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@ComedyBites
@ComedyBites 3 жыл бұрын
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@Colayith
@Colayith 2 жыл бұрын
Ron's dead stare with bloodshot eyes as he says "There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins" is beautiful.
@0g0dn0
@0g0dn0 2 жыл бұрын
When my cousin was a baby/toddler, his thing was Barney. I had to suffer through that. He’s a father himself now. I am satisfied knowing he shares my pain.
@0g0dn0
@0g0dn0 2 жыл бұрын
And more I just heard #3 is on the way. Good for him.
@steelgear3876
@steelgear3876 2 жыл бұрын
Ever since my son was born these scenes have a whole new meaning to me.
@mmcdonn1
@mmcdonn1 2 жыл бұрын
He delivered that line perfectly. So funny.
@5h3nn0ng
@5h3nn0ng 2 жыл бұрын
Blame Ann for letting the kids play with her medical tools
@elosougui5264
@elosougui5264 3 жыл бұрын
Andy is the adopted son Ron never knew he had, but needed in his life.
@italatin18
@italatin18 3 жыл бұрын
He has a son, John (middle name redacted) Swanson.
@burginewells6100
@burginewells6100 3 жыл бұрын
@@italatin18 That is a very Swanson response
@valentin7693
@valentin7693 3 жыл бұрын
April would be that tho, andy is pretty dumb to be Ron's son lol
@LBBKPHILLY
@LBBKPHILLY 2 жыл бұрын
Ron was the best step dad to Andy that isn't with Andy's mom Tammy anymore, but they are still connected.
@Stonedasfcowboy2003
@Stonedasfcowboy2003 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad, Ron does have a son and his name is "John" not Andy
@vitaemins4527
@vitaemins4527 Жыл бұрын
as funny as it sounds, ron is such a natural romantic. if my husband was out on a walk and came back to me and said "i found the perfect tree for our baby's crib. i will build it, meticulously over the next few months with my own two hands".. let me tell you that sounds like one of the most romantic things in the world.
@ninabina8
@ninabina8 Жыл бұрын
I agreeee .. if my husband did that, I would want him to put ANOTHER baby in me tbfh
@PDuggs
@PDuggs 7 ай бұрын
if you can find it, nick offerman's standup "american ham" is fantastic!
@AlexBadger
@AlexBadger 5 ай бұрын
Agreed, it has a rugged yet touching primal quality to it.
@matheussanthiago9685
@matheussanthiago9685 3 ай бұрын
​@@PDuggs "the first taste of a cold beer after a hard day of work tastes like the jeez of the lord almighty himself" That line stook with me
@sandflame5811
@sandflame5811 3 ай бұрын
My gran do that for my granma, after he need to do 3 more
@reubenrozeyt5716
@reubenrozeyt5716 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew: "Oh Ron cool baby." He is so chill🤣
@tracylazzarotto5068
@tracylazzarotto5068 3 жыл бұрын
Baby*
@naomilamont3277
@naomilamont3277 3 жыл бұрын
And Ron appreciates that chill response "Thank you Andrew"
@zrtl8774
@zrtl8774 2 жыл бұрын
Said the same thing to my friend. He and me have beers every other day
@iamsethhasting8911
@iamsethhasting8911 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me when I saw my first, second, and third nephew.
@c63w204W
@c63w204W 2 жыл бұрын
Just what Ron wanted
@aleandra3945
@aleandra3945 3 жыл бұрын
ron: **fixing things while explaining** his baby: -👄-
@harrisonthecarguy3734
@harrisonthecarguy3734 3 жыл бұрын
He's a good listener
@davidtheepicone
@davidtheepicone 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonthecarguy3734 Like all Swansons. One of the best listening bloodlines in all of America.
@0g0dn0
@0g0dn0 2 жыл бұрын
This is the correct procedure when one has a baby. Who cares if they don’t understand? Someday they will.
@Ancaryvan
@Ancaryvan 2 жыл бұрын
😐 The Baby is sedated during the filming 🎥.
@velco941
@velco941 Жыл бұрын
@@Ancaryvan I believe sir that your information is bollok
@killereria9945
@killereria9945 2 жыл бұрын
Ron will never openly admit it but you can tell he genuinely loves the girls being 100% obsessed with him and when andy’s around and being a kid with them he’s definitely confused but happy.
