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[@Karol-cj9fy]

the Kim Kardashian line and the delivery were perfect... never ceases to amaze me

[@SeanBoyce-gp]

100%. I also love how fast Aubrey Plaza is positioned to thump him on the shoulder. It feels like she gets it just like 20 milliseconds before everyone else and the slap easily coulda been in character.

[@painstruck01]

​@@SeanBoyce-gpshe's, like, "way ahead of you"

[@BurnMoneyBeats]

Its the slap that gives the laugh its high energy.

[@The-Dom]

I rewatched it so many times. The timing is perfect "well..."

[@The-Dom]

​@@BurnMoneyBeatsyeah even the slap timing was perfect

[@comicmaster217]

Champion is still the only actor on set who never broke and always kept it professional

[@rileychristensen3854]

Wrong, it broke multiple times in the show

[@gsgbm]

Truly a pawfessional

[@RobotComments]

He broke his leg

[@michaelhard9765]

God Save Little Sebastian

[@Chuckdiesel86]

How dare you disrespect Lil Sebastian like that. He was a consummate professional.

[@Aegorraasreturned]

Aubrey clocked the Kim Kardashian joke before anyone else

[@jessiehomans8309]

Right? You see her reach to smack him before he gets to the punchline. Those two had such chemistry

[@motor-3734]

@@jessiehomans8309 Yep. A perfect pair. It also really shows in the episode where they all get wasted at the Snake Lounge.

[@donjones4719]

It's clear she's seen the video (or heard detailed descriptions of it) and knew right away where Chris was going. She knows him so well! And she has a very bawdy minds herself - that helped.

[@ElEspectroDeLaMi]

She was the one spending the most time with Pratt on-set, so she probably knew him as well as April knew Andy.

[@bhelliom3]

“kiss me… don’t fucking touch me. Kiss me.” That dude is gonna be having dreams about that for the rest of his life.

[@robfab5204]

I would too

[@removechan10298]

he popped one on set for sure

That makes two of us.

[@tomoakley760]

"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me."

[@chrisp2805]

I don’t think anyone knew how to react - she dropped the f bomb early in that!

[@keyser456]

Nothing funnier than watching Offerman (Ron Swanson) breaking character! Pratt might just be one of the funniest guys on the planet.

[@JohnSmith-wl8ts]

before he lost all the weight and became super religious, hasn't done anything funny since

[@PoliticalyOK]

Lololololol someone’s jealous.

[@shago6684]

​@JohnSmith-wl8ts I blame the cancel culture. They twisted everything he said. Accused him of hating his son. Freaking losers

[@RLS_91]

@@JohnSmith-wl8ts you mean improved his life?

[@scottwebster8756]

Chris used to be funny. In Zero Dark Thirty he was keeping the SEALs loose with his sense of humor.

[@richard84738]

The way he said "feet" was so amazing

[@TheJerbol]

You gonna put them on your _fHeeet_ ?

[@comadoof]

Made me feel wrong for liking feet. Lol

[@Beatmeater87]

@@comadoofbruh

[@louisryan5815]

@@comadoof good. You should feel wrong more often

[@heyheytaytay]

"He's actually inside me" is gold.

[@Kossu777]

I'm like 99% sure that phrase is in the final cut o.0

[@Aegorraasreturned]

Kathryn Hahn was so good in this role.

[@shago6684]

Lucky guy

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

She clearly says in me

[@peanutbutter4435]

@@Aegorraasreturnedthat wasn’t her…

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

OMG to the “Insert” one and I love Adam getting in on Chris’s drawing.😂😂😂

[@captd80]

Aziz looking fascinated by their drawing was low key funny.

[@ElEspectroDeLaMi]

Jason Mantzoukas' completely straight-faced, dry delivery is what sells that joke. He says "Oh, because it's been in someone" like that's a completely normal thing to say.

