Eating Contest ft. Ben Schwartz (All-Nighter 2012)

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[@JeremyHoffman]

Ben Schwartz is such a great comedic actor. His every mannerism is perfection, like his disappointed mumbling "buuuh...sh... bu, uh, but I already bought em... I already bought em..." at 0:48.

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

He always plays such weird and insane characters it's so funny how normal and down-to-earth he is in real life. Like he's so boring irl it's great. Honestly he's an amazing actor.

[@ishanbasu6533]

He was hilarious in parks and rec

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

It's such an amazingly authentic and natural line delivery, I love it

[@valeriaalonso4030]

Hahaha he be a Randy Cunningham

[@ToaastyKoyote]

Why do they call it "Morning wood when it feels like pudding"? Amir's face when Ben said that. XD

[@charlotteb9293]

No no I know what you're saying

[@Devilyaki]

He was bread the whole time

[@deziboyle]

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[@notoriousluffa4928]

i too watched the video

[@tardersauce3578]

Haha CANNIBALISM

[@allieboy181]

Mitchell Stephens apparently you didn’t cuz they never actually say that in this video

[@pizzadragon3826]

Devilyaki e

[@phatguardian]

"I heard, with the Avengers, after the credits, if you wait all the way to the end... they kick you out." hahahahah

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

"I love Easter eggs"

[@JoJo12777]

I love how it goes from hour 16 where they are under the table. talking about morning wood, to then hour 19 with Amir choking, and then hour 22 when they are back under the table, talking about morning wood as if uninterrupted from hours before!

[@GoodMorningJoel]

It's been 9 years and I still say "I think I can do anything I put my mind to" on a regular basis

[@MittyPoots]

"This is so hard" "What's wrong?" "I just had lunch" "Whatcha eat?" *wink* "12 foot sub" Best part.

[@imarsonance4512]

Inch*

[@MittyPoots]

+Dr. Raid Did you watch the video? 1:20

[@octopusph.d7737]

+Dr. Raid you are such a fucking idiot

[@nekocrumch7768]

Matt Potts Ooooh sounds good

[@ivar2496]

Matt Potts i

[@Jonbutter]

i love how ben says "the sun looks so beautiful when it's setting" and it's already night time

[@Asdasty]

There are so many comedy gold moments in these contest videos. DAMN!!! Its like a treasure chest for comedy lovers

[@sam21skin]

morning pudding

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

"Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight" had me dying does that make me a bad person

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

clever

[@linguaphilly]

I'll be joining you in hell

[@abbiegermain8516]

no it was fucking HILARIOUS

[@SalvableRuin]

Your comment makes you bad at punctuating.

[@NealChauhan]

His suicide is so perfectly slipped in there. One of my favorite skits.

[@General12th]

Hehe "slipped"? Gettit? Because he slipped out of the window? Ah, darn.

[@bucket6160]

I spent the whole night yesterday watching Ben Schwartz videos. This guys is like one of my favorite comedic actors ever.

[@lipton112]

Finding an Amir + Ben video contest is similar to winning the lottery, always a blast.

[@CJWebby11]

Amir: Exists Ben: Are you challenging me?

[@aleciakorkowski8714]

I. Love. Ben. Schwartz. Each of those were complete thoughts.

[@CourtZilligen]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." That's one of the best lines.

[@kaplishen5526]

Amir's face when he was talking about morning pudding had me dying lol

[@Salzi1992]

00:33 "do you not have a DVD?" LOL

[@mattmoreira210]

"Wow. I just met you." "This is crazy." "Here's my number." "Call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "What are you talking about?" Bahahah. :D

[@immortalsun]

Gets me every time.

[@2pac12345678910]

Is there an inside joke with the look who's talking DVD, Amir's reaction to it was priceless xD

[@oldmanmcgregor5014]

Hahaha they were awake longer in this contest than the stay awake contest.

[@ohsheeshyalltwasadream1348]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." - Amir Valerie Blumenfeld. That was beautiful :')

[@EsclameOfficial]

"amir im gonna kill myself tonight" lolololol

[@Harcix]

What?

[@augustwilliam7677]

Harcix it’s a quote from the video

[@MisterUnknown707]

@@augustwilliam7677 Yeah, I think he knows. He was also quoting the video.

