@bigsarge2085]

😄

[@cameronelizabeth7665]

Jesus loves u ✝️😁🫶🏻

[@aakaarshrestha3834]

28:55 EWW not the most awful episode of the most awful season of the show

[@masonbassett4030]

second!!

[@leoserpa14]

Last season was the worst thing I've ever watched, almost ruined the show for me. Fortunately they did well in the Finale.

[@cnelsonlv99]

This show was so good before they switched to NBC and went full-woke. It immediately became unwatchable!

[@Some_dude764]

Lol there's no way you're serious

[@aceofspades6789]

it must be so tiring to be you

[@cnelsonlv99]

@@Some_dude764 There's no way you don't know that what I said was 100% true! Watch the show before it moved to NBC, then once it moved it immediately became a woke agenda show... it wasn't a subtle shift, either.

[@cnelsonlv99]

@@aceofspades6789 You think accurately observing reality is tiring? It must be pathetic being you.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

What does “woke” mean?

[@sayankhara484]

12:15 That's a genuine smile from Rosa , it's so beautiful

[@itsGenZGenetics]

OMG

[@angelaisacliche]

i've never noticed how jake throws boyle out of the way to get to the free lollies 2:37

[@hecksters423]

15:07 If only someone made a "shh!"