We WASTED $20,000 on Custom Etsy Junk

[@coldones]

EVERYTHING WE'RE WEARING can be purchased for 10% OFF with Code "COLDONES" HERE bit.ly/asseenoncoldones

[@TrickNick69]

Hi

[@rinskape7376]

ok

[@_l3prosy]

Nice

[@Flizz0]

Gay sex

[@kerdnerl]

Cool

[@SaM-hi8lv]

We need an episode where max and chad completely decorate a blank room

[@bwunomaws12]

THATS ACTUALLY A GOOOD IDEA DARCY GET IN THIS COMMENT!

[@dgcharlie5360]

Yo that'd actually be so cool, I'd love to see that

[@iwillslapyou9581]

now i need to see this my guy

[@kold1ng]

i would pay money to see that

[@dinnertime3709]

I agree

[@EDeeGee]

Those puppets/dolls were legitimately well done, I hope Soykireina gets some more recognition from this

[@miglekk]

Also shout out to the burrito bag boot creator!

[@zanpakutoman4225]

I really liked the family guy heads and the Gruntilda painter seemed pretty cool too.

[@boomenbuttfuckens288]

Poor girl is gonna be swamped in more orders than what she knows what to do with 😅

[@MrTisks]

@@boomenbuttfuckens288 Not me lookin her up to order something rn 😂 I think I will wait a bit, for her sake

[@HankCrumble-gv4ut]

Deez nuts are legitimately well done, I hope the left one gets some more recognition from this

[@kalwiggy]

The thought of government employees having to search a package full of "Thicc-olas Cage" christmas ornaments makes me giggle uncontrollably.

[@Cyranek]

warms my heart to see them supporting small origami businesses like this

[@stephme2686]

Lmao yes

[@zefennekinfan]

Hi Cyranek!!

[@Myhouseiscurrentlyburningdown]

Ja

[@exstacc1886]

I cannot fucking believe how they thought it was a part of the packaging cuz of how shit it is

[@oliviersavard8676]

@@exstacc1886 it feels like money laundering lmao

[@parkergraham7231]

As a painter myself I bet those artists were absolutely elated to finally get something interesting to paint instead od the hoard of family portraits and pet photos they probably get commissioned for all the time. Thanks for being a patron of the arts

[@bigmike8586]

It really needs to be said how much artists can enjoy doing stuff that's a little outside their comfort zone, something experimental for them. Some mfs commission furry fetish artists and get wholesome handholding art, just to get them to try a new style

[@yossarian00]

@@bigmike8586 thats the funniest thing ive ever heard thank you

[@RhiannonKagoe]

jokes aside, I love how many artists were made happy by this video. Like, as commissions go, you're gonna be remembered

[@thenoncreativename4488]

HEEEEY, I follow you in Facebook, your art is fucking great, keep up the good work 💖

[@Jaymic]

I love the idea of a customs agent putting on a hazmat suit and respirator, going through the protocol for contain a suspicious biohazard, and opening the package to find thiccolas cage.

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "If music be the food of love, play on" ~ William Shakespeare

[@AfferbeckBeats]

And also that they'd see boxes of dead mice and be like yeah nothing to see here

[@jazzster1234]

Or the teeth corn on the cob.

[@thikim7056]

ok

[@sanjaymishra7892]

Right

[@Honey_hivez]

I love that they always act like it’s super stupid but then when they get quality items that are handmade they are always genuinely happy and respectful to the people that made them

[@momentarylapseofsanity3873]

Or they fucking break it

[@morrisonlakey334]

I read your comment just as Max said "I feel like it's a crime to keep these people in business" (10:12)

[@camquoc5718]

ok

[@lordcerberus2009]

Yeah or they absolutely dog on it for no reason

[@camquoc5718]

ok

[@TimeBucks]

I really like this show.

[@DipankarBasak-kz8eg]

Wow

[@ShamsSKTech]

awesome

[@anime.s09]

Nice

[@kishanpatel5476]

Nice

[@supriyanto8401]

Thumbs up

[@nagitokomaeda8056]

The human mask on the last guy was so realistic it creeped me out, and I hope that the owner of the shop for the kids plushies gets so many commissions cause her work is amazing.

