come dine with me: valerie holliday (part1)

[@marshhen]

Her voice, accent and way of looking down her glasses is fascinating to watch. I cannot look away.

[@jennydarlington1987]

this week of come dine with me was just brilliant. valerie's voice, her swinging on a pole, that woman who cried and fell asleep at the table, just amazing!!

[@JesusCommando]

This was the best week for CDWM I've seen: Nigel the long lost son of Bruce Forsyth, Bernard the fucking narcissistic nutter, Dawn falling asleep during her night and 4 foot nothing Valerie with the wonderful accent. Go dine with that lot? Yes please!

[@linvi_chemutai]

You're so right on him being narcissistic.

[@hannahkingston]

Truly one of the finest contestants ever!

[@Biddlesworth1]

I'm addicted to this show!

[@Sparky12311]

I was in Preston today (I dont live there) anyways, i was eating my sandwich happily when she walked past, now she is my favorite person on this show. So i shouted her name and she waved at me... I then carried on shopping when i bumped into her AGAIN in M&S (i think she thought i was stalking her) lol. But i plucked up the courage to say hello and i had a great conversation with her! it was about 10 minutes and shes an excellent person to talk to. Thats made my month,,, haha Thanks, Dom

[@ouzelle]

Who is she

[@ebenezerhoary]

This does stand out, in what (mostly) is a really entertaining programme, if there was any doubt that we Brit's weren't eccentric anymore-just look at the characters here (The League of Gentlemen doesn't seem as far fetched now!) Special mention must go to the excellent Dave Lamb, who gets more manic with time- a joy!

[@martina5296]

I LOVE THE NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not letting the obvious and subtitles go unnoticed is hilarious. He's the only reason to watch.

[@helpmeImbeing]

i laughed when she said "it will be protecting the birds" lol

[@incubusslayer]

How can anyone fail to adore her indeed :D

[@JoeNumberwang]

Truly is the best ever. I typed in Come Dine With Me, hoping against hope this would be on here and you sir deliver. Anything to see Bernard make an idiot of himself

[@spriggs1665]

I think this is the funniest come dine with me ever!! valerie and bahhhhnarrrd are too much for me..

[@playgirlc]

this was one of the best weeks of cdwm, classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, classic!

[@lucrativeelfmongrel]

the tags for this video are as funny as the episode! good work! great stuff! narrator rocks!

[@jessiejames7492]

i just love this show.. .funny...anyone has the full episodes of the limerick series. very funny...as usual irish people never fail to make anyone laugh

[@bassamkadhiyar13]

narrator : "it does rather, yes!" LOL!

[@kittens9136]

Oh gosh I love Valerie

[@clemensjames12345]

Hilarious! Valerie is the English version of Kath from KathandKim :-')

[@SewellyTV]

"My friends think it's pretty wonderful to come round my house for dinner because they know they're going to have a good night...because my friends adore me" Lmfao, this is brilliant. Surely she cannot be for real?

[@newbornchim]

bernard was such a male diva lol, this show is hilarious!! I love Valerie's voice, it's so nasal! and that blonde one got a 9 that week didn't she? omg, so funny

[@mafketays]

5.29 " I've come to collect my pheeeaasuuuhnts... "

[@linvi_chemutai]

The projection from Bernard is ickkkyy...damn narcissism 😭🤣

[@miscu99]

4mins 30secs; "I'm doing this dessert tonight because I've done it millions of times in the PORST!"

[@rachbrett]

Pheasssaaaaaaaannnnttttt

[@77roushie]

It is indeed the very best episode ever!!!

[@buldhana]

The narrator was the one who made me watch this show!

[@alexjscott]

its on more 4 right now!! heya!

[@goggleboxy]

@ExpiredRamen He is brilliant!...can't stop laughing at his wit...

[@fayetommo8934]

lmfao vals accent >.

[@sotondaniel]

I LOVE VALERIE!!! Lol

[@nw8727]

i ve just realised that val sounds like on of the catherine tate characters!

[@xraidedlok]

this narrator makes me wanna go over there

[@shmeepea]

bernard = bawbag i love dave lamb! x

[@SpeedReider]

I used to watch this show. It got kind of old after a while.

[@Ginnydog1]

Ha ha ha Val aka "The Parrot Fish" Rocks she looks like a puppetless ventriloquist!

[@bassamkadhiyar13]

i continued watching bcos of her!

[@Ansett76]

"too unhuunce the flayvoor"

[@gizzygibbs]

Damn i love come di with me and dave lamb legend1

[@galnamedtal]

she is such a character

[@jessiejames7492]

i like the ones from Ireland. theyre hilarious

[@lorivingot5495]

Do any Brits actually talk like Valerie? I've never heard anything like that!

[@smokeyheinz]

+Lori Vingot Britain!? I'm not sure she's from this planet!

[@lucrativeelfmongrel]

Dave Lamb Rocks! When Wogan leaves Eurovision its pretty obvious who replaces him!! GET IN DAVE!!!