[@mrcrowe1848]

3:31 my man just developed a whole fetish from that, look at him fighting for his soul

[@violetscott1980]

I love how Chris was always making Nick break character 😂

[@Clawed9]

Its not inappropriate but Andy's "It says you have network connectivity issues.." joke is top-tier for me. Also, It was Chris' original :D

[@chrism6880]

One of the writers called that the best joke in the show, and said he wanted to cut it because it was too funny and not his writing

[@dustinweber1945]

I always laugh the hardest at that one

[@4231jerome]

@@chrism6880yeah I love how frustrated he was that Chris Pratt could just come up with something that clever off the top of his head 😂

[@QuixoticCowboy]

​@chrism6880 not just one of the writers. It was Mike Schurr the creator of the show. He also called it the best joke of the entire show

[@nathanbillings3438]

The best joke on TV ever

[@lazaromurad322]

Don't take it out until I scream HAHAHHAHA genius!

[@gr8dvd]

Got the joke but curious/missed the setup… oven, garage, ???

[@lazaromurad322]

@@gr8dvd guess

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

“Are you gonna throw up or smile” 😭😂

[@trump45and2zig-zags]

Who is that guy?! I haven't watched much and first I've seen him but he's hilarious

[@K40L4]

@@trump45and2zig-zags He and his sister are the funniest characters from this show and the only reason Aziz still had a job there.

[@K40L4]

"Money pweeeeese"

[@jamesfromthecomputer]

Chris Pratt’s network connectivity improv joke is one of the best jokes on the show

[@Luggi83]

I think it's a tie between this and the comeback joke, though the latter didn't make it on the actual show.

[@Abcde1829]

One of the writers of the show was soooo mad at Chris Pratt because Pratt ad-libbed that line and he said it was the best joke of the show. The writer was mad he didn't think of it himself 🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahritchie676]

⁠@@Abcde1829not one of, THE writer! Mike Schur created the show and to this day talks about that improved line 😂

[@Abcde1829]

@hannahritchie676 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 as he SHOULD!!!!!!

[@ashtuatara]

Mike Schur coming in at 7:28 just like "we cut so long ago" is so funny

[@Aditya_Raj123]

Good to see Mose finally running away from Dwight and doing a job that he likes.

[@The-Dom]

First time I saw that goat milk blooper I almost died.

[@Takaichi666-]

Me to Chris is hilarious 😂😂

[@JB-lp9xr]

Funny, but stolen from Kingpin.

[@him050]

“You gonna put them on your fėEëẽEEt?”

[@thebigphish3652]

All of the grown men giggling like little kids at the ice cream is why this show was so amazing.

[@paulripp8802]

“DATE me Ann, I’m SANGLE.” Best Aubrey outtake ever.

[@denvq1475]

“You look like a fish” INSERT perfume “Keep it tight” Aubrey’s manipulation on “Kiss me, don’t get fucking near me” Retta almost throwing up Comeback story - classic My faves!!

[@ryanstocks4298]

Chris Pratt's off-the-cuff lines are ridiculously funny

[@DaveFrehley]

Nick Offerman giggling like a fool is the best thing ever! Especially since it's such a stark contrast to how serious Ron is most of the time.

[@melissawoodby6612]

The "hot snakes" bit gets me every time! 😂

[@BBakira1031]

I want a T-shirt that says "I Got Hot Snakes and Bubble Gut"

[@iseeum]

"Hot snakes" is good but it's no "poop marker."

[@ob15027]

That dude wanted crazy Aubrey so bad!!😂😂😂 3:05

[@garlandledger]

Can you blame him lol.

[@Countdownsmiles]

What does she say at the end?

[@grantpowell4135]

He was like i mean yeah???

[@jefflebowski3784]

We all did

[@ursosentado]

@@Countdownsmiles "don't do it srsly"

[@SamuTheFrog]

7:42 The guy erupting in laughter is living his best life lmao

[@allyfrank11]

I've spent hours over the last few years watching Parks & Rec bloopers and I've never seen most of these and these are the best!

[@9kolaj1973]

We all love a good comeback story 😂

[@marzero116]

3:05 I could not survive that 😭😍😭😍😭

[@itsjohnnyr8560]

I was thinking the same thing

[@tami4peace]

These are the absolute BEST bloopers of all time. This would have been the best job to have! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@JaydenTunde]

Never knew Chris Pratt was so creative. Dayumm😂😂😂

[@The_Winsome_Pixie]

He’s amazing at improv

[@PBMS123]

how could you not?