@WarriorofCathar
@WarriorofCathar 2 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious how much he loves them and Diane, but at the same time he's still Ron Swanson and therefore the desperate chugging of Lagavulin 16 after a whole day with the kids.
@stacyhamilton2619
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
I disingenuously disagree and demur.
@harmonicajay91
@harmonicajay91 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Ron Swanson's entire character arc this series was becoming more and more open with his emotions after what could be considered a psychologically traumatic life. He was raised by a lunatic survivalist, was groomed by and married the woman who helped deliver him (Who also had the same name as his mom), and married a crazy psychobitch who brought out the worst in him (And had the same name as his first wife and his mom). I'd like to believe that all this pretty much closed him off from people and it was Leslie and the Parks Department that helped him come out of his shell. Then he started hanging out with Andy (The adopted son he never knew he had) and because of that he met Diane and her kids and actually had a healthy and meaningful relationship that was good for him. He became a father to her daughters and to their son. Him fully admitting that he loved Diane is such a sweet moment that shows how much she and the girls changed him. Ron still kept his core values in the end, but he also learned to compromise and bend. The ending where he takes a job in the Federal Government as leader of a National Park and tells a bunch of strangers his FULL NAME is the climax of his story. He's learned to open himself up and to let people in. It's one reason why I love this series. The characters truly grew as people.
@fourleafclover2064
@fourleafclover2064 Жыл бұрын
Excellent analysis
@oneleafaday348
@oneleafaday348 Жыл бұрын
This hits different, in a way, after watching episode 3 of The Last of Us
@TK-7193
@TK-7193 Жыл бұрын
@@oneleafaday348 that man must be distantly related to ron swanson.
@Jason-qg1gx
@Jason-qg1gx Жыл бұрын
U writing a book?
@TK-7193
@TK-7193 Жыл бұрын
@@guyincognito8440 to destroy them from the inside.
@him050
@him050 2 жыл бұрын
“My son is several weeks old, he is quite familiar with the sound of power tools.” I love that line too much!
@nightlynoctotv
@nightlynoctotv 3 жыл бұрын
"There's more than one crib tree in a forest. That's not a lesson, just a comment on lumber availability." Ron Swanson has so many golden lines.
@snsmystic
@snsmystic 3 жыл бұрын
Love it! I'm glad tParks and rec ended before 20202, he'd be sad to see the state of lumber availability this year, 2021.
@SLocoKnight
@SLocoKnight Жыл бұрын
@@snsmystic How are things in the distant future of 20202? Do we finally have flying cars?
@ironshield2154
@ironshield2154 Жыл бұрын
@@SLocoKnight There is no flying cars, only Doc McStuffins
@etlarm5514
@etlarm5514 Жыл бұрын
@@ironshield2154 based response
@EnycmaPie
@EnycmaPie 3 жыл бұрын
Andy is Ron's 30+ year old son who he still needs to bring to the dentist.
@Delightfully_Witchy
@Delightfully_Witchy 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think Andy was supposed to be 30+ at the time. I think he was supposed to be early-mid 20s, if I'm not mistaken. Otherwise it would be "eyebrow raising", but not exactly scandalous, that he's dating late teens/early 20s April.
@stvk99
@stvk99 2 жыл бұрын
@@Delightfully_Witchy Andy was 29 and April was 21 when they started dating. it was confirmed in the episode when Tom told him about the "half your age +7" rule about dating younger girls.
@levipeterken4020
@levipeterken4020 2 жыл бұрын
@@Delightfully_Witchy Eh it's not much of a difference. Plenty of 50 year olds dat mid 30 year olds
@chickenisindeedmystyle7316
@chickenisindeedmystyle7316 2 жыл бұрын
That’s different, since both are well into their adulthood imo
@ironwraith852
@ironwraith852 2 жыл бұрын
@Halloween All Year Round y’know, Andy did tell Ron that he was experimented on by the government because he had a big head as a baby. Prolly not true, or related to why he is the way he is, but it’s interesting.
@wet0wl
@wet0wl 2 жыл бұрын
Ron treating John like a full grown adult is the best thing ever.
@yomama5368
@yomama5368 2 жыл бұрын
ron testing the crib by hitting it with his truck and then the camera showing us the dent is underrated
@MrJesusrosario
@MrJesusrosario Жыл бұрын
I thought that was the funniest thing in the whole video.
@Khontis
@Khontis Жыл бұрын
I know people who do stuff like that, though more for carriers and car seats. Drop them down a large stairwell or have someone throw it out the back of a truck going 40mph. Yea it has the seat secured and stuff in an accident but you'll find the weakest spots quickly.
