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[@coldones]

Our New TEE is available for 3 DAYS ONLY!!!! 🔨✨ Get it before it's GONE FOREVER 👉 shirtz.cool/hammered

[@FM-mr8oi]

Yes

[@Australianprince]

gay

[@moirreym8611]

Best birthday present

[@TheDraKing]

Liam

[@georgekil8004]

shrimp

[@MySubHasBacon]

“that is such a fucked up thing to give a sober man” describes tequila perfectly

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

that end was hilarious,

[@JO-ih7uc]

@@thomaschexmix643 wtf bro id keep that to myself there is no statute of lamititons for mruder

[@autorobot8240]

@@JO-ih7uc bro his name is Thomas Chexmix

[@user-cherry7]

😂😂😂

[@NYdrippin]

And a woman 😂

[@steamgears8131]

Chad won't drink a flea drunk, but he will eat a fly sober.

[@JeniOnly]

_The Duality of Man_

[@redmist6630]

maybe bro learned his lesson? prob not

[@marcodoren1986]

He also will eat glue sober

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

They're probably fruit flies they are attracted to anything fermented.

[@frofrozzty]

I don't think he was sober when he ate that fly lol at least stoned

[@the_spagooli]

The fact that bats ARE mammals and Max bullied Chad for asking if he was a flying mammal just felt like justice by prolonging him further 😂

[@sufferinq]

shit had me dying 😂

[@Wetknees]

To be fair, I’m not sure Chad knows how to read or even has a basic understanding of his senses

[@Andrew-vs6db]

Asking if bats lay eggs and getting 'idk maybe??' had me fucking rolling

[@kuunt6065]

i think he was making fun of chad for not figuring out he was a bat as that is the only flying mammal

[@Peter-yo2wm]

I was just watching this part and I’m happy that the top comment points this out

[@KantFromEC]

The cold ones crew are all legend Max is clever and engaging Chad is charming and warm Darcy Scott is kind and caring Love these boys.

[@georgewhite5794]

don't try and reason with these guys that's why we love them you idiot

[@sluggy1739]

Darcy

[@fleecefoxes6471]

Darcy

[@juhanipaaso157]

Darcy

[@m1nshr00m]

Darcy

[@jblen]

Chad resorting to 'blue nose' as one of 3 blue things in existence is one of the funniest moments in cold ones history to me.

[@daltonnetwork2532]

It was a very well known ship at one point, it’s still on the Canadian dime today

[@deadlyalchemist397]

Max’s confused reaction adds even more to it lmao

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@deadlyalchemist397and Chad’s attempt to save it, too. “The Twitter bird, uhhhh a blue nose.” “What?” “Lizard. Fuck.”

[@inasmoke]

such a based pfp, thank you based god

[@eversorassassin5432]

chad finishing two cans of seltzer before max guesses what a cactus is, is a perfect example of the show as a whole

[@UltraTaco.]

Max and Chad may not be pregnant, but they never fail to deliver

[@uncletrucky]

Chad is pregnant

[@vladtheimpalerofficial]

Chad is pregnant

[@StoniTheOni]

Chad is pregnet

[@FiatUno2003]

Pregnant is Chad

[@UltraTaco.]

@@uncletrucky oops my bad

[@zeeeb]

Holy fuck this is easily one of the best episodes. A part 2 for this would be sick.

[@Mainmangames]

one of the best yet, i was crying lol

[@Jazzbur]

100% agree

[@RisePavilion]

Well done Darcy and the Team!!!

[@user-10021]

HOW

[@Heisenberg000.]

Kind of pisses me off how Max always wins though Chad clearly won this one by flying colours

[@punjabenis6527]

27:29 Max trying to say “warped metal fork” while looking like a psych ward escapee made me laugh my ass off

[@foob2066]

a psych ward escapee passing a kidney stone or something 😂

[@averyweaver9620]

obsessed with seeing scott absolutely chill while darcy does all the work. we’ve grown so much 👑

[@legand262]

Scogg is just there to promote his shirts lmao, Darcy runs the show now

[@davidburkhingam3188]

Nah Darcy is still a staple

[@universaldragonninja]

This whole crew behind the cold ones channel not just Max and Chad, they all deserve a round of applause. Great video, great idea, great editing, just vibes. Im genuinely laughing and enjoying myself.

[@laomein6199]

Drink along it’s a great time

[@universaldragonninja]

@@laomein6199 Hell yea, I’ll drink to that 🍻

[@joelwoodall1050]

The Chad wranglers

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

too bad they're not real people, they're like Oompaloompas.