[@gr8dvd]

@@PBMS123 ‘cuz it’s a comedy show with WRITERS and he’s an actor… ya know person who recites lines.

[@lemonGresham]

​@@gr8dvd you have much to learn and enjoy

[@PBMS123]

@@gr8dvd you'd have to absoutely zero knowledge of chris, seen anything he did before etc. He's great at improv.

[@chery5l]

This is my first time seeing a good amount of these. I was laughing the whole way through 😂

[@BrutusMaximusAurelius]

3:26 I mean, can you blame him?

[@manakings8274]

I'd fold IMMEDIATELY

[@Takaichi666-]

3:35 this blooper had me on the floor 😂😂😂

[@nejcdebevec]

the one thing missing is the Pratt improvised joke: "i googled your simptoms and it looks like you have network connectivity problems" :D that one was pure gold

[@Logan_Baron]

Doesn't fit here though. It wasn't inappropriate and they did air it.

[@NamelesshunterGaming]

"he is actually in me" takes the cake

[@mr.balloffur]

"put them on your feet" and "Insert" were 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thisisahandlelol]

GET ON YOUR FEET

[@plaiddragonfly]

Get up, and make it happen! 😂

[@Kokkurichan]

The basketball plan one with Chris and Adam is one of my all time favorite bloopers. I'm so glad to see it here.

[@SenorbryanA]

1:25 aziz’s laugh never fails to make me die. I cannot. 🤣🤣

[@goalmaker88]

The Kim K joke is still my favorite of all the Parks and Rec bloopers.

[@user-bx7ek5dl5h]

I wish Chris Pratt was still THIS Chris Pratt

[@redacted2275]

He's a human being, not your personal jester. Everyone from this cast has changed/evolved/matured.

[@EnlightenedSavage]

Religion corrupts absolutely

[@alexsclewis]

yeah.. we all wish we could be as tolerant and open-minded as you

[@dtanobo]

​@@redacted2275becoming super religious is the antithesis of evolving lol

[@jdog8701]

7:40 will always be the best... it had everyone dying immediately

[@FirstNameLastName-io5co]

7:32 Greatest blooper of all time, no ifs, ands or buts.

[@EmCeeDrue]

...actually, I'd say it involved a pretty significant Butt, LOL

[@trevorgordier3938]

😂😂😂… how can anyone work with Chris Pratt and not lose their S””T all the time ?? … you know !! He’s thinking and waiting to say stuff !! … the Kim Kardashian line was F’ing priceless !! … and probably totally ADLIBBED just to screw everyone up !! … the guy is the funniest !!!!

[@ursosentado]

7:42 Jerry's and Ron's laugh burst was so pure and spontaneous I love it

[@D_A_M-091]

That's Gary

[@macsmith2013]

How anyone gets anything done with Chris and Aubrey on set is beyond me.

[@deltablaze77]

It is the best when Nick Offerman breaks.

[@rosettastoned7164]

“He’s actually in me” gotta be the best one

[@14kevinnivek41]

God what I would give to have Aubrey talk to me like that. 😩

[@BigMuff75]

I guess I'd never be not laughing being with Offerman and Chris Pratt in one room.^^

[@Whosharted]

April almost made that rich boy actor risk it all 😂

[@lazaromurad322]

¨...yeah, and you look like a fish!¨ its funny because its true, Adam knows it lol

[@Commie_Safari1979]

3:16 I would've folded immediately

[@marydunlop1133]

Actually some bloopers I’ve never seen before!!! 😂😂

[@johnbernhardt4319]

The comeback is by far the best; pure comedic genius! 😂😂

[@ianmillerdevilsfan1223]

I love how Aubrey still calls him Andy even when they break character

[@davidnobre5660]

the last one is such a classic

[@mikelittlenz]

I think the world needs more of Pawnee right now.

[@Brandon11746]

lmao 🤣 I love this show, and these bloopers. Thank you for this!

[@jonarbuckle2894]

Chris Pratt always has the funniest bloopers.