@Countdownsmiles
@Countdownsmiles 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh that "property of pawnee government" onesie could've gotten Jerry killed
@ZbJeeBies
@ZbJeeBies 2 жыл бұрын
ron spiked it into the trash and it took all i had to keep it together 😂
@buttonsfan
@buttonsfan 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly a onesie that says “Property of _____” just seems gross.
@kellynolen498
@kellynolen498 2 жыл бұрын
@@buttonsfan i mean you could swing it as property of heaven implying that the babies your little angel but it still would be tacky
@buttonsfan
@buttonsfan 2 жыл бұрын
@@kellynolen498 okay that one seems okay. However if it’s something like “property of a lucky parent,” still seems pretty scummy
@ausnahmenwerfer5570
@ausnahmenwerfer5570 2 жыл бұрын
@@kellynolen498 "Property of heaven" sounds like dead.
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame Leslie for freaking out over there being a baby in Ron’s office, especially given how much she loves to celebrate moments like this.😉😂
@CadySharpe
@CadySharpe 3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that’s the reason he didn’t tell her
@dash4800
@dash4800 2 жыл бұрын
@@CadySharpe that and it's also nobody's business.
@alexanderhussussian5653
@alexanderhussussian5653 2 жыл бұрын
Leslie needs to lay out of everyone’s business
@nickthedrawer
@nickthedrawer Жыл бұрын
Why would she need to know about that?
@rainmanslim4611
@rainmanslim4611 2 жыл бұрын
Andy: "hey Ron, cool baby!" Ron: "thank you andrew" I love that little exchange
@nickkuiper32
@nickkuiper32 2 жыл бұрын
Like he is talking about new shoes🤣
@anthonyblocker97
@anthonyblocker97 2 жыл бұрын
It’s simple and to-the-point, just the way Ron prefers conversation 🤣
@edsonpacheco294
@edsonpacheco294 2 жыл бұрын
I like to think that, that was Ron's favorite complement
@crimson1427
@crimson1427 2 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite
@Richard__Cranium
@Richard__Cranium 2 жыл бұрын
It's my go to line the first time I meet a friend's kid/baby.
@MikeMJPMUNCH
@MikeMJPMUNCH 3 жыл бұрын
"There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins." an updated version of this would be "There is no quiet anymore. There is only Baby Shark."
@mattcoyle1620
@mattcoyle1620 3 жыл бұрын
I feel Ron would tolerate Doc McStuffin more than Baby Shark. Doc McStuffin, while doctor-esque, does do maintenance (albeit to toys). Baby Shark is simply demonic choirs to him.
@Sarah-yz5ne
@Sarah-yz5ne 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattcoyle1620 demonic choirs to everyone
@izzyme989
@izzyme989 3 жыл бұрын
More like Cocomelon
@Peanut_Von_Strudel
@Peanut_Von_Strudel 2 жыл бұрын
There is only Paw Patrol or Pa Pa Cho as my Nephew likes to call it.
@logandysico957
@logandysico957 2 жыл бұрын
Or Fancy Nancy
@zohaibhaider
@zohaibhaider 2 жыл бұрын
Ron is the real hero of this series, he doesnt judge people on who they are, dont force them to do things he wants, doesnt force his beliefs on others, strongly willed and principled. always there to help his coworkers and friends, great dad and husband. A great positive male role model for others to follow.
@laughingsnake1989
@laughingsnake1989 2 жыл бұрын
I mean Ron is a libertarian after all lol
@dylansickinger545
@dylansickinger545 2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t say he totally doesn’t force his beliefs on people but other than that I agree
@avalasialove
@avalasialove Жыл бұрын
Except for that episode when he tried to convince an elementary school girl that the government was out to get her when she was supposed to write a report on why government matters.
@employee962
@employee962 Жыл бұрын
@@avalasialove well she asked what he thought of local government and he obliged
@avalasialove
@avalasialove Жыл бұрын
@@employee962 Fair enough. Besides, it was pretty funny.
@stevenmcnabb9185
@stevenmcnabb9185 2 жыл бұрын
"There is no quiet anymore; there is only Doc McStuffins." As a father of three I can fully attest to this.