[@TheClintonio]

I live in Japan, might get one of those masks to reduce discrimination 😂

[@eggboy1421]

Max is always surprisingly good at art things. That drawing was actually pretty good

[@HumFan]

I’ve been trying to find your pfp for so long what can I google to find it

[@darrelbarrel1617]

I wish I was as easily pleased as max. The joy in his face when he saw the ghetto smosh painting brought a tear to my eye.

[@mikayla_collie]

HAHAA!! NO WAY!!! i knew it was you guys!!!! thank you for buying my burrito boot, and 'FCA' i put those up as a joke. nobody was suppose to buy them!! thank you so much!! i love your videos!!!!!

[@kr98b]

THATS CRAZY

[@mikayla_collie]

@@kr98b this was so long ago!! i was seriously waiting for a chargeback. glad my intuition was right. i had a feeling based on the AUS conversion. lol

[@clownie1313]

nice accordion bro ahah

[@ekmad]

Masterful origami on that burrito bag bro

[@Thy_Nel]

absolutely masterful creations

[@politicide]

Max's casual mention of 'Ghetto Smosh' filled my heart with joy. Indeed the best channel on YT

[@marcjansson1039]

Imagine being Max's banker when a 22k recipt just roles in

[@mr.medioker5]

It's likely getting charged to a company card/account

[@possumteef]

Whoever is editing these, you never cease to stress me out with the fake stabbings. Keep It up 😂 7:45

[@victoriahardwick6069]

i jumped at it lmao

[@raccoonvioli]

IT'S PREZOH MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW IM FUKING INSANE

[@IGDCAM]

A real stabbing looks wayyyyyyy different

[@ATBZ]

@@IGDCAM its the shock it doesn't need to be realistic

[@TheUselessInfoSquad]

@@raccoonvioli NOOO OOOO IITS DOPLEX

[@YNGMartyr]

the most frightening part of these videos is that all of this is somehow tax-deductible

[@stevehertal1988]

I love how they forget almost everything they order, they are just as happy as us to see what it is 😂

[@chars._.graffiti]

I can’t believe Chad is not bothered that he ate breast milk soap, kissed a dead mouse and finished a drink with someone’s rotten tooth in the bottom of it, im only half way through the video aswell 😂😂😂

[@Skornish]

Max is a bad influence.

[@burp2019]

you must have missed the old "cake" saga

[@sprolyborn2554]

average day in the life of a Blizzard employee.

[@anosmia6279]

Max had a mouse in his mouth lol

[@Randy71Marsh]

So much respect for that origami seller for following through with the bit

[@Goldenkitten1]

@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 Most people would have taken the money and run.

[@yuletidecheer]

9:12 *RIDGE RACER TYPE 4 MUSIC DETECTED* The editors always find the most niche, obscure shit to sneak in and I love it

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@simondesmond3574]

call him "little fella", cause he's a little fella, with sunglasses, he's got sunglasses on

[@JoeyTheDay]

Egg... htb...

[@W34RD07]

Give the mice's your names. There is a perfect amount of em. Max, Chad, Darcy, Scott, Rowie. So there you guys go! Keep em videos coming!

[@Gypsyblood777]

Who tf is rowie

[@TommyTom21]

@@Gypsyblood777 Are you blind? He’s been sitting next to chad since the first cold ones episode.

[@LivinLikeLarrry]

Mice aren't gay

[@straweater]

@@LivinLikeLarrrywhat

[@jackpoland9210]

Imagine in the future someone finding a time capsule full of items from the Cold Ones studio. 🤣

[@Emilianeuras]

I love you max and chad, thanks for existing!

[@143Ollie]

I so happy they are real living people

[@Dinobloon]

Thank god they won the sperm race

[@mightyyoda7]

Takes max and chad for pooping on me

[@doodDood-zr9rq]

Thanks for breathing, every 2 second max and chad.

[@jackkawf4449]

They are hilarious, but with as much shit as they put in their mouths I'm surprised they still exist haha

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

I constantly keep saying random dead memes out of nowhere cuz of this channel and my friends are getting annoyed at me. Thank Max and Chad from ColdOnes!

[@Blahblahblah28504]

I think every episode somehow finds a way to make me cry laughing.

[@hadiahudahanifi]

that is so true

[@Dwemerologist]

This was Chad's revenge for Max putting him through 45 minutes of trucker merch hell.

[@daycejohnson]

Rest in peace Ghetto Smosh… 😢

[@ColinFilm]

I'd be interested to see an entire video of drunk drawings all becoming plushies. 😂

[@jeffgourai5230]

hahahha have you ever considered eating yourself

[@Asizableproblem]

I love when they give back to small businesses! Very philosophical of them

[@Crybaby-Media]

Philanthropic?

