Collected Miscellany - "Xiao: Conqueror of Demons" | Genshin Impact

[@qsol0]

Xiao is probably really good at social distancing he even carries a mask with him and is always alone.

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@donnlagasca2786]

Yasssss we love a social distancing king

[@twillij29]

His mask doesn't cover his mouth at all though.

[@jcn268]

@@taralamlam1122 report him for spam please

[@nickelglasses700]

Don't forget he also has a stick to keep others at distance.

[@chokolatte2158]

“He only appears when in grave danger” Makes a wish during a boss battle with Childe

[@mouses_HK]

Did you get him

[@ajaypatil7565]

@@mouses_HK gonna try will reply

[@gabea6275]

@@mouses_HK I got him on the third stage of childe after I got 75 pity

[@ariefbudiman1853]

@@ajaypatil7565 you got him?

[@ajaypatil7565]

@@ariefbudiman1853 sadly no

[@lucabun]

“He only appears when in grave danger” Me casually picking Qingxin flowers with Xiao

[@pavel7284]

The pain

[@theshurffy]

for some reason that is the most relaxing activity to me these days. that, and listening to the sounds he makes when climbing in Japanese dub

[@shard39]

@@theshurffy *insert Lenny face*

[@lucabun]

@@theshurffy i also listen to his climbing noises in the jp dub in my spare time.... research purposes, of course.

[@Cyrus-ro8kg]

I mean, he uses Qinxin. So it is his job ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@digi1071]

You know a character is built diff when the narrator sympathizes with them.

[@mistyseas]

Yes

[@Red-32]

sym pa thiz es

[@moca7949]

dainsleiff and xiao just built different

[@cinnabar_]

i think dainsleiff sympathises with the adeptus, since he gave respect to Ganyu too for doing her duty for centuries

[@krillinz6407]

@@cinnabar_ facts especially now that we know dainsleif was a royal guard who didn’t get to protect khaenriah

[@gravyonthanksgiving]

“Or will he meet someone who can shine a ray of light into his dark world” You can hear the fanfic writers coming.

[@iri7262]

Wattpad here I come

[@fatimazarza7365]

There already are some good XiaoVen fics in AO3

[@omelettechampi]

the xiaoven nation on genshintwt is one of the biggest since like 2 months😭 we love to see it

[@durptwat7756]

readers of trouvaille on wattpad where yall at

[@云-t9z]

as a writer i feel attacked but ure.. not wrong 🤡

[@DanM4ster]

“He only appears when in grave danger” Me: Use Xiao to kill of Timmie's pigeons.

[@cantremember6794]

Ganyu is the damn best at that

[@itsazzy1703]

Timmie is the strongest Fatui Harbinger

[@OniyunYun]

@@cantremember6794 lmao exactly she doesn't require a lot of time to kill dem birds

[@carrotplli]

So Timmie's pigeons are in grave danger

[@unicorntwinkles]

@@OniyunYun i like to use traveler's anemo ult for that

[@porkbeans7376]

"In Liyue, Xiao is a name that is seldom heard" Also Liyue rn: xiAO lANTerN

[@mr.lolipopwithmustache5002]

manager xiao: 👁👁 👄

[@Felix11010]

Yes, I totally agree on that one 😂 But to be fair, the original chinese event has diffrent characters for both character xiao (魈-demon) and the xiao (霄-clouds) market. So I suppose this is just one of those times when things can't literally translated

[@crisgryan]

@@Felix11010 Chinese event?

[@therealkeiman]

@@crisgryan means how they spell the name in chinese

[@Felix11010]

@@crisgryan seems like my sentence is a little bit confusing, what I mean is the event in chinese language

[@CalTheOdd]

Everybody gangsta until the narrator starts talking in first person about his suffering

[@Near-22]

XP

[@thearchoncollector5637]

Tis the state of people these days lmao

[@ghijunz]

Wait who is the narrator actually?

[@killerqueen3193]

@@ghijunz Dainsleif I think

[@user-fc1kv7oy1c]

@@ghijunz there is a quest for him now

[@Jojokosasih]

In 2026 Dainsleif: *Narrates himself as Playable character* "If I do my Elemental skill I deal AoE Physical Dmg"

[@marcoonroad7]

bold

[@arianasingawinata3001]

your comment derserve more likes sir

[@wafflebuddy0319]

Underrated

[@wow_tilin]

Overrated

[@potato3298]

Yep elemental skill doing physical damage

[@i4alatus]

“He only appears when in grave danger” Me: putting every character on the water just to see how *TINY* he is

[@yoshikawareinhardth762]

Xiao name also mean tiny... Good one..

[@i4alatus]

@@yoshikawareinhardth762 hahaha well, his "Xiao" is not the one for tiny, but pun not inteded lol

[@whotao3047]

@@i4alatus Suitable double meaning

[@AER-dh5wu]

@@i4alatus his character for Xiao means "fast" or "speed" I think.