@Lily-gh4lv
@Lily-gh4lv 3 жыл бұрын
I love that when Leslie calls everyone in Ron looks super stressed out like everyone’s going to ask him questions and annoy him now, Andy just says cool baby Ron 😂 the dude who gets most excited by everything knows Ron well enough to keep his cool and be respectful, I love that small detail
@Palemagpie
@Palemagpie 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all acknowledge that the only woman who could tame Ron was freaking Xena warrior princess. And that it the the appropriate response.
@RonJohn63
@RonJohn63 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the casting director had that in mind.
@anastasiaweatherspoon6111
@anastasiaweatherspoon6111 9 ай бұрын
i know right. anyone who is anyone should know who Lucy Lawless is even i know who she is. Lucy is amazing.
@Storytime4now6767
@Storytime4now6767 2 ай бұрын
It took a cylon
@fenixchief7
@fenixchief7 2 ай бұрын
It could literally only be a woman named Lucy "Lawless"
@reno145
@reno145 2 жыл бұрын
"Am I interrupting something important?" "Impossible. I work for the Government." A greater truth has never been told.
@datartisttho1987
@datartisttho1987 2 жыл бұрын
9:10 I love how John looks up at Ron like he understands everything, like “Yes. Intriguing, father.”
@bartoszdulas1703
@bartoszdulas1703 3 жыл бұрын
What I love about this scene when Xena invites Ron to trick'or treating is that she barely holds herself not to laugh at Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt
@Horzinicla
@Horzinicla 2 жыл бұрын
You said it yourself. People hate openly religious celebrities, it isn't cool to believe in something to them
@demonking86420
@demonking86420 2 жыл бұрын
@Tara Allen and what's another bad icing on the already terrible cake is that the group who argue with those religious comments that you say are "much worse"; they're also very extreme. And it's always a bad recipe when two opposing extremes clash, both sides just further take it as proof they're in the right direction. Ron's monologue really fits well. "What religion am I? I'm a practicing 'None of your f***ing business'."
@skyfalldeadpool1633
@skyfalldeadpool1633 2 жыл бұрын
I love that you called her Xena bahahaha
@anastasiaweatherspoon6111
@anastasiaweatherspoon6111 9 ай бұрын
i noticed that 2.
@bartoszdulas1703
@bartoszdulas1703 9 ай бұрын
@@skyfalldeadpool1633 she'll always be Xena. She was one of my first crushes as a kid. Next to Princess Leia.
@owenlewis6399
@owenlewis6399 3 жыл бұрын
“Weighed multiple pounds and several ounces”
@0g0dn0
@0g0dn0 3 жыл бұрын
He was born… some time ago.
@CaLypSO4456
@CaLypSO4456 2 жыл бұрын
“John-middle name redacted-Swanson”
@RBAWintrow
@RBAWintrow 2 жыл бұрын
Technically correct. The best kind of correct!
@sophistanonym1703
@sophistanonym1703 2 жыл бұрын
Only idiots measure people in length. We will measure his "height" as soon as he is able to stand of his own volition.
@kisermooney7165
@kisermooney7165 3 жыл бұрын
I want to see Dwight put Ron's crib through the durability test 😄
@saravg235
@saravg235 3 жыл бұрын
This needs to be made ASAP!
@joeljustin
@joeljustin 2 жыл бұрын
A crossover we surely need!
@earl4810
@earl4810 2 жыл бұрын
Never knew I needed to see this till now lmao
@rhett1029
@rhett1029 2 жыл бұрын
“I like Dwight”
@fireflyeclipse
@fireflyeclipse 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think Ron doesn’t have fish and that he asked for fish food to mess with Leslie/throw out inaccurate information to throw everyone off the scent
@suziequzie
@suziequzie 3 жыл бұрын
Very insightful observation, Janis.
@ChonoRock1198
@ChonoRock1198 2 жыл бұрын
@@suziequzie this comment is goated
@AidanTheCross
@AidanTheCross 2 жыл бұрын
​@@ChonoRock1198 Indeed so Fredrick
@VampirusX
@VampirusX 3 жыл бұрын
The perfect man! Has always everything under control, a handyman, father of the year... and sort of romantic!
@arm279145
@arm279145 2 жыл бұрын
Ron’s crib did that level of damage to what appears to be a 1977ish ford f-series pickup, and emerged unscathed. I fully believe that crib would protect from missiles.
@cruelreality7497
@cruelreality7497 2 жыл бұрын
Only Ron can build missle proof cribs
@JeffreyGoddin
@JeffreyGoddin 2 жыл бұрын
You may be approximately correct, but for some reason, whenever I attempt to guess the date of manufacture for a pickup truck, it turns out to be 5-10 years older...