[@ac3d657]

thats not it cuh

[@redmist6630]

so glad they got ghetto smosh painting in the end

[@raynegro666]

very observant, the sacred and the propane

[@Richard.BDavid]

It's always a good day when cold ones post a new video buying stuff while drinking.

[@lilianasanchez3597]

warms my heart seeing them be so sweet and gentle to the mice 😢 the kiss was gross though

[@andrewciha488]

I had the vid on in the background, only to look over and see “sigma ham grindset” and almost immediately broke down laughing.

[@matthewhilliker]

The paintings were all so well done. Very suprised none of them were just prints.

[@9wowable]

My god the Etsy videos are my favourite, thank god they’re back.

[@s_bluejay]

Same bro I missed this type of content

[@iNFiNiTY125]

23:13 Imagine the abuelita in Mexico City that made those stuffed animals and put the piss stain on the underwear🤣🤣🤣

[@yanzthemanz392]

Nothing helps with curing a hangover more than a new cold ones upload

[@Jerry-vt4zf]

Hungover on a Monday? Sheesh

[@yanzthemanz392]

@@Jerry-vt4zf it’s Sunday for me lol

[@Jerry-vt4zf]

@YanzTheManz ohhhh, fair enough haha. I thought you were living on the edge

[@jasonpreston2703]

@@Jerry-vt4zf if you're not supposed to be hungover on monday why did they invent calling in sick

[@smikey69]

@@Jerry-vt4zf that’s literally what monday’s are known for

[@chiohitz]

I'm Chio, from Soy Kireina!! Thank you for the Shout out!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@shadowkyber2510]

Have you got many orders? Coldones viewers don't seem like the type of people to have much money lol

[@phatrick]

@@shadowkyber2510 💀💀

[@thatmtgnerd]

I didnt know I needed max and Chad playing with dead rodents like action figures. Really brings that kid next door vibe.

[@TheDoinkmaster]

These two are ushering in a Renaissance-esque era of modern art patronage

[@Xeder-uy3vf]

Getting stoned and watching Cold ones has to be one of the things of all time!

[@karrawr9538]

I looked away for several seconds when they were putting on the mask and I thought Markiplier made a surprise appearance lmao

[@GiantBUThead]

Okay but for real Max's really good at drawing, I bet he can become some kind of cartoon artist.

[@Farkonso]

I love Max's inventive and breakthrough grindset ideas

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

I would so love them to create an exhibition gallery of all the paintings they commissioned and invite random art cunts and bid on em, that would a1 sauce content.

[@MrSimon57638]

I wish one day the cold ones would make a gallery where they put every paiting for us to look at.

[@Arkane247]

There needs to be a Cold Ones museum in the future with all the stuff from the videos

[@danmiller6800]

One of the best videos done not screaming the whole time chilled out showing us the stuff. I loved the items this we so good I swear y’all have stepped it up big time. Y’all gonna take over KZbin keep it up!!

[@dakotastaton9874]

You guys make any bad day better. Been a fan since the Frank days and following you guys ever since. I love you guys, and I genuinely hope you're doing great in your personal lives.

[@imogen5141]

As a member of the Patreon, I am always happy to see where my monthly contribution goes

[@Anonymous-st4eq]

What were the blurred out items???

[@bd_ares]

My fav part 15:59 is when Max said "It's orbing time" and orbed all over the place.

[@iffyStiffyify]

God bless the video editors. The random edits and sound effects they throw in always make me laugh out loud! 😂

[@dantebowie5930]

11:32 it says "tourist resting at the streets of cozumel mexico"

[@TheInfamousIceman]

4:45 Yes we did his name was Mr popo 😂

[@ksparlor13]

the burrito origami put a smile on my face

[@MrAppleberry62]

Undoing the origami boot had me dead

[@Dankcarton]

That orb edit at 16:00 was oddly the best I've seen the team do in a while, great work editor!