[@hexagonalmann7495]

And Darcy is also there

[@plus_one_hundred9817]

It’s really awesome that the guys tried adding drinking to this one

[@Witzttc]

Cause ya know, all the other ones are sober

[@EIGHTMAG86]

the editors on this show are mind blowing.

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

Prezoh is gay

[@jasonpreston2703]

Yeah really good and getting better and better

[@TriHardVII]

@@jasonpreston2703 prezoh, he use to/still does mizkifs videos too

[@JonboyKoi]

​@@TriHardVIIno one cares about mizkif bro

[@zeeeb]

@@JonboyKoi mizkids really still exist huh

[@5HE5H]

24:50 "pbbrouuurr noouuyurr"

[@GhostlyWhiteGuy]

Whoever’s idea it was to shapeshift Max at 21:19, give them a raise, that shit had me DYING!!

[@Acable35]

I love chadball it’s my favorite sport

[@steelersfan9595]

Max: “Name three things you blow up” Chad: “ balloon, condom when I’m bored, twin towers”. BRO ☠️

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

was he wrong tho? 🤔

[@noodlelynoodle.]

I feel like the Oklahoma city building woulda been even better since it was actually blown up by ol Timmy boi instead of just crashed into

[@hellbach8879]

​@@noodlelynoodle.wdym obama blew up the towers

[@RedHotMessResell]

Haha I know! I died hearing that. Reminds me of something the H3 crew would say. 😂😂😂

[@bigbillyboombutt]

and act like i don't know nobody

[@DACFalloutRanger]

Darcy: Does literally anything Max and Chad: FUCK YOU DARCY

[@DubHead69420]

But Darcy is a 😿

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

@@DubHead69420wut

[@DubHead69420]

@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe, you can't deny it.

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

@@DubHead69420 I can’t deny what?

[@adriantorres1231]

I don't know why, but watching them have fun together is so wholesome 😂

[@JohnDoe-bi5cc]

if only you knew what once was

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

its like some variation of recapturing childhood behaviors. like the video game music in the background, the general child like behavior of intoxicated man-boys

[@SomethingCool51]

@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 don't forget the dead memes

[@Odie1057]

@@JohnDoe-bi5cc hey b0ss

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

@@SomethingCool51 what can I say. Fresh road kill is still delicious.

[@benosborne954]

Max’s laugh at 16:25 might be my favorite single event in all their videos

[@SteampunkHorse]

The fact he spills the soju by accidentally roughhandling it in pure glee followed by the absolute maniacal delirium of “CHAHAD WHAHAHAT” made me belly laugh

[@ThirdProletariat]

14:14 “shut up Darcy” has the same energy as “shut up Meg” 💀

[@ct0wns]

27:30 Max’s deranged scream with the plastic mouth piece in killed me 💀

[@Sypher474]

I haven't laughed that hard in ages ☠

[@ShrexyChameleon4040]

Warped metal fork. :)

[@SteampunkHorse]

I laughed a bit harder when Chad had to do the outdo with it on and screaming “eugh - YUCK!” when he touched Max’s shirt 💀

[@sirdovermeyer]

As an American, a surveillance camera is a security camera lol. I'm with the boys on this one.

[@SteampunkHorse]

Real

[@fjif]

Every Max vs Chad competition eventually comes down to Max and Chad vs Darcey

[@boo-la-la_666]

Easier to band together with a common enemy

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@boo-la-la_666the enemy of my enemy is my friend!

[@jpetrik155]

I came back to the video a day later to say congrats to the editor. Whoever did this, you hit a spot for me with all the things you did. Makes funny content even better

[@squirrall]

13:50 “My bad pimp,” -🦗

[@LoneStoner-_-]

26:19 Max thinking he made that clearer to understand was the funniest thing ever 😂

[@churd9258]

I am laughing crying bro I'm dying. Especially the warped metal form 😭😭😭😭

[@kylecansfield6984]

i've watched it back like 10 times and it still makes me laugh

[@madd.villain]

Max: "Hello, you are real" Me: *Phasing back into existence* Thank you Max, very cool.