@arm279145
@arm279145 2 жыл бұрын
@@JeffreyGoddin IMcDb says it’s a ‘78.
@TheSchmandarinOrange
@TheSchmandarinOrange 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad that Ron paid for Mario’s education
@0g0dn0
@0g0dn0 3 жыл бұрын
He paid for Star Lord’s education. There is no Mario here.
@thesheto8962
@thesheto8962 3 жыл бұрын
He payed for Emmet’s education
@JSmellerM
@JSmellerM 2 жыл бұрын
He clearly paid for Bright's education.
@christstwin6606
@christstwin6606 2 жыл бұрын
...garfield
@0g0dn0
@0g0dn0 2 жыл бұрын
Ooh, unless Ron were to play Mario instead. Not the ideal choice, maybe, but he’d make a lot more sense than Pratt.
@PimpLenin
@PimpLenin 2 жыл бұрын
I loved it when he said the world is full of assholes. That’s pretty much what I told my son. “The world is full of assholes. It doesn’t mean you have to be one.”
@CaLypSO4456
@CaLypSO4456 2 жыл бұрын
Prob the first thing I’ll tell to my kid if I ever have one. It’s the honest truth really.
@radfatdaddy4169
@radfatdaddy4169 2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. Have told both my boys that same exact thing.
@hotdamndan9892
@hotdamndan9892 3 жыл бұрын
Leslie is probably the only person in the world who knows Ron more than anyone else, and even her was surprised by Ron having a pet fish. 😂
@Ducsuper
@Ducsuper 3 жыл бұрын
She know his birthday!
@benediktjostingmeier4519
@benediktjostingmeier4519 3 жыл бұрын
I love how andy‘s reaction is so great for ron
@muratkahraman8743
@muratkahraman8743 3 жыл бұрын
As Ron saod before "This office is full of woman and that includes the man but Andy is someone I can appreciate"
@boga-tier6609
@boga-tier6609 2 жыл бұрын
I will always think that Andy is canonically the godfather of Rons' son and canonically the adoptive son of Ron. He is the other half that Ron isn't but in a good way. He is more emotional and wild, while Ron is stern and calm. But the two make a good "partnership" that isn't toxic or bad, just wholesome.
@Chronohome
@Chronohome Жыл бұрын
0:03 Anyone notice that Ron's computer desktop completely empty, EXCEPT for the recycle bin? A callback and a character trait rolled into one! I love this show.
@ellnats
@ellnats 2 жыл бұрын
so far i dont think we ever see John Swanson cry, he's a Swan-Son
@MarnieGolde7
@MarnieGolde7 2 жыл бұрын
If anything, he deserves a Swan Song for it.
@TheVoxbox13
@TheVoxbox13 2 жыл бұрын
Badum tish
@a_literal_brick
@a_literal_brick 2 жыл бұрын
"Whoa Ron! Cool baby!" Probably the only response he appreciated
@ericmojave6061
@ericmojave6061 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s why I love Moby Duck. No fufú symbolism. Just a tale about a man who hates an animal.”
@JaqenHghar.
@JaqenHghar. 3 жыл бұрын
The giant white duck
@Nutsaur
@Nutsaur 2 жыл бұрын
One of the few times Ron is so very wrong.
@0g0dn0
@0g0dn0 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nutsaur It’s not that he got it wrong, it’s that this is all he got out of it.
@RonJohn63
@RonJohn63 2 жыл бұрын
@@0g0dn0 that's all any Real Man needs to get out of it.
@yoshpeters3079
@yoshpeters3079 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nutsaur not wrong he is spot on it’s about a man that hates an animal and it’s about a fish.
@riverrojas2036
@riverrojas2036 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Diane's girls gained a big little brother: Andy, Ron's adopted son, haha
@lovecraftbaby
@lovecraftbaby 2 жыл бұрын
andy's "oh ron, cool baby" is my favorite line i say it to all my friends with babies lmao
@Bergen98
@Bergen98 Жыл бұрын
3:15 - Ron's older kid playing with his younger daughters, how beautiful!
@rezin9714
@rezin9714 Жыл бұрын
“Oh Ron, cool baby” “Thank you Andrew.” Amazing lines
@thecashier2
@thecashier2 2 жыл бұрын
That little look Ron gives when he's refilling his glass with booze is priceless 5:12
@thecabin3995
@thecabin3995 Жыл бұрын
Ron with the whisky after the kids is the most dad thing I’ve ever seen
@mattcap11
@mattcap11 3 жыл бұрын
There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.
@TheCConnoll1
@TheCConnoll1 2 жыл бұрын
Love Ron having his baby (plus the fish) in secret. I always saw it as a silent revenge/F you to Leslie for learning his birthday all those years ago and trying to plan all the special events in his life since.
@raine420
@raine420 2 жыл бұрын
4:13 ah, nice to hear Dutch’s voice again🥰
@Stupidhaole808
@Stupidhaole808 2 жыл бұрын
HE HAD A PLAN TO FIX THAT RADIATOR! Mangoes
@palindrome2599
@palindrome2599 Жыл бұрын
HAVE FAITH, RON.
@PorkBafat
@PorkBafat 8 ай бұрын
First they fix the floor , next they go to Tahiti
@Heatstruct
@Heatstruct 2 жыл бұрын
The way I see it, Ron has a adult daughter in April, a son in law in Andy, two child daughters and a infant son and a grandchild. All in all a pretty rounded family
@dayschange2
@dayschange2 2 жыл бұрын
I would have loved more scenes of Ron with this children, but of course that would be too much personal info for Ron to willingly share.
@cthulhu9136
@cthulhu9136 2 жыл бұрын
Dude Ron is the perfect father to Andy and April Little does Diane know she adopted them as well in the marriage
@jinxiejae
@jinxiejae 3 жыл бұрын
"Remember, most people in this world are assholes." He's not wrong.
@theblackheart5727
@theblackheart5727 Жыл бұрын
My Dad is a sweet, comedic version of Ron Swanson. No nonsense, extremely handy, and very firm in his beliefs. Now, I’m a good man and so is my 20+ year old son. We had an excellent example. Every young man deserves what me and my son received. Good day to you all.
@Boggeddown_
@Boggeddown_ Жыл бұрын
seeing Dutch Van Der Lind walking around with a clipboard was something i didnt know I needed ( 4:13 )
@TheRealCC3
@TheRealCC3 Жыл бұрын
I have a plan, John.
@finleyhearon2510
@finleyhearon2510 2 жыл бұрын
Diane: How were they, really? Ron, covered in stickers and getting his loafers painted red: Couldn't have been better
@mantaship
@mantaship 2 жыл бұрын
"My son is several weeks old. ...He is very familiar with the sound of power tools."
@kalvin187douglas
@kalvin187douglas 2 жыл бұрын
2:37 Diane: “Hey am I interrupting something important?” Ron: “Impossible. I work for the government.”
@vanesalodico7798
@vanesalodico7798 2 жыл бұрын
I lovethe thumpnail, showing Ron's proud smile while holding his son.
@Manny4356
@Manny4356 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, when Jerry brought in that “Property of Pawnee Government” outfit for the baby. 😳😳😳
@ScorpionStrike7
@ScorpionStrike7 Жыл бұрын
Andy playing with the girls like an older brother is so wholesome
@WereDictionary
@WereDictionary 2 жыл бұрын
3:10 I love this scene because Andy is the best wingman. Yet again.
@lady_spacesis
@lady_spacesis Жыл бұрын
Ron so begrudgingly saying "come on John" to a baby was the one that got me
@guythat779
@guythat779 2 жыл бұрын
Andy is too precious "hey Ron cool baby"
@N0B0DYC4RE
@N0B0DYC4RE 2 жыл бұрын
"I approached the tree and murdered it."😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣 And now my coworker think I'm crazy
@FarmerJAB
@FarmerJAB 4 ай бұрын
Underrated line
@codynovak8259
@codynovak8259 2 жыл бұрын
It's perfectly safe. I tested it by hitting it with my truck. Crib: not a scratch Truck: right side completely fucked up. Lmao
@liamnevilleviolist1809
@liamnevilleviolist1809 Жыл бұрын
6:52 Chris prattles on about very meaningful parenting tips, whilst Ron simply blows off some useless sawdust from a dowel of pine ahahaha. I don't know if this was intentional, but it was brilliant to watch and see for myself as both a part-time babysitter and part-time carpenter!
@BoredInAfrica
@BoredInAfrica 2 жыл бұрын
Ron swanson and uncle iroh in the same film would give us all the life lessons needed
@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult
@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult 3 жыл бұрын
It's moments like these that make me miss my dad
@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult
@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult 3 жыл бұрын
@@liteknight thanks dude but not necessary came to cope with it years ago just gonna keep on going trying my best to be good person
@keithearley1734
@keithearley1734 2 жыл бұрын
We all need our dads. The most influential, but underrated servants on the planet.
@isabellalam08
@isabellalam08 2 жыл бұрын
Ron has 5 children, ivy, zoey, john, april and andy
@sjferguson
@sjferguson 11 ай бұрын
Ron Swanson with a baby is the sweetest thing ever ❤
@LatIenws
@LatIenws 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 😂😂😂I absolutely love this face of aha moment
@thewin9459
@thewin9459 2 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I don't have a kid, but I somehow understand Ron's pain when his co-workers are surrounded/obsessed with his baby?
@grunt7917
@grunt7917 7 ай бұрын
5:05 Girls: *happy about playing with Ron again* Ron: *DROWNING HIMSELF IN ALCOHOL* 🤣
@jeremytung1632
@jeremytung1632 2 жыл бұрын
We need more Ron Swanson’s in this world.
@christinelin9763
@christinelin9763 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone, I’d like to introduce you to my son, John *middle name redacted* Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down. - Ron Swanson
@lilypartida
@lilypartida Жыл бұрын
I was looking tirelessly for this comment!! 😂😂😂
@ScottLally-v7i
@ScottLally-v7i 11 ай бұрын
ron swanson reminds me a little bit of myself I love quite time , meat and realist
@kalaharigold4290
@kalaharigold4290 3 жыл бұрын
Ron is discretion goals!😂😂😂
@1rotzy
@1rotzy Жыл бұрын
"Oh. Ron, cool baby." "Thank you Andrew. I made him myself. "
@BlackLasher
@BlackLasher Жыл бұрын
That drink after the kids are gone. I felt that.
@Marah_Newton
@Marah_Newton 3 жыл бұрын
2:57 I love Andy! ❤️😂
@naknoll
@naknoll 2 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson, a man who can do more then Dutch's whole crew combined. Probably knows how to farm mangoes too
@mirokovachevich5648
@mirokovachevich5648 2 жыл бұрын
I mean...when the guy in the camp who puts so much money into the money box significantly than literally everyone else and is one of Dutch’s most loyal person in the camp gets chastised for every time he complains even once. Let’s be honest, it’s not much of a compliment when Dutch Vanderlin And Micah Bell are in charge
@brettborder854
@brettborder854 2 жыл бұрын
Why is no one commenting on Ron’s god tier carpentry skills?!?! The man made a crib that caved in the face of his truck without taking even a scratch!!! (Since Ik someone is going to say it yes I am aware the crib didn’t actually wreck the truck in real life ok, just let me enjoy this fun detail of the show lol)
@LostHeadStudios
@LostHeadStudios 2 жыл бұрын
Nick Offerman is a god tier woodworker irl. I wouldn't be surprised if he really made the crib.
@Purellified
@Purellified 3 жыл бұрын
John [REDACTED] Swanson
@PsaroAlex
@PsaroAlex 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when Ron destroyed one of his chairs because it was "too perfect - it looked machine-made..."?
@oojumaflip1
@oojumaflip1 2 жыл бұрын
We all need a Dad like Ron
@photofreak56
@photofreak56 2 жыл бұрын
My dad was in alot of ways like Ron. He was much more liberal but in many ways his actions, and adituted are simular. My dad worked for the local state government though instead of trying to defund it he tried to get more funding and was a life long union orgizer and steward at his work. Dad also liked to make things. Dad wasn't always sure how to be a dad but much like Ron did everything he could to be a good one. He took an interest in me. He made time for me and we see that Ron does that with the girls. he doesn't always understand the why or how but loves them. I also really like that theirs never this feeling of the girls being "step kids" to Ron they are just his kids. You can tell that Ron loves them as much as he loves his own bio son. Which is a rare thing when it comes to TV
@asclark832
@asclark832 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone going to glaze over Dutch doing work on a government building? He must have a plan!
@joefoshoyo
@joefoshoyo 3 жыл бұрын
Arthur, we’re gonna grow mangoes in the pawnee city hall and turn it into Tahiti
@yetigonecrazy
@yetigonecrazy 3 жыл бұрын
I had to scroll way too far to find this, the first Dutch comment. Bless you man of culture
@KingMasey
@KingMasey 3 жыл бұрын
“Arthur my boy, not a minute sooner, it is good to see you.” “Hey-“ “How are you doing Arthur?” “We’ll now that you mention it, I don’t feel too good Dutch, we need more muneh.” “That’s right, don’t worry Arthur, I know just as well as you do we need money, and the fact of the matter is I’ve got the plan for the perfect score.” “Oh yeah? What’s that?” “Third Floor, Pawnee Indiana’s City Hall? We’ll disguise ourselves as noble kind, Workers, I’ll be the foreman and you and Micah are my crew.” “Micah?! Shouldn’t we bring… I don’t know… someone who suits the… unusual finesse for a builder?” “Micah’s perfect, we even practised lines earlier, the point is we’ve got this Arthur, all we have to worry about is that blunt tool, Macklin, and maybe a loose eye. But I promise you, we have got this.” “Hell… yeah, I ain’t got much to lose…” “Plus, extra loot. Micah scoped out the parks and recreation department, some computers that we can take for ourselves and sell to some offshore hackers, none of our business.” “Uhh right…” “Alright, I’ll gather my things you go get Micah, and son…” “What…” “How strong is your power tool…” “Huh?” “It needs to be powered up for this one.” “What the hell are you talking about Dutch.” “Arthur! Look, down, at your crotch… are you gay Arthur?” “it’s… it’s just the way I’m standing.”
@KasbashPlays
@KasbashPlays 2 жыл бұрын
9:31 - How could you splotch your logo over that proud dad smile Ron was sporting?
@aloomey
@aloomey 2 ай бұрын
Literally just said this out loud
@forge4119
@forge4119 Жыл бұрын
1:20 Okay but let's be fair to Ron here, what did Jerry expect? He has been Ron's 'workplace acquaintance' for years since before the series even started, he knows Ron is a diehard Libertarian who hates the government, as Ron makes that as clear as possible since day one, what made him think that showing that in front of Ron would in anyway get a positive response?
@fuqueroji
@fuqueroji 3 жыл бұрын
4:12 Ron could definitely fight gravity at this point.
@katherinefrost6318
@katherinefrost6318 2 жыл бұрын
He's never been one for sticking to plans.
@kreigguardsman3355
@kreigguardsman3355 2 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is the kinda Dad I want to be.
@gibbanos7260
@gibbanos7260 Жыл бұрын
I just realized the guy at 4:13 is the va for Dutch Van Der Linde from rdr
@andrewprince6986
@andrewprince6986 2 жыл бұрын
04:18 Looks like Dutch van der Linde ended up in Pawnee instead of Tahiti.
@Lacucarachadefuego
@Lacucarachadefuego Жыл бұрын
I like how Ron started off as the villain of the show and ended as one of the greatest male role models in TV history
@mortyrickerson6322
@mortyrickerson6322 3 жыл бұрын
Simple man. See Ron swanson, click like
@churlish7851
@churlish7851 2 жыл бұрын
I have become fond of Ron. Hes my favorite character ever.
@risingwind8943
@risingwind8943 10 ай бұрын
I love that he got pissed off not so much because they were annoying, but because of the "Property of gov't" onsie, which goes against EVERYTHING HE BELIEVES. Also, the truth that how much Ron likes spending time with his son also makes him a good dad.
@HEAVYDIAPER
@HEAVYDIAPER 2 жыл бұрын
4:25 The big dude with the beard is Dutch Van Der Linde from the Red Dead games!
@chrisput1024
@chrisput1024 2 жыл бұрын
One of the GREATEST characters in the history of Televison.
@NeedlessExposition
@NeedlessExposition 4 ай бұрын
I love how this compilation shows Ron being a dad not only to his biological son but to his stepdaughters, Andy, April, and even Chris.
@sebastianmartellisr.3587
@sebastianmartellisr.3587 2 жыл бұрын
During my Childhood, I had no Father besides seeing Bruce Willis in Die Hard, we need more John McClane's and Ron Swanson's
@jessythomas5865
@jessythomas5865 2 жыл бұрын
Jake Peralta! Is that you?
@user-gh1ql5uc8t
@user-gh1ql5uc8t Жыл бұрын
That "WHEN DID YOU GET A FISH!?!" always sends me. Lmao.
@RyGuyTheStrong
@RyGuyTheStrong Жыл бұрын
"Oh, Ron. Cool baby!" "Thank you Andrew."
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