[@milesg7877]

Dribblle dribble dribble dribble dribble 😂😂😂😂, and then he passes.. but it was a bad pass.. 😂😂😂

[@Lord_Neko_]

That last bit is pure gold and will never-not be funny XD

[@wds525]

7:39 from Seinfeld to Friends' bloopers, this will always crack me up.

[@smicha15]

Those are some of the best bloopers I have ever seen.

[@2packs4sure]

Well I thought I'd seen all the Parks and Rec bloopers but I'd never seen that Dennis Feinstein "Insert"... lol

[@nejcdebevec]

Chris Pratt is a comedy genius

[@andrewpierce1588]

Pratt being the guy who cracks everyone else.

[@TomSmith-dp9zb]

"if you want i can pop this trunk and you could fart on it" makes me laugh every single time

[@matthewpicard3976]

Man, I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time! Thanks!!

[@captainrobots1]

Kim joke still the best joke about come on the back.

[@danw1955]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall on that set! Absolutely hysterical!!🤣😂

[@DwayneHicksCpl]

Soo many good ones that I hadn’t seen before. Comedy gold!!

[@applebottomjames]

There has to be so many unearthed bloopers of the actor that plays Jeremy Jam and Amy Poehler, I’d kill to see more

[@AllHandlesTaken91]

Kim Kardashian's comeback story. Never fails

[@josephrigley8974]

Chris was absolutely killing it here 😂

[@bauer0788]

What gets me most is how in any scene where Christ Pratt is cracking jokes and he can seem to get to Nick Offermans funny bone so fast.

[@AdzzieMac]

They look like they have so much fun making these 😊

[@emagodoy2227]

this is a pearl

[@CatMcCloud]

Chris Pratt was so lucky he could hide his character breaks behind Andy’s immaturity LOL

[@rodneybray5827]

Everyone loves a good comeback story.

[@ElEspectroDeLaMi]

Jason Mantzoukas' deadpan, straight delivery of "Oh, 'cause it's been in someone" is hands down my favorite blooper out of all of these. And his real name being Dante Fiero but he changed it to Dennis Feinstein because *that's* more exotic-sounding in Pawnee is one of my all-time favorite jokes on the show about how many rubes live in that town; a Jewish sounding name is more exotic-sounding than Dante Fiero LMAO.

[@RetroFrito]

Chris Pratt sure was proud of that ice cream

[@kmlgraph]

"Let's scent up, guys. We're goin' out!"

[@robf4605]

That hot-snakes thing had me rolling

[@brianr101010]

The Kim K. bit at the end made me laugh so hard I genuinely hurt myself. And where can I get a copy of that video please?

[@armandwilken2510]

That "hot snakes" line had me rolling on the floor.

[@JavierGarduno-jm2lv]

"Are you gonna throw up or are you gonna smile?" 🤣💀 im fukin dead!

[@AutumnOnFire]

"The Egg" will get me forever.

[@removechan10298]

0:47 the camera man loses control

[@mikewatts1533]

Comedy, nothing like it and we definitely need more of it!

[@TheNorthie]

2:24 Nick Offerman said this blooper always cracks him up

[@laurafriday4834]

They were all so good. Bummed this is not streaming anywhere.

[@Aegorraasreturned]

“Steaming” somehow seems like an appropriate typo here…

[@laurafriday4834]

Haha yes but I fixed it

[@SpaceMissile]

the laugh at 6:38 warms my heart. haha

[@jonvia]

Ben: Why is it called "Insert"? Dennis: Oh because its been in someone...

[@Nejineto]

We need to protect Chris Pratt at all costs.

[@AudioPhile]

Best out takes of any show ever, David Earl from Ricky Gervais shows has some brilliant improv too.

[@tmi2816]

Might be the only show whose bloopers are funnier than the actual show🤌🏻😂

[@Harrian2014]

Amy Poehler seems so fun to work with

[@theplourde]

2:24 is diabolical “Welcome to Sherms”

[@MyDeceptionOfficial]

Pimento killed with that one xD

[@Sasfoot]

The best parts are when Nick can't stop laughing.