the roast of michael scott | The Office U.S. | Comedy Bites

[@bigmac4609]

Jim was actually quite tame with his roasts compared to the others where even Pam and Dwight went for the kill

[@GordonRamseyIsMyLifestyle]

andy was pretty tough too

[@shashankpandey1187]

Coz Jim's a bigger kissass than Dwight

[@tianapitesr8553]

Toll 'what she said ' from there!

[@Xosumnos]

That’s Jim for ya.

[@Storytime4now6767]

Dwight only did that cuz Michael was rude to him

[@Krambo9995]

Love the "Yeah" from Bob Vance as Kelly mentioned the fridge at 4:29

[@cristiansoutside]

I never heard this💀

[@chuchino_Y]

Lmaoo oh my word the fact if u hear the voice it rlly is Bob Vance 😭

[@chuchino_Y]

Vance refrigeration

[@djdarklyceum]

Hello Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.

[@TheMOReviewers]

Classic Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

[@captainali7620]

I actually wanted to hear what joke *Toby* had at the *Michael Scott's* roast and see how violently Michael was going to react 😆

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

Was thinking the same thing and imagining just what Toby would have to say.

[@Storytime4now6767]

The roast would have if it were friends only no one would be here

[@abhishekrao1525]

He would talk about getting the office's air quality tested again. Radon is a silent killer.

[@baxterbotox7661]

@@abhishekrao1525 You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.

[@BeazerProductions]

Toby: "In comparison, I'm at least an iPod classic."

[@jamesnicks5367]

Stanley’s face after Andy sings “Stanley tried to die just to get away” 😂 9:17

[@rmitton2008]

I love how in the roast episode, you could tell which employees actually kinda liked Michael and wanted to just to a real roast and which employees just wanted to use it as an excuse to tell him off

[@p.e.miranda2038]

who 'kinda liked' Michael? everyone at the roast basically told him off with Angela even participating in the first place and Dwight vaporizing him - Jim probably only went tame because he isn't really one to vocalize his opinions on others and just went for a jab at michaelisms

[@hiromitailor8075]

​@@p.e.miranda2038 I would say the ones who like Michael are Dwight, Erin (not here yet), Pam, Andy, and Jim (maybe David Wallace too but he likes everyone except Ryan). Granted everyone has a love/hate relationship with Michael and he has done at least one horrible thing to each of them but these 5 accept him faults and all and showed their appreciation and care for him at different times. Conversely, the 5 who despise Michael would be Ryan, Oscar, Stanley, Angela, and Toby (maybe not openly).

[@rottenkittenparvo]

Dwight does not like him, he acts to please him cuz he works for him, you are awful at reading peole@@hiromitailor8075

[@wordlifejohn1122]

Dwight's roast was a straight up killshot.

[@Pratikmayekar4]

Missed the main one where Kelly says that, "Can we, for once, just enjoy a party without you making it about all your issues?" after Michael imitates Darryl.

[@batgurrl]

Stanley’s laugh at Michael saying how terrifying it was falling into the Koi Pond was excellent and Jim was surprisingly tame with his ‘spite her face’ roast, but Andy didn’t hold anything back with his musical ‘tribute’😂

[@tiarastokes3897]

Ooh all this time I thought he was saying "spiderface"

[@batgurrl]

@@tiarastokes3897 😂😂😂

[@darkmatter5940]

8:15 This was when Dwight's steadfast devotion to Michael broke

[@Storytime4now6767]

Dwight nuked him

[@haleym3725]

He went in for the kill with that

[@adisasifuna1329]

We're all Michael Scott's image at 8:23 when Dwight spoke😅

[@asifrahman60]

This was so funny. Considering he is usually defending Michael Edit: Thanks for the like.

[@darkzombie5641]

And again regenerated at twice the speed. Boom ! Michael Scott 🤣

[@late8641]

To be fair, Michael roasts everyone in the office all the time, so a little payback every now and again seems fair.

[@sagemeanswise]

Creed’s on the nose roast, “hey boss, did you find Nemo?” Lmao

[@tylermattingly1284]

1:30 Kevin’s threat to Erin is hysterical

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

Prison Mike wouldn't have allowed this disrespect.

[@ayej26]

Yeah, they’d all be his bitches in prison😒

[@abhay4147]

He's gonna scare us straight

[@stephaniel9545]

It’s probably the dementors

[@gamerunner28]

Dis Ray. My friend Dis Ray got new specs. Dis Ray spect.

[@markalfonso3241]

07:15 I feel soooooooooooooo good that Toby was there to witness that.

