Comedian and Actor Nikki Glaser (Extended Cut)

We talk to comedian Nikki Glaser about Markle-face, the evolution of her comedic style, John Mayer's DMs, male height discounts, and the problems with woman-received double toppy.
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[@Brownie8986]

"That was before Drew Barrymore was doing coke" 😁😁😁 Well that certainly puts things in perspective. Drew B. has come a *looooong* way. Love both these ladies!!

[@mattkoelling7306]

*drops in a suggestion box request for Ali Wong to be the next female comic guest on with the Brand that's strong*

[@sneakertri]

" it is immaculate conception but i still want to end it " that got me !!

[@puffythefam4225]

Meros wife must hate him lmao

[@whosenzo5308]

You know desus smashed😂

[@TheKevh24]

I hope Desus knocked it down, for the culture

[@houseofmatrix6174]

All white girls love Desus

[@monohalcyon]

Nikki is a gem, funniest guest they've had on in a while

[@SaffoniOfficial]

Aborting baby Jesus jokes is what i subscribed for

[@EML4200]

Her show was really funny.

[@wardabandow6409]

OK desus you can't look this good.

[@moneymaker3208]

warda bandow right!

[@BlackADHDcoach]

Like is this shit low key or what? He fine as shit

[@seamac206]

The way she talks about Sarah Silverman is how anyone in a creative field gets started

[@houseofmatrix6174]

Why Desus lookin Charlie Chaplin& Mero look like spy vs spy from mad tv Side note:Sarah Silvermane can get this pipe

[@skipp10467]

Yo....not even being a hater...she's pretty, but Mero made me laugh more than she did....

[@elreydelmundo1343]

Erika shes really not funny.

[@HS32153]

She’s not funny, like at all...

[@fograw5]

Erika her stand up is good, check out the stand-ups on netflix

[@skipp10467]

I will. She seems like she could be funny, but the boys overshadowed her on her own interview..

[@moneymaker3208]

Erika she’s not even pretty she’s just a blonde white girl lol

[@DamxzOnYoutube]

Desus Hustles squares and Jives at the Billards spot.

[@kennyw3173]

Double Toppy!

[@dewreckp.h.djr.5589]

I'm mad smacked, and all I can think during this interview is why don't they ask her if she ever did BLACKED. (Real porn heads know what I'm talking About! We out here, gang gang)

[@skipp10467]

omg

[@juneytoolooney2165]

She reminds me of a slim Brandi Love... I like my pino in HD

[@IBBMS]

"Y'all can do it sideways so no one is the top or bottom." Bless her heart, she's not a friend of Dorothy's. That's not what top and bottom means, sis 😁😁

[@reignmorton9422]

Storm Bey i know right...i was like geez!

[@bobasquid3339]

Mero is looking like a straight creeper in this one! 😎 Lurk status, brah!

[@nnenne4]

Yes lmao it is strange

[@rubenlopez2764]

Can we all agree we need a yakubian guest limit on this show?

[@shazz286]

Like one every four years? Everytime we vote for a new president

[@monkeydluffy4332]

Ruben Lopez i keep seeing this in the comments on their videos what is yakabian?

[@JahRandom]

White person

[@monkeydluffy4332]

Oh ok

[@mrj5695]

3 a month affirmative action style

[@WatsThaPrice]

What is that liquor called that mero always drinking?

[@lornegreen6755]

Brugal

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Her favourite comedian is Sarah Silverman, of course. She's one of the greats. Nikki is really funny too, and I'm glad she found her (comedic) voice. Also this shows how most comedians start with a style heavily influenced by their idols (same happens with music, acting, art, etc), have this in mind the next time you're calling a comedian a "joke stealer" or something.

[@blackliamnesoon9198]

Nah stealing and imitating 2 completely different coins..

[@lifestyleentertainment8025]

Im too high for you guys hahahah a

[@mtljin]

One on the poom poom and one on the choccy starfish.

[@sipwithkey2067]

She shoulda been on the same swag as u guys!!

[@rs2705]

i dont think she knows what a gay top or bottom is

[@thaelectricfeel]

I dont love pets either. Anything can be a two piece.

[@elmascavidal1797]

Comedy #9 ... she can catch it

[@hoyneoy]

The brand is unseasoned

[@otakuoveride2991]

Like spirited away

[@a1ntcry1noveru]

Yo, what is azelea’s actual real life problem?

[@justsaiyan8678]

I dont trust anyone who calls "weed" "pot"....🙅🏾‍♂️

[@JordansTake35]

I dont trust anyone who calls cannabis "weed"

[@moneymaker3208]

I have a very serious question. Why do guys assume that guys have had sex with an attractive girl thats next to them? Like a lot of ya’ll saying “Oh I know Desus hit” or “Mero smashed right after”. Why do guys do that and project that onto other guys? Is it impossible for men to be in a room with an attractive woman without trying to have sex with her? I have so many questions.