[@tea4al]

The UK edition is the best for me. I watched teh Ireland and Australian one but i like the UK most

[@nzbanana]

"i like phuuusaahnt"

[@nazarkgb1]

everything's changed, they said british food is actually very tasty, they said

[@TheJamus84]

She sounds like the bird from Life's Too Short!!

[@kait7144]

TheJamus84 yesss!! Both are hilarious!! 😂

[@tea4al]

if you watch closely, her upper lip does not move.

[@54taqiyya]

shittin me!!

[@CathalBarry]

I adore you Val... and your FEZZAUNTS....

[@sarahbass1994]

Dawn is on some kind of substance I think... Dave Lamb (the narrator) is hilarious. He makes this show...

[@amezzeray2]

First of all - best voice over guy EVER Second - Cant believe I havent seen this!!! I watch it all the time!! Her voice is making me cringe...

[@zack11993]

I remember watching this LOL

[@FairyXBec]

I dunno what to make of her lol.

[@Hereticalable]

@tezkingkong - yup lovely ole Val's speech patterns are indicative of 60 million people...

[@crythisbloodforme]

i remember watching this lol

[@MsMarysimple]

Very sad as Dawn committed suicide

[@Nemie125]

God, this is 70's food she's dishing up!! LOL, I'm surprised she didn't put green food colouring into the potatoes!

[@666tiger7]

she looks like my granny

[@jcawhittlesea]

"I'm gonna to do the best i can toniiiiiiggghhhht..." Timothy Bottom-Tooth from family guy anyone?

[@ThelmainTokyo]

Gahah, Dave Lamb is the best narrator ever :)

[@shortandstylish]

Brick top from Snatch!!! hahahahahaha yes!!!

[@maskenmakkan]

Apparently Dawn committed suicide :0 pretty girl

[@Redbirdgirl88]

She was adorable too,its unfortunate. :(

[@KillAllCops]

hehe dave lamb is a legend!

[@AsheeshAnand]

What kind of accent is it actually? Is that considered posh, with the clenched teeth, and the locked jaw?

[@xraidedlok]

@buldhana sorry im an american you have to forgive me its an accent to me.. but i also hear people from uk saying theres diff accents for each areas? i dont know.. but yea its very hard for me to understand her

[@VeraWilliams-mc7kl]

I think she us lovely

[@le-lmperatrice]

Am l the only one who found out this show from a podcast called the YoGPod and if any yognauts are watching this then l have to say -salutes- Im DAVE ! YOGNAUT AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

[@Classdefined]

England’s Martha Stewart

[@TheHoski]

she reminds me so much of Margret Thatcher lol

[@qpMedley]

I watched this whole thing with a face that will give me strange wrinkles.

[@k0rn26er]

she should of made crab au gratin

[@tcacVII]

Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80s

[@caribounow]

my friends adore may

[@kayanoaky55]

The narrator is a two edged sword 😂

[@mchambers58w]

Is it me or is she related to bricktop from Snatch.......?

[@CherylDouglass]

is valerie speaking through her nose???????

[@laura69271]

madam valerie.-she looks like a spider....:-)))

[@suewilson3553]

You think Val's neck would hurt from holding your chin up all the time to see through her glasses.... Why doesn't she just get bifocals!!?? It's okay you can wear bifocals it's really okay!!!!! And you won't look so Goofy with your chin sticking up in the air all the time.

[@jcawhittlesea]

I mean James William Bottom-tooth

[@catseatkippers]

@dylandior123 In the 70's!

[@hennyreflection]

Yer thats what i thought lol

[@caribounow]

I WANT THE MOOOORNAAY

[@MacIntyreRoss]

She sounds like Gillean McKeith

[@classicdinner]

david lamb= hilarious

[@hennyreflection]

LOL

[@SophiePoland]

she sounds like Alan Rickman...

[@rachbrett]

proper jelous lol

[@andybluefox]

Is that a set of horses teeth trying to escape her mouth?

[@TNRSparkster]

0:20 HERP DERP HERP

[@getin3949]

Where does Val hail from, she sounds nothing like anyone living in the UK.

[@rachbrett]

lol

[@lucylu8690]

Piranha underbite lololol!

[@xraidedlok]

goddamn her accent is thick

[@jantrit]

Shes a female loyd grossman for sure

[@jenevete]

oh how funny... is she for real.. lol.. she is the kinda woman you would love to hate, but so laughable you just cant...ahh bless her she really does think she is something.. xx

[@cakestalker]

is it just me or is dawn's babbling at times barely intelligible?

[@lucrativeelfmongrel]

yak-flange... any good?

[@eunicestone838]

Val...for god's sake push your glasses and you won't have to hold your neck like that. She looks like her neck is killing her.

[@Aussieshazagirl]

Valerie’s bottom teeth are bigger than her top teeth!! 🦷

[@buldhana]

Wot accent is that??????