[@glowingbuddha]

“🎶Stanley tried to die just to get away🎶”😂😂😂

[@stephaniel9545]

@2:44 Daryl’s tone when asking Michael if he is wearing lady clothes just makes me laugh. Then Phyllis talking about the shoulder pads and Pam laughing when Michael shows his butt

[@WK977]

'I know where this is going!' 'do you?' 'no..' always makes me laugh, the timing of Michael's 'no' is just perfect

[@Someone-pp8us]

Stanley-oh yes I do. One of the most terrifying moments of Michael's life.

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

3:29 Love the Certificate of Authenticity for a Quality "Seyko" Timepiece on the wall of Michael's office.

[@rampadmanabhan4258]

Brilliant spot!

[@grumpletybooeg3338]

In one of the deleted early scenes, Oscar mentions it (when searching his office with the accountants) and makes a joke about him having a certificate of authenticity for a knockoff of a $20 watch

[@snafuet]

@@grumpletybooeg3338 that was a webisode

[@michaelscottoriginal]

In fairness, putting a Koi pond in the middle of a walkway with no railing is just an invitation for accidents.

[@analea6531]

That roast from Dwight was totally deserved and I loved it 😂

[@JoshwaLaw]

Oscar just yelling in Spanish at micheal so he can tell micheal off without him knowing 🤣

[@umeshgaikwad7527]

8:15 and Dwight said YES to the roast😂

[@fuzzybanana0123]

I really wanted to hear Stanley and Toby roast Michael at the ceremony. I feel like those two out of any of them would have the most to say.

[@edugarcia1808]

“I don’t go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers haha” - Michael Gary Scott

[@patman2356]

“So a child had fallen in?” “Not yet..!”

[@vaibhavkumar7292]

The pain in Michael's eyes tells u he realised that they weren't jokes

[@mr.perfect2852]

Oscar: Me das una úlcera cada vez que me despierto y tengo que venir para trabajar, para ti, para ti. (He says ursela 😂😂)

[@ikarusxv]

Not a native speaker...

[@angelvalladares5555]

That’s just because of his accent

[@hayfire]

Translation (Google Translate): "You give me an ulcer every time I wake up and I have to come to work, for you, for you"

"... I know where this is going", "do ya?" "no......."

[@MatthewG1247]

Stanley is right about michael, despite the fact that michael's moments are funny.

[@maryjanehansen7947]

exactly lol he's fun to watch but he's so fucking annoying

[@anonymoushumanhi]

I seriously wanna know how Toby would’ve flamed Michael. I wanna see him be merciless lmao.

[@tanya-xoxo]

1:32 "I'm gonna kill you" LMFAO

[@DavidPeters1]

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

[@nobody6032]

It's over

[@khushgandhi8791]

In 10 mins of Michael Scott getting roasted, you just had to put one Toby roast too 6:45

[@mrsinho1116]

5:10 You're fired like a heart attack. 5:33 This was a fake firing Says a lot about Stanley's future

[@MohitGupta-sj3xq]

Somehow, Dwight roast was the meanest of all, given he was most devoted to him and roast that he did was just a mean comment. It actually wants me to just skip the part, much like Scott's tots.

[@bugsbunny1076]

mean comment? dwight was defending micael so he responds and repeatedly calls him an idiot. michael is a horid human being so the fact that he insulted the one person who was on his side is yet ANOTHER one of stupid mistakes where he recieves a direct consequene.

[@lauriewhite8153]

Oscar responding with "don't you mean Koi Story"

[@meganaaron9751]

3:00 I only just realised that Michael says "...again." So this is not the first time he's bought women's clothes 😂

[@alexcrawford5350]

I like Dwight trying to protect Michael by explaining the others’ insults.

[@christophercollins3632]

Michael ran over me with a car…ba-dum tss. 😄

[@rp1526]

I wish you could have added when Michael came back from these jabs. He came back to the office and roasted all of them back, it turned out Jim avoided helping Michael when he was falling, etc.

[@abhishekanand896]

"Did you Find Nemo" - Creed Bratton

[@frankanderson6339]

1:07 love Stanley’s Eddie Murphy laugh

[@Pohajalebisamosakachori]

Stanley - *drinks Jim's OJ and doesn't realise that it isn't his hot coffee* Also Stanley - did you say Koi pond?

[@adisasifuna1329]

"...So I don't think this is just a women's suit. At the very least it's bisexual"😂😂 IKDR💗💜💙

[@alexcrawford5350]

Ha! “If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott.” (Michael sheepishly smiles)

[@cion.j]

Omg when he started laughing I heard gru 😂

[@bryansanchez421]

I really would like to hear Toby's roast to Michael haha

[@hamhahami165]

Dwight's roast was personal

[@CowboyKuntry25]

Eren was such a nice person. Rarely had a bad moment

[@abolishice591]

“I don’t think that this is totally just a women’s suit, at the very least it’s bisexual”

[@KilluhMon2020]

The fact that is 10:00 and not 9:59 would bug michael scott 😂

[@saifahmedshariff7219]

"did u find Nemo?" 😂

[@rohangangan8327]

The Only thing I found funny about this whole thing was when Angela asked - So a child had fallen in?? Not Yet!!!!