[@corybynature2419]

Dear Ashley That's Me She's not that attractive but they still got that wild top from Ms Glaser

[@dwightgentry3854]

Is it me or does it look like her right top front died....and she having problems getting it white again

[@Jay-ue2ic]

She got crickets about that Sarah Silverman joke.

[@parlayking1767]

Jay Anderson that shit was whack as hell lol

[@PaddleAsia]

So, she didn't know what 'double toppy' meant. That means she isn't a regular viewer.

[@emjay1845]

A dude named Doug.

[@SupermanHopkins]

That Sarah Silverman. Wow.

[@Dopecheetah]

Get Kanye West on yo!

[@gdevonfarley]

Ha!!

[@mbradley5543]

Of course she was getting turned on. She had a jamaican and Dominican snack giving her fake toppy. And I would never have a cow as a pet, lol

[@jabzt]

They asked lil yatchy about the double toppy so it makes sense now because that interview was trash

[@Juice420FYL]

An old dog named Michael Anthony

[@terencebok]

She’s more like 6-7

[@gw40]

Salute to the Bodega Gods... But imma have to skip this interview 😂😂😂

[@fograw5]

Frank Smith why?

[@monkeydluffy4332]

Frank Smith yea why? She kinda cute. Stay tuned brody

[@thoyo]

nah it's pretty funny

[@dragon2072]

Frank Smith it's worth the watch. It's a good interview

[@Mtdmpls]

Awesome man. Thanks for letting us know. We were all wondering if you were gonna watch. We appreciate you clicking on the vid to leave that comment to keep us posted. Be sure to check in and let us know if you'll be checking out the next interview or not.

[@beebilbo59]

Brolic interview. 👍 Double toppy. 👍 Dumbass Yakubian rainbow. 💩

[@Mo1683]

What in tf is wrong Mero? Is slizzed tf out or?

[@zo62]

Looks like the colony

[@dorianbanks9317]

They gotta stop getting guest stoned before they come on

[@kastie]

She fine.

[@SpideySensei72]

I was with her until the 'Discount Guys' cracks. Seen her in person at the Improv, and someone with acute pancake ass affliction is lucky to get whatever she can.

[@SJHamler]

So... she doesn't gaf about personality I guess.

[@llabronco]

Legitimate question: was anything she said supposed to be funny?

[@fograw5]

Alex Shine a few

[@NaturalPugilist]

Alex Shine her comedy is legit

[@Lunatik75]

Thought it was Brandi love lol

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

BRUH!

[@isaacthompson7966]

Spencer Bowrin the hive are scumbags, I too see the resemblance

[@Ibangedmatt]

MY GUYYYYYY hahahah

[@wiggy.el.chigon]

Spencer Bowrin that crossed my mind too..

[@freemoney2094]

lmaooo smh wild

[@pedromaymi]

"They charge you to die on Spirit", yoooooo lol. I just flew Spirit and was so pissed they charge for a carry-on luggage.

[@tastycook3726]

lmao is that bruce?

[@pedromaymi]

Yes *wheez*

[@AllanDanja]

Y'all need to have Ilana Glazer on

[@Jay-ue2ic]

Allan D yep.

[@brendoncole5671]

She's perfect for the brand

[@Mo1683]

But she's basically a female Dane Cook tho'?

[@moneymaker3208]

YES and she’s an ally!

[@Mo1683]

Dear Ashley That's Me Like Ally Wong?

[@a1ntcry1noveru]

Lol desus and mero completely had a podcast moment with that gay life riff ahahaa

[@KingKilla7245]

wouldnt the female double toppy be one guy working the front and one the back?

[@pcgod8256]

Better than Amy shumer

[@rell127]

PC GOD That's not hard to do.

[@shazz286]

That's not a standard

[@HS32153]

Both trash...

[@Jay-ue2ic]

Facts. But not as big.

[@BellaCiaoCinemaGaming]

What kind of bar is that? Nicki is dope Schumer is a hack

[@ChopGod23]

This episode is brought to you by Raisins! Good for potato salad, casserole and soup!

[@samanthanickson6478]

ooh, savage!!! don't forget collard greens! i bet her middle name is karen

[@mbradley5543]

Thecomandante _tut you are not right, lol

[@kyledavis4202]

So wrong lol

[@kimberlyk1795]

Nick Jonas is 5’7. She’s right about the discount men 🤣

[@TribeCalledNoel]

lmaoooooo discount guys....LMAOOOOO

[@sophiaday8157]

mörkö fantti never thought of it that way but sooo true lmao i think it works both ways 😭

[@thoyo]

I don't know who she is, but she's pretty funny

[@L1ama]

that's good because she's a comedian

[@mynamesjeffhardly]

Would totally hit... the snooze button in the morning! Early mornings are not my thing g!!!!