[@b4ckwoodbilly]

27:05 I love how the plastic thing in his mouth doesn’t hinder his ability to scream YES! at the top of his fucking lungs💀

[@jjzuarez2659]

17:02 caught me so off guard 😂💀

[@SolvingOurKreation]

I commented on that part too, fukn killed me! Lol

[@Anfernee_G]

As an editor myself, I laughed at so many edits throughout the video. But for some reason, I absolutely lost it at how subtle the dog paw at 17:05 😂

[@SmD-ff5xd]

dog be like ye its that one mate

[@williamsmeds1368]

12:58 when i'm excited to meet someone named bill.

[@AM-ug7cp]

the editing on this one was phenomenal

[@mr.serious4329]

26:35 This could be a hellraiser spoof shirt. Itd be the Grog Cenobite.

[@jalenmccomb]

I watched this channel for so long when i was getting black out drunk to the point where i have a tattoo of the logo on my leg. I completely forgot about this channel because i stopped drinking. first video back

[@KurtG0Bang]

The editors need a god damn Emmy 💀

[@rachelburke9223]

Thanks guys You 2 are those favorites cousins that everybody loves to see at the family gatherings 🤣

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

the two always making out

[@rachelburke9223]

@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Um I don't where your from bro but that's on you.

[@trentforent3390]

@@rachelburke9223kissing cousins 😏

[@Wolfstar26]

the editing at 25:17 is so fucking funny, the way the music cuts out and they're just silently sitting there completely belligerent and fucked up after being overwhelmed with simple game rules really says everything about them and this channel

[@gelocide4924]

i do miss scott producing these episodes but i also very much appreciate darcy's touch on these episodes lol

[@schmoake8171]

Editors went crazy on this one, great vid!

[@Max25670]

How has nintendo not sued them yet lol

[@holtenwidmar2832]

Darsy is a brave soul for looking over these two big toddlers

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@jacobwright8456]

I’d like to think there’s no cricket, and chad is just losing his fucking mind

[@SteampunkHorse]

Canon

[@hellointernet9508]

The editing is getting so good, the dog paw really got me.

[@sons1953]

I swear every time I see cold ones release a new video, my day gets a little better

[@sugarmoonns]

27:34 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[@jedbarjooo155]

27:29 This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂

[@Mewdom]

14:30 Darcy has little girl balls

[@HeisenbergFam]

Max and Chad are like GTA protagonists who finished main storyline, side quests and they are vibing living life to the fullest

[@harms123]

Bot

[@thecockwambler2621]

27:34 max was actually terrifying.

[@asterodon]

Chad says to Max: "You're a fruit loop mate." Also Chad: Regularly shows Max his culk and bulbs

[@hemacronix]

9:32 “ow my eye I need paper tower”

[@abiegator666]

16:21-16:33 just max losing it 😂😂

[@TheAdrestio]

Chad has gotta be underpaid with Darcy running the show Love the content

[@georgewhite5794]

is that why he drinks harder?

[@splonky7165]

holy shit the last game make me tear up laughing this has never happened to me before 27:29 28:03

[@Ashrots]

This editing is just genius. WTG editors!

[@DarkWestern]

American here, security camera and surveillance camera are indistinguishable. Nobody would request access to a security camera if they weren't looking for surveillance footage.

[@raptrr-7871]

I always skip youtuber promos for their merch but Cold Ones does it so well and makes it entertaining. Amazing work

[@ryanhinman9162]

5:45 brought back different times. Actually hilarious how they keep that joke alive

[@ChronoTriggerNu]

Editing is so fucking good it's insane, the little dog paw pointing to the drink during tipsy tetris fucking killed me for some reason lmao

[@44.caliberbrainsurgery63]

You can't spell bastard without Darcy

[@TACT1LE]

Roz from Monsters Inc out of nowhere absolutely killed me. I used to love that movie lol

[@leakyspaceboots7542]

11:40 Darcy the fun police

[@MrGuy872]

It's awfully bold of you to assume that I wouldn't want to be bludgeoned to death by Max and Chad.

[@TheSharkshaw]

27:30 I ain't laughed harder like that in a long time omg the way he yelled it when they didn't understand was hilarious.

[@Gamerorigen]

good way to do battle-shots is to use pizza boxes and draw your own grid that can fit your shot glasses

[@morgan258]

Favourite cold ones episode

[@LewSpears]

4:21 Chad is a Buddhist?

[@TheDooDooRanger]

Max should have his brother on the podcast and talk about his childhood

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

Does he actually have a brother? I remember seeing a younger kid in some of the vids back in the day, and ppl said that was his brother, but I’ve never seen max actually say anything about it.