[@salma31000]

Dwight’s roast was so mean … sheesh I’d cry if I was him .. ouch

[@stuart2202]

at 2:53 his suit becomes unbuttoned between cuts

[@bugsbunny1076]

it was never buttoned

[@isaiahpero7837]

Michael bought his suit out of a bin that other people were "rifling" through? Where was he shopping for suits? A homeless shelter? 😂

[@alexcrawford5350]

“At the very least, it’s bisexual.”

[@DiscGolfFA]

Dwight was snappin

[@hadesmusic1175]

this channel rocks

[@BeazerProductions]

Oscar: "You give me an ulcer!"

[@AdamG1983]

The only bad thing was we were robbed of Ryan roasting Michael

[@Jack-fr9hz]

I wonder if watching this or Scott's tots would be more painful for Michael? 😂🤔

[@matthewriley7826]

Three vasectomies and getting them reversed was probably more painful.

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

King clawthrone is so soft that he doesn’t deserve to be the king of demons

[@intothefrayyo]

1:46 I can name Pixar movies too 😑😒

[@AnubhabLeo]

8:28 Hey That's Chatur Ramalingam

[@stationeryboo]

What did Oscar say at 6:39?

[@matthewriley7826]

Really went after Michaels intelligence here. Dozens of online IQ tests would prove them wrong.

[@bugsbunny1076]

You sure? you're saying that as if online IQ tests have any worth

[@inspirit1772]

I would love to know what Oscar said to Michael 😂

[@dixiecripps7792]

I want to know what Toby was going to say

[@eltucanification]

It's something like "I get an ulcer every time I wake up because of you, and I still have to work for you!"

[@carlosrico4938]

@@eltucanification Exactly that

[@PropaneTreeFiddy]

1:30 menacing kevin

[@A_d_e_k]

I would love to understand what Oscar says about Michael...even though I can speak Spanish, I only understand a couple of his words lol.

[@danudadude]

Mark Baum really left the finance game after the GFC didn't he.

[@xiaofeiliu3191]

Jim broke at 03:51😁

[@shofisstar]

I really want to feel bad for him but like geez dude!!

[@yagesh287]

"You don't have any family friends, or any land" is very dark if you think about it.

[@soitsanightmare]

Pathetic,short little man.

[@everythingsucks7559]

Flounder :: i Barely Know Her

[@burger8574]

Can someone translate 6:38 😭?

[@xenolambrose7261]

Spiderface 🤣

[@Bulldozz1-1]

Pam’s roast was the worst as she made a very sensitive remark. Kelly and Angela were good.

[@alonsobruni8131]

These roasts are really not that serious, except "you don't have any land"

[@danielnajerabetancourt8415]

Imagine Patrice oNeal’s character roasting him ! Or at least Darry, man

[@BosnianDragon]

Boom! Roasted.

[@robloxgamermaster4202]

Woah now, title says exactly 9:59, but I see 10. I feel deceived

[@agustinra1007]

1:17 Kevin can be really mean

[@beardymcgee4421]

How Stanley talks to Michael about being fired is how I need to talk to women I’m not interested in, but I’m too nice.

[@bugsbunny1076]

why are you walking up to random women? leave them alone creep

[@AmakaN.]

He should have allowed Toby 😉

[@roboshrimp9023]

Never got the womans suit thing to be funny to me it never matters who its made for as long as you look good in it and michael was looking fab-u-lous 💅💅✨✨ lol

[@dirtymike3329]

Anybody from the warehouse 😂

[@rihannaspataru5638]

9:00

[@beardymcgee4421]

This is the pretend Christians in high school making fun of me every fucking day.

[@tomer9952]

What was Oscar saying at the roast for Spanish speakers

[@jinx55555]

Jimbo xD

[@nehilshrivastava8114]

What is the thing that Oscar said?

[@isabellalam08]

HOW SMALL IS IT??

[@photocide17]

Microsoft

[@AlexandeRSciswoR]

If it was be an Ipod, it would be a shuffle!

[@BlackDiamond2718]

I m g o n n a k i l l y o u

[@stephanielynes7327]

Roasted 😅

[@fishing-a-duckling6407]

Does anyone know what oscar was saying 😂

[@immortalsoup4897]

5:50

[@alexcrawford5350]

Hah!, don’t you mean, “Koi Story”?

[@alexcrawford5350]

Not making fun of Michael though.

[@luvkiahh3737]

can someone please tell me what oscar said lmao