[@i4alatus]

@@AER-dh5wu Actually, if I'm not mistaken, his "Xiao" means demon, but I'm not so sure

[@miell5010]

“Or will he meet someone who understand his sacrifice and can shine a ray of light into his dark world?” Do you mean someone who can perfectly cook almond tofu

[@luluj857]

I made 30 tofu and he came to my home （^v^）

[@mouses_HK]

The traveler: come, you’ve suffered far too long. Here take this, paimon is in it- I mean helped me make it

[@Red-32]

Uh tofu can shine a ray of light into his dark world imo?

[@Mik0N0Mik0]

Made 36 almond tofu then he came home

[@justaperson4656]

@@mouses_HK no we love paimon 😭

[@GachaGamerYouTube]

Can't wait to be shouted at "WORTHLESS!" by Xiao for the rest of Genshin Impact career.

[@migantomon117]

Xd

[@101ttty]

Conquering bank card

[@jawkira]

DESPAIR!!

[@aaaamxr]

Xiao can step on me and call me insignificant and worthless and ill thank him.

[@MorticusKhan]

Cringe

[@Faust_YT]

"Xiao also consumes Primogems like it was nothing."

[@cebuninja8008]

“He only appears when in grave danger” Me who has him: *OH BOY A SLIME*

[@boomshackalacka556]

treasure hoarders are pretty dangerous

[@Riverlia]

*Equip him with Black Tassel* Xiao: Call me Slime Conquering! And behold my Bane of the SOFT!

[@tridon7327]

@@Riverlia *presses Q* “SLIME CONQUERING!”

[@simbast9726]

Swirl slimes lul

[@MutedMuteMute]

Hilichurls are dangerous... Totally 😅👌

[@kcshura1677]

4:45 “I know that adepti suffer heartache as I do” Damn, even the narrator has lore in this story too

[@zuha6616]

thats dainsleif tho

[@amanchaturvedi7981]

Narrator is dainslief who is going to play important role in the lore

[@emilinne]

Dainsleif be like

[@kazeuchu6427]

it's Dainsleif

[@oj6148]

narrator has more lore than xinyan

[@mambotandi]

"Xiao will not lose HP from a plunging attack no matter how height" alright its GERONIMO TIME

[@Itsjjones]

More like GerANEMO time

[@Haru-rs2su]

@@Itsjjones good one

[@bbwife1124]

I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@seliphoftheend]

after seeing that I took my level 40 xiao and plunged off qingyun peak

[@alizatruong4499]

ok miyuuu I should do this

[@patrickroyandal3799]

My ears just heard: *_"Will my primogems be ravaged by the unending blue comets..."_*

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@greycircularity]

@@taralamlam1122 is that a windows pirare? why would you pirate a free product lmao

[@halfface2891]

@@taralamlam1122 dude why..

[@skrimnshawt]

lmao true

[@suiyikaiheunagongndang2813]

Wished for xiao.....pulled a mona.....hey atleast it's a five star....

[@manofculture2729]

"He appears only when grave danger is nigh" **Sends Xiao to do expeditions*

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU....

[@lelouchvibritannia9937]

Worthless

[@kingquality1484]

Some Liyue locals casually collecting jueyun chili: oh boy what a simple and quiet moment here in the outback! Xiao: *intimidatingly walks past and pulls out the whole stem of jueyun chili* ...I'll be taking these. Liyue locals: *confused fear and grace*

[@TachMichiru]

@@kingquality1484 LMAO

[@charlescasem7348]

"He only appears when in grave danger" Traveler: Xiao, you there? Xiao appeared: You called?

[@user-ed7hw5gr7k]

“Or will he meet someone who understand his sacrifice. And can shine a ray of light into his dark world” Any Xiao shipper: mark that down

[@sayyedzulfiqar3743]

yessss haha

[@aaaamxr]

it'll probably be us, the traveler no?

[@akeryu]

For me it can be Ganyu. I ship them so much. They both devoted their existence to Liyue and the contract with Zhongli. Living a lonely immortal life knowing nothing but works and depression. So much in common... aint no body better than her to understand his sacrifices

[@aaaamxr]

@@akeryu hmmm theyre both adepti too... and are the strongest dps in game... but idk ganyu's voiceline says she thinks xiao is an introvert.

[@akeryu]

@@aaaamxr yep i think they don’t have very good opinions of each other LOL But with a good idea behind you can work out a story for them i believe

[@durptwat7756]

"he only appears when in grave danger." me: haha almond tofu bonus yum

[@sujisujiji]

STOP I SNORTED SO LOUD

[@redhood5670]

Did you get him

[@Cele5te]

666 likes. Nice

[@sepwan6168]

I think zhongli means that xiao only uses His mask in great danger

[@ariesgrill4999]

@@sepwan6168 That's Dainsleif actually, not zhongli

[@huckpo283]

Xiao has another hidden ability, and it's called taking all your premogems and leaving you on the ground crying because you can't afford food this month

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU....

[@Barteq2236]

The link is spam

[@huckpo283]

@@Barteq2236 yeah

[@theegreed4004]

I usee 5×10 for get him but nothig

[@huckpo283]

@@theegreed4004 well i used the same for ganyu and got two 5 stars that are not ganyu

[@lordundependable5008]

Xiao: when will this suffering ever end? also Xiao: HISS! DONT TOUCH ME!