[@CzloViek_MikRofala]

RIP Ghetto Smosh

[@masterj-dog5332]

Imagine Chad being his ten-year-old self and he just thought out loud that DBZ needed more diversity

[@Steelermill]

Why do I love watching these guys open up presents and gifts so much

[@yakamakalo]

Max wore that Japanese mask and the first thing he says is hi I'm joji 💀

[@caseyhamm4292]

i love when they get angry about the stuff they get like my brothers in christ you literally ordered it

[@freakmeek4927]

24:28 THEY FINALLY GOT JOJI ON THE SHOW

[@Tee017]

Max has been a vegetarian for years but will put a mouse in his mouth 😂😂😂

[@tigerlily1469]

Did you throw my Nicolas Cage fidget toy? 😟

[@bradleytriggs5390]

I love how every episode usually results into pure chaos and I’m 100% down for it.

[@locomotiveproductions]

I love when yous spend thousands of dollars and in return make me laugh my ass off. Love from Perth

[@BabaBi525]

You guys should buy a really good 3d printer, choose random things to print out drunk as usual and then a week or two after printing we see you guys play w it

[@clavical4441]

Diddy Kong racing soundtrack in the background is what I live for.

[@bonles11]

Chad and max have gotten me through life’s hell.

[@sleepy-baphomet3884]

Chad saying “And that one’s Picasso.” to the artist rat is so weirdly adorable and wholesome to me for some reason.

[@TaylorTheHater]

I appreciated the use of the Lego Island music in this episode. Nostalgia overload.

[@crocko3378]

To see chad hold an evil dead ash rat honestly just made my day

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Greatest crossover

[@emmemmm4238]

The first Etsy vid is my fav vid of y’all’s so glad you lads made another

[@fishwithlegs8117]

Love the After effects work, got a very og cold one vibes. Glad to see the editing style back too.

[@MrShamus]

Thank you max and chad for this epic tutorial on how to forge passports to Madagascar! Very cool 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@ItsJakoMane]

Do more of the custom drawing dolls, that’s cool af

[@darkbeastreaper5715]

The chao garden music @ 4:37 is legit childhood memories Edit: Most of the music is the soundtrack to Sonic Adventure 2 and i absolutely love it

[@meeechelle2731]

One of my favorite things about cold ones is max laugh, just reminds me of watching all his old vids and just growing up and happy he’s still going strong

[@Kornheadfan]

You guys should take the Joji mask, buy a pink morph bodysuit and then purchase a life-sized real doll and then dress it up and have a life-size Joji prop 😂😂😂

[@mezmerizer0266]

I don't understand how you spend so much money. I'm glad you do though, this is hilarious.

[@Team_Fortress2]

I’m surprised Chad and or Max have not gone insane making these videos.

[@joonyjun7861]

Who said they haven’t 😭😭😭

[@leekeeho543]

I beg to differ

[@robertjr8474]

i think they have ... ?

[@143Ollie]

Name all the mice “Lil Fella”

[@George_vv]

Goofy platter should have the photos of Bruno and Bonner on it.

[@greyee0005]

why did they do max like that with the forehead at 21:01

[@outsideproductions]

5:41 is outrageous

[@killua1039]

Jerry,splinter,speedy,nibbles,Mickey, minnie, remmy, Stuart, and Gadget Hackwrench

[@abendigo]

The editing in these continually becomes more fever dreamish.

[@OllihuAkbar]

RIP Idubbbz, it would've been cool to have him on the show before his untimely death.

[@brainhappy]

I like the idea of customs officers donning hazmat suits and respirators, passing protocols to contain suspected biohazards

[@Doonster]

Need an episode where yall make your own etsy store and just send people weird items, as ask them to record lol

[@choian9953]

ok

[@ilovestarwarsalot]

please call one of the mice 'wet hamster'

[@Puppy_Puppington]

2:36 Evil dead+corona+mouse. Wtf I need that. Asap. Then my life will be complete

[@AnotherSkeletor]

Editors took a bigger line of coke for this one

[@nacip9715]

ok, the last item made me want to become a patreon.

[@ĒI-weēzy]

But the vids has Been out for 10 min and its 20 m9in long

[@gungle2595]

How will this drama unfold?

[@nacip9715]

@@ĒI-weēzy im japanese

[@DaCoolDawgs]

It’s been a couple months since I watched cold ones, so I don’t know if this is normal now, but why are these videos so fast? It feels like a giant compilation. It’s overwhelming. I feel like they used to be more chill. Like I could tag along with my drink.

[@pixiiiem]

can we please talk about 17:52 I’m fucking dead

[@saarapollonen8138]

I loved those little vegetables 😅 give them to me if you don't want them ❤ 18:12