[@TheDooDooRanger]

@@shrimpinainteasy7370 Yeah, he's mentioned him. I also remember seeing footage of him.

[@raexv1]

look at these little fellas giving us two videos back to back. we love cold ones 😩

[@yungtrashcan7376]

security camera is the same as surveillance camera 100%

[@DaVinci740]

Still the best editing on a KZbin channel! Their editor is the real star of the show

[@youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712]

It’s funny how a panicked mind under a time constraint works. A lot of the questions you can almost say any 3 things it would work. Like 3 things not to do at a job interview, you immediately think of bad first impressions but you could say grill, die, dig a hole, get surgery, line dance, skydive, long division, it all works

[@thatoneguy1070]

As an amarican security camera is more that good enough. Only people that call it a surveillance camara are security gaurds that take there jobs way to seriously. Lmao

[@DreamingSnorlax]

I don't know why but I really freakin love that you guys stole Darcy from the fairbairns haha Perfect addition to the team

[@TheHeadlets]

WE LOVE DARCY

[@Heisenberg000.]

@@TheHeadlets Scott better

[@lostremnant]

Darcey was from another team?

[@DreamingSnorlax]

@@lostremnant yeah he used to appear in The Fairbairns videos, another Aussie duo but make short form content. I don’t know the whole story but sometime after they appeared on one of those interview style cold ones videos, all of a sudden Darcy was helping them out as a part of the team. :)

[@DreamingSnorlax]

Oh and I’d also like to add, I enjoy the Fairbairns content too but like Cold Ones is on a whole other level haha much love to both teams ❤️

[@choglog]

Im certain the editor of these videos is a magician

[@yoboli9156]

Already bought my HAMMER tee fuck yeah can’t wait for it, my first KZbinr merch I buy🌭

[@darprdun8968]

Darcy constantly reminding them they don’t need to completely destroy everything at all times but forgets what he brought them there to do

[@LucydDev]

As an American where security/surveillance cameras exist, I can say that security camera and surveillance camera are synonymous.

[@sp0resp0re60]

28 minutes of “shut up Darcy” 😂

[@billyjohns332]

Why did Darcy think a security camera and a surveillance camera was different 💀💀

[@johnroux9680]

Because he's 16

[@melt_brain]

we in america usually call it security, while in Australia, the UK, and other places call it surveillance camera :/ they're picky

[@wolfy1987]

Probably to mess with him

[@jackblack2153]

The “my bad piyump” killed me

[@Z3r0_L1f3]

Every video these two put their livers through hell just for our entertainment

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

Chand spins a 4 Max: That's Good for him Chad: there is no way it can go off at 4 The game: I am about the end this mans career

[@Hanna-ku6hc]

You know I’m going to rewatch this at least ten times

[@thormunz]

18:11 Darcy looking like "Why the fuck do I do this for a living."

[@thormunz]

Darcy wondering if he left he stove on

[@thormunz]

Darcy wondering if he did what he needed to do that day

[@thormunz]

Darcy realizing hes taking care of 2 drunks for entertainment

[@xb0mer]

Darsey should’ve taken that shot

[@MorbidAbatcatrat]

"Mutant naked mole rats; how is that a thing?" Guess someone has not played any of the Fallout series

[@dentedavocado]

6:11 fun fact, the bluenose is actually the name of a boat! So technically Chad could have won the point with that one!

[@some-replies]

11:03 whoever decided to make the ad roll when he slapped the table is a fuckin legend. I love shit like that

[@kylerk.9844]

“Name 3 things” “I would not have gotten that”

[@ilikevideos4868]

"How the fuck am I supposed to pretend I'm a football?" -Max 2023

[@ryleighs9575]

Chad's hat is fucking dripping man

[@EDrie_edits]

You gotta check the site, all there stuff are fucking great specially the hoodie

[@sailorjupitter1761]

my favorite part of cold ones is when max goes nonverbal

[@jasonlasschuit6542]

I cant remember the last time a video made me laugh this hard. Thanks Cold Ones!

[@dusk97]

24:40 is just so perfect

[@gajison6927]

chad forgetting that max slobbered all over himself when he touched max' shirt was funny as fuck

[@Brawlgoblin]

one of the funniest videos so far

[@luckyslevees9888]

0:50 seconds in and already think the editor again needs a raise

[@LordSaitamer]

Now that smosh reunited, do you think its possible for you guys to get them both on the podcast? oh shit i mean talk show.