[@reidderdevanis2508]

Lol. Amirs face at 2:29 gets me every time XD

[@Rikoshima]

2:00 - 2:15 gets me so bad every single time

[@Briggleton]

nicolegend I dont get that joke

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+Briggleton --- ben said the title of the movie and amir thought he was actually sayin it but he was just talking about the movie

[@benzo546]

I want to know what Look Who’s Talking did to Amir to make him so afraid of it

[@robmckennie4203]

Doubtless something to do with his dad

[@kevinfarrell9304]

_Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?_

[@brandonwilcox7411]

These contest videos are the best non-Jake and Amir videos on CollegeHumor! Great concept! Solid humor!

[@GameSupporterBen]

Just got home from a 9 hour shift of nonstop standing up. This has made the whole thing a lot better. Thanks, CollegeHumor.

[@mysidianbard5890]

buuuhhhhhh shh... but I already bought em I already bought em.

[@MarlonDuBois]

I love ben's reaction when amir says "no im good" haha

[@Xenotheosis]

I love when they pop out the DVDs, never gets old!

[@jacket6139]

This man is sonic now in the animated movies. Let that sink in. Hes come so far, parks and rec, etc. I feel like a proud family member seeing bens success.

[@janimatics]

It's 2:00 am and I am hungry and that sandwich looks delicious!!!😫😫

[@ddurrant25]

Janimatics ... so call me maybe

[@GoodMemoryGaming]

I... every single scene and every single part made me laugh... 11/10

[@ShdwProductions]

Amir "I think I can do anything I put my mind to." Such deeps words...Love it.

[@MsO-16]

i LOVE the skits with Ben in them! keep 'em coming guys!!!

[@luciecocotte1925]

"Woah I just met you!" "This is crazy." "Here's my number!" "Yea, call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "Whaaaaatttt are you talking about?"

[@NinkComPoop]

Woo, collegehumor is back ;D

[@dasongbird9210]

8 years ago...

[@Strummie]

Aged horribly.

[@JohnSmith-ie8ir]

...ancient records from a more hopeful time.

[@silentsmurf]

*welp*

[@jessingsthethird]

These are some of my favourite collegehumour videos

[@PeRs0nQ]

OMFG NEVER ENDING STORY. Thats the moving I couldnt remember the name of for the past 10years, ty college humor

[@havingteawiththedevil]

Everytime I watch this I want a subway sandwich

[@swandonn]

I love you guys so much. Maybe cause I'm a little tipsy. But still. I love you.

[@Ovadiah100]

My favourite collegehumour video ever!

[@ead610]

these are the best videos college humor puts out

[@pizaz12345]

Awh Ben sounds so disappointed :( 0:48

[@montizzle13]

"Yes, and Jewish Law." "Is that the one where he can't eat piggies?" oh god my sides

[@1That1]

Haha, love this. These two get along so well together, they must make more of these vids! :D

[@KnarfKcaz]

Best college humor video in a long time

[@everettlogan2433]

Remember the good youtube? when we could bitch about the occasional collegehumor shameless sellout video? Now collegehumor is awesome because it's the only channel with variety, everything else is just prank videos and pewdiepie.

[@Issung123]

Dude look at the channel now :'(

[@occiferjehons2329]

..You don't explore youtube that much, do you?

[@therealpaddyp]

Aged well: This comment:

[@duncankreidler5533]

I used to have a piggy bank. What happened to it. It was a real pig died from coin poisoning.LOL

[@IGuessImJustABoss]

This is the best collegehumor series

[@craigybaby10101]

That was awesome,one of the best videos for a while :)

[@poizunlady67]

"Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?" ..wa..wait w..what?

[@lollsazz]

"In the sandwich!" XD

[@blastywasty]

These contest videos are among collegehumor's best

[@hamandchedar]

literally the best thing I've ever watched

[@zoom0104]

This always makes me want a sandwhich...

[@icebergera]

When he said it's a never ending story with you, I was so disappointed at the lack of a "The Never-Ending Story" DVD.

[@miriamt9076]

That was the joke!

[@livvygoogle8468]

What a long way we’ve come in 11 years

[@RockLee69420]

2021 this is still one of my favorites!

[@MynameisBrianZX]

Ha, joke's on Amir, he got insane food poisoning afterwards.

[@HaloBoy74]

I always imagined the Amir in this is the same Amir from Jake and Amir.

[@evanshaner991]

It is...

[@michaelholtz599]

Evan Shaner I think he meant not the the literal actor Amir but the whiny chipmunk of a 'human' that is the Jake and Amir character.

[@Drakethatsme]

YES. I've been waiting for this.

[@FlappyCat-ef6oq]

Lol Bens reaction when he realizes he eats Amirs sandwhich is priceless for such a dumb trick

[@ahmedmusaliar8129]

Amir -1 Ben - 0

[@bmxretaliation]

THESE 2 ARE HILARIOUS. MAKE MOREEE. MOREEEEE

[@harpdevil]

All the College Humor videos with Ben Schwartz in them are brilliant

[@kalebg.7507]

He was bread the whole time.

[@Humanlink1]

Look whos talking. Put it down hahaha

[@IsabelleQuigley]

wait i don't get that part.. :/

[@Humanlink1]

Isabelle Quigley My understanding of the joke was that the movie was so horrible, that Amir didn't even want it mentioned. He then proceeds to beg and plead him to casually put it down like it never happened. Then in relief, thanks him. Saw a bit of the movie once myself *shivers* XD

[@IsabelleQuigley]

Ohh ok got it! Thanks!

[@thepixalwizard873]

These things always seem super chill

[@krombopulos_michael]

I saw this like a month ago on their site, I just had to come here to like it.

[@ChocoChanDaysu]

Please tell me there are some Randy Cunningham fans watching this!

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

me

[@smokejc]

Chewing noises make this gross.

[@turnleftaticeland]

yo what's up dude

[@smokejc]

@@turnleftaticeland how so

[@walkingwhilesleeping]

I love these contests.

[@jbecker101]

that call me maybe reference had me and then the "whaaat are you talking about" ben schwartz is the best

[@blueeyesaf]

Every video with Ben is hilarious! He should be a college humor regular.

[@SuperiorSwagon1]

Drinking Soda Contest was my favorite thing ever. I'm about to press the play button to this and jizz everywhere.

[@gravino555]

this is why i subscribed 3 years ago

[@DLKentarou]

Those jokes with the movie titles are without a doubt the funniest part of these videos.

[@lenarox]

i love these two together.

[@sprucesoultree3833]

I was introduced to this amazing comedian by the Polygon interview Patrick did.

[@niftyspiffyguy]

I’m glad these are getting recommended for me in 2020. Ben Schwartz is great 😂

[@rachelladue1572]

same, some of the humor is very 2012 but its still pretty funny and i love ben schwartz with all my heart

[@cctomcat321]

@@rachelladue1572 we could all use a little more 2012 right now. The actual year, not the movie.

[@ilyandmanyothers]

home alone AND the princess bride switcharoo oh man it's soo good i cried

[@drewlong3948]

This was awesome!

[@HarrisonParish]

I want more of these haha

[@Maltezerzz1]

haha yeaah I love those contests (; These two guys make the best pair ever. not as in couple, but together they just seem like best friends.

[@kidkyryte]

DO MORE OF THESE! PLEASE!

[@zainraza7660]

These two need more collabs!

[@becauseican66]

This video deserves many awards

[@Drkvamp77]

I love the movie title bits... Always funny.

[@Jonbutter]

i love that they go back under the desk 6 hrs later to talk about morning wood/pudding again

[@iFreshCrispy]

I like how they can have the same idea/concept for a different video, but totally make it original! XD

[@MCMQSmith]

Best one yet

[@ubeentrolled]

I haven't laughed this hard at a Collegehumor in a LONG time

[@Acacia822]

definitely my favorite college humor sketch

[@rotciv23scott]

this is the greatest ever

[@Flase7ure]

Got to love that easter egg. I shall try it the next time i been to the movies

[@thel8st]

that was some crazy stuff!!!ohh also we the viewers demand more of this more often!!!#keeptheviews

[@ProjectILT]

no matter how many times, they always trick me with the dvd thing at the beginning

[@baljot1231]

The "Look Who's Talking" part - amazing