[@Misterz3r0]

Yakubian Tenderoni

[@raimywinter2309]

Still better than the Lil yachty interview...

[@mbradley5543]

Raimy Winter Bro, I have tried to forget that. The worse yacoub could not be worse

[@juneytoolooney2165]

Never watched it... I will watch it now just to cringe, im bout that life

[@jrmiami4035]

all his interviews are trash

[@caduexcharles3957]

Raimy Winter Lil Yachty's interview was trash

[@BlackCelticsFan]

I always get her and Iliza Schlesinger mixed up

[@paisan8766]

All blonde white girls look the same.

[@BlackADHDcoach]

TheVman528 😱😱😱😱yoooooooo

[@blackliamnesoon9198]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHOM l THOUGHT IT WAS.

[@rustyd3817]

Some one hook up her eyebrows

[@theniteowlshowpodcast1806]

This interview was funny AF! 😂😂😂

[@khalidsayeed134]

I get her rainbow, but imma still enjoy my lamb chops

[@joshuabennett2856]

You know why I'm here # DoubleToppyTalk

[@duaneandrews2241]

double toppyyyy lmao

[@pezgraph]

14:00 Double toppy

[@Sonturist]

Lol, what’s this lace thing on the table. Desus needs to take his mom curtain back. Lol

[@eanoworro1028]

I threw my phone when i found out Taraji P Henson had a bf

[@toneriggz]

Saw Infinity War at a local theater. Dude brought his funky ass baby to the theater. Airplane I get it but don't bring your babies to the movies, B

[@badboi0717]

I dead thought my guys got a 2v1 interview with Brandi love. Power up the brand and bag Jenna Foxx or Mia Austin for a interview

[@tonydraws]

"its immaculate conception but i still wanna end it" - literally the first raunchy chick joke i have ever laughed at that wasn't about fucking. Nice work random becky

[@mbradley5543]

Tony Draws you gave me life by calling her random Becky. Expect for Melissa McCarty most of the white chicks are randos

[@Morganbmoney]

Tana mongeau in 15 yeaes

[@mauro1213mf]

What's nikki's Twitter I'm about to hit the DMs😎😎😎

[@denisebooth8963]

👸👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Nothing irregular TJ Maxx. The fact someone was 5 foot s7 and their actual driving license said 5 foot 10. How do you walk around with being a lie. True genius queen irregular👸😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@frankiem749]

That's okay they're not my pets but sure are delicious. Also FYI double toppy on a woman is front door back door with alternating breaks. Similarly to a man with his shaft and ballbag.

[@earsbeats]

This is correct. I was disappointed that obvious option was not discussed from two chicos sucios who exalt the eating of ass on the daily.

[@dewreckp.h.djr.5589]

Not gonna lie though. Her rainbow.....i felt that .

[@johnnyd.3617]

Yoooo.. This Rubia is mad funny. Especially after smoking a blunt.

[@stevemygoodman7809]

What happened to her show? That was super original and funny.

[@Notoriousblupbs2]

Agreed...I don't give a fuck about that salmon... beyond the fact is it prepared deliciously. But if I had a salmon as a pet... swimming upstream in my backyard I might reconsider. But then I'd own a pet bear and watch it eat my pet salmon and restock my mini upstream rapid in my backyard while getting double toppy.

[@javydobles7492]

"i wouldnt eat me shih tzu... unless i was like, really high"

[@G33KST4R]

yaaaaay! double toppy!

[@BluePlunger]

This needed to be 30 minutes

[@ultimateDOOMPOOL]

Oh, I can FINALLY watch your shit in guam?! A thank you to whoever got rid of that "This show is not available in your country" bullshit frfr. Like guam isn't a part of the U.S.

[@mtljin]

Two guys on a shorty is not side to side. It's front and back

[@kufarimahdi9636]

When will we get the most illustrious live stream late night show😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸✊

[@pSmurf954]

DOUBLE TOPPY! 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@Daethaqt3000]

Cheryl Lynn and Gwen Gwen guthrie?

[@haitianjack7744]

I got some protein for ya bishhh 🤭

[@evil5150]

Don't be rough. I eat animals, but I also love ferals. I can do both.

[@theabbot88]

she is not funny ...inb4 yes i am 5'7''...no i am not pretty

[@mtljin]

I think she's hot.

[@amarvelous11]

Yayyyyy GO Vegan!!!!!!!

[@ritab5153]

Desus rockin' that bowler....

[@Dannyo7o7]

What rapper dissed them about the gay thing?