[@rickparsent9632]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M ,,

[@anglegrass]

Cat

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

People: dainsleif is so important, we won't see him until the last chapter 1.3 in Diluc's tavern: DERE HE IS

[@Raclii]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHuvhp6Erdp5pK8 I made a xiao animation

[@viogieviogie]

YO WAIT WHAT

[@FarosYT]

Dainself is hereeeeee

[@garetculla6905]

What I didn't see him????

[@FarosYT]

@@garetculla6905 play his story quest, a lot happened, and when I mean a lot. A lot is happening!

[@nemu4677]

The Narrator: **Talks in first person** Everyone: Hold up-

[@hasibulazamsehab866]

Yup

[@nemu4677]

@@aq97555 excuse me what-

[@ConcerninglyWiseAlligator]

Dainsleif???!

[@mikaerachan6066]

@@aq97555 excuse me?

[@Raclii]

@@hasibulazamsehab866 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHuvhp6Erdp5pK8 I made a xiao animation

[@Elfalpha1]

Jeez, he better be careful he doesn't cut himself on all that edge.

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@liviubostan7229]

My hands ars bleeding...from watching this alone.

[@sousoupink12]

must be why he continuously loses hp om his burst

[@Mikedot]

Ow The Edge

[@mfingmothman5370]

I mean I’d sure be edgy if I watched my friends (aka the other Yakshas) die, end up corrupted, disappear, and pretty sure one took their own life

[@ayatosboba5884]

*" Or.. will he meet someone who understands **_his sacrifice_** .. and can shine **_a ray of light_** into his dark world?"* Damn that hits way harder after finishing the 2.7 archon quest

[@xiaobestfriend4094]

2.7 archon quest is by far my favourite archon quest. Especially where Xiao nearly sacrificed himself for the others

[@BriannaDrobot]

I like to think it also hits hard after the poetry event.

[@matynnka1900]

IM ABOUT TO BRING A WHOLE DAMN SUN INTO THIS MANS WORLD

[@exphhoria]

I'M GONNA BRING 50 SUNS AND THE ENTIRE STAR SYSTEM, MARK MY WORDS

[@bleepbleep6772]

SAME

[@Dubs22005]

@@exphhoria what are you guys talking about

[@yakultlover8661]

Venti is xiao's world ❤️❤️

[@magiveem]

Anything for our tsundere demi god

[@HayatoStarGod]

"When Xiao is in the party, the active character consumes less Stamina while climbing" Lisa Mains : *S T O N K S*

[@exceptionallyriso]

BAHAHAHAH-

[@mangomuncher6969]

LMAO

[@prittvyy2659]

I didn’t understand for a sec but dang-

[@dirknoone4230]

I don’t get it

[@mannubhai2425]

Tell me you use jp dub without telling me you use jp dub

[@untitledjin]

"he only appears when grave danger is nigh" i have three primogems, i consider that a grave danger

[@ibrahimghiyas7100]

Same barely have any primo gems cause I quit the game for a long time

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU....

[@taralamlam1122]

@@ibrahimghiyas7100 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU....

[@bigboiiisam2729]

dainsleif: lost his memories also dainsleif: knows even the tiniest details about every character in the game

[@Teemoville]

Dansleif: Xiao appear only when danger is high Me: kills bennett

[@oostinwang4255]

Wait this is dainsleif voice?

[@izzaireredacted3018]

@@oostinwang4255 You mean you haven't played the story quest yet??? Yeah, he voices all of these.

[@oostinwang4255]

@@izzaireredacted3018 oh

[@dragonsrule20201]

@@izzaireredacted3018 wait I'm pretty sure ive played all the main story quests and I don't remember dainsleif really being mentioned, when was that?

[@biggiganticbones]

@@dragonsrule20201 It's a new quest. Look at your quests now

[@anya9699]

pov: people already got him right when he came out

[@gaming2night730]

I did 100 pulls for xiao ,and what it got me is depression with a duplicate jean

[@elinaaa7840]

P a i n. 🤧 I still got 40 pity 😩

[@Tabi-mazoku396]

me lol

[@Valent_tine]

I got him at my firs pull

[@boblobgobstopper13214]

Mfs really got that Dream luck

[@noelle3726]

“Or will he meet someone who can shine a ray of light into his dark world” Xiao simps: "Well, of course I know him. He's me"

[@ryanryan4223]

b-but it's the traveler

[@oldkaren9718]

how many simps i got

[@carlwheezer2808]

@@ryanryan4223 i hope it isn't that would be kind of boring

[@weebkun2635]

@@itmetakoyaki honestly same. their interactions are so wholesome 🥺

[@saintseiyaforever6928]

@@itmetakoyaki cuando salio llegue a pensar lo mismo, debo admitir que mis amigos me llamaron loca, pero al final ahora todos ellos creen lo mismo, asi son las cosas xD

[@yashii1311]

“Will he meet someone, who understands his sacrifice, and who can shine a ray of light into his dark world?” Aether/Lumine: 👁 👄 👁

[@suckinhee]

Venti

[@theesky]

i kinda hope that its Venti, because the traveler will at the end of the day leave with their sibling.

[@casusbelli91]

@@theesky You don't know that. Many of the isekai ends with the traveler staying in the other-world.

[@theesky]

@@casusbelli91 its not really an isekai as they travel through worlds, this is more similar to interdimensional travel, not being transmigrated into a fairytale. But we'll see whether they leave or stay.

[@isabelaterzic5239]

Me

[@thomgames8142]

"he only apears when in grave danger" me: oh boy a pidgeon

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@MrHav1k]

TIMMIE!!

[@gojoluvr28]

Copied comment word for worr

[@Sholver]

@@gojoluvr28 Nice you want a medal ?

[@sarahvictoriaa_]

@@Sholver I mean he did copy it...

[@midnight2600]

And as ones who have seen him can attest, he only appears when the pity is high...

[@prophetkat]

Actually i somehow got him at 44 wishes. Its the luckiest thing that's happened to me in this game

[@clumsyblaze8575]

I got ganyu, mona and xiao all within 40 pulls kekw

[@RoseGamingRG]

😞

[@Sayne7]

82 for me, it never comes under 70 lol

[@hinata8511]

I’m 65 in, will take some time lol

[@GhostinTube]

"he doesn't lose hp when he plunges no matter the height" Welp that settles it for me.

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@NothingIsWrongToday]

I tested this with mine from the highest point in Liyue (floating Island) Can confirm 10/10

[@Turtlel-xu8qu]

I didn't even realise that plunging attacks damaged you

[@sergioalonso9273]

pretty confident that's the most useless passive I've ever seen on a 5 star lol

[@lumensd]

@@sergioalonso9273 It's not even his passive. Lol. His passive is reduction of stamina consumption while climbing.

[@willow_song2596]

Dain breaking third character by going into first and saying "I know that adepti suffer heartache just as I do..." *really* hits different after the recent Archon Quest.

[@wolfhooks146]

Ikr??? "I know that adepti suffer heartache just as I do..." Like Dain, bro are you ok? Need someone to talk to? 🥺🥺

[@c.a.t..f.s.h]

it hits even different after the most recent archon quest

[@abyssherald9874]

xiao: elemental burst space bar: here we go again

[@morbidboi]

😭

[@User-wu5ss]

Xiao: conquered thousands of demons Me using him: dies because of a hilichurl

[@AlterFoxEast]

*that hilichurl threw a slime

[@User-wu5ss]

Dead Foxtrot facts mans throwing rockets at us

[@ronixoxo]

@@User-wu5ss I took him out and he died by getting hit by a dendro slime :,)

[@autumnhoney6062]

🤣🤣 y’all silly

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@Apricoffee]

That last line from Dansleif sounds like an opening to a romance game

[@alwaystired304]

genshin otome simulator 😭

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@taralamlam1122]

@Kaeya Alberich kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@rads_irl]

I mean, we know that he's talking about Venti and his gentle flute music

[@theultimatehusbandocollect3957]

@@rads_irl oh shet-

[@rascal6532]

xiao : 👿⛓️⚔️👺 90% of xiao's fanbase : 💕💕😇🐻😍🐶😮💫

[@Venti_the_bard]

Thank god im not one of them

[@EvelynL.1112]

@@Venti_the_bard Me neither, Xiao is a 2000-something year old adeptus whose life is full of pain and war and a lot of people treat him as a "precious UWU cute boy" to be constantly babied.

[@gudztrip3642]

Lmao, The fanbase babies him soo much they cant accept that he loses to raiden.

[@someone7454]

I'm glad I'm a Xiao enjoyer

[@yaemiko6720]

I respect him so i stare into his soul

[@charachux8501]

People trying to get xiao: People who got xiao on their first summon: *WORTHLESS*

[@darling_fries]

i got in my first 10 pulls but no hero wit :(

[@pangolinthethird6606]

I got it first try lol

[@lawrencemorrz7677]

LUCKY BASTARDS

[@Etheryuu]

took me around 15 rolls and it wasnt even a pity pull, just straight up luck but yea i do be bragging about it like that. For those who failed to get him, they all are simply WORTHLESS

[@rilakkuma1640]

@@pangolinthethird6606 lucky 😭

[@avsmimi]

THE ENDING PLS I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG

[@Void_Creature4]

yes

[@milk-qr8xr]

I agree wholeheartedly 😭

[@X.lo.]

U spoiled me

[@zangboyzseetynhz4572]

“Can shine a ray of light into his dark world” *I DONT SEE ANY LIGHT WITH THESE PURPLE ROLES MIHOYO!*

[@Zazaria1111]

Me who only sees blue: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@hypershock0storm479]

" I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTT!" - Dante, Devil May Cry.

[@AlfieWilliams3DAnimator]

@@Zazaria1111 same 😭😭😭

[@narukahatsu]

@@Zazaria1111 Life of a f2p is hard :'D there is a slim chance of you getting a 5 star and its not even guaranteed to be Xiao. I got a qiqi like 3 days ago on the Ganyu banner and i have rolled about 12 times since, i doubt imma be able to bring Xiao home any time soon...!

[@aleex1847]

“Or will he meet someone who understand his sacrifice. And can shine a ray of light into his dark world” Traveler: "I can fix him."

[@nguyentung255]

“He appears only when grave danger is nigh...” *XIAO IS 12AM AND MY WALLET IS BURNT COME HOME PLS!!!*

[@Nick-nb2oz]

"will he meet someone that can shine light in his dark world?" ME! ME! I VOLUNTEER AS A TRIBUTE!!!

[@eggy8923]

GIRL SIGN ME IN

[@maryannp.4770]

ILL HUG HIM ILL DO IT I DONT CARE IF HE KILLS ME ILL STILL DO IT

[@wahidabeed4280]

"To most in Liyue, Xiao is a name seldom heard" NPC named Manager Xiao : Okay

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU.....

[@victorpan8402]

Actually there are many names pronounce Xiao in Chinese should as 肖or 萧,but Xiao魈 is a rare name because it from the ghost and demon. As a Chinese gamer I don't even notice there is a NPC named manager xiao.😂😂😂

[@suo_wei_ren_zhe_jie_xin_chen]

@@victorpan8402 Yep, it is an entirely different character with entirely different meaning.

[@_katr1n4_76]

PLEASE GIVE US HIS RERUN

[@fakepottedplant3912]

i’m manifesting it /hj

[@theesky]

im kinda thinking he'll be back this winter... which is around the lantern rite.... which is very cruel of them lol

[@barbaratoes6444]

rerun rerun rerun rerun

[@kaisagirl]

YES

[@witchykaiden7643]

its in 2.4

[@cnobu8160]

Everybody gansta 'til Dainsleif starts talking about dark deep stuffs.

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@alicu_mokka]

The link above is spam...

[@Yukimurasaccount]

@@alicu_mokka thanks you

[@magiveem]

He mostly does that a lot ehe

[@cnobu8160]

@@magiveem Did you just "Ehe" ? *EHE TE NANDAYO*

[@ZeroMizKun]

Xiao has come home 🥰 im upgrading him to hell atm xD

[@iliketolaughatidiots]

Lucky... I ran out of Mora so I need more mora to be able to ascend him.. I'm as broke as Mona, Venti, and Zhongli now..

[@izzaireredacted3018]

HEY ZERO YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!! Also hi can I just say I love your Nightcores? Has Cherry gotten him yet if she's pulling for him?

[@rubymo5404]

Literally me too lol I have him at lvl 70 at the moment with all talents at 6 but I ran out of resources for today, need to wait for tomorrow

[@TriWidyan]

He came home to me too. Lucky I got double in one 10 pull.

[@nirifer7275]

Those geo materials caught me off guard man

[@SAIMONch]

"He only appears when in grave danger" Brb going to kill my entire party and leave the last one at 1 hp before pulling

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU....

[@laiel3461]

i almost killed Zhongli yet he still didn't came

[@fleetingdreams5733]

you might be onto smth there-

[@SAIMONch]

@@laiel3461 lol my brother killed Zhongli and revived him at 100 hp, Xiao came in 5 pulls (I didn't and got Keqing instead on the 78 roll RIP)

[@laiel3461]

So i should've killed him for real huh

[@Verohrev]

"He only appears when in grave danger" Me who has xiao : Oh look! I found an iron chunk!

[@leeminhoe8037]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M ..

[@professorshrimp5187]

Why isn't anyone mentioning that Xiao staggering the ruin guard was the coolest thing ever?

[@zamirfy7701]

agreed

[@leanarcherdeguzman5968]

"Only Xiao still honors his contract with the Geo Archon" Ganyu staying in Liyue because of the contract: 👁️💧👄💧👁️

[@mr.lolipopwithmustache5002]

Ganyu needs a backpain remedy made by zhongli

[@harlex1175]

the author meant yakshas not adepti as a whole, ganyu isnt yaksha

[@Retronyx]

her contract is the stay in liyue and protect all living beings dumbass.

[@ksitton]

:(

[@ksitton]

@@harlex1175 Yeah, still a funny thought though

[@caladbol]

After seeing Daisnleif in-game the narrator's voice hits different now.

[@darkninja1693]

Sasuke

[@justagirlexisting]

Ikr-

[@LowIntSpecimen]

yuri lowenthal's voice in general hits different

[@Kalinafilipovaa]

4:58 THIS IS SUCH AN Y/N MOMENT PLEASE

[@justagirlexisting]

Traveler × Xiao shippers love that part I bet xD *(haha Aether × Xiao shipper here can't wait to get Mr. Edgy Yaksha on his rerun)*

[@amberxv4777]

@@justagirlexisting oh, yes same! It feels good to be the main character in this game. Aether x Xiao shippers are happy. Let me have more Xiao content, can't wait for it!

[@valhersa29]

@@justagirlexisting sameee, except I’m a Lumine x Xiao shipper :P I hope I win the 50/50 and get the guy 😩

[@frost-mirror]

Dainsleif: finish off every last one... Dimitri: KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM

[@KarmaDream7]

Yes.

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@simonbuzz]

Exactly what I thought when he said that line

[@setyani5295]

Exactly

[@undyingsaltedfish753]

Ahahahaha I finished it off in my head too 😂

[@MrDibs-mx5iv]

Those who pulled Xiao accidentally on his banner: "Here's your White Tassel, have fun"

[@fluffybearesia1247]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY GAVE HIM A WHITE TASSEL

[@zulkifli1245]

Not the white tassel 💀

[@aaaamxr]

then theres me who dont have any 4* polearm and have to give him white tassel even tho hes my main dps

[@zulkifli1245]

@@aaaamxr use black tassel , its better

[@aaaamxr]

@@zulkifli1245 I think i have the black tassel... wait i have no idea. I have the one which gives crit rate and more dmg to normal attacks...

[@abstractly_]

see now this is the time where i wished i had more storage so i could get genshin

[@yino1431]

Same

[@Raclii]

@@yino1431 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHuvhp6Erdp5pK8 i made a xiao animation

[@0rph3us12]

agreed

[@bluepengu6532]

WAIT LITERALLY ME WHAT

[@sus-zg6hc]

i sacrificed 10 gb for this 🥰 my phone is 64 gb 😐

[@riceflothrumyveins2085]

Most 5 star characters: can destroy Teyvat easily Jean: haha dandelion flower go brrrweeeeee

[@navy1736]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS

[@poosypumpkin]

Diluc: HAHAHAHAHAHA bird go brrrrr

[@isabelaguilar9691]

“He only appears when in grave danger” Me who has xiao : OH WOW QINGXIN FLOWERS TIME TO GET THEM

[@jakolmydig960]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/raXFlJSNo96VsNU ..

[@A1998GatewayPC]

"When Xiao is in the party, the active character consumes less stamina while climbing" Oh boy, he will make some nice team with Lisa

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU....

[@Mercerus]

Aaah i see a man of culture here xD

[@hunterxkiller8732]

I can imagine the shipping between them if that's the case

[@theblues6964]

@@Mercerus You mean a WIBU. Lol

[@rahsntuykiana2327]

@@theblues6964 buset

[@stroberii27]

Manifesting Xiao ✨🍀✨🍀✨🍀✨🍀 Good luck to everyone who's pulling for him!

[@iliketolaughatidiots]

I got luck. Thanks anyways. I have Xiao and a 5 star sword.

[@gung8118]

@@iliketolaughatidiots damn, thats a flex. I got him on my 89th roll

[@auxtomates3757]

bruh i got qiqi at 83 wishes on ganyu banner, i just spent 49 wishes on his banner and i didn’t get him. i’m just filled w bad luck 😔✋

[@gung8118]

@@auxtomates3757 im sorry for your lost 🙏

[@gung8118]

@@lailae5354 congrats 👏

[@zen8877]

SOMEONE GIVE THIS BABY BOY A HUG IM GONNA CRY

[@leotsukinagascreaming]

“he only appears when grave danger is nigh” WHATS FUNNY ABOUT THIS IS THAT HE CAME HOME FROM A SOLO WISH JUST 2 HOURS BEFORE I GOT SCREAMED AT BY MY MOM FOR MY ATTENDANCE IN A CLASS I DIDNT KNOW I ACTUALLY HAD TO GO TO 💀

[@capthakimex]

Bruhhhhh hahahahaha

[@sym_img]

LMAOOOO YOU WERE IN GRAVE DANGER AHSHSH

[@mryeet4028]

LMAOO

[@traffy269]

OMG Me too!! I Just Got him today by solo wish for the third attempts!!

[@aurelia_arizona7579]

It was a sign 😂😂😂

[@walmartbargainbin]

New english Barbara sounds like she’s having a Barbara midlife crisis

[@tootsayshihi8745]

she sounds like she sang too much the other day and now can't use her voice much.

[@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree]

@@tootsayshihi8745 Oh...No wonder she sounded strange. I haven't used her for some time so I didn't know what's wrong.

[@cometcartoons8528]

I think it’s the same voice we hear in her voice lines like good morning or hello. It’s when she fights that her voice is different

[@nOnAme-oj4ud]

And hence the FBI started an enquiry

[@krakenshark2917]

It's all Rosaria's fault for not coming to Barbara's event

[@LailaBerzins]

I just rolled enough to play as myself - Xiao! And it was worth it... ahhh I love his moves. But it is weird hearing my voice while I play😂

[@Empressranda]

Omg hi! I love you as Xiao. You did amazzzzing!!!

[@har.jasmine5494]

Xiao's eng va is a woman...?

[@LailaBerzins]

@@Empressranda Thank you!

[@LailaBerzins]

@@har.jasmine5494 Indeed

[@airzrz96]

congratulations and thank you for your hard work! I think your voice is really cool, I'm really happy to get Xiao too

[@rellygudgamr3375]

i like how even the narrator is like "wtf why are you doing this"

[@mouses_HK]

Shows how far xiao has strayed from his past self.

[@diboi3617]

AGH XIAO IS GIVING ME THE FEELS DUDE THIS POOR MAN, NOT ONLY WAS HE (Spoilers ahead! You have been warned! Please don’t read the rest of this comment if you do not like spoilers.) USED AND HAD HIS POWERS ABUSED BY A GOD BEFORE MEETING REX LAPIS, BUT NOW HE HAS TO SUFFER THE FEELING OF GUILT AND REGRET EVERYDAY FOR THE LIVES HE HAD TO TAKE AAAAA (you can find a lot in his character story!)

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU....

[@gojoluvr28]

Shut up

[@bbwife1124]

i already know this but these are spoilers... a warning would be wonderful

[@mraa9938]

@Uma Lamešić yep, that's what he thought

[@animeyahallo3887]

Why does almost everyone have a sad backstory?

[@oompapaoom112]

they are Brocken🥺💔😞😖💊💉

[@Raclii]

@@oompapaoom112 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHuvhp6Erdp5pK8 i made a xiao animation

[@cheezebunz9938]

Because genshin. thats it. thats the comment.

[@mariapazgonzalezlesme]

Because that's how the world of MiHOYO is. And possible every Impact-related game.

[@asahi5912]

Except Klee

[@AvitheTiger]

Everybody gangsta until Dainsleif starts talking about himself

[@hawthornlry2983]

Dainslef: Will he meet someone who understands his sacrifice, and can shine a ray of light into his dark world... me: YES YES YES it's MEEEEEEE!!!

[@cass3035]

YALL HE CAME HOME 😭😭 HE'S MY FIRST 5 STAR CHARACTER BESIDED THE PROTAGONIST

[@kifferkang9567]

congrats man

[@17ZZZ74]

Same and Congrats lmao

[@cressalive2158]

Same I just got him on a random single pull😭

[@cass3035]

Thanks for the congrats! And congrats to everyone who got him too, he's such speed

[@nunyabusiness4752]

Same here 😭

[@ki_dochannel93]

He has butterflies in his ult like Hu Tao. Interesting.

[@MrR4ndom115]

Both their story quests also have Butterfly in the name

[@adrianrandom3448]

Aren't butterflies like a symbol/representation of death in some Asian countries?, Or atleast in some part of the world?, That could be it. What with him being a hunter of demons and unholy things and Hu Tao being the director of a funeral parlor

[@juanpedrodelacruz7348]

Butterfly is a symbol of BLOODY DEATH. Just so you know.

[@Fenrishidishi]

Mihoyo likes to put symbolysm in their games in the character's effects/ skills so...

[@wakaran8687]

@@adrianrandom3448 Yeah but the meaning defer to each country. In malaysia or at least where i live if a butterfly came into your house, there's a spirit/soul came along with it .

[@miniimum]

"and be plunged into despair" Nagito, walking in: hello there

[@mo0odledaweeb428]

Imagine tho lol

[@SniperFallen06]

General Kenobi!

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@rosiisartistic]

Omg glad i wasn't the only one 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@vl-nf4rx]

Danganronpa fans: let us introduce ourselves

[@cior297]

Yay! Xiao’s rerun is almost here! Everyone who wants him will be xiao havers!

[@reiner6794]

MiHoyo to all unlucky F2P players “Feel pain,know pain”.

[@strugglingstudent27]

that's me💔

[@Betelgues]

I am literally crying i got 75 rolls but no xiao

[@Bluedude._.]

As a wise man once said “My pain is greater than yours”

[@abijahtoussaint4653]

すべての強力なプッシュ

[@viola5788]

Good thing i have 64 pity phew

[@crazedice]

GOODLUCK TO EVERYONE PULLING!,

[@gaming2night730]

I did 100 pulls for xiao ,and what it got me is depression with a duplicate jean

[@crazedice]

@@gaming2night730 80 pulls left my guy! Dont get depressed yet.

[@gaming2night730]

@@crazedice what 80 pulls my g

[@Raclii]

@@gaming2night730 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHuvhp6Erdp5pK8 i made a xiao animation

[@crazedice]

@@gaming2night730 If you did 100 pulls and Still didnt get him, you will get him on the 80th, 180 pulls total is the guaranteed pity, But hope you get him sooner than that because he looks dope af!

[@khangn5354]

POV: You just did Dansleifs commission and now watching this

[@izzaireredacted3018]

Yeah I knoww. DAINSLEIF WHEN YOU COMING OUT

[@alvarock3718]

Facts

[@pizzalord9405]

Xiao: *exists* F2P: *Chuckles*- "I'm in danger!"

[@realgirlchip6758]

It would be so cool is one of his attack lines were "No mercy"

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU....

[@bikeropossum7474]

“or will he meet someone who understands his sacrifice and can shine a ray of light into his dark world...” venti??

[@nino5895]

OMG SO TRUE BESTIE THATS WHAT IM SAYINNNNN THAT ANEMO WISP RESEMBLES VENTI SOMEHOW JSFKSKSJKSDJKSD--------------

[@Dokicake]

I'm pretty sure they're talking about us. He technically met venti already back at dihua Marsh with the flute right?

[@bikeropossum7474]

@@Dokicake i mean we’ve already met him too. xiao was saved by venti’s music but i don’t think they’ve actually met yet.

[@Dokicake]

@@bikeropossum7474 I'm assuming based on the trailer, if it's not a metaphor, he saw him/heard the flute and that saved him. But since xiao is still like this, we may have powers that can free him from karmic debt since we helped save dvalin from corruption. Plus the traveler is the only one who "personally" knows Xiao, or the one he's been around the most so far, so I think it may be us.

[@bikeropossum7474]

@@Dokicake it could honestly be either since like you said the traveler does have purification powers. but i still think venti is a strong contender. if you read xiao’s name card description it says that he wishes to one day dance to the “tune of that flute,” again hinting towards venti’s importance in his story. the traveler is the more obvious choice, but venti is VERY hinted at in lore.

[@cheekibreeki7157]

I double tap E, xiao says “Boring!” “Worthless!”

[@elena-yy7kq]

idc i’ll skip every inazuma character who’s coming now and make sure that he’ll come home

[@zagiproductions1630]

I will too🤝

[@chloecrenshaw9173]

me too kiddo

[@Xiao-ng8gn]

I will have order !

[@xxraventheotakuxx69]

Same

[@dyrbara]

Same

[@N4b.f.r]

nobody: me with xiao: jump off from dragonspine to ground with pluge attack

[@ssl0thh]

I just tried him out in the character trials, he's so smooth

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@mcexpresso3870]

Ikr right literally only took me 30 seconds to finish the trail

[@wow_tilin]

More importantly you can spam his burst and while you wait for the CD you can use the elemental skill

[@anactualspacepotato6575]

Lol I like how the music is so calm while in the background xiao is destroying hilichurls

[@babi2452]

"Without breaking a sweat" my dude literally loses health every turn watchu mean

[@hanto6769]

Already failed in getting him but I’m still trying

[@daph6588]

Same

[@STEEZYDarko47]

Same:(

[@Raclii]

@@STEEZYDarko47 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHuvhp6Erdp5pK8 i made a xiao animation

[@gaming2night730]

I did 100 pulls for xiao ,and what it got me is depression with a duplicate jean

[@Bueno_Y]

@@gaming2night730 Jean and Diluc always appear to destroy our dreams : (

[@TakamiyaRion]

LOVE...

[@gojori]

Ah- kirito simp

[@LittleWhole]

Yep haha

[@neetboi9807]

Yes

[@mrobvious6250]

Xiao Gang reunites everyone including Vtubers

[@pizzaman9859]

はい

[@xdknights]

DANSLEIF QUEST IS TOO MUCH OF A TEASER 😔

[@Tabi-mazoku396]

yeah I war really surprise

[@Raclii]

@@Tabi-mazoku396 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHuvhp6Erdp5pK8 i made a xiao animation

[@userr2367]

RIGHT 😔

[@sophiiuu]

THE RUIN GUARD FOOTSTEPS WAS FROM THE RUIN GUARD CARRYING THE EVIL TWIN AND THE DANDELION WAS STEPPED ON BY THAT TWIN

[@Aurumen77]

@@sophiiuu let's not put the word evil yet, we don't know what happened to him/her

[@milesbuttowsky6113]

"Xiao will not lose HP from a plunging attack no matter how high he starts" my boy here never skip leg day

[@butterflycheese8453]

Xiao:*exist* Healers: "WE'RE FINALLY CAN BE A REAL HEALER~!"

[@dimyell]

... What? Enemies deal damage too, by the way.

[@butterflycheese8453]

@@dimyell yepp

[@ronixoxo]

@@dimyell xiao takes damage from his burst 🧍

[@taralamlam1122]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKKkp5KLnMapetU...

[@dimyell]

@@ronixoxo yes, but is that all that is needed for healers to be relevant? Small max health damage? Enemies have always existed.

[@enakhan8786]

Pov: u didn't get xiao and now you're crying

[@alissa07]

I got Jean instead 💔 yes I’m crying

[@mrflowerthief]

@@alissa07 BROO SAME 💔💔

[@gurwa9220]

I got a Keqing dupe. I now have a C2 Keqing.

[@gurwa9220]

Brb actually crying

[@nonplussed4897]

@@alissa07 SAME THE TEARS ARE BARELY BEING HELD IN

[@maple408]

when Dainsleif becomes a playable character, I wonder if his Collected Miscellany will be in first person "I'm amazing at _____"

[@alonelyleek]

“He appears only when grave danger is nigh” Traveller: Xiao, come try this food Xiao: Fine

[@silentsnake4750]

Its a crisis alright

[@rakaneko4229]

@@silentsnake4750 yea, who knows xiangling is lose tourney and feels disappointed and cooking suspicious food(many liyue people gonna get diarrhea) or make an more extraordinary ( you know what i mean) recipe

[@pippimochigaming2091]

heh. yeah

[@Just_a_friendly_stalker]

*grabs Almond tofu *

[@Angel-sl5po]

Frrrr that’s what I was thinking XD

[@kilogram_]

Every Xiao i played with when i domain keep saying: "healer ples..."

[@yogahadhi]

Lol