Combine soldier enters cardiac arrest.mp4

[@gnome2812]

Normal people when they get promoted: YAY! Combines when they're getting promoted:

[@canter1ter]

metro cop when he gets promotion to combine soldier, and send to stop Freeman:

[@wormwalll6557]

The stage to became an overwatch soldier is horrible and you are awake during it edit 11/4/2021:they deleted the comment....

[@gnome2812]

@@wormwalll6557 ya ik

[@MegariskyYT]

haha bye bye memories

[@iwinjerrudouyourmum8415]

HAHAH! I GET IT!

[@heberb]

mfw the anti-citizen throws the can at me

[@Cybersharky_]

@Butterized gaming

[@goldfishfan1150]

gaming engineer

[@hipxel8918]

**metal music plays**

[@OrdinaryOrchid]

engineer gaming

[@Cybersharky_]

@@OrdinaryOrchid oh my God, it's the popular engineer known as engineer gaming.

[@laughablesaint2856]

combine when they see a confused mute bearded 27 year-old scientist exiting the train station:

[@Fostrkan]

Nah hes not 27 Anymore hes 34 i guess?

[@rawpowerjagg]

@@Fostrkan no

[@CrocodileKyle]

@@Fostrkan he would be 47

[@zzjopr]

I'm pretty sure gordon was 27 in Half-Life 2 and Half-Life: Alyx because I'm pretty sure when you're in stasis you don't age because his body is being preserved by G-Man until he needs Gordon again. Also, I'm also pretty sure Gordon was 27 at Black Mesa.

[@derthevaporeon]

They know he's the god of flying planks and speedy waterwalking.

[@lunathecrusader]

When u get that non-mechanical reproductive simulation

[@eleskeletitto4900]

i remember lmao

[@Chompenheimer]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@BrumEldar]

Gib the virtual succ

[@Remington-wl7jp]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[@goldfishfan1150]

Get that simulated Rim job....

[@felixc.3444]

When off world reassignment

[@nonameswerechosen]

jerma

[@felixc.3444]

@@nonameswerechosen nae

[@beanbabebutbetter]

@@felixc.3444 nae

[@iloveyounohomo]

Jerma nae Jerma nae nae

[@felixc.3444]

germa

[@CrossBorderNerds]

Was waiting for that flatline beep.

[@jonathanwells223]

All combine soldiers have pacemakers, that’s why they’re so hard to kill if you aren’t a power armored badass with a crowbar

[@Alonegamer117]

Yes i like the beep of the dead combine soldiers

[@memedude8303]

Its iconic.

[@mrblunderbuss4843]

Dude same

[@zethnevarg2399]

alyx: @@jonathanwells223

[@worldburnerbreadman7886]

Combine soldier: alyx located, *Entering ape mode over*

[@CShellby]

Combine: *Sees Alex* Their Brain: _Neutron Activated_

[@Covid-ho5iu]

I thought it said "entering rape mode over"

[@jonathanwells223]

@@Covid-ho5iu there’s very little difference

[@Covid-ho5iu]

@@jonathanwells223 true

[@Tweedle-Stupid]

*hee Hoo*

[@goldenbudda7969]

Combine earth: "Nobody dies from heart disease anymore!" This combine soldier:

[@yordanissuarez6532]

To be fair cardiac arrest can be caused by plenty of things other than disease.

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@yordanissuarez6532 especially PTSD! Or a mechanical malfunction can happen and that would cause Cardiac Arrest!

[@gordoneman]

So this is cannon now?

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

*Dies in Combine*

[@mr.manguyfellow1591]

It's a grunt and I think they are kind of like civil protection? So they can be struck by heart disease? (sorry never played Half-Life Alyx)

[@chelsieerickson1080]

Gordon: *exists* The entire combine force:

[@droideka6737]

Even if Gordon went pacifist and decided not to attack the combine, this will still be true

[@Bulldozer_payday2]

Wait hes still fucking ALIVE?

[@mr.joestar7500]

When your on 2 health, and you hear a bullet hit the wall next to you

[@chickenbeaver7181]

*Than a frag grenade*

[@peanutbutterdiver8429]

@@chickenbeaver7181 O NO *BEEEEEP*

[@ANGRYMUNCI]

Or when you have been fight tonnes of enemy's and beat them finishing at low health

[@maxdax530]

When you stub your toe

[@ADonutMan]

True

[@chickenbeaver7181]

When you stub your toe in Halo 5

[@captainszasz5836]

*You're going to off world reassignment.*

[@Zombie98936]

NOOOOOOOO

[@endersbb2424]

@@Zombie98936 yes

[@Zombie98936]

@@endersbb2424 NOOOOOOOOOO NOT OFF WORLD ANYWHERE BUT THERE

[@badbreakingbadvideos]

Off world= ohio/florida

[@Zombie98936]

@@badbreakingbadvideos NO NOT OHIO

[@justaplainoldbox8270]

Combine soldier: ok just a normal patrol I sure hope nothing bad happens Combine soldier: *sees Gordon Freeman* Combine soldier:

[@Marksnow234]

Xf

[@FannieFazbearLove]

XD

[@ElDous1]

XD

[@Loge_Fend]

Half life 3

[@fatalbert2055]

Hostile is experiencing extreme panic

[@gordoneman]

Overwatch: all units be advised 6745 is going monke mode response code 3

[@Weed_Soldier967]

My ass is heavy.

[@warfex12]

friendly is experiencing extreme panic

[@Wendigo115yt]

When a headcrab jumps on you but it's not your head

[@Fenrize]

Got crabs

[@1ztype343]

Different head

[@crimsononaut_in_space]

If it's a metro cop then yeah combine soilder is a different story

[@mrlazycrazy]

Wrong head.

[@henryclade]

And it turns out it's so good at giving head that it makes you have a fucking heart attack.

[@lancerofvibes8518]

Combine: Fricking dies Radio: Look like i have to EEEEEEEEEEE

[@unused7629]

its a flatline, its a heart monitor, when a combine dies, it makes that noise.

[@giovannygutierrez4930]

challenge do they have one built in their armour?

[@RadolusRex]

@@giovannygutierrez4930 Yes. It's so overwatch can monitor their vitals. The flatline is just confirmation to overwatch that the soldier is stone cold dead meat and essentially useless.

[@giovannygutierrez4930]

@@RadolusRex no wonder they are quick to announce it

[@angelbaluyos9003]

No the sound is more like OOOOOOOÆÆÆÆÆEEEE

[@dr.coomerphd4937]

Combine when they see a mad lad in a HEV suit running at them wielding a crowbar

[@ANGRYMUNCI]

Dr Coomer?

[@user-zx6lj9xu4u]

@@ANGRYMUNCI Who's that?

[@Earth_FAN_xX]

Coomer

[@zenniththefolf4888]

Lyrics: Holy shi- no Hoo nHo HoO hOOo! *Panic attack* *Heavy breathing* *Breathing slows* *Exhales* Overwa- *BEEEEEEEP* *_Dead_*

[@sparkyboi4387]

thanks, i needed this

[@Lucy-mg7cs]

*D e a t h.*

[@giovannygutierrez4930]

b l o od flow ha s s t o p e d

[@denaharbison1295]

You left the funny damnit

[@GokublackZ006]

I thought the last words were “Oh for f- *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP* “

[@FizzTom]

These damn bot comments are annoying

[@Es-zb8vu]

What bot comments

[@melonplant8148]

@@Es-zb8vu Yes.

[@Es-zb8vu]

@@melonplant8148 interesting

[@canter1ter]

bruu

[@MemeReviewer]

Fizz Tom you can filter them using KZbin’s comment filter system, I suggest blocking friends and subscribers

[@artemefimov8215]

When i'm on my death bed the last thing i'm gonna say is - *over*

[@tpd1864blake]

The voice line subtitles say “overwa-“ followed by the death sound

[@inky_mesa]

Pov: your stationed at nova prospect and you haer the thumpersshuting down

[@mannotfromeurope3100]

This is one of the videos that would get reccomended 6 yrs later

[@Chompenheimer]

Exactly

[@mannotfromeurope3100]

Hello people 6+ plus years to the future, f your reading this I'm most likely finish with school, r dead.

[@TheReal2Skeletons]

People of the future I committed tax fraud

[@rey4874]

*DISTRESS*

[@epsilontheabsolutemadlad.869]

*D I S T R E S S*

[@rey4874]

@@epsilontheabsolutemadlad.869 *DiStReSs*

[@Replicant-ru3bw]

distress

[@giovannygutierrez4930]

No it's sudden cardiac arrest

[@rey4874]

@@giovannygutierrez4930 *DISTRESS*

[@leeroythecrusader605]

This is the funniest shit I ever seen, thank you.

[@lambda653]

Pickle

[@davix994]

@@lambda653 Cringe

[@lambda653]

@@davix994 why?

[@davix994]

@@lambda653 Overused

[@lambda653]

Yeah but I only said one word

[@furryhater1477]

Nobody: Me after running for 0.001 sceond:

[@icyicy1940]

Yessssss

[@funkyman6786]

Bro, somebody help him.

[@mrlazycrazy]

Bro, he dead already.

[@NikSem65]

@@mrlazycrazy bro, call an ambulance and start doing CPR

[@npc_citizen9276]

Give him a squished bug

[@mr.manguyfellow1591]

mmm yummy alien bug juice@@npc_citizen9276

[@enriqueorozco636]

No

[@neuravanny]

This sounds like it's coming outside of my headphones, like it's from the other room

[@litdragon9944]

Then it happened and the body was teleported away so nobody would know that the combine invasion would start

[@TREX_04]

Shut up, our full scale invasion is almost ready

[@litdragon9944]

@@TREX_04 CRAP I LEAKED IT AGAIN IM AN IDIOT

[@figenbayraktar7480]

@@TREX_04 wait what

[@TREX_04]

@@figenbayraktar7480 nothing Wdym, what?

[@CockroachTheFoul]

when Freeman bunny hops around you at Mach 5 speeds and picks up a pallet and begins flying

[@dodept6422]

When you dont have money on vr googles

[@Chompenheimer]

When u can't buy the quest 2 or rift but u wanna play alyx

[@ness2965]

'Over.' *Fuckin dies*

[@klifton1907]

it's his first day at work guys, he's nervous

[@enriqueorozco636]

ya

[@Prismate]

When you pick up the combine soldier instead of the can

[@gordoneman]

Pick up that man

[@jackhe760]

real anti-citizen hours

[@ThatSpaceMann]

That feel when you’re a Combine soldier in City 17.

[@aldrichhf35]

When you are about to take over the world but then some random scientist killed you with a crowbar

[@possum8220]

This is the content that keeps me from becoming a hermit in the woods

[@awesomemarksyt2659]

This is metalkingboo-level editing.

[@kadenyoung4212]

Yes my dude

[@monkymonky3428]

me when a person with an Anime profile picture tells me to shut up

[@Chompenheimer]

Them when you say to shut up and they're an idiot

[@melon6683]

Shut up

[@sagnost]

@@melon6683 no u

[@melon6683]

@@sagnost I shut up, for no man

[@localqueergoblin7486]

Shut up

[@disow6587]

No one: My stomach during a class:

[@soupcangaming662]

Same

[@LyGamingMega]

SAME LOL

[@goofy-ahh101.]

That happened to me in Portuguese Class.. :(

[@thadgravy9759]

My mom: So, I had a very interesting phone call with your principle today. Me:

[@mr.manguyfellow1591]

deepdream_saul

[@zacharyclark8296]

Gotta feel bad for this Combiner. Guy must've went through a lot of pain

[@giovannygutierrez4930]

Painful Cardiac arrest

[@Weed_Soldier967]

not the hard R💀

[@mr.manguyfellow1591]

i hate those combiners@@Weed_Soldier967

[@icyicy1940]

When you haven't saved in half life for like 10 minutes and die just to realize your all the way back where you started.

[@crispybearwoo6492]

7 year old me try to imitate Gordon Gordon Freeman’s breathing sounds

[@securitybureauagent3714]

Words cannot express how much I love this video

[@yag821]

The Combine after seeing Gordon:

[@brazilian733]

Combine soldiers when Alyx released gman

[@2BrosOfficialGaming]

*”I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!”*

[@peanutbutterdiver8429]

GET UP MAGGOT

[@matthewpinner9419]

YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE

[@SpetzTheGuy]

When both sides of the pillow are warm

[@flamingoliker2024]

You have demons

[@Uberpod3]

NOOOOOOO

[@agamtaku3990]

Love how he starts with "holy shit!"

[@Bio_Goji]

I think he was saying holy smokes

[@mcwhite3777]

I wouldn't breathe like him

[@donosporidium]

0:12 can’t believe the combine would try to say bofa

[@EnderalRocks]

Doppio..?

[@heyitsamy1771]

I cannot stop hearing that now

[@Delta_4k]

SMH I’m literally shaking and crying rn.

[@a_1973_love_yourself]

Look like bofa but is overwa...

[@somefurryguy1811]

Holy fuck my sense of humor has evolved into literally laughing at an edited jpg with sounds.

[@extraterrestrialghostwrite6562]

This is what it sounds like when a combine soldier sees gordan

[@ballsdeep7056]

When you thought Gordon is just a shooting criminal but then he starts floating while tposing aND throwing grenades at you

[@VenomApollyon]

When you get the wonder weapon but suddenly get cornered by the zombies

[@OttoRenUlson]

Combine soldiers that were sent to invade brazil:

[@Bio_Goji]

I like the joke but these weren’t the types of soldiers that invaded the world these were the humans that involuntarily became augmented, the combined that invaded the world on the other hand were very hard to kill plus they were robot-like

[@funneneym9965]

@@Bio_Goji Yeah, and at the time the invasion happened, the combine transhuman soldiers didn't exist yet

[@How2makeapizza]

CALA A BOCAAAA

[@adinmaglic6378]

POV: Your going to brazil.

[@BobTomato.]

Unfunny 😢

[@How2makeapizza]

*sem graça.*

[@ordersquamata930]

I have no idea how I found this, but I'm glad I did

[@puppyplays117]

Me ti

[@Crishtorian]

Discord mods when they realize the age of consent is 18

[@friendly_pyro]

Combines seeing what the internet does in rule 34:

[@combineoverwatchordinal9398]

We in the process of detaining the individual known as Tucket

[@anthroimperzia3927]

Sadly theres like 3 images and thats it.

[@friendly_pyro]

@@combineoverwatchordinal9398 any suspect in zone-113?

[@combineoverwatchordinal9398]

@@friendly_pyro negative

[@friendly_pyro]

​@@combineoverwatchordinal9398 Any notification of the suspect?

[@UrBoiEthanMikl]

Bro saw a guy in orange holding a crowbar and died of a heart attack quicker than he could realize it was just a construction worker...

[@early5326]

when overwatch tells you that they've killed your family due to your poor performance

[@anchorpage6663]

The villain after the main character gives a speech

[@kanyeeastballs]

Combines when their family cohesion is preserved:

[@ThePete7499]

When CBT:

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

POV: You’re in the femur breaker and a containment breach is announced

[@OperatorKevlar]

When u see a swarm of armored head crabs

[@tgagaming1354]

I like how they detail his eyes It's *p e r f e c t*

[@giopena6874]

Combine: *chilling* *Gordan Freeman enters the room* Combine:

[@cpt.rexmctavish852]

I don't care if he's dead he is still getting off world reassignment

[@pheaktra_]

Everyone: **wears Mask and then nothing is happend** Karens:

[@viperbuzzard01h84]

So true lol

[@ndhart3213]

Or just conspiracy theorists in general

[@cherrypepsi2815]

The combine soldier when I use a tin can to trap him in a room

[@TheMrBrick]

That’s just the CBT room. *combine butt torture*

[@litdragon9944]

Why did you put that in my head

[@JamesnLollify]

No one: Me at 3am when the creeper is about to blow up my house:

[@IIWolFFinEII]

Welcome to humor of 2020. Have a nice stay here.

[@nickwiora8214]

"Cmon let's work out, the first step is the hardest." Me after the second step:

[@basicallybryan9097]

2050 police officer hearing the words 2020

[@someidiotontheinternet3393]

KZbin knows what to recommend me

[@dollarstorealexkister]

Me when the chinese kid pulls out an smg

[@AndreIguodalaFan55]

6 yo me when I'm gonna get my flu shot for the year: 0:12

[@AsianEspionage]

Combine soldiers when freeman is still alive

[@assassinlykiller3681]

Uuuuhhhhh I've never played half life so I dont know what I'm supposed to feel right now...

[@ackthegreat6697]

Idk, but this guy is very evil so i think that happiness cuz he died

[@slookipos8907]

Combine Soldiers when they accidently broke into Alyx's House while she's taking a bath

[@kera930]

They got anime nose bleed syndrome

[@slookipos8907]

@@kera930 how the fuck can I un-read this

[@kera930]

@@slookipos8907 yes

[@EnderalRocks]

Chimp neurons activated

[@dr.walterbennett]

@@kera930 Sir please give me memory replacement

[@pilotman9819]

When your CO tells you your getting sent to another world to help the Combine Army

[@alternax9751]

When the combine forgets to delete their search history

[@bishopanderson5864]

I've watched this 50 times in 3 hours

[@twisterdash_6965]

Me, when my crush says "I like you" for me:

[@ebelborna]

This is what happens if you take 3 vitamin gummies instead of 2

[@yankeedoodle8414]

The hell is this masterpiece I just watched

[@tub5584]

When you laugh so hard you feel squishy stuff in your pants

[@goofy-ahh101.]

Pee.

[@fhathur7953]

When you see 13 rebels coming right at you with pulse rifles:

[@theinternetpolice2078]

My argument when someone compares me to a communist and/or fascist

[@s0lar275]

New title: Combine experience's the femur breaker.

[@isaiahmiranda7609]

*"B I O D A T S C R I T I C A L ! A S S I S T ! A S S I S T ! E X P I R A T I O N I N 3 , 2-"*

[@whoo8252]

Hi, I made this video and posted it to the Entropy: Zero discord server. I don’t mind that you posted this, but please credit my channel in the description :)

[@Kids_Scissors]

I love that his resolution and color completely changes the moment he goes into arrest

[@NoName-ef3jq]

Me and my anxiety when a girl says hi to me.

[@Justafacilityguard]

Combine soldiers when combine assassins show up

[@Randomdeadyoutuber]

Damn bro

[@anakiap.w1673]

Bruh this is epic👌🏻

[@coolpain4263]

I thought this was gonna be one of those boring videos but this is actually really funny.

[@nikodemospl870]

He played X-COM: UFO Defence on hardest difficulty and encountered his first battle with aliens

[@xv0dka1999x]

This is magnificent

[@emibondo]

when the reproduction simulator keeps sucking: