Colonel Maybourne wants it less cryptic

[@joshualeigh6674]

Daniel, the only one in the room that is genuinely interested in the bio-research lab

[@MrMcbear]

idk I'm sure Major Carter was geeking out a little too

[@Rood67]

No, Daniel was the only one smart enough to have something to duck behind when Teal’c turned Maybourne’s body parts into shrapnel, and they started flying around the room. 😂 And yes, he was probably geeking a bit too.

[@mikeschmidt4800]

That same interest almost had him washed away in a foreign ocean. Since then he has ascended, become a prior and now a Lantean.

[@SyzygyNoon]

@@mikeschmidt4800 Opportunity is his middle name.

[@joejose8433]

Why is he far away like they got pre COVID-19

[@Synthmilk]

Teal'c sense of humor has always been my favorite kind: honest, straight to the point insinuations of horrible death.

[@cim8097]

Synthmilk funny enough, he is always serious.

[@aliciaborth3016]

And he certainly enjoyed the jarring response from Maybourne almost running into him.

[@NamFlow]

Teal'c could be also the face of /r/woosh subreddit, as he takes a lot of jokes literally :-D

[@wsconsn]

He wasn’t joking.

[@imofage3947]

@@wsconsn Well there was that one time: "Jaffa jokes? Let's here one." "I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A Horas guard, a Serpent guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Horas guard's beak... glistens in the sun. The Serpent guard's eyes... glow. The Setesh guard's nose... drips."

[@katynewt]

"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you" "That's interesting...". 😅

[@EmmittBrownBTTF1]

Turns out Maybourne would not be so lucky.

[@SyzygyNoon]

@@EmmittBrownBTTF1 Everyone deserves a chance. Or two…

[@sugarnads]

Id pay to see that

[@SyzygyNoon]

@@sugarnads He’d probably charge you full pice, even if you’d be willing to go 50/50.

[@SyzygyNoon]

Not that common courtesy doesn’t hold favor, but you know he’d take a free meal at any opportunity.

[@thestargateking]

What made this show great, it wasn’t always just going into other planets but you had to frequently deal with the earth based drama of the military governments politics corruption and then when aliens get thrown into the mix it gives it its own flavour

[@mikehatten5738]

That’s why the later seasons weren’t as good in someways the NID, the trust, Kinsey, billionaires that figured out the program and so on added a nice layer of realism to the show. There would be people that would want to benefit from the technology and have the usual human ambitions of money and power. After season 5-6 it became about purely exploring and fighting alienz non stop. A couple episodes went off those rails but none of the earth politics storylines were left.

[@nerofl89]

@@mikehatten5738 Maj. Davis would have been a perfect vehicle for that as he was the liaison between SGC and the Pentagon.

[@Ragitsu]

@@mikehatten5738 I found the NID and Earth episodes to be a low point, actually.

[@mikehatten5738]

@@Ragitsu I definitely agree with you but as a whole it helped the show come off less sci-fi and more grounded in realism. Not everyone on earth would care about exploring or saving others some would just want it to benefit them. Gave earth more nuance. Also it gave us a break from SG-1s ridiculous adventures that always resulted in saving either the entire earth or another planet. Made you appreciate those episodes more IMO

[@Ragitsu]

@@mikehatten5738 Another point: Earth-centric episodes are cheaper to shoot.

[@aldunamesaretaken]

Maybourne got some great development we went from loving to hate him to just loving him.

[@i7Ryzen]

I thought it was from hate to love.. was there a reason to love him when he was introduced?

[@leepreston1337]

@Agent J extraordinary people don't have common sense, because they're not common.

[@trekker105]

Would have been neat to have Col Samuels tied in with him somehow

[@Heldemon]

@@i7Ryzen he said "loving to hate him" as in we loved to hate him. To be fair I had to read it a second time because I thought he was saying the same.

[@MortalTempest]

@@i7Ryzen love hating him rather

[@metalzonemt-2]

"There are no alien life forms in Area 51" Teal'c: Indeed

[@edwardnorton5693]

UmHmmm… I have never seen one. Wouldn't know where to find one either. Are you looking for one?

[@cancelanime1507]

Edward Norton we just need to naruto run😂😂

[@molybdaen11]

Of course not, it's a test facility for top secret aircrafts.

[@turbopokey]

Loved how right at the end Judge was trying so hard not to bust up, but he couldn't stop that smirky grin from creeping onto his face.

[@chrisbingley]

He'd probably already duct taped everybody something before they got round to that shot. :D

[@amandahugankiss4110]

CJ made the whole show.

[@stars9084]

I love those little looks they share at the end there

[@SlideIX]

I love that Teal’c just states that he had the right to harm him if he was back home and then just let’s that statement sit there between them. No threats or violence just a subtle “be glad I’m playing by your rules”

[@2bituser569]

Harry better not go off world and Teal’c finds out 😂

[@treshanajackson8559]

@@2bituser569 😂😂😂

[@saberiandream316]

Yeah, good thing Teal'c puts the needs of his people above his own pride, or Maybourne would be wearing his own ass, lol.

[@mattakins3422]

I love Daniel's "Ok, that just happened" in the background.

[@DCdabest]

Cheeky smile there from Teal'c haha

[@tomjustis7237]

Maybourne was not an evil person. Misguided perhaps, uninformed without a doubt, self important for sure, but not evil. If you really watch, he was always trying to do what he honestly thought was best to insure the safety and security his country and his planet, even if he had to bend the rules to do it. Okay, maybe his country first, but he was career military. As the series went on, he grew, learned and eventually he and Jack even became reluctant allies when the need arose. Jack even seemed to give Maybourne a certain grudging respect, if not complete trust, at the end. That change and growth was why Maybourne was one of my favorite semi-regular characters in the series. As someone else posted, "He went from being the character you loved to hate to the character you hated to love."

[@mojebi3804]

He wanted to watch Teal'c turn into a bug nest. Let that sink in.

[@dynestis2875]

Most massacres in our history were committed by people who honestly thought were doing what was best. Doesn't make it less evil if the result is death and destruction.

[@saberiandream316]

@@mojebi3804 Yeah, and almost got the whole human race wiped out. Frankly, Maybourne was better off breaking away from the military life, because he improved for it.

[@LordSpleach]

THUMBS UP FOR DISMEMBERMENT!

[@edwardnorton5693]

Why would he want that? I never have watched any of these Stargate TV shows.

[@trey534]

@@edwardnorton5693 Mayborne is a pain in the mic'ta. And has committed treason.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

He got better in the later episodes and he did very well in his position.

[@removefromme]

I would pay some serious money to watch Teal'c dismember Maybourne's smug ass

[@dovearchambault9229]

@@edwardnorton5693 Maybourne has tried multiple times to have Teal'c turned into a lab experiment.

[@MrAlumni72]

Always, ALWAYS love Teal'c.

[@LordMerji]

Indeed.

[@off-roadrcaddict4572]

They all only have to give a look and you know. Priceless.

[@PMW3]

Teal'c: In my culture I would be well within my rights to dismember you O'Neill: I'm not going to stop you

[@ziiofswe]

Huh. I was about to make a comment but I scrolled down and found I already had, ~2 years ago.

[@SGtidbits]

And yet, you did make a comment after all! :) Well there you have it. Proof of just going through the motions and around in circles. ;) You actually left TWO comments even back then. Nice to see you back @ziiofswe .

[@ziiofswe]

@@SGtidbits Yep, I noticed. And I've also noticed that youtube is _quite_ repetitive when it comes to "new" suggestions. Sometimes it feels like I've seen half of them already...

[@SGtidbits]

Good thing that Stargate is infinitely rewatchable. :D

[@ziiofswe]

@@SGtidbits Indeed.

[@epiendless1128]

Could be worse. As in "what jerk wrote that? -- Oh, I did." This happens.

[@thedavecorp]

22 years already. Amazing.

[@CJaguar265]

I love Tealc. I miss Stargate SG1

[@Platyfurmany]

Teal'c doing his damnedest not to grin! LOL

[@omegaman255]

How does Christopher Judge not break out laughing in every take?

[@Jan_Koopman]

0:41 Some people might call this a death threat... but it's not: it's just cultural exchange!

[@kimothy1701]

The contempt that literally drips from Jacks lips when he says Maybourne’s name.

[@StormsparkPegasus]

It's funny going back to some of these older episodes knowing that Mayborne ends up being an ally in the later parts of the series.

[@Cheburashka207]

If Teal'c says he's gonna dismember you he will.Literally.

[@JnEricsonx]

And boy does he have some things to do it with! Blades of Chaos, axes....

[@Manu-op3ec]

@Cliven Longsight I read that with his voice, haha

[@seldonwright4345]

Daniel would hold his coat.

[@LordTalax]

He never did

[@alexisgrunden1556]

Is it just me, or did Teal'c look just a _little_ bit smug at how clearly unnerved Maybourne looked at the end there?

[@Flendomo]

Four years later, but yes. 100% and I love it.

[@Shiirow]

Teal'c's Jolly Jaffa Factoid of the Day. "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you"

[@quillquickcard8824]

Teal'c gives a clear statement of threatless intimidation, casually walks out of sight, and then without notice takes up a position from where he could either restrain a fleeing Maybourne or attack an aggressive Maybourne. Protecting his team all along.

[@ziiofswe]

Of course it hasn't been active, it's made of _plastic_ "for crying out loud".

[@madman2u]

Damn you 1907.

[@LetsTakeWalk]

No wonder Christopher Judge got cast as Kratos.

[@samuelzuleger5134]

"Is this where you're keeping the little green men." You'd figure O'Neill would remember that they were grayish purple, not green.

[@Turk3YbAstEr]

The guy leading Jack into the lab eventually ended up being 2nd in command of the SGC from season 8 onward

[@mitche5007]

Anyone else notice Major Reynolds? Later to become Colonel Reynolds leader of one of the sg teams

[@Nate-dv5dp]

Ok, I think I'm gonna watch the whole show again

[@jeffclark1129]

Gotta live Teal'c! "In my culture, it would be within my right to dismember you." Blunt and to the point!

[@rain__cloud3]

Lol, I love how Tel’c is trying so hard to keep a straight face at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@philip-op6de]

Colonel Maybourne really had one of the best character developments in the show

[@darthuwu8590]

He nearly got dismembered by Kratos 😎

[@oatlord]

Teal'c's head sticker looks like it's sliding down his head.

[@inachu]

keep your friends close keep your enemies closer

[@Shiirow]

Maybourne "Teal'c, its good to see you well." Teal'c "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." Maybourne "Well... thats interesting." Jack "And a little bit frightening it sounds like, is that piss dripping I hear"

[@Thescott16]

Never seen Teal'c this smug while on a mission.

[@666neoselen]

the guy who wrote teal'c lines took "savage" in the area of "punchline but ain't racism in fact" even talking about a man from really far away. And the actor was really good. few lines, but he nailed it

[@ziiofswe]

2x14 touchstone, btw

[@maxstirner242]

yeah thanks hate how dumbasses dont put that in the info

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

0:57 the look of "I'm not helping you"

[@Haldinyar]

Major Reynolds becomes a solid team leader one day.

[@YandrakJakob]

Tilk holding a smile is pure

[@GreyhawkTheAngry]

Teal'c's smirk at 2:08.

[@notsureyou]

O'Neill doesn't even use Maybourne's rank when addressing him 😂

[@LB74]

Wright-Patterson is where the little green men are kept. Everybody knows that.

[@irnaho7733]

Dismember him Teal'c! Do it

[@tomf3150]

Irnah O Nah, Maybourne was a good king !

[@CH3353N1NJ45]

Teal'c is the kinda guy to just silently stare at is morning coffee untill is becomes the exact temp for drinking because is knows better

[@redbaron2455]

O'neall's smug look when Teal'c threatens Maybourne XD

[@2bituser569]

Oh Teal’c wasn’t joking if he could enact revenge without losing his place on SG-1 he would

[@boredalpaca9740]

They were playing with Maybourne all along... :)

[@tompearce5418]

Somewhere in the building are a couple of Asgard bodies. I wonder if they ever got returned home?

[@Jan_Koopman]

I just hate that Teal'c never got a militairy rank on Tau'ri! I mean: Come on! He's been part of your army for years! He's been a valuable asset every day and he's performed heroics at least weely! How has he not been given a rank?!

[@zacheryloop1947]

I don't think he ever wanted that. Imagine if he had to take orders from someone like that. As it is he's not really under anyone's command. Nobody can really give him a direct order. He can just ignore them and get away with it.

[@Jan_Koopman]

@@zacheryloop1947, I was gonna object with the fact that he takes orders from Hammond, O'Neill, Landry, Mitchell and Carter, but then I remembered that he doesn't really do that bc of their ranks, but more bc he respects them and pledged loyalty to them. So you're probably right.

[@ff3player]

In the novel Stargate SG-1: Four Dragons Teal'c actually has honorary rank of Chief Master Sergeant. The events depicted in this adventure take place during season seven of Stargate SG-1, after the events in the episode Orpheus.

[@Jan_Koopman]

@@ff3player, nice

[@chrisnorman1183]

@1:45 Dr Daniel Jackson with the phone in line... his mouth does not even move!

[@b33thr33kay]

Yeah, it's really funny. I think it's because the video is heavily compressed.

[@glynncordry5965]

Teal'c: Master of the resting "I'm gonna stomp ya bitch ass" face.

[@funkypartyweasel]

Good loom, Teal'c.

[@JnEricsonx]

:40-early Kratos audition!

[@VulcanOnWheels]

0:35 Why would Teal'c be "well within [his] rights to dismember" someone, for referring to Teal'c being well.

[@patrickschulz2193]

Probably on account of Mayborne's past actions and general disingenuity.

[@SGtidbits]

Maybourne tried to have Teal'c taken prisoner to be experimented on.

[@CommonCent]

Aww and I came here for the dismemberment!

[@JnEricsonx]

Fire up God of War-you'll get plenty.

[@JSolisHD]

1:44 Was his lines put on post-production? His mouth doesn't mouth while saying: "How's the second stargate been activated?"

[@seen203]

Huh...a bio lab on tv that looks...sort of like a bio lab.

[@dynestis2875]

Nahh they missing the gigantic stasis vats

[@LordTalax]

Holy ADR, Dr Jackson

[@Jagerbomber]

*stay in character*

[@Googledybunkers]

Am I the only one that actually misses Maybourne? he was actually really a good character (in what he did that is)

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I love the change Maybourne goes through as the series progresses. A piece of shit that is so easy to hate turning into a likeable occasional guest.

[@wakkywabbit5446]

1.1 and 22 ⭐ Thanks

[@SGtidbits]

1.1 and 22 ⭐ You're welcome

[@finaladvance5085]

Trust but confirm

[@bendiederich7994]

Gold Teal'c

[@S31Syntax]

1:45 danny boy's face isn't moving... but he's speaking...

[@andreacollier7445]

lol Gotta love Teal'c

[@Andrew-og7li]

@1:44 His mouth isn't moving lol.

[@louis-philippenault8741]

daniel's lips aren,t even moving... or it's the bad quality making a mess at 1:43

[@FFKonoko]

They move, just not a lot. It's more obvious at the start. Other problem is the audio is way clearer and louder than he would be mumbling way over there.

[@Oyakat88]

U got a dog! :D

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Hey Reynolds

[@Oyakat88]

my friend the basketer?

[@Oyakat88]

been working out?...

[@Graymenn]

@ 1:44 can daniel talk without moving his lips? I think he can.

[@julieenslow5915]

Guys - I don't think Teal'c was joking. The only question would be what order he would dismember him. If he took the head last, Colonel Maybourne would have to watch and feel the removal of his other appendages. Head first would be kinder. And quieter.

[@marynichols438]

Maybourne, the guy that we loved to hate.

[@FaqUrNwoBS]

well within his rights

[@Oyakat88]

Ok I want a bit fast on that one

[@thehantavirus]

why is jackson all the way at the end of the lab.

[@pwnmeisterage]

He's apparently practicing his ventriloquism.

[@SchultzDorinda]

He's apparently interested by the bio search thing at the corner of the room

[@filipzajac]

He is stealing stuff

[@Shiirow]

to try and hide the poor ADR

[@davidrobertson5700]

Everyone wants a t'ealc.

[@Oyakat88]

Sure

[@Thevoidlezz]

can we count Teal'c as a alien he just one of the descendants of humans taken by the goa'uld from earth eons ago the larva would count

[@RevokFarthis]

In it's most basic form, the term Alien just means "someone who is not from here" It's why we call people illegally crossing national borders "illegal aliens". If you've ever seen the scifi comedy classic: Cone Heads, it's why the underlying joke of the entire movie is "we are illegal aliens". In every planet the SGC visits, the SG teams are the "aliens". Now, if you want to focus on the "not human" aspect of the word Alien, then it still applies. Teal'c isn't human. He's humanoid, sure, but not human. Jaffa have been so heavily modified over thousands of years that they are no longer the same species as us, so the term Alien would apply to both Teal'c and Junior.

[@snoopy_peanuts_77]

@@RevokFarthis "illegal aliens" a nativist term to demonize people seeking asylum..usually the entire population of any place was at one point "Alien"

[@RevokFarthis]

@@snoopy_peanuts_77 yeah, ok, sjw. This is neither the time nor place for narritive spinning.

[@snoopy_peanuts_77]

@@RevokFarthis ok tuff guy ...the fact that you ran with "sjw" in 2020 shows how dense you are.....

[@Oyakat88]

Give me the codes....

[@unintentionallydramatic]

🤔 Actually, why? As in, why _don't_ they have aliens in there?

[@2bituser569]

Odd they include Area 51 as secret place to research retrieved tech but don’t include the ufo crash mythos from 1947. There would be no reason to withhold that from the SGC members.

[@renatomoreira5806]

😄👨‍✈️👍

[@onngroovecdboomboxtransfor2723]

mind r bis mr.mourdock.

[@HoLeeFuk317]

I have a suspicion all the gates are made of plastic

[@Americanpatriot-zo2tk]

Forgive me, but I’ve always had a sneaking admiration for Colonel may born in the end was the bag I don’t know what is the good guy I don’t know I think he was an OK guy.

[@Oyakat88]

I show speed fan

[@michaelmartinez5217]

That's sure looks like maybornes son to me.

[@Oyakat88]

Do you whorship 50 cent?