Colin Robinson Psychic Vampire

[@TheeKittyPie]

This vampire type is so creative. I can’t tell you how many Collins I’ve met. Honestly if you told me energy vamps are real I’d believe you

[@Joekeegans]

All of my teachers have been Colin Robinson’s 😂

[@lisavolk8442]

kittypie That’s the whole point! They ARE real! Otherwise it wouldn’t be funny.

[@ilpensatore1462]

There are real myths of vampires known for stealing life energy from people, actually. They are described very differently from this one, obviously, but it's still a real concept people believed in

[@Joekeegans]

Il Pensatore Colin is this you??? 😂😂

[@ilpensatore1462]

@@Joekeegans 👀

[@Lauranna]

Colin is a amazing side character. They could have got away with another Peter character but they came up with something completely original. I love this show!

[@CrazyDevoYT]

You goaded me and now you got to take the stairs.

[@Merknilash]

This guy made me want to watch the show

[@sboloshis1188]

@@Merknilash Same here, the one where he got really powerful and could drain with just a few words.

[@kida4313]

That's Petyr, how dare you! 8000 years and still people get his name wrong.. you know what, it's racist. Yeah. Apologize to Peter. Shit, Petyr.

[@wulf8121]

I'm always surprised at how consistently funny his character is.

[@Simpleburger1968]

I like how he's the one who never gets ruffled or emotional .....and how the others always refer to him by the full name ie never Colin or Robinson ...always Colin Robinson!

[@kingjellybean9795]

Nate

[@Simpleburger1968]

What does "nate" mean ? :-)

[@Seispieles]

@@Simpleburger1968 A character from The Office series. It is played by the same actor that plays Colin Robinson

[@Simpleburger1968]

@@Seispieles Aah, thank you :-)

[@goochipoochie]

Until he meets his vampire gf

[@jradjj2988]

Bro whenever he talks and is doing his energy draining I can literally feel myself getting tired

[@kylebishop2252]

im falling asleep just READING about him zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@tomcrews2381]

Josh Bishop yeah its so annoy-

[@Mask0fFate]

Then he’s doing his job.

[@kjmac1973]

"We either bore you with a long conversation, or...we enrage you." Shit...I guess I'm an energy vampire.

[@patriciainportland5567]

"You goaded me, now you have to take the stairs!" Piss my pants laughing!!

[@justvin7214]

'How about you go be immortal at brunch' Lmao

[@JBrander]

tbh, being an energy vampire sounds like a dream. There's literally a feast of misery in every corner here. From the DMV, to tax bureaus, to municipals/city halls.. literally any government agency or building.

[@abdullahabd7677]

This is your typical HR employee.

[@MohaAlraed]

true, I work in HR

[@Habitt5253]

Buraidah Jesus! Energy vampires really ARE everywhere.

[@MohaAlraed]

@@Habitt5253 hahaha you should talk to my boss

[@kylebishop2252]

@@Habitt5253 i used to be one, but dont believe ALL you see in this. vampires DO need normal food as well as blood

[@TKinfinity01]

As an HR guy, I can agree.

[@YuObsessedwithme]

" well okay how about you go be immortal at brunch" is thee best line. I've never laughed so hard in my life , perfect humor

[@thewatchtower4949]

Ruined every vampires career and dream to have brunch

[@Fairstarter]

Colin Robinson is too powerful

[@lisavolk8442]

The best thing that ever happened on this show: Colin, who knows nothing about what his company does & is completely superfluous to its operation, getting promoted!!! Holy f*cking sh*t! So GDAMN funny!

[@danielle3064]

You're gonna love Office Space

[@lisavolk8442]

Danielle Fish Office Space? Never heard of it. What Network?

[@danielle3064]

@@lisavolk8442 It's a movie by Mike Judge where the protagonist gets promoted the moment he stops giving a shit about his job. Basically an office life satire that precedes all office comedies we know today

[@phillipgrande9147]

nandor's voice is just also hilarious

[@MehIgotnothing]

1:39 "Oh, you mean her Achilles' heel?" "So, it's her foot?" "Well that's simple I know exactly what to do." Lazlo leaving a pile of dead raccoons on her porch was hilarious. I love this show so much.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

So like what, he's a cat on human hardware?

[@stephmichael__]

“It’s time for Name That Tune! Haha, I made it up!” 😂

[@udonnoodlez293]

No one is born a Colin Robinson! Excellence is achieved through hard work!

[@andrewnagengast2349]

How's your night been? "That's none of your business" What? "How's your night been?" Fine. "Okay good, ours has been too" lmfao! I have to use that at work sometime!

[@blythesaunders3124]

Colin Robinson reminds me of my uncle lol. Appearance, voice, attitude 😂 I will share this clip to him.

[@PJBubbles]

I miss Evie, the emotional vampire!

[@juniorsandoval9624]

omg this show......everyone ive told to watch ends up just loving it so

[@hordebronyfurness1832]

Colin Robinson is best Vampire

[@bezoticallyyours83]

You goaded me and now you gotta take the stairs! 😂 okay, this show seems like it could be interesting.

[@d.akhtar9080]

MADELLINNNNNNN! You’re grandpappy is here!

[@chaitubhai1449]

Oh no, I goaded you

[@alexardies3171]

@D.Akhtar.. unfortunately you DID tap on the window! You shouldn’t have .... on the window! .. reminds me of that scene in Fawltey Towers with John Cleese on the ladder while Manuel holds it! Immortal! MADELLINNNNNN! 🧏🏼‍♀️😝😝

[@graymatterwolf850]

I laughed so hard during the show

[@MrRetlav]

I love how there's also an emotional vampire! 😂 I've met a couple of both! 🤣

[@adamsmustsee9340]

Don't tap on the window. I'm going to tap on the window.... Love it!

[@07jmclark]

I swear my five year old is a psychic vampire

[@saintniccage2818]

Trolling a actual troll is incredable

[@chrislair6832]

Freaking love Colin!

[@marypalmer00]

woah didn't notice his reflection was so macabre

[@MrBombermann27]

imagine collin robinson going to work on a monday its like a buffet for him hahaha

[@gabe_liu9095]

his favorite day must be monday

[@czernobog1731]

Colin will always be mark in my books

[@gianghuynh9570]

“How about you go be a vampire at brunch?” It’s a great burn because the vampires probably will.

[@youaretearingmeapartlisa7253]

I literally had a lady make me fall asleep with conversation and she kept talking and talking and my eyes were shutting and then completely shut and its like she didn't even notice that I had been asleep for 10 minutes completely drained. Now I know what that was all about.

[@willismarsh44]

I wonder how his baseball card collection is going!

[@tomerohanabentzvi9866]

I will not be suprised if he is the same cherecter

[@DeanOliver1964]

He needs to pull up in a bright yellow Hummer with spinners.

[@emilyc3177]

it’s time to name that tune ..........i made it up!! i’m high af right now and i can’t stop 😆

[@Nara346Fujita]

“I have to pee too”

[@AsheNOLA]

"That would be an enthusiastic yes"

[@jesuschristpose896]

The movie was cinematic masterpiece, pure gold.

[@eyeseer1]

You'd think people would pay Colin to put them to sleep.

[@danimorgan3085]

Such a good show

[@DonoZeek]

I feel like every one of us is a psychic vampire.

[@bronyatheistfedora]

Imagining 3:00 from the girls perspective is hilarious

[@Eyeshieildz21]

All the energy vampires work in the car dealerships

[@vimerveilles]

My favorite

[@afallin]

First 10secs and i was already anemic.

[@music_lover2227]

5 bags of popcorn

[@DollyTheLlama]

This video hasn't got enough updog.

[@chupawup4517]

What's updog?

[@davidalves31057]

@@chupawup4517 Nothing much dog, what's up with you? 😆

[@dranelemakol]

@@chupawup4517 You're the real hero

[@8019THEDUDE]

Hot dogs could be seen as an American thing or possibly German, German sausages come named as frankfurters and bratwursts, interestingly some known.....

[@ActorCliveDancey]

i love this show...hey check out my Colin Robinson Impression reel

[@CensorshipVictim]

Literally every coworker, I've ever worked with

[@jsmith4230]

You worked at HSBC too?

[@CensorshipVictim]

@@jsmith4230 how'd you know!

[@sharknato1245]

this guy has toby vibes (im talking about The Office)

[@5th_cellar]

Toby was obviously an energy vampire, but he wasn't on Colin's level.

[@adamofblastworks1517]

So this is what the repellant that goop is selling is for.

[@alienindisguise5546]

What about the time he tried to drain energy with humor

[@kevincarless1188]

Updog

[@kevincarless1188]

Nothing much what's up with you

[@jaymchap]

I came to this video to be very very sad :')

[@ayaroot]

this is actually a real thing. there’s a whole community of psychic vampires on facebook that i was a part of when i was 13. i didn’t know what it meant, i just thought vampires are cool lol

[@Steve-vf7se]

I like when they show day time.

[@shikari94]

Don't steal his baseball cards.

[@abbaszaidi8371]

Squat Cobbler

[@kyratokarski7876]

“I HavE To PeE tOo” 1:12

[@teeare1261]

Guerillmo get him out of here 😁

[@SGTSAM101ST]

How does one become a enegery vampire?

[@malikphillips4794]

Name this tune.......... I made it up

[@jsmith4230]

I wonder if that was an ad-lib. From the interviews they've done, apparently there are a lot of them.

[@robert48044]

I might be an Energy Vampire

[@TBVnBIX]

i've worked in offices and i've seen sooo many psychic vampires is not even funny, no really is not funny they are literally the most boring people i've seen in my life

[@kingjellybean9795]

Fuhkeen guuyyy

[@teeare1261]

Hey Don

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

Oh fuck I'm an energy vampire :(

[@vexxama]

So I was justified stating that guy from the office?

[@anonimniprofil3816]

I married an emotional vampire. She's way worse than Colin Robinson.

[@december12twok12]

Karen Robinson?!?

[@kylebishop2252]

damn, thats tough. how many times does he/she feed off you

[@5th_cellar]

You married Evie? How’s THAT working out for you?

[@TheSonWhoCums6669]

“Haha I hate my wife and that’s funny”

[@otto253]

I thought mark was in prison for selling pirated VHS tapes though

[@dlsygaco]

Hellooooo

[@gregorybarootjian323]

Does Colin work for the government? lol.

[@kravenraven3986]

Oh, it's a comedy. I thought it was going to be a real documentary....

[@imthinkingaboutagooduserna8531]

So paltrows goop crap could actually be useful against Colin?

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Err...let's not get crazy

[@ashlynyoungblood]

None of my friends will take this fucking question seriously so I'm humbly asking this comment section to help me here. Can a psychic vampire annoy someone into a barbarian rage? Probably. BUT. Could they BORE someone OUT of a barbarian